All language subtitles for The.Client.List.S02E11

Previously on
The Client List...

Divorce is making me
a rich woman.

Taking that watch
is a bad idea.

What are you doing to her?
The usual.

Like we do, usual?
What we do is better than usual.

I am not
the one who cheated.

Beau?

I have enough on my plate,
with mom in rehab and...

Linette's in rehab?

One day at a time.

That's how I learned
to live my life in recovery,

and that's how I plan
to win back my family.

The client list
holds a lot of power --

blackmail, revenge.
Make sure it's good and hidden.

Someone broke into my house
and attacked Lacey.

The baby.
We're gonna try again.

- No.
- But I think he wanted the list.

Do you think it was Carlyle?

He treats me
like he owns me.

You have no idea
what he is capable of.

This has got to be the guy. This
is who we're trying to find.

I just want
to tell the police where he is

so that they can take him in.
I'm gonna do some digging.

As in Sean Foster,
the guy that attacked Lacey.

I'm looking' at him
right now.

Excuse me!
I really got to get going.

You're not going anywhere, asshole.
Aah!

Let me see your hands!

The client list is safe,
isn't it?

Yeah, it's safe.
I've been real careful.

Thank you.

♪ The Client List 2x11 ♪
I Miss Back When
Original Air Date on May 19, 2013

== sync, corrected by elderman ==

Say, "Go, team."
Say, "Go, team."

Go, team.

Ohh! Ohh.

♪ So give me action

♪ something to play for

♪ give me checkered flags,
green lights ♪

Well, you don't waste any time,
do you?

If I didn't have a dozen hackers
sitting on their asses

waiting for me to land
the holy grail of accounts,

I'd spend all day
with you.

Oh, the casino deal?
Even bigger.

I'm chasing
a government deal.

Pentagon wants me to, uh,
create a protection service

against Black-Hat hackers.

"Black-Hat"?
Bad guys.

And they want me to present

a system-wide defense proposal
by tomorrow.

I got to be honest with you.
I'm a little, uh...

Freaked out about it.

Oh, you've got nothing
to worry about.

You're the best tech guy
in Texas.

I'm sure you'll have them eating
out of your hand in no time.

I was the president of the
Mathletes Association in high school.

Nobody eats
anything out of my hands.

Will you listen to me?

It doesn't matter who
you were back then.

Now, the guy I see
right in front of me --

force to be reckoned with.

Come on.
You're talented and handsome.

Get in there
and put your game face on.

Let me see it.

♪ We know the action

Okay,
or skip the game face.

Uh, you might want
to change your shoes.

What do you mean?

Flip-flops are to tech guys
like, uh, high heels are to --

Prom queens? Yeah, well,
take it from a prom queen.

Lose the shoes.

♪ So, get your game on

♪ g-get your game on

I don't want
to go to the reunion.

You know you want to go.
R-Riley!

You know you want to go.
Riley.

No, Riley, you were
the high-school prom queen.

It is so easy for you to --
Oh, she loves to say that.

Oh, my God. It was so easy
for you to go back.

It's not that easy for me.
I'm sorry.

And especially after
everything that's happened.

It's not --
which is why you need to go.

You need a do-over.

If you don't,
Taylor is gonna kill you.

Taylor totally caught me
in a moment of weakness,

roped me into
this whole reunion thing.

Okay? She said
it'd be good to get involved

and take my mind off,
you know, whatever.

Damn it,
I hate when Taylor is right.

She's right right now. You're
going, and I'm going with you.

Lacey, between that
crazy-ass sister-in-law of yours

and what happened, I...

I think Riley is right.
Word up, Georgia.

Okay. You're both right.
Fine.

Just ever since
I left the hospital,

I've -- I just feel
totally outside my body.

I feel like I'm just walking
around in some fog or something.

Hey.

You know who's walking around
with you in that fog?

I am.
Every step of the way, okay?

So, we're gonna go.
It's gonna be good.

Now have one more drink.

Then, we'll go home.
Or two.

Oh. It's Kyle.
He's watching the kids.

Could be anything.

