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- Come to me now.
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This is how it's
going to happen.
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- Whoa, what was that?
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- What was what?
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- Was that, was
that an earthquake?
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- Oh, come on, baby,
you know you rock my world.
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- Oh, my God, I'm serious.
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You could, you felt
that too, right?
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- Of course.
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I mean you know the
earth shakes for me
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every time I kiss
those lips of yours.
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- Oh, my God, Billy, stop, stop.
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We could be in real danger here.
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- I'll say.
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We got a real Krakatoa
situation going on.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Could be a magnitude
of 8.0 at the least.
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- Oh, eight, huh?
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- Uh-huh, a fault
line devastator.
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- Oh, my God.
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You're an idiot.
- Uh-huh.
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- You know what
your brain ceases
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to operate when you
get an erection.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- And you just, you
just don't pay attention
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to anything I say.
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- Yes.
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Whoa, whoa.
- What?
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- Did you feel that?
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- What?
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- Jesus Christ.
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- What, what?
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- Oh, my God.
- What, what, what?
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Goddammit.
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- Oh, you shoulda
seen your face.
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Ah!
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- You almost-
- Ow.
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- Gave me a heart attack you-
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- Ow.
- Bastard.
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- What?
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- Don't do that.
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- I'm sorry, I thought I felt
another earthquake coming.
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- Oh, yeah, right.
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- Oh, I'm sorry
that my over caution
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to protect you is an
inconvenience.
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- Don't make fun of me.
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- Oh.
- No.
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- Come on.
- Uh-uh, I hate you.
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- Come on.
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- No.
- Just give in.
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- No, stay away
from me you jerk.
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- Just kidding.
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- Okay, what was that?
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- Okay, quit goofing off,
it's time to get nasty.
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- I'm, I'm serious.
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- What?
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- What was that?
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- What was what?
- Shh.
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Listen.
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What the fuck is that?
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- Who knows.
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It was an animal or something.
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- Go check.
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- Go check for what?
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- I, I don't, maybe
there's a bear.
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- Okay, and me checking
on it is gonna do what?
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- Take the knife.
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Please.
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Thank you.
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Hurry.
- I'm doing it.
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- God.
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- The things I do for love.
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- Babe, hurry up.
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Go, go, go.
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Love you.
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- Fucking ridiculous.
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Fucking balls are freezing.
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Jesus Christ.
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Fuck.
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There's nothing
out here, sweetie.
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Can I come inside now?
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I really wanna fuck you.
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- Billy!
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No, no!
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Help!
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No!
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No!
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- Th-th-that's all folks.
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- No!
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No!
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Somebody help me!
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Help!
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Help, help!
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Somebody help me!
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Help!
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No, no, no, no, please, please,
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please stay away from me.
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Help!
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- What the fuck?
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- Oh, my God, it's been a
whole three fucking days.
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I missed you.
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Uh, I am dying for caffeine.
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Holy shit, I'm so hungover.
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- What'd you
get into last night?
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- Buzz and I hit the Crystalline
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for some dancing and drinking.
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Nothing to cray, but I-
- Yeah, right.
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- Didn't fucking eat
anything as per usu.
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- Oh, no.
- I know, I know, I know.
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Come on, the guys are
already loading up the car,
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and are about to head
over to pick us up.
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And I'm like dying for
a caramel macchiato.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- There was additional
word from NASA this morning
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concerning the
astroid that collided
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with Earth just 12 hours ago.
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Radio telemetry from
the seismometers
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planted at the base
of Mt. St. Helens
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had indeed recorded
the shock of the impact
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as a 2.2 on the Richter scale.
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Now this object that fell-
- Oh, shit, dude,
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I didn't realize there was a
meteor shower last night, damn.
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- Small as far as
these things go.
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About eight meters across,
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which is much bigger
than your average bus.
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- What the fuck are my tax
dollars paying for anyway?
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- What the fuck do tax dollars
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have to do with
the meteor shower?
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- Whatever, time to get high.
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- Sounds good to me.
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God, dude, I've been
waiting for this weekend
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for literally weeks
at this point.
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Jesus, this will be nice.
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- Oh, shit.
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There you go, dude.
- Hand this.
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- Okay, so checklist.
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First the essentials.
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So what do we got?
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We got the half ounce of
the, the Northern Lights.
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Um, we got the, uh, couple,
couple pre rollie ollies
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of that Space Dust swag.
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That is good shit by the way.
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Some of those sour
gummy edibles.
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A 10 pack, which actually
is now a nine pack.
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We got the Grey
Paw for the ladies.
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We got half G of the Skull.
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Half G of Jager.
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A pint of the Rebel Yell,
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and uh, ja, ja, ja, ja,
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oh, uh, some of that
nasty ass Duck wine
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that Cassie requested.
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- Right, the, um,
Wandering Duck.
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It's, it's all right.
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- Uh, dude, no, that shit taste
like it was made by a clown.
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Now for the non-essentials.
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- Right,
so sleeping bags.
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Uh, we've got the flashlights.
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We've got first aid
kits or a first aid kit.
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And then let's see I
got my walking stick.
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Don't wanna forget about that.
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Some sunscreen.
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Playing cards for entertainment.
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Maybe some dominoes
in there as well.
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Yep, definitely
have the dominoes.
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Uh, hotdogs and burgers
are in the cooler.
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And then I also got some stuff
for, uh, for some smores,
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'cause it's just not a
camping trip without it,
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so I think that about does it.
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- Dope, man.
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Models of modern efficiency.
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- Hell yeah.
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I can't wait.
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- Okay,
caramel macchiato
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with a chocolate drizzle.
