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♪ ♪
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(singsongy):
Here comes the breakfast bus.
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All big girls open up
for The Pancake Express.
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Chugga, chugga, choo, choo.
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Is it a train or a bus?
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-Yeah, which is it?
-Train or bus?
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Make a choice!
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It's whatever gets her to eat
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anything that's not covered
in ranch dressing.
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-(cries)
-Baby's crying, Marge.
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Maggie, this ranch dressing
phase has to end.
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I'm not backing down.
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No. More. Ranch.
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(inhales deeply)
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-Baby wins again, Mom.
-Who's in charge here?
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This boat needs a captain.
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-Look, I...
-(alarms blaring)
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Alert. Alert. Turn on TV.
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We interrupt Bitch Judge
for an emergency broadcast.
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A sudden environmental catastrophe
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has rocked Springfield,
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as a massive caterpillar swarm
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has brought life to a standstill.
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-HOMER: Ew!
-MARGE: Gross!
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BART:
Awesome!
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Ew! Ew, ew.
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This invasive superspecies,
known as the Dutch Leaf Slurper,
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has blanketed our town
in a hellish red snowstorm
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of legs, eyes and fuzz.
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I'm with Professor John Frink,
director of the CDC,
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the Center for
Disgusting Caterpillars.
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Professor, what reassurances
can you give
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the deeply nauseated public?
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Uh, well, exactly none.
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The Dutch Leaf Slurper is
highly irritating to human skin
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and rates a nine on
the Yechstein-Grossman
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Ickiness scale.
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My fellow citizens,
let us remain calm.
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Aah! They're in my hair!
Get them out!
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There is no crisis we cannot
meet with tranquil dignity,
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-quiet repose and silent,
motionless composure.
-Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
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(groans) All schools,
businesses and roads are closed.
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Springfield is in lockdown.
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HOMER: Woo-hoo!
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-No school!
-No work!
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This isn't a fun day off,
like a snow day
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or standardized testing.
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This is the third
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once-in-a-millennium disaster
this year!
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Alarmist Twitter is
freaking out.
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Sarcastic Twitter is
turning it into memes,
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and Conspiracy Twitter is
believing them.
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How can this be happening?!
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Why don't we find something
to take our minds off lockdown?
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A family activity.
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I bet there's a world of
fun lockdown hobbies.
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Baking bread, jigsaw puzzles.
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(gasps) Family ragtime
jazz band.
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The point is,
we can finally spend
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some meaningful time together.
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(TV theme music playing)
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HOST:
So, judges,
is this a steak or a cake?
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Or a fake?
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-Fake, fake!
-Cake, cake, cake, cake.
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-Steak, steak!
-Fake, fake!
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It's fake.
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I'm gonna say... steak?
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Okay, now, if you're wrong,
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St. Jude Children's Hospital
will forfeit
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the million dollars that
you've already won for them.
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-So?
-Then it's time
to reveal the truth.
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This steak...
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is cake!
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Choke on your lies,
Steak and Fake.
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BOTH (singsongy):
One more episode!
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One more episode!
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Let's do it! Mm-hmm. Hmm?
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What are you doing, old man?
Oh, don't hit that!
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-You'll sign out!
-Aw! No, you had it. You had it.
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Now go back and up and over two.
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There... Yeah, yeah. Oh. Aah!
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I know what I'm doing, get off.
You're angering it.
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(both gasp)
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You signed out!
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You greasy-fingered caveman!
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Tell me you know the password.
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Mm... Ow!
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We're trapped inside.
With each other.
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With nothing to stream.
With each other!
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Okay, okay, okay. Time for bed.
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Don't worry.
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Tomorrow,
this lockdown will be over,
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and everything will be
back to normal.
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♪ ♪
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Lockdown must end.
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The streets are safe.
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There is no danger whatso...
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-(tires screeching)
-(grunts)
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As we transition
to online learning,
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-I hope...
-(notification chimes)
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"and parlays online?
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Try OddsMonster.crypto."
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BART:
Don't mind if I do. Hmm.
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Ooh! New Zealand rugby.
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Ah, whatever rugby is,
Wellington sucks at it.
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Some idiot left their camera on.
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Mother! School's over.
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Can you make world-famous
mac and cheese?
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In the panda bear bowl?
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♪ ♪
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Oh, my God.
I can spy on Skinner!
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Seymour, pretend you're not
a helpless infant
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while cousin Peter is visiting.
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Aunt Agnes, I apologize
for my indefinite sojourn,
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though if I'm to be locked down,
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I'm grateful
it's with the gentlest,
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most soft-spoken woman I know.
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(cackling)
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Oh, such a good boy.