Hey.
Is everything all right?

I was just calling to let you
know everything's fine

before you called again.

Well,
I haven't called that much.

Well,
you called six times tonight.

God, really?
Yeah.

You called every 20 minutes.

Pterodactyl!

Okay, well, they're --
they're not awake, are they?

Oh, no.
Seven minutes till bedtime.

I got this.

Okay.
Do they miss me?

Oh, yeah. Desperately.

Now just go have fun
with your friend.

I'm gonna get you,
daddy!

Ohh! You got me!
Got ya!

Ow!

Ohh.
Oh, what's that?

No, Daddy.

Those are
mommy's fancy shoes.

Wow.
They are pretty fancy.

Yeah.
They sure are.

Huh.

How are the kids?

Oh, they're devastated,
you know, without me.

They're having tons of fun?
Yes.

To ladies' night.

Yes! Ladies' night,
which should happen every night

with all we do.

Oh, that seems fair.

I'm gonna wear spandex.

She smiled!

Yes!

Did you finish
that after-incident report?

Almost.
Just got a couple questions.

Says we found Foster

off an anonymous tip
from a concerned citizen.

Technically,
that's true.

You're putting both our jobs
on the line for her.

All right, Foster is a bad guy,
and his defense team

will try to find any reason
for him to walk.

Theoretically,
you never even saw the witness.

If this gets heated,
it's on me.

Just this once, for you.

But we need to pay
your sister-in-law a visit

before you turn this in.

I plan on
doing that myself.

Just you, huh?

Okay, partner.

Do your thing.

Hey, Parks.

I was thinking of
wearing our uniform

to the reunion this weekend.
Chicks dig the badge.

Good luck with that,
Trimble.

I got to work
that night.

Lieutenant.

Do you mind if I pick up a shift
Saturday night?

You want to work Saturday night?

You may be the first boot
who ever requested that.

Yeah, I, um,
I could use the overtime.

Ah. Yeah, well,
that, I've heard before.

Yeah,
the shift's all yours.

Thank you.

Are you sure that
you have everything you need?

I'm fine.

You have enough to worry about
with your job and the kids.

I miss you.

Oh, I miss you, too.

Now I'm gonna be late
for yoga.

She's gonna be okay,
you know.

Who knew that mama
would take to yoga so well?

Yeah, or acupuncture...
or reflexology.

All that can't be cheap.

Do you think that I should --
I should go there?

For a weekend?
Maybe go to a meeting with mama?

That place only offers
closed N.A. meetings.

T-the meetings are for
recovering addicts only.

Okay.
Maybe I can help out, though.

I'd be happy to go up there
and go to a meeting with her.

Would you?

Oh, I know that
that would mean so much to her.

But not this Saturday night,
'cause I was kind of hoping

that you'd be my date
for the reunion.

You want me to be your date
to your high-school reunion?

Yeah. I kind of thought
you'd want to go.

Last time I saw those people,
I was a football star.

What?

Now I'm the guy who
gets arrested on the 6:00 news.

So, you going with me, then?
Yeah, I'll go.

Michelle.
Time for you to take your break.

Oh, but I was --
Go on, now.

Hi.
Can I help you?

I am so sorry.

I know
I don't have an appointment,

but I was hoping to get

a last-minute session
with Derek Malloy.

Mm-hmm.
I'm sure you are.

Excuse me?
Derek, right?

Okay.
Let's see.

Ooh. Yeah, looks like
he's all booked up.

No way to squeeze me in
with Derek?

Sorry.

You see, Derek's already
squeezing a lot of women.

There you are.
There he is.

Mm-hmm.
Do we have an appointment today?

Well, I was hoping to book one,
but this sweet so-and-so

said that
you were all booked up.

Huh. I been called
a lot of things in my time,

but a "sweet so-and-so"
isn't one of them.

I have been pretty slammed,
but, uh, maybe Saturday night.

Can you fit me in
for a double session?

I think that could work.

It's Lisa Munsey, and make sure
that's a double session.

Really?
Mm-hmm.

Hey.

Hey.

Catch you later,
handsome.