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Pike's dark roast,
no cream, no sugar.
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- Thank you.
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- Can I get you
guys anything else?
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- No.
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- I think we're good.
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Thanks.
- Absolutely.
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You two enjoy.
- Thank you.
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- I cannot stand that
fake ass chipper attitude.
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Anyway how are you?
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How are things going with Yuri?
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- Things are good.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- See what'd I tell you?
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Not all of Buzz's friends
are dumb cooze hounds,
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just most of them.
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- I know, I know,
you were right.
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Thanks, girl.
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- Yeah.
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Thank you.
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- So you and Cassie?
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- Yeah, what about it?
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- She's like your
main chick now, huh?
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- Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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- That's dope, man, I dig it.
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- Yeah.
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- I guess not all
of Starr's friends
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are catty gossip queens.
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- No, man, she's, uh,
she's really cool.
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I, I like her a lot.
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- Did you fuck her yet?
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- Bro, dude, she is super
fucking hot come on.
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- But did you fuck her yet?
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- Dude, she's
practically screaming for me.
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- Ah, you
didn't fuck her yet.
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- Girl, seriously, haven't
you been seeing him
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for like a month?
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- Almost two.
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- Fuck, Cass.
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I deprive Buzz for
more than 36 hours
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and he starts freaking out,
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I'm gonna break up
with him or some shit.
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Uh.
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- Uh, no.
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Yeah, we've been
taking it really slow.
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He's been really sweet
about it actually.
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Really.
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- So do you think this weekend?
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- I don't wanna
rush it you know?
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Like I, believe it or not
trying not to fuck this one up.
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- How are you
gonna fuck this up?
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She's clearly into you.
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She's stuck around
this long didn't she?
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- I guess
you have a point.
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- Bro, listen up, she is
one of Starr's friends,
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she's hungry for it, man.
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Give her a slice.
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- Before he finds
someone who will girl,
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'cause you know they always do.
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Fucking men.
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- Yeah, maybe.
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Maybe.
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Um, I guess we'll have to see.
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- Oh, shit we gotta go.
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The guys will be there to
pick us up like really soon.
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- I'll follow you.
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- Yeah, hurry up that bit.
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- Ah, man, how did
we get so dry so fast?
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- Yeah, we
fucked that up.
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- Oh, man.
- Jesus Christ.
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- Hello, welcome to Jane.
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How may I help you today?
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- Well, that depends,
sweet cheeks.
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What do you recommend?
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- Mm, Blue Dream.
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- Blue Dream?
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Good choice.
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I bet your everybody's dream.
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- Ooh, I sure am.
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Would you like some?
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- I would love some.
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What do you think Blue Dream?
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- I second that.
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- Oh, that's
what we'll go with.
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- Perfect, I'll
get that for you.
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- Excellent.
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Oh, 11:00.
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Ah, fuck it, Starr's never
ready on time for anything.
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- Come on, Buzzy.
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Fuck, pick up.
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- They're probably driving.
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00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:21,377
- Yeah, well, fucking
God, you know what?
267
00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:23,000
This time it's not my fault.
268
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,173
Not my fault this time.
269
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,144
- Hey, here we go.
270
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:29,972
Ay.
271
00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:34,011
- Stella!
272
00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:36,323
- About fucking time.
- Nice.
273
00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:38,153
- What's up?
274
00:14:39,154 --> 00:14:43,330
- Oh, is that Yuri's sister?
275
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:44,193
- Larissa, yeah.
276
00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,746
You haven't met her yet?
277
00:14:45,746 --> 00:14:48,404
- No, not yet, but,
uh, Yuri's parents
278
00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:49,681
were saying something
about getting her
279
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,062
out of the house more.
280
00:14:51,062 --> 00:14:52,374
- So we gotta babysit
281
00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:54,755
just so her parents
can get laid, great.
282
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:56,757
- What?
283
00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:57,689
Who's getting laid?
284
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:58,518
- Not you.
285
00:14:59,381 --> 00:15:00,209
- What?
286
00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:01,728
What did I do?
287
00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:02,522
- Do you have any idea how
long we've been waiting?
288
00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:04,386
- What 15 minutes?
289
00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:07,044
Plus Yuri was the one driving.
290
00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:08,217
- Whatever.
291
00:15:08,217 --> 00:15:09,563
You smell like you
bathed in bong water.
292
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,396
- Hey.
- Hey, babe.
293
00:15:14,396 --> 00:15:15,224
- Hi.
294
00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:17,744
- How are you doing?
295
00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:18,572
- I'm good.
296
00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:19,539
How you doing?
297
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:20,781
- Doing well.
- Good.
298
00:15:20,781 --> 00:15:21,575
- You look
really pretty today.
299
00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:22,611
- Thank you.
300
00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:24,544
- I'll grab these bags.
301
00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:26,477
That.
302
00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:27,788
- Hey, guys, come on, let's go.
303
00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:29,549
Andale, por favor.
304
00:15:36,556 --> 00:15:38,523
- Hey, Larissa, right?
305
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:41,975
- You must be Cassiopeia.
306
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,736
- Yeah, yeah, Cassie for short.
307
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,911
Um, yeah, it's nice
to finally meet you.
308
00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:47,774
- Likewise.
309
00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:06,714
- We can go swimming.
310
00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:07,957
- Yeah.
311
00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:09,234
- I, I didn't
bring my trunks,
312
00:17:09,234 --> 00:17:11,271
but we can always skinny dip.
313
00:17:12,479 --> 00:17:13,549
- Yeah, I'm
down for it, sure.
314
00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:14,377
- Cool.