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Not like... (blows raspberries)
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(laughing)
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(humming)
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(chuckles)
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(phone rings, chimes)
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How could someone raised
by a woman
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as effortlessly charming as you
turn out to be such a burden?
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He won't walk to the store
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because he's afraid of
street magicians.
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(laughter)
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Okay, Maggie.
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It's lockdown,
and we're out of ranch dressing.
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But if you try one of these,
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the dip fairy will come
and leave a quarter
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under your pillow.
(laughs)
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(gasps)
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My ramekins!
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HOMER:
Super-secret password.
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No. (gasps) Sexy Marge?
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No.
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Sexy Bernice?
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-Homer.
-(shrieks)
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Homer, Maggie won't eat
anything without ranch.
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Can you go see if Ned has any?
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What about the caterpillars?
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(laughing maniacally)
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(continues laughing)
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Well, this whole plague
of insects
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has a real "end of days" ring
to it, right?
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Not that I'm hoping for
the righteous to ascend to God
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while the wicked suffer
in hellfire,
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(singsongy):
but if it happened...
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(laughs)
Five minutes of lockdown,
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and you church-wads are just
ready to toss everything, huh?
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I don't know
what I'm more excited for,
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eternal bliss or finally getting
to use all my rapture supplies.
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Whoa.
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(Homer humming)
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How long have you been planning
to lose your mind?
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Here we are.
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Now give me the food
that was meant to ensure
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the survival of your children.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, you, mustache.
Pump it up, chump.
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The Flanders market is closed
to you, Mr. Grasshopper.
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That's all Ned would give you?
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-Did you asked nicely?
-Babe.
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I guess if I ration this
carefully,
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it'll keep Maggie
from breaking down
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for a day or two.
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They extended the lockdown.
This could go on for months.
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Or forever. Or longer!
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-(belches)
-(gasps)
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(groans)
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
Not good.
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(muttering)
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Babe, Lisa's making
the noises again.
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Lisa, would it violate
the spirit of mental health
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and self-care for you to squelch
all your feelings?
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Scientists are saying
they're gonna eat our crops.
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No more kale.
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We need to get Lisa
off the Internet.
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Go to the attic
and give her you-know-what.
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Merry Christmas.
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Why am I getting
my big present now?
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Because Santa delivered it
early this year.
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Really? Why?
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Because he-he doesn't
have long to live.
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Dad.
The world is falling apart.
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You can't just
distract me with a toy.
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(gasps)
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You were saying?
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I'm distracted. I'm distracted.
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This is
the 1958 Blossom Festival.
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The official petal that year
was the hollyhock.
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Fascinating.
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And why was Marilyn Monroe there?
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AGNES:
Oh, that's me.
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You charmer. (laughs)
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What is this exquisite quilt?
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AGNES:
Oh, that's
an old family heirloom.
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Handstitched quilts are
quite valuable these days.
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-Oh! Ooh!
-Generations of Skinner women
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have contributed images
of the sons
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who disappointed them.
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It radiates a beauty
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unmarred by the passing years.
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Much like its owner.
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It's yours.
I want you to have it.
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(dishes breaks)
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Mother!
You promised the quilt to me.
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You can't give away my birthright.
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I can give whatever I want
to whoever says nice things.
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You know what Seymour
gave me for my birthday?
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Half a computer.
No keyboard.
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It's a tablet device.
It has a touchscreen.
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(sputters) Touchscreen.
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Sounds made-up to me.
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Just like his prom date.
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You met Charlene.
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You spit on a Kleenex
and wiped her makeup off.
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(laughing)
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Hey, after hot yoga,
let's grab some vegan Thai,
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then check out
the Swedish gut biome clinic.
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(high-pitched voice):
But first, let's ride
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the real working escalator.
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Ooh! It's a girls' day.
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Who wants a spot of boba tea?
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I do.
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This feels so good.
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Maybe Mom's right.
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Maybe I don't need to freak out.
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Oh, but you do.
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(gasps) You're alive?
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Lisa, how can you just--
I don't know-- play
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as the world
is collapsing around us?
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How are you talking to me?
(chuckles weakly)
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How do you know
about the lockdown?
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Lisa, we may be born to shop,
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but we're not, like, unaware.
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No, of course, but...
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It's just so hard
to feel present right now,
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isn't it? Not when
those things are out there.
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Can we not talk about
the caterpillars?
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This is the first time
in two days
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I've been free
of crushing anxiety and...
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Oh, my God, the caterpillars
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have caused a lettuce shortage.
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Rioters were tear-gassed
at a Whole Foods salad bar.
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That's so sad.
