All language subtitles for Not.Dead.Yet.S01E13.WEB.H264-CAKES.en

(upbeat music)

-Nell, when I was alive...
-(gasps)

...I organized
some of the messiest

celebrities in Hollywood.

I catalogued
Justin Bieber's sneaker vault.

It almost killed me.

But your half of this bathroom

is the worst I've seen.

It's not that bad.

This face wash is from 2013.

Yeah.
Pretty sure this hair wax

was originally cream.

What about this shaving kit
on the floor?

It's my ex-fiancé's.
He's been staying here

the past couple weeks
till we figure out our status.

That sounds messy
in a couple of ways.

But that kit doesn't belong
on the floor.

-Where does it belong?
-I don't know.

Maybe it belongs
right where it is.

I don't know, I don't know
where to put it yet.

So don't rush me.

(sighs)

-Ah!
-GRACE: Okay.

I see we're having an emotional
reaction to this object,

and it's coming out
as aggression.

I know.

I'm sorry.

I'm just
a little bit conflicted

about our relationship.

(incessant tapping)

Morning, babe.

Yeah, I tend
to hang on to things.

(upbeat music)

♪ ♪

Nell, how does it feel
to have a lover

who knows how to treat
a cast-iron skillet?

Excuse me, I don't
treat your girlfriend,

the skillet, with more respect.

She's not my girlfriend.

She's my life partner.

-Right.
-She's perfectly seasoned.

-Isn't she?
-(both chuckle)

Oh, I like the way
this man thinks.

Everything has its place.

-Mm.
-PHILLIP: Hey, by the way,

have you told Sam that I've
been staying with you?

Nope. Nell hasn't told
any of her friends about you.

Since you devastated her,
she's basically

been talking crap about you
for six months,

and they all basically
hate you.

Okay, have a nice day.

Yeah, you too, bud.

God. I haven't told
my friends about us

because I'm not
exactly sure what "us" is.

I know, and I'm not gonna ask
you to uproot your life again.

You're damn right, you're not.
(chuckles)

I mean, you are handsome,

but you are not that handsome.

Are you sure about that?

-Ehh.
-PHILLIP: Actually, I have

some potentially
good news on that front.

A new restaurant in town is
looking for a chef.

-Oh.
-So if you wanna give this

another chance,
I'll take the job.

-I'll stay.
-Wow.

(laughs nervously)
That's--

that's amazing.

Is it okay if I just take
a second to think about it?

Yes, of course.

Of course it's fine.
I don't want to pressure you.

-NELL: Okay.
-Okay, no rush.

-I'm gonna hop in the shower.
-Okay.

(midtempo music)

You might want to find
a permanent home

for that shaving kit.

NELL: Hmm.

♪ ♪

-Oh, here she comes.
-Mm. (muttering)

Hey.

BOTH: Hey.

So what'd you do last night?

Oh, um, nothing much.

So we're not gonna
talk about the fact

that Phillip is clearly
staying with you?

-Nope.
-Roger that.

Oh, fun.

Everyone's standing around
holding beverages.

Ah, how I wish I could partake
in the bullpen camaraderie.

-(chuckles)
-(cell phone ringing)

Dennis, I wanted to ask you
about the deadline th--

Everybody, shut up!

Hello?

Yes. (stammers) We do not need
a new HVAC system.

Thank you so much
for your concern.

Okay, so what the hell
was that?

Ben and I just got certified
to be foster parents.

Oh, my God, congratulations.

-That is amazing.
-BOTH: Thank you.

Ever since Ben and I
decided to adopt,

Lexi has been very devoted
to this project.

Mm, you're welcome.

DENNIS:
Anyway, we're over the moon.

But now we have to wait
for an agency to call

and tell us there's a baby
in need of immediate placement,

and then we can adopt.

They only call
during business hours,

and you have a very small
window to say yes or no

before they go to the next
family on the list,

so we must remain vigilant.

Uh-huh.

♪ ♪

How can you work
with all this clutter?

You're worse
than Machine Gun Kelly.

And he was a nightmare.

I'm a creative, Grace.

So I need a lively atmosphere
to stimulate my brain.

Try something for me, okay?