315
00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:16,965
Well, let's go.
316
00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:18,209
Well, you know I used-
- Let's just
317
00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:19,624
head to the river.
318
00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:20,660
- Well, yeah.
319
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,420
I used to be a little skinnier,
320
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,526
but I gained about 50 pounds
321
00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:27,011
so I think this time
I'll be chunky dunking.
322
00:17:28,185 --> 00:17:29,669
- Maybe it
will help you float.
323
00:17:29,669 --> 00:17:31,015
- Oh, it will.
324
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:32,603
Oh, it's like that old movie.
325
00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:35,157
They all float if
they got the belly.
326
00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:38,436
- Yeah, I don't
think that's the movie
327
00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:39,713
that you're talking about, but.
328
00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:42,889
- But, but
wasn't that like that,
329
00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:44,201
that movie called "That"?
330
00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:45,512
- No, it's called, "It".
331
00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:47,204
- "It".
- It is.
332
00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:48,170
- "It Is"?
333
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:49,758
I've never seen it "It Is".
334
00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:07,534
- How much longer?
335
00:18:08,811 --> 00:18:11,676
- Uh, that was mile
marker 43 back there,
336
00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:13,713
so like 15-ish.
337
00:18:13,713 --> 00:18:14,541
- Minutes?
338
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:15,542
- No, seconds.
339
00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:23,240
- So what you reading
there, Larissa?
340
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,275
- "Dracula".
341
00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:26,760
- "Dracula" like the movie?
342
00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:30,039
- It was a novel first.
343
00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:32,214
Bram Stoker.
344
00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:34,285
It's a classic.
345
00:18:34,285 --> 00:18:37,806
- Oh, oh, that's cool.
346
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:41,120
Um, uh, what do you think?
347
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,261
- It's great.
348
00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:47,747
- Uh, could never
read in the car.
349
00:18:47,747 --> 00:18:49,300
It makes me sick.
350
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,061
- Reading in general
makes you sick.
351
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:55,479
- What is your fucking problem?
352
00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:56,790
- What?
353
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:58,240
Come on, babe.
- You're always teasing me.
354
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,450
- Well, I'm so sorry.
355
00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:02,244
- Shh.
356
00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,768
- I got just the
thing for this, dude.
357
00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:10,701
Dude, the spliff.
358
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:11,633
- Good.
- Light it up, man.
359
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:12,841
- Good thinking.
360
00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:13,842
- There we go.
361
00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:15,119
- All right.
- All right.
362
00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:18,605
- Yeah, finally let's
get this shit started.
363
00:19:18,605 --> 00:19:19,779
Get high.
- Let's get fucking
364
00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:24,439
wasted motherfuckers.
365
00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:25,681
- Fucking A.
366
00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:27,373
- Fucking A right.
367
00:19:27,373 --> 00:19:28,201
There you go.
368
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,098
- Thank you, sir.
369
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:31,170
- De nada.
370
00:19:41,835 --> 00:19:44,528
- It's good shit,
it's good shit.
371
00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:47,876
- Hurry up!
372
00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:48,704
Fuck.
373
00:19:48,704 --> 00:19:50,189
- There you go, babe.
374
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,363
- Yeah, we're gonna get
stoned before we hike though.
375
00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:55,159
- Yeah, a little buzzy buzz for
the road never hurt anybody.
376
00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:57,817
- It's the only way I can
enjoy nature to the fullest.
377
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:03,823
- Shit.
378
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,377
Oh, babe, are you okay?
379
00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:08,345
- Yeah, I'm good.
380
00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:10,485
- Oh, fuck.
- Yeah, thanks.
381
00:20:10,485 --> 00:20:11,348
Larissa.
382
00:20:11,348 --> 00:20:12,728
- No, thanks.
383
00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:14,799
- Oh, come on,
loosen up a little bit.
384
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,560
- No, thank you.
385
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,182
- Larissa, really
it's not that strong.
386
00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:19,148
You're fine.
387
00:20:19,148 --> 00:20:20,495
- I don't want to.
388
00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:25,603
- Uh, yeah, that's, that's fine.
389
00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:26,501
Yeah, that's cool.
390
00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:27,847
Here.
391
00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:29,020
- Gracias.
- Yeah.
392
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,093
I don't usually smoke
that much anyway.
393
00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:35,682
Not since high school.
394
00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:40,342
- Oh, rude much.
395
00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:42,689
- Yee-haw.
396
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:48,971
- There have
been additional updates
397
00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:50,904
regarding the
meteorite 247 collision
398
00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:53,528
that occurred in the early
hours of the morning.
399
00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:55,081
It is being said to have been
400
00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:57,808
the largest space rock to hit
the Earth in modern record.
401
00:20:57,808 --> 00:20:59,223
When a meteorite unknowingly
402
00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:01,260
entered into the
Earth's atmosphere
403
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,918
breaking apart somewhere above
the Cascade Mountain range.
404
00:21:04,918 --> 00:21:08,232
The impact registered nearly
a 3.0 on the Richter scale.
405
00:21:08,232 --> 00:21:10,614
State authorities
today give thanks
406
00:21:10,614 --> 00:21:13,617
that it hadn't fallen through
a large populated area.
407
00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:16,102
An expedition team
headed by top geologists
408
00:21:16,102 --> 00:21:17,966
from the University
of Washington
409
00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:20,209
will be dispatched to
recover the fallen star
410
00:21:20,209 --> 00:21:21,901
as early as next week.