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I'm just gonna say it.
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00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,842
I think this is the new normal.
256
00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:19,903
(whimpering)
Oh. Oh, no.
257
00:11:19,921 --> 00:11:21,304
Oh, no.
258
00:11:23,425 --> 00:11:24,665
Look, Maggie.
259
00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:27,835
Daddy's got delicious
ranch dressing right here.
260
00:11:27,929 --> 00:11:30,671
(gagging)
261
00:11:30,765 --> 00:11:32,565
Now baby's turn.
262
00:11:33,768 --> 00:11:37,362
Good Maggie!
Great Daddy.
263
00:11:38,757 --> 00:11:41,182
(crying)
264
00:11:41,276 --> 00:11:44,260
MARGE: Look at Ned. His kids don't know what it's like
265
00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:46,095
to live in a world without ranch.
266
00:11:46,097 --> 00:11:48,206
But getting angry won't help anything.
267
00:11:48,357 --> 00:11:49,782
I'm gonna be the bigger person.
268
00:11:49,935 --> 00:11:51,459
(Maggie crying)
269
00:11:52,787 --> 00:11:54,045
Screw this!
270
00:11:54,197 --> 00:11:55,880
Tonight, we're breaking
into Ned's basement
271
00:11:56,032 --> 00:11:57,698
and cleaning that sucker out.
272
00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:58,717
Babe?
273
00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:00,969
Get the bolt cutters.
274
00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:10,954
Mother, how can you give my quilt to this scheming Adonis?
275
00:12:11,122 --> 00:12:13,047
Agnes, I'll treasure the quilt
276
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,807
like it deserves
to be treasured.
277
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,477
Like you deserve
to be treasured.
278
00:12:17,629 --> 00:12:19,053
Oh, you.
279
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,314
(laughs, snorts)
280
00:12:21,466 --> 00:12:24,075
Let me fix you
another liverwurst melt.
281
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:26,244
Great. That's just great.
282
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,415
Mm...
283
00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:37,313
Oh, my God.
284
00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:40,592
That quilt was baby Skinner's
security blanket.
285
00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:42,986
My beloved Mr. Nuck-nuck.
286
00:12:43,079 --> 00:12:45,430
(crying)
287
00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:46,598
Huh?
288
00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:48,582
Skinner's crying?
289
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:49,917
Can he do that?
290
00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:52,086
That quilt was his blankie.
291
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,271
You don't... (sniffs)
292
00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:55,498
you don't take away
a man's blankie!
293
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:57,925
Make Mr. Purple Shirt
stop crying
294
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,277
so he can sit at his desk
295
00:12:59,428 --> 00:13:01,929
and tell recess to happen.
296
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,764
No, guys.
We're not doing this.
297
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,099
We're not feeling bad
for Skinner.
298
00:13:05,176 --> 00:13:07,452
We're not gonna see him
as a human being.
299
00:13:07,603 --> 00:13:09,621
ALL: Mm...
300
00:13:10,682 --> 00:13:12,290
(crying)
301
00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:13,866
All right, fine.
302
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,776
I can't believe I'm saying this.
303
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,036
We're gonna help our principal
304
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,631
get his blankie back.
305
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,969
So, anybody feel like
doing some shopping?
306
00:13:25,196 --> 00:13:26,379
(chuckles weakly)
307
00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:27,972
No time, Lisa.
308
00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:29,456
We're building a barricade
309
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:32,126
in case the caterpillars
get inside.
310
00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:34,979
That does look really safe.
311
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:37,732
Kind of wish I was
in there with you.
312
00:13:41,062 --> 00:13:43,112
(shutter clicks)
313
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:48,901
Hey, girl, welcome to the mall.
314
00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:50,219
Oh, I am not
315
00:13:50,313 --> 00:13:52,705
handling lockdown well.
316
00:13:56,728 --> 00:14:00,171
-Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
-Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
317
00:14:02,325 --> 00:14:04,325
(acoustic guitar plays upstairs)
318
00:14:05,253 --> 00:14:08,162
♪ Rapture's a-coming, going up to paradise ♪
319
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,406
♪ Gonna wear a halo, angel wings look nice ♪
320
00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:11,908
♪ Saying hi to Jesus ♪
321
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:13,426
♪ How you doing, cherubim? ♪
322
00:14:13,578 --> 00:14:16,262
♪ Hugging the apostles, high-fiving seraphim ♪
323
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,506
FLANDERS, ROD and TODD:
♪ Sinners gonna suffer eternal torment ♪
324
00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:22,360
♪ Satan's got a pitchfork, knows how to use it ♪
325
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,530
♪ Belphegor and Mammon chewing on their ligaments ♪
326
00:14:25,681 --> 00:14:29,016
♪ Screaming for forever, what a predicament ♪
327
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,276
♪ Here comes the third verse ♪
328
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,778
♪ Louder than the first. ♪
329
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:34,038
(guitar stops)
330
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,583
(footsteps approaching)
331
00:14:39,454 --> 00:14:40,879
FLANDERS:
To whoever's down here
332
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,772
stealing my supplies,
333
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:44,457
the end of days is coming,
334
00:14:44,609 --> 00:14:46,593
but a little earlier for you.
