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broadcasting from the heart of Disney
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broadcasting from the heart of Disney
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broadcasting from the heart of Disney
this is radiolife 94.19 FM line two
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this is radiolife 94.19 FM line two
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this is radiolife 94.19 FM line two
Philippine Campbell was your story
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Philippine Campbell was your story
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Philippine Campbell was your story
Philip it's my girlfriend Jenny just
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Philip it's my girlfriend Jenny just
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Philip it's my girlfriend Jenny just
recently I started to feel like she's
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recently I started to feel like she's
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recently I started to feel like she's
not as committed as I am have you spoken
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not as committed as I am have you spoken
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not as committed as I am have you spoken
to her about this yeah
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and what was the response
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Philip how old are you
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Philip how old are you
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Philip how old are you
okay Phil listen to me this is very
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okay Phil listen to me this is very
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okay Phil listen to me this is very
important
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important
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important
I want you to ring this
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I want you to ring this
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I want you to ring this
Jenny and I want you to say these exact
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Jenny and I want you to say these exact
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Jenny and I want you to say these exact
words
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words
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words
I want you to say Jenny I've made a
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I want you to say Jenny I've made a
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I want you to say Jenny I've made a
mistake a big big mistake I don't want
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mistake a big big mistake I don't want
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mistake a big big mistake I don't want
to marry you because I'm a man and as
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to marry you because I'm a man and as
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to marry you because I'm a man and as
such I intend to spend the next 20 years
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such I intend to spend the next 20 years
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such I intend to spend the next 20 years
of my life screwing around never really
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of my life screwing around never really
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of my life screwing around never really
being able to commit always on the
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being able to commit always on the
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being able to commit always on the
lookout for something hotter something
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lookout for something hotter something
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lookout for something hotter something
dirtier sexier prettier until finally
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dirtier sexier prettier until finally
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dirtier sexier prettier until finally
when I reach my 30s and and boarded the
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when I reach my 30s and and boarded the
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when I reach my 30s and and boarded the
chase I'll settle down for whichever one
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chase I'll settle down for whichever one
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chase I'll settle down for whichever one
I happen to be with at the time we'll
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I happen to be with at the time we'll
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I happen to be with at the time we'll
get married have kids and live happily
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get married have kids and live happily
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get married have kids and live happily
ever after
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ever after
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ever after
as long as it's within the catchment
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as long as it's within the catchment
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as long as it's within the catchment
area of a decent Primary School do it
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area of a decent Primary School do it
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area of a decent Primary School do it
Philip do it now it's your destiny
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Philip do it now it's your destiny
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Philip do it now it's your destiny
because you're a man
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I'm still your best man right
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your turn
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thank you
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hello more residents
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hello more residents
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hello more residents
hi it's mister
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hi it's mister
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hi it's mister
I'm afraid Mr Moyes incapacitated at the
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I'm afraid Mr Moyes incapacitated at the
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I'm afraid Mr Moyes incapacitated at the
moment due to just receiving the best
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moment due to just receiving the best
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moment due to just receiving the best
orgasm of his life just prior to your
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orgasm of his life just prior to your
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orgasm of his life just prior to your
telephonic communication
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telephonic communication
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telephonic communication
so against anybody
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all right have you forgot yeah I'm awake
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all right have you forgot yeah I'm awake
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all right have you forgot yeah I'm awake
this is what eight o'clock in the
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this is what eight o'clock in the
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this is what eight o'clock in the
morning feels like you can shove it
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what's the latest I can be there uh nine
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what's the latest I can be there uh nine
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what's the latest I can be there uh nine
no no no no no five two five two
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no no no no no five two five two
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no no no no no five two five two
intelligent talented astute she's the
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intelligent talented astute she's the
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intelligent talented astute she's the
opposite of everything you find
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opposite of everything you find
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opposite of everything you find
attractive no I actually love powerful
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attractive no I actually love powerful
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attractive no I actually love powerful
women
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women
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women
it's that air of unattainability hey
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hey Ali sounds happy I'll take it you
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hey Ali sounds happy I'll take it you
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hey Ali sounds happy I'll take it you
haven't told her yet
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you're a bastard you know that
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gotta go pal see it ten