411
00:21:21,901 --> 00:21:24,938
Pinpointing the exact
location of the crash site
412
00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:27,596
may prove to be harder
than it would be otherwise
413
00:21:27,596 --> 00:21:29,218
if the meteorite hadn't fallen
414
00:21:29,218 --> 00:21:30,806
into such a dense wooded.
415
00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:38,055
- Ooh, Buzz, let me get one.
416
00:21:38,055 --> 00:21:39,056
- All right.
417
00:21:39,056 --> 00:21:40,264
- Thank you.
- Uh- huh.
418
00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:43,440
- Hot girl, start
early like a badass.
419
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,924
- Yeah,
you know vacation right.
420
00:21:44,924 --> 00:21:47,271
- All right, everybody
just about there.
421
00:21:47,271 --> 00:21:48,928
- Ah, finally.
422
00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:51,620
- What do you folks say
to one more spliffy iffy
423
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:52,725
to christen the journey?
424
00:21:52,725 --> 00:21:53,795
- I say yes.
425
00:21:53,795 --> 00:21:54,796
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
426
00:21:54,796 --> 00:21:56,107
- I might be asleep by the time
427
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,799
we get halfway up the mountain.
428
00:21:57,799 --> 00:21:59,490
- Oh.
- Oh, well,
429
00:21:59,490 --> 00:22:01,837
I got just the perfect
pick me up for that.
430
00:22:01,837 --> 00:22:03,977
- What do you got, boy?
431
00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:05,324
- This is what I got.
432
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,808
- Hey.
- Oh, fuck.
433
00:22:06,808 --> 00:22:10,536
- Shit, babe, you had a
eight ball this entire time.
434
00:22:10,536 --> 00:22:13,918
- Hey, baby, I'm a man
of many mysteries.
435
00:22:13,918 --> 00:22:15,472
- Yes.
436
00:22:15,472 --> 00:22:17,025
- Dude, we're fucking
sprinting up the mountain now.
437
00:22:17,025 --> 00:22:19,786
- Oh, you bet your
fucking ass.
438
00:22:19,786 --> 00:22:20,615
- Whoo!
439
00:24:07,825 --> 00:24:09,965
There's just so many of 'em,
I don't know what to get.
440
00:24:17,317 --> 00:24:18,249
Whoo.
- Ugh.
441
00:24:19,768 --> 00:24:21,839
Oh, I need to wake up.
442
00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:22,806
- Bullshit.
443
00:24:22,806 --> 00:24:24,601
You sure you don't want some?
444
00:24:24,601 --> 00:24:25,774
- Oh, yeah.
445
00:24:25,774 --> 00:24:27,742
- Nah, I'm, I'm good.
446
00:24:27,742 --> 00:24:28,570
Thank you.
447
00:24:28,570 --> 00:24:29,778
- Suit yourself.
448
00:24:29,778 --> 00:24:31,400
- Wait, have you
ever done a line?
449
00:24:32,816 --> 00:24:36,992
- Um, not since I, uh, party
with Patrick Bateman, no.
450
00:24:38,753 --> 00:24:39,581
- Who?
451
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:42,273
- It was a joke.
452
00:24:43,412 --> 00:24:45,932
- Oh, "American
Psycho", great movie.
453
00:24:45,932 --> 00:24:47,313
- The book was better.
454
00:24:48,452 --> 00:24:50,454
- All right, y'all,
let's head out.
455
00:24:51,628 --> 00:24:53,630
We can take shifts
carrying the cooler.
456
00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:56,425
And Buzz, since you're
on that superhuman shit
457
00:24:56,425 --> 00:24:57,634
you can take the first shift.
458
00:24:57,634 --> 00:24:59,325
- No fucking sweat.
459
00:24:59,325 --> 00:25:00,844
- Wait, how far is it?
460
00:25:00,844 --> 00:25:02,466
- Uh, like a
mile and a quarter.
461
00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:08,299
- Well, my workout app says
that I walk 1.3 miles an hour,
462
00:25:09,024 --> 00:25:11,682
so like 15 minutes-ish.
463
00:25:11,682 --> 00:25:13,339
- That's on a flat surface.
464
00:25:13,339 --> 00:25:15,168
We'll be hiking up an incline.
465
00:25:16,376 --> 00:25:18,827
- But my phone says I
walk four miles an hour.
466
00:25:18,827 --> 00:25:21,623
- Yeah, but not up hill.
467
00:25:21,623 --> 00:25:23,694
The altitude and the incline
468
00:25:23,694 --> 00:25:26,179
will reduce that
by at least half
469
00:25:26,179 --> 00:25:27,664
and that's not even factoring
470
00:25:27,664 --> 00:25:29,631
in all the dope you just smoked.
471
00:25:31,253 --> 00:25:33,324
- Say like
30 maybe 40 minutes.
472
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,843
- OMG.
473
00:25:34,843 --> 00:25:36,327
I just wanna party.
474
00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:38,295
- Relax, baby.
475
00:25:38,295 --> 00:25:39,572
Look, why don't you have a beer.
476
00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:40,642
It'll make you feel better.
477
00:25:40,642 --> 00:25:42,126
- Okay.
478
00:25:42,126 --> 00:25:43,265
Thank you.
479
00:25:43,265 --> 00:25:44,508
- Let's get a
fucking move on guys.
480
00:25:44,508 --> 00:25:45,889
Come on, let's go.
481
00:26:39,045 --> 00:26:39,874
- Hey.
482
00:26:44,292 --> 00:26:45,120
Ow.
483
00:26:50,919 --> 00:26:51,748
Ow!
484
00:27:45,008 --> 00:27:46,354
Oh, shit!
485
00:28:57,908 --> 00:29:00,255
- Look at that shit.