Baby, I told you to pick me up
on the next block.

You were late.

It won't happen again.
I promise.

Mm.

I miss you, baby.

I miss this.

You're smarter than
the other girls at Wild Nights.

You think any of them could have
pulled off what you did?

You were perfect.

Now you just need to
get me that list.

Wild Nights already brings in
all the money that we need,

and that doesn't even include
the cash we have coming in

from Galveston or Corpus
or Baytown.

Nikki, you want
to account for something,

you get me that list,
or you get back on the pole.

Well, if we are gonna go
to this reunion,

we may as well show up
with spectacular hair,

and you, my dear,
have just that.

Voilà.

The new you.

Lacey Locklin,
you are a genius.

No, no, no.
Just years of training.

Well, thank God for that.
Hey, do you remember

when you wanted to do
the "Rachel" cut,

and you ended up
looking like Ross?

That was not my finest hour.

Though I did discover
that I look good in hats.

You do look cute in hats.
Yeah.

Well, that is the friendliest
custody battle I've ever seen.

Ohh, no, no, no.
That's just Taylor's fake laugh.

Mm.

Whoo! Hey.

Well, I hope y'all
are gossiping about the reunion.

Oh, yeah.
Mm.

Yeah, we're just, you know,
pulling photos

out of the yearbook to blow up.
No need to worry.

Oh, well,
"worry" is my middle name,

and as class president,
I'm under a lot of pressure.

You can't blame me for wanting
everything to be perfect.

'Course not.

And FYI, y'all need to put Beau
on the guest list.

Beau?

It may be a reunion
in a lot of ways.

I think he's coming
to win me back.

What makes you
think that?

Well, he hasn't signed
the divorce papers yet,

and my girlfriend Abilene who
works down at the dealership,

she said that Beau
bought me a sports car.

A 'stang? Did I just say "'stang"?
Mm-hmm.

Didn't you drive a red Mustang
in high school?

Hell yeah!

We were the East Beaumont
Mustangs, after all!

Whoo-whoo!

And that's also where
Beau and I first...

Did the deed. Mm-hmm.
T.M.I.

Yeah, that's T.M.I.

Beau can be sentimental
from time to time.

Charlotte!

Charlotte!

Does she really need to tell us
that she was class president

every time
she discusses the reunion?

Well,
it was a big win for her.

Oh, you were totally robbed,
Riley.

Everyone knows
that she fixed that ballot.

I was robbed,
but let it go.

I'm still mad about it.
I was robbed.

Wait a minute.

What did you draw
over Evan here?

Oh, that?
That's nothing.

That was just a doodle.
Just forget it.

Shut up!
You were in love with Evan?

I was not
in love with him!

You "hearted" him.

Okay, you know what?
You get one question,

and then, we're never,
ever, ever talking about this again,

so ask it.
Why didn't you tell me?

Because he was always
in love with you.

And besides,
it didn't even matter.

As soon as I saw Dale
on that stage,

it all went away.
Okay, when you --

Ah-ah! No!
But -- Lac--

Psst! That's it. Now it's my turn
to ask the questions.

Does Evan know that you
are bringing Kyle to the reunion?

He does now.

Don't mean to interrupt.

Here on
official police business.

It's kind of time-sensitive.
You got a minute?

Sure.

Shut up.

Shut up.

What's so urgent?
Everything all right?

It will be.
That's why I'm here.

We got to make sure Foster
pays for what he did to Lacey.

Yeah,
I'll do whatever it takes.

Good.

The D.A. may ask you
to testify against Foster.

Got to make sure
your story matches mine.

Evan, it says that
the tip was anonymous.

This is your career.

Okay,
you can't lie for me.

It's already done.

Riley, you stole information.
I have to protect you.

If our stories
don't match up,

they could throw out the case
altogether.

Now, Foster might tell the court
that you were there.

If it comes to that,
you may have to lie on the stand

and tell them
that you were at home.

Do you think you can pull off
lying to protect your family?

Yeah.
Yeah, I can do that.

Evan, I c--

I can't possibly
thank you enough.

