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I need a friend

I need a friend

I need a friend okay well that's going to leave

yes

yes

yes it's like this void

unfillable hole and

unfillable hole and

unfillable hole and the worst of it is

the worst of it is

the worst of it is I've only got myself to blame

all the people back

all the people back

all the people back with all the people I know

with all the people I know

with all the people I know I'm with him that oh it worse than a

I'm with him that oh it worse than a

I'm with him that oh it worse than a wanker for a situation like this I'd

wanker for a situation like this I'd

wanker for a situation like this I'd even another c word

it's the worst thing you can do to

it's the worst thing you can do to

it's the worst thing you can do to someone

someone

someone a fling we could get past

a fling we could get past

a fling we could get past so it's Unforgivable

so it's Unforgivable

so it's Unforgivable are you Woody and Claire you're like

are you Woody and Claire you're like

are you Woody and Claire you're like Charles and die or Sonny and Cher

good comparison now

good comparison now

good comparison now okay abortion facts but the point is

okay abortion facts but the point is

okay abortion facts but the point is it's a blip

it's a blip

it's a blip you can't allow it to destroy your lives

you can't allow it to destroy your lives

you can't allow it to destroy your lives I think it already has

I think it already has

I think it already has win him back

win him back

win him back apologize grovel

apologize grovel

apologize grovel tried all that we'll try again don't

tried all that we'll try again don't

tried all that we'll try again don't just sit there and accept defeat do

just sit there and accept defeat do

just sit there and accept defeat do whatever it takes promise him the world

whatever it takes promise him the world

whatever it takes promise him the world but don't lose him Claire

but don't lose him Claire

but don't lose him Claire don't lose him

all right chicken

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah yeah

better

Lizzy

there's a coffee there for you

I'm sorry to land on you I don't know

I'm sorry to land on you I don't know

I'm sorry to land on you I don't know where else to go

will you leave her permanently

will you leave her permanently

will you leave her permanently we're only just married

some women don't know when they've got a

some women don't know when they've got a

some women don't know when they've got a good one do they

make us some food

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how bad is it yes it is

how bad is it yes it is

how bad is it yes it is payment last Mitch

payment last Mitch

payment last Mitch the Nationals are going to have a field

the Nationals are going to have a field

the Nationals are going to have a field day

it's been stacking up do you know what

it's been stacking up do you know what

it's been stacking up do you know what they're going on about Mitch the person

they're going on about Mitch the person

they're going on about Mitch the person your sister had sex with the child

your sister had sex with the child

your sister had sex with the child he called the show weeks back asking

he called the show weeks back asking

he called the show weeks back asking advice about his teacher

advice about his teacher

advice about his teacher and you suggested you should try

and you suggested you should try

and you suggested you should try sleeping with her

sleeping with her

sleeping with her I wouldn't do that tell him

Let me refresh your memory

and put them isn't it

and put them isn't it

and put them isn't it when I said to her as a teacher what I

when I said to her as a teacher what I

when I said to her as a teacher what I didn't tell you was

didn't tell you was

didn't tell you was he's my teacher

he's my teacher

he's my teacher so you're one of her pupils

so you're one of her pupils

so you're one of her pupils teacher's pet

teacher's pet

teacher's pet well my advice would be the same

well my advice would be the same

well my advice would be the same goal for it may go for it I always used

goal for it may go for it I always used

goal for it may go for it I always used to say sex education should have a

to say sex education should have a

to say sex education should have a practical element

practical element

practical element we can't be responsible for every idiot

we can't be responsible for every idiot

we can't be responsible for every idiot that calls into the show it's It's

that calls into the show it's It's

that calls into the show it's It's Entertainment we don't expect them to go

Entertainment we don't expect them to go

Entertainment we don't expect them to go and act on it especially with my sister

and act on it especially with my sister

and act on it especially with my sister the board think differently as

the board think differently as

the board think differently as doubtlessful broadcasting standards

doubtlessful broadcasting standards

doubtlessful broadcasting standards so what happens next we need to consider

so what happens next we need to consider

so what happens next we need to consider your position meaning meaning the

your position meaning meaning the

your position meaning meaning the incident is under internal investigation

incident is under internal investigation

incident is under internal investigation meaning if this turns to [\h__\h] you would

