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broadcasting from the heart of Disney

broadcasting from the heart of Disney

broadcasting from the heart of Disney this is radiolife 94.19 FM line two

this is radiolife 94.19 FM line two

this is radiolife 94.19 FM line two Philippine Campbell was your story

Philippine Campbell was your story

Philippine Campbell was your story Philip it's my girlfriend Jenny just

Philip it's my girlfriend Jenny just

Philip it's my girlfriend Jenny just recently I started to feel like she's

recently I started to feel like she's

recently I started to feel like she's not as committed as I am have you spoken

not as committed as I am have you spoken

not as committed as I am have you spoken to her about this yeah

and what was the response

Philip how old are you

Philip how old are you

Philip how old are you okay Phil listen to me this is very

okay Phil listen to me this is very

okay Phil listen to me this is very important

important

important I want you to ring this

I want you to ring this

I want you to ring this Jenny and I want you to say these exact

Jenny and I want you to say these exact

Jenny and I want you to say these exact words

words

words I want you to say Jenny I've made a

I want you to say Jenny I've made a

I want you to say Jenny I've made a mistake a big big mistake I don't want

mistake a big big mistake I don't want

mistake a big big mistake I don't want to marry you because I'm a man and as

to marry you because I'm a man and as

to marry you because I'm a man and as such I intend to spend the next 20 years

such I intend to spend the next 20 years

such I intend to spend the next 20 years of my life screwing around never really

of my life screwing around never really

of my life screwing around never really being able to commit always on the

being able to commit always on the

being able to commit always on the lookout for something hotter something

lookout for something hotter something

lookout for something hotter something dirtier sexier prettier until finally

dirtier sexier prettier until finally

dirtier sexier prettier until finally when I reach my 30s and and boarded the

when I reach my 30s and and boarded the

when I reach my 30s and and boarded the chase I'll settle down for whichever one

chase I'll settle down for whichever one

chase I'll settle down for whichever one I happen to be with at the time we'll

I happen to be with at the time we'll

I happen to be with at the time we'll get married have kids and live happily

get married have kids and live happily

get married have kids and live happily ever after

ever after

ever after as long as it's within the catchment

as long as it's within the catchment

as long as it's within the catchment area of a decent Primary School do it

area of a decent Primary School do it

area of a decent Primary School do it Philip do it now it's your destiny

Philip do it now it's your destiny

Philip do it now it's your destiny because you're a man

I'm still your best man right

your turn

thank you

hello more residents

hello more residents

hello more residents hi it's mister

hi it's mister

hi it's mister I'm afraid Mr Moyes incapacitated at the

I'm afraid Mr Moyes incapacitated at the

I'm afraid Mr Moyes incapacitated at the moment due to just receiving the best

moment due to just receiving the best

moment due to just receiving the best orgasm of his life just prior to your

orgasm of his life just prior to your

orgasm of his life just prior to your telephonic communication

telephonic communication

telephonic communication so against anybody

all right have you forgot yeah I'm awake

all right have you forgot yeah I'm awake

all right have you forgot yeah I'm awake this is what eight o'clock in the

this is what eight o'clock in the

this is what eight o'clock in the morning feels like you can shove it

what's the latest I can be there uh nine

what's the latest I can be there uh nine

what's the latest I can be there uh nine no no no no no five two five two

no no no no no five two five two

no no no no no five two five two intelligent talented astute she's the

intelligent talented astute she's the

intelligent talented astute she's the opposite of everything you find

opposite of everything you find

opposite of everything you find attractive no I actually love powerful

attractive no I actually love powerful

attractive no I actually love powerful women

women

women it's that air of unattainability hey

hey Ali sounds happy I'll take it you

hey Ali sounds happy I'll take it you

hey Ali sounds happy I'll take it you haven't told her yet

you're a bastard you know that

gotta go pal see it ten

gotta go pal see it ten

gotta go pal see it ten wait I can't believe my first day back

