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Do you want a flower?

Oh, how pretty.

Curly hair, blue eyes, floral dress…

Too bad she's too shy to come over here.

What's the matter?

-A flirt! -Hey!

-Naughty! -Hey!

Oh, gosh!

That hurts!

Gosh, whose child are you? Her dad must be scary. Gosh!

-Keep pulling! -Come on!

Why did you let go? Hey!

Why did you let go? Look out!

Oh, gosh!

I'm sorry. It was an accident!

-An accident! -What a jerk!

Sorry!

Hey, what the hell?

-What's this? -Sorry, sir!

How dare you?

Let's go!

-Let me show you how to bowl. -Okay.

Hey! Oh, no!

Help! That hurts!

That hurts.

Hey!

Kas?

Let's lift it.

-Keep going. -He's not there.

That hurts.

Could you be any slower?

Did you puke inside?

Hey, tarot reader.

Hey!

You said I only have ten months to live.

It's been a year and I'm still alive.

What?

That hurts.

Wow, you're so cruel.

I'm dying.

Take that.

That will keep my reputation clean.

-Morning, sir. -Morning.

Do you know where this is?

I do.

Can I borrow your pen?

Yes.

Thanks.

Here you go.

-Thank you. -Yes.

What? Damn.

The pen is broken.

This isn't bad.

Wow, it's nice!

What a jerk. You fool!

Why would you pull my tie?

-What? -Whatever.

Hi!

Come here!

-Okay. -Look out!

Hey!

Help! I'm being dragged!

Hey!

-Weirdo! -That hurts!

What are you doing there? Are you trying to steal my axle?

Do you think I want to be here?

Seriously?

-Use this. -Sure.

Damn.

He's still screaming even without a photo.

Probably still crazy. Let's go.

Oh, no!

THE ELECTION OF THE QUEEN OF THE SOUTH BEACH

Okay, girls, let's do this!

And start! Go!

-Kas, the music. -Yes, music!

In a moment, the contestants will show off their talents

in front of the judges.

Let's see who's first. Number 9 from Bandung, West Java.

Right.

And number 5 from Cirebon.

We have number 3 from Palembang.

And which number is she? Oh, this is number 7 from Purwokerto.

Number 1 is from Manado, North Sulawesi.

Right.

Next is number 15 from Jombang.

And this contestant is from Solo.

Who's next? Number 17 from Bombay.

I like that one! She's pretty.

I like the one who's bedazzling everyone over there.

Then I'll get whoever's left, as usual.

As long as I get my share.

Oh right, number 15 looks amazing.

Number 11 is a princess from Solo.

My taste is international.

Look, a Bollywood star.

Remember, bros before hoes, okay?

Yes, let's play fair.

Whatever. I'm okay with anything.

As long as we get some.

-Thanks, Ndro. -Congratulations.

-Thanks, Kas. -Good job.

Hi, Don.

-Thanks, Ndro, Kas, Don. -Thanks, Don.

Thanks, Kas. Thanks, Don.

-Let's go. -Come on.

-Hey! -Sorry! I didn't mean to.

Sorry? You stepped on my foot!

I'm sorry!

Let's sit down here.

Wow, your performance was fantastic.

-You're too sweet. -Believe me.

I think you'll get first place.

Are you the judge?

The judges are my friends.

I can make it work.

Aren't you going to pinch me?

That hurts!

I really think you will win.

Because you have power.

It's some sort of powerful attraction.

I don't think so. The other contestants are amazing.

But they don't have power.

You keep saying power, what do you mean?

It's some type of magnet that attracts people.

Gosh, you're such a flirt.

I knew from the beginning.

You're so talented.

Thank you for saying that.

You have everything it takes to win.

And if it were up to me,

I would give you the highest score.

You're so nice, Dono.

You make me feel confident.

But,

isn't it better for us to be together?

You want to date me?

I'd love that!

Really?

Yes.

I would love to date you!

Lisa, I love you!

Don, I'm so happy.

You are?

Remember, I'll pick you up next week.

Promise. I will be waiting.

Yes, we'll go on a date!

Keep an eye on that man.

Put some salt in his drink.

Okay.

He looks rich.

It's time for my revenge.

Which one?

Apple?

-Orange juice. -Thanks.

Let's toast, everyone.

Yes!

Look.

He's drinking.

