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we're married we're married you know and

we're married we're married you know and

we're married we're married you know and you should know better

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check me oh here

somebody says

let's do it later what I'm at home in

let's do it later what I'm at home in

let's do it later what I'm at home in bed like good little people

bed like good little people

bed like good little people get it

get it

get it I want to I don't you

I want to I don't you

I want to I don't you [Music]

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[Music] see

see

see [Music]

I'm afraid I can't make it in today Mr

I'm afraid I can't make it in today Mr

I'm afraid I can't make it in today Mr Kavanagh

I'm sick

I'm sick

I'm sick and I'm tired

yes sick and tired

see

see

see thanks

gotgo there's a production meeting with

gotgo there's a production meeting with

gotgo there's a production meeting with the face

the face

the face I'm sorry about last night

I just wanted

I just wanted

I just wanted fun

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thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

for what you're looking for sorry I was

for what you're looking for sorry I was

for what you're looking for sorry I was checking the time

you know

you know

you know we used to be reading people's Diaries

we used to be reading people's Diaries

we used to be reading people's Diaries it was the ultimate acts of betrayal

it was the ultimate acts of betrayal

it was the ultimate acts of betrayal nowadays these texts emails

nowadays these texts emails

nowadays these texts emails wives checking up on their husbands

wives checking up on their husbands

wives checking up on their husbands parents keeping an eye on their kids

parents keeping an eye on their kids

parents keeping an eye on their kids gotta be honest with you laugh baffled

gotta be honest with you laugh baffled

gotta be honest with you laugh baffled by what you've got to gain

by what you've got to gain

by what you've got to gain straight question yes or no answer

straight question yes or no answer

straight question yes or no answer have you had an affair with Claire

silence that sinks you

just out of curiosity what the [\h__\h] it

just out of curiosity what the [\h__\h] it

just out of curiosity what the [\h__\h] it gotta do with you

gotta do with you

gotta do with you yesterday I wanna know what sort of man

yesterday I wanna know what sort of man

yesterday I wanna know what sort of man I'm dealing with one that shags his best

I'm dealing with one that shags his best

I'm dealing with one that shags his best friend's wife one who talks a betrayal

friend's wife one who talks a betrayal

friend's wife one who talks a betrayal of that flicker of his own guilt why

of that flicker of his own guilt why

of that flicker of his own guilt why don't you just lose them all High Ground

don't you just lose them all High Ground

don't you just lose them all High Ground you've cheated on your husband you've

you've cheated on your husband you've

you've cheated on your husband you've told me so you are sleeping with her

told me so you are sleeping with her

told me so you are sleeping with her no

no

no but you have

but you have

but you have once

once

once it was a mistake and I didn't take

it was a mistake and I didn't take

it was a mistake and I didn't take advantage you had been out

advantage you had been out

advantage you had been out I tell you what I want no part of this

I tell you what I want no part of this

I tell you what I want no part of this no part of what don't insult me

no part of what don't insult me

no part of what don't insult me because I will not be part of hurting

because I will not be part of hurting

because I will not be part of hurting Woody

alien existence

alien existence

alien existence no

no

no people love it no I love it

people love it no I love it

people love it no I love it but we've done alien existence about a

but we've done alien existence about a

but we've done alien existence about a million times for you and it always

million times for you and it always

million times for you and it always brings out the same old Nutters and

brings out the same old Nutters and

brings out the same old Nutters and they're the funniest shows it's

they're the funniest shows it's

they're the funniest shows it's something else something about

something else something about

something else something about relationships

relationships

relationships Jen

Jen

Jen can we get everything

suspicion yeah people who think that

suspicion yeah people who think that

suspicion yeah people who think that their partner's acting strange

their partner's acting strange

their partner's acting strange not themselves anymore maybe they're uh

not themselves anymore maybe they're uh

not themselves anymore maybe they're uh erratic Moody I don't know stick it down

erratic Moody I don't know stick it down

erratic Moody I don't know stick it down might bring up something more

might bring up something more

might bring up something more interesting

interesting

interesting what else

what else

what else [Music]

