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Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race...

You need to lead DragCon panels.

You've got male... privilege.

Speaking of ugly, do you wanna meet our panelists?

I knew about toxic masculini...

Toxic masculinity at a very young age.

Jasmine Kennedie.

You were very charismatic,

but I just didn't get enough of you.

Jorgeous.

I felt like you were self-conscious.

Bosco.

You were fucking hilarious.

Con-drag-ulations. You're the winner of this week's challenge.

Jasmine, Jorgeous...

Shantay you both stay.

Yes!

Oh, my God!

- Oh, bitch, we did it! - Fuck, we did it, bitch!

Oh, Miss Girl.

Secretly, I think we've all been wanting

to see the Jasmine/Jorgeous lip sync,

and we definitely got the show that we've been waiting for.

But, uh, nobody was eliminated.

And there still was eight.

Don't put some glass in my powder, now.

Meow, let's give a shout-out to that lip sync, though!

Oh, my God!

That really did it for me.

Like, we were screaming.

Yeah, we were screaming.

I honestly feel so proud of myself.

Jasmine was the one girl

that I was, like, really kind of nervous to lip sync against,

because the bitch could keep up with me.

I'm just so happy to be here,

because, girl, I was nervous for a bit.

I was gagging, too, because I lip synced already twice.

I was like, "She's not gonna save me over Jorgeous right now.

She's not gonna do that."

Ugh. Am I irritated there's eight of us here still?

Absolutely. I get it.

I can't be mad at it, but I'm irritated.

Y'all bitches better beware

if you're in the bottom with us, okay?

Whatever. It wasn't that good.

Girl, I know all of them are mad,

and you know what? That's fine.

Let those feelings bubble up.

Let those feelings get to you and really psych you out.

Because if you're lip syncing against me,

it's gonna be very, very hard to send me home, darling.

Can we do this?

Congratulations, Bosco!

That feels so fucking cute,

and, like, definitely a shout-out to Miss DeJa.

I surely did think

that, like, maybe this was the moment for you.

I know you've been in the top the past few weeks.

- Yeah. - Is it getting to you at all?

It's, like, you're right there.

And just someone just happened to do

a teench bit kind of better.

I'm not discrediting Bosco.

She did amazing.

But I feel like I did everything right,

and I feel like I've listened to them

and I've given them what they wanted,

and I still couldn't get the win.

If I'm doing amazing,

like, why can't I just get the win, you know?

It really goes to show y'all

that, like, this top eight is top tier.

The best of the best.

We have just literally been showing RuPaul and the judges

we're just too good to go home.

Honestly.

And do you know what that means?

Let's get the fuck outta drag.

Yeah, thank God.

And you know what that means?

We gotta listen to Jasmine for one more week.

Yeah, y'all gotta listen to me for one more week!

Drag Race is the living personification

of the saying "You're only as good as your last performance."

Ugh.

And these girls are so good.

I feel that Ru expects the world from this group,

because at this point we have put the bar pretty high.

And, like, to just deliver isn't enough anymore.

Aah! You have to, like, transcend the challenge.

Aah!

And I am going to show the judges

why they brought me here,

why I've been doing so well in this competition...

And I'm not gonna fuck it up.

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I'm still here!

Oh, yay!

So it's a new day in the werkroom,

and no one's gone home.

I wanted it to be less competition,

but here we are, and that's okay.

It just means we've gotta keep fighting harder.

I feel like I have the most to prove

because I've been in the bottom the most.

So, like, I have nothing to do other than, like, succeed.

So, like, I definitely have to be on my A game,

because, like, when my shoe fell off

and the lip sync...

Thank you. Cut me off!

Ooh, girl!

She done already done had herses!

Thanks to Jasmine.

Now, I don't mean to get precious,

but you better be prepared to share your flavor,

because, oops, we're doing it again.

And, yes, this bitch is recording.

Whoo-hoo. Shut up!

What does that mean?

Hello, hello, hello!

- Hi. - Oh, yes!

Come on, 24-karat!

Ladykins.

- Hey! - Yeah!

Well, you know, America's next drag superstar

needs to pop no matter what she's wearing.

So for today's mini-challenge,

you need to create wearable pop art

using nothing but bubble wrap.

Now, to get your creative juices flowing,

feel free to use bubble wrap

inspired by Bubly sparkling water flavors.

- Ooh! - Ooh!

Like coconut-pineapple

and blackberry.

Hey!

Queens, you have 30 minutes to get into quick drag

before you walk the red bubble-wrap carpet.

Ready, set, go!

Yes!

This is, like, the most hellish ASMR you've ever heard of.

Of just duct tape and bubble popping

filling the room.

Whoo, crack a smile,

'cause the pop-arazzi is comin' for ya.

First up, Jorgeous.

Fancy meeting you here.

Oh, yes, the bubbles have arrived.

In addition to having a sparkling personality,

she's so-fizz-ticated.

She makes it pop.

Ooh, she's poppin'!

Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo!

You got it poppin', girl.

Ooh, papi chulo!

Close your eyes and think of England.

It's Lady Camden.

She's a proper lady.

Yes, look at you, looking like Camilla Parker Bowles.

Her fashion inspirations are Versace

and your dad's fat ass.

Let me see it, girl. Ooh, yes, child.

That's bangers and mash up in this bitch.

Now poppin' down the red carpet, it is Angeria.

She's serving the kabuki finale.

Come on, Angeria!

We got a bad case of Angeria.

Oh, look at y'all lookin' like Exposé.

You know who Exposé is?

No. No, I ain't got...

I need to fucking retire.

Because they don't know shit

about what I'm talking about.

Up next, Willow Pill enjoys long walks on the freeway

and coffee enemas.

Oh, pop, pop. Oh, she poppin'. She poppin'.

Can you make your pussy pop? Yes!

Once this queen pops, she cannot stop.

Here's Daya Betty.

Daya Betty's inspiration for tonight

are depression and anxiety.

