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- [water splashing]
- [electricity buzzing]
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[birds squawking]
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[clicking]
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[ominous music]
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[music stops]
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- In October of 1979,
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a death row inmate
named Jack Harding
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escaped police custody
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and proceeded to go
on a killing spree
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in the sleepy farming community
of Hackleburg, Alabama.
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- [electricity buzzing]
- [screams]
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- [sobbing]
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- [electricity buzzing]
- [eye popping]
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- [muffled screams]
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- [coughs]
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- You're saying that you think
he's still alive, don't you?
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- I know he is.
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He would seemingly appear
from thin air,
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a force of nature empowered
by the onset of autumn.
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[ominous music]
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You and this town is linin' up
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for a third Saturday in October
slaughterhouse!
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- [screams] Stop, please! Stop!
- [Diane screaming]
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[screaming]
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- Stop! Stop!
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- [screaming]
- [hair rips]
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- He would return
to haunt Hackleburg
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three more times
throughout the 1980s,
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continuously defying death
as he left a trail of carnage
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in his wake.
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- Are you even in there?
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- [screaming]
- [knife cutting]
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- His victims
would be young and old
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with no regard for the
innocence of human life.
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[shears snipping]
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- This game
is fucking impossible.
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- Baby.
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Is this really what you
wanna be doing right now?
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- Stop,
you're gonna get me killed.
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- You don't wanna see my tits?
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- Not right now.
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- Baby, come on.
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- He's usually
all over the place.
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- [chuckles]
More like all over me.
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[glass shatters]
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- [panting]
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[screams]
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- After an attack in 1987,
- [sinister laugh]
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- Harding vanished
without a trace.
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And for the past six years,
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the residents of Hackleburg
have made it through
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the third Saturday in October
without incident.
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This year however,
they are about to see
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some real crazy shit.
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[car approaching]
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[light piano music]
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- [radio] ...107.7
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Alabama sports radio...
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- Reports out of Mobile tell us
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that receivers and backup
quarterback Tex Coorley
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were out on the practice
field this evenin'.
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Now, all I can make of this is
that Coach Redd just found out
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Nate Barker
can't play tomorrow.
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- Oh, that's ridiculous.
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Coach Redd wouldn't
advertise it to the world
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if his starting quarterback
couldn't play.
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This is the old ball coach
tryin' to mess with A&M
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and head coach Manny Parish.
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Nothin' more, nothin' less.
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[piano music continues]
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[engine humming]
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[intense instrumental music]
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[car door thuds]
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[distant car approaching]
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[distant doors thuds]
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- You disrespected me!
That was inappropriate dancin'!
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There ain't no ifs,
ands or buts about it.
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- Ugh, I swear, Ronnie,
if you don't shut up,
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I'm gonna stay
at my mama's house tonight.
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- I know
where you wanna sleep tonight
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and it sure as hell
ain't your mama's house.
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- Listen to yourself.
You're drunk, drunk, drunk!
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- Hold on now,
I ain't done talkin' to you.
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Oh! Ugh, how dare you?
[groans]
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Why'd you hit me
with that damn door?
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- Oh, I wish you walked
square into that sucker.
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I wish it knocked you clean out!
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- Oh, I bet.
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That way you'd have
all the free time in the world
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to run around
with old Johnny Stevens.
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- [grunts]
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You know what?
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I don't have to
listen to you anymore.
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I swear I've had it.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, we know
who you do listen to, don't we?
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Old Johnny Stevens.
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I saw y'all a dancin'.
- [Amy sighs]
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- His hands all over my woman.
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A married woman dancin'
with a school vice principal.
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That's ridiculous!
- Shut up, Ronnie!
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- [sighs]
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[sighs] I bet Johnny Stevens
don't cut his own damn firewood,
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I tell you that.
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[eerie music]
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[sighs]
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Son of a bitch
tryin' to dance with my woman.
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I should've clocked his ass
across the dance floor.
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[fire crackling]
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Bum-ass can't keep
a job no way.
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Ain't fit for nothing.
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[sighs]
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Look-it, baby,
I'm sorry about earlier.
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I know I got you all riled up.
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I just saw Johnny Stevens
and you dancin' like that,
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and well,
considering I'd been drinkin',
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and you know how I get when I
get the hard stuff in me, honey.
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- Well, you know better
than to drink it.
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Oh, I begged you
not to get like this tonight,
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and look what happened.
- I know, I know.
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[sighs] Thing about it is,
baby...
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I can't help it.
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When I got a woman
as beautiful as you,
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I see Johnny Stevens
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with his meat hooks
all over you,
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well, it's just
natural response for me
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to get a little bit teed off.
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You know I'm sorry. I really am.
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- Aw, hon.
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That still ain't no excuse
for yellin' at me like you did.
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- I know it, I know it.
And I tell you what?
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When we go to church on Sunday,
that's the first thing
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I'mma pray about.
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- You'll go to church with me?
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- Well, of course,
it's been too long.
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I owe Jesus a visit.
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[slow country music]
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- I love you, Ronnie.
- Oh, I love you too, baby.
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Good Lord. [chuckles]
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Phew! These must be new, huh?
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- [chuckles]
Yeah, K-Mart special.
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[chuckles]
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- So, you tellin' me
I got K-Mart to blame
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for all these dirty thoughts
bouncin' around in my head?
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- Stop it! [chuckles]
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♪ ...Where you are ♪
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♪ Heartbeat, heartbeat♪
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♪ One more time again ♪
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♪ Are you up there♪
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♪ In the clouds ♪
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♪ So far away♪
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♪ From heartbeat, heartbeat ♪
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- ♪ One more time ♪
- [sighs]
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♪ I will get it right♪
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♪ I can make it this time ♪
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♪ I know what I've got to do♪
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♪ Heartbeat for me ♪
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- ♪ I won't hesitate♪
-Who's playin' that damn music?
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What the fuck you doin'
in my house?
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[dramatic music]
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Amy! Amy, call 9-1-1, baby!
We got us an intruder in here!
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- What's that, Ronnie?
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- Wait a minute.
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Is that you in there,
Johnny Stevens?
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I swear to God,
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you got a lot
of nerve comin' here.
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♪ What you're lookin' for♪
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♪ The heartbeat of a miracle ♪
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- Ronnie?
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♪ One more time again♪
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♪ And they tell me ♪
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♪ I will feel it♪
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- ♪ And my face it will show ♪
- Ronnie!
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Ronnie, you're freaking me out!
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♪ One more time ♪
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♪ I will get it right♪
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Ronnie?
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♪ I can make it this time ♪
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Oh, my God!
Honey, what happened?
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- You know what
fuckin' happened.
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- [gasps]
Oh, my God, you're bleedin'!
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- I know I'm fuckin' bleedin'.
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Your goddamn boyfriend
tryin' to kill me.
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Shh. Baby,
what are you talkin' about?
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- Oh, the jig's up, woman!
Don't you try to play dumb.
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- Honey, what-- no,
what are you talkin' about?
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Stop accusin' me of that.
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I don't know
what you're talkin' about!
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- Johnny goddamn Stevens,
he's in our fuckin' house
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and you know it!
- [sobbing]
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- You had me fuckin' killed!
- Baby.
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- There's that
son-of-a-bitch now.
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Come on, Johnny,
take off that mask.
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I'm on to y'all.
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- [screaming]
- [thud]
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- [screaming]
God! Oh, Amy!
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Why'd you stab her?
[telephone ringing]
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You motherfucking lunatic.
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- [voicemail] You've reached
Ronnie and Amy parker.
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We've gone fishin'.
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Leave a message
after the beep. Beep.
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[beep]
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- Ronnie, listen, buddy, this is
old Johnny Stevens callin'.
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I-- I just wanted to call
and apologize about--
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Well, about what went down
at the dance hall
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earlier this evenin'.
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I-- I realized
I didn't had no business
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dancing with Amy
the way I was.
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Look, I justs-- I just wanted
to call and say I'm sorry,
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and I hope
there's no hard feelings.
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Hey, listen,
you enjoy that game tomorrow.
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Wanna see them Seahawks
whoop up on A&M.
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[Johnny chuckling]
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And I hope
you'll forgive me, buddy.
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Talk to you later.
Toodle-oo, y'all.
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-[TV] ...Kick-off
for tomorrow's showdown
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between
the Alabama Mobile Seahawks
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and Tennessee A&M Commonwealth
now only hours away,
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sports fans are at fever pitch
over what promises to be
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one of the great
college football showdowns
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of the year.
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- And as always, Channel 2's
sports correspondent
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Kitty Kennedy
was able to catch up
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with Alabama Mobile
head coach Amos Redd
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earlier this evening.
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Kitty has more from Mobile.
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- Coach, if you do need to go
with the backup quarterback,
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how does that change
the offensive game plan?
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- I tell you what? Let's do--
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Let's why don't I just
drop everything we're doin',
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you and I go back in the office?
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I'll open up the playbook,
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and show you
everything we're gonna run,
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and you can write it down.
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How about that?
- That sounds great.
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- Yeah, okay, alright.
- Let's go!
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- Look, tomorrow's third
Saturday in October, right?
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Everybody in Seahawk nation
knows what that means.
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Now, these boys
know what it means
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and they're gonna be ready,
alright?
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That is a Coach Redd guarantee.
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That's something
you can write down.
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Third Saturday in October.
[clapping]
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[ominous music]
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- Well, Boomer,
it's almost game time,
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so we might as well
get that final prediction in.
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What you thinkin'?
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-I'm goin' with my gut
on this one.
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Tennessee A&M, 17,
Alabama Mobile, 14.
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The Commonwealth
break the streak today,
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no matter who the Seahawks
put at quarterback.
251
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:39,106
- Wrong as usual, Boomer.
252
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,848
There's gonna be more points
up on that scoreboard
253
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,937
and the streak
is gonna continue.
254
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:47,070
I'm takin' the Seahawks 35-24.
255
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:50,682
[guitar rock music]
256
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,990
[cereal clatters]
257
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,909
- I made breakfast!
- Oh, Lordy, mercy, PJ!
258
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,607
I thought you knew
better than this.
259
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:06,829
I said you could have
one regular bowl of cereal.
260
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,092
If you eat all this,
you're gonna be sick.
261
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,442
- Well,
I don't even want cereal.
262
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:15,142
I want Catfish Cabin!
Catfish Cabin! Catfish Cabin!
263
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,447
- Well, I'm about to leave,
264
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,275
but maybe Maggie
can take you, okay?
265
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:23,890
- Okay.
Old man coming through.
266
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,413
[bell rattling]
267
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,937
- The Commonwealth strut,
the Commonwealth strut,
268
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,156
the Commonwealth strut.
269
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,201
Come on in,
join the Commonwealth strut!
270
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,681
- [chuckles]
What?
271
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:33,987
- Come on, baby,
I really need your help
272
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,815
getting this side of my face.
273
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:36,946
- Can we please
just wait until we're there?
274
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,557
- Vampire cat.
- Oh, absolutely not.
275
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:40,863
Last time we beat 'Bama,
276
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,474
I went out
looking just like this.
277
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,650
- You wanna go
to Catfish Cabin with me?
278
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,218
- That was 1985!
- Come on!
279
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,916
- Are you a catfish?
- The Commonwealth need this.
280
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:53,180
- Do you have friends
at Catfish Cabin?
281
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,616
- You're gonna
have to do dishes.
282
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,879
- [distant horn honking]
- [gasps]
283
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,011
See you later, Pennywise.
284
00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,621
- I'll do dishes--
For a year?
285
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,798
- Maggie is here.
286
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,932
[pop music]
287
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,109
[engine stops]
288
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:15,115
♪ Creepy and sullen
And running out of room♪
289
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,943
- Hi, Maggie!
- Hey, PJ!
290
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:19,075
- ♪ In my little tomb
- Oh!
291
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,337
- Hey.
- Hi.
292
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,557
- How're you doin'?
- Good. Good morning.
293
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,299
- So, are you sure
this is gonna be okay?
294
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,866
- Definitely.
295
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,650
- Okay, because we can come back
at midnight if we need to.
296
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,739
- Tomorrow morning
is totally fine.
297
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:31,958
- Okay.
298
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,350
[bell rattling]
299
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,135
- Go Commonwealth!
300
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:36,919
- Stop being annoying.
301
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:37,833
- PJ has spoken.
302
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,487
[bell rattling]
303
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:40,880
- Okay, give me that.
- Mm.
304
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,359
- Okay, bye, baby. We love you.
305
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,970
- Alright, we'll see you.
- See you later.
306
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,623
[both laugh]
307
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,366
- Oof, now I know
why you're always so happy
308
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:50,715
to see me.
309
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,152
[chuckles]
310
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,544
Okay.
311
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,897
- My mom said you should
to take me Catfish Cabin,
312
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,681
and I deserve it,
313
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,292
because I've been
getting good grades.
314
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:06,166
- PJ, we've been over this.
They don't serve breakfast.
315
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:10,039
- Well, we should just
drive over there and check.
316
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:14,565
And my mom said you shouldn't
smoke those things around me.
317
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:17,873
- PJ.
318
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,354
- Yes?
319
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,312
- I think it's time
for you to shut up.
320
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,531
- Okay.
321
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,579
[pop music]
322
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:32,757
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
323
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:39,721
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh♪
324
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:44,508
♪ If they left us alone now ♪
325
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:49,687
♪ Would we cry or would we
Feel the same as we do♪
326
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,430
♪ Na, na, na ♪
327
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:58,609
♪ Could you move me around now♪
328
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:03,963
♪ Could you find in your heart
the strength to be true ♪
329
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:08,010
♪ Na, na, na♪
330
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:12,014
♪ It seems to me, baby ♪
331
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:16,366
♪ You better
lead your life alone♪
332
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,066
♪ Oh, you better go ♪
333
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:25,245
♪ If they left us alone now♪
334
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,335
♪ So if we're alone now ♪
335
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,947
♪ If they left us alone now♪
336
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,603
♪ So if we're alone now
337
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,215
♪ If they left us alone now♪
338
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,740
♪ So if we're alone now ♪
339
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,179
♪ If they left us alone now♪
340
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,660
♪ So if we're alone now ♪
341
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:55,362
- [TV] Alabama Mobile's quest
for another undefeated season
342
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:56,885
will be challenged today
343
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:59,453
as the Seahawks travel
to Johnson City
344
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:02,847
to face the 9th ranked
Tennessee A&M Commonwealth.