Double session?

Thought you were breaking it off
with your sugar mama.

Yeah, I tried.
She started crying.

But, uh...
We talked it all through.

Oldest trick in the book.

They were real tears, Selena.
Mm-hmm.

And I'm sure no one's ever faked
an orgasm for you, either.

Wow. Something you want
to tell me?

Yep.

You just got yourself a double
session with "Loco Lisa."

She's not crazy.
Okay.

Let's review this.

Um, anything,
I don't know,

unique happen last time
she booked a double?

She hurt her arm.
Okay.

Let's, uh, let's fast-forward
to the headline.

Oh, and she told me
that she left her husband.

For you.
For me.

Okay.

Great.
And the boy becomes a man.

Hey, you got your boots
and your watch and -- ooh.

That's a platinum belt buckle.
That's nice.

You get a necklace yet?
BOLO tie.

Why?

She is a fresh divorcee

with a shit-pile of cash
and no responsibilities.

Okay, first --
first come the mandatory gifts,

which you obviously have,

and then they enter
this travel phase.

She'll probably say something,
like...

"I just really need to,
um, rediscover myself."

Yeah, well, good for her.
Yeah.

Except a woman like that isn't
gonna want to carry her own bag,

so she's gonna ask you
to go away with her.

You don't know that.

Oh, she's a Stepford wife
gone rogue.

She probably already booked
two first-class tickets

to Cougar Island.

Even if you're right,
which you're not,

I'll just tell Lisa
that I...can't swim.

Mm-hmm. Sure.
Yeah, you can do that.

Then she'll just start crying
and, uh...

Well, we both know
what that means.

Don't forget your floaties.

Hi!
Hey.

Oh, my God.

Does that mean
that you got the job?

You are looking at the new
president of Digital Security.

That is amazing!
See?

I told you that you are
a force to be reckoned with.

Oh, my God.

Those aren't real --

diamonds --
for a real prom queen.

"Go, team."

"Go, team."

What is that?

Oh, hey! Hey.

Hi! I'm gonna take off.
You need anything else?

No. Just, uh,
maybe 12 more hours in the day.

Oh!
You know what?

Actually, there is something
that you can help me with.

What?
I'd be happy to.

Uh, profit and loss statements
from last month.

The accountant needs them
by the end of the week.

Really?

Thank you.

No, thank you.

I'll get right on it.
Okay.

Hi.
Oh, hey, Georgia.

Come on in.

I want to talk to you
about something.

All right.
There is your check.

Oh. Thank you.

All right.
So, uh...

The D.A. wants me
to testify against Foster.

This is the guy
that attacked Lacey, okay?

It's something
I have to do.

Well, if you're asking me
to make this go away,

I took a big enough risk
getting you Foster's address.

I can't go
anywhere near him.

There's nothing
to worry about.

You think about it.

They're gonna ask you
a lot of questions.

Look into your past.

And you know a lot of people
who want to stay hidden.

Yes, and as far as
the outside world is concerned,

I run a legit spa.

Unless you bring
the outside world in.

Honey, people are just
gonna start digging.

Oh, Riley.

I have survived in this business
all these years

because I have stayed
under the radar.

You are taking
far too many risks.

Mnh-mnh, no.
I will not allow this.

Yeah, I didn't ask
for your permission, Georgia.

Now,
I have all my bases covered,

and the list is safe.
That is what I promised you.

This is something
I have to do.

So, I hope
you're gonna have my back.

Okay.

Does this make me look like
a professional businesswoman?

Mm, less businesswoman,
more "pretty woman."

Okay.
Work-clothes pile.

Word.

Is that Taylor again?

My God, she is killing me
with this hospitality planning.

I'm putting this woman
on silent.

Why is this so hard?

You know,
it's just a reunion.

Do you remember
how easy it was

to make decisions
in high school?

We were so fearless.

You mean too stupid
to know any better?

Yeah, well, I just wish life
could go back to being simple.

Yeah. Most people
try to run from their past,

but you're trying
to run from your present.

Okay, you know
what I do for a living.

Do you think
maybe I deserve an escape?