What's wrong? Is it a stomach ache?

What's wrong, Don?

Does your stomach hurt? What do we do?

What is it?

My stomach hurts, I've got to go!

We did it.

What the heck? Knock first.

-Hurry up! -Hey.

Let's just throw some firecrackers!

Oh, no!

Shit!

Hey!

Oh, no!

Hey, take care of it.

Leave it to me, Miss.

-Come on. -Let's go.

Occupied!

That was close.

Ndro? Ndro!

Ndro?

Where are my pants?

My pants?

My pants are gone! Gosh, Yuli will break up with me.

Calm down, stop panicking.

We need to calm down.

Hey!

Who took my pants?

Who's there? Shit! Hey!

Let me borrow it!

-I wonder who the winner is. -I know, right?

-I can't wait for the result. -Yes.

Me too.

I hope it's me.

Hey!

-Gosh, there's so many people! -What the hell!

Sorry!

-Pervert! -I'm sorry!

Hey, you jerk!

Hello, let me borrow your pants, okay?

What the heck?

Done.

That was wild.

-Wait here. -Okay.

It's empty. Loser.

-How dare you! -Hey!

Gosh.

Somebody must be under there.

What the heck?

What is happening?

My pants!

Hey!

-How did that happen? -Right?

Look.

-Get in. -There you are.

-You took my pants! -Don't hit me! It's not me!

My pants are lost too!

Over there!

Where did they go?

Catch this!

Don't run! How dare you!

Come on!

Come here! Over here!

Hey, Don.

Put your foot out, so he trips.

All right, here.

I'd rather find some pants to wear.

Let's hope he falls!

Gosh!

Damn!

Help me, Ndro! Help!

Damn you!

-Hey handsome, come inside. -Oh, look.

This is great.

No, don't!

Please, no!

Oh, gosh.

-Hello. -Look at that.

-Come help us. -Let's go.

-No! -That hurts!

Come on!

Gosh!

Genius, right?

-Hi! -Oh, my.

Sorry for bothering you, but can you tell me the time?

-It's 12 o'clock. -Thanks.

Right.

I got you.

I caught you.

Amateur, come here before I yell.

-Let's go! -Okay, boss!

She took my wallet! My wallet!

-Where do you think you're going? -Oh, it's him again.

How do you do?

It feels nice to be electrocuted, huh?

How does it feel?

Tingly? Hot? Cold?

Hot and cold? How is it?

Enjoy!

That's why you should behave like an old man,

don't just go around peeking!

Let's go!

Don't run!

He caught us.

Get him!

This is cheating!

Hey!

Get in!

Enjoy your room!

Enjoy this treat, old man!

Open the door! I swear I will get you!

Hey!

Let's just blow it up.

Oh, right! I have it.

-No, don't! -Give me a lighter.

Hey, open up!

-The lighter, Ndro! -It stinks.

Hurry! Gosh.

Careful.

Open!

Is he really dead? Oh, no.

Let's run before he wakes up! Go!

Come on.

Hey!

There they are!

-Stop! -Stop!

Hey!

-Get the bags. -What's wrong?

-Let's go! -Hop on!

Gosh, we thought you left us here.

-How could we? -Thank God you came.

We were almost seduced by old men.

-You should wait. -And?

We waited for hours.

Patience is a virtue.

The committee asked us to gather for evaluation.

That's why we were late.

Our dad was going to pick us up, but he never showed up.

Hey!

-Whoa. -What the heck?

-Looking for trouble. -Careful, Don.

Let's go.

-Out! -Come out!

-Hey! -Get out of the car!

-What the hell? -What do you want?

I told him to just leave it, but he didn't.

You bumped into my car.

I mean, if your car got scratched,

let us take it to the shop.

We'll pay for it. I swear.

If you still want to live, buzz off.

All right. Oh, my. You're so cute, sir.

-Go! -All right.

-Now go! -All right, damn.

Let's go.

-How did it go? -No worries.

He hit us but kept getting mad.

-What a jerk. -He was afraid.

I would have punched him, you know.

-He probably has anger issues. -Yes.

-Stop! -Finally, we're here.

I know.

Move quickly.

-Yes, you're slow. -Careful.

Gosh.

Got it.

-What? -What?

Your bumper is loose.

-Kasino, is this car broken? -Well…

Come and see this.

We can fix it.

Let's go!