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gotta go pal see it ten
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gotta go pal see it ten
wait I can't believe my first day back
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they're all like this at first big fast
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they're all like this at first big fast
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they're all like this at first big fast
lots of noise
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lots of noise
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lots of noise
why don't I ring you in an hour
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why don't I ring you in an hour
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why don't I ring you in an hour
right when we can get back to work
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somebody
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somebody
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somebody
it'd be all right
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it'd be all right
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it'd be all right
other kids around him all day you'll
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other kids around him all day you'll
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other kids around him all day you'll
love it
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thank you
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hello equivalent to human resources
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you are a Site for Sore Eyes come here
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you are a Site for Sore Eyes come here
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you are a Site for Sore Eyes come here
give me a hug
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hey
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hey
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hey
good to have you back Claire Mona tries
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good to have you back Claire Mona tries
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good to have you back Claire Mona tries
her best
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her best
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her best
but with all due respect she's got that
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but with all due respect she's got that
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but with all due respect she's got that
name from Louise
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name from Louise
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name from Louise
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so
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so
how's motherhood treating me wait
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how's motherhood treating me wait
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how's motherhood treating me wait
terrifying
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terrifying
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terrifying
amazing you must know
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amazing you must know
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amazing you must know
sleepless nights no sex in the house
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sleepless nights no sex in the house
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sleepless nights no sex in the house
looking like Dresden yeah
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looking like Dresden yeah
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looking like Dresden yeah
it's an amazing experience
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uh Human Resources Claire Bellington
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I only just finished sucking his dick I
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I only just finished sucking his dick I
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I only just finished sucking his dick I
mean it was sort of a low-life ditches
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mean it was sort of a low-life ditches
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mean it was sort of a low-life ditches
you when you've just bloody God down on
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you when you've just bloody God down on
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you when you've just bloody God down on
him I'm afraid I'm a little busy right
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him I'm afraid I'm a little busy right
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him I'm afraid I'm a little busy right
now can I call you back later
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now can I call you back later
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now can I call you back later
bye personal calls already I can see I'm
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bye personal calls already I can see I'm
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bye personal calls already I can see I'm
gonna have to whip you back into shape
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gonna have to whip you back into shape
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gonna have to whip you back into shape
these have just arrived
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thank you
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Welcome to the Real World
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Welcome to the Real World
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Welcome to the Real World
it's a real world where everyone's
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it's a real world where everyone's
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it's a real world where everyone's
miserable yeah just keep your mouth shut
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miserable yeah just keep your mouth shut
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miserable yeah just keep your mouth shut
listen to what she's got to say you can
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listen to what she's got to say you can
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listen to what she's got to say you can
be back in bed by 11. might take it with
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be back in bed by 11. might take it with
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be back in bed by 11. might take it with
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me
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well Ally history
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well Ally history
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well Ally history
ah all right
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ah all right
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ah all right
mommy doubts about her I think she's a
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mommy doubts about her I think she's a
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mommy doubts about her I think she's a
carpet muncher Claire's gonna kill you
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always seems a smidge strange to receive
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always seems a smidge strange to receive
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always seems a smidge strange to receive
Applause before you've actually done
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Applause before you've actually done
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Applause before you've actually done
anything
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anything
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anything
today sees the launch of a city-wide
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today sees the launch of a city-wide
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today sees the launch of a city-wide
billboard campaign to promote a wider
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billboard campaign to promote a wider
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billboard campaign to promote a wider
awareness of our key shows
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you're on let's take a look at them
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don't say I told you so say anything you
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don't say I told you so say anything you
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don't say I told you so say anything you
want but just not I told you so because
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want but just not I told you so because
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want but just not I told you so because
yes I knew what he was like yes I knew
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yes I knew what he was like yes I knew
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yes I knew what he was like yes I knew
it probably would go wrong but I still
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it probably would go wrong but I still
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it probably would go wrong but I still
feel like [\h__\h] I feel used you know he
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feel like [\h__\h] I feel used you know he
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feel like [\h__\h] I feel used you know he
