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talk to me Teresa in Tottenham

what do you think it means well Freud

what do you think it means well Freud

what do you think it means well Freud said all dreams of Desire so I would say

said all dreams of Desire so I would say

said all dreams of Desire so I would say you've got some fairly serious therapy

you've got some fairly serious therapy

you've got some fairly serious therapy issues line 12 Tim in Oz Court talk

issues line 12 Tim in Oz Court talk

issues line 12 Tim in Oz Court talk where you stand on necrophilia

where you stand on necrophilia

where you stand on necrophilia you're so bad at getting laid that you

you're so bad at getting laid that you

you're so bad at getting laid that you have to resort to dead people that

have to resort to dead people that

have to resort to dead people that speaks volumes about your interpersonal

speaks volumes about your interpersonal

speaks volumes about your interpersonal skills line 12 Carl in stock Newington

skills line 12 Carl in stock Newington

skills line 12 Carl in stock Newington talk to me

talk to me

talk to me Mitch

I'm in the right mess man

I'm in the right mess man

I'm in the right mess man place

place

place well there's an army you can get for

well there's an army you can get for

well there's an army you can get for that my friend it's called denial bury

that my friend it's called denial bury

that my friend it's called denial bury it and forget about her

it and forget about her

it and forget about her I really can't has anything happened

I really can't has anything happened

I really can't has anything happened between you sex

let me ask you this

let me ask you this

let me ask you this if you sleep with your best friend's

if you sleep with your best friend's

if you sleep with your best friend's partner and he never finds out

partner and he never finds out

partner and he never finds out did it ever happen

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legs

he's back for the awards due tomorrow

he's back for the awards due tomorrow

he's back for the awards due tomorrow night but we might actually win

night but we might actually win

night but we might actually win something yeah actually about tonight

she's very beautiful

she's very beautiful

she's very beautiful Celtic blood though fiery you won't want

Celtic blood though fiery you won't want

Celtic blood though fiery you won't want to pick a fight with her and I suppose

to pick a fight with her and I suppose

to pick a fight with her and I suppose there's uh there's any point in inviting

there's uh there's any point in inviting

there's uh there's any point in inviting you out for a drink is there some

you out for a drink is there some

you out for a drink is there some horrendous media joint naturally

perhaps we could try some

try something

try something

try something Cree absolute came through last Tuesday

a few of my girlfriends through a

a few of my girlfriends through a

a few of my girlfriends through a divorce party it's the most fun I've had

divorce party it's the most fun I've had

divorce party it's the most fun I've had in seven years

so you're back out there looking around

so you're back out there looking around

so you're back out there looking around seeing what's on offer any man in my

seeing what's on offer any man in my

seeing what's on offer any man in my life right now has four legs and licks

life right now has four legs and licks

life right now has four legs and licks his own penis

his own penis

his own penis that's quite a talent

what is it women like about you Mitch

what is it women like about you Mitch

what is it women like about you Mitch and your opinion

and your opinion

and your opinion confidence Charisma damn an enormous

confidence Charisma damn an enormous

confidence Charisma damn an enormous knob of course

knob of course

knob of course see you're thinking that's a joke but

see you're thinking that's a joke but

see you're thinking that's a joke but there's a tiny little part of your cures

there's a tiny little part of your cures

there's a tiny little part of your cures to find out

to find out

to find out and that's how you get women into bed

and that's how you get women into bed

and that's how you get women into bed lines like that I've got better ones

more wine

love into my life

love into my life

love into my life bring love into my life

bring love into my life

bring love into my life bring me the man and my dreams shut up

bring me the man and my dreams shut up

bring me the man and my dreams shut up you annoying little [\h__\h]