Thanks!

Thank you!

-Bye! -Bye!

-I'm tired. -It's so hot.

Damn, look at those lovebirds.

Hey!

-You fool! -Can you stand up?

That's nothing.

What the heck?

Leave all the pressing to me. See? It's fine.

The house is empty, and you have the keys.

Why would you press the bell?

Look.

-What is it? -A ghost!

It's just a fake hand.

Wow, crocodile bread.

This bread is really trying to eat me back.

You don't know me.

Let me put a rubber band on it.

Then take a bite.

That hurts!

You hit my balls!

Stupid typewriter.

-It won't happen again. -It hurts.

CHILI EXTRACT

Damn it! Did you really have to put this in a bottle?

Indro put it there! I saw him do it.

Why don't you put oil in it while you're at it?

Who's that?

-Rumble. -Thunder.

She has a child?

Isn't she single?

Maybe it's her nephew.

Open the door, Ndro.

Oh, sorry!

-I can't stop it! -Hey!

It's broken.

-Sorry! -You jerk.

Do you think I'm going to act on stage or what?

Look at you all dolled up.

Good afternoon.

Afternoon.

Excuse me.

How cute.

Hi there.

You're too much.

Why did you let him out without pants?

Oh, it's nothing.

It's my turn, Ndro.

I want to have a kid too.

Oh, no!

I'm so sorry!

Sorry, he's a bit naughty.

I'm so sorry!

It's okay. He's used to it.

Here.

-Oh, for Kasino? -Yes.

-Do you want to come in? -Thanks, maybe next time.

-Shit! -Take that.

Kas, you got a letter!

For you.

It is my name.

But the address is for next door.

Go and give it then.

I want to know who shares the same name.

I thought my dad gave me an exclusive name.

Your name is common.

-Honey. -Yes?

Our next door neighbor's name is also Kasino.

We might have the same name, but different luck.

All right then.

No one should ever flirt with you.

Does that mean you're head over heels for me?

You are, right?

Of course.

I'm going to shower. Want to join me?

You go first. I'll join you later.

Don't take too long.

How careless.

They didn't lock the door.

Anyone can come inside.

It's so quiet here.

Kasino!

Can you get my bra and a new bar of soap, please?

Oh, my.

How does she know I'm here?

It must be telepathy.

Come on, it's on the sofa!

Oh, okay!

A 36B.

-Hurry up. -Okay.

Hey!

You should undress and come shower with me.

Oh, my.

Kas, can you rub my back?

Sure.

Help!

Get out of here!

Okay! Damn!

How dare you sneak into my bathroom?

-And with only shorts! -No!

-Beat him up! He even touched my back! -No!

-Yes, hit him! -She's lying!

Keep going!

-Beat him up! Go on! -That hurts!

Hey!

-Check! -What?

What happened, Kas?

I got robbed, they took everything.

Thank god I was able to fight them off, otherwise, I would be so beaten up.

Liar. You probably got caught flirting with someone's wife.

Or maybe you got caught peeking at someone taking a bath.

Yes.

How dare you?

Do you think I'm like Dono

who has a knack for peeking at people showering?

Stop accusing people, jeez.

Hey, if someone comes here looking for me, tell them I'm away.

I have a meeting with the head of the neighborhood.

Let's go, Ndro. Check.

What? Can't you see this? Checkmate.

How did that get there?

It's called switching jobs.

It's my turn, how did you take my king?

I spent a lot of time in Russia and it finally paid off.

I'll take that.

So what's two plus three?

I wonder how many?

It's this.

Here, Mom.

That's not how you write it, honey.

That's wrong.

Hey!

Ma'am, your daughter!

Nisa, come here!

-Be nice to him. -She's so mean.

-It's getting cold. -Yes.

Hey.

What a loser!

Why did you dive into the kid's pool?

Yes!

-Let's go! -Let's go!

Enough.

If it's just jumping from that height, I can do it too.

Prove it. We want to see you jump.

Sure, I've jumped out of a plane and into the Black Sea.

-Then prove it, Don! -Yes, go!

-Don't just brag about it! -Okay!

Go on, Don!

-Jump, Don! -Come on!

-Hurry! -Okay.

Go on, Don. Hurry up, just jump. Don't be afraid!

Relax.

-Gosh. -Hurry up!

-Hurry up and jump! -You said you can do it!