they're all like this at first big fast

they're all like this at first big fast

they're all like this at first big fast lots of noise

lots of noise

lots of noise why don't I ring you in an hour

why don't I ring you in an hour

why don't I ring you in an hour right when we can get back to work

somebody

somebody

somebody it'd be all right

it'd be all right

it'd be all right other kids around him all day you'll

other kids around him all day you'll

other kids around him all day you'll love it

thank you

hello equivalent to human resources

you are a Site for Sore Eyes come here

you are a Site for Sore Eyes come here

you are a Site for Sore Eyes come here give me a hug

hey

hey

hey good to have you back Claire Mona tries

good to have you back Claire Mona tries

good to have you back Claire Mona tries her best

her best

her best but with all due respect she's got that

but with all due respect she's got that

but with all due respect she's got that name from Louise

name from Louise

name from Louise so

so

so how's motherhood treating me wait

how's motherhood treating me wait

how's motherhood treating me wait terrifying

terrifying

terrifying amazing you must know

amazing you must know

amazing you must know sleepless nights no sex in the house

sleepless nights no sex in the house

sleepless nights no sex in the house looking like Dresden yeah

looking like Dresden yeah

looking like Dresden yeah it's an amazing experience

uh Human Resources Claire Bellington

I only just finished sucking his dick I

I only just finished sucking his dick I

I only just finished sucking his dick I mean it was sort of a low-life ditches

mean it was sort of a low-life ditches

mean it was sort of a low-life ditches you when you've just bloody God down on

you when you've just bloody God down on

you when you've just bloody God down on him I'm afraid I'm a little busy right

him I'm afraid I'm a little busy right

him I'm afraid I'm a little busy right now can I call you back later

now can I call you back later

now can I call you back later bye personal calls already I can see I'm

bye personal calls already I can see I'm

bye personal calls already I can see I'm gonna have to whip you back into shape

gonna have to whip you back into shape

gonna have to whip you back into shape these have just arrived

thank you

Welcome to the Real World

Welcome to the Real World

Welcome to the Real World it's a real world where everyone's

it's a real world where everyone's

it's a real world where everyone's miserable yeah just keep your mouth shut

miserable yeah just keep your mouth shut

miserable yeah just keep your mouth shut listen to what she's got to say you can

listen to what she's got to say you can

listen to what she's got to say you can be back in bed by 11. might take it with

be back in bed by 11. might take it with

be back in bed by 11. might take it with me

me

me well Ally history

well Ally history

well Ally history ah all right

ah all right

ah all right mommy doubts about her I think she's a

mommy doubts about her I think she's a

mommy doubts about her I think she's a carpet muncher Claire's gonna kill you

always seems a smidge strange to receive

always seems a smidge strange to receive

always seems a smidge strange to receive Applause before you've actually done

Applause before you've actually done

Applause before you've actually done anything

anything

anything today sees the launch of a city-wide

today sees the launch of a city-wide

today sees the launch of a city-wide billboard campaign to promote a wider

billboard campaign to promote a wider

billboard campaign to promote a wider awareness of our key shows

you're on let's take a look at them

don't say I told you so say anything you

don't say I told you so say anything you

don't say I told you so say anything you want but just not I told you so because

want but just not I told you so because

want but just not I told you so because yes I knew what he was like yes I knew

yes I knew what he was like yes I knew

yes I knew what he was like yes I knew it probably would go wrong but I still

it probably would go wrong but I still

it probably would go wrong but I still feel like [\h__\h] I feel used you know he

feel like [\h__\h] I feel used you know he

feel like [\h__\h] I feel used you know he he he reels you in makes you feel

he he reels you in makes you feel

he he reels you in makes you feel special and then once you adore him he

special and then once you adore him he

special and then once you adore him he just tosses you aside like a

just tosses you aside like a

just tosses you aside like a it could have at least waited till after

it could have at least waited till after

it could have at least waited till after your wedding because I hate being single