486
00:29:00,255 --> 00:29:02,361
- You know what's with
you and that stick?
487
00:29:04,018 --> 00:29:05,191
- What you don't know?
488
00:29:05,191 --> 00:29:06,192
- Know what?
489
00:29:07,676 --> 00:29:09,886
- Oh, shit, dude,
you haven't told her.
490
00:29:09,886 --> 00:29:11,404
- No.
491
00:29:11,404 --> 00:29:13,234
- Seriously, you always get
sympathy with that story.
492
00:29:14,373 --> 00:29:16,444
- Whoa, what story?
493
00:29:16,444 --> 00:29:17,859
- Yuri almost died.
494
00:29:19,067 --> 00:29:19,999
- What?
495
00:29:21,207 --> 00:29:24,417
- And that Gandalf cane
of his saved his life.
496
00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:27,075
- What?
497
00:29:27,075 --> 00:29:28,249
What happened?
498
00:29:28,249 --> 00:29:30,941
- So, uh, a few years ago I, um,
499
00:29:30,941 --> 00:29:32,736
I joined this hiking club,
500
00:29:32,736 --> 00:29:34,911
and we went on trips all over.
501
00:29:34,911 --> 00:29:37,534
Mostly around the Cascades
in Oregon and Washington.
502
00:29:38,984 --> 00:29:42,125
And, uh, one day about the,
uh, the middle of the spring
503
00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:44,506
we decided to go and
hike up Mount Rainier.
504
00:29:44,506 --> 00:29:46,474
Now probably not the
best time weather wise
505
00:29:46,474 --> 00:29:49,166
to go summiting a
mountain over 10,000 feet.
506
00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,513
But we were going for it.
507
00:29:51,513 --> 00:29:54,931
And um, about halfway
through the day
508
00:29:54,931 --> 00:29:57,761
this huge storm
cloud just rolls in
509
00:29:57,761 --> 00:30:00,005
over the entire side of
the mountain we're on.
510
00:30:00,005 --> 00:30:02,007
And it looked like that
video game "Silent Hill".
511
00:30:02,007 --> 00:30:03,767
I mean I shit you
not you could not see
512
00:30:03,767 --> 00:30:06,356
more than a foot in
front of your face.
513
00:30:06,356 --> 00:30:08,772
And I started hearing
this buzzing sound
514
00:30:08,772 --> 00:30:09,946
coming from the side of my head,
515
00:30:09,946 --> 00:30:11,464
so I had thought it was a bee.
516
00:30:11,464 --> 00:30:13,328
So I took my hat off
and start swatting
517
00:30:13,328 --> 00:30:14,743
at what I assumed was a bee.
518
00:30:16,435 --> 00:30:18,299
But that I realized that's
not what it was at all.
519
00:30:18,299 --> 00:30:20,128
It was the metal
grommet in my hat
520
00:30:20,128 --> 00:30:23,649
reacting to the static
electricity in the storm cloud.
521
00:30:23,649 --> 00:30:25,444
Betsy, one of the
other hikers with us,
522
00:30:25,444 --> 00:30:27,687
she had these metal ski poles,
523
00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:29,172
they started buzzing as well.
524
00:30:29,172 --> 00:30:30,483
And it was at that
time we realized
525
00:30:30,483 --> 00:30:32,796
we had to get the
hell out of there.
526
00:30:32,796 --> 00:30:35,488
- Dude, you got
struck by lightning.
527
00:30:35,488 --> 00:30:39,458
- No, no, I just, I got lost.
528
00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:40,700
We all started hustling
529
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:42,185
to get down and out
of that mountain,
530
00:30:42,185 --> 00:30:43,738
and I wasn't really paying
attention to where I was going.
531
00:30:43,738 --> 00:30:45,947
I mean I couldn't
fucking see anything.
532
00:30:45,947 --> 00:30:49,399
And um, yeah, after
a while I realized
533
00:30:49,399 --> 00:30:52,643
I was just deep in
the forest by myself
534
00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:53,990
way off the trail.
535
00:30:53,990 --> 00:30:57,821
And the sun was going
down, I was alone.
536
00:31:00,065 --> 00:31:01,169
- Jesus.
537
00:31:01,169 --> 00:31:02,101
That's, uh.
538
00:31:03,309 --> 00:31:04,655
- Yeah, I really
started to freak,
539
00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:08,176
which is, um, not what
you're supposed to do.
540
00:31:08,176 --> 00:31:10,489
Started leaving behind
pieces of my gear as a marker
541
00:31:10,489 --> 00:31:12,663
that I had been
there or something.
542
00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:15,666
It was dumb, but I mean
I was getting desperate.
543
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,945
Something like 50 hours
I had been just wandering
544
00:31:17,945 --> 00:31:20,499
in the complete opposite
direction of the campsite.
545
00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:24,330
And, uh, when the search
helicopter found me
546
00:31:24,330 --> 00:31:25,538
they said, "The
only reason they did
547
00:31:25,538 --> 00:31:26,919
was because of this
stick right here."
548
00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:29,232
I was waving my
t-shirt around on it.
549
00:31:29,232 --> 00:31:30,440
Only reason they found me,
550
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,063
so now I never leave
home without it.
551
00:31:34,409 --> 00:31:36,204
- Such a harrowing tale.
552
00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:39,863
- Yeah, you're like the
guy who cut his arm off.
553
00:31:39,863 --> 00:31:41,037
- Uh, Aron Ralston.
554
00:31:42,383 --> 00:31:44,557
- Oh, for real, now that
you know the damn story
555
00:31:44,557 --> 00:31:46,249
he's gonna compare
it to everything.
