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why where's Woody

why where's Woody

why where's Woody why did he tell him did he come to you

why did he tell him did he come to you

why did he tell him did he come to you what does he say it's not about Woody

what does he say it's not about Woody

what does he say it's not about Woody anymore is he gonna leave me

anymore is he gonna leave me

anymore is he gonna leave me glad he's out in the open we can finally

glad he's out in the open we can finally

glad he's out in the open we can finally have what we want

come inside there's something I want to

come inside there's something I want to

come inside there's something I want to show you

this is Jack's playpen

this is Jack's playpen

this is Jack's playpen he likes horsey donkey and muko over

he likes horsey donkey and muko over

he likes horsey donkey and muko over there is this other toys he likes to

there is this other toys he likes to

there is this other toys he likes to spread them all out the floor and then

spread them all out the floor and then

spread them all out the floor and then pick which one he wants to play with

pick which one he wants to play with

pick which one he wants to play with buttercream beef wipes a lot of Cal Polk

buttercream beef wipes a lot of Cal Polk

buttercream beef wipes a lot of Cal Polk is teething sleeping better now so we

is teething sleeping better now so we

is teething sleeping better now so we usually take it in turns together

usually take it in turns together

usually take it in turns together this is my real life Mitch

this is my real life Mitch

this is my real life Mitch the one I do most days the filthy

the one I do most days the filthy

the one I do most days the filthy adulteress is my spare time do you think

adulteress is my spare time do you think

adulteress is my spare time do you think I'm just interested in the sex

I'm just interested in the sex

I'm just interested in the sex I think that somehow I don't really

I think that somehow I don't really

I think that somehow I don't really imagine us doing all this together

imagine us doing all this together

imagine us doing all this together pushing trolleys wiping snotty noses

pushing trolleys wiping snotty noses

pushing trolleys wiping snotty noses playing peekaboo

playing peekaboo

playing peekaboo I'm actually the peekaboo King

do you think that I want to spend the

do you think that I want to spend the

do you think that I want to spend the rest of my life having meaningless sex

rest of my life having meaningless sex

rest of my life having meaningless sex and pulling women whose names I don't

and pulling women whose names I don't

and pulling women whose names I don't even remember boozing partying

even remember boozing partying

even remember boozing partying you stay too long on you you see for

you stay too long on you you see for

you stay too long on you you see for what it really is

what it really is

what it really is pointless

pointless

pointless leave me alone

leave me alone

leave me alone you're not being honest with yourself

you're not being honest with yourself

you're not being honest with yourself it was lost bollocks

it was lost bollocks

it was lost bollocks you offered me something I thought was

you offered me something I thought was

you offered me something I thought was missing

I love you

I've never loved you

it's just a shame it took the death of

it's just a shame it took the death of

it's just a shame it took the death of my father to

my father to

my father to make me say that to make me realize the

make me say that to make me realize the

make me say that to make me realize the most amazing man was already there

I hate you I hate you I

oh

oh

oh [Music]

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[Music] my God

just go

just go

just go go go go go I can't just leave you like

go go go go I can't just leave you like

go go go go I can't just leave you like this please Claire do what she says

this is my house and you're not welcome

this is my house and you're not welcome

this is my house and you're not welcome here

go

Jackie Chan

and I thought I'd lost everything

then I realized there's one thing you

then I realized there's one thing you

then I realized there's one thing you can't take from me

can't take from me

can't take from me [Music]

Woody you can't take him my son and I'm

Woody you can't take him my son and I'm

Woody you can't take him my son and I'm his mother oh well you should have

his mother oh well you should have

his mother oh well you should have thought of that before you ruined his

thought of that before you ruined his

thought of that before you ruined his life I haven't ruined his life he's fine

life I haven't ruined his life he's fine

life I haven't ruined his life he's fine he's totally fine when he's old enough

he's totally fine when he's old enough

he's totally fine when he's old enough to ask why we have to get there you can

to ask why we have to get there you can

to ask why we have to get there you can come and explain it please no

come and explain it please no

come and explain it please no you're not taking my child I won't let

you're not taking my child I won't let

you're not taking my child I won't let you I won't let you okay you lost that

you I won't let you okay you lost that

you I won't let you okay you lost that right the minute you screwed my friend

right the minute you screwed my friend

right the minute you screwed my friend I'm sorry William sorry [\h__\h]