thank you

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woman

for the same people aren't we

for the same people aren't we

for the same people aren't we yeah Charlotte don't go too far

of course

yeah what is it

I'm having an affair

I'm having an affair

I'm having an affair no

no it's uh some of them Works a bit

no it's uh some of them Works a bit

no it's uh some of them Works a bit younger it's really sexy

younger it's really sexy

younger it's really sexy I don't know it's wrong I'll probably

I don't know it's wrong I'll probably

I don't know it's wrong I'll probably end up regretting I just can't stop

end up regretting I just can't stop

end up regretting I just can't stop myself

myself

myself so long since I felt desired yeah

beautiful oh

beautiful oh

beautiful oh God Kelly I can't believe you of all

God Kelly I can't believe you of all

God Kelly I can't believe you of all things Kelly

things Kelly

things Kelly what are you gonna do I mean

what are you gonna do I mean

what are you gonna do I mean is it serious I thought you were trying

is it serious I thought you were trying

is it serious I thought you were trying for a baby

for a baby

for a baby that's the thing that's what I want but

that's the thing that's what I want but

that's the thing that's what I want but I want I want love and affection I want

I want I want love and affection I want

I want I want love and affection I want a family I want everything you've got

a family I want everything you've got

a family I want everything you've got it's got one give me those things

you have to tell them what you what you

you have to tell them what you what you

you have to tell them what you what you want he needs to know how serious this

want he needs to know how serious this

want he needs to know how serious this is

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need any help uh no thanks I'm looking

need any help uh no thanks I'm looking

need any help uh no thanks I'm looking for something quite specific

it works dude

kind of told my colleagues I'll be

kind of told my colleagues I'll be

kind of told my colleagues I'll be bringing a date tonight so how much

bringing a date tonight so how much

bringing a date tonight so how much you're willing to pay 300

you're willing to pay 300

you're willing to pay 300 oh God I know someone I'll do it for

oh God I know someone I'll do it for

oh God I know someone I'll do it for half that

you've got everything you need depends

you've got everything you need depends

you've got everything you need depends if you've left the reoffer I'll raise a

if you've left the reoffer I'll raise a

if you've left the reoffer I'll raise a glass for you do I look all right you

glass for you do I look all right you

glass for you do I look all right you look great

look great

look great this is my bum look big Claire you look

this is my bum look big Claire you look

this is my bum look big Claire you look fantastic

fantastic

fantastic all right you've got five minutes and

all right you've got five minutes and

all right you've got five minutes and Mitch is picking us up on Route oh can't

Mitch is picking us up on Route oh can't

Mitch is picking us up on Route oh can't we just see him there no he wants to

we just see him there no he wants to

we just see him there no he wants to make an entrance

make an entrance

make an entrance besides he's got something birdie wants

besides he's got something birdie wants

besides he's got something birdie wants to show

ah even though

ah even though

ah even though that was a honeymoon fantastic I guess

that was a honeymoon fantastic I guess

that was a honeymoon fantastic I guess Woody Claire I thought you're bringing a

Woody Claire I thought you're bringing a

Woody Claire I thought you're bringing a date

not for public consumption

not for public consumption

not for public consumption [Music]

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[Music] Park Lane Hotel please captain

Park Lane Hotel please captain

Park Lane Hotel please captain [Music]

back

back

back you're getting on the Piccadilly line no

you're getting on the Piccadilly line no

you're getting on the Piccadilly line no I'm getting a taxi

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face you look amazing

face you look amazing

face you look amazing scrub up all right yourself

no why haven't you replied

no why haven't you replied

no why haven't you replied I've been busy

I've been busy

I've been busy I need to talk to you

I need to talk to you

I need to talk to you there's really nothing to say Mitch

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ell

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[Music] thank you

thank you

thank you Mitch

come on

what I never realized is how many crazy

what I never realized is how many crazy

what I never realized is how many crazy people there are out there in London I

people there are out there in London I

people there are out there in London I know it's a big city but it's worse than

know it's a big city but it's worse than

know it's a big city but it's worse than NYC and why do they all call our show

NYC and why do they all call our show

NYC and why do they all call our show I've Got a Theory on that it's community

I've Got a Theory on that it's community

I've Got a Theory on that it's community sure we get our fair share of our boss

sure we get our fair share of our boss

sure we get our fair share of our boss Colin input the rest of them they want

Colin input the rest of them they want

Colin input the rest of them they want that most human thing

that most human thing

that most human thing contact

contact

contact seriously who talks anymore about the

seriously who talks anymore about the

seriously who talks anymore about the most important things life

most important things life

most important things life life love nobody so they call me because

life love nobody so they call me because

life love nobody so they call me because you know I'm there and they know that I

you know I'm there and they know that I

you know I'm there and they know that I genuinely care about what they want to

genuinely care about what they want to

genuinely care about what they want to say when'd you collect her over here

I'll just settle for the best presenter

I'll just settle for the best presenter

I'll just settle for the best presenter award tonight thanks faith

do you want a beer yeah lovely

that's the new one

that's the new one

that's the new one [Music]