345
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:05,067
Jeffery Baumhauer
has more live coverage
346
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:08,418
from Randy Hale Memorial Stadium
coming up soon.
347
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,638
- And for our top story
this morning,
348
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:13,032
authorities are tracking
a killer on the loose today...
349
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,164
- PJ, do you want a sandwich?
350
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,513
- ...of a funeral home employee.
351
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,950
Yesterday afternoon
outside of Grefe County.
352
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,213
- Hey, kiddo,
353
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,911
do you want a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich?
354
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,304
- ...from Vicki Culpepper.
355
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:27,307
Vicki, we gonna
need those umbrellas today?
356
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,570
- Thanks, Gordon,
but you won't need your umbrella
357
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,615
until tonight when we expect
some brief showers...
358
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,835
- Really holdin' out
for that Catfish Cabin?
359
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,317
- For the most part,
today is cool and sunny...
360
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,449
[sawing in apple]
361
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:44,976
- Meow. Meow. Meow.
362
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,761
Hello, Glamourpuss.
363
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,981
- [TV] Now, some areas
may appear cloudy and sunny
364
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,853
at the same time.
- Hello!
365
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:54,334
- [TV] As us meteorologists
like to say,
366
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,162
That's just the weather.
- PJ: Are you hungry?
367
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,425
- [TV] For all football fans,
today should make
368
00:17:58,468 --> 00:17:59,687
for the perfect third Saturday
in October experience.
369
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,645
- Want me to rub your chin?
370
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:05,432
- Hello, Alabamians...
371
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:08,043
- It's almost time for a meal.
372
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:15,094
Meow. Meow, meow, meow.
373
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,662
Glamourpuss.
374
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,105
[ominous music]
375
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,810
[birds chirping]
376
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:41,816
- Ah-ha! Oh! Yes!
377
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:44,384
Oh, my God, Betsy,
this is my lucky charm!
378
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:48,039
Oh, man.
It's our lucky day.
379
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,912
- What exactly
are you talkin' about, honey?
380
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:54,002
- This is the
fumblerooski helmet of '84.
381
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,178
Oh. [chuckles]
382
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,659
Oh, this is the helmet
McLintock was wearin'
383
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,878
when he scored
the winning touchdown.
384
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,880
- Sounds amazing.
385
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,754
- [screams]
386
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,452
[snap]
387
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,891
- Do you have to be
so overdramatic, Arthur?
388
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,764
You're such a baby!
389
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,681
- [cereal cracking]
- Jeez!
390
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,815
[screams]
391
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,774
- [object thumps]
- [Betsy thuds]
392
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:30,604
- [eerie music]
- [hearse engine starting]
393
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,004
♪♪
394
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:50,276
[engine humming]
395
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,076
[door thuds]
396
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,209
[wind howling]
397
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,220
[wind howling]
398
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,227
[gun cocks]
399
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:32,448
- Ain't no trespassin'
around here, boy.
400
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:35,538
Especially by some
mask-wearin' weirdo.
401
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:36,800
Hey!
402
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,628
Now, don't you
do nothing stupid, boy.
403
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,546
[gunshot]
404
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,289
[chuckles]
405
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,117
Well... [chuckles]
406
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,381
you got some big balls on you.
407
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:57,299
Well, I got some big uns, too,
408
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:01,782
and that's why they call me
Big Willie Nathan.
409
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,265
Now, I'm goin' up here
to do my chore.
410
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,573
Little kitty cats
ain't gonna feed their selves.
411
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,620
[slow dramatic music]
412
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:18,407
Now, when I turn back around,
413
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:21,280
I best see your ass
headin' down that road.
414
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,587
You and the hearse
you rode in on.
415
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,288
[chuckles]
416
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,030
- [laughs]
417
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,779
If you're lookin' to get
your brain scrambled here today,
418
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,607
boy, you are in luck.
419
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:48,611
Cause the skillet's on the stove
and the grease is already hot.
420
00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:51,135
Okay, buddy boy,
421
00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:54,269
you about to go
from the fryin' pan to the fire.
422
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:55,923
[gunshot]
423
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:58,360
[dramatic music continues]
424
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:01,972
What in tarnation?
425
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,975
Look here, son,
I tried to warn you.
426
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,325
Now, what you should have done
427
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,239
was acted like a gravy train
on biscuit wheels
428
00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:10,329
and rolled your ass
on out of here!
429
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,199
[gunshot]
430
00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,377
[gunshot]
431
00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:17,727
[gunshot]
432
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:21,905
[gun clicks]
433
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,695
Oh. Whoa, whoa, look. [pants]
434
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:29,913
Whoa, now! Whoa!
435
00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:31,915
[classic rock music]
436
00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:40,663
♪♪
437
00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:00,379
- [record skips]
- [music stops]
438
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:02,816
- Alright, PJ,
let's go to the video store.
439
00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:03,991
[grunts]
- Get it!
440
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:06,689
- Oowie!
- We're going to
the video store.
441
00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:09,257
♪ ...the eyes
at the back of my head ♪
442
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,390
♪ And I know it's not me♪
443
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:12,695
♪ I'm not the one ♪
444
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:16,482
♪ I'm not moving, moving
Moving me♪
445
00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:18,658
♪ And I'm not the one ♪
446
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:22,009
♪ I'm not the one moving me
447
00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,273
♪ ...slave moving
Some cheap... ♪
448
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:28,319
[ominous music]
449
00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:50,733
♪ Don't know where to run♪
450
00:23:50,777 --> 00:23:52,256
♪ Don't know where to run ♪
451
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,693
♪ Don't know where to run ♪
452
00:23:53,823 --> 00:23:55,216
♪ Don't know where to run ♪
453
00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:56,783
♪ Don't know where to go♪
454
00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:58,262
♪ Go, Johnny, go ♪
455
00:23:58,306 --> 00:23:59,786
♪ Go, Johnny, go♪
456
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,266
[car approaching]
457
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,445
[eerie music]
458
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,754
[brakes squeaking]
459
00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:18,805
[brakes squeaking]
460
00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:25,464
[hearse door opens]
461
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,858
[hearse door shuts]
462
00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:34,821
[upbeat ominous music]
463
00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:08,985
- Hey, y'all,
it's your old pal Hank.
464
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:11,248
Owner and operator
of Hank's Good Stuff.
465
00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:14,556
Lettin' you know about
our very special half-off sale
466
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,994
we're havin' today
durin' the Alabama Mobile
467
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:20,519
Tennessee A&M football game.
468
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:23,391
So, come on down
any time durin' the game
469
00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:25,045
where everything...
470
00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:26,481
Is half off.
- Is half off.
471
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,178
- [cheering]
472
00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:32,182
Hank's Good Stuff's located
5525, Highway 2 in Hackleburg.
473
00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:33,967
Right next door
to Bronco Burger.
474
00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:36,447
[knocking rapidly]
- Hello?
475
00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:40,408
Peter, George,
and Lester j-- Juric.
476
00:25:40,451 --> 00:25:44,107
- Peter!
Now, open this damn door.
477
00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:46,675
Oh, so, help me God.
- It's time for a-- a--
478
00:25:46,719 --> 00:25:49,678
Alaba-- Bama mo--
Mobile beatdown.
479
00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:51,419
- Peter. Peter. Pumpkin eater.
480
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:53,726
Open up this front door.
481
00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:55,336
- Y'all!
- Hello!
482
00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:57,294
- It's time for some football!
- I fucking hear you.
483
00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,253
- Open the door!
484
00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:01,995
- Yeah, yeah, dude,
I fuckin' hear you, man.
485
00:26:02,691 --> 00:26:05,302
I can fuckin' hear you.
You're bein' loud enough.
486
00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:07,130
- George, I can do this.
487
00:26:09,132 --> 00:26:10,133
Ow!
- Oh, what?
488
00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:11,613
- George.
- Jesus Christ, man.
489
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:12,614
- [grunts]
490
00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,050
- George, just--
- Fuckin' serious?
491
00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:15,965
- [grunts]
492
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,793
Damn, you fucking crippled?
493
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,055
- [grunts]
494
00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:21,667
- Watch the door!
495
00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,364
Man, what gives, you fuckwads?
496
00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:25,758
The game doesn't start
for like 30 minutes.
497
00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:26,759
- Now, Peter,
498
00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:29,239
is that any way
to talk to your friends?
499
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:31,851
Cussin' us out
for bein' 30 minutes early?
500
00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:33,722
- Fuck you, retard!
501
00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:34,984
Why don't you
get up out of that chair
502
00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,551
and fight me
if you don't fuckin' like it?
503
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,945
- Jesus Christ, P-- Peter.
504
00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:42,818
I just thought we'd d--
drop in a little early is all.
505
00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:44,254
Calm down.
506
00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:46,909
- O-- okay. I'm-- I'm calm.
507
00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:48,563
- [George sighs]
- I'm calm.
508
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:50,521
Hey, man, you know I was
just messin' with you, right?
509
00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:52,436
Come on, now. Huh? Come on.
510
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,569
- Yeah, we're cool. [grunts]
511
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,092
-C'mon man, let's go get high.
512
00:26:56,266 --> 00:26:57,528
- Yeah, alright.
513
00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:04,100
- Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
What about me?
514
00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:08,235
- Lester, what about you, huh?
515
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,367
What, you expect us
to carry your fat ass
516
00:27:10,411 --> 00:27:12,892
up and down these steps
all goddamn day and night?
517
00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,938
Think I'm gonna pull
a hernia over you, little guy?
518
00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:17,984
- Would you lighten up on him?
519
00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:19,463
- Dude, I'm--
I'm tryin' to toughen him up.
520
00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:20,595
He's a little bitch.
521
00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:24,164
- Say, Peter,
why you got a hearse out
522
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:25,861
at the end of your driveway?
523
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:29,822
- Say, Lester,
there's not a fuckin' hearse
524
00:27:29,865 --> 00:27:31,737
at the end of the driveway.
525
00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:33,652
- Peter, I know
what a hearse looks like.
526
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,914
It's as plain as day,
527
00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:37,307
out there
at the end of your driveway!
528
00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,440
- Yeah, well, I know
what a jackass looks like.
529
00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:41,921
Sittin' in a wheelchair,
yellin' at me from downstairs.
530
00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:43,357
Shut the fuck up!
531
00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:46,360
[indistinct chatter]
532
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,667
[car approaching]
533
00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:53,584
♪ I fill the hours
With the black of my head♪
534
00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:54,977
♪ I see through the eyes
at the back of my head ♪
535
00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:56,675
♪ And I know it's not me♪
536
00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,024
♪ I'm not the one
537
00:27:58,067 --> 00:28:01,941
♪ Who is moving
Moving, moving me♪
538
00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:04,857
♪ And I'm not the one ♪
539
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,816
♪ I'm not the one moving me♪
540
00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:11,254
- Hey, Holcomb.
- Hi, PJ.
541
00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:13,169
- Hey.
- Hey. What's up?
542
00:28:13,213 --> 00:28:16,259
You guys, um,
havin' a big movie marathon?
543
00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:18,740
- Yes, and PJ gets to rent
whatever she wants.
544
00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:19,959
- Really?
545
00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:21,743
- Yes, as long as
when you're watchin' it,
546
00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:23,919
I can go next door
and watch the game.
547
00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:25,573
- Whatever.
- [chuckles]
548
00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:28,619
- Okay, but are you sure
you wanna do that?
549
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:31,231
I mean George
and Sharon are back together.
550
00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:33,276
Don't you wanna avoid
that love triangle drama?
551
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,625
- They're not
getting back together.
552
00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:36,149
[chuckles]
- If you say so.
553
00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:38,368
Just don't be surprised
if Sharon tries to punch you out
554
00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:39,892
the next time she sees you.
555
00:28:39,935 --> 00:28:41,807
- What? So, my friends
are having a party next door
556
00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:44,592
and I can't go just cause
George has a crush on me?
557
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,420
- You like him, too.
558
00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:49,118
- No, I don't. George, really?
559
00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:50,816
- Yeah, George really.
560
00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:53,514
- Those eyebrows?[chuckling]
561
00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:55,777
Are you kidding me?
- Oh, yeah.
562
00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:56,822
- [Maggie chuckling]
563
00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:57,866
- I just don't wanna see you
564
00:28:57,910 --> 00:29:00,216
in another
messed up relationship.
565
00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:02,479
- I appreciate you're tryin'
to look out for me right now,
566
00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:04,525
but this is different.
567
00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:06,527
George is different.
568
00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:09,530
- Are these okay?
- Mm-hm.
569
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,795
- Hoosiers? Really?
570
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:16,276
- I like basketball.
- [chuckles]
571
00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:17,494
- So when are you clockin' out?
572
00:29:17,538 --> 00:29:19,192
- As soon as Cody's
slow ass gets here.
573
00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:20,584
He's already 15 minutes late.
574
00:29:20,628 --> 00:29:21,803
- Okay, we'll be outside.
575
00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:24,284
[tense music]
576
00:29:27,026 --> 00:29:29,680
- Can we please go
to Catfish Cabin?
577
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:31,639
- No, they're only open
for dinner.
578
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,560
- Why do I get the feeling
you're lying to me?
579
00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:43,782
- PJ, I would never lie to you.
580
00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:45,958
I'm the one person in your life
that you could always count on
581
00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:48,003
to be real with you,
no matter what.
582
00:29:48,047 --> 00:29:48,874
Okay?
583
00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:52,921
Whoo...
584
00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:56,707
[chuckles]
585
00:29:59,101 --> 00:30:01,234
- Man, I'm gonna
bag Holcomb tonight.
586
00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:04,324
- I thought you
were all over Angela.
587
00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:06,108
- Well, I'mma bag her, too!
588
00:30:06,282 --> 00:30:08,197
See, Holcomb's
spendin' the night with Maggie,
589
00:30:08,241 --> 00:30:10,460
so I'mma have to
get that in before halftime.
590
00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:11,897
Then I'll have
the rest of the night
591
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,072
with Angela.
592
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:14,638
- Man, I get playin'
the field and all,
593
00:30:14,682 --> 00:30:18,033
but that's some really
questionable decision-making.
594
00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:20,819
- What?
Are you fucking kidding me?
595
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:23,256
I'm being judged by the guy
who's tryin' to bag Maggie
596
00:30:23,299 --> 00:30:25,519
and Sharon at the same time.
597
00:30:25,736 --> 00:30:29,001
- That is highly inaccurate,
my f-- friend.
598
00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:30,698
I am a single man.