What are you waiting for?

It's so high. Gosh.

He's scared!

-You said you've done it before! -Go on!

-Quick! -Come on, Don!

-He's just standing there. -Gosh, his pants are loose!

What's wrong with him?

What are you doing?

-Are you scared? -Just jump, sir.

No, I'm not. This is easy.

It's nothing to me.

Don't worry.

-Go on, Don! -Go!

Don't panic!

I'm calm! This is easy!

Stop talking and just jump!

Help me!

Got it!

-Let's run. -Run!

-Where is he? -Yes?

-Is he gone? -I can't see him.

Oh, no.

-Don't tell me, he… -He is really gone.

Kids!

Sir.

You are disturbing this place by skinny dipping.

Pervert! You should be fined.

Sir, I didn't mean to.

It was an accident, the kids took my pants…

What kids? Come with me!

Were they over there?

Let's get you in there. I'm telling my supervisor.

-You're reporting me? -Yes.

Now go!

Oh, no.

If my penalty is to run around naked, it would be embarrassing.

Look at that!

Not bad!

Oh, no.

Are you alone?

Naked. Nice.

Come over here.

I don't want to stay with this person.

I'm going to run!

Gosh, what a loser.

That's so weird.

He thought I actually liked him?

But if he offered,

I wouldn't mind.

-He's naked! -Look at him!

You can see his thigh!

Look at his ass!

Shit.

Girls these days like ass so much.

There are bugs.

Stop! Right here! Stop!

That's not bad!

-Wait for me! -Okay.

Now you're the one naked. How do you feel?

Give me back my sarong. My balls are freezing.

-Here. Thank you. -Sure.

-I'll pay you back later. -Okay!

-Say hi to your wife for me! -Okay!

Yuli.

Let me guide your hand.

Go forward and backward like an iron.

No, don't go anywhere.

Let me do this.

Turn it around.

And again, like a martabak.

Oh, look, tentacles.

Yuli, I will do everything for you now that we're together.

You're such a flirt.

Behave, or else I'll pinch you.

You can pinch me all you want. I'll stand in the rain for you too.

Whenever I see you, I feel sleepy.

Do I make you sleepy?

I mean, if I spend a day without seeing you,

I won't be able to sleep. Don't misunderstand!

-Cute! -Hey!

Hey, that tickles!

That hurts!

Yuck, a centipede!

What? Yuck!

Get rid of it, Indro!

Nice.

Gosh, Indro.

You tricked me.

I did, but don't you like it?

I love you so much.

Not too much, what if it gets heavy?

Then don't pick it up.

Just drag it.

You're too cute.

What if I ask you to marry me?

Will you?

No, we just met.

But planning is needed.

Yes, but not now.

Wait here. I'll be right back.

We just started but she's already wet?

Just give me a second.

All right.

And now there's nothing to do.

Come here!

What is it?

How's your boyfriend? Is he romantic?

He is romantic.

-But… -But what?

Kind of bald.

Keep it down!

What if he finds out?

What about your boyfriend?

He's pretty active.

-Meaning? -Less talk, more action.

He gives me goosebumps!

Hey, Ndro.

I think our future father-in-law is really rich.

We might be getting some too.

Can you keep it down? You're too loud.

Yuli and Nela said that you should close your eyes.

Because they both have a surprise for you.

Wow.

-Close our eyes? -Yes.

It turns out our girlfriends love doing it in the dark, Ndro.

But I've been waiting for this.

I'll let her do anything.

They both said that you shouldn't open your eyes until you're told to.

If you peek, they won't come.

Oh, I'm very loyal.

I always keep my promises.

By the way, is there a leak in this house?

Why is my head cold?

Don't worry, it's a surprise after all.

It should be unique, right?

Here's some ice cream for you, two each.

Right.

And here you go.

Just finish it.

I was feeling thirsty anyway.

-What, Kas? -Gosh.

What's going on?

-Kas, what happened? -Indro, what happened to you?

-What? -Stop being silly.

-What do you mean? -This is childish.

-Look at all that foam. -Gosh, Kas.

-Yuli? -Dad.

You guys again? You jerks!

Have we met before?

-What? -I wonder where.

-You need to mind your attitude. -This is my father.

-Yes. -He's our dad.

Our dad.

Hey.

Aren't you guys the ones who stole my pants at the beach? Damn you!