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[Music] it's cool

I want a baby oh cows

I want a baby oh cows

I want a baby oh cows it's something I really really want

it's something I really really want

it's something I really really want and

and

and if you're not prepared to do that with

if you're not prepared to do that with

if you're not prepared to do that with me then I I don't think we should be

me then I I don't think we should be

me then I I don't think we should be together anymore

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[Music] how do I look honest opinion not

how do I look honest opinion not

how do I look honest opinion not required you'll do for me come on

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I'm tired

I'm not after that

I'm not after that

I'm not after that [Music]

I just wanted to say

I just wanted to say

I just wanted to say if you want to try for a kid I'm up for

if you want to try for a kid I'm up for

if you want to try for a kid I'm up for it yeah

you mean it

I'm now the one that you've all been

I'm now the one that you've all been

I'm now the one that you've all been waiting for the nominations for Best

waiting for the nominations for Best

waiting for the nominations for Best talk radio presenter

talk radio presenter

talk radio presenter 2007. Robbie Kane kiss

Mitch Moore life FM

and Liam Connor LBC

the moment of truth

the moment of truth

the moment of truth and the winner is

and the winner is

and the winner is Mitch Moore Anything Goes

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[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] both of you

about leading time

about leading time

about leading time listen we don't do this for the awards

listen we don't do this for the awards

listen we don't do this for the awards everyone knows that they're worthless

everyone knows that they're worthless

everyone knows that they're worthless and to be honest with you I'd much

and to be honest with you I'd much

and to be honest with you I'd much prefer to be me local with a couple of

prefer to be me local with a couple of

prefer to be me local with a couple of pants and standing up here in a penguin

pants and standing up here in a penguin

pants and standing up here in a penguin suit

suit

suit get me out of here Claire

get me out of here Claire

get me out of here Claire away from all this nonsense

away from all this nonsense

away from all this nonsense let's go and do something something

let's go and do something something

let's go and do something something together something nice

this means absolutely nothing compared

this means absolutely nothing compared

this means absolutely nothing compared to you

but you've given at me and so I'm going

but you've given at me and so I'm going

but you've given at me and so I'm going to take it thanks very much I appreciate

to take it thanks very much I appreciate

to take it thanks very much I appreciate it and I'll see you same time next year

it and I'll see you same time next year

it and I'll see you same time next year much more life

much more life

much more life [Applause]

come for me

yeah Barry please

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welcome to you

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first stop

what are you doing come with me

what now

what now

what now [Music]

three bring my wife

three bring my wife

three bring my wife your wife

cool that misses a

cool that misses a

cool that misses a kenton's wife yeah you don't know me but

kenton's wife yeah you don't know me but

kenton's wife yeah you don't know me but um I was having sex with your [\h__\h] of a

um I was having sex with your [\h__\h] of a

um I was having sex with your [\h__\h] of a husband earlier this evening when his

husband earlier this evening when his

husband earlier this evening when his heart gave way midflow probably induced

heart gave way midflow probably induced

heart gave way midflow probably induced by his excessive cocaine use he's been

by his excessive cocaine use he's been

by his excessive cocaine use he's been admitted to St James's A and E I'm so

admitted to St James's A and E I'm so

admitted to St James's A and E I'm so sorry

what happened to you

what happened to you

what happened to you what went wrong

what went wrong

what went wrong how did you end up like this

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come on congratulations

for us

reputation I wasn't going to

reputation I wasn't going to

reputation I wasn't going to Ladies Man love them and leave them I'm

Ladies Man love them and leave them I'm

Ladies Man love them and leave them I'm sure you know what you're doing

to be honest it's not really my type

to be honest it's not really my type

to be honest it's not really my type all that Swagger

you're fond of him though I can tell

you're fond of him though I can tell

you're fond of him though I can tell imagine me close

imagine me close

imagine me close best friend yes he is

excuse me I gotta get back

can we get up here

can we get up here

can we get up here somewhere fun with Mother's nonsense

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thank you

thank you

thank you check me oh hey

all right

all right

all right let's do it later well at home bare like

let's do it later well at home bare like

let's do it later well at home bare like good little people