Is it too early for wine?

Never.

Remember when Kyle was away
at U.T. and he missed prom

because he couldn't
get out of football practice?

Everybody thought
there was drama.

Especially when I had to show up
with Evan.

Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry.

Did you want
to take Evan to prom?

Okay. That is --
uh-huh, 'cause you love him?

Oh, saved by the bell!

You are lucky. You are so lucky.
I'm gonna see who's at the door.

Wow.
"Wow" good or "wow" bad?

"Wow"...Yeah.

That's how you wore your hair
in high school.

Hey, Kyle.

Listen,
I wish I could stay,

but, uh, you know,
queen Taylor has summoned me.

Here.

I'm just here
to pick up my suit.

Oh, yeah, of course.
I had it cleaned.

Well, thank you.
You're welcome.

So, I was thinking about
leaving the motel about 7:00

and meet you there.

Is that cool?
Perfect. Yeah.

So?

I mean,
I know that you just came

from the N.A. meeting, right,
with mama?

How was it?
Anonymous.

Okay.

Well, I know that part.

I get the whole anonymous thing,
and I want to be respectful.

I just -- yeah, I --
can you tell me how she's doing?

She's good.

Look, you have to
understand that,

in order for the program to work, it
has to remain anonymous.

Yeah, and you have to understand
how hard it is for me

to just stay here
in the dark.

Would you just trust me on this, please?
Linette needs our help.

Yes, and I'm trying to help her,
but how can I help her

if you won't tell me
how she's doing.

No. No, it's not "won't."
It's "can't."

Well, from where I'm standing,
it looks like "won't."

♪ How quickly it unfolds

♪ How far we fall

♪ Does it ever just
work out all right? ♪

♪ Let you believe

♪ Let you believe

♪ Buried inside

Hey, Linette.

What's going on?
Are you all right?

I'm good.

Are you gonna be okay?

♪ Forget who I am

I can come right over.

Oh, my God! Hi!

Hi, welcome to the reunion.

I mean, this is the third time
I've gotten his voicemail.

Kyle's still not
picking up?

Well, don't worry.

He's gonna show.
Really?

He is.
I'm sure he just got held up.

Well, look at that!

The class president
and her prom queen

waiting on their men
at a school function.

My,
how times have changed.

Lacey,
I just want to thank you

for being the most
wonderful assistant ever.

Did she seriously just call me
her assistant?

Yep.

Nothing like throwing yourself
into the community

when sorrow hits.
You know what, Taylor?

I think you both
have done a great job.

Well, and I think you've done
a wonderful job

with your
"peek-a-boob" look.

In 30 minutes,

we'll announce
the reunion king and queen.

I am so excited!

I might be able
to avenge my defeat!

Only if you rigged it,

like you did for
the senior-class president!

You know what, Lacey?

Why don't you
just get on over that?

Some people
never get over high school.

Mm-hmm.
Bill?!

Excuse me.
I cannot stand her.

Evening, ladies.
How may I protect and serve?

Uh, I thought you were
off-duty tonight?

A good police officer
is never off-duty.

Should you find yourself wanting
to take a ride in my cruiser,

- just say the word.
- Taylor? Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!
Kelly Nicole?

I barely recognized you!
Doesn't she look amazing?

Oh, my God. They are gonna
shatter the trophy case.

Let's go to the bar
and get a drink.

Oh, my God!

I think I just --
I need a minute.

It's good to see you.

How is it possible that
I am jealous of Kelly Nicole?

Okay, you know what
we're not gonna do?

We're not gonna let
a little school gossip

get us all upset
and ruin the night.

Besides, senior year,

she made out
with the shop teacher.

She did not.

Yep,
in the janitor's closet.

He was so hot.
He was smoking.

Yeah, but even Kelly Nicole
gets to be a mom.

Lacey,
I know this is hard.

You know, every time that
somebody asks me how I'm doing,

I don't know
if I should cry or laugh

or punch them
in the teeth.

You just have to
keep trying.

Yeah.

I heard the heartbeat,
you know?

When we went for
the ultrasound.