he he reels you in makes you feel
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he he reels you in makes you feel
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he he reels you in makes you feel
special and then once you adore him he
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special and then once you adore him he
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special and then once you adore him he
just tosses you aside like a
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just tosses you aside like a
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just tosses you aside like a
it could have at least waited till after
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it could have at least waited till after
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it could have at least waited till after
your wedding because I hate being single
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your wedding because I hate being single
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your wedding because I hate being single
at weddings people just pity you
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at weddings people just pity you
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at weddings people just pity you
[\h__\h] a bastard not with more than a
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[\h__\h] a bastard not with more than a
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[\h__\h] a bastard not with more than a
bastard he's a wanker yes no worse than
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bastard he's a wanker yes no worse than
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bastard he's a wanker yes no worse than
a wanker
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fine but that's what he is he's done
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fine but that's what he is he's done
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fine but that's what he is he's done
this to everyone he's ever been with
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this to everyone he's ever been with
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this to everyone he's ever been with
for itself congratulations you're
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for itself congratulations you're
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for itself congratulations you're
officially a member of the much more
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officially a member of the much more
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officially a member of the much more
Broken Hearts Club
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Broken Hearts Club
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Broken Hearts Club
and by the way I told you so
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so are we eating or not I've got no
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so are we eating or not I've got no
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so are we eating or not I've got no
appetite
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appetite
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appetite
beef I think I think I want you on
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beef I think I think I want you on
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beef I think I think I want you on
so how was your first year back at work
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so how was your first year back at work
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so how was your first year back at work
Claire good thanks but we had been back
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Claire good thanks but we had been back
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Claire good thanks but we had been back
in Saddle but I'm sure okay he's here I
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in Saddle but I'm sure okay he's here I
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in Saddle but I'm sure okay he's here I
was leaving Jack with a child minder
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was leaving Jack with a child minder
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was leaving Jack with a child minder
like wrenching an arm off
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like wrenching an arm off
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like wrenching an arm off
thanks for asking though
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I'm sorry I'm being hopeless so it's all
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I'm sorry I'm being hopeless so it's all
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I'm sorry I'm being hopeless so it's all
I can think about
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I can think about
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I can think about
just indulge me to look who comes and
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just indulge me to look who comes and
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just indulge me to look who comes and
then we'll talk exclusively about you
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then we'll talk exclusively about you
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then we'll talk exclusively about you
okay
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oh why does everything go wrong for me
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oh why does everything go wrong for me
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oh why does everything go wrong for me
Claire do you think I've got some sort
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Claire do you think I've got some sort
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Claire do you think I've got some sort
of a curse no I'm don't start over again
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of a curse no I'm don't start over again
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of a curse no I'm don't start over again
remember what happens after again lay
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remember what happens after again lay
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remember what happens after again lay
off the booze and don't make any late
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off the booze and don't make any late
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off the booze and don't make any late
night suicide calls I know I know stay
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night suicide calls I know I know stay
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night suicide calls I know I know stay
positive you never know what's around
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positive you never know what's around
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positive you never know what's around
the corner yeah
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the corner yeah
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the corner yeah
oh
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oh
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oh
that's not funny oh no
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she can rattle on about demographics all
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she can rattle on about demographics all
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she can rattle on about demographics all
she likes but
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she likes but
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she likes but
we'll do it the way we've always done it
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we'll do it the way we've always done it
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we'll do it the way we've always done it
always turn right
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always turn right
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always turn right
cheers
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okay before you start she was a shitshag
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okay before you start she was a shitshag
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okay before you start she was a shitshag
halitosis and she talked about babies on
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halitosis and she talked about babies on
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halitosis and she talked about babies on
every date why haven't started why give
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every date why haven't started why give
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every date why haven't started why give
her hope she had a good time that's all
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her hope she had a good time that's all
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her hope she had a good time that's all
that matters
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that matters
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that matters
so what's a new one called
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so what's a new one called
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so what's a new one called
well I've just fancy being on my own for
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well I've just fancy being on my own for
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well I've just fancy being on my own for
a bit actually you know getting in touch