Dad, this is my boyfriend!

-Boyfriend? -Yes.

-This is my boyfriend, Dad. -Boyfriend?

I don't want to see them in this house!

It's their dad, let's go, Ndro!

Let me teach you a lesson!

-Don't hold me back! -No!

-Hey, don't run! -Oh, no!

Where do you think you're going?

I'm going to hit you.

Oh, good evening.

You tricked me.

Where are you going?

-Dead end! -Got you!

-I got you! -Hey!

And now the right!

Dad!

-Ndro, run! -Gosh, he bumped into me!

Stand up!

-Hey! -Stand up, Dad!

-Get up. -Help me, gosh.

-Dad! -Dad.

-Sorry, Dad! -Where did they go?

-I'm sorry, Dad. -Sorry.

We can cuddle all day, baby.

No one is going to disturb us.

She lets Dono do that to her?

We need to warn her.

It could be dangerous.

Let's go.

Come here, sweetheart. Let me measure…

Let's see.

One…

What?

What are you doing?

You want her? Take her.

I got you!

It's just a doll.

He's crazy. Hey, Don!

The old man we pranked is actually Yuli's father.

Indro and I went there and got chased out.

They're not allowed to see us again.

Poor Lisa, your girlfriend.

She misses you so much. She wants to see you.

Really?

If you don't believe us, just call her.

We have to do whatever it takes to see them.

Hey.

Yuli called me.

She said if we're really brave, we should just visit their place again

at midnight.

Really?

Why does it have to be midnight?

They're going to think we're robbers.

It's also Jumat Kliwon night. Scary.

That's the point. It's up to us.

Are we brave enough to do it?

Dono is right.

Thursday night.

It's bad luck.

Hey, it's for the love we have for our girlfriends. We have to do it.

Do you think it's easy? If Lisa's dad finds out, we're done.

Whatever.

We'll see later. Let's just try.

All right!

Yes!

It's nice.

What do you see?

-Someone's there. -Duck!

What the heck?

It's too dangerous. Let's just jump over the fence.

Jump over?

-You go first. -Okay.

It's like we're here to rob.

Oh, shut up. Less talking, more moving!

Whatever.

There's nothing here.

I'm already dreaming while I'm awake.

Keep it down, will you?

If he wakes up, we're busted.

Sorry.

-You're always so noisy. -Yes, Yes.

That way.

Hey!

What the…

Damn cat.

What the hell?

Let's go back inside, it was a cat.

There's nothing here.

Let's sleep.

We need to go that way.

-Hey! -Oh, my bad.

-My eye! -Sorry! It was an accident.

-What was that for? -Enough!

-What? Should I flick you? -Just kidding.

Hey!

What was that?

That damn cat!

I was sleeping.

Just go, hurry.

Okay. My stomach hurts now after you slapped me.

Careful.

Mind your foot.

Hey!

-Don't fart. -I won't.

-It's a trap. -What?

Do you think we're in Cambodia, in a warzone?

Look, I'm going to step on it.

Thief!

Boss, there's a thief!

Run!

There's a thief. Wake up! There's a thief!

Wake up, boss! Hey, boss!

Make a noise like a cat.

Gosh, so noisy!

-Damn cats. -Damn cats.

Damn cat.

Stupid cat. It's so annoying.

Hey!

Gosh.

Shut up!

Who hit me?

Someone.

We meowed too hard.

What kind of cat do duets?

There are a lot of crazy cats. Maybe a drunk cat.

Shush, you're being noisy!

Let's go.

The window is unlocked.

Hey!

Oh, my fingers!

Gosh, it hurts.

I can't sleep.

Go get that cat.

Throw it!

Okay.

Gosh, that scared me.

Damn.

Oh, gosh.

Now let's go.

-Kasino! -Dono!

Indro!

Nela, let's go to the corner!

Yuli!

Lisa, I missed you so much.

Me too! I thought it was you!

Just a little bit. The rest was them!

I thought I'd never see you again.

Since Dad kicked you out.

I'd do anything.

As long as I can see you. I don't care if your dad kicks me out again.

If your dad disapproves of our relationship,

why don't we elope?

For love, I will do it.

When are we running away?

What now?

Shit.

Oh, it's you.

What's that?

How do I stop it?

Oh, it turns out it is you.

You are so sneaky.