And for
10 weeks, 2 days, and 6 hours,

I knew what it felt like
to be a mom.

Oh, God, I was probably
better off just not knowing.

What can I do?

Nothing. I just need a minute.
Just go back out there.

Thanks for coming, Kyle.

I hope I didn't interrupt
anything when I called.

No, not at all.

What's going on?

I just can handle
this rehab treadmill.

I'm just not strong enough.

Linette, I have been exactly
where you are right now.

I just want to snap my fingers
and get my old life back.

But do you?

That life where
you lied to your family

and medicated yourself?

That can't happen,
Linette.

You got to let that go.

You know what, Kyle?

I'm so proud
of the man you've become.

You're gonna be
all right.

Thank you.

♪ I love the way you move

♪ I love the way you move

♪ I love the way, I love the way ♪

♪ I love the way you move

Hey!
Hey!

Where's my wife?
Oh, she's with Riley.

They went into the powder room
to redo their faces.

Ah. Okay.

Hey,
look who finally showed up.

♪ I love the way,
I love the way ♪

And he brought
a friend.

Hear, hear.

I mean, uh, you know what?
That is nothing.

That is nothing at all
right there.

I bet -- I bet
she works under him.

I mean, she gets paid to --
he probably pays her money.

That's Heather.
Heather?

Okay. All hot girls
got to be named Heather?

That -- not that
she's hot 'cause she's not.

She's absolutely hideous.

She's our finance manager.

Well, this is a business trip,
then. That's all this is.

He is a mentor to her,

and she is his impressionable,
young mentee.

You want a cocktail?

Sure.
Cocktails, please.

Make hers a double.

Okay. Lace, I know that
you don't want to talk,

but there's something
I want to show you.

Okay.

You see those two buttons?

Well, the two girls
on those buttons

have been through
hell and back.

And I'm gonna
save those buttons

so I can show them
to your kids --

beautiful, wonderful,
smart kids.

And the two girls
on those buttons --

well, they're gonna
get through it all together.

Well,
I can't go back out there

because everyone will know
that I've been crying.

Okay.

Well, I guess I'm just gonna
have to go out there

and count all the guys
that Kelly Nicole slept with

all by myself.

You're not doing that without me.

Come here.

Now, what was our motto
in high school?

Forget the bitches.
Let's dance.

Good.
Come here.

Okay.
Oh, you still look so pretty.

Come on.

Yeah.
Get it?

Nice one.

Awesome.
Thanks, man.

Thanks, Dale.

Oh, hey!
There's my dance partner.

Come on.
Hey. Oh.

Hey,
what's the matter now?

Is it really
that obvious?

Dale, I want to dance
with you,

but I can't go back
in there.

Well, you know what?
Who needs a gym?

Right here, right now.
Come on. Riley, come on!

Dale Locklin's man enough
for two women.

Come on.

There it is!

All right.

Oh, you feel it?

Can I cut in?

Uh...
No.

I know that I'm late, okay,
but I'm here now.

No, Kyle.
And this thing's almost over.

It's not over, and I've
owed you a dance since prom.

Yeah.
Oh, damn it, Kyle!

My best friend
deserves better.

Lace, lace,
this is between the two of them.

You know what?
Pick a side, Dale.

"Pick a side"? I-I'm on the side
of everyone getting along.

That ship has sailed,
Dale!

And you?
I'm tired of being disappointed.

I need a man
that I can count on.

Whoa.

This is not what you think.
You know what I think?

I think that your too afraid to go
in there and face your past.

Actually Riley,
I'm not scared of my past.

That's not why I'm late.
Can you just leave?

Just hear him out.
You're working my last nerve.

Look, I hate that
I even have to tell you this,

but it's Linette.
Wait a minute.

What's wrong with mama?

She called me. She's having
a really tough night.

She called you?
Yes.

I have the same disease.

Why couldn't you
have texted me?

Well, I didn't text you
for the same reason

that I shouldn't be telling you
this right now, all right?

I'd either be violating
her trust or just lying to you.

I mean, mama used to come to me
for everything.