Now close your eyes.

Visualize your ideal office.

Picture your desk
in its perfect state.

Do you see it?

-Nell, do you see it?
-Mm-hmm.

Okay, now open your eyes

and remove everything
you didn't see.

♪ ♪

Hmm.

(chaotic rock music)

♪ ♪

(grunts, sighs)

What do you think?

I think you're a genius.

That's what I'm saying, Nell.

You have to look at your life
and ask yourself,

am I in my ideal space?

Okay, I get it.

Yeah, I think
my life is too messy.

I need to figure out
what's going on with Phillip.

I need to talk to my friends.

Oh, I just meant that you
didn't need two staplers,

but I'm glad you got
something more out of it.

♪ ♪

So basically it's up to me.

If I want him to stay,
he'll take the job.

So what do you think?

Honestly?

I just don't know if I believe
Phillip has changed enough

to be good for you.

And she doesn't even know
about the shaving kit issue.

I don't know.
People can change.

Monty and I,
we broke up for a while

before we finally
ended up together.

Now, mind you, he did his part
and did the work.

That's what I'm saying,
though, okay?

I know, like, Phillip is in,
like, therapy or everything,

sure, but, like,
is that enough?

-Well, I mean, he's--he's...
-He--

...willing to move
across the world for her.

That's a sign
that he's serious.

-I guess--
-That's also a sign that he's

-moving very fast.
-Really?

-Yes.
-I don't think so.

You know why?
Because they were together

-five years before...
-(spluttering)

...which means they are
basically

picking up
from where they left off.

That is the part
that worries me!

-Right?
-Hello? Hello?

Can I weigh in
on my life here too?

Okay.

I mean, I guess
if you have a take.

Yeah, I--I guess I'm--

I'm just remembering
what it feels like

to be in a relationship.

And it feels good, it does.

Feels easy to just kind of
slide back into it.

I can tell you this.
When it came to me and Monty,

I'm glad I gave him
another chance.

Okay.

If you promise that you are
really, really sure,

I promise I will do my very
best to get on board with it.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Yeah.

Thank you, ladies.

-Okay.
-CRICKET: (chuckles)

I have a phone call
to make.

(sighs)

I feel really good about this.

That's the goal,
to feel good in your space.

-Tell me what he says.
-Okay.

(line trills)

-PHILLIP: Hey, babe.
-Hi.

So I want you to take the job.

-PHILLIP: Yes!
-(laughs)

-PHILLIP: Yes, yes, yes, yes!
-Jeez.

PHILLIP: Ah!
Ah, Nell, I'm so happy.

Yes, yes, I am happy too.

-Okay.
-PHILLIP: Okay.

All right, I'll see you soon.

Grace, he said he was so...

♪ ♪

Happy.

Grace?

Huh.

(upbeat music)

Dennis, can you assign me
another obituary,

like, right now?

Okay.
Um, I have

the oldest CrossFit champion
ever to win Fittest on Earth.

She could bench as much
as other people could squat,

which is apparently impressive.

Okay, just send it.

Okay.

Uh, sent.

-(message tone)
-Okay.

(playful music)

♪ ♪

Huh.

Was there something else?

No.

No.

You know what?

Everything's great, yeah.

Yeah, lovin' life.

Nell?

Babe!
What are you doing here?

Well, I thought
I'd be wildly romantic

and come whisk you away
to lunch...

-(gasps)
-PHILLIP: ...to celebrate me

taking the job and staying.

I'm in. (chuckles)
Where we going?

-So he's staying?
-PHILLIP: Yeah.

I'm genuinely, genuinely,
genuinely,

genuinely so happy for you.

Then why do you look like
the clown from It?

PHILLIP: I have an idea.

I would love to cook
for you all,

just to get to know you better.

Are you all free
for dinner tonight?

Aah.

-Tonight?
-Yeah.

That sounds great.
I'll invite Cricket.

I have a free night

because Ben is
at a Taylor Swift concert.

I'll bring the port.

-Great.
-Great.

-The more, the merrier.
-LEXI: Ah.

So much happens in the bullpen.

Every time I come down here,
I really enjoy myself.