599
00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:32,047
- [Peter chuckles]
600
00:30:32,091 --> 00:30:34,484
Yeah. Yeah, you're s--single,
601
00:30:34,528 --> 00:30:36,399
cause your dick
is ready to wander.
602
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,880
Man, if Maggie wasn't
giving you the signs right now,
603
00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:40,403
you'd still be shopping
for engagement rings
604
00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:42,014
with Sharon, you little prick.
605
00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,146
- I'll check on my brother.
- "I'll check on my brother."
606
00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:45,931
Yeah, you need to check him
into a mental institute,
607
00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:47,758
that's where you need
to check him into.
608
00:30:48,455 --> 00:30:50,239
We all know he's
faking that shit anyway, man.
609
00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:51,762
[rap music in background]
610
00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,590
♪ Don't mess with the crew
Wanna challenge me ♪
611
00:30:53,634 --> 00:30:54,591
♪ Callin' out my brothers,
Yo, I see, how it's gonna be♪
612
00:30:54,635 --> 00:30:56,724
- S-- stupid, Peter!
613
00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:59,205
♪ Who's got the last laugh
I'm the witch of my craft ♪
614
00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:00,554
♪ There'll be no mistakin'♪
615
00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:02,469
♪ This hood'll be mine
For the takin' ♪
616
00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,863
♪♪
617
00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:07,735
♪ What the fuck is this♪
618
00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:10,346
♪ This hood'll be mine
For the takin' ♪
619
00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:13,088
♪ Yeah, you better be ready
To drop like a rock, fool♪
620
00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:15,743
♪ This hood'll be mine
For the takin' ♪
621
00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:18,267
♪ Ha, ha, ha
Better shoot your best♪
622
00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:20,922
♪ This hood'll be mine
For the takin' ♪
623
00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:25,492
♪ This hood'll be mine
For the takin'♪
624
00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:26,754
♪ Be mine for the takin' ♪
625
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,712
♪ Be mine for the takin'♪
626
00:31:28,843 --> 00:31:30,932
♪ This hood'll be mine
For the takin' ♪
627
00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:33,282
♪ The deed's been done
You better run ♪♪
628
00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:34,153
[Peter coughs]
629
00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:37,069
- Ladies.
- Hi.
630
00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:38,592
- Sharon. Hi.
631
00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:41,464
- Hi, there!
It's about time y'all showed up.
632
00:31:41,508 --> 00:31:43,597
- [chuckles]
- Hey, Sharon.
633
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,990
- Hi, Lester.
634
00:31:46,295 --> 00:31:48,950
- Oh, it's good to see y'all.
Ready to watch some football?
635
00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:49,908
- Yeah.
636
00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:52,388
- Well, hello, hello, ladies.
637
00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:53,999
- Fuck, fuck!
638
00:31:54,042 --> 00:31:55,783
- Welcome to my humble abod.
Who's ready for some football?
639
00:31:55,826 --> 00:31:57,654
- It's abode, jackass.
640
00:31:57,872 --> 00:32:00,222
- Sharon, you look so adorable.
Look at you. [kisses]
641
00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:02,094
Angela, have you ever
looked more beautiful?
642
00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:03,269
- Oh, stop it!
- [Peter kissing]
643
00:32:03,312 --> 00:32:04,748
- Hey! Why don't we get
that game going?
644
00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:06,489
- Oh, yeah, let's do it.
- We don't wanna miss kick-off.
645
00:32:06,881 --> 00:32:09,710
- [TV] This week's episode
of Northern Exposure--
646
00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:11,886
- We'll be back right after
this commercial break.
647
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,671
- For over 75 years,
the UAM CR...
648
00:32:14,715 --> 00:32:16,760
- We actually gonna watch
some football, Peter,
649
00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:19,415
or we're just gonna watch you
play on your nana's TV?
650
00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:20,677
- We will be watchin' football
651
00:32:20,721 --> 00:32:22,114
when I get it
on the right channel.
652
00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:23,898
- Is half off. [cheers]
- And it's my meemaw's TV.
653
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:24,986
- [TV] Band of diet special--
654
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:26,988
- There it is.
There we go. [grunts]
655
00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:29,251
The Commonwealth
is gonna whoop that ass, baby.
656
00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:30,513
[rapid knocking]
657
00:32:30,905 --> 00:32:32,907
[indistinct commentary]
658
00:32:34,735 --> 00:32:36,258
[sighs]
659
00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:37,999
- ...Just don't have
the patience right now.
660
00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:39,131
- What the fuck?
661
00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:41,524
- Uh...
662
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,178
- Man, who the fuck are you?
663
00:32:43,222 --> 00:32:45,833
- Oh, hi!
I'm Neil Pritchard.
664
00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:49,532
Uh, Lester Juric invited me
to come over and watch the game.
665
00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:51,795
- Yo, what the fuck, man?
666
00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:53,275
You invited
some stranger to my house?
667
00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:54,537
- That ain't no stranger.
668
00:32:54,581 --> 00:32:56,452
That's Neil,
I told you about him!
669
00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:57,976
That's my physical therapist.
670
00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,021
- Oh, yeah,
your physical therapist!
671
00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:03,677
I'm sorry, I forgot.
Yo, what's with the get-up, pal?
672
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,854
- I was under the impression
that this was a costume party.
673
00:33:06,897 --> 00:33:08,290
- [Peter chuckling]
674
00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:09,857
Nice goin', jackass.
You got this man all dressed up
675
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:11,032
and now you're makin'
a damn fool out of him.
676
00:33:11,076 --> 00:33:12,903
- Stop being such a jerk, Peter.
677
00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:15,341
- Yeah, l-- lighten up, Peter.
678
00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:17,952
- Yeah, lighten up.
- [blows whistle]
679
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,737
- What the fuck?
- That is a 15-yard penalty
680
00:33:20,781 --> 00:33:25,612
on Peter for being a real
ungrateful party host.
681
00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:28,919
- Oh, he told you.
How's them eardrums, Peter?
682
00:33:28,963 --> 00:33:30,138
- Yeah,
that's real fuckin' funny.
683
00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:31,226
- Welcome to the party, man.
- [chuckles]
684
00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:32,706
- Yeah,
don't be such a dick, Peter.
685
00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:35,448
- Yo, last time I checked,
referees wore pants.
686
00:33:36,188 --> 00:33:37,667
- I don't wear pants.
687
00:33:37,928 --> 00:33:40,409
- Ain't no football
without no drinks, Peter.
688
00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:42,759
Be a better host.
Get us some drinks.
689
00:33:43,195 --> 00:33:44,370
- Why don't you
roll your fuckin' fat ass
690
00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:46,285
in the kitchen
and get 'em yourself?
691
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:48,374
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
go easy.
692
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:50,550
- Thank you, Neil.
693
00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:51,768
- Oh, man. Oh!
694
00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:53,074
- Yeah. Here we go, here we go.
- Yeah, yep.
695
00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:57,861
- War, damn, Seahawk!
- War, damn, Seahawk!
696
00:33:58,427 --> 00:33:59,385
- Wonderful. Come on.
- [clapping]
697
00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:02,040
[overlapping conversation]
698
00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:07,654
- Oh, my God. Seriously, bro?
699
00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:09,699
- Hey, let's order a pizza
or something.
700
00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:12,311
- Hey. Hey, chill out.
The game's on, alright?
701
00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:14,269
- Sorry, but I'm hungry.
702
00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:16,010
- Not my problem.
703
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:19,405
- No, she's right.
Let's go order a pizza.
704
00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:22,538
- Okay.
- Mm-hm.
705
00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:25,976
- Pepperoni.
706
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:27,543
- Yep. Yep, yep.
- Yeah. Yeah, sure.
707
00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:28,762
- Thank you.
708
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:30,807
- [TV] ...highlighted here
by Cordell Billings
709
00:34:30,851 --> 00:34:32,287
out of Moulton, Alabama.
710
00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:34,333
- How many damn people
does it take to order a pizza?
711
00:34:34,855 --> 00:34:36,117
- [chuckling]
712
00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:38,163
[kissing]
713
00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:43,211
I've been
waiting on you to do that
714
00:34:43,255 --> 00:34:45,039
since you walked in the door.
715
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,432
- You know, [sighs]
716
00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:48,782
we should respect
my meemaw's kitchen and um,
717
00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,436
[sniffles] go upstairs.
718
00:34:51,698 --> 00:34:52,655
- [sighs]
719
00:34:52,699 --> 00:34:54,266
[kisses]
720
00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:57,921
Why don't you go
order the pizza, hmm?
721
00:34:57,965 --> 00:34:59,097
- Seriously?
722
00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:04,667
Oh, I'm gonna bag that ass.
723
00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:05,712
[grunts]
724
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:11,239
I'm O'Toole, baby.
I'm Peter fucking O'Toole.
725
00:35:11,283 --> 00:35:13,763
[screaming together]
726
00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:19,813
- Gross.
727
00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:26,820
- [screaming]
728
00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:30,476
- Why would he do that?
729
00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:32,695
- [screaming]
730
00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:37,352
- Whoa!
731
00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:38,223
Alright, PJ,
we're goin' next door
732
00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:39,485
to watch the game.
733
00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:41,791
- Can I come?
- No, it's a grown-up party.
734
00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:43,445
- Well, you're
just watching football.
735
00:35:43,489 --> 00:35:45,143
Any idiot can do that.
736
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,233
- [chuckles]
737
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:50,800
- Okay,
but you're not gonna have fun.
738
00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:53,107
- [chuckles]
739
00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:55,153
- Okay.
- Alright!
740
00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:57,155
- I'm going to a grown-up party!
741
00:35:58,504 --> 00:35:59,983
- Just stay in the pocket.
742
00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:01,898
- [V/O] As the game rages on,
743
00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:04,640
and with the sun
hanging low in the sky,
744
00:36:04,684 --> 00:36:08,340
Maggie, PJ, and Holcomb begin
their trek across the road
745
00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:09,950
to Peter's party house,
746
00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:12,996
unaware these will be
the final moments of innocence
747
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,216
they experience
in their short lives,
748
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,914
for as darkness falls
across Hackleburg,
749
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:21,527
so too does the long shadow
of Jack Harding.
750
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,529
- He is a golden god.
751
00:36:23,572 --> 00:36:25,270
- Shut the fuck up, Lester!
752
00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:28,751
- In all my years coachin'
University of Alabama Mobile,
753
00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:29,970
I'm asked from time to time,
754
00:36:30,013 --> 00:36:33,191
Coach, how do you handle
a tough loss?
755
00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:35,802
Well, for me, personally,
756
00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:39,240
I like to take a long walk
with my dog Frisco,
757
00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:41,895
scratch the belly
of my old cat Mr. Magic,
758
00:36:42,809 --> 00:36:44,767
but more and more
here in America,
759
00:36:44,811 --> 00:36:47,814
animals are bein' neglected,
goin' homeless,
760
00:36:47,857 --> 00:36:50,120
and wind up being euthanized.
761
00:36:50,164 --> 00:36:53,167
So, take some advice
from old Coach Redd, won't you?
762
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,475
Make sure you
have your cats and dogs spayed
763
00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:57,606
and neutered.
764
00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:58,912
If you won't do it for me...
765
00:37:00,435 --> 00:37:03,133
do it for my old friend
Mr. Magic here.
766
00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:04,918
Ain't that right, Magic? Huh?
767
00:37:04,961 --> 00:37:06,572
- It's a cat!
- [Coach Amos chuckling]
768
00:37:06,615 --> 00:37:07,834
- Now, you tell em,
Coach Redd.
769
00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:10,140
[electro-pop music]
770
00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:11,316
- [TV] Randy Hale
Memorial Stadium
771
00:37:11,359 --> 00:37:13,535
here in Johnson City, Tennessee.
772
00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:15,363
Our score
in the late first quarter
773
00:37:15,407 --> 00:37:19,062
is Alabama Mobile, 7,
Tennessee A&M, 7.
774
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,456
The hand-off goes off
to Riley Rambo
775
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,631
and he's gonna be stuffed
776
00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:24,764
around the 33-yard line
by number--
777
00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:27,767
- Hey, tryin' to watch
a game over here!
778
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,204
- Hey, if you could dance,
you'd be out here
779
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,553
strutting your stuff, too.
780
00:37:32,641 --> 00:37:36,036
- Alright, bucko, I've heard
about all I'm gonna hear
781
00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:37,298
outta you tonight.
782
00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:39,300
- The fuck you gonna
do about it, cripple?
783
00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:41,607
- Well, try this on for size,
O'Toole.
784
00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:44,958
[grunts]
785
00:37:45,132 --> 00:37:46,176
- [knife swishing]
- [grunts]
786
00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:48,614
- [yells]
- [speaks indistinctly]
787
00:37:48,657 --> 00:37:50,703
- No, no! No!
That's my knife!
788
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,183
- You pulled a fuckin' knife
on me, Lester?
789
00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:56,012
I expect more of you, Lester.
Fucker.
790
00:37:57,492 --> 00:38:00,060
Now, you gotta pay.
- Uh, no, get away!
791
00:38:00,103 --> 00:38:01,017
- Where's your
fuckin' knife now.
792
00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:02,149
- Peter, you asshole.
793
00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:05,195
- [screams]
Get off me. Oh!
794
00:38:05,413 --> 00:38:07,372
- What? He tried to pull
a fuckin' knife on me.
795
00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:08,634
- [sobbing]
796
00:38:08,677 --> 00:38:10,505
- He's lucky
I didn't mess him up royally.
797
00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,159
You know what?
798
00:38:12,507 --> 00:38:15,118
You'll get this back
with good behavior, you asshat.
799
00:38:15,162 --> 00:38:16,729
- You guys, dammit.
800
00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:21,299
Why can't you-- j-- just--
just try and have a good time?
801
00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:22,822
- We are havin' a good time.
802
00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:24,606
- [sobbing]
- Keep your cool, buddy.
803
00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:26,129
- [takes a deep breath]
804
00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:29,916
- That's right.
You can walk on clouds.
805
00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:32,440
- Yeah.
- Nice, soft, fluffy clouds.
806
00:38:32,484 --> 00:38:33,311
- Okay.
807
00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:39,534
- Yeah. Alright.
You're alright. Good.
808
00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:42,015
- [takes deep breaths]
809
00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:48,935
- Hey.
810
00:38:49,501 --> 00:38:50,502
- Yeah.
811
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:56,116
- Peter thinks he can get you
and Holcomb tonight.
812
00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:58,553
The b-- both of y'all.
813
00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:01,034
- What the fuck?