Now it's like
I'm not even a part of her life.

Whoa,
are you kidding me?

You are her greatest motivation
to get clean.

Okay, you have to
trust the program.

All right?
And you have to trust me.

I'm sorry.
Look, you're doing everything right,

but I'm gonna get Linette through this
and bring her home to you.

I promise.

Well, looky there.

If it isn't
"most likely to become a felon."

How's it feel to live up
to your potential, Parks?

How does it feel
to be the same obnoxious prick

that you were
in high school?

Ooh-hoo-hoo!

Run along.

Uh, officer shot down.

Needs assistance.

So, about that dance.

Thank you.
And...I'm sorry.

♪ No more airplanes,
no more long goodbyes ♪

What was that
that you said?

I said "sorry."
Oh.

That's -- that's good.

♪ 'Cause I'm staying
right by your side ♪

Nice bag.
Thank you.

Lisa get that for you?
Matter of fact, she did.

Don't forget your toothbrush.

You know, I tried to think of
a reason to tell Lisa no,

but she's hot, rich,
not afraid of her own feelings.

So, where's the bad there,
huh?

What,
no smart-ass remark?

Oh, Selena, hey.

You okay?

You know, Lisa's not
the only one that has feelings.

I just don't wear mine
on my sleeve.

Selena, please don't cry.
Hey.

I only said that stuff
'cause I didn't think

you wanted to be
fun buddies anymore.

Oldest trick in the book,
Derek.

You are easier than me
in high school.

Okay. I'm definitely
going on that trip now.

Okay, fine.

I hope you find yourself.

And I hope Lisa finds
what she's looking for, too.

♪ 'Cause I'm staying
right by your side ♪

All right, everybody.

It's time to crown
the reunion king and queen.

Come on.

Riley,
you should get back in there.

Get ready
to get all crowned up.

Uh, that's okay. I think
I'd rather stay out here.

And I give you...

Totally getting it.

Beau and Taylor Berkhalter.

And the fix is in again.
Lacey, let it --

Let it go.

Come on up.
Come on up.

Come on up.
Come on.

Whoo!
Yeah!

Ohh.

Your king has returned!

Ooh.

Yes!

At least I had the decency
to come stag.

Well, in the future,
I give you my permission

to bring
any old date you want.

Oh, really?
Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I suppose that red Mustang
is for Beau's new ho?

How do you know
about that car?

Hey.

♪ I'm listening,
but there's no sound ♪

♪ Isn't anyone
trying to find me? ♪

♪ Won't somebody
come take me home? ♪

♪ It's a damn cold night
geez.

Oh. Uh-oh.
Watch yourself!

Boy, that can't be good.

Okay.

Yeah.

♪ Won't you
take me by the hand ♪

Hey. Taylor.
You know what, Riley?

I don't need little miss
prom queen right now.

Okay, well, look,
can you just calm down?

And we'll talk about this
inside.

Beau always told me
to work on my swing.

Now, Taylor, stop!
He thought I didn't know!

He thought I didn't know about
Cynthia and Angela and Marcy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute.

Are you saying that Beau
fooled around with Marcy gates?

Yeah.
He thought I didn't know.

Ew.

But I knew, beau!
I knew!

No, no, no, no!
Taylor! Okay?

Not the headlights.

That's not right.
That's not how we do it.

If you want to do it,
do it right, right?

So, here. Will you hold my clutch?
Yeah.

Great. Ready?
Yeah.

This is how we do it.
Riley!

Oh, my God.

That did not just happen.

Drop your golf club!
You two are under arrest!

I'm so sorry.
Oh, my God.

I am so glad
you were able to fit me in.

It was really important
I see you.

Oh, anything
for my favorite client.

Am I, Derek?

Am I?
You know you are.

So, any big plans
for the weekend?

Actually, I wanted to
talk to you about something.

There's something I want to
talk to you about, too.

Me first.

Okay.

What's up?

Texas will always
be my home...

Mm-hmm.

...but I need to get away
for a while.

Yeah.
I really need to...

Rediscover myself.

Right, well,
we could all use a vacation.