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a bit actually you know getting in touch
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a bit actually you know getting in touch
with me myself
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with me myself
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with me myself
we're keeping out of it aren't we
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upstairs
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upstairs
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upstairs
how was your first day back
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how was your first day back
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how was your first day back
fine
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fine
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fine
did you get me flowers
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did you get me flowers
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did you get me flowers
thank you
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I'm sorry about the early stuff you know
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I'm sorry about the early stuff you know
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I'm sorry about the early stuff you know
I'm like selfish fickle utterly
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I'm like selfish fickle utterly
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I'm like selfish fickle utterly
self-absorbed do you forgive me
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self-absorbed do you forgive me
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self-absorbed do you forgive me
oh they're much more smiled the one that
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oh they're much more smiled the one that
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oh they're much more smiled the one that
gets them everything he wants
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email from Claire she wants me to Chase
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email from Claire she wants me to Chase
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email from Claire she wants me to Chase
Kelly some of the wedding dresses need
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Kelly some of the wedding dresses need
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Kelly some of the wedding dresses need
alterations ASAP oh whoa whoa whoa I'm
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alterations ASAP oh whoa whoa whoa I'm
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alterations ASAP oh whoa whoa whoa I'm
best man there but since when did that
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best man there but since when did that
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best man there but since when did that
involve sorting out wedding dresses is
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involve sorting out wedding dresses is
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involve sorting out wedding dresses is
your sister
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exam conditions
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foreign
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hey what do you think
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hey what do you think
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hey what do you think
stocksquirrel.com
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I don't get it
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squirrels stuck in amusing places around
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squirrels stuck in amusing places around
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squirrels stuck in amusing places around
the world
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and
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and
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and
it's funny
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it's funny
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it's funny
how long have you spent on that
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how long have you spent on that
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how long have you spent on that
a few days
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a few days
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a few days
this could be massive
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this could be massive
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this could be massive
it's hardly friends reunited
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what about weird willies.com
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what about weird willies.com
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what about weird willies.com
people post photos and there's a vote on
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people post photos and there's a vote on
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people post photos and there's a vote on
awareness
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From The Heart of the City this is radio
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From The Heart of the City this is radio
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From The Heart of the City this is radio
live tonight
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live tonight
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live tonight
hi I'm here to see mitchmore is he
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hi I'm here to see mitchmore is he
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hi I'm here to see mitchmore is he
expecting you no it's a surprise have
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expecting you no it's a surprise have
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expecting you no it's a surprise have
you got a pen um but uh if you haven't
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you got a pen um but uh if you haven't
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you got a pen um but uh if you haven't
got a scheduled meeting then I'm afraid
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got a scheduled meeting then I'm afraid
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got a scheduled meeting then I'm afraid
I'm his girlfriend
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hello
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hello
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hello
girlfriend
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Ali Jones oh Jesus I thought I'd sing
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Ali Jones oh Jesus I thought I'd sing
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Ali Jones oh Jesus I thought I'd sing
the end of this she's a fantasies
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the end of this she's a fantasies
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the end of this she's a fantasies
borderline stalker completely obsessed
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borderline stalker completely obsessed
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borderline stalker completely obsessed
with me can you call security
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with me can you call security
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with me can you call security
thanks
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for the Mitch casualty Claire's best
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for the Mitch casualty Claire's best
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for the Mitch casualty Claire's best
friend
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friend
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friend
what are they seeing it
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assistant
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no it's all right I can manage
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no it's all right I can manage
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no it's all right I can manage
I'm starving do you think she'll make me
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I'm starving do you think she'll make me
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I'm starving do you think she'll make me
a sandwich
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typical Mitch two weeks before your
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typical Mitch two weeks before your
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typical Mitch two weeks before your
wedding means that's the last thing you
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wedding means that's the last thing you
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wedding means that's the last thing you
need isn't it the best man the chief
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need isn't it the best man the chief
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need isn't it the best man the chief
buys me not talking to each other
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buys me not talking to each other
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buys me not talking to each other
should change your seating arrangement
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should change your seating arrangement
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should change your seating arrangement