I pay you so well, yet you still come to steal.

I'll shoot you!

Wait, boss.

I'm here to find the thief.

-I've been keeping an eye. -Oh, shut up.

Don't shoot me, boss!

You think I don't know what's on your mind?

-There they are, boss! -After them!

Quick!

Hey, don't run!

-Right, boss! -Quick!

Wait, boss!

-Help me, Ndro! -All right, go.

Where are they?

Over there, boss!

That's…

We have to protect Dono, Kasino, and Indro.

Yes.

Oh, no!

Run!

They're really asking for it. If they get hit, they're done for.

Dead!

Your boyfriends are done for! Go back inside!

-Done for? What does that mean? -Done for.

Meaning?

I don't know.

Done for?

What?

Oh, my.

-What? -Oh, dear.

Why is the rug all blue?

It's boring, Ndro.

I made a change.

I turned it all blue just by doing this.

Make sure you clean the rug properly.

After that, clean my room.

How bossy.

You don't even shower every day.

Wack.

Somebody pulled a prank again.

It must be Indro or Dono. My face must be a mess.

Gosh.

Nice hairstyle, Kas.

So this is how you play.

-Just you wait. -Half-afro!

You'll see.

That's a cool nail clipper, Kas.

Is it expensive?

No, I got it from Japan.

Do you want to try it?

Sure.

Idiot.

Leave it to me to pull the perfect pranks. I'm the king of pranks.

Look at your hand now, bleeding.

What are you doing, sucking on your finger? That's bad.

This is all because of you.

Hey, Kas, Ndro.

We have to take our girlfriends to the beach.

I don't know how, though.

Relax, I have an idea.

Watch.

Good afternoon.

Is this Mr. Leo's residence?

May I speak to Mr. Leo?

Yes, hello, this is he. Who is this?

We're from the local government, sir.

I'd like to inform you that you have won

the award of having the cleanest home in the area, sir.

-Really? -Yes, it's not an open contest, sir.

That's weird. I don't remember signing up for it.

No problem, sir.

It's a secret contest.

We only pick the ones we deem important, sir.

Is there a prize?

Yes, of course.

We're planning to deliver the prize to your house.

That's why we called.

Just to give you a heads up.

Right.

We're on our way to deliver the prize, sir.

-It's a statue. -Of what?

A statue of Michael Jackson, sir.

Nice!

I won the award for having the cleanest home in the area.

I'm getting a statue of Michael…

-Michael what's-his-name. -Michael Jackson!

Yes, Michael Jackson!

Look at this muddy front yard, so much for an award.

My feet are all dirty.

Don't walk too fast.

Shush, I am the boss here.

THE BELL IS BROKEN BE CAREFUL

You can't fool me.

I'm the king of electricity. Watch.

Oh, my gosh! Ndro!

Ndro! Don!

What do we do, Ndro?

Are you from the government?

That's right, we're here to deliver the statue.

Oh, is it this one?

What happened to her?

She was electrocuted.

-Come with me. -Take it inside.

-All right. -I'll take the statue.

My room is air conditioned.

Carry me.

I'm a statue.

-Close the door! -Okay.

Follow me.

Where do I put the statue?

Next to the huge vase.

-All right. -Let's go.

Kasino is in so much trouble.

Shut it.

What's wrong with him, ma'am?

It's a statue.

Oh, I see.

-She called me "ma'am." -A statue.

How do you feel? Still dizzy?

A little bit dizzy.

-Oh, dear. -Come here.

Please take a rest. You can lie down here.

Go on.

Not like that?

Oh, is it wrong? Sorry.

Oh, no.

He might take advantage of me, thinking I'm a girl.

Just lie down, okay.

Wait a minute.

-I'm not going anywhere. -It's okay.

-Go peek. -Okay.

It's my turn.

-What? -What is it?

Interesting.

I've been a widower for ten years.

This is the first time that someone is on my bed.

How sweet.

-Hey! -Relax.

Even though your skin is rough,

I still like you.

Hey!

Stop touching me, grandma said it's dangerous!

No, it's not dangerous at all. Just ask grandma.

Hey! You hit my boils.

-Hey! -Sorry!

-Hey! That hurts! -I'm sorry.

Get out of the way.

It's okay.

Look, someone's knocking.

Just wait here, okay?

Madness.

He's old but so greedy.