Bitch, Miss Daya Betty,

she's giving me Rugrat baby the house down.

I always say that all fashion sins are forgiven

with a side ponytail.

It's DeJa Skye,

but the pop-arazzi call her Thunderella.

Oh, she's doing the worm, she's gonna do the snake.

Oh, she's poppin' off.

Now, DeJa Skye is releasing her new single,

Pop It Like It's Room Temperature.

Something in the milk ain't clean.

It's Bosco!

Yes, she's rock and roll.

Bosco is giving me Aquaria Season 10 entrance look.

I mean, obviously not quite as nice.

It's a little like Aquaria's entrance look

if it's been in the tumble dryer a few too many times.

She poppin', cherry pop, cherry pop.

Okay, who wanna sip a little bit of this cherry pop?

Put your hands together for Jasmine Kennedie.

Yes, look. Jiggle them titties, jiggle them tits.

Hey, shake them. Oh!

Oh, yeah, pop them titties!

Yeah, pop it, pop it, pop it, pop it!

Yes, pop it. Don't wear yourself out.

You're poppin' it off, mama!

Ladies!

Now, you all popped in different flavors,

but one of you really got loud.

The winner of today's mini-challenge is...

Bosco.

Con-drag-ulations. You've won $2.500

courtesy of Bubly sparkling water.

Thank you.

Ladies, now that you've worked the red carpet,

it's time for the main event.

Hold on to your edges,

because we're playing the Snatch Game!

Oh, my God. Okay, it's here.

The Snatch Game has arrived.

You choose a celebrity to impersonate,

and you make us laugh out loud.

I mean, what could go wrong?

This is the challenge of Drag Race.

It is the challenge

that shows who's gonna be in the top of the season

and who's not really gonna make it too far.

And if you're not prepared for it,

bitch, you better know your lip sync song.

All right, bitches, Snatch Game!

Snatchy-snatch!

We made it to Snatch Game!

It's here.

The moment, the peril, the existential death.

Today's maxi-challenge is the Snatch Game.

Celebrity illusion is a really important part of drag history.

It was the most popular type of drag for a really long time,

and it's still such a cool skill set to have.

Your collar is so sickening.

You're doing Prince?

Prince?

- No? - Prince?

You're doing queen something?

No, William Shakespeare.

- You're doing... oh. - The writer.

Willow.

Yes, ma'am.

How are you feeling about the Snatch Game?

I think I'm gonna do Drew Barrymore.

I love that.

She's, like, one of my favorite actors ever.

I feel like this is a really good choice,

because she's well known,

she's funny, and everyone loves her.

So I feel like this is gonna to pretty well.

I'm gonna sell Gwyneth Paltrow.

I have a plan for Snatch Game, and I like my plan.

It's, like, less about her as an actress

and more about her as, like, a New-Age snake oil salesman.

Like, have you ever been to her website?

No, but I know people make fun of her all the time.

It is in-fucking-sane.

Like, there are candles scented like her vagina

that she sells for $75.

Bosco and Willow always surprise us,

so I'm definitely thinking

the girls are gonna turn it out some kind of way.

Hey, ladykins.

I'm here to examine your snatches.

Oh, Jorgeous!

Hello-teous!

Now, I see some cut-off shorts,

- I see a little halter top. - Yes.

- Are you Gallagher? - No.

You worked with her on a little show called Broad City.

I'm doing Ilana Glazer.

Oh, my goodness.

I watch her show Broad City all the time.

I love that show.

Like, this is the character I feel really confident in.

Oh, good.

Who were your other choices?

Selena and Aubrey Plaza.

Oh, can I hear a little bit of your Aubrey Plaza?

Oh, my God.

So, Aubrey, what did you have for breakfast?

Oh, my God. Girl, Miss Mama Ru,

don't put me on the spot like that.

That's all right, that's all right.

Now, Jorgeous, I've been talking to you

for weeks and weeks and weeks, and my heart goes out to you,

because I can feel

underneath all that bravado thing that you do,

you're an innocent child,

and your emotions are right there under the surface.

Honestly, I've been trying to get it together,

because, like, when I was doing the lip sync...

- Last week? - Last week, yes.

I was just in it.

I've been really trying to figure out, like,

how I'm gonna bring that energy to this,

you know, because I really wanna make you proud.

You know what it is.

Don't see yourself from outside of yourself.

See yourself from inside of yourself.

Because when you go outside of yourself,

you're not in the moment, you know?

Yes, and I definitely think I do that a lot.

Well, I cannot wait to see it.

I'm a big Broad City fan.

Yes! Yes.

- Just have fun. - I will. I got you.

All right. Thank you, Jorgeous.

Thank you, Ru!

Daya Betty!

The glasses really give it away.

Uh-huh.

- That's Ozzy Osbourne. - It is Ozzy Osbourne.

Do you know, he's a lovely, lovely man?

He's a sweetheart, and he loves this show.

Are you gonna embarrass him?

I hope not, but I'm a little nervous about this.

All right, why?

I don't consider myself

a celebrity impersonator whatsoever.

Ozzy has this personality where he stumbles over his words,

sometimes people are like,

"What the hell are you even saying."

And so I'm hoping

that if you can tell I'm a little uncomfortable,

it still kind of fits the character.

You know, you don't have to get nervous.

- You have a choice. - Yeah.

And most people think that that will propel them forward

until it doesn't propel you forward anymore.

Now, if you love Ozzy, you will get Ozzy.

Throughout this competition,

people have said that you are very much like Crystal Methyd.

Yeah.

The reason you pick up her mannerism

is because you love her.

Yeah, she's my family, so...

Now, whatever you've done with Crystal Methyd,

do that with fucking Ozzy Osbourne.

- Okay. - All right.

Well, I will see you on the Snatch Game panel.

- All right, I'll be there. - Okay.

Thanks, Ru.

Y'all get ready for Angeria.

Ooh, fix me a plate, Angeria.

- Yes, henny. - Yes, henny.

All right, so that wig is throwing me off.