(midtempo music)

-NELL: Mmm, so delicious.
-(dog whines)

Are you kidding?

EDWARD:
Nell, Phillip being here

has really made you
less of a train wreck.

It's nice to come in
and not trip on your shoes

or your purse...or your pants.

I mean, I left my pants
by the door, like, one time.

Eh.

And there's no Cheeto dust
on the walls.

-Dude!
-And I got her to stop

watching Bachelor Archipelago
Strippers on Ice.

It's called
Bachelor's Island,

and they were on ice for
one episode in season three.

-(doorbell rings)
-Oh, my God.

Okay, it's happening.
They're here.

-Here we go.
-Don't freak out.

Okay?
I'm right here with you.

NELL: All right,
right this way, everyone.

Hey.

-Okay.
-Ooh.

This is, um,
very, very beautiful.

Phillip worked at it all day.

I mean, it's a little gaudy.

-Is it?
-LEXI: Yeah, so beautiful.

-(pigeons cooing)
-Oh.

Look at these gorgeous pigeons.

Oh, and a garbage pit.

EDWARD:
No, that is compost.

Ah.

Well, I know I'm a guest,
but I will not be eating that.

Well, it's my understanding
you weren't invited,

so technically
you aren't a guest.

Well, judging by
your crunchy granola vibes

and the smell of your
all-natural deodorant,

I'm guessing
that this was your doing.

-Huh.
-Huh.

Hmm.

May I interest you ladies
in a Kusshi oyster

with spicy horseradish
mignonette?

-Absolutely.
-Thank you, darling.

-SAM: Yeah, uh-huh.
-CRICKET: I just wanna tell you

that I am fully supportive
of this relationship.

-Oh, that's so sweet.
-But I also wanna tell you

that my sister-in-law
is a police officer...

Who owes me a favor.

Just wanna leave you with that.

Okay.

NELL: Mm-hmm.

Excuse me.
It is officially

too late for the agency
to call me,

so I am having both of these.

Have you guys tried them?

They actually make me
feel taller.

I think I'm Team Phillip.

Okay, yeah,
but good cocktails

and good appetizers
don't necessarily make

a good boyfriend, all right?

Hey, Phillip.
Hey, love the oysters.

Quick question, how's your
relationship with your mother?

Oh, my God, she's my hero.

-Of course she is.
-That actually reminds me

of a story of when his mother
came to visit us in London.

And, uh, she fell into
the glass doors at Harrods.

You--do you remember,
we were in--it was Primark,

and she got wedged in the,
um, revolving door.

NELL: (laughing) Yes.

You tell the story.
You're better at it.

-Really?
-Yeah.

All right,
so my mum really wanted

to go shopping that day,

but she was also
a little wobbly

from one too many
espresso martinis

-the night before...
-(laughter)

PHILLIP:
So needless to say,

a bit of nudging was required

in the old, uh, derriere--

I know
there are ladies present.

(laughter)

You can probably all tell
I'm trying to win you over

with fancy appetizers
and specialty cocktails.

-Ah, well, it's working.
-(laughter)

But I know it's gonna take
a lot more than that

to gain back your trust.

-I've made mistakes.
-(inhales deeply)

PHILLIP: And I'm really trying
to be more open

and honest with--

with myself and with--
with Nell.

And, man, I just--
I really hope we all have

many more nights
like this to come.

Wow, that was genuinely
very nice.

You only said "genuinely"
once.

You meant it.

Wow, I guess I did.

I really appreciate
what you said about honesty.

My husband, Monty, and I,

we never kept secrets
from each other.

And trust me, with that man,

there were some things
I did not want to know.

(laughter)

But at the end of the day,
I'm glad I knew it all,

because it brought us
closer together.

I wish you all
could've met him.

I wish I could've
met him too.

(chuckles)
To Monty.

-Aw.
-ALL: To Monty.

-CRICKET: Cheers.
-SAM: Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna run downstairs
and grab us

another bottle of wine, okay?

I'll be right back.

(indistinct chatter)

(soft dramatic music)

-Are you all right?
-Huh?

I'm sorry if I said
too much out there.

I just want them to know
how serious I am.

Also, I'm genuinely terrified
of Cricket's sister-in-law.