meaning if this turns to [\h__\h] you would

meaning if this turns to [\h__\h] you would he carry the cam

I'm your best presenter

I'm your best presenter

I'm your best presenter this radio station is absolutely nothing

this radio station is absolutely nothing

this radio station is absolutely nothing without me

without me

without me that's all thank you

anything else in my life

what do you want

to see you right you've seen me now piss

to see you right you've seen me now piss

to see you right you've seen me now piss off

off

off how's Jack fine

how's Jack fine

how's Jack fine Woody there's things that I need to see

Woody there's things that I need to see

Woody there's things that I need to see things we need to talk I'm about to lose

things we need to talk I'm about to lose

things we need to talk I'm about to lose my job

I'm gonna lose everything

I'm gonna lose everything

I'm gonna lose everything why what what happens

all our lives have gone shit-shaped

all our lives have gone shit-shaped

all our lives have gone shit-shaped what's the unifying Factor

what's the unifying Factor

what's the unifying Factor Mitch Moore

Mitch Moore

Mitch Moore for their fair for Mitch Claire the only

for their fair for Mitch Claire the only

for their fair for Mitch Claire the only things I want to discuss are the house

things I want to discuss are the house

things I want to discuss are the house and Jack

and Jack

and Jack I'm going to instruct a solicitor but I

I'm going to instruct a solicitor but I

I'm going to instruct a solicitor but I don't want to staring strips off each

don't want to staring strips off each

don't want to staring strips off each other okay please custody

I'll say sorry for the rest of my life

I'll say sorry for the rest of my life

I'll say sorry for the rest of my life but you have to want to hear it

but you have to want to hear it

but you have to want to hear it it's so because you want your son back

I want you back

I want you back

I want you back just say There's Hope as long as there's

just say There's Hope as long as there's

just say There's Hope as long as there's hope there's a chance

hope there's a chance

hope there's a chance how can I do that okay how can I promise

how can I do that okay how can I promise

how can I do that okay how can I promise that because

that because

that because as long as he's around I'm always going

as long as he's around I'm always going

as long as he's around I'm always going to be wondering

to be wondering

to be wondering fearing the worst every text message

fearing the worst every text message

fearing the worst every text message every late night drink and I can't live

every late night drink and I can't live

every late night drink and I can't live like that

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DJ tells people the best sister

DJ tells people the best sister

DJ tells people the best sister John and eleven and Castle talk to me

John and eleven and Castle talk to me

John and eleven and Castle talk to me bro

funny guy line three rubbing Queensway

funny guy line three rubbing Queensway

funny guy line three rubbing Queensway what's happening my friend oh yeah

what's happening my friend oh yeah

what's happening my friend oh yeah oh yeah sex education Mitch do you think

oh yeah sex education Mitch do you think

oh yeah sex education Mitch do you think the head should be involved or is that

the head should be involved or is that

the head should be involved or is that going down

going down

going down on line four it's descending to chaos

on line four it's descending to chaos

on line four it's descending to chaos it's Carol and I just like to say that I

it's Carol and I just like to say that I

it's Carol and I just like to say that I think your sister's disgusting those

think your sister's disgusting those

think your sister's disgusting those Traders what's going on

Traders what's going on

Traders what's going on I run this show action I run it to pet

I run this show action I run it to pet

I run this show action I run it to pet the callers anyway let's get rid of them

the callers anyway let's get rid of them

the callers anyway let's get rid of them you call some friends have them call in

you call some friends have them call in

you call some friends have them call in with questions if you can't find any

with questions if you can't find any

with questions if you can't find any do-its yourself where are you going sit

do-its yourself where are you going sit

do-its yourself where are you going sit down

down

down um

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there's an expression in business the