I am doing Tammie Brown.

- Tammie Brown? - Yes.

The girl who's been on this show?

That has been on this show.

Oh, my goodness, Tammie Brown.

For all of you young drag babies watching Drag Race

who may not know who Tammie Brown is...

I don't see you out there walking children in nature.

Tammie Brown is the real essence of the kookiness.

I'm so excited about it.

Yes. What's your favorite Tammie Brownism?

Uh-huh.

That's a great idea if you can pull it off.

So early on, you won two challenges.

- You haven't won any since. - No.

I have been trying really, really hard,

and I get, like, right to the edge sometimes,

and it's like, eh, not quite.

Listen, luxuriate in Tammie Brown.

I don't think anyone's ever said those words before,

but I want you to do that.

All right, well, thank you so much.

Thank you, Mama.

All right, girl.

Yes, I'm Tammie Brown,

and I'm spinnin' your head around and around.

Ooh, yeah.

Jasmine Kennedie.

Hellur!

- Hi, lady. - Hi, Mama Ru.

So last week they were saying,

"Ooh, she comin' out as a 40-year-old woman."

Yes, and I'm gonna be coming out as a 50-year-old woman today.

Are you Joan Rivers?

I'm not.

I'm actually going to be Betsy DeVos.

Oh, my gosh.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Betsy DeVos is the former secretary

of the Department of Education

under the "they shall not be named" administration.

And she is a plain old wretched hag

who knows nothing about education.

Now, no one's ever come for Betsy DeVos before.

No, and I will,

because listen, if it's the truth, it ain't defamation.

Yes, that's right.

And, you know, you're in luck,

because no one knows what she acts like.

You have carte blanche to act however you wanna act.

Exactly, yeah.

Who are you actually going to be channeling in this,

your mom, your grandmom, Satan?

Kind of like a conglomeration

of, like, a super evangelical, like, woman

mixed with Kellyanne Conway, if that makes sense.

It doesn't make sense, but let me tell you this.

When you're doing these improv things like this,

it's about behavior.

I'm definitely adding an accent to it,

but I'll leave it for your surprise,

because I think it's gonna be kind of like my Southern accent,

where it does not fit, but it's gonna be there.

Maxine!

- Now, that was funny. - Yeah.

Because it was so bad, it was good.

And you lip synced for your life last week,

and you did not get sent home.

Thank you, thank you.

No, that's all you, babe.

Third time, and, you know, I'm feeling good.

It didn't freak me out.

I was just more, like, nervous that, like,

I didn't really get to do

something I wanted to do, like this.

Like, the fact that this is this week's episode

just gives me more confidence

in the fact that you saved me for a reason.

Uh-huh.

Eye roll, eye roll.

Eyes rolling in the back of my head.

Jasmine's been in the bottom three times now.

I have yet to see anything that Jasmine can do fantastically,

other than lip syncing when she's in the bottom.

All right, well, go get ready.

I can't wait to see you in Snatch Game.

Thank you. Yes, I'll see you soon.

Coo-coo!

All right, DeJa Skye.

- Hello, DeJa. - Hellur!

- Now, I see a hip-hop hat. - Uh-huh.

- Dreads. - Uh-huh.

- And a varsity jacket. - Yes.

I have no idea who that is.

Lil Jon.

- Lil... oh! - Yes.

You are so stupid.

Lil Jon is a rapper from the ATL.

He's known for his absurdisms,

and Lil Jon is completely up my alley.

- I love Lil Jon. - I do, too.

Have you done Lil Jon before?

No, but I constantly just say "yay-ya!" all the time, so...

That's a great idea.

You know, if you can pull it off, it's gonna be really good.

Fingers crossed.

Yeah. Who were your other choices?

I had Abby Lee Miller.

Yeah, that works, too, but I do love Lil Jon.

Now, does Lil Jon have other isms

that we would know that are funny,

or are you gonna make some up?

Yeah, I'm definitely gonna make some up,

because essentially, you just wanna laugh.

Yeah, I wanna laugh.

Now, you almost won last week.

- I did! - You came very close.

- So it's Snatch Game. - Yes.

This is an opportunity for you to snatch a win.

Never done an impersonation before.

Even when I perform or anything,

I always just do DeJa. I don't do...

Listen, that's all you need to know.

Find out what your frequency is and do that.

- Apply it to everything. - Right.

You know, you did it last week in the DragCon panel.

Right.

Apply that to Lil Jon.

Okay, I absolutely will.

All right, I can't wait to meet Lil Jon.

Thank you, Ru.

I'm the Susan Lucci,

because I get this close and never fucking win.

But that win I need.

Yay-ya!

- Lady Camden. - Hi!

Now, I see a wig. Who are you doing?

I'm gonna do William Shakespeare.

- Oh, William Shakespeare. - Yes.

Are you a big fan?

Not particularly, but I do feel

like it might be kind of a fun way

to just make fun of who I am, because I feel like

I can be very posh and refined and whatever.

So I kind of wanna try to use that.

I think it's a good idea.

And of course, make up as much stuff as you can.

- Yeah. - Because we all know who he is,

but we don't know what he act like.

So you have free rein.

Who were your back-ups?

I love to do a bit of Joanna Lumley.

I love a little bit of, you know, cheeky,

a little bubbly, a little party.

Who knows? Maybe William Shakespeare

acted similarly to Joanna Lumley.

Yes.

Thank you, sir.

So now I'm thinking why not make Shakespeare

a little bit more of a party animal, you know?

The feedback I've been getting from the judges

is just to, like, amp up more craziness in what I'm doing.

Yeah.

And I'm hoping this might make my voice

a bit louder for Michelle, you know, with the...

She might be able to hear me from the cheap seats maybe.

Yes! Well, I want you to turn Shakespeare sugar walls out.

Okay.

Because a lot of people freeze up, you know?

And I don't want you to freeze up.

- Thank you, Ru. - Thank you.

I love to have instructions and choreography.