your wedding because I hate being single

your wedding because I hate being single at weddings people just pity you

at weddings people just pity you

at weddings people just pity you [\h__\h] a bastard not with more than a

[\h__\h] a bastard not with more than a

[\h__\h] a bastard not with more than a bastard he's a wanker yes no worse than

bastard he's a wanker yes no worse than

bastard he's a wanker yes no worse than a wanker

fine but that's what he is he's done

fine but that's what he is he's done

fine but that's what he is he's done this to everyone he's ever been with

this to everyone he's ever been with

this to everyone he's ever been with for itself congratulations you're

for itself congratulations you're

for itself congratulations you're officially a member of the much more

officially a member of the much more

officially a member of the much more Broken Hearts Club

Broken Hearts Club

Broken Hearts Club and by the way I told you so

so are we eating or not I've got no

so are we eating or not I've got no

so are we eating or not I've got no appetite

appetite

appetite beef I think I think I want you on

beef I think I think I want you on

beef I think I think I want you on so how was your first year back at work

so how was your first year back at work

so how was your first year back at work Claire good thanks but we had been back

Claire good thanks but we had been back

Claire good thanks but we had been back in Saddle but I'm sure okay he's here I

in Saddle but I'm sure okay he's here I

in Saddle but I'm sure okay he's here I was leaving Jack with a child minder

was leaving Jack with a child minder

was leaving Jack with a child minder like wrenching an arm off

like wrenching an arm off

like wrenching an arm off thanks for asking though

I'm sorry I'm being hopeless so it's all

I'm sorry I'm being hopeless so it's all

I'm sorry I'm being hopeless so it's all I can think about

I can think about

I can think about just indulge me to look who comes and

just indulge me to look who comes and

just indulge me to look who comes and then we'll talk exclusively about you

then we'll talk exclusively about you

then we'll talk exclusively about you okay

oh why does everything go wrong for me

oh why does everything go wrong for me

oh why does everything go wrong for me Claire do you think I've got some sort

Claire do you think I've got some sort

Claire do you think I've got some sort of a curse no I'm don't start over again

of a curse no I'm don't start over again

of a curse no I'm don't start over again remember what happens after again lay

remember what happens after again lay

remember what happens after again lay off the booze and don't make any late

off the booze and don't make any late

off the booze and don't make any late night suicide calls I know I know stay

night suicide calls I know I know stay

night suicide calls I know I know stay positive you never know what's around

positive you never know what's around

positive you never know what's around the corner yeah

the corner yeah

the corner yeah oh

oh

oh that's not funny oh no

she can rattle on about demographics all

she can rattle on about demographics all

she can rattle on about demographics all she likes but

she likes but

she likes but we'll do it the way we've always done it

we'll do it the way we've always done it

we'll do it the way we've always done it always turn right

always turn right

always turn right cheers

okay before you start she was a shitshag

okay before you start she was a shitshag

okay before you start she was a shitshag halitosis and she talked about babies on

halitosis and she talked about babies on

halitosis and she talked about babies on every date why haven't started why give

every date why haven't started why give

every date why haven't started why give her hope she had a good time that's all

her hope she had a good time that's all

her hope she had a good time that's all that matters

that matters

that matters so what's a new one called

so what's a new one called

so what's a new one called well I've just fancy being on my own for

well I've just fancy being on my own for

well I've just fancy being on my own for a bit actually you know getting in touch