335
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:55,376
If I'm going down, I'm taking
all of youse with me!
336
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,145
(laughs)
337
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,484
Ah, you see? I-I just got
to stop watering down my booze.
338
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,805
Hey, psycho, over here!
339
00:15:15,823 --> 00:15:17,306
Homer Simpson.
340
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,810
He who steals from his neighbor
shall reap the croquet mallet.
341
00:15:20,828 --> 00:15:23,737
A reading from
the Book of Flanders.
342
00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:25,481
Now, calm down, Ned.
343
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,074
Let's just
take a deep breath and...
344
00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:29,335
Surprise ranch attack!
345
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,170
(grunting)
346
00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:34,824
I'll die before I
don't take what's yours.
347
00:15:34,842 --> 00:15:38,061
Forgive me, Marge.
Take the dressing.
348
00:15:40,665 --> 00:15:41,922
If I don't make it,
349
00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:45,234
tell Maggie it was her fault.
350
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,859
Hmm.
351
00:15:54,012 --> 00:15:55,286
(grunting)
352
00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:05,421
You want to dip? Let's dip.
353
00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:13,029
Lockdown kids of Springfield,
354
00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:15,198
we're gonna save
our principal's blankie.
355
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,976
With the power of the most
useless thing on earth:
356
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:19,552
remote learning.
357
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,354
Muntz, go.
358
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,043
I'm calling about an anonymous post
359
00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:29,303
on BedspreadTraders.com
360
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,823
offering an antique handmade quilt for sale.
361
00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:34,066
Hmm. If I did have such a quilt,
362
00:16:34,219 --> 00:16:36,886
the price would be considerable.
363
00:16:36,904 --> 00:16:38,070
Ooh, he's negotiating.
364
00:16:38,239 --> 00:16:39,889
The fish is on the hook.
365
00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:43,242
My offer is $25,000.
366
00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:45,336
Nelson, I made a homemade puppet
367
00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:47,747
so you can do Jeff Dunham jokes for me.
368
00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:49,081
Not now, Mom.
369
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,842
I'm talking to a grown man online.
370
00:16:51,069 --> 00:16:52,251
Wait, you're a kid?
371
00:16:52,403 --> 00:16:53,678
-(groans)
-(kids groan)
372
00:16:53,905 --> 00:16:56,072
Oh, no, we almost had him.
373
00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:58,407
I am not selling
you my quilt, junior.
374
00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:00,743
Not after all the time
I've spent conning it out of
375
00:17:00,878 --> 00:17:02,520
that awful woman.
376
00:17:02,747 --> 00:17:05,915
Ha! Got him.
377
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:07,174
Hello, cousin Peter.
378
00:17:07,268 --> 00:17:09,268
Cousin Seymour. Agnes.
379
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,178
We heard every word you said,
380
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,939
right here on my wonderful
half computer,
381
00:17:14,092 --> 00:17:17,243
which was a gift from my son.
382
00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:22,523
How dare you take advantage
of my sweet, trusting mother?
383
00:17:22,617 --> 00:17:24,208
She is an IBS survivor.
384
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,711
Mm. You're a good boy.
385
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:29,622
And you...
386
00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:31,532
-(grunts)
-Aah!
387
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,200
Oh! My orifices!
388
00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:35,553
My precious orific...
389
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,037
I don't know who you are,
390
00:17:37,131 --> 00:17:39,448
but I thank you
from the bottom of my heart,
391
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:41,375
SkinnerSucks42.
392
00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:43,286
(cheering)
393
00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:48,399
You still want your precious
ranch, neighborino?
394
00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:49,809
MARGE:
Stop!
395
00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:52,719
What has lockdown done to us?
396
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,072
Hmm?
397
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:57,316
(gasping)
398
00:17:57,468 --> 00:18:00,136
Buffalo wings.
I need Buffalo wings.
399
00:18:00,154 --> 00:18:02,580
Ned, you're
a wonderful human being
400
00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:05,641
who has never shown
anything but kindness
401
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:08,144
to our challenging family.
402
00:18:08,162 --> 00:18:10,737
I'm sorry.