It's less of a vacation

and, uh, more...
of a lifestyle change.

A long weekend can feel like
a big change, too.

Okay, I've been rehearsing this
over and over in my head,

and now
I just have to say it.

Okay?

Okay.

Derek, ever since the very first
time that I laid eyes on you,

I knew
you would change my life.

You brought out a passion in me
that I never knew existed.

It's probably just
the endorphins, you know?

You're more than endorphins
to me, Derek.

You're special.
No.

No,
you're more than special.

You are one of
the most beautiful people

that I've ever met.

Oh, Lisa, no.
Shh!

Don't speak.

I've fallen in love,
Derek.

Love?

With someone else.

Someone else?

I know. It's gonna be so hard --
for both of us.

But...He and I,

we've decided to...
sail around the world together.

I see.

Wow. This is --
this is all very confusing.

I know.

And I am so sorry, but...

It's just
the way things have to be.

Mm-hmm.

But, please...
take this...

as a token of
my everlasting appreciation

for opening me up
to the possibility of love.

Wow.
That's, um...

That's too much, Lisa.

Think of it
as your final tip.

Now, what was it
you wanted to say to me?

It's not important now.

Then...One for the road?

Well...Taylor,
you threw one hell of a party.

Oh, you think so?
Mm-hmm.

I especially loved the part
where we, uh

went Tiger Woods' wife
on Beau's car.

It must be nice having it all
figured out, honey.

Uh, seriously?

Have you seen me sitting
next to you in this jail?

Well, there is that.

But honestly, since high school,
you got everything you wanted --

Kyle, Cheer captain,
class presi...Dent.

Taylor Berkhalter.

Lacey was right.
You rigged the ballot.

Oh, please!

I spent years
trying to live up to you.

Ohh.

I had to win something
in my life.

For Pete's sake.
Seriously?

Oh, my.
The tables have turned.

I talked to Beau.

He's not
pressing charges.

Oh, thank God
for small favors.

So,
you two are free to go.

Taylor, you gonna be okay?

Oh, honey, I take a licking,
but I keep on ticking.

Oh, I like that.

Well, well, well.
Look at the jailbirds.

My, my.
What do we have here?

Oh, well, you're just
loving this, aren't you?

Oh, no. That -- that'd be petty.
Uh-huh.

Dale,
what the hell are you carrying?

Oh! I --

I'm carrying you.

I didn't want you
to miss all the fun.

You remember prom.

Good times.
Things sure have changed.

Oh, yeah, well,
I got to get down

with the two hottest chicks
in our class tonight.

That is true.

So, uh, that didn't happen
in high school.

I don't remember
anyone getting arrested, either.

Guess you're
rubbing off on her.

Dude, really?

We going back to high school
with this?

I'm just saying
she looks a lot happier then.

Okay, both of you,
can I talk to you, please?

What is the matter
with you?

Okay, if I've learned anything
at this reunion tonight,

it is that the triangle
relationship does not work.

Evan, I'm sorry.
I made a mistake.

Look, uh,
you're dating someone new,

and Kyle and I are trying
to work on our marriage.

You guys are brothers.
You're the uncle to my kids.

He's the father of my kids.

You guys have to go somewhere
and just try to...

Make this all work, okay?

Am I making myself clear?

Crystal.

Yeah. Great.
Good.

Hey, guys.

It's way past curfew,
and we are gonna get grounded.

And we wonder why

you didn't have any dates
in high school.

Let's go.
I'll see you, man.

Prom king? Really?

I was just filling in
for my brother.

Your arms must get really tired
from carrying that torch.

Kids are sound asleep.

Babysitter's gone.
Kids are down.

So, I guess I should be
going back to my motel now?

I guess so.

Okay.
Before I go,

I have something
that I want to give you.

What is this about?

Come here.

Turn around.

You know,
back in the day...

This meant
that we were going steady.

Kyle Parks,
we barely know each other.

I'm sorry
that I missed prom.

It's okay.

We got a do-over tonight.

That's what I want.

Another prom?

No.

A do-over.

I want to come home.

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