there's an expression in business the

there's an expression in business the bridging format is usually applied when

bridging format is usually applied when

bridging format is usually applied when you're moving from one system to another

you're moving from one system to another

you're moving from one system to another and this is the interim period

and this is the interim period

and this is the interim period understand

well I think in life sometimes

well I think in life sometimes

well I think in life sometimes people can be like that bridging between

people can be like that bridging between

people can be like that bridging between the old and the new right and that's me

the old and the new right and that's me

the old and the new right and that's me no no no no it's me

no no no no it's me

no no no no it's me Ali

Ali

Ali you're an amazing girl a woman sorry and

you're an amazing girl a woman sorry and

you're an amazing girl a woman sorry and we have an amazing time together you're

we have an amazing time together you're

we have an amazing time together you're funny attractive quirky

funny attractive quirky

funny attractive quirky you're dumping me I'm not dumping you oh

you're dumping me I'm not dumping you oh

you're dumping me I'm not dumping you oh don't tell me Harry please don't dumb I

don't tell me Harry please don't dumb I

don't tell me Harry please don't dumb I am not I'm not dumping yet well then

am not I'm not dumping yet well then

am not I'm not dumping yet well then what

what

what 20 years older than you

20 years older than you

20 years older than you all the things that you want to do I've

all the things that you want to do I've

all the things that you want to do I've done them what things weddings and

done them what things weddings and

done them what things weddings and houses and babies

houses and babies

houses and babies it's fun yeah

it's fun yeah

it's fun yeah for now

for now

for now but eventually you want more it's

but eventually you want more it's

but eventually you want more it's inevitable what if I don't

inevitable what if I don't

inevitable what if I don't Ali no okay what if I just want to be

Ali no okay what if I just want to be

Ali no okay what if I just want to be happy

happy

happy and in love and feel sexy and confident

and in love and feel sexy and confident

and in love and feel sexy and confident for the first time in my life what if

for the first time in my life what if

for the first time in my life what if that is enough

that is enough

that is enough I'm saying

now

now

now I just want to be me again

what I ordered you

what I ordered you

what I ordered you should have ordered a younger model

thank you

foreign

ERS with questions calling you all sorts

ERS with questions calling you all sorts

ERS with questions calling you all sorts sex offender

sex offender

sex offender may as well call you pedophile

may as well call you pedophile

may as well call you pedophile screws your life you've screwed my life

screws your life you've screwed my life

screws your life you've screwed my life because I know what they're thinking

because I know what they're thinking

because I know what they're thinking what's up with him for his wife to go

what's up with him for his wife to go

what's up with him for his wife to go and do that

and do that

and do that what sort of a man must he be

what sort of a man must he be

what sort of a man must he be and I don't know the answer

why did you marry me Scott

did you even love me

did you even love me

did you even love me still do

still do

still do because kids

because kids

because kids we could have had a family

that would have meant you growing up and

that would have meant you growing up and

that would have meant you growing up and still idling through life

still idling through life

still idling through life hoping everything will just be all right

hoping everything will just be all right

hoping everything will just be all right you shag a school boy

yes I'm gonna keep the baby

yes I'm gonna keep the baby

yes I'm gonna keep the baby because let's face it you're never gonna

because let's face it you're never gonna

because let's face it you're never gonna give me one are you

it's right just turn away pretend it

it's right just turn away pretend it

it's right just turn away pretend it isn't happening

isn't happening

isn't happening why don't you go back to your squirrels

why don't you go back to your squirrels

why don't you go back to your squirrels where you're happiest oh [\h__\h] on my

where you're happiest oh [\h__\h] on my

where you're happiest oh [\h__\h] on my dreams what dreams

a daughter who loves you what you do you

a daughter who loves you what you do you

a daughter who loves you what you do you just moan about her resent her she was a

just moan about her resent her she was a

just moan about her resent her she was a mistake God the bloody world of mistakes

mistake God the bloody world of mistakes

mistake God the bloody world of mistakes you just gotta get on with it

you just gotta get on with it

you just gotta get on with it I'm a [\h__\h] dad cows

I'm a [\h__\h] dad cows

I'm a [\h__\h] dad cows I can't do it maybe I'm not program

I can't do it maybe I'm not program

I can't do it maybe I'm not program rights but I'm just not that sort of

rights but I'm just not that sort of

rights but I'm just not that sort of bloke

it's gonna put me away

foreign

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talk show host insect scandal

talk show host insect scandal

talk show host insect scandal Lessons In Love

Lessons In Love

Lessons In Love what the hell is he doing

what the hell is he doing

what the hell is he doing they've all had their pound of Flesh the

they've all had their pound of Flesh the

they've all had their pound of Flesh the red tops the

red tops the

red tops the the holier than thou journalists who

the holier than thou journalists who

the holier than thou journalists who never do anything wrong

meanwhile the real crime against

meanwhile the real crime against

meanwhile the real crime against unreported it gets

unreported it gets

unreported it gets undiscussed

you see they've actually got the whole

you see they've actually got the whole

you see they've actually got the whole story wrong

I've done something far worse

something Unforgivable

I've come between two people that

I've come between two people that

I've come between two people that really love each other

somehow we never really learn our

somehow we never really learn our

somehow we never really learn our lessons we Risk Everything For That

lessons we Risk Everything For That

lessons we Risk Everything For That moment of pleasure

moment of pleasure

moment of pleasure it makes us crazy it makes us shine it

it makes us crazy it makes us shine it

it makes us crazy it makes us shine it makes us

makes us

makes us do things that we never thought we would

so when people hear that this is going

so when people hear that this is going

so when people hear that this is going to be my last ever show

to be my last ever show

to be my last ever show I want them to know it's not because of

I want them to know it's not because of

I want them to know it's not because of some

some

some sex scandal

sex scandal

sex scandal is because I really need to give space

is because I really need to give space

is because I really need to give space to love

without me around maybe

without me around maybe

without me around maybe in time the wound can heal

so this is it good people no more calls

so this is it good people no more calls

so this is it good people no more calls no more chat

no more chat

no more chat I'm taking my leave and I'm hitting the

I'm taking my leave and I'm hitting the

I'm taking my leave and I'm hitting the road to start a brand new Journey

road to start a brand new Journey

road to start a brand new Journey it's been a hell of a ride but the time

it's been a hell of a ride but the time

it's been a hell of a ride but the time has come to say adios amigos

thanks for everything

you've been great

and I miss you

oh yeah take full responsibility it was

oh yeah take full responsibility it was

oh yeah take full responsibility it was my decision no one else is to blame for

my decision no one else is to blame for

my decision no one else is to blame for what I said on there

what I took the pelvis

what I took the pelvis

what I took the pelvis here's the one where the dogs man

here's the one where the dogs man

here's the one where the dogs man [Music]

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[Music] he's the one that got away

he's the one that got away

he's the one that got away here's everything I long for here's

here's everything I long for here's

here's everything I long for here's peace

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to see

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it

it

it [Music]

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Mary here is Trevor here's Lucas here is

Mary here is Trevor here's Lucas here is

Mary here is Trevor here's Lucas here is John

John

John I don't know why I show you cause these

I don't know why I show you cause these

I don't know why I show you cause these people are to you no one

people are to you no one

people are to you no one and I'd like to tear them up

and I'd like to tear them up

and I'd like to tear them up [Music]

let's hope

let's hope

let's hope [Music]

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