These are yours.
403
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,665
Well, you keep those, Marge.
404
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:13,999
It's time I put the "Christian"
405
00:18:14,152 --> 00:18:16,743
back in "extremist Christian
end times prepper."
406
00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:19,347
My dear Homer, I'm so sorry.
407
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,007
(panting) What?
408
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,560
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, too.
409
00:18:25,847 --> 00:18:27,496
We need more furniture.
410
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:28,755
Give me that mannequin.
411
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:31,776
Uh, that's my boyfriend,
Malibu Kevin.
412
00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,529
Happy to be of service, babe.
413
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,007
-(rumbling)
-(gasps)
414
00:18:38,025 --> 00:18:40,509
(roars)
415
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:42,245
Aah!
416
00:18:43,348 --> 00:18:44,347
Aah!
417
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,366
Oh, my God, that thing
is gonna eat her!
418
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,459
(whimpering)
419
00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:49,627
Oh!
420
00:18:49,778 --> 00:18:51,129
(grunts)
421
00:18:58,212 --> 00:18:59,712
MALIBU STACY:
Ew.
422
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,972
Ew?
423
00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:03,123
Honestly, it's kind of cute.
424
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,143
Maybe you should chill.
425
00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:07,052
Chill?
May I remind you
426
00:19:07,205 --> 00:19:09,129
that we are in a crisis?
427
00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:11,040
No!
Because that's all you do!
428
00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:12,892
Any time there's
a little optimism,
429
00:19:13,044 --> 00:19:15,227
here you come
with more bad news,
430
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,822
and squish--
we're all miserable again.
431
00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:20,900
I don't want
to play with you anymore!
432
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,326
(all gasp)
433
00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:25,221
When we're all stuck indoors
for who knows how long,
434
00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:26,813
we have to tell each other
435
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,725
things are going to work out.
436
00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:32,395
Because if we all just tell each other we'll get through this,
437
00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:35,339
then by some kind of magic, we will.
438
00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:38,250
And in a crisis, there's nothing more powerful
439
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,904
than showing a little empathy to the people around you.
440
00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:43,406
(as Malibu Stacy):
That is beautiful.
441
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:46,017
Do you really think
this will be over soon?
442
00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:48,077
(regular voice):
Meh, lockdown's
going on forever.
443
00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:49,520
Count on it.
444
00:19:50,581 --> 00:19:52,264
BROCKMAN: Lockdown is over.
445
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:55,008
Our furry invaders have cocooned themselves,
446
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,101
presumably forever.
447
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,845
As our long regional nightmare ends,
448
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,698
we emerge blinking in the sun,
449
00:20:00,775 --> 00:20:02,700
vowing to move on,
450
00:20:02,851 --> 00:20:04,660
forget and learn nothing.
451
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:10,766
It's hard to believe we can
just go wherever we'd like.
452
00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:12,543
We made it, gang.
453
00:20:12,695 --> 00:20:14,462
I always knew we would.
454
00:20:19,944 --> 00:20:21,610
-Aw.
-(gasps) Butterfly!
455
00:20:21,629 --> 00:20:22,970
Cool.
456
00:20:23,798 --> 00:20:24,964
HOMER:
Ew!
457
00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:26,331
-MARGE: Gross.
-BART: Get 'em off, get 'em off!
458
00:20:26,484 --> 00:20:28,041
LISA:
Aah! Butterflies!
459
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,910
HOMER:
They bite!
460
00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:32,972
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462
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,052
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463
00:20:39,146 --> 00:20:42,281
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464
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,582
Here we go, guys.
I stole Flanders'
465
00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:54,994
streaming password
so we're back in business.
466
00:20:55,146 --> 00:20:57,255
(scoffs)
What the hell is GodFlix?
467
00:20:57,406 --> 00:21:00,574
HOMER: Oh, a Christian
streaming service?!
468
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,075
(kids groan)
469
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,169
Actually, some of these
look pretty good.
470
00:21:04,322 --> 00:21:07,247
Ooh, The Mary Virgin Moore Show.
471
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,100
It's Always Sunny in Beth Shemesh.
472
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,160
Oh! Prayer of Easttown.
473
00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:13,012
How I Met Your Savior.
474
00:21:13,088 --> 00:21:14,254
Better Call King Saul.
475
00:21:14,348 --> 00:21:16,590
The Real Manger Wives of Bethlehem.
476
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,501
Curb Your Agnosticism.
477
00:21:18,519 --> 00:21:20,695
(choral version of Luciano Michelini's "Frolic" playing)
478
00:21:29,347 --> 00:21:31,330
Shh!
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