Original subtitles

[suspenseful music]

Meow.

[dramatic music]

[alarm blaring]

Uhh!

[theme music]

[fluttering]

ka-ching

[music continues]

♪ The Batman ♪

[fluttering]

(man on TV) 'Our top story'

one of Gotham's wealthiest recent transplants

businessman Hideo Katsu

received a rude welcome last night.

Robinson Sprang has details.

The same Hideo Katsu

the Batman has been observing of late?

The same one I've been investigating without success..

...so far.

Katsu's extensive collection of antiques remained intact

but, curiously, security cameras captured an image

of what appeared to be a costumed Catwoman.

What?

Joining me now is Gotham P.D.'s Ellen Yin.

Uh, detective, could there be some connection

between this Catwoman and the Batman?

While there seem to be similarities

in appearance and methodology

they have entirely different motives.

However, it's too early to rule out any possible links

between the Cat and the Bat.

This'll improve my relations with the police.

(Katsu) 'I am most displeased.'

ching

The sanctuary of my Murakami line

has been compromised.

Find this Catwoman.

ka-ching

I want her head.

[instrumental music]

- Hello, Fred. - Good afternoon, Miss Kyle.

[elevator dings]

beep beep beep

ding

[meowing]

I missed you, too, sweeties.

Mama had to go shopping so she could feel better

after last night's disappointment.

You should've seen the prey

a big, shiny pussycat.

[sighs]

Missed it by a whisker.

Mmm. At least my adrenaline rushed.

'"Batman & Catwoman connected?"'

Hmm.

He looks tall, dark and handsome.

[dramatic music]

Mmm. Consider Selina Kyle...curious.

[alarm blaring]

(man on radio) 'All units, disturbance at 121 Simonsen.'

[fluttering]

click

[music continues]

zing

screech

Well, this is it. So where..

(Catwoman) Hello, good-lookin'.

Nice cowl.

Really sets off your chin.

I take it you tripped the silent alarm.

Only way I knew to get you to come out and play.

Well, are you coming down, or do I have to come up?

Mm. Purr!

Catch me if you can.

[dramatic music]

[whips]

zing

Unh!

[gasps]

You can stop playing hard-to-get.

And give up the thrill of the chase?

[whip snapping]

[music continues]

snaps

clang

[clattering]

[grunts]

[blows kiss]

Hate to cut our first date short, cutie

but I like to leave a man wanting more.

zing

[music continues]

[beeping]

(Catwoman) 'Hmm..'

Cute toy, Bat-bo.

Hyaah!

But corner a cat, get scratched!

[whip snapping]

[groans]

Hmph!

Another cat fact

we always land on our feet.

Hmm...I think I'll take something

to remember you by.

[groans]

[whip snaps]

[grunts]

[music continues]

[sighs]

(Batman) 'No way.'

My utility belt.

[instrumental music]

[cat meowing]

I know, Delilah

but I didn't take it for its looks.

I took it for the tools.

[whirring]

[dramatic music]

Hmm. Let's see.

ka-ching

Hmm.

This'll come in handy when I'm on the prowl.

tap tap tap

[sighs]

[beeping]

Got a little security feature, do you?

(Katsu) 'You have found nothing on this Catwoman?'

'We must increase security'

'in the event she is foolish enough to return.'

Call for the Dragon's Fangs.

[fluttering]

She wasn't supposed to be able to do that.

The belt's lock mechanism

must've been damaged in the fall.

This feline fatale is certainly proving

to be a sly one.

(Batman) 'I need to track that cat before she puts my utility belt'

'to no good use.'

Hmm..

[beeps]

[machine whirs]

thud

[beeping]

Goody.

[whirring]

[crash]

[beeping]

crash

Alfred, shut down the auxiliary bat-wave transmitter!

I believe this was the auxiliary transmitter, sir.

Come on.

'Start up.'

crash

[grunts]

[sighs] Okay, so what does this do?

bang bang

[grunting]

[straining]

beep

Abracadabra.