a bit actually you know getting in touch

a bit actually you know getting in touch with me myself

with me myself

with me myself we're keeping out of it aren't we

upstairs

upstairs

upstairs how was your first day back

how was your first day back

how was your first day back fine

fine

fine did you get me flowers

did you get me flowers

did you get me flowers thank you

I'm sorry about the early stuff you know

I'm sorry about the early stuff you know

I'm sorry about the early stuff you know I'm like selfish fickle utterly

I'm like selfish fickle utterly

I'm like selfish fickle utterly self-absorbed do you forgive me

self-absorbed do you forgive me

self-absorbed do you forgive me oh they're much more smiled the one that

oh they're much more smiled the one that

oh they're much more smiled the one that gets them everything he wants

email from Claire she wants me to Chase

email from Claire she wants me to Chase

email from Claire she wants me to Chase Kelly some of the wedding dresses need

Kelly some of the wedding dresses need

Kelly some of the wedding dresses need alterations ASAP oh whoa whoa whoa I'm

alterations ASAP oh whoa whoa whoa I'm

alterations ASAP oh whoa whoa whoa I'm best man there but since when did that

best man there but since when did that

best man there but since when did that involve sorting out wedding dresses is

involve sorting out wedding dresses is

involve sorting out wedding dresses is your sister

exam conditions

foreign

hey what do you think

hey what do you think

hey what do you think stocksquirrel.com

I don't get it

squirrels stuck in amusing places around

squirrels stuck in amusing places around

squirrels stuck in amusing places around the world

and

and

and it's funny

it's funny

it's funny how long have you spent on that

how long have you spent on that

how long have you spent on that a few days

a few days

a few days this could be massive

this could be massive

this could be massive it's hardly friends reunited

what about weird willies.com

what about weird willies.com

what about weird willies.com people post photos and there's a vote on

people post photos and there's a vote on

people post photos and there's a vote on awareness

From The Heart of the City this is radio

From The Heart of the City this is radio

From The Heart of the City this is radio live tonight

live tonight

live tonight hi I'm here to see mitchmore is he

hi I'm here to see mitchmore is he

hi I'm here to see mitchmore is he expecting you no it's a surprise have

expecting you no it's a surprise have

expecting you no it's a surprise have you got a pen um but uh if you haven't

you got a pen um but uh if you haven't

you got a pen um but uh if you haven't got a scheduled meeting then I'm afraid

got a scheduled meeting then I'm afraid

got a scheduled meeting then I'm afraid I'm his girlfriend

hello

hello

hello girlfriend

Ali Jones oh Jesus I thought I'd sing

Ali Jones oh Jesus I thought I'd sing

Ali Jones oh Jesus I thought I'd sing the end of this she's a fantasies

the end of this she's a fantasies

the end of this she's a fantasies borderline stalker completely obsessed

borderline stalker completely obsessed

borderline stalker completely obsessed with me can you call security

with me can you call security

with me can you call security thanks

for the Mitch casualty Claire's best

for the Mitch casualty Claire's best

for the Mitch casualty Claire's best friend

friend

friend what are they seeing it

assistant

no it's all right I can manage

no it's all right I can manage

no it's all right I can manage I'm starving do you think she'll make me

I'm starving do you think she'll make me

I'm starving do you think she'll make me a sandwich

typical Mitch two weeks before your

typical Mitch two weeks before your

typical Mitch two weeks before your wedding means that's the last thing you

wedding means that's the last thing you

wedding means that's the last thing you need isn't it the best man the chief

need isn't it the best man the chief

need isn't it the best man the chief buys me not talking to each other

buys me not talking to each other

buys me not talking to each other should change your seating arrangement

should change your seating arrangement

should change your seating arrangement you want to get them as far away from

you want to get them as far away from

you want to get them as far away from each other as possible you know what

each other as possible you know what

each other as possible you know what Ali's like the drink inside Claire

Ali's like the drink inside Claire

Ali's like the drink inside Claire you've got any beetroot

you've got any beetroot

you've got any beetroot um try the bottom cupboard there's all

um try the bottom cupboard there's all

um try the bottom cupboard there's all kinds of stuff in there God I wish I'd

kinds of stuff in there God I wish I'd

kinds of stuff in there God I wish I'd lost more weight I'm going to be

lost more weight I'm going to be

lost more weight I'm going to be waddling down now like an elephant okay

waddling down now like an elephant okay

waddling down now like an elephant okay we look great

we look great

we look great I haven't been able to shift the extra

I haven't been able to shift the extra

I haven't been able to shift the extra cut on with Jack we're in this stupid

cut on with Jack we're in this stupid

cut on with Jack we're in this stupid idiot proposed five years ago

idiot proposed five years ago

idiot proposed five years ago actually I had a figure like yours

actually I had a figure like yours

actually I had a figure like yours proper tits proper ass kids at school

proper tits proper ass kids at school

proper tits proper ass kids at school start calling me sir you definitely got

start calling me sir you definitely got

start calling me sir you definitely got something Claire yeah I'm fine we're

something Claire yeah I'm fine we're

something Claire yeah I'm fine we're trying to have a conversation here

trying to have a conversation here

trying to have a conversation here there's pickle in the fridge Branston

there's pickle in the fridge Branston

there's pickle in the fridge Branston why do you eat at work Surfer went down

why do you eat at work Surfer went down

why do you eat at work Surfer went down again

again

again there's something to go down on me

there's something to go down on me

there's something to go down on me though

Christ knows why you get married your

Christ knows why you get married your

Christ knows why you get married your body are perfect how an attention these

body are perfect how an attention these

body are perfect how an attention these days I have to dress up as a laptop

thanks Paul great to have a marriage is

thanks Paul great to have a marriage is

thanks Paul great to have a marriage is working for a change Aaron in two in

working for a change Aaron in two in

working for a change Aaron in two in Europe what's happening Aaron

taken over my life because there's this

taken over my life because there's this

taken over my life because there's this connection between us

connection between us

connection between us pressure this building and building

pressure this building and building

pressure this building and building I'm ready to burst so what seems to be

I'm ready to burst so what seems to be

I'm ready to burst so what seems to be the problem

s

it's only your brother

and you show the attraction's mutual

and you show the attraction's mutual

and you show the attraction's mutual maybe but she's too afraid to act on it

maybe but she's too afraid to act on it

maybe but she's too afraid to act on it right come on relax

well like I say 100 times a night life

well like I say 100 times a night life

well like I say 100 times a night life is too short for misery If This Woman's

is too short for misery If This Woman's

is too short for misery If This Woman's she's not happy with who she's with when

she's not happy with who she's with when

she's not happy with who she's with when maybe you're the man that make her up

maybe you're the man that make her up

maybe you're the man that make her up yeah

he was she's my teacher

he was she's my teacher

he was she's my teacher it was just getting good

so you're one of her peoples

well my advice would be the same

well my advice would be the same

well my advice would be the same go for it mate go for it I always used

go for it mate go for it I always used

go for it mate go for it I always used to say sex education should have a

to say sex education should have a

to say sex education should have a practical element well in birming you're

practical element well in birming you're

practical element well in birming you're on I've got this water