I've seen better performances Claire

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[Music] magic please

magic please

magic please talk

coffee

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foreign

ERS happy

would it give us a second mate excuse me

would it give us a second mate excuse me

would it give us a second mate excuse me we're in a meeting in my office

we're in a meeting in my office

we're in a meeting in my office if anyone leaves they do so on my

if anyone leaves they do so on my

if anyone leaves they do so on my request I could just stay right where

request I could just stay right where

request I could just stay right where you are

you are

you are fine

fine

fine um it's about the morning after pill I

um it's about the morning after pill I

um it's about the morning after pill I spoke to the chemist Jesus Christ fine

spoke to the chemist Jesus Christ fine

spoke to the chemist Jesus Christ fine Woody yeah

don't play God with me

don't play God with me

don't play God with me that's all I'm asking

that's all I'm asking

that's all I'm asking this is between Claire and I

I run a radio station not a counseling

I run a radio station not a counseling

I run a radio station not a counseling service Mitch

service Mitch

service Mitch my experience people always shoot the

my experience people always shoot the

my experience people always shoot the messenger

by the way for future reference if you

by the way for future reference if you

by the way for future reference if you advertise something as enormous the

advertise something as enormous the

advertise something as enormous the reality should live up to the hype

foreign

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relax

Ed to tell you

Ed to tell you

Ed to tell you um

um

um things are changing at home and um

things are changing at home and um

things are changing at home and um me and my husband my husband and I

me and my husband my husband and I

me and my husband my husband and I am

we're making a good of things I

we're making a good of things I

we're making a good of things I understand

foreign

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why not you just can't mom lets me have

why not you just can't mom lets me have

why not you just can't mom lets me have them

them

them Charlotte sit down now are you ever do

Charlotte sit down now are you ever do

Charlotte sit down now are you ever do is look at your stupid computer

oh

down

down

down sitting there be quiet

foreign

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scared of getting cold

scared of getting cold

scared of getting cold this has got to stop you need to find

this has got to stop you need to find

this has got to stop you need to find someone your own age

someone your own age

someone your own age okay who isn't the point the point is

okay who isn't the point the point is

okay who isn't the point the point is this can't continue

it's the best iron honestly you thank me

it's the best iron honestly you thank me

it's the best iron honestly you thank me for it

um

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thank you

foreign

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are you doing

are you doing

are you doing he'd want this

he'd want this

he'd want this I want to see my dad and I don't want

I want to see my dad and I don't want

I want to see my dad and I don't want either of you with me

laughs

what do you do to the Mitch I mean they

what do you do to the Mitch I mean they

what do you do to the Mitch I mean they go from adoration to Loathing in the

go from adoration to Loathing in the

go from adoration to Loathing in the space of an evening

space of an evening

space of an evening I was married life

I was married life

I was married life great

it's so great I mean shall wait

it's so great I mean shall wait

it's so great I mean shall wait it's my own fault I should have married

it's my own fault I should have married

it's my own fault I should have married her years back like she'd wanted then we

her years back like she'd wanted then we

her years back like she'd wanted then we could have done everything perfectly

could have done everything perfectly

could have done everything perfectly lived up to the fairy tale

I'm starting to wonder

I'm starting to wonder

I'm starting to wonder if she's bored of me

she'd want someone else

yep

foreign

I couldn't lie I know

I couldn't lie I know

I couldn't lie I know I don't know but that's the least of our

I don't know but that's the least of our

I don't know but that's the least of our worries

worries

worries what are you saying

what are you saying

what are you saying Woody oh God I don't know he doesn't

Woody oh God I don't know he doesn't

Woody oh God I don't know he doesn't know anything he's he's just thinking

know anything he's he's just thinking

know anything he's he's just thinking out loud

go on like this we have to make it stop

we could stop

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thank you

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where is he toilet should I get it no

where is he toilet should I get it no

where is he toilet should I get it no I'll get it

the babe

the babe

the babe which one

which one

which one hi Mitch Moore stud services

hi Mitch Moore stud services

hi Mitch Moore stud services [Music]

the babe

the babe

the babe not the chatty type

not the chatty type

not the chatty type [Music]