556
00:31:46,249 --> 00:31:48,699
Last year he had food poisoning,
557
00:31:48,699 --> 00:31:49,700
and I'm telling you right now
558
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:52,082
he would not shut the fuck up
559
00:31:52,082 --> 00:31:54,464
about his tenacious
will to survive.
560
00:31:55,844 --> 00:31:57,363
- Yeah, Yuri, I
have reservations
561
00:31:57,363 --> 00:31:59,503
about you being
the one leading us.
562
00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:02,230
- I got this, dude.
563
00:32:02,230 --> 00:32:06,200
- Ah, baby, I can't believe
you haven't told me that story.
564
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,201
- Yeah, well, according
to these assholes
565
00:32:07,201 --> 00:32:09,030
I talk about it too much so.
566
00:32:10,238 --> 00:32:11,757
Yeah, fuck you too, guys.
567
00:32:11,757 --> 00:32:13,586
All right, y'all ready
to head out or what?
568
00:32:13,586 --> 00:32:14,415
- Yes!
569
00:33:21,689 --> 00:33:24,278
- So I swear I'm not
being a dick, bro,
570
00:33:24,278 --> 00:33:25,865
but are you sure you
know where we're going?
571
00:33:25,865 --> 00:33:27,384
It's been about an hour now.
572
00:33:27,384 --> 00:33:28,799
- We're on the trail.
573
00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:29,628
We're fine.
574
00:33:29,628 --> 00:33:30,698
- No kidding.
575
00:33:30,698 --> 00:33:32,803
I thought this was Park Avenue.
576
00:33:32,803 --> 00:33:34,150
- We're almost there, okay?
577
00:33:37,187 --> 00:33:38,706
Have a beer it'll
make you feel better.
578
00:33:42,503 --> 00:33:43,987
- Yeah, I'd like some
fucking Gray Paw.
579
00:33:48,474 --> 00:33:49,682
- It's funny.
580
00:33:49,682 --> 00:33:51,029
- No,
it's not funny.
581
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,479
- Yes, it is, it's hilarious.
- Fuck you, buddy.
582
00:33:54,342 --> 00:33:55,412
- Oh!
- What the fuck?
583
00:33:55,412 --> 00:33:56,379
- Holy shit.
584
00:33:56,379 --> 00:33:57,828
- Greetings fellow hikers.
585
00:33:57,828 --> 00:34:00,279
- Uh, fuck.
586
00:34:00,279 --> 00:34:01,832
Hey.
587
00:34:01,832 --> 00:34:03,593
- Uh, sorry if we spooked ya.
588
00:34:03,593 --> 00:34:05,526
We just heard some
talking and came down
589
00:34:05,526 --> 00:34:07,838
to ask if that was
your campsite up there.
590
00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:08,667
- Campsite?
591
00:34:08,667 --> 00:34:09,495
- No.
592
00:34:09,495 --> 00:34:11,324
- No, no.
593
00:34:11,324 --> 00:34:14,052
- Yeah, somebody
vandalized it or something.
594
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,364
Uh, we waiting around for
the owners to come back
595
00:34:16,364 --> 00:34:18,366
but they never showed up.
596
00:34:18,366 --> 00:34:21,369
- You didn't happen to pass
you on your way up did ya?
597
00:34:21,369 --> 00:34:23,889
- Um, nah, we
didn't see anybody.
598
00:34:25,373 --> 00:34:28,445
- Okay, well, I think we
better, uh, get going.
599
00:34:28,445 --> 00:34:31,103
- Y'all said it was just
up, uh, up that way, right?
600
00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:32,449
- Yeah.
601
00:34:32,449 --> 00:34:35,452
- Can y'all show me?
- Yeah, sure.
602
00:34:35,452 --> 00:34:36,902
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
603
00:34:36,902 --> 00:34:39,629
Maybe splitting off the trail
isn't the smartest idea.
604
00:34:39,629 --> 00:34:42,217
- Y'all stay here,
I'll be right back.
605
00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:44,875
- Uh, I'll, I'll go with you.
606
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,187
- All right.
- Yeah.
607
00:34:47,568 --> 00:34:49,052
- Be sure to drop
some breadcrumbs
608
00:34:49,052 --> 00:34:50,364
so you don't lose your way.
609
00:34:54,264 --> 00:34:55,438
- All right,
where's this at?
610
00:34:55,438 --> 00:34:57,578
- It's just over here, uh.
611
00:35:03,135 --> 00:35:05,965
Uh, uh, the campsite's
just up around here.
612
00:35:14,802 --> 00:35:16,562
- Oh, wow.
613
00:35:16,562 --> 00:35:18,288
- I know right?
614
00:35:18,288 --> 00:35:19,565
Maybe it's abandoned.
615
00:35:20,739 --> 00:35:22,258
A homeless camp or something.
- Jesus.
616
00:35:22,258 --> 00:35:23,880
And it looks torn apart.
617
00:35:27,263 --> 00:35:29,196
The critters must
have had a field day.
618
00:35:37,445 --> 00:35:39,930
I just hope whoever this
belongs to is all right.
619
00:35:41,311 --> 00:35:43,934
- Could it have
been a bear attack?
620
00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:46,282
- Nah, there aren't
really any bears out here.
621
00:35:46,282 --> 00:35:48,525
- Plus there isn't
any blood or anything.
622
00:35:48,525 --> 00:35:51,252
I mean the entire place
looks pretty clean.
623
00:35:51,252 --> 00:35:53,668
I don't think anyone was hurt.
624
00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:57,396
- Yeah, I'm more worried
someone got lost.
625
00:36:16,864 --> 00:36:17,692
- What's good?