Snatch Game is a perfect opportunity

for me to think on my feet,

do something that is not comfortable for me,

and have some medicine.

That doesn't make any sense. Let me do that again.

I think Snatch Game is the perfect medicine

for me to just think on my feet,

live in the comfortable...

Live in an uncomfortable area.

Oh, God, I'm sorry, I'm fucked up.

I had it. Let me just do a different...

Yeah.

All right, listen up, queens. In a few minutes,

we're gonna head on over to the Snatch Game set.

And tomorrow on the runway, category is Holy Couture.

Whoo, spiritual realness, honey.

Yes, let the church know!

Okay?

So good luck, and don't fuck it up.

- Let's do it. - Okay, I'm doing Lil Jon.

Maybe I can save Abby Lee for All Stars.

Yeah, because you're definitely gonna have to come back.

Aah!

Live from Hollywood,

it's the Snatch Game!

Here's your host, RuPaul.

Hello, hello, hello, and welcome, everybody!

Now, tonight's contestants

are birds of a feather that snatch together.

First up, it's Raven.

Now, Raven, what is your secret to looking so fabulous?

Six hours and a lot of duct tape.

And the wonderful Dove Cameron is here.

Now, what's your secret to looking so gorgeous?

Well, you know, I take about half the time as Raven,

but about twice the duct tape.

Contestants, are you ready to meet our stars?

- Yes! - Yes!

It's the Bard himself.

Say hello to William Shakespeare.

Good morrow, Sir Lady RuPaul. How art thou today?

Uh, thou is feelin' fine.

Now, to be or not to be.

Is that really the question?

I hope so, darling, because I've got an answer for you, darling,

and it's hanging low, yes.

Oh, my goodness, naughty boy.

She's the disgraced former secretary of education.

Betsy DeVos, hello!

Hello there, Senator Booker.

Well, you know, that's funny you should say that,

because actually, Cory Booker is my cousin.

Now, Betsy, do you think reading is fundamental?

Oh, reading is important, and, uh,

uh, school choice.

You know, you need to be able

to pick whatever school you want to go to.

See, I wouldn't know about that. I'm a high school dropout.

- Good for you! - Thank you!

Thank you for that!

All right, one of the original Drag Race girls.

Hello, Tammie Brown!

Ooh, Mama Ru...

Now, Tammie Brown, how's it feel to be back here at Drag Race?

Oh, it feels wonderful.

I almost won this thing, you know.

Actually, you didn't.

Oh, well, I'll still spinned your head

around and around and around.

Okay.

She put the "broad" in Broad City.

The hilarious Ilana Glazer is here. Hi, Ilana.

Hi, Ru.

I'm not sure if I wanna be you or I wanna be inside you.

Well, you can be both.

Yes, queen, yes, queen, yes, queen.

Now, you are from Brooklyn.

What's your favorite thing about Brooklyn?

Well, Ru, I'm a basic NYC bitch,

so I love the weed and I love the ass.

Ooh, a girl after my own heart.

Sounds like Tuesday evening. And Wednesday.

Okay, in the front row we have a movie star

with her own talk show.

Drew Barrymore is here. Hi, Drew.

RuPaul, I am so excited to meet you

from one show host to another.

You look amazing in this snazzy little suit.

Why, thank you, Drew. That is lovely.

I guess you forgot that we worked together

for a whole summer on another show.

But that's okay.

I mean, you probably meet a lot of people, don't you?

I meet everyone, but I'm so excited to be here,

I woke up at 6:60, which is also known as 7:00,

and I did a sun salutation to my statue of Steven Spielberg.

So I'm ready.

Now, I've always wanted to ask you this.

Would you ever do a sequel to E.T.?

I would, but I think it would be R-rated.

What would it be called?

E.T., Phone My Home.

Okay.

East Side Boyz in the house. It's Lil Jon, y'all.

Yay-ya!

Okay!

Crunk juice in the house, motherfucker!

What does crunk juice taste like?

Can you describe it for me?

It taste like my ho's right here.

Oh!

Yay-ya!

Up next, Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow.

- Hi, Gwyneth. - Hi, Ru.

Where do you keep your Oscar?

I like to keep my Oscar in my bathroom,

but I'm kind of taking a break from acting

and I'm focusing more on my business, Droop.

What do you call it?

Droop. It is what we can say on television

without getting sued for mentioning my actual company.

Now, I hear you have another candle coming out.

Oh, my God, are you a fan of my yonic light bearers?

Yes. What does this one smell like?

Yonic.

I like my candles to smell like weed and ass.

Let's move on down to a true legend in rock and roll.

Black Sabbath front man Ozzy Osbourne is here. Hi, Ozzy.

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, oi, oi, oi!

Yeah!

Now, Ozzy, I gotta ask.

Have you eaten any pigeons lately?

When I ate that dove, I asked it how's its head.

Do you know what it said to me?

What did it say?

Nothing. It was fucking dead.

No, you can't get good head from a dead dove, can you?

That's what they say.

Oh. Oh, Dove, no offense, Dove.

I am still here.

All right, who is ready to play the game?

- Yay-ya! - Okay.

Now we are cookin', bitch.

It is time to play the Snatch Game, honey.

Ooh!

Welcome back to the Snatch Game.

Now, here's how the Snatch Game works.

I ask a question, and you give an answer

that you think will match our celebrities.

Okay, here we go.

Raven, Prince Harry has become true Hollywood royalty.

Even his blank has a red carpet.

Celebrities are hard at work to write their answers.

All right, what say you, Raven?

Well, I'd like to say crotch.

Yeah, because it's Prince Harry, right?

Yeah, but that would be un-Southern.

So I'm gonna go with toilet.

So even his toilet has a red carpet.

That's a very classy answer.

All right, let's go to our celebrities

and hear what they have to say,

starting with Tammie Brown, who is what? In town.

I said his ol' nutbush. Ooh, yeah.

His nutbush.

- Oh, you know who that is, Ru? - Yeah.

It's Tinta Turnter. Ooh, yeah.