814
00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:03,689
Who does he think we are?
815
00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:09,390
- Hey there, little lady.
Where'd you come from?
816
00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:11,871
- Well,
sometimes I'm over there,
817
00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:13,873
sometimes I'm over here,
818
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:16,223
and sometimes I'm up there.
819
00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:19,182
- Alright, then,
usually I'm just right here
820
00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:20,358
in this here chair.
821
00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:21,881
- Well, you look lonely.
822
00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:24,492
I can teach you how to dance
and you can dance with me.
823
00:39:26,015 --> 00:39:27,234
- Yeah, okay.
824
00:39:27,669 --> 00:39:30,542
- [commentary on TV]
- [dance music]
825
00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:37,113
♪♪
826
00:39:46,949 --> 00:39:49,082
[crowd cheering]
827
00:39:51,258 --> 00:39:52,390
- [sighs]
828
00:39:56,176 --> 00:39:57,264
Hey. [chuckles]
829
00:39:57,307 --> 00:39:58,918
You got room for one more?
- Sure do.
830
00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:00,354
[both chuckle]
831
00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:03,662
- Hey, what's the ETA
on that pizza?
832
00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:04,924
- Hey, Sharon,
here's a radical thought.
833
00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:06,491
If you want a pizza,
just order it yourself.
834
00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:09,189
[distant music thumping]
835
00:40:16,892 --> 00:40:19,417
[buttons clicking]
836
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,467
- Village Pizza.
How can I help you?
837
00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:28,643
- Hi, I'd like to place
an order for delivery.
838
00:40:29,339 --> 00:40:30,863
- Can you tell me the address?
839
00:40:30,906 --> 00:40:33,343
- Um, yeah, hold on.
840
00:40:39,393 --> 00:40:42,091
450, Red Bank Road.
841
00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:44,093
- We don't deliver
outside the city limits.
842
00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:46,792
- Oh, I understand.
I can come pick it up.
843
00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:48,881
- Okay. What do you want?
844
00:40:48,924 --> 00:40:50,535
- Um, I would just like
a pepperoni pizza
845
00:40:50,578 --> 00:40:51,797
and some bread sticks.
846
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,276
- Uh, we're out of pepperoni
847
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,409
due to the statewide
pepperoni shortage.
848
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:56,279
- [sighs]
849
00:40:56,323 --> 00:40:58,673
Um, cheese is fine.
850
00:41:00,196 --> 00:41:01,763
- Name for the order?
851
00:41:02,242 --> 00:41:03,373
- Sharon.
852
00:41:03,896 --> 00:41:05,506
- Can you spell it?
853
00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:08,204
- S-H-A-R-O-N.
854
00:41:08,422 --> 00:41:11,077
- Okay,
give us 10 to 45 minutes.
855
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,513
- Okay, great, thanks.
856
00:41:13,819 --> 00:41:15,211
For nothing.
857
00:41:18,606 --> 00:41:21,391
[both chuckle]
858
00:41:22,088 --> 00:41:23,176
- No.
859
00:41:23,437 --> 00:41:25,657
- Okay, so check this out.
860
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:28,050
You are not gonna believe this.
- What?
861
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:31,880
- George told me that Peter
is gonna try to hook up
862
00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:33,795
with both of us tonight.
863
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:36,494
- Are you kidding me? Ugh!
864
00:41:36,711 --> 00:41:38,060
- Uh, I literally
made out with him.
865
00:41:38,104 --> 00:41:39,975
- No.
- Whatever.
866
00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:41,324
[both sigh]
867
00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:42,848
I've got a plan.
868
00:41:43,326 --> 00:41:45,807
- Well, in that case,
let's hear it.
869
00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:49,419
[indistinct commentary on TV]
870
00:41:49,463 --> 00:41:51,204
♪ Let's party ♪
871
00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:54,512
♪ Let's party
872
00:41:55,687 --> 00:41:57,340
♪ Let's party ♪
873
00:41:58,907 --> 00:42:00,648
♪ Let's party
874
00:42:02,171 --> 00:42:03,695
♪ Let's party ♪
875
00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:07,002
♪ Let's party
876
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,005
♪ Let's party ♪
877
00:42:10,049 --> 00:42:11,703
- You ladies wanna do
some more dancing?
878
00:42:11,746 --> 00:42:13,139
- Uh, we were actually
hoping that you should
879
00:42:13,182 --> 00:42:16,446
show us
some dance moves... upstairs.
880
00:42:17,796 --> 00:42:19,406
- Yes, absolutely. Let's go.
881
00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:20,450
- [chuckles]
882
00:42:24,716 --> 00:42:25,847
- Meow.
883
00:42:27,153 --> 00:42:28,371
Meow.
884
00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:30,156
Hey, Maggie?
885
00:42:32,506 --> 00:42:34,726
- Hey, kiddo.
Grown-up party got too boring?
886
00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:37,859
- Actually,
I'm looking for Glamourpuss.
887
00:42:37,903 --> 00:42:39,339
- Right, I'm sure. Okay.
888
00:42:39,382 --> 00:42:41,863
Well, uh, be safe
and uh, be clean.
889
00:42:41,907 --> 00:42:46,085
- Bye, Maggie.
- Okay, have fun with the dust.
890
00:42:46,955 --> 00:42:48,478
[PJ meowing]
891
00:42:48,522 --> 00:42:49,784
- What is she doing back there?
892
00:42:49,828 --> 00:42:52,047
- Well, just playin' in dirt.
I don't know.
893
00:42:52,091 --> 00:42:53,135
- Kids.
894
00:42:53,309 --> 00:42:55,007
- [grunts]
895
00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:57,400
- We're so glad
you're into this, Peter.
896
00:42:57,444 --> 00:42:58,619
- Oh, yes.
- [chuckles]
897
00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:00,447
- Yeah, we're so lucky.
898
00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:01,840
- Yeah, you really are.
899
00:43:01,883 --> 00:43:03,189
[both chuckle]
900
00:43:03,232 --> 00:43:04,799
- I mean we've been
thinking about it forever.
901
00:43:04,843 --> 00:43:06,192
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
902
00:43:06,235 --> 00:43:09,412
About... each other...
903
00:43:10,544 --> 00:43:11,850
and you.
904
00:43:11,893 --> 00:43:13,242
- Mm-hm.
- Mm-hm.
905
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,597
- But you have to let us
have our way with you.
906
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,294
- Oh, that's not a problem.
Go for it, okay.
907
00:43:21,337 --> 00:43:23,165
[chuckle together]
908
00:43:23,513 --> 00:43:25,428
[soft guitar music]
909
00:43:25,472 --> 00:43:26,952
What are y'all doing?
910
00:43:30,956 --> 00:43:32,174
Um...
911
00:43:35,134 --> 00:43:37,266
♪♪
912
00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:42,663
Okay. Um...
913
00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:45,535
Uh-- uh, yeah,
alright, just put--
914
00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:46,754
Put that right up there.
915
00:43:48,408 --> 00:43:50,192
God, you are like makin'
all of my fantasies
916
00:43:50,236 --> 00:43:51,890
come true right now.
917
00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:53,500
And you have no idea.
918
00:43:53,543 --> 00:43:57,330
Shouldn't I be tyin' y'all up,
instead of you tyin' me up,
919
00:43:57,373 --> 00:43:58,723
cause, I just-- Oh.
920
00:43:58,766 --> 00:44:00,463
- No, we wanna do it this way.
921
00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:02,204
- Oh, okay.
922
00:44:02,248 --> 00:44:04,424
- We wanna show you our titties.
923
00:44:04,598 --> 00:44:06,513
- Alright, well...
- Hmm.
924
00:44:06,556 --> 00:44:08,602
Whose do you wanna see first?
925
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,996
- Um, doesn't
really matter to me.
926
00:44:11,039 --> 00:44:12,867
How about both
at the same time?
927
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:14,564
- Hmm.
928
00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:19,047
What if we get
someone else to join in?
929
00:44:19,091 --> 00:44:21,746
- Would you want Maggie
or Sharon?
930
00:44:21,789 --> 00:44:23,095
- If you asked me 10 times,
931
00:44:23,138 --> 00:44:24,662
I would say Maggie's name
every fuckin' time.
932
00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:26,011
Like do you really think
I wanna see Sharon's titties?
933
00:44:26,054 --> 00:44:27,708
Come on. Maggie.
934
00:44:27,752 --> 00:44:30,580
- We'll be right back.
- Okay. Um...
935
00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:37,762
Alright, I'll just wait here.
936
00:44:38,806 --> 00:44:41,896
[takes a deep breath]
937
00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:44,682
[chuckles] Yes.
938
00:44:46,335 --> 00:44:48,816
Oh, my God, I'm about to
fuck three of the most
939
00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:52,211
bodacious bitches
in Hackleburg history.
940
00:44:52,254 --> 00:44:54,082
[sighs]
941
00:44:54,517 --> 00:44:55,910
I deserve this.
942
00:44:57,869 --> 00:45:00,828
And you certainly deserve this.
Yeah.
943
00:45:01,002 --> 00:45:02,264
[exhales]
944
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,527
[makes beat sounds]
945
00:45:05,093 --> 00:45:06,878
[sighs]
946
00:45:06,921 --> 00:45:09,010
Oh, welcome back. [chuckles]
947
00:45:09,054 --> 00:45:11,012
- They're on their way.
- Okay.
948
00:45:11,926 --> 00:45:13,928
- Holcomb's trying
to talk Maggie into it.
949
00:45:13,972 --> 00:45:14,842
- Okay.
950
00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:16,931
- Until then...
951
00:45:18,628 --> 00:45:22,589
Ooh, we should take it all off.
952
00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:24,373
- I like the sound of that.
That's fine with me.
953
00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:27,115
- Mm-hm.
- [muffled speech]
954
00:45:28,073 --> 00:45:30,075
- It'll be better
if nobody can hear you scream.
955
00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:31,990
- [muffled speech]
956
00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:36,211
- Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
957
00:45:36,255 --> 00:45:37,778
- [muffled speech]
958
00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:40,128
- A little birdie told me
you wanted to see some titties.
959
00:45:40,172 --> 00:45:43,262
- We brought you
the biggest ones in Alabama.
960
00:45:43,305 --> 00:45:45,568
- [muffled speech]
961
00:45:45,612 --> 00:45:47,657
- Take it in. Take it in.
962
00:45:47,701 --> 00:45:50,312
Isn't this what you wanted, huh?
963
00:45:50,835 --> 00:45:53,185
Isn't this what you wanted?
- [muffled speech]
964
00:45:53,228 --> 00:45:55,317
- Oh, look at that.
- Fuck you, man!
965
00:45:55,361 --> 00:45:56,449
- One of these days,
966
00:45:56,492 --> 00:45:58,103
whenever I get up
out of this chair,
967
00:45:58,146 --> 00:46:01,062
I'mma plop 'em right on top
of that red head of yours.
968
00:46:01,106 --> 00:46:02,847
- What?
They're bigger than mine.
969
00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:05,327
- [muffled speech]
- Fuck you, Peter.
970
00:46:05,806 --> 00:46:07,242
- Enjoy your alone time.
971
00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:09,897
- [muffled speech]
- Bye.
972
00:46:09,941 --> 00:46:11,812
- [muffled speech]
Fuck you, man!
973
00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:13,640
Fucking piece of shit.
974
00:46:13,683 --> 00:46:15,511
[grunts]
975
00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:19,951
[grunts, pants]
976
00:46:21,387 --> 00:46:24,303
[muffled speech]
977
00:46:25,695 --> 00:46:28,698
[ominous music]
978
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,192
[grunts]
979
00:46:45,759 --> 00:46:47,935
[muffled speech]
980
00:46:51,765 --> 00:46:53,811
[muffled speech]
What the fuck are you doing,
man?
981
00:46:58,380 --> 00:47:00,730
[rapid breathing]
982
00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:04,865
[muffled speech]
983
00:47:14,527 --> 00:47:16,050
- [sinister laughs]
984
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,184
- [muffled speech]
985
00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:22,665
[muffled screams]
986
00:47:29,585 --> 00:47:30,978
[muffled screams]
987
00:47:33,502 --> 00:47:35,504
[muffled screams]
988
00:47:38,159 --> 00:47:40,858
- [cheer]
- [whistle blows]
989
00:47:41,162 --> 00:47:43,338
- War, damn, Seahawk!
990
00:47:43,382 --> 00:47:45,079
- How did they
leave him wide open?
991
00:47:45,123 --> 00:47:47,212
- Must be painful
being an A&M fan.
992
00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:48,213
[Lester laughing]
993
00:47:48,256 --> 00:47:49,692
- Uh, you tell her, Neil.
994
00:47:49,997 --> 00:47:51,912
- Oh, man, hell of
a series by Barker there.
995
00:47:51,956 --> 00:47:54,088
- Pouncin' on 'em
like kittens on a string.
996
00:47:54,132 --> 00:47:56,438
- [Lester laughing]
- Yeah, yeah.
997
00:47:57,048 --> 00:47:59,050
I don't know who would
want to be a Commonwealth fan.
998
00:47:59,093 --> 00:48:00,355
- Wanna go upstairs?
999
00:48:00,703 --> 00:48:02,792
- [commentary on TV]
- Yeah. Okay.
1000
00:48:02,836 --> 00:48:04,229
- Okay?
- Yeah.
1001
00:48:13,412 --> 00:48:14,674
Who's that?
1002
00:48:15,196 --> 00:48:17,677
- What do you mean who's that?
- Why is there an old man here?
1003
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:20,201
- [chuckle together]
- Oh, man, what a game!
1004
00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:22,595
- [whispers] Why is he
dressed like a referee?
1005
00:48:22,638 --> 00:48:23,552
- [whispers]
I don't know.
1006
00:48:23,596 --> 00:48:25,163
[chuckle together]
1007
00:48:25,511 --> 00:48:26,904
Okay, I'm going to the bathroom.
1008
00:48:26,947 --> 00:48:28,557
[commentary on TV]
1009
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:37,784
[indistinct whispering]
1010
00:48:40,961 --> 00:48:42,397
- Hey, where you going?
1011
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,443
- To pick up my pizza.
1012
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,272
- God, it's just pizza.
1013
00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:50,536
Hey, you're getting breadsticks?
1014
00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:52,581
[door slams]
1015
00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:58,848
[ominous music]
1016
00:48:58,892 --> 00:49:00,676
- [chuckles]
1017
00:49:01,155 --> 00:49:03,853
Stop it. No.