626
00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:20,868
- Ah, just an
abandoned campsite.
627
00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:23,526
- Yeah.
628
00:36:23,526 --> 00:36:25,907
- Well, hey, we're staying at
cabin just up the trail head.
629
00:36:25,907 --> 00:36:28,047
We'll keep our eyes
out for any hikers.
630
00:36:28,047 --> 00:36:31,154
- Okay, well, we
better get going
631
00:36:31,154 --> 00:36:32,397
before it gets too late.
632
00:36:32,397 --> 00:36:35,123
Uh, it was really
nice meeting y'all.
633
00:36:36,124 --> 00:36:36,987
- You too.
- You too.
634
00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:38,196
- Good luck.
635
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,127
Have fun.
636
00:36:39,127 --> 00:36:40,336
- Thanks.
637
00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:42,027
You too.
- All right, y'all ready?
638
00:36:43,028 --> 00:36:44,512
- I've been ready.
639
00:36:44,512 --> 00:36:45,513
I need to get out of these shoes
640
00:36:45,513 --> 00:36:47,515
and make a drink like yesterday.
641
00:36:47,515 --> 00:36:49,379
- Fucking finally.
- I hear that.
642
00:36:51,174 --> 00:36:55,213
Let's go, let's go, let's
go, let's go, let's go.
643
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,041
Yeah.
644
00:37:00,839 --> 00:37:02,599
- A dating app or?
645
00:37:02,599 --> 00:37:03,531
- Oh, yeah, you're like
646
00:37:03,531 --> 00:37:05,395
my fifth person this week so.
647
00:37:05,395 --> 00:37:08,191
- Oh, wow.
648
00:37:08,191 --> 00:37:11,746
I've never done
it before so, uh.
649
00:37:11,746 --> 00:37:12,678
- Don't worry it's not-
- I hope I'm a good one.
650
00:37:12,678 --> 00:37:14,266
- It's fine.
- Oh.
651
00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:15,440
- You're good, you're
fine, don't worry, but-
652
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,751
- This-
- We won't be making out
653
00:37:16,751 --> 00:37:18,063
later, so-
- But-
654
00:37:18,063 --> 00:37:19,927
- I wanna
tell you that now.
655
00:37:19,927 --> 00:37:22,861
- But, well, I
mean I've never kissed
656
00:37:22,861 --> 00:37:24,207
a girl before so.
657
00:37:25,622 --> 00:37:27,728
- Hey, look, I, I
have to go use the restroom,
658
00:37:27,728 --> 00:37:28,936
so, I'll, I'll be back.
659
00:37:28,936 --> 00:37:32,733
Uh, can you hold
this cellphone pack?
660
00:37:32,733 --> 00:37:34,424
- It's so beautiful out here.
661
00:37:40,741 --> 00:37:41,569
Ooh.
662
00:37:42,777 --> 00:37:43,640
Ooh.
663
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,436
Hey, uh, hold up, hon.
664
00:37:46,436 --> 00:37:48,058
I gotta take a quick wee-wee.
665
00:37:49,059 --> 00:37:51,234
Be right back my love.
666
00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:52,718
- All right, I'll be here.
667
00:37:54,962 --> 00:37:55,790
Waiting.
668
00:38:03,798 --> 00:38:07,457
- Ah, oh, I gotta pee.
669
00:38:07,457 --> 00:38:10,322
Oh, oh, pee pee time.
670
00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:12,566
Oh, oh, oh.
671
00:38:14,050 --> 00:38:17,674
Sweet baby.
672
00:38:17,674 --> 00:38:22,645
Oh, yeah, sweet baby.
673
00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:30,618
Oh, no!
674
00:38:34,795 --> 00:38:35,623
Oh, no!
675
00:38:58,439 --> 00:38:59,267
- Ryan?
676
00:39:01,787 --> 00:39:02,616
Ryan!
677
00:39:08,932 --> 00:39:09,761
Ryan!
678
00:39:29,815 --> 00:39:31,161
- Oh.
679
00:39:31,161 --> 00:39:32,300
- Ladies and gentlemen,
680
00:39:33,509 --> 00:39:34,441
Le Ritz.
681
00:39:36,235 --> 00:39:37,236
- Fuck me!
682
00:39:37,236 --> 00:39:39,307
- All right.
- Oh, dude.
683
00:39:39,307 --> 00:39:40,136
Yes!
684
00:39:41,206 --> 00:39:42,518
Yes!
685
00:39:42,518 --> 00:39:45,175
Oh, my God, you guys, yes!
686
00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:46,004
Fucking party!
687
00:39:55,151 --> 00:39:55,979
- Wow.
688
00:39:59,086 --> 00:39:59,914
You guys.
689
00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:16,034
- You like it?
690
00:40:16,931 --> 00:40:18,243
- This place is incredible.
691
00:40:19,175 --> 00:40:21,591
- What do you think Larissa?
692
00:40:21,591 --> 00:40:23,351
- It's perfect.
693
00:40:23,351 --> 00:40:25,388
It's nice and quiet.
694
00:40:25,388 --> 00:40:27,045
- Not for long.
695
00:40:31,256 --> 00:40:34,052
- I'll show everybody's,
uh, rooming arrangements.
696
00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:35,950
- No.
697
00:40:35,950 --> 00:40:37,987
- Oh, yeah, the rooms.
698
00:40:37,987 --> 00:40:38,953
Yes.
- I might actually be jealous.
699
00:40:38,953 --> 00:40:40,023
- Let's get that locked down.
700
00:40:45,339 --> 00:40:47,790
Starr and Buzz can have
this room down here.