I know that Tina Turner's a big influence on you, isn't she?

Ooh, yeah, and am I big influence on her, oh, yeah.

I have no idea what you said,

but that's not a match, unfortunately.

Let's go on down to Drew Barrymore.

Now, have you had Prince Harry on your show?

I've not had him on my show yet.

Yeah, not yet, but is he...

Not yet, but he will be, I promise you that.

Okay. All right.

Now, we are looking for toilet, Drew.

What say you?

I said his vegan sausage with smashed avocado.

- Okay. - I love avocados.

When I die, I wanna be buried under an avocado tree.

That way, people can have me on their toast.

All right. Well, we are looking for toilet.

That is not a toilet.

Moving on down, Bill Shakespeare.

Prince Harry, another Englishman,

even his blank has a red carpet.

Well, I said mischievous as a midnight Puck.

Prince Harry loves a good fairytales.

Miss Lady Camden, she is...

Beethoven, right?

See, that's how you know I dropped out.

Betsy De-Vose. Am I saying that right, Betsy?

"DeVas."

- "DeVas." - "DeVas."

What say you?

Well, I said his Bible.

His Bible has a red...

Yes, deserves a red carpet.

Do you read the Bible regularly?

Oh, every day, because God's word

deserves a red carpet.

Okay. All right.

All right, let's move down to Lil Jon.

Hi, yep.

Ehh.

- What say you? - I said his grille.

Oh! Oh!

Goddamn it, I need a refund on these motherfuckers.

I said his grille!

Even his grille has a red carpet?

Sorry, Raven, we are looking for toilet.

All right, Dove, are you ready to play the game?

- I'm so ready. - Here we go.

Bianca Del Rio loves living in Palm Springs.

It's hot and dry and filled with old men,

just like her blank.

Celebrities, you get to work on writing your answer.

Dove, what say you?

Sold-out concerts.

Ooh, nice answer.

Yes, I'm a fan. We love her.

All right, let's see if you got any matches.

Fingers crossed, Dove.

Let's go to Gwyneth Paltrow.

We are looking for sold-out concerts.

What say you, Gwyneth?

We went with meet-and-greet lines, which is adjacent.

- It's adjacent. - Adjacent.

We got a match! It's a match!

We got a match!

Well, it is hot and dry,

and we do have something in the works at Droop

to help with hot and dry.

We are bringing you the brand-new cum-bucha.

This is very fertilized.

Oh.

Some of Bosco's jokes, I'm thinking,

I think I should get that.

I don't get that.

Should I get that?

Oh, yeah.

Your cup spilleth over.

Ozzy, let me repeat the question, okay?

Bianca Del Rio loves living in Palm Springs.

It's hot and dry and filled with old men, just like her...

Ru, I also said meet-and-greets.

You said meet-and-greets? Wow!

Yeah!

Wow.

Let's move on down to Ilana.

Do we have a match for Dove?

Well, I went diving in her coochie monster

before I came here.

Wait, whose coochie monster?

Yes, her coochie monster.

So I would have to say...

Whew. Whew!

Say her old-ass pussy.

Her old-ass pussy.

Her pudenda is awful, Ru.

Oh, okay.

It's quiet on set.

Most of our jokes aren't really landing.

It's like the joke isn't coming together fully.

It's a funny setup,

and then the punchline is just kind of meh.

Okay, let's move on down to Lil Jon.

Hey!

We're looking for sold-out concerts.

Now, you sell out concerts, don't you?

All the time, Ru, especially in the ATL.

We got our pimp cups in the ATL.

Because remember, crunk ain't dead.

No.

Yay-ya!

Miss DeJa's dunking it out of the motherfucking park.

♪ You do the A-town stomp ♪

Uh-huh, yeah!

♪ Walk away, huh, walk away, huh ♪

The rest of us are guest-starring

in the Lil Jon show.

Yay-ya! Imma sit back down.

Marvelous!

Now, Dove, can you do Lil Jon?

Yay-ya!

All right, here we go.

Raven, Carson Kressley is a bit of a germophobe.

He won't shake your hand, but he will shake your...

He will shake your groove thing.

Ow. Yeah.

Yay-ya!

Let's go to the celebrities and hear what they have to say,

starting with Betsy DeVos. Betsy?

My team did not prep me for this specific question.

You know, they usually prep me for hearings.

So my answer is I will follow up with an answer in the next week.

Oh.

Let's go to the Bard, William Shakespeare.

Carson Kressley is a bit of a germophobe.

He won't shake your hand, but he will shake your...

He will certainly shake your globe.

Hopefully both of them, darling.

I love a pendulous globe or two.

Globe is not the correct answer.

Let's move on down to Gwyneth Paltrow.

He won't shake your hand, but he will shake your what?

I've heard some rumors about Carson,

and I've heard that he shakes children.

Oh! Shakes your children.

Gwen and I must have very seminal...

Similar parenting techniques,

because I also said children.

I guess Miss Daya is looking over my shoulder

while I'm writing the answers to the questions.

Have you been copying all of her answers?

Well, I can't fucking read, so, no, Ru, I haven't.

Based on how it's going for me, that's a choice.

Now, I don't think he will shake your children,

but he might walk them in nature.

- Am I right, Tammie Brown? - Ooh, yeah.

Because I saw him walking her children in nature.

What is that accent?

Thank you, Wanda Sykes.

I don't know what's going on,

but all the girls are struggling right now.

I smoked with that bish the other day.

- Uh-huh? - So I have to say joint.

Okay.

I feel like I'm doing great, but I haven't laughed once,

and this is weird, because this is such a strong group of girls.

I said he'll shake your maracas.

Shake your maracas.

It's so important to be worldly

and environmentally "conscience."

There are very few jokes coming out.

Like... like... like, there's no funny.

Well, that's our show.

That means the winner of Snatch Game is...

Dove Cameron!

Yes, darling, you are the winner

because you get to go home after this.

All right, everybody,

until next time, keep snatching for the stars.