1018
00:49:03,897 --> 00:49:05,159
[speaks indistinctly]
1019
00:49:05,203 --> 00:49:06,769
- Alright, well...
1020
00:49:07,596 --> 00:49:09,511
let's just t--talk.
1021
00:49:10,817 --> 00:49:12,427
- Just talk.
- Mm-hm.
1022
00:49:13,298 --> 00:49:14,952
- Alright, just talk.
- Yeah.
1023
00:49:17,215 --> 00:49:18,912
- Sharon and I are done.
1024
00:49:19,347 --> 00:49:22,307
- You know, we should
say anything to her or...
1025
00:49:23,351 --> 00:49:27,529
- I mean, she knows
that we're-- we're over.
1026
00:49:27,877 --> 00:49:31,838
- Maybe I should.
I've known her my whole life.
1027
00:49:31,881 --> 00:49:32,926
- Yeah.
1028
00:49:33,187 --> 00:49:34,972
- Never not told her anything.
1029
00:49:36,538 --> 00:49:38,758
- Fair, yeah.
So, you wanna...
1030
00:49:40,412 --> 00:49:42,240
t-- t--
take our time with it?
1031
00:49:43,502 --> 00:49:45,983
- If that's okay.
- Yeah.
1032
00:49:46,026 --> 00:49:47,288
- Okay. [chuckles]
1033
00:49:47,593 --> 00:49:50,378
- I r-- I really like you.
1034
00:49:51,423 --> 00:49:52,424
- I like you, too.
1035
00:49:52,467 --> 00:49:53,903
[both chuckle]
1036
00:49:54,078 --> 00:49:56,558
Thank you for understanding.
- Of course.
1037
00:49:58,604 --> 00:50:00,214
[door unlocks]
1038
00:50:03,739 --> 00:50:06,307
[ominous music]
1039
00:50:09,963 --> 00:50:12,009
[shears snipping]
1040
00:50:15,447 --> 00:50:17,927
- [panting]
1041
00:50:20,234 --> 00:50:22,236
[screaming]
1042
00:50:26,414 --> 00:50:28,634
[sobbing]
1043
00:50:30,766 --> 00:50:32,899
[shears snipping]
1044
00:50:36,685 --> 00:50:37,773
[sobbing]
1045
00:50:37,817 --> 00:50:39,993
- [snip]
- [muffled screaming]
1046
00:50:41,168 --> 00:50:43,214
- [bones cracking]
- [blood squirting]
1047
00:50:43,649 --> 00:50:45,216
[sobbing]
1048
00:50:48,523 --> 00:50:50,395
[muffled] What the fuck, man!
1049
00:50:50,438 --> 00:50:51,657
[button clicks]
1050
00:50:51,787 --> 00:50:53,833
[Peter crying]
1051
00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:57,141
[country music]
1052
00:50:58,142 --> 00:51:00,405
♪ It's not for me
It's for Anna♪
1053
00:51:00,448 --> 00:51:01,710
- [sinister laughing]
1054
00:51:01,754 --> 00:51:04,713
♪ And I'm sorry, what a pity♪
1055
00:51:04,757 --> 00:51:07,064
♪ There's nothing left
For you and me♪
1056
00:51:07,107 --> 00:51:11,242
♪ Yes, I'm sorry, what a pity♪
1057
00:51:11,285 --> 00:51:15,202
♪ Come back tomorrow
I'll see you next week♪
1058
00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:19,380
- [sinister laughing]
1059
00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:22,383
♪ And whatever you say♪
1060
00:51:22,427 --> 00:51:25,038
♪ No, I won't change my ways♪
1061
00:51:25,430 --> 00:51:30,783
♪ You know I don't
feel guilty anyway♪
1062
00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:33,786
- That's a silly picture.
1063
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,659
- [chuckle] Yeah.
1064
00:51:41,446 --> 00:51:42,621
- Maybe you
should head downstairs
1065
00:51:42,664 --> 00:51:45,624
before anyone gets suspicious.
1066
00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:47,843
I'll hang out here.
1067
00:51:49,149 --> 00:51:50,977
- Probably a good idea.
- Yeah.
1068
00:51:53,284 --> 00:51:54,720
[chuckles]
1069
00:51:55,242 --> 00:51:56,983
- Boop.
- [chuckles]
1070
00:51:57,244 --> 00:51:58,463
[rock music]
1071
00:52:00,334 --> 00:52:02,162
- [TV] And as we
reach halftime...
1072
00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:04,425
- Hey, you were in the bathroom
for a really long time.
1073
00:52:04,469 --> 00:52:06,427
Are you okay?
- [chuckles]
1074
00:52:06,471 --> 00:52:08,516
Yeah, gross. Be a lady.
1075
00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:10,518
- Well, it's halftime,
1076
00:52:10,562 --> 00:52:13,086
so can we please go
to Catfish Cabin?
1077
00:52:13,826 --> 00:52:16,089
- Oh, wow,
let me think about that.
1078
00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:19,005
- Please.
- Mm, mm, yes.
1079
00:52:19,048 --> 00:52:20,398
- [chuckles]
- Really?
1080
00:52:20,441 --> 00:52:21,486
- Yes. I said yes.
- Do you wanna come?
1081
00:52:21,529 --> 00:52:23,401
- I'm game.
- Yeah!
1082
00:52:23,444 --> 00:52:25,707
- Okay. Ooh-wooh, Catfish Cabin!
1083
00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:27,492
- Catfish Cabin.
- Wooh!
1084
00:52:28,493 --> 00:52:31,757
- Hey, ladies,
y'all be safe, okay?
1085
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,063
And be sure to hurry back
for the third quarter.
1086
00:52:34,107 --> 00:52:36,501
That's when the game
gets real fun.
1087
00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:53,518
- Hey.
1088
00:52:53,866 --> 00:52:56,564
Peter, they still
got you tied up in there?
1089
00:52:57,261 --> 00:52:58,175
Peter?
1090
00:52:59,567 --> 00:53:02,962
I just feel like you had it
c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c--
1091
00:53:03,092 --> 00:53:04,703
[dramatic music]
1092
00:53:04,746 --> 00:53:07,706
C-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c--
c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c--
1093
00:53:07,749 --> 00:53:10,056
C-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c--
1094
00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:14,147
c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c-- c--
1095
00:53:14,843 --> 00:53:16,976
- [snips]
- [gurgling]
1096
00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:25,419
[blood spurting]
1097
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:27,856
[blood spraying]
1098
00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:31,338
- Oh!
1099
00:53:32,252 --> 00:53:34,602
[muffled] Fuck, man!
What the fuck!
1100
00:53:35,124 --> 00:53:36,517
- [TV] Hackleburgians,
1101
00:53:36,561 --> 00:53:38,432
we invite you to come try
the new Catfish Cabin.
1102
00:53:38,476 --> 00:53:39,999
It's great.
1103
00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:41,218
If you don't believe us,
listen to these folks tell you
1104
00:53:41,261 --> 00:53:43,481
why we're catfishtastic.
1105
00:53:43,655 --> 00:53:46,745
- I can't wait to have my
birthday at Catfish Cabin.
1106
00:53:47,136 --> 00:53:49,269
- Catfish Cabin
is the best place in town
1107
00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:50,836
to bring your entire family.
1108
00:53:50,879 --> 00:53:52,664
Everyone should come
and eat here.
1109
00:53:53,447 --> 00:53:56,145
- Oh, we love Catfish Cabin!
- Oh, we love Catfish Cabin!
1110
00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:58,539
- This is our
favorite restaurant.
- This is our favorite diner.
1111
00:53:58,713 --> 00:54:00,976
- I like their
lemon meringue pie.
1112
00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:02,456
- I like their nanner pudding.
1113
00:54:03,588 --> 00:54:05,590
- We both love desserts.
- We both love desserts.
1114
00:54:05,807 --> 00:54:08,245
- They have the best
catfish in the country.
1115
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:10,377
- And they have
great corndogs, too.
1116
00:54:10,421 --> 00:54:12,640
- We come here every Saturday
to watch some football games.
1117
00:54:12,684 --> 00:54:13,815
Go, Seahawks!
1118
00:54:14,207 --> 00:54:15,600
- Go, Catfish Cabin.
- Go, Catfish Cabin.
1119
00:54:15,774 --> 00:54:17,123
[cheer together]
1120
00:54:17,776 --> 00:54:20,300
- We love Catfish Cabin!
- We love Catfish Cabin!
1121
00:54:20,996 --> 00:54:22,824
- We want you to come!
- We want you to come!
1122
00:54:23,695 --> 00:54:25,262
- Bring your grandma.
1123
00:54:25,305 --> 00:54:26,872
- [TV] Come try our hush puppies
and nanner puddin',
1124
00:54:26,915 --> 00:54:28,308
located off Highway 17
in Hackleburg,
1125
00:54:28,352 --> 00:54:29,657
next to Lone Pine Mall.
1126
00:54:29,701 --> 00:54:30,832
Now at locations in
Hartselle and Sulligent.
1127
00:54:31,093 --> 00:54:32,965
[distant country music]
1128
00:54:34,445 --> 00:54:36,534
- [indistinct chatter]
- [door bell jingling]
1129
00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:38,666
- Thank you.
- Thank you, sir.
1130
00:54:38,884 --> 00:54:40,799
- Hey, y'all let me know
if you need anything else, okay?
1131
00:54:41,103 --> 00:54:42,801
[country music]
1132
00:54:42,931 --> 00:54:46,108
♪ 59 miles to Jacksonville♪
1133
00:54:46,152 --> 00:54:49,286
♪ Riding together
Between the lines♪
1134
00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:52,376
♪ You and me on I-95 ♪
1135
00:54:52,419 --> 00:54:57,119
♪ 59 miles to Jacksonville♪
1136
00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,687
- So, how did
things go earlier?
1137
00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:01,559
- Oh, it was pretty awkward.
1138
00:55:03,038 --> 00:55:04,605
I wouldn't even kiss him.
1139
00:55:04,997 --> 00:55:07,216
- You didn't kiss him?
- No!
1140
00:55:08,043 --> 00:55:09,915
- Why do I
feel like you're lying?
1141
00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:12,134
- I swear to God I'm not lying.
1142
00:55:12,178 --> 00:55:13,875
I feel like I just need to get
1143
00:55:13,919 --> 00:55:15,660
Sharon's permission first,
or something.
1144
00:55:15,703 --> 00:55:17,662
She's my friend.
- Her permission?
1145
00:55:18,663 --> 00:55:21,709
♪ Raindrops began
to cover our windshield♪
1146
00:55:21,753 --> 00:55:24,016
♪ From a misty morning sky ♪
1147
00:55:24,059 --> 00:55:26,584
- You know, you guys
are my best friends.
1148
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:28,542
- Aw!
- Aw!
1149
00:55:28,586 --> 00:55:29,804
- I mean it.
1150
00:55:29,848 --> 00:55:31,632
Today's been
one of the best days of my life.
1151
00:55:31,676 --> 00:55:33,504
- Really?
- Yeah.
1152
00:55:33,765 --> 00:55:35,680
Maybe we can do this
again next week.
1153
00:55:37,595 --> 00:55:40,380
- Mm, maybe.
1154
00:55:42,121 --> 00:55:43,601
- [grunts]
- [chuckles]
1155
00:55:44,036 --> 00:55:45,690
- [TV] And we're back, folks,
1156
00:55:45,733 --> 00:55:48,736
with 9 minutes and 32 seconds
remaining in the third quarter.
1157
00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:51,609
Tobe, Tennessee A&M
is very much in this ball game.
1158
00:55:51,652 --> 00:55:53,741
What do they need
to finish strong?
1159
00:55:53,785 --> 00:55:55,917
- I think I should go
check on Peter.
1160
00:55:56,701 --> 00:55:58,180
- What for?
1161
00:55:58,224 --> 00:56:00,705
I'm sure he's already got
George up there untyin' him.
1162
00:56:01,445 --> 00:56:02,707
- Hmm.
1163
00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:04,665
[indistinct commentary on TV]
1164
00:56:05,274 --> 00:56:07,451
[footsteps approach]
1165
00:56:10,584 --> 00:56:13,587
[ominous music]
1166
00:56:23,118 --> 00:56:24,163
[knocking]
1167
00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:29,429
Peter, it's Angela.
1168
00:56:33,477 --> 00:56:35,392
Come on,
I'm gonna try to apologize.
1169
00:56:37,481 --> 00:56:38,960
[chuckles]
1170
00:56:39,744 --> 00:56:42,790
God, you're such a dick.
Okay, fine! Fine!
1171
00:56:43,225 --> 00:56:44,270
[grunts]
1172
00:56:44,313 --> 00:56:45,967
You can see my titties.
1173
00:56:47,578 --> 00:56:48,840
- [muffled speech] Angela?
1174
00:56:49,014 --> 00:56:49,797
[door creaks]
1175
00:56:49,841 --> 00:56:51,146
[muffled speech] Angela!
1176
00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:52,974
[muffled speech]
1177
00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:55,977
- What? Oh, my God.
- Angela, right behind you!
1178
00:56:57,675 --> 00:57:00,591
- [Angela screaming]
1179
00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:03,768
[blows whistle]
1180
00:57:04,812 --> 00:57:07,598
- That's a 15-yard penalty
on Angela
1181
00:57:07,728 --> 00:57:10,818
for stayin' in
an abusive relationship.
1182
00:57:13,647 --> 00:57:14,735
- You know, we're lucky.
1183
00:57:15,475 --> 00:57:18,913
It's the seventh year in a row
since the last murder spree.
1184
00:57:19,174 --> 00:57:21,263
- I wouldn't call us lucky.
1185
00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:24,353
It had nothin' to do with us.
We were like 15 the last time.
1186
00:57:24,658 --> 00:57:26,312
- The last time what?
1187
00:57:26,486 --> 00:57:29,054
- The last time Jack Harding
went on a murder spree.
1188
00:57:29,794 --> 00:57:31,012
- It's true.
1189
00:57:31,056 --> 00:57:32,536
He's the boogeyman
of Hackleburg.
1190
00:57:33,232 --> 00:57:35,190
He's killed at least 50 people.
1191
00:57:35,234 --> 00:57:37,454
And he only comes out
on the third Saturday
1192
00:57:37,497 --> 00:57:38,455
in October.
1193
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,631
You know, that's today, right?
1194
00:57:40,761 --> 00:57:42,763
- What does he do
the rest of the time?
1195
00:57:43,198 --> 00:57:45,287
- [TV] Alright,
here's Fanning under center.