-Sir? -Oh, yes?

Is she in a dangerous state?

She's just a little shaken up.

She's better now that I gave her a massage.

Well then, we should get going.

Why?

I can take care of her here.

Thank you, sir.

I'll come back here alone.

Really? Promise?

Sure, why not?

Now let's go.

Sir, we put the statue downstairs.

-Be careful with it. Bye! -Okay.

Bye, sir!

Bye!

Gosh, I'm exhausted.

Nem?

Yes?

Nem.

Yes?

Clean the statue.

-Yes, sir. -Three times a day.

Got it? Don't break it.

-Okay? -Yes, sir.

Gosh, this statue looks so real.

Look at that middle part.

Oh, it's so cute.

Here. You should eat.

I'll go get your drink.

Okay.

Be quiet.

Just eat your food.

So you can grow up well, okay?

-Eat up. -I don't want to.

Can I have it then?

Good boy.

Finish it. Yes!

Sure.

-Eat it all. -Okay.

Rio!

What a good boy.

You finished your meal.

No, don't!

Don't do that.

The statue is alive.

That statue is expensive! Boss would get mad at me!

What? Why is a statue wearing underwear?

It looks so real.

Who made this statue? It's so realistic.

What?

This statue looks exactly like Michael Jackson.

If you were real,

I'd break up with Dono for you.

I need to change.

She would really break us up?

I need to go.

Yes.

Finally, I've been holding it in since this morning.

What?

Who moved the statue?

I told them to put it next to the vase.

Gosh.

Damn, it's heavy.

Does he have a lot of debt?

Come on.

-Quick! -Missed me!

Again!

Rio, don't run around near the statue.

Go and play outside.

Okay, Dad.

Go now.

Take him outside.

Let's go.

Nem?

Inem.

Yes, sir?

The newspaper hasn't arrived yet.

What? I'm thirsty, get me a drink.

Oh, right.

How weird.

I'll take this.

Here you go, sir.

What kind of tea is this? It's sour.

Did you make me expired tea?

Drink it! Taste it!

Idiot!

I won't be paying you this month!

Whatever you say, sir. I'm just a nobody.

If you cannot pay me, you can fire me.

You can ask me to sleep with you, and I'll obey.

Hush, stop saying nonsense.

Off with you.

Stupid maid.

Chloroform solves every problem.

Damn, it's strong.

Oh, my.

Inem? Inem!

-Yes! -Come here.

Yes, sir?

What do they feed her?

She's so heavy.

-Hello? -Hello?

Kas? Kas!

I haven't found any information on Yuli's dad.

Gosh, you're so lame! You can't do something like that?

Do you think it's easy posing as a statue?

I'm tired!

-Did you do it? -I did.

Yuli's dad and his maid are unconscious.

I've got to go.

I have to go before they wake up.

Okay!

Oh, that hurts.

Testing.

Testing.

I hope this does it!

Biggest scandal of the year!

Sexual harassment!

-What? -What the heck?

How dare you come into my room?

Leave!

This is my room!

How dare you come in here? Go away!

Out!

I think it's the statue, sir.

What statue? Statues can't walk!

Now get out!

I'm telling you.

Stupid maid.

Gosh!

Hey!

Hey, who's that?

Hey!

Dad, what happened?

Inem is sleeping with Dad?

Over there! Go!

Get them! Hey!

Where is he?

Let me get that thief for you. Where is he?

He's gone, you fool.

Skinny idiot! Go away, all of you!

-Let's go. -He really called me skinny.

Shit!

Hey!

That hurts!

Gosh, they haven't arrived?

-Yes. -Not yet.

What do we do?

My sweet daughters, where are you going?

To the beach, Dad.

Oh, the beach.

Wait, with the three jerks?

Yes.

If they come here I will beat them up.

Stop.

I'll get the door. Don't move.

Stay here. No way.

-Good morning. -Morning.

You guys again.

You should leave before I beat you all up.

Take it easy, sir!

We mean well.

We're here to provide information.

-What do you mean? -Well, sir…

We have a surprise for you!

All right.

I'll give you two minutes.

Here.

We have the negatives.

We can print out more of these if we want

and get them to the front page of the newspaper.

But if you let us take Yuli, Lisa, and Nela,

-I think… -You look comfortable.

We can keep this a secret.

So you're blackmailing me?

