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clay
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it's um very busy I got to see you
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it's um very busy I got to see you
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it's um very busy I got to see you
you can't do this you have to forget
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you can't do this you have to forget
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you can't do this you have to forget
about it I can't
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ruin everything I I don't care
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if you remind this is where it works
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I knew that man on the radio
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I knew that man on the radio
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I knew that man on the radio
Mitch Moore pleased to meet you
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Mitch Moore pleased to meet you
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Mitch Moore pleased to meet you
oh you're a bit too late for me I'm
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oh you're a bit too late for me I'm
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oh you're a bit too late for me I'm
afraid I'm tucked up by 10. yeah you
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afraid I'm tucked up by 10. yeah you
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afraid I'm tucked up by 10. yeah you
want to live a little believe me you're
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want to live a little believe me you're
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want to live a little believe me you're
a long time Dad
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just tell me you don't feel the same
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just tell me you don't feel the same
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just tell me you don't feel the same
you've got to go say it and I'll go
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you've got to go say it and I'll go
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you've got to go say it and I'll go
Mitch please say it
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Mitch please say it
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Mitch please say it
was the mistake okay no way please go
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Claire Claire Mitch
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Claire Claire Mitch
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Claire Claire Mitch
it really wasn't that good you know
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it really wasn't that good you know
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it really wasn't that good you know
contrary to what you might think I
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contrary to what you might think I
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contrary to what you might think I
didn't shake my world so I'd have just
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didn't shake my world so I'd have just
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didn't shake my world so I'd have just
put it down to experience and move on
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put it down to experience and move on
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put it down to experience and move on
I'm not going anywhere
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you can't allow yourself to think about
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you can't allow yourself to think about
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you can't allow yourself to think about
it because you know how much it meant
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it because you know how much it meant
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it because you know how much it meant
I'll call security
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I'll call security
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I'll call security
yeah right
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Supply but I didn't have the right
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Supply but I didn't have the right
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Supply but I didn't have the right
qualifications in your stupidity
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qualifications in your stupidity
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qualifications in your stupidity
aggression
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nice of you to join us
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what's up with you
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I can't call me a wedding uh-huh very
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I can't call me a wedding uh-huh very
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I can't call me a wedding uh-huh very
funny I'm not joking
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someone's come up with something big
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I can't do it mate I just I just can't
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I can't do it mate I just I just can't
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I can't do it mate I just I just can't
be there
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foreign
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usual answering questions with his fists
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usual answering questions with his fists
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usual answering questions with his fists
last thing I need is a papers getting
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last thing I need is a papers getting
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last thing I need is a papers getting
hold of it and you have to go tomorrow
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I'm as good as you are mate
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I'm as good as you are mate
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I'm as good as you are mate
really but I mean it's if you're in a
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really but I mean it's if you're in a
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really but I mean it's if you're in a
player's day you don't really need me
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player's day you don't really need me
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player's day you don't really need me
there I want you there you're the best
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there I want you there you're the best
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there I want you there you're the best
man
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I'm sorry forget about you dad let him
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I'm sorry forget about you dad let him
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I'm sorry forget about you dad let him
sort his own [\h__\h] out for once I can
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sort his own [\h__\h] out for once I can
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sort his own [\h__\h] out for once I can
this is my wedding Mitch my wedding does
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this is my wedding Mitch my wedding does
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this is my wedding Mitch my wedding does
that mean so little to you it's hardly a
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that mean so little to you it's hardly a
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that mean so little to you it's hardly a
great romance World you've been together
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great romance World you've been together
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great romance World you've been together
for eight years so so are you
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for eight years so so are you
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for eight years so so are you
practically married already this is just
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practically married already this is just
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practically married already this is just
a glorified piss-up
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I ask one thing of you one thing in
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I ask one thing of you one thing in
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I ask one thing of you one thing in
return for all the [\h__\h] I put up with
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return for all the [\h__\h] I put up with
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return for all the [\h__\h] I put up with
over the years massaging your ego making
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over the years massaging your ego making
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over the years massaging your ego making
you look best when I sit in the shadows
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[\h__\h] you
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foreign