1196
00:57:45,331 --> 00:57:47,028
Takes a snap and drops back.
1197
00:57:47,072 --> 00:57:48,290
- Oh, fuck!
- [TV] He's looking to go deep.
1198
00:57:48,334 --> 00:57:49,683
- Oh, no!
- [TV] He has a man open.
1199
00:57:49,727 --> 00:57:51,293
- No! No, no, no, no!
- [TV] He's got 'em!
1200
00:57:51,424 --> 00:57:54,514
What a catch!
- Son-of-a-bitch!
1201
00:57:54,558 --> 00:57:56,908
- [toy squeaks]
- [grunts]
1202
00:57:56,951 --> 00:57:58,562
- [TV] We need to see
the replay for this one.
1203
00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:02,435
- No, thank you,
I do not want to see the replay.
1204
00:58:02,783 --> 00:58:03,958
We're good.
1205
00:58:04,524 --> 00:58:06,047
- [exhales]
- [door thuds]
1206
00:58:06,091 --> 00:58:07,005
- Hey, guys.
1207
00:58:07,179 --> 00:58:08,789
- Oh hey, Sharon.
1208
00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:11,836
- [TV] Look at this
nice tight spiral.
1209
00:58:12,097 --> 00:58:14,273
Fanning takes the snap
and he fumbles it!
1210
00:58:14,316 --> 00:58:15,883
- This pizza's ice cold.
1211
00:58:15,927 --> 00:58:17,276
It was cold
by the time I picked it up,
1212
00:58:17,319 --> 00:58:19,191
and now it might
as well be frozen.
1213
00:58:20,061 --> 00:58:22,716
- Well hell,
just go heat it up in the oven.
1214
00:58:22,847 --> 00:58:24,544
I'm sure Peter won't mind.
1215
00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:26,851
And if he does, he can suck it.
1216
00:58:28,156 --> 00:58:30,507
- Good idea, Lester.
You think of everything.
1217
00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:33,945
[indistinct commentary on TV]
1218
00:58:36,338 --> 00:58:39,341
[eerie music]
1219
00:58:43,258 --> 00:58:45,870
[indistinct commentary
continues]
1220
00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:06,804
[TV] And it's so good
to see John Rider
1221
00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:08,196
back on the field
1222
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:09,807
after being suspended
for the last two games
1223
00:59:09,850 --> 00:59:11,765
after a reckless
driving charge.
1224
00:59:12,592 --> 00:59:13,941
- Where is everyone?
1225
00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:15,943
- Uh, Let's see.
1226
00:59:16,117 --> 00:59:18,903
George vanished upstairs
a long time ago.
1227
00:59:20,644 --> 00:59:22,994
Angela went to
hook up with Peter.
1228
00:59:24,473 --> 00:59:26,954
And Holcomb and Maggie
went to Catfish Cabin
1229
00:59:26,998 --> 00:59:27,999
with the kid.
1230
00:59:28,608 --> 00:59:29,522
- [sighs]
1231
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:31,524
What a night. I'm starving.
1232
00:59:32,438 --> 00:59:34,962
- What,
you don't like cold pizza?
1233
00:59:35,615 --> 00:59:38,531
- There's literally
nothing worse than cold pizza.
1234
00:59:41,752 --> 00:59:43,754
[eerie music]
1235
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,148
[knob clicking]
1236
00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:49,847
- I'm gonna heat it up
1237
00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:51,283
so the cheese
is meltin' off each slice.
1238
00:59:51,326 --> 00:59:52,893
It's gonna be so good.
1239
00:59:53,764 --> 00:59:56,984
- Heck, don't get it too hot.
You'll burn it.
1240
00:59:57,550 --> 00:59:59,596
- I won't burn it.
I love it hot.
1241
01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:02,773
- Say, I'd love a slice.
1242
01:00:02,990 --> 01:00:05,166
- Sure. You guys can have some.
1243
01:00:05,210 --> 01:00:06,603
- None for me.
1244
01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:09,214
I don't eat pizza.
1245
01:00:09,954 --> 01:00:12,434
- Got it. More for me.
- [thunder rumbling]
1246
01:00:13,044 --> 01:00:14,219
- Hey!
1247
01:00:14,262 --> 01:00:16,395
Sounds like
a rainstorms are comin' in.
1248
01:00:17,352 --> 01:00:20,965
[sighs]
Hope not. I hate rain.
1249
01:00:21,095 --> 01:00:22,531
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1250
01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:24,925
[coughs]
1251
01:00:27,319 --> 01:00:29,538
[eerie music builds]
1252
01:00:33,368 --> 01:00:34,500
[oven door thuds]
1253
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:35,806
[sighs]
1254
01:00:36,110 --> 01:00:37,111
[kicks cabinet]
1255
01:00:37,155 --> 01:00:40,593
Fuck.
I can't do anything right.
1256
01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:42,639
[gasps, screams]
1257
01:00:43,161 --> 01:00:45,119
- [screams]
- [sizzling]
1258
01:00:46,207 --> 01:00:47,992
- [screaming continues]
- [dramatic music]
1259
01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:50,777
- Dang,
I guess she done burned herself
1260
01:00:50,821 --> 01:00:52,083
with that pizza.
1261
01:00:52,257 --> 01:00:54,172
I told her
she was gonna get it too hot.
1262
01:00:54,912 --> 01:00:57,566
- That's definitely why
I don't eat pizza.
1263
01:00:57,610 --> 01:00:59,656
- [screaming]
1264
01:01:00,091 --> 01:01:02,484
[dramatic music]
1265
01:01:03,703 --> 01:01:06,271
[screaming]
1266
01:01:10,579 --> 01:01:12,233
[screams]
1267
01:01:12,712 --> 01:01:14,671
[screaming]
1268
01:01:22,330 --> 01:01:24,942
- Oh, man. Shit.
- Oh, horseshit!
1269
01:01:24,985 --> 01:01:27,161
- [TV] What an incredible play
by the Commonwealth!
1270
01:01:27,205 --> 01:01:28,510
- [sighs]
- Damn it.
1271
01:01:28,554 --> 01:01:30,251
I think these refs
are bein' paid.
1272
01:01:30,295 --> 01:01:32,950
- I don't know. Maybe.
1273
01:01:33,124 --> 01:01:34,734
- [whimpering]
1274
01:01:35,387 --> 01:01:38,303
[screaming]
1275
01:01:38,651 --> 01:01:40,653
[sizzling]
1276
01:01:47,486 --> 01:01:50,707
[fire alarm buzzing]
1277
01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:53,927
[indistinct commentary on TV]
1278
01:01:53,971 --> 01:01:55,102
- Oh, God!
1279
01:01:55,668 --> 01:01:57,496
- Well, hell.
- We oughtta help her.
1280
01:01:58,410 --> 01:02:00,412
- That sounds like
a job for you, Neil.
1281
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:01,718
- I'm on it.
1282
01:02:01,979 --> 01:02:04,808
[smoke detector beeping]
1283
01:02:05,112 --> 01:02:07,898
- Hey, bring me a slice
if there's any left.
1284
01:02:08,246 --> 01:02:10,683
- [smoke detector beeping]
- [indistinct TV chatter]
1285
01:02:15,209 --> 01:02:17,777
- [grunts in effort]
1286
01:02:20,562 --> 01:02:23,043
[grunts, pants]
1287
01:02:25,654 --> 01:02:27,482
Hello, Sharon!
1288
01:02:30,529 --> 01:02:32,183
Earth to Sharon.
1289
01:02:32,357 --> 01:02:34,141
Come in, Sharon.
1290
01:02:34,359 --> 01:02:36,970
[indistinct TV chatter
in background]
1291
01:02:41,801 --> 01:02:43,237
[blows the whistle]
1292
01:02:43,281 --> 01:02:48,286
That's 15-yard penalty on Sharon
for burning the pizza.
1293
01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:50,375
- [eerie music]
- [pizza slice thuds]
1294
01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:54,596
[sighs]
1295
01:02:55,249 --> 01:02:57,469
Seriously, where are you?
1296
01:02:57,991 --> 01:03:00,864
- [indistinct TV chatter]
- [footsteps approach]
1297
01:03:00,907 --> 01:03:02,343
[Neil sighing]
1298
01:03:02,387 --> 01:03:05,477
She burnt the pizza to a crisp,
but I can't find her.
1299
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:06,957
- [Lester chuckling]
1300
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,524
Heck, she must be so embarrassed
that she's hidin' away.
1301
01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:11,135
- I'm attorney Alex Shunnarah.
1302
01:03:11,178 --> 01:03:13,137
I can't be pushed around,
cause I carry one of these.
1303
01:03:13,180 --> 01:03:15,095
- Hey, Neil.
- Yeah, buddy.
1304
01:03:15,139 --> 01:03:17,881
- I hate to bother you,
but I gotta go pee.
1305
01:03:18,664 --> 01:03:20,057
- Yeah, no problem, my friend.
1306
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:22,233
I'll just wheel you
over to the bathroom.
1307
01:03:22,276 --> 01:03:26,324
- Neil, Neil, buddy,
the bathroom, it's upstairs.
1308
01:03:29,283 --> 01:03:30,807
- Oh!
1309
01:03:30,850 --> 01:03:31,982
Took everyone in this room
to get you up the stairs.
1310
01:03:32,025 --> 01:03:34,071
I can't do this myself!
1311
01:03:34,114 --> 01:03:36,290
- Now is not the time
for semantics, Neil!
1312
01:03:36,334 --> 01:03:37,988
- Maybe we should
go untie Peter.
1313
01:03:38,031 --> 01:03:39,641
Where's George?
- No!
1314
01:03:39,685 --> 01:03:41,556
We can do this!
1315
01:03:41,730 --> 01:03:43,950
- We? What do you have,
a rat in your pocket?
1316
01:03:43,994 --> 01:03:45,560
- Maybe I do, Neil!
1317
01:03:45,604 --> 01:03:47,780
[both grunt]
1318
01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:49,173
- We need help!
1319
01:03:49,869 --> 01:03:51,828
You, me,
and the rat in your pocket.
1320
01:03:51,871 --> 01:03:53,438
[panting]
1321
01:03:54,178 --> 01:03:56,963
Hey, guys, we got
an injured player down here!
1322
01:03:58,660 --> 01:03:59,966
Guys?
1323
01:04:00,010 --> 01:04:02,186
- Who doesn't have
a bathroom downstairs?
1324
01:04:03,013 --> 01:04:05,015
Yeah, just like fuckin' Peter
to put his bathroom upstairs.
1325
01:04:05,058 --> 01:04:06,320
- George?
1326
01:04:06,364 --> 01:04:07,408
- He can blame his
meemaw all he wants.
1327
01:04:07,452 --> 01:04:10,237
- Peter?
Can you guys hear me?
1328
01:04:10,281 --> 01:04:12,979
- Neil, the game is back on!
I'm missin' it!
1329
01:04:13,501 --> 01:04:15,460
They can't win
unless I'm watchin'!
1330
01:04:16,635 --> 01:04:19,159
- Hello, Georgie!
1331
01:04:20,073 --> 01:04:21,161
- Neil!
1332
01:04:22,162 --> 01:04:24,425
- Hold on just a minute, Lester.
1333
01:04:25,905 --> 01:04:27,733
- Come help me up,
so I can watch the game.
1334
01:04:27,776 --> 01:04:29,691
- [TV] They're going to get
a chance to prove it.
1335
01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:32,651
Tobe, I see we've
got a flag on the play.
1336
01:04:32,694 --> 01:04:34,914
- [TV] Definitely not
a good way to start this drive.
1337
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:37,308
- Oh, hello there.
You gonna give me a hand?
1338
01:04:37,525 --> 01:04:39,963
- [sinister laughing]
1339
01:04:40,093 --> 01:04:42,356
- Hey, that's my pocket knife.
1340
01:04:42,574 --> 01:04:44,968
[tense music]
1341
01:04:47,709 --> 01:04:48,928
Neil!
1342
01:04:48,972 --> 01:04:51,626
- Hello?
- Neil!
1343
01:04:53,019 --> 01:04:55,674
Neil, there's some bastard
with a knife coming
1344
01:04:55,717 --> 01:04:57,197
up the stairs!
1345
01:04:57,241 --> 01:04:58,895
Neil?
- Guys?
1346
01:04:58,938 --> 01:05:00,200
- I don't think he means
1347
01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:01,114
funny business.
- We could use your help.
1348
01:05:01,158 --> 01:05:03,464
- [knocking]
- [door creaks]
1349
01:05:03,508 --> 01:05:05,466
[gasps]
1350
01:05:07,381 --> 01:05:08,948
Oh, my goodness! Oh.
1351
01:05:08,992 --> 01:05:10,602
- [muffled speech]
1352
01:05:10,645 --> 01:05:12,473
- [gasps]
1353
01:05:14,562 --> 01:05:16,738
[chokes] I'm gonna yak.
1354
01:05:17,130 --> 01:05:18,131
- [muffled speech]
1355
01:05:18,436 --> 01:05:21,613
- Neil! Neil!
1356
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:24,790
- [TV] Deep down field
to Billings and...
1357
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:26,052
- Neil!
1358
01:05:27,314 --> 01:05:28,620
Neil!
1359
01:05:28,663 --> 01:05:30,709
- [vomits]
1360
01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,885
[panting]
1361
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,932
Get yourself together, Neil.
Okay.
1362
01:05:37,281 --> 01:05:39,326
[screaming]
1363
01:05:39,370 --> 01:05:41,676
Unhand me! [yells]
1364
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,635
- [Neil groaning]
- [thud]
1365
01:05:45,289 --> 01:05:46,986
Oh, my God.
[panting]
1366
01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:48,857
How dare you?
1367
01:05:48,901 --> 01:05:50,076
Lester!
1368
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:50,990
[blows whistle]
1369
01:05:51,425 --> 01:05:53,862
[choking]
1370
01:05:54,733 --> 01:05:56,953
- [chocking]
- [whistling sounding]
1371
01:05:59,564 --> 01:06:00,695
- [muffled speech]
Oh my god.
1372
01:06:01,609 --> 01:06:04,134
[choking]
1373
01:06:05,135 --> 01:06:06,658
[whistling sounding]
1374
01:06:07,354 --> 01:06:08,965
[grunting]
1375
01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:12,229
[whistling sounding]
1376
01:06:14,535 --> 01:06:16,407
[vomits]
1377
01:06:17,234 --> 01:06:18,583
[thud]
1378
01:06:18,713 --> 01:06:22,413
- [muffled speech]
1379
01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:25,111
- Neil!