By-ee!

- Ba-dump, ba-dump, ba-dow! - Blblblbl.

Dios mio, I don't even praise Jesus,

but right now I am thanking someone

for getting me through Snatch Game.

I'm feeling completely relieved.

This is the one challenge that I was terrified of.

And the fact that I did so well at it,

mind-fucking-boggling.

I'm definitely gonna be one of the bottoms this week.

- You think? - Yeah, most definitely.

Because I was one of the weaker ones.

After we were done with it,

I was like, fuck, like, I was bitter boots.

Not at anybody else, but just, like, at myself.

Honestly, I'm embarrassed.

Bitch, Snatch Game was a raft of boos.

I don't feel like it was my shining moment by any means.

Snatch Game is a really important challenge

that, like, the fans remember forever,

and I really wanted to deliver.

And not delivering sucks.

You said that you could see yourself land in the bottom two.

Oh, yes.

Who are you kind of thinking might also be there?

Um, I definitely think Willow.

I think she was gonna go in and, like fuck it up,

basically, you know, like,

because she has been doing so well, and, like...

She's been in the top, like, pretty much every challenge.

I guess, but she kind of, like, faded into the back.

And I definitely think Jasmine, too,

- is probably gonna be with me. - Probably there already.

Well, don't get that in your head,

because you don't know that for sure, you know?

I'm just, like, going, like,

everybody better know their words.

Willow, how you feeling?

Disappointed.

The pressure just felt so on for this one,

because people know that I'm comedic, I guess.

No, but you are.

Snatch Game is everyone's favorite thing in the world,

and I didn't wanna disappoint.

Definitely understand that.

Snatch Game is so much harder

than you think it's ever gonna be.

Your brain is just, like, uh... like, something funny now.

And then as the words come outta your mouth,

you're just, like, oh, fuck me.

The silver lining is that

I'm trying to be really excited about this runway,

because it's one that's, like, really fun and important to me.

For my Holy Couture look, I am fungus.

I worship mushrooms

because I think they're just the coolest organism on the planet.

I don't know, I went through this phase when I was, like, 21

where I was just absolutely terrified to die.

And thankfully, over the years

I've been able to, like, come to terms with it.

But, like, the thing that helped me the most

in dealing with death is psychedelic mushrooms.

- Going through that experience. - The shrooms, honey.

So that means that this runway

does really, like, mean something.

Yeah. I mean, I love mushrooms beyond just the fun stuff.

Fungus is so interesting, because it's the cycle of life.

Fungus breaks everything down once it's ready to die,

and then makes it into something new.

I think Willow is such an amazing, unique person.

Hey, if you worship mushrooms, girl, more power to you.

I think we kind of look at fungus like it's really nasty.

- Right. - It's kind of gross and weird.

But so is my drag.

I know the judges like my style,

and I'm hoping my look is my Snatch Game redemption.

I think this is going to be

Jasmine versus Jorgeous part two, the reckoning.

And, you know, I wouldn't be opposed to seeing that.

I just don't wanna be featured in it.

I feel so pretty.

Oh. No, I do feel pretty.

Like, I genuinely feel pretty.

A drag queen's best feature is delusion.

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

Yes, boss.

And what?

Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

There's no shame in her game. Michelle Visage.

True, but there is pep in my step,

and I blame the coffee enema.

Now, he always leaves a good impression.

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

Oh, and I also leave a 20 on the nightstand.

You know, what can I say, Ru? I was raised right.

Everybody say Dove!

It's the fabulous Dove Cameron.

Now, how does it feel winning Snatch Game?

Uh, like coming first in an ugly dog contest.

That makes you one lucky bitch.

Arf!

This week we challenged our queens

to snatch our attention

with their best celebrity impersonations,

and tonight on the runway, category is Holy Couture.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ The world is your runway ♪

It's time now for some divine design.

Category is Holy Couture.

First up, DeJa Skye.

Real day-to-knight look.

I hit that runway dressed as Joan of Arc.

Well, Joan Jett of Arc, let's say that.

I'm not religious or anything,

but I can look up and worship a bad bitch,

and the OG bad bitch is Joan of Arc.

Hey, Joan van Arkansas!

Jasmine Kennedie.

Well, halo, halo, halo.

I am taking my inspiration from astrology.

This sun appliqué and moon appliqué

show the split sides of a Gemini.

I get to the end and boom,

I have this Iris van Herpen inspired galaxy dress.

I have looked at my horoscope

for many big decisions in my life,

so why not show something

that is very meaningful to me?

How's your headpiece?

Really putting the "whore" in "horoscope."

Let the church say "amen" for Angeria.

She's not in the congregation, she's the freakin' deacon.

I am the epitome

of the Southern Black church mother.

Just call me Sister Angie Mae.

This runway means a lot to me,

because these are the ladies that I grew up with.

Something tells me that RuPaul

has seen this church lady before.

Mm-hmm, I see you.

Just know that God is watching.

Hey.

I think she's been dipping in the collection plate.

I'll see you at the covered dish luncheon.

Willow Pill.

Whoo! There's a fungus among us.

I'm just a little mushroom fairy,

feeling bouncy and fun.

This look is specifically inspired

by bleeding tooth fungus,

a fuzzy white fungus that oozes out red blood.

This is the most fun I've had on the runway,

and I think it's because it's just me.

You know, Ru, I hang with her

because she's a fun-gi.

Oh, of course you do.

Daya Betty. You do not wanna cross this bride.

I am embodying Gaga from the Judas video.

I have Frankensteined together

a whole bunch of different wedding gowns,

and I see Ru smiling, which is so good, but...

- Oh, my goodness! - I fucking fall...

But I make it work.

I'm gonna be theatrical.

Why not? Can't change it now, you know?

I'm just serving this energy

of, like, I am not a pure bride.

You know, there's a little bit of a dirty side to Daya.

One of those Cross Your Heart bras.

That's what that is.

Now, is this one of those cross-dressers

that I've been told about?

Yes, it is.