[beeping]

[engine starts]

Quick, disconnect the bat-wave receivers

from all the gear before she..

[engine revs]

[sighs] I don't believe this.

[dramatic music]

[engine revs]

[sighs]

What good is this thing, anyway?

[beeps]

crash

honk honk

screech

[all shouting]

[revving]

crash

[beeping]

crash

[revving]

screech

crash crash crash

[music continues]

[grunting]

[dramatic music]

Uhh!

[revving]

Uhh! Uhh!

[screeching]

[whirring]

beep beep

[screech]

Whew.

[music continues]

[beeping]

[whirring]

[meows]

Oh-oh-ho, scaredy-cats.

Hmm..

Can't wait to beta test.

And I know just the place.

[vehicle approaching]

Enjoy your drive, sir?

It had its twists and turns.

Are these all the bat-wave receivers?

Quite.

[sighs] Thanks, Alfred.

If Catwoman were somehow, some way able

to trace the signals back here..

We would have to rename it, the Catcave.

[machine whirring]

An active bat-wave?

I was certain I'd disconnected all the receivers.

She took my remote control Batarang.

Maybe there's a way to trace the signal back to it

and Catwoman.

[dog barking]

[dramatic music]

click

ching

[beeping]

[music continues]

[gasps]

The cat returns to Katsu.

How poetic. Ha ha ha.

(Catwoman) Almost a Haiku.

I'll be sure to jot it down as soon as I get home.

I must insist you stay.

Then I must insist you eat steel!

[clangs]

rizz rizz

Ah. A dragon has many fangs.

If you inform me which family sent you

to steal my lion

I promise to make your comeuppance less..

...excruciating.

Family?

As in organized crime?

Yakuza.

Heh heh heh. Keep it.

(Katsu) 'It is said cats have nine lives.'

Destroy her 10 times over!

Hyah!

[grunting]

cling cling cling

Better be some truth to that nine lives thing.

Yow!

(Batman) 'I should warn you fellas.'

Corner a cat, get scratched.

Mmm. Good-looking and good timing.

Yes.

You have something of mine.

[chuckles]

Ah, she pilfered from you as well?

Take it.

It clashed with my boots anyway.

click

Now stand aside

so we may complete our business with her.

The lady leaves with me.

Then neither of you leaves.

Attack!

boom boom

[coughing]

Shall we, handsome?

There is no "we."

clang

That's not what they think.

zing

zing zing zing

Uhh!

[grunting]

[dramatic music]

[grunting]

(Catwoman) Hyah!

[grunting]

Ugh! Uhh! Ugh!

Heh.

'Ahh.'

Heh heh heh.

[yowls]

[grunting]

[panting]

creak

Unh!

[grunts]

[steel clangs]

Hyah!

Huh!

(Catwoman) Alley-oop.

[dramatic music]

- Thanks. - Thanks.

Ugh! Uhh!

[yowls]

Oh! I think I broke it.

What?

A minidisc?

Pretty important, I bet.

[music continues]

Uhh! Aah!

[groans]

[police sirens wailing]

Catwoman, that's our cue to..

[music continues]

[sirens blaring]

(Batman) 'Too bad about the statue.'

Hmm. Win some, lose some.

Just glad you and I got to dance.

We have so much in common.

Less than you think.

That's not what they think.

Ahem.

What? You got your belt.

Most of it.

Uhh. You sure know how to spoil a girl.

(Robinson Sprang on TV) 'A minidisc found at the scene'

'revealed a chart of Japanese organized crime'

naming names

with Katsu at the top of a Yakuza family

intent on expanding into Gotham.

Detective, do you have a statement?

Rest assured.

Gotham P.D. is arresting the other Yakuza members

as we speak.

So, would you say the idea

of a Batman/Catwoman link wasn't so farfetched after all?

Yes, it's clear now that they work together

to take down Katsu as a vigilante team.

Ohh.

Not quite what I had in mind when I encouraged you

to meet women who share your interests, Master Bruce.

But it's a start.

[theme music]

♪ The Batman ♪