1380
01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:28,810
Neil, things ain't
soundin' too good up there.
1381
01:06:29,594 --> 01:06:31,161
Neil!
1382
01:06:31,335 --> 01:06:33,337
- [TV] Kickers are known for
getting in their own head...
1383
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:35,121
- Maybe y'all are just
playin' some kinda prank
1384
01:06:35,165 --> 01:06:36,818
on poor old Lester.
1385
01:06:37,558 --> 01:06:38,820
Neil!
1386
01:06:39,430 --> 01:06:40,735
[dramatic music]
1387
01:06:40,779 --> 01:06:41,649
Oh, no!
1388
01:06:43,434 --> 01:06:45,914
[panting]
1389
01:06:45,958 --> 01:06:47,525
I've got to get out of here.
1390
01:06:48,221 --> 01:06:51,355
Okay, remember Neil's words.
1391
01:06:52,356 --> 01:06:55,315
I am one with the universe.
1392
01:06:55,968 --> 01:06:58,710
I can walk on clouds.
1393
01:07:00,233 --> 01:07:03,106
I am one with the universe.
1394
01:07:03,541 --> 01:07:06,196
I can walk on clouds.
1395
01:07:06,239 --> 01:07:07,414
[grunts]
1396
01:07:08,763 --> 01:07:10,548
[grunts]
1397
01:07:15,944 --> 01:07:16,771
Oh!
1398
01:07:16,945 --> 01:07:18,947
[tense music]
1399
01:07:21,254 --> 01:07:23,691
[screaming]
1400
01:07:25,389 --> 01:07:27,652
[distant screaming]
1401
01:07:29,393 --> 01:07:32,396
[dramatic music]
1402
01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:49,804
[car approaching]
1403
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:57,247
♪ I'm not the one♪
1404
01:07:57,551 --> 01:08:00,989
♪ I'm not moving
Moving, moving me♪
1405
01:08:01,033 --> 01:08:03,296
- Alright, I'm gonna put PJ
to bed and I'll be over later.
1406
01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:05,690
- Okay. I'm sure
George will be thrilled.
1407
01:08:05,733 --> 01:08:06,778
- [chuckles]
1408
01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:08,823
- Goodnight, Holcomb.
- Goodnight.
1409
01:08:08,954 --> 01:08:10,782
You be good, okay?
- Okay.
1410
01:08:10,825 --> 01:08:11,826
- [chuckles]
1411
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,437
- You're special.
- [chuckles]
1412
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:15,003
So are you.
1413
01:08:15,395 --> 01:08:17,267
- Alright, I'll see you.
- Bye!
1414
01:08:17,310 --> 01:08:18,398
- Bye!
1415
01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:21,053
[rain pouring]
1416
01:08:22,707 --> 01:08:25,797
Do you think it'd be okay
if I stay up and watch my movie?
1417
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:28,234
- Mm, I don't know, kiddo.
It's way past your bedtime.
1418
01:08:30,758 --> 01:08:32,499
- [TV] Just moments ago, A&M...
1419
01:08:32,543 --> 01:08:35,415
- Hello? Guys?
1420
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,505
Guys?
1421
01:08:38,679 --> 01:08:40,203
- [TV] And that would
really mean a lot to me
1422
01:08:40,246 --> 01:08:42,248
if I didn't know that
the world was controlled
1423
01:08:42,292 --> 01:08:43,641
by lizard people...
1424
01:08:43,684 --> 01:08:45,686
- What the hell is going on?
1425
01:08:47,384 --> 01:08:48,559
Guys?
1426
01:08:49,255 --> 01:08:50,909
Guys, is everyone okay?
1427
01:08:52,563 --> 01:08:55,000
[eerie music]
1428
01:08:57,002 --> 01:08:58,569
Is Lester okay?
1429
01:08:59,570 --> 01:09:00,527
[sighs]
1430
01:09:01,049 --> 01:09:02,138
Guys?
1431
01:09:07,621 --> 01:09:08,709
Hello?
1432
01:09:09,493 --> 01:09:12,496
[ominous music]
1433
01:09:17,109 --> 01:09:19,503
What the hell did you guys do?
1434
01:09:21,722 --> 01:09:24,203
- [muffled speech] Holcomb,
please untie me...
1435
01:09:24,247 --> 01:09:27,337
- Peter.
Holy cow, holy cow, holy cow.
1436
01:09:27,815 --> 01:09:29,426
Okay, wait. Oh, wait, hold on.
1437
01:09:29,469 --> 01:09:31,906
- [muffled speech]
1438
01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:36,737
- Oh, I just-- I can't--
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
1439
01:09:38,348 --> 01:09:39,262
[spits]
1440
01:09:39,740 --> 01:09:41,220
- Holcomb, we gotta
get the fuck out of here.
1441
01:09:41,264 --> 01:09:42,569
- What did you guys do?
1442
01:09:43,788 --> 01:09:44,876
[screams]
1443
01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:47,574
- [screaming]
- [thud]
1444
01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:50,316
- What the hell? I can't take--
- [screaming]
1445
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:52,275
- [screaming]
- [thudding]
1446
01:09:52,318 --> 01:09:54,146
- What the fuck, man?
1447
01:09:55,365 --> 01:09:58,977
Oh shit!
Oh, shit! God damn it!
1448
01:09:59,456 --> 01:10:01,066
[Peter screaming]
1449
01:10:01,109 --> 01:10:02,937
Oh! Oh, sh--
1450
01:10:02,981 --> 01:10:04,896
[screaming]
1451
01:10:04,939 --> 01:10:06,550
Oh! Oh, fuck!
1452
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:19,911
- [distant thunder]
- [cracks neck]
1453
01:10:25,351 --> 01:10:26,787
- [grunts]
1454
01:10:30,574 --> 01:10:31,879
[grunts]
1455
01:10:36,536 --> 01:10:37,668
[switch clicks]
1456
01:10:40,323 --> 01:10:42,629
- [radio] Welcome back
to the Witching Hour.
1457
01:10:42,673 --> 01:10:45,458
Now, we're going to
take a trip down memory lane.
1458
01:10:45,502 --> 01:10:48,156
[speaks indistinctly]
1459
01:10:53,988 --> 01:10:56,991
[light orchestral music]
1460
01:10:58,993 --> 01:11:02,301
- [panting]
1461
01:11:05,565 --> 01:11:07,828
♪♪
1462
01:11:13,617 --> 01:11:16,663
- [TV] Alabama Mobile
has called their last timeout.
1463
01:11:16,707 --> 01:11:18,752
They're gonna have time
to take one more shot
1464
01:11:18,796 --> 01:11:19,927
at the end zone.
1465
01:11:19,971 --> 01:11:21,494
You can feel
the nervous energy here.
1466
01:11:21,538 --> 01:11:24,628
These Commonwealth people
are four seconds away
1467
01:11:24,671 --> 01:11:26,630
from ending
nine years of misery.
1468
01:11:26,673 --> 01:11:28,719
We'll return
to Randy Hale Memorial Stadium
1469
01:11:28,762 --> 01:11:30,460
after this commercial break.
1470
01:11:30,634 --> 01:11:32,418
[indistinct TV chatter
in background]
1471
01:11:32,462 --> 01:11:34,072
[Peter grunting]
1472
01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:35,900
[indistinct speech]
1473
01:11:36,901 --> 01:11:39,817
[grunts, chuckles]
1474
01:11:40,905 --> 01:11:43,516
You can't kill
Peter fucking O'Toole, baby.
1475
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,475
I'm outta here.
Oh, fuck!
1476
01:11:45,518 --> 01:11:46,606
Oh, no, no, no, no, come on!
1477
01:11:46,650 --> 01:11:47,955
[yelling]
1478
01:11:47,999 --> 01:11:50,175
Oh, motherfucker.
What the fuck are you doin'?
1479
01:11:50,218 --> 01:11:52,395
[yells] Sh--
1480
01:11:52,438 --> 01:11:54,571
Fuck! What the fuck!
1481
01:11:54,832 --> 01:11:56,529
[groaning]
1482
01:11:56,660 --> 01:11:58,531
[yelling]
1483
01:12:01,926 --> 01:12:06,017
- [TV] ...You can test drive
the all new 1995...
1484
01:12:06,496 --> 01:12:10,848
The only location in the state
where it's available right now.
1485
01:12:12,415 --> 01:12:14,721
Come on down
to Bigelow Delhun
1486
01:12:14,765 --> 01:12:17,071
just three rights
past the Bronco Burger
1487
01:12:17,115 --> 01:12:18,377
on County Road 2.
1488
01:12:18,421 --> 01:12:20,118
We're the only
business out there,
1489
01:12:20,161 --> 01:12:21,859
it's hard to miss us.
1490
01:12:22,033 --> 01:12:25,689
And ask for Jeff,
but if you see Cindy first,
1491
01:12:25,732 --> 01:12:27,299
don't bother.
1492
01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:28,996
- [announcer] Tune into
Channel 2 News at 10:00 p.m.
1493
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,999
with anchors Linda Brock
and Gordon Long.
1494
01:12:32,130 --> 01:12:35,089
As well as meteorologist
Vicki Culpepper
1495
01:12:35,133 --> 01:12:37,483
and sports anchor Ryan Graham.
1496
01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:42,096
- Here we go, partner.
This is it!
1497
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:44,316
Barker takes the snap.
1498
01:12:44,447 --> 01:12:46,318
He's looking,
looking to the end zone.
1499
01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:47,537
He lets it fly!
1500
01:12:48,538 --> 01:12:52,455
Touchdown! Touchdown!
1501
01:12:52,803 --> 01:12:54,935
Cordell Billings caught it!
1502
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:58,548
Alabama Mobile
has won the game!
1503
01:13:00,288 --> 01:13:05,729
- What a finish! What a game!
What a third Saturday!
1504
01:13:06,251 --> 01:13:08,732
- The Mobile fans here
are going crazy!
1505
01:13:08,775 --> 01:13:09,907
It's bedlam.
1506
01:13:09,950 --> 01:13:11,691
They're storming out
onto the field.
1507
01:13:12,257 --> 01:13:15,782
- They're not gonna keep 'em
off the field tonight, Roger.
1508
01:13:17,088 --> 01:13:18,785
- Are you gonna
be gone all night?
1509
01:13:18,829 --> 01:13:20,570
- No, I'm just goin' next door
to say bye.
1510
01:13:20,613 --> 01:13:21,745
I'll be right back.
1511
01:13:21,788 --> 01:13:23,268
- Well, I'm gonna
get a little scared
1512
01:13:23,311 --> 01:13:24,922
being here by myself.
1513
01:13:24,965 --> 01:13:26,619
- You have nothin'
to be scared of.
1514
01:13:26,663 --> 01:13:29,187
It's okay.
- What about Jack Harding?
1515
01:13:29,970 --> 01:13:31,232
- Holcomb was
just messing with you.
1516
01:13:31,276 --> 01:13:33,539
Jack Harding died
a long time ago.
1517
01:13:33,670 --> 01:13:36,194
- Mm, let's say hypothetically,
1518
01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:39,240
if he actually came,
what should I do?
1519
01:13:39,632 --> 01:13:41,591
- If Jack Harding
actually came here,
1520
01:13:42,679 --> 01:13:44,245
take these two fingers,
1521
01:13:44,289 --> 01:13:46,291
you jab 'em
right into his eyeballs
1522
01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:48,075
stab really far back,
1523
01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:50,338
and then you're gonna
karate-chop him in his throat
1524
01:13:50,382 --> 01:13:52,166
like that,
so he can't breathe,
1525
01:13:52,210 --> 01:13:53,646
and then you
kick him in the balls,
1526
01:13:53,690 --> 01:13:55,039
and then you take
the sharpest thing
1527
01:13:55,082 --> 01:13:58,259
you could find, and stab him.
1528
01:13:58,303 --> 01:13:59,957
Okay?
- Okay.
1529
01:14:00,087 --> 01:14:01,785
- Or you probably
don't have to do that,
1530
01:14:01,828 --> 01:14:04,091
cause I would never let
anything happen to you, okay?
1531
01:14:04,135 --> 01:14:06,398
Just leave it all to me.
I got you.
1532
01:14:06,964 --> 01:14:08,661
- Same.
- Okay.
1533
01:14:11,795 --> 01:14:12,926
Be back in a jiff.
1534
01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:14,058
[switch clicks]
1535
01:14:15,102 --> 01:14:16,364
- Hey, Maggs.
- Mm-hm?
1536
01:14:17,017 --> 01:14:18,410
- Thanks for the catfish.
1537
01:14:19,324 --> 01:14:20,368
- You got it.
1538
01:14:20,412 --> 01:14:22,196
Plenty more
catfish dinners to come.
1539
01:14:23,067 --> 01:14:24,285
[chuckles]
1540
01:14:26,070 --> 01:14:29,073
[dramatic music]
1541
01:14:56,535 --> 01:14:57,710
- [sighs]
1542
01:15:04,717 --> 01:15:07,067
- [indistinct speech over TV]
- [door squeaks open]
1543
01:15:07,111 --> 01:15:08,504
[door thuds closed]
1544
01:15:09,853 --> 01:15:11,115
- [sighs]
1545
01:15:12,377 --> 01:15:14,553
- Did we win?
- [indistinct speech over TV]
1546
01:15:14,597 --> 01:15:18,078
...Pick up a sack full today.
Three locations...
1547
01:15:18,122 --> 01:15:19,166
- Peter?
1548
01:15:23,301 --> 01:15:25,216
Lester got his revenge, huh?
1549
01:15:26,043 --> 01:15:27,653
Very nice work.
1550
01:15:28,219 --> 01:15:30,395
- [TV] Big insurance companies
work very hard to make sure
1551
01:15:30,438 --> 01:15:31,701
you don't get
a fair settlement.
1552
01:15:31,744 --> 01:15:33,267
I'm attorney Alex Shunnarah.
1553
01:15:33,311 --> 01:15:36,270
I can't be pushed around
cause I carry one of these.
1554
01:15:36,314 --> 01:15:38,055
Pick up the phone and call us.
1555
01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:40,013
- Call him!
- Call him!
1556
01:15:40,144 --> 01:15:41,537
- It's really all I can offer.
1557
01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:45,149
- Peter?
1558
01:15:45,192 --> 01:15:46,542
- [TV] Don't let the insurance
company push you around.
1559
01:15:46,585 --> 01:15:48,065
Call me and I'll be...