(chuckles)
No, I loved what you said.

This is actually about that.

Can--will you sit with me?

Yeah, of course.

(exhales heavily)

Uh...

what Cricket said about being
honest in a relationship,

it--it really hit me because...

I haven't been completely open
and honest with you

about a huge part of my life.

(stammers)
And it's not just you.

I haven't told anyone this.

♪ ♪

Ooh, okay, this is really hard.

I have been talking
to dead people.

(laughs)

Oh.

Wow.

Nell, that's, uh--

-I don't quite know what to say.
-NELL: I get it.

I know this is a lot
to process.

PHILLIP: (exhales deeply)

But if we're gonna be
in a relationship,

then I have to be honest
with you.

Um, I mean, you've always had
a writer's mind,

a--a vivid imagination.

But it's more than that.

It--it's hard to explain,

but it is just
so very real to me.

PHILLIP: Okay, listen.

-Listen. Listen.
-Yeah.

The ghosts have gone now,
all right?

-And that's--that's good.
-Yeah.

Now, you were clearly going
through a very dark period,

but you're coming out
of that now.

I--I guess I feel different
without them.

PHILLIP: Of course you do.

Listen, here's
what's gonna happen.

NELL: Mm-hmm.

You're gonna quit that job.

-I--I can't--
-PHILLIP: Nell.

You're clearly struggling.
I'm here now.

You'll take a break.
You'll figure some things out.

You and I, we can move
into a bigger place.

We can start a better life.

We can leave all the--
the dead-people talk behind.

(soft music)

-Yeah.
-PHILLIP: Okay.

-As requested.
-Thank you.

-You're welcome.
-I don't think there's--

-(cell phone ringing)
-These are having any effect

on me, which is,
you know, kind of weird.

Um, yodel-ay-hee-hoo-doo.

(laughs)

Oh, my God, it's the agency.

Talk--speak, speak!

Yeah, uh, he is I--me.
Who?

It's--is--one second.

I am so drunk! How many
of these did you give me?

-As many as you asked for!
-All right,

someone get him some water.

You need to sober up.

(gasps)

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

Yes, uh,
just give me the details.

♪ ♪

(groans)

God, why do I feel so bad?

It should make me feel better

to share this part
of myself with him.

Right?

(sighs)

But now I feel
more alone than ever.

-(sighs)
-E-everything okay?

Huh?
Yeah. Why?

You talk to yourself
when you're upset sometimes.

You've been doing it
since you moved in.

Oh, um...

I--I--I didn't know
that you heard me do that.

(chuckles)

Oh, you must think
I'm so weird.

EDWARD: Not really.

I just figured that's how you
work things out for yourself.

Phillip thinks
it's sort of dark.

You shouldn't let Phillip
change you too much.

What do you mean?
I thought you loved Phillip.

Yeah, for me.

(chuckles)

Not for you, though,

because you're different
with him.

What?

No, I'm not.
That's--

Yeah.

You kind of shrink
when he's around.

He forced this whole
dinner party on you,

and then you'd let him
finish your stories.

And you don't even want
to watch your favorite shows.

It's not like you.

You're usually much more
snarky and obstinate.

I thought you liked me better
when I'm with him, hmm?

No shoes on the floor

or Cheeto dust on the walls
or whatever.

No, I'm used
to the Cheeto dust.

It's how I know you're home.

(tender music)

♪ ♪

I mean, you're the one
that told me the person

you're with should want
to be with you,

not some...
easier version of you

that they're okay with.

NELL: (sniffling)

♪ ♪

Do you want one of these?

♪ ♪

You like Bachelor Island,
right?

EDWARD: Only the third season
when it was on ice.

♪ ♪

Yes, okay,
I will call you back.

Thank you so much.

-Is our baby here?
-That's just it.

It's not just a baby.
It's siblings.

But I gotta make
a decision soon.

They've been calling parents
all afternoon.

-Did you get ahold of Ben?
-SAM: He wasn't picking up,

but I'm on the phone
with the venue.

So what are you gonna do?

Well, I think
it's pretty obvious.

I'm gonna panic.

I'm panicking right now.
This is two kids.

Do you see me panicking
with two kids?