701
00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:50,689
They, uh, get loud, so I'm
not dealing with that shit.
702
00:40:58,283 --> 00:41:02,149
All right, Larissa, this
will be your room here.
703
00:41:04,945 --> 00:41:07,430
It's the master, so you
can have your own privacy
704
00:41:07,430 --> 00:41:08,707
if you need it.
705
00:41:10,398 --> 00:41:11,296
- Thanks, bro.
706
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,782
- Yeah, you like it?
707
00:41:14,782 --> 00:41:16,474
- Yeah, it's perfect.
708
00:41:17,647 --> 00:41:18,959
- Awesome.
709
00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:21,720
- Whoa, you get your own
bathroom and everything.
710
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,655
Lucky.
711
00:41:25,655 --> 00:41:28,486
- Yeah, I might actually
finish this book.
712
00:41:37,771 --> 00:41:39,358
- All right, we're
gonna head back down.
713
00:41:39,358 --> 00:41:41,947
You let us know if you
need anything, okay?
714
00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:54,201
All right, and this is your
room, my room, our room.
715
00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:56,755
It's the room so.
716
00:41:58,274 --> 00:41:59,171
- Sounds good.
717
00:42:00,345 --> 00:42:02,243
- Yeah, um, I
mean like I totally can,
718
00:42:02,243 --> 00:42:05,971
uh, sleep on the
couch if it's weird.
719
00:42:05,971 --> 00:42:07,421
- Oh, no, it's okay.
720
00:42:07,421 --> 00:42:10,044
- I mean I just don't want
you to think I might you know.
721
00:42:11,390 --> 00:42:13,323
- Just, just stop talking.
722
00:42:15,671 --> 00:42:17,362
- That works, uh-huh, yeah.
723
00:42:25,370 --> 00:42:26,820
- I love this.
724
00:42:26,820 --> 00:42:28,684
It's, it's beautiful.
725
00:42:28,684 --> 00:42:29,685
- Yeah.
- Really.
726
00:43:01,993 --> 00:43:03,270
- Whoa!
727
00:43:03,270 --> 00:43:05,859
Oh, come on, you guys
can fuck any old time.
728
00:43:05,859 --> 00:43:08,102
Get your asses downstairs
and party with me.
729
00:43:11,381 --> 00:43:12,382
- Party huh?
730
00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:14,868
- All right, yeah.
731
00:43:14,868 --> 00:43:16,007
- Hey.
732
00:43:20,218 --> 00:43:21,081
- Ugh.
733
00:43:22,461 --> 00:43:23,877
What kind of swanky ass cabin
734
00:43:23,877 --> 00:43:26,431
doesn't have a fucking hot tub?
735
00:43:26,431 --> 00:43:30,055
Like serious where am I
supposed to relax with my drink?
736
00:43:30,055 --> 00:43:31,470
- There's a fire pit.
737
00:43:31,470 --> 00:43:33,093
- Ugh, what are we Mormon?
738
00:43:33,093 --> 00:43:34,542
We're gonna roast marshmallows?
739
00:43:34,542 --> 00:43:35,543
Sing songs?
740
00:43:37,097 --> 00:43:38,823
- I mean we could play
some drinking games.
741
00:43:38,823 --> 00:43:40,203
- Yeah.
742
00:43:40,203 --> 00:43:41,411
- Strip UNO.
743
00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:43,068
You know you love
some strip UNO.
744
00:43:44,311 --> 00:43:45,588
- You're right.
745
00:43:45,588 --> 00:43:47,279
I do love strip UNO.
746
00:43:47,279 --> 00:43:48,729
- See.
747
00:43:48,729 --> 00:43:49,765
Now go have a beer, baby.
748
00:43:49,765 --> 00:43:50,904
It'll make you feel better.
749
00:43:50,904 --> 00:43:51,836
- Fucking A right.
750
00:43:51,836 --> 00:43:53,596
Let's get trashed.
751
00:43:53,596 --> 00:43:54,424
Here.
752
00:43:55,978 --> 00:43:57,289
Whoo!
753
00:43:57,289 --> 00:43:59,360
- God I love that girl.
754
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,155
- Where is
the cranberry juice?
755
00:44:02,501 --> 00:44:03,433
- Fuck.
756
00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:06,264
Oh, shit the cranberry juice.
757
00:44:06,264 --> 00:44:07,921
Hey, man, good call
on coming out here.
758
00:44:07,921 --> 00:44:10,924
Man, really, this was
a fucking great idea.
759
00:44:10,924 --> 00:44:12,960
- Yeah, man, I like this place.
760
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,652
It's quiet, peaceful.
761
00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:18,828
Like the whole world
just ceases to exist.
762
00:44:18,828 --> 00:44:22,142
- Um, I don't know, I was
thinking more along the lines
763
00:44:22,142 --> 00:44:24,420
of the fact that
it's a party house.
764
00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:25,973
You know we got girls.
765
00:44:25,973 --> 00:44:27,285
We got drinking games.
766
00:44:27,285 --> 00:44:29,736
And we got strip UNO.
767
00:44:29,736 --> 00:44:33,325
Ooh, man, my dick cannot
take a whole weekend of this
768
00:44:33,325 --> 00:44:35,327
let me fucking tell you
right now.
769
00:44:35,327 --> 00:44:36,812
- Dude, you keep
talking about strip UNO
770
00:44:36,812 --> 00:44:37,709
like it's a real thing.
771
00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:40,988
Like I get the gist, but why?
772
00:44:42,403 --> 00:44:45,441
- Starr's no good at card
games, man, what can I tell ya.
773