you want to get them as far away from
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you want to get them as far away from
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you want to get them as far away from
each other as possible you know what
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each other as possible you know what
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each other as possible you know what
Ali's like the drink inside Claire
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Ali's like the drink inside Claire
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Ali's like the drink inside Claire
you've got any beetroot
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you've got any beetroot
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you've got any beetroot
um try the bottom cupboard there's all
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um try the bottom cupboard there's all
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um try the bottom cupboard there's all
kinds of stuff in there God I wish I'd
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kinds of stuff in there God I wish I'd
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kinds of stuff in there God I wish I'd
lost more weight I'm going to be
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lost more weight I'm going to be
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lost more weight I'm going to be
waddling down now like an elephant okay
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waddling down now like an elephant okay
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waddling down now like an elephant okay
we look great
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we look great
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we look great
I haven't been able to shift the extra
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I haven't been able to shift the extra
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I haven't been able to shift the extra
cut on with Jack we're in this stupid
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cut on with Jack we're in this stupid
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cut on with Jack we're in this stupid
idiot proposed five years ago
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idiot proposed five years ago
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idiot proposed five years ago
actually I had a figure like yours
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actually I had a figure like yours
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actually I had a figure like yours
proper tits proper ass kids at school
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proper tits proper ass kids at school
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proper tits proper ass kids at school
start calling me sir you definitely got
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start calling me sir you definitely got
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start calling me sir you definitely got
something Claire yeah I'm fine we're
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something Claire yeah I'm fine we're
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something Claire yeah I'm fine we're
trying to have a conversation here
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trying to have a conversation here
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trying to have a conversation here
there's pickle in the fridge Branston
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there's pickle in the fridge Branston
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there's pickle in the fridge Branston
why do you eat at work Surfer went down
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why do you eat at work Surfer went down
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why do you eat at work Surfer went down
again
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again
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again
there's something to go down on me
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there's something to go down on me
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there's something to go down on me
though
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Christ knows why you get married your
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Christ knows why you get married your
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Christ knows why you get married your
body are perfect how an attention these
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body are perfect how an attention these
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body are perfect how an attention these
days I have to dress up as a laptop
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thanks Paul great to have a marriage is
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thanks Paul great to have a marriage is
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thanks Paul great to have a marriage is
working for a change Aaron in two in
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working for a change Aaron in two in
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working for a change Aaron in two in
Europe what's happening Aaron
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taken over my life because there's this
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taken over my life because there's this
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taken over my life because there's this
connection between us
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connection between us
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connection between us
pressure this building and building
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pressure this building and building
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pressure this building and building
I'm ready to burst so what seems to be
512
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I'm ready to burst so what seems to be
513
00:14:57,959 --> 00:15:00,410
I'm ready to burst so what seems to be
the problem
514
00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:00,420
515
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:03,889
s
516
00:15:03,889 --> 00:15:03,899
517
00:15:03,899 --> 00:15:08,449
it's only your brother
518
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:08,459
519
00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:12,110
and you show the attraction's mutual
520
00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:12,120
and you show the attraction's mutual
521
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,670
and you show the attraction's mutual
maybe but she's too afraid to act on it
522
00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:13,680
maybe but she's too afraid to act on it
523
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:19,430
maybe but she's too afraid to act on it
right come on relax
524
00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:19,440
525
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,590
well like I say 100 times a night life
526
00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:21,600
well like I say 100 times a night life
527
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,230
well like I say 100 times a night life
is too short for misery If This Woman's
528
00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:24,240
is too short for misery If This Woman's
529
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,850
is too short for misery If This Woman's
she's not happy with who she's with when
530
00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:25,860
she's not happy with who she's with when
531
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:27,110
she's not happy with who she's with when
maybe you're the man that make her up
532
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:27,120
maybe you're the man that make her up
533
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:31,509
maybe you're the man that make her up
yeah
534
00:15:31,509 --> 00:15:31,519
535
00:15:31,519 --> 00:15:35,329
he was she's my teacher
536
00:15:35,329 --> 00:15:35,339
he was she's my teacher
537
00:15:35,339 --> 00:15:43,550
he was she's my teacher
it was just getting good
538
00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:43,560
539
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:49,009
so you're one of her peoples
540
00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:49,019
541
00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:52,430
well my advice would be the same
542
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:52,440
well my advice would be the same
543
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,129
well my advice would be the same
go for it mate go for it I always used
544
00:15:55,129 --> 00:15:55,139
go for it mate go for it I always used
545
00:15:55,139 --> 00:15:56,930
go for it mate go for it I always used
to say sex education should have a
546
00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:56,940
to say sex education should have a
547
00:15:56,940 --> 00:16:00,470
to say sex education should have a
practical element well in birming you're
548
00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:00,480
practical element well in birming you're
549
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,980
practical element well in birming you're
on I've got this water
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