-Peter?
1560
01:15:49,893 --> 01:15:51,677
- [TV] Tune into Channel 2 News
at 10:00 p.m.--
1561
01:15:51,721 --> 01:15:52,809
- [screams]
1562
01:15:53,113 --> 01:15:55,159
- [TV] With anchors
Linda Brock...
1563
01:15:58,641 --> 01:16:01,078
- Holcomb? [panting]
1564
01:16:01,121 --> 01:16:02,514
- [TV] Hello,
Alabamians, this is...
1565
01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:06,866
Faye Moss with an important
campaign message.
1566
01:16:06,910 --> 01:16:09,956
My opponent Dean Klooster
recently admitted
1567
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,523
he's been in therapy
for over 30 years.
1568
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,307
[Maggie screaming]
1569
01:16:13,351 --> 01:16:15,483
- [TV] As your Governor,
I want you to know that
1570
01:16:15,527 --> 01:16:17,703
I have never,
nor will I ever,
1571
01:16:17,747 --> 01:16:20,053
step foot in
a therapists office...
1572
01:16:21,141 --> 01:16:23,448
[hurried footsteps]
1573
01:16:27,495 --> 01:16:29,280
[buttons clicking]
1574
01:16:29,541 --> 01:16:32,152
[dramatic music]
1575
01:16:38,637 --> 01:16:39,899
- I--
I don't know what's goin' on.
1576
01:16:39,943 --> 01:16:41,901
I just got here,
all my friends are dead, please.
1577
01:16:41,945 --> 01:16:43,033
[panting]
1578
01:16:43,076 --> 01:16:45,078
[indistinct TV in background]
1579
01:16:45,426 --> 01:16:46,776
[tense music]
1580
01:16:46,819 --> 01:16:47,733
PJ.
1581
01:16:48,038 --> 01:16:51,258
- [engine humming]
- [dramatic music]
1582
01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:56,524
- [engine stops]
- [car door opens]
1583
01:17:03,096 --> 01:17:04,402
[cat meows]
1584
01:17:12,758 --> 01:17:14,630
PJ! [panting]
1585
01:17:14,673 --> 01:17:15,500
PJ!
1586
01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:23,464
[ominous music]
1587
01:17:47,271 --> 01:17:48,359
PJ?
1588
01:17:56,454 --> 01:17:57,455
PJ?
1589
01:18:02,155 --> 01:18:03,113
PJ?
1590
01:18:05,985 --> 01:18:07,421
[gasps]
1591
01:18:13,863 --> 01:18:15,952
[dramatic music]
1592
01:18:16,387 --> 01:18:17,997
- I killed him! I killed him!
- [gasps]
1593
01:18:18,041 --> 01:18:20,608
Oh, my God,
I'm so sorry I wasn't here.
1594
01:18:21,261 --> 01:18:23,481
- That-- that's--
that's not right.
1595
01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:25,962
- PJ, go, run to the car, run!
- [yelling]
1596
01:18:31,141 --> 01:18:31,968
- [screams]
- [thud]
1597
01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:37,016
- [yelling]
1598
01:18:37,451 --> 01:18:40,672
[tense music]
1599
01:18:42,848 --> 01:18:44,371
[knife schwings]
1600
01:18:44,763 --> 01:18:46,939
♪♪
1601
01:18:47,374 --> 01:18:49,986
- [metal rod rattles]
- [objects clatter]
1602
01:18:53,337 --> 01:18:54,730
- [grunts]
1603
01:18:56,644 --> 01:18:57,863
[metal rod clangs]
1604
01:19:01,606 --> 01:19:04,609
[dramatic music]
1605
01:19:21,017 --> 01:19:21,887
[thud]
1606
01:19:28,067 --> 01:19:29,982
- [sinister laugh]
1607
01:19:31,201 --> 01:19:34,987
- He's a zombie.
He's a zombie. He's a zombie!
1608
01:19:35,031 --> 01:19:37,033
- [laughing]
1609
01:19:37,076 --> 01:19:37,947
- Fuck!
1610
01:19:37,990 --> 01:19:40,514
- [sinister laughing]
1611
01:19:41,298 --> 01:19:43,735
[tense music]
1612
01:19:44,475 --> 01:19:45,955
[knives schwing]
1613
01:19:53,092 --> 01:19:55,399
♪♪
1614
01:20:08,891 --> 01:20:11,023
- [screams]
- [grunts]
1615
01:20:12,372 --> 01:20:15,245
- PJ, knife.
Run, PJ, go!
1616
01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:18,074
- [growls]
1617
01:20:19,553 --> 01:20:21,077
- [slash]
- [blood spurting]
1618
01:20:23,079 --> 01:20:24,254
[thud]
1619
01:20:27,518 --> 01:20:28,649
- [thud]
- [groans]
1620
01:20:32,044 --> 01:20:32,958
- Oh.
1621
01:20:34,003 --> 01:20:35,091
[car door thuds]
1622
01:20:35,961 --> 01:20:37,354
How's it goin', Winston?
1623
01:20:41,749 --> 01:20:42,968
Thanks.
1624
01:20:43,012 --> 01:20:44,840
- Lot of bodies in there, man.
1625
01:20:46,406 --> 01:20:48,974
- B-- bodies?
Like dead bodies?
1626
01:20:51,237 --> 01:20:53,718
- Happy third fucking
Saturday in October.
1627
01:20:54,632 --> 01:20:55,415
[hurried footsteps]
1628
01:20:55,459 --> 01:20:56,895
- Help! Help!
1629
01:20:58,462 --> 01:21:00,420
There's a zombie
in my friend's house!
1630
01:21:00,464 --> 01:21:02,205
- [grunts]
1631
01:21:06,644 --> 01:21:09,342
- [laughing]
1632
01:21:13,390 --> 01:21:14,870
- [yells]
1633
01:21:15,827 --> 01:21:19,048
- [breathes heavily]
- [Harding laughing]
1634
01:21:19,091 --> 01:21:20,049
[thud]
1635
01:21:20,527 --> 01:21:22,529
[somber music]
1636
01:21:41,374 --> 01:21:43,115
- What the fuck is goin' on?
1637
01:21:48,425 --> 01:21:50,688
- [V/O] As Harding's
undead corpse bleeds out
1638
01:21:50,731 --> 01:21:52,995
on Maggie's living room floor,
1639
01:21:53,038 --> 01:21:56,868
news of his latest killing spree
spreads like brushfire
1640
01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:58,522
throughout Hackleburg.
1641
01:21:58,652 --> 01:22:01,090
Typically,
this would be front-page news
1642
01:22:01,133 --> 01:22:03,048
across the state of Alabama.
1643
01:22:03,092 --> 01:22:05,790
Only today is the
third Saturday in October
1644
01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:07,226
and breaking news
1645
01:22:07,270 --> 01:22:09,707
from Coach Amos Redd's
postgame press conference
1646
01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:11,187
quickly takes center stage.
1647
01:22:11,230 --> 01:22:13,189
- ...little bit of emotion.
1648
01:22:13,232 --> 01:22:14,842
And I tell you that at the end
1649
01:22:14,886 --> 01:22:16,932
of this collegiate
football season
1650
01:22:16,975 --> 01:22:18,324
I have decided to retire.
1651
01:22:19,586 --> 01:22:22,285
When that uh,
final whistle blows,
1652
01:22:22,328 --> 01:22:24,940
I would have coached 25 years
1653
01:22:24,983 --> 01:22:26,942
here at the University
of Alabama Mobile
1654
01:22:26,985 --> 01:22:29,161
and um--
[clears throat]
1655
01:22:29,770 --> 01:22:32,599
In that 25 years, I have uh,
been the proud papa
1656
01:22:32,643 --> 01:22:37,126
of five national titles and um,
1657
01:22:37,169 --> 01:22:40,607
11 Southland Conference
winning teams,
1658
01:22:40,651 --> 01:22:42,870
and I am so proud
of every one of 'em.
1659
01:22:42,914 --> 01:22:44,263
[clears throat]
1660
01:22:44,307 --> 01:22:48,876
Now, um, as Sir Isaac Newton
once said...
1661
01:22:49,529 --> 01:22:52,489
"If it seems
as I can see further, then--"
1662
01:22:52,532 --> 01:22:55,535
- [V/O] And as the Amos Redd
era ends in Mobile.
1663
01:22:55,579 --> 01:22:58,277
So, too, does this chapter
of the third Saturday
1664
01:22:58,321 --> 01:22:59,800
in October.
1665
01:22:59,844 --> 01:23:04,283
The story, however,
has only just begun.
1666
01:23:04,675 --> 01:23:06,155
[tense music]
1667
01:23:06,198 --> 01:23:07,983
- Imma let you handle this.
1668
01:23:09,593 --> 01:23:12,074
- You have to keep them
separated, okay?
1669
01:23:12,204 --> 01:23:13,945
Keep them away from each other!
1670
01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:15,686
- Just get them upstairs
to surgery now!
1671
01:23:15,729 --> 01:23:18,210
- Sir. Sir.
Sir, this is Jack Harding.
1672
01:23:18,254 --> 01:23:19,603
The man barely has a pulse.
1673
01:23:19,646 --> 01:23:21,997
And if you ask me,
we should let this monster die.
1674
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:24,042
- Do I look like
Jack Kevorkian to you?
1675
01:23:24,086 --> 01:23:26,740
Get this man upstairs,
so I can work my magic.
1676
01:23:26,871 --> 01:23:28,960
- C'mon,
where's this damn elevator?
1677
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:30,962
- Oh, yo, come on, doc, man,
this man is done.
1678
01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,964
He's already dead,
he's got a knife in his face!
1679
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,618
- Don't look at it,
it makes it worse.
1680
01:23:34,661 --> 01:23:35,706
- Come on!
1681
01:23:36,663 --> 01:23:38,970
- It's okay, kiddo.
You go take the stairs.
1682
01:23:43,279 --> 01:23:45,498
- You're gonna need this.
- [sighs]
1683
01:23:45,542 --> 01:23:47,631
- We put a man on the moon,
we can't get a faster elevator.
1684
01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:49,241
[elevator dings]
1685
01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:51,069
Come on, come on!
1686
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:52,462
- Alright, let's go.
1687
01:23:55,117 --> 01:23:56,727
- [sighs]
- [gurney rattling]
1688
01:23:58,163 --> 01:23:59,947
- Just get in here, come on!
1689
01:24:01,601 --> 01:24:04,691
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is my defining moment.
1690
01:24:11,220 --> 01:24:12,960
What's up
with this damn elevator?
1691
01:24:13,700 --> 01:24:16,399
[doors whirring]
1692
01:24:19,228 --> 01:24:21,056
[whistles]
1693
01:24:24,842 --> 01:24:27,105
[ominous music]
1694
01:24:54,306 --> 01:24:57,570
- You know, you're handling this
really well for a little girl.
1695
01:24:58,441 --> 01:25:00,704
- Yeah,
I can deal with conflict.
1696
01:25:00,747 --> 01:25:03,141
- Well, don't worry.
1697
01:25:03,185 --> 01:25:05,883
That bad man's
not gonna hurt anybody else.
1698
01:25:05,926 --> 01:25:07,102
He's as good as dead.
1699
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:10,714
- Yeah, right.
He'll never be dead.
1700
01:25:12,933 --> 01:25:15,936
["The Missing Steps"
by Sleep Party People]
1701
01:25:28,993 --> 01:25:30,995
♪♪
1702
01:25:34,868 --> 01:25:39,003
♪ Moon shining down♪
1703
01:25:42,963 --> 01:25:46,489
♪ Through the cracks ♪
1704
01:25:50,188 --> 01:25:54,801
♪ On the shadowy wooden floors♪
1705
01:25:56,673 --> 01:26:02,157
♪ Somewhere in a dream ♪
1706
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:06,248
♪ I'll climb the stairs♪
1707
01:26:10,295 --> 01:26:14,256
♪ With the missing steps ♪
1708
01:26:16,214 --> 01:26:19,043
♪ If I fall♪
1709
01:26:20,262 --> 01:26:23,874
♪ I'll just fall in love ♪
1710
01:26:24,309 --> 01:26:27,007
♪ With you♪
1711
01:26:34,493 --> 01:26:37,279
♪ The evening ♪
1712
01:26:39,759 --> 01:26:44,329
♪ Summer breeze ♪
1713
01:26:46,679 --> 01:26:51,554
♪ Met the skin♪
1714
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:58,517
♪ And made the heart sing ♪
1715
01:27:00,780 --> 01:27:06,264
♪ Somewhere in a dream♪
1716
01:27:06,308 --> 01:27:10,442
♪ I'll climb the stairs ♪
1717
01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:18,494
♪ With the missing steps♪
1718
01:27:20,147 --> 01:27:23,586
♪ If I fall ♪
1719
01:27:24,108 --> 01:27:28,112
♪ I'll just fall in love♪
1720
01:27:28,286 --> 01:27:31,158
♪ With you ♪
1721
01:27:52,223 --> 01:27:55,835
♪ And the rain began to fall♪
1722
01:27:55,879 --> 01:28:00,057
♪ In reverse ♪
1723
01:28:00,231 --> 01:28:03,713
♪ It's exactly like a dream♪
1724
01:28:03,756 --> 01:28:08,108
♪ Like a dream ♪
1725
01:28:08,152 --> 01:28:11,851
♪ And the rain began to fall♪
1726
01:28:11,895 --> 01:28:16,160
♪ In reverse ♪
1727
01:28:16,203 --> 01:28:19,816
♪ It's exactly like a dream♪
1728
01:28:19,859 --> 01:28:24,299
♪ Like a dream ♪
1729
01:28:24,342 --> 01:28:27,824
♪ And the rain began to fall♪
1730
01:28:27,867 --> 01:28:32,132
♪ In reverse ♪
1731
01:28:32,176 --> 01:28:35,701
♪ It's exactly like a dream♪
1732
01:28:35,745 --> 01:28:40,140
♪ Like a dream ♪
1733
01:28:40,184 --> 01:28:43,753
♪ And the rain began to fall♪
1734
01:28:43,796 --> 01:28:48,105
♪ In reverse ♪
1735
01:28:48,148 --> 01:28:51,674
♪ It's exactly like a dream♪
1736
01:28:51,717 --> 01:28:56,069
♪ Like a dream ♪
1737
01:28:56,113 --> 01:29:00,247
♪ And the rain began to fall♪
1738
01:29:00,465 --> 01:29:03,642
[sinister laughing]
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