Oh, God.

♪ ♪

PHILLIP: (grunts)
Hey.

-Hey.
-I was looking for you.

You found me.

(sighs)

Can we talk?

So what's going on?

(sighing)
Well, um...

When you said that you wanted

to leave the dark times
behind us,

yeah, I mean, these haven't
been hard times for me.

But I really like
who I'm becoming.

♪ ♪

I've been on a new journey
since we last were together,

and even if the ghosts
don't come back,

I'm really excited
to see where it goes.

And as sad as it is, I'm--

I'm not envisioning
that future with you, Phillip.

(sighs)

Okay, Ben isn't
answering his phone,

and I need to make
a decision right now.

-Uh, what do I do?
-SAM: I got you.

Uh, two kids,
absolutely amazing, right?

But it is double the work.

It is also double the love.

It is also double the stress.

I really would not want
to make this decision alone.

Is any of this helping?

-No!
-CRICKET: Hoo!

I'm more stressed than I was

before you started talking.

Wait, what is going on?

SAM: Well, Dennis got a call
from the agency,

and they have
a sibling set available...

-What?
-...that needs fostering.

But he cannot get ahold of Ben.

Hey.

I'm sorry, I--
thank God you're here.

I have this huge decision
to make,

and Sam is...
pretty much useless.

Uh, I've got these two kids...

-Okay, okay, um--
-And I gotta make a decision,

-like, right now, and--
-Oh, hey.

Try something for me.

-Close your eyes.
-Oh, can we not?

-Oh, Dennis, please.
-No, I really don't want to.

-Can you just try for me?
-I don't have the energy--

-NELL: Just do it, please.
-Okay. All right.

NELL: Close your eyes.

NELL: Visualize...

your ideal space.

Do you see it?

What's in it?

It's me and Ben

and this gorgeous tapestry
that we found in Normandy,

but it was too expensive
so we didn't get it,

but, God, I wish we had
'cause it would go perfect--

Okay, Dennis.

And?

And...

And two kiddos that need us.

I see...our family.

(tender music)

(chuckles)

I'm gonna say yes.

Yeah.

-(laughing)
-Thank you. Thank you, Nell.

NELL: (sighs)

That's exactly
how I would've done it.

♪ ♪

-I'm gonna say yes.
-CRICKET: Yes!

I hate to do this
without Ben,

but I--I don't think
those kids can wait.

LEXI: Wait!

I got ahold of Ben.

What?
How?

The less you know,
the safer you are.

Thank you.

SAM: Can I just talk to you
for a second?

NELL: Yeah.

Uh, so where's Phillip?

Well, I realized

that we weren't right
for each other,

and I let him go.

-Wow.
-Yeah, it's--you know,

it's hard to explain,

but I weirdly felt like
something was missing

from my life
when Phillip was around.

-You gonna be okay?
-Yeah.

♪ ♪

I will be.

-Come here.
-Yeah.

Guys, Ben just said yes!

-Ah!
-We're gonna be dads!

Oh, (bleep) yes, we are!

(all cheering)

NELL:
Life can be surprising.

We can close our eyes

and visualize our life
one way,

only to find ourselves
in a very different place

than what we imagined.

And sometimes we find things
appearing in our lives

that we didn't know
we needed...

But suddenly
can't live without.

I guess it's all part
of the journey.

Thanks, buddy.

And if we give ourselves
over to it...

The exciting part is,

we never know
where it's gonna take us next.

EDWARD: Cheers, everyone.

LEXI: Cheers!

(indistinct chatter)

I think you look
like a human Muppet.

You wear too much perfume.

You're the height of Big Bird
but with none of his charisma.

You're not tall enough.

Environmental lawyer--
what, you just hate money?

You're dressed like
a designer purse

I would buy
out of somebody's trunk.

(laughs heartily)

Oh, this is fun.

It is.

We should do it again
sometime.

Not for a while.
You're a lot.

(laughs)

You're refreshing.

So you and Phillip, Breakup 2:
Electric Boogaloo, huh?

All right,
I'm gonna go inside.

What?

(neon buzzing,
bowling pins clatter)

(neon buzzing)

Captioned by 3Play Media