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by the way your brother's here oh thanks
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by the way your brother's here oh thanks
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by the way your brother's here oh thanks
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oh my God
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all right I hope what do you want
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all right I hope what do you want
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all right I hope what do you want
nothing just thought I'd stop by and
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nothing just thought I'd stop by and
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nothing just thought I'd stop by and
sing a little bollocks
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I need you to cover for me I've I've
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I need you to cover for me I've I've
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I need you to cover for me I've I've
pulled out of the wedding reasons aren't
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pulled out of the wedding reasons aren't
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pulled out of the wedding reasons aren't
important but I'm just not going to be
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important but I'm just not going to be
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important but I'm just not going to be
there okay please don't ask me why
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there okay please don't ask me why
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there okay please don't ask me why
because I'm not going to tell you
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because I'm not going to tell you
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because I'm not going to tell you
anyone says anything just say that's in
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anyone says anything just say that's in
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anyone says anything just say that's in
the [\h__\h] and I've got to go up to
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the [\h__\h] and I've got to go up to
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the [\h__\h] and I've got to go up to
Manchester to sort it out Mitch I'm not
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Manchester to sort it out Mitch I'm not
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Manchester to sort it out Mitch I'm not
12 anymore you can't just do that
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12 anymore you can't just do that
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12 anymore you can't just do that
especially a kiss
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because you can't face you and I get
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because you can't face you and I get
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because you can't face you and I get
married isn't it
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no this will never be me I'm gonna end
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no this will never be me I'm gonna end
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no this will never be me I'm gonna end
up a lonely Spencer who takes an
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up a lonely Spencer who takes an
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up a lonely Spencer who takes an
unhealthy interesting cats oh do you
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unhealthy interesting cats oh do you
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unhealthy interesting cats oh do you
remember the morning my wedding I put
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remember the morning my wedding I put
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remember the morning my wedding I put
that special stuff in my eyes give them
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that special stuff in my eyes give them
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that special stuff in my eyes give them
that extra Sparkle and I realized I was
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that extra Sparkle and I realized I was
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that extra Sparkle and I realized I was
slowly going blind I just dreamed by the
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slowly going blind I just dreamed by the
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slowly going blind I just dreamed by the
time I said I do did you ever complain
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time I said I do did you ever complain
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time I said I do did you ever complain
about that
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about that
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about that
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no
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no
I came back I think it was a sign
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I came back I think it was a sign
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I came back I think it was a sign
someone told me to open my bloody eyes
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at the bath rubber duck go outside shout
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at the bath rubber duck go outside shout
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at the bath rubber duck go outside shout
if you do I'm best man I'm basically
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if you do I'm best man I'm basically
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if you do I'm best man I'm basically
your slave
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your slave
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your slave
I'll tell you what I'm loving doing this
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I'll tell you what I'm loving doing this
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I'll tell you what I'm loving doing this
I'm thinking of starting a website you
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I'm thinking of starting a website you
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I'm thinking of starting a website you
know suggestions tips do's and don'ts
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know suggestions tips do's and don'ts
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know suggestions tips do's and don'ts
how's the speech coming it's gone and
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how's the speech coming it's gone and
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how's the speech coming it's gone and
Dustin trust me it's like Goldust oh
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Dustin trust me it's like Goldust oh
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Dustin trust me it's like Goldust oh
Scott there is something uh Claire's
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Scott there is something uh Claire's
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Scott there is something uh Claire's
Daddy's in a wheelchair can make sure
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Daddy's in a wheelchair can make sure
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Daddy's in a wheelchair can make sure
they've left space right on the front of
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they've left space right on the front of
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they've left space right on the front of
horses no problem
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Social Service on me
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out last night
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it happens you know
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it happens you know
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it happens you know
you know does it oh usually with virgins
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more than you
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more than you
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more than you
I know
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I know
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I know
I've just got things on my mind at the
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I've just got things on my mind at the
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I've just got things on my mind at the
moment
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don't always try
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don't always try
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don't always try
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no I've got a wedding to go to
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no I've got a wedding to go to
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no I've got a wedding to go to
Mitch
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okay that wasn't less all this long
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okay that wasn't less all this long
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okay that wasn't less all this long
suddenly seems very real you'll be great