Straight from six hot sold-out weeks at Vatican City,

it's Jorgeous!

The dope Pope!

My interpretation of holy couture

is the devil's lettuce, because it's all day, every day.

I'm wearing this pope hat,

and I have this gorgeous green bodysuit

with an overcoat of peplum.

My hair is wet and slick in the right places.

And, bitch, I have this big-ass blunt.

Girl, there's no reason for me to stomp it out, bitch.

We holy today.

I think she's related to the Doobie Brothers.

THC you later.

Lady Camden. You all right, babes?

Pacifier? Hardly know her!

What does Lady Camden worship?

The Spice Girls, obviously, bitch!

I'm giving you

Never Give Up On The Good Times realness,

Wannabe forever, baby.

This look is Baby Spice's hair, Scary Spice's cloak,

Ginger Spice's Union Jack, Sporty Spice's high kick,

and Posh Spice's attitude.

The judges look a little confused,

but that's okay.

That is my church,

so eat it up, judges.

Zigga-zigga, bitch!

Bosco.

Ooh, from the church of Notre Damn, girl.

She is not a virgin, Mary.

This is the first-ever habit reveal

in Drag Race history.

I'm remixing my past of growing up Catholic

but no longer being Catholic,

and Bosco is a very demonic character.

She's actually got a camel toe. Two of 'em!

So we are going with sexpot, succubus, blasphemous nun.

Maria, the runway isn't to be used as a sanctuary.

What is it you can't face?

Welcome, ladies.

It's time for the judges' critiques.

Before we go into this,

I just wanna say throughout this competition,

you girls have performed amazingly well,

and I know personally what you can live up to.

And I'm just kind of speechless with this Snatch Game.

I don't know where everybody went.

So I'm not here to shame, I'm here to investigate

and find out what had happened.

All right, DeJa Skye.

- Yay-ya! - Yay-ya!

DeJa, you went with Lil Jon,

which was actually the one that was really funny.

You went for it.

Yay-ya! Imma sit back down.

You had answers for everything,

but you didn't take it too seriously,

and that's why I thought it was actually the good one.

He's a big personality.

Hi, yep.

And that's a smart choice.

You wanna be big, you wanna pop, you wanna stand out,

and I think that's what Michelle was alluding to.

A lot of people kind of receded.

Tonight, when I heard what the category was going to be,

one of my first thoughts was Sunday at the Met Gala.

I think you did a wonderful job.

You're shining. You're such a star.

Thank you.

Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.

Hi, y'all.

The investigation continues.

All right, Jazzie.

Betsy DeVos was actually a really funny choice.

On paper.

I think you literally thought

that you had to, like, know things about education.

Yeah.

You took Betsy DeVos' job

more seriously than Betsy DeVos did.

As Trinity the Tuck said, "Where are the jokes?"

But honestly, I thought I delivered jokes that were good.

But you didn't get any laughs, hon.

I know. In my head, I was laughing.

I think that your look tonight is beautiful,

and I do love this Gemini thing in the set.

You have all the tattoos, right?

Yeah, they're my mom and my sister.

They're beautiful. I can tell that astrology

really means a lot to you.

- Thank you. - All right, up next,

from the Jubilation Congregation, it's Angeria.

I am living for the June Pointerism of this look, hunty.

The fit is perfection, the accessories are gorgeous.

It's a revelation.

The investigation continues.

Oh, Lord.

Oh, this a eight-part investigation?

Yes! Angeria,

you chose one of the most entertaining queens, right?

- Tammie Brown. - Ooh, yeah.

She's got so much to offer,

and I felt like you just kind of kept it one-note.

Was it my favorite performance? No.

But I do think that I fell in love with you

because you seemed to me like you were having so much fun.

But it still wasn't good enough,

because we all know Tammie Brown,

and Tammie Brown has all these isms.

You tried to do it, but it just didn't work.

It just felt confined. It just felt confined.

Our investigation continues with Willow Pill.

Willow Pill, where were you the night of?

You chose Drew Barrymore.

When you first started, I got really excited

because you had the lisp, the way her mouth moves,

her mannerisms, and I believed you were her,

but she was really boring.

We wanted drag Drew.

I just felt like energetically,

I could feel your insecurity about it,

and I could feel you looking to Ru

for the approval of your jokes.

This look is really fun.

This is like how the Wiggles would explain psychedelics.

There's no detail on this that I could ding.

I think it is very well done.

Who made this outfit?

Ida Birthing made it.

- Who? - Ida Birthing.

Uma Thurman.

- Oh, Uma Thurman! - Uma Thurman made this.

Oh, great, I love her work.

- She's very talented. - Yeah.

You should have done her in the Snatch Game.

Yeah.

On mushrooms.

As Drew Barrymore.

I think I get it now.

Up next, we've got Daya Betty.

Both the performance and this look,

they were very literal interpretations

of something that you've kind of seen before.

- Okay. - Give us the drag twist.

Ozzy's, like, actually, like,

Sharon, fucking close the door.

And then... unconscious.

Like, give us that insanity.

This kind of marry the night moment,

Lady Gaga is fun, but the length of that dress

is falling at that horrible place

that we often talk about here.

So I would have gone really short,

because you have a gift, and that gift is height.

You should exploit that.

Up next, Jorgeous.

Hello-teous!

If they open a casino in the Vatican,

you're totally getting hired.

- Oh, yeah. - This is really beautiful.

I love that it's crystal encrusted.

I kind of wish, like, the joint was a little bit more fabulous.

Again, hit us over the head. Make it super campy.

Tonight at 11:00 on the Pacoima News Live,

there's a missing persons alert looking for Ilana Glazer.

Because we didn't find her.

The hair was okay.

The end.

Ilana Glazer is so charismatic,

and I think that she has so much fun,

and I didn't think you were having fun.

And I think that that was the joy

missing behind your eyes.

I don't know. I really get in my head a lot,

and once I start doing it, I'm like okay, this is not funny,

and, like, I, like, shut down immediately.