All right, we got permission from Dad-in-law.

Let's go!

Really, Dad?

Can we go?

Yes, they're nice kids.

Yes, see you later!

Lisa, let's go.

Bye!

Dad.

-Hey! -Hey, that's my hand!

It's hot!

Sorry!

-Damn it! -Eat this!

Take that!

Damn, they look like Barbie dolls.

-Hello. -Hi.

-Come with us. -Hi, gorgeous!

-Come here. -Come on.

Oh, my!

What the…

How dare you!

Wait until I get my revenge!

-Come on, Don! -Okay.

Ndro, jump!

I can do that.

-Slide down! -Quick!

-What? -What do we do?

Gosh, that hurts!

Who put that durian skin here?

Take that!

I finally got you!

It's pretty quiet here.

Yes.

-How's your boyfriend? -A mess.

He won't compromise.

My stomach hurts.

I haven't eaten since yesterday.

There's no food. Oh, what's that?

What?

There go my teeth.

Oh, it hurts!

How cute. Is this your son?

-Yes. -Cute.

How old is he?

He spent three years in the womb.

That's shocking.

-I bet he'll be a successful businessman. -I hope so.

Or maybe a drunk man, gosh!

Damn you!

Same, I live in that street too.

Oh, my.

-Have some. -Okay.

-Just use your hands. -Sure.

-We're brothers anyway. -Right.

I'll get another one.

-Brothers. -Yes.

Did he put it back?

This one is too hard.

Where do you live?

What's wrong?

Hello.

Do you like flowers?

Why aren't you answering? Isn't this one pretty?

Hey!

Take that.

-Throw it over here! -Catch!

Look out!

How embarrassing!

Hey, you!

Here!

Catch!

We're stuck!

What the heck?

What the hell, Ndro?

Can you paint me?

Sure.

Like this?

Sideways.

Or this?

Done!

Hey!

How gorgeous!

What the hell? You pervert!

Hey!

Hey, can I paint you?

-That hurts! -No!

She bit me.

Oh, my.

Is that leg hair?

BOMB

Let's draw a bomb.

Oh, no.

Oh, gosh!

It's here.

What?

Look at her skirt.

It's stuck to the tray.

Enjoy.

Oh, my.

I'm going to catch up.

That hurts! Hey!

Hey!

My balls!

Ladies, watch this.

I have a turtle that can jump all the way here.

-No way. -Don't believe me?

-Come and see. -Where?

Come on, Badut!

Jump here, Badut.

Gosh.

That hurts.

-Let's go round and round. -Yes!

-Hi there. -Let us join.

Come on!

-Yes! -Hold tight!

Oh, it's spinning.

Too fast!

Not too fast!

I'm getting dizzy! Hey!

Hey!

Wait a minute.

This is a polaroid!

They don't have the negatives!

Why am I so stupid?

Damn it, they got me again.

This time, I'm going to catch them.

Tile!

Yes, boss?

Where is he?

Where is the thief? Let me catch him!

-I didn't call you to catch a thief. -Yes, sir!

-We're catching those jerks. -Yes.

-Let's go. -Okay.

Where are you going?

I have to drink so I can be brave.

Nonsense. Let's go!

Let's clap, clap your hands, grasshoppers…

What?

-There they are! -That's Dad!

Get them!

How? There's three of them. I only have two hands!

Just go!

-Oh, Dad! -Where are you going?

Tile, get them!

This is all because of you.

-Tile, get them! -Yes, sir!

-What the heck? -I know.

-What's wrong? -Help.

There are people being chased.

-Where? -Over there!

I'm on it!

Got you.

Where are you going?

Why did you have to get pushed?

Help me, boss!

Sir, that's my grandpa!

No time for a reunion!

Let's go and get them!

Be right back, Pops!

My grandson! Help me!

Gosh, he's still chasing us.

Stop!

There's a car!

-Don't run! -Catch me if you can!

Stop!

Kas, hurry up!

Hit it!

Gosh, they're with us?

Stop!

Hey!

What an idiot!

There's a hook! The trailer!

Stop it!

Stop!

No, don't!

Don't do that!

Bye!

How do we hit the brakes?

What do we do?

-Oh, no! -Hey!

There they are. Get them!

I got you!

Get them!

-Don, quickly, run away! -Help!

THE END

Subtitle translation by: Arina Nurul Azizah