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suddenly seems very real you'll be great
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suddenly seems very real you'll be great
this is a fun bit it's being married
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this is a fun bit it's being married
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this is a fun bit it's being married
this sucks
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in five minutes
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how do I look like the most beautiful
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how do I look like the most beautiful
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how do I look like the most beautiful
girl in the world the perfect right
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girl in the world the perfect right
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girl in the world the perfect right
me
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Elaine do you mind if it's just me and
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Elaine do you mind if it's just me and
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Elaine do you mind if it's just me and
Dad walking down there
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Dad walking down there
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Dad walking down there
oh no no
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okay
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mate can we find another room
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will you please be upstanding through
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will you please be upstanding through
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will you please be upstanding through
the entrance of the Bride
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[Music]
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thank you
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you have the Rings
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[Music]
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I'd like to ask Stephen and Claire to
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I'd like to ask Stephen and Claire to
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I'd like to ask Stephen and Claire to
hold each other's hands
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publicly declare their vows in front of
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publicly declare their vows in front of
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publicly declare their vows in front of
you their closest friends and family
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[Music]
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chat later Waterloo sweet this place we
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chat later Waterloo sweet this place we
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chat later Waterloo sweet this place we
are here now has been sanctioned
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are here now has been sanctioned
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are here now has been sanctioned
according to the law
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according to the law
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according to the law
for the celebration of marriages oh yes
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for the celebration of marriages oh yes
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for the celebration of marriages oh yes
it's um up your ass third door on the
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it's um up your ass third door on the
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it's um up your ass third door on the
right
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right
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right
before Claire and Stephen are joined in
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before Claire and Stephen are joined in
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before Claire and Stephen are joined in
matrimony
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matrimony
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matrimony
I have to ask if there is any person
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why these two people cannot be married
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why these two people cannot be married
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why these two people cannot be married
may they please declare it now
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I do
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it's just a joker I always wanted to do
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it's just a joker I always wanted to do
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it's just a joker I always wanted to do
that sorry
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come down
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okay good
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okay good
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okay good
that's a relief
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Stephen
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will you take Claire to be your wife
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will you take Claire to be your wife
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will you take Claire to be your wife
will you love her comfort her honor and
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will you love her comfort her honor and
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will you love her comfort her honor and
forsaking all others be faithful to her
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forsaking all others be faithful to her
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forsaking all others be faithful to her
as long as you both shall live I will
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as long as you both shall live I will
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as long as you both shall live I will
Claire
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Claire
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Claire
will you take Stephen to be your husband
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will you take Stephen to be your husband
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will you take Stephen to be your husband
will you love him comfort him honor and
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will you love him comfort him honor and
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will you love him comfort him honor and
protect him
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protect him
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protect him
and forsaking all others be faithful to
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and forsaking all others be faithful to
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and forsaking all others be faithful to
him as long as you both shall live
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him as long as you both shall live
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him as long as you both shall live
I will
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uh so on behalf of my wife and I
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I'd like to thank you all for coming and
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I'd like to thank you all for coming and
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I'd like to thank you all for coming and
raise a toast
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raise a toast
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raise a toast
to love
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to love
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to love
and happiness
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now without any further Ado I hand you
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now without any further Ado I hand you
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now without any further Ado I hand you
over to the best man
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thank you thank you
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thank you thank you
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thank you thank you
oh wow
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oh wow
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oh wow
they say that being a best man's a bit
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they say that being a best man's a bit
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they say that being a best man's a bit
like being asked to go down on the queen
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like being asked to go down on the queen
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like being asked to go down on the queen
it's a great honor but nobody wants to
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it's a great honor but nobody wants to
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it's a great honor but nobody wants to
do it
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oh
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oh