I don't want Mitch I never want to see

I don't want Mitch I never want to see

I don't want Mitch I never want to see him again why get married why go through

him again why get married why go through

him again why get married why go through with it if you're at it before because I

with it if you're at it before because I

with it if you're at it before because I love you it's not a funny way of showing

love you it's not a funny way of showing

love you it's not a funny way of showing it I didn't know who I was anymore

it I didn't know who I was anymore

it I didn't know who I was anymore I just wanted to feel special while I

I just wanted to feel special while I

I just wanted to feel special while I couldn't give you that yes you could

couldn't give you that yes you could

couldn't give you that yes you could but you didn't

go go home please don't go Woody

go go home please don't go Woody

go go home please don't go Woody [Applause]

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colder than brutal bones

colder than brutal bones

colder than brutal bones colder than average

colder than average

colder than average [Music]

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[Music] Echo the Wind Blows By and gets lost

Echo the Wind Blows By and gets lost

Echo the Wind Blows By and gets lost yes

how can you break

I don't even know you

I don't even know you

I don't even know you should have known

should have known

should have known [Music]

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[Music] Shadow and deep blue

Shadow and deep blue

Shadow and deep blue [Music]

Kelly do you like it Dad said it looks

Kelly do you like it Dad said it looks

Kelly do you like it Dad said it looks like a Bangkok brothel

like a Bangkok brothel

like a Bangkok brothel I'm pregnant

what do you think Charlotte

what do you think Charlotte

what do you think Charlotte have a little brother or little sister

have a little brother or little sister

have a little brother or little sister it'll be great you'll be able to help

it'll be great you'll be able to help

it'll be great you'll be able to help look after it like a little friend all

look after it like a little friend all

look after it like a little friend all right

right

right a few weeks

a few weeks

a few weeks you know me I'm regular as Clockwork

you know me I'm regular as Clockwork

you know me I'm regular as Clockwork I can save

only our sex life hasn't exactly been

only our sex life hasn't exactly been

only our sex life hasn't exactly been exhaustive recently

Charlotte go to your room why just do it

what's the matter it's not mine

what's the matter it's not mine

what's the matter it's not mine don't lie to me Kelly I'm not who is he

don't lie to me Kelly I'm not who is he

don't lie to me Kelly I'm not who is he there isn't anyone someone from work

there isn't anyone someone from work

there isn't anyone someone from work that [\h__\h] that was sniffing around you

that [\h__\h] that was sniffing around you

that [\h__\h] that was sniffing around you it's your baby bollocks it can't be mine

it's your baby bollocks it can't be mine

it's your baby bollocks it can't be mine because I never came inside you you did

because I never came inside you you did

because I never came inside you you did yeah you know when after I'd had the

yeah you know when after I'd had the

yeah you know when after I'd had the snip

so you better tell me

so you better tell me

so you better tell me are you having an affair

are you having an affair

are you having an affair or am I asking for my money back

or am I asking for my money back

or am I asking for my money back bastard you now take a look in the

bastard you now take a look in the

bastard you now take a look in the mirror respect me when you knew how much

mirror respect me when you knew how much

mirror respect me when you knew how much I wanted a child how could you do

I wanted a child how could you do

I wanted a child how could you do one

one

one [Music]

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[Music] on five I said go to your room

yeah Kelly Pullman

yeah Kelly Pullman

yeah Kelly Pullman I'm arresting you for sexual relations

I'm arresting you for sexual relations

I'm arresting you for sexual relations with a minor you do not have to say

with a minor you do not have to say

with a minor you do not have to say anything but it may harm your defense if

anything but it may harm your defense if

anything but it may harm your defense if you do not mention one question

you do not mention one question

you do not mention one question something which you