Jorgeous, I do not want you to get down on yourself,

because I know you like to do that, but don't do that.

- Okay. - You were all equally as bad.

She ain't lying.

Investigation continues with Lady Camden.

This look tonight is not my favorite.

I think that it doesn't stack up

against the rest of the looks on the runway.

It looks a little Halloween costumey to me.

Yeah, I think that it does read a little bit homemade.

You were William Shakespeare. You were the Bard.

It was very theatrical, very stagey,

but I don't think it was the best performance ever.

Shakespeare was fun.

It just... it wasn't... It wasn't funny.

Something in the milk ain't clean.

It's Bosco.

You are really making a habit

of impressing me on the runway.

It's a little bit devilish and villainous.

This is just really elevated and intelligent,

and I didn't know what my type quite was

until you walked out on the runway,

and this is exactly my type, hooves and all.

The final chapter of my investigation.

You chose to do another one

that's not known for a personality,

which is Gwyneth Paltrow, and I say that with love.

I buy into all the shit that she sells,

so I appreciated that.

But she has a sort of, like,

a relaxed kind of joy behind the eyes

that makes you love her.

I think that you were pretty, like, dour.

It just felt dragged down.

Thing is, you are funny. We saw it last week.

So I think sometimes you just got in your own way.

I think I tried to out-think doing a character,

and I see that didn't work.

This concludes our investigation.

You know when your mom says,

like, "I'm not angry, I'm disappointed?"

That's what this feels like, and I think everyone right now

is just trying not to go cry in the bathroom.

All right, now, just between us squirrel friends,

this episode is called

Who Killed Snatch Game?

Starting with DeJa Skye.

DeJa was the best thing about it.

Her performance was so ridiculous,

it absolutely won me over.

Jasmine Kennedie.

Jasmine as Betsy DeVos.

Great idea, a lot of fodder there for comedy.

Didn't really happen.

I think she always appears very nervous about everything,

and I think that got her in trouble.

And it just wasn't funny,

and at the end of the day,

that's what Snatch Game is all about.

There were no laughs.

Angeria.

You know like when your car is not starting

and you keep starting it

and trying to turn it over and turn it over?

- Yes. - That's what I feel like

with Angeria tonight as Tammie Brown.

Come on, I'm turning the key, she's almost there,

and then it just won't turn.

It won't click in, it won't start.

She was giving us physicality,

but she wasn't giving us

the kookiness that is Tammie Brown.

- Willow. - In the Snatch Game,

she just didn't take it far enough.

Absolutely, a lot of the girls

are up there dedicating themselves

to the believability of the character,

but it's not actually an acting challenge,

it is a comedy challenge.

Conceptually, it was an interesting idea.

It just was not funny.

Daya Betty.

Ozzy is such a character.

She could have gone so much further with it.

This is not RuPaul's Impersonation Race.

It's RuPaul's Drag Race.

We wanna see who you are through your performance.

Jorgeous.

You know, I think with the Snatch Game,

you know, if you think you can't, you're right.

There was no real Ilana in it because Ilana is so freed,

and Jorgeous is the exact opposite.

You're absolutely right.

There's so much focus put on the beauty,

but she hasn't connected the dots

to those other areas of her personality

that make her even more interesting.

- Mm-hmm. - Lady Camden.

She had a character and she had a delivery

and she knew what she wanted to say.

Was it the most hilarious thing I've ever seen? No.

It just needed to be fleshed out a little bit more.

The runway look, I was not a fan of this.

It was a little off the rack for me.

What rack are you shopping at?

Frederick's of Spice World.

Oh, okay.

Last queen, Bosco.

Bosco as Gwyneth Paltrow,

that should be enough to say "No."

But I thought she looked beautiful as Gwyneth,

but the voice was so distracting.

Hi, Ru.

It was so dependent on her selling the products.

You know, one time, two times,

it's too much, and the joke isn't there.

You know, these queens are so much better

than the performances that they gave.

That's the real tragedy of this.

We've seen what they can do.

We know they're better than that.

That's why this Snatch Game was so shocking.

Silence! I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

Based on your Snatch Game performances

and your Holy Couture runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

DeJa Skye.

As Lil Jon, you took a big swing,

and you scored.

Con-drag-ulations. You're the winner of this week's challenge.

Oh, my God.

You've won a cash prize of $5.000.

I am no longer Susan Lucci.

She can have that title back.

I got my own title. A winner, baby.

You may step to the back of the stage.

Thank you so much.

I am so happy for DeJa.

I know she's been riding up there in the top

for the past couple of weeks, and she finally got it.

I know what it feels like, so congratulations, babe.

This week, the rest of you snatched our attention,

but for all the wrong reasons.

I really expected more from you.

I'm sorry, my dears...

But you are all up for elimination.

Shut the...

What the hell?

I am just as bad as Jasmine was this week?

To make my final decision,

I need to see you all

lip sync for your mother-tucking lives.

Um, come again?

Ugh!

All right, let's go.

I'm not going down without a fight.

But not now.

- Jasmine. - Yes.

Angeria.

Willow.

Daya.

Jorgeous.

Lady Camden.

Bosco.

Next week, you are cordially invited

to a Lip Sync Lollapa-Ru-Za smackdown

to determine which one of you will sashay away.

Never in Snatch Game history has this been the outcome.

This is more than the face crack of the century.

This is the whole body crack, like, doing a back bend

and, like, your invertebrae falling out.

DeJa, next week, you are safe from elimination.

I'm a really good lip syncer,

but this is fucking terrifying.

Ugh!

Oh, yeah, honey, this shit done got heavy.

Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race...

If there was ever a time to leave it all on the runway,

tonight is the night.

Bring it on.

Like, I'm ready to fight.

These bitches better be scared of me.

This is gonna be a fight to the finish.

Now let the Lip Sync Lollapa-Ru-Za smackdown begin!

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, playing with the game of love ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, baby, playing with the game of love ♪

♪ Winner ♪

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