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oh
seriously this this is an honor for me
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seriously this this is an honor for me
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seriously this this is an honor for me
not only is Woody a great friend which
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not only is Woody a great friend which
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not only is Woody a great friend which
which makes it very special that he's
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which makes it very special that he's
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which makes it very special that he's
asked me to be his best man
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asked me to be his best man
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asked me to be his best man
but also
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but also
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but also
by tradition
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by tradition
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by tradition
best mountain gets to Shag a bridesmaid
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best mountain gets to Shag a bridesmaid
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best mountain gets to Shag a bridesmaid
so imagine my disappointment when I
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so imagine my disappointment when I
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so imagine my disappointment when I
realized it was my wife
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what's the best way to stop a woman
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what's the best way to stop a woman
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what's the best way to stop a woman
giving you a [\h__\h] Mario
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sorry sorry I'm I'm sure that's not true
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sorry sorry I'm I'm sure that's not true
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sorry sorry I'm I'm sure that's not true
average is a right goer
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I see that reminds me uh an
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I see that reminds me uh an
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I see that reminds me uh an
ex-girlfriend of mine contacted me the
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ex-girlfriend of mine contacted me the
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ex-girlfriend of mine contacted me the
other day and said she'd been fondly
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other day and said she'd been fondly
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other day and said she'd been fondly
reminiscing about the wild sex we're
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reminiscing about the wild sex we're
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reminiscing about the wild sex we're
used to have in our younger days
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used to have in our younger days
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used to have in our younger days
and how she'd like to uh recreate those
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and how she'd like to uh recreate those
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and how she'd like to uh recreate those
passionate encounters on a no strings
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passionate encounters on a no strings
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passionate encounters on a no strings
basis well I was thrilled
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basis well I was thrilled
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basis well I was thrilled
I felt Duty bound to tell her I was a
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I felt Duty bound to tell her I was a
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I felt Duty bound to tell her I was a
little older fatter and less vibrant
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little older fatter and less vibrant
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little older fatter and less vibrant
than it used to be she said that didn't
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than it used to be she said that didn't
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than it used to be she said that didn't
matter she too had filled out put on
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matter she too had filled out put on
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matter she too had filled out put on
some weight so I told her to [\h__\h] off
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yeah I'd say I've been warned to uh to
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yeah I'd say I've been warned to uh to
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yeah I'd say I've been warned to uh to
keep my material clean on account of the
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keep my material clean on account of the
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keep my material clean on account of the
fact there's kids and old folk in the
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fact there's kids and old folk in the
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fact there's kids and old folk in the
room and the manager of this fine
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room and the manager of this fine
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room and the manager of this fine
establishment Mr Hunt
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establishment Mr Hunt
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establishment Mr Hunt
Mike has given me a list of phrases that
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Mike has given me a list of phrases that
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Mike has given me a list of phrases that
he's deemed unacceptable for use on such
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he's deemed unacceptable for use on such
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he's deemed unacceptable for use on such
an occasion
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unfortunately I put the list down and uh
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unfortunately I put the list down and uh
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unfortunately I put the list down and uh
well I seem to have lost it so uh
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well I seem to have lost it so uh
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well I seem to have lost it so uh
if anyone's seen my concert can they
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if anyone's seen my concert can they
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if anyone's seen my concert can they
tell him I need another copy my punt my
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tell him I need another copy my punt my
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tell him I need another copy my punt my
kingdom for Mike Hunt
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yeah it seems to have disappeared
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yeah it seems to have disappeared
447
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yeah it seems to have disappeared
vanished like my libido
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vanished like my libido
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vanished like my libido
mind you it's no wonder for playing our
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mind you it's no wonder for playing our
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mind you it's no wonder for playing our
house consisted choosing baby names
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453
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it's all right what's up jokes
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it's all right what's up jokes
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it's all right what's up jokes
she's just got the [\h__\h]
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457
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the best man ladies and gentlemen
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459
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all right so I've got pages of this
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all right so I've got pages of this
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all right so I've got pages of this
stuff go with your wife it should be all
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stuff go with your wife it should be all
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stuff go with your wife it should be all
right go
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I'd just like to say a um a few words
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I'd just like to say a um a few words
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I'd just like to say a um a few words
and don't worry there's no jokes
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469
00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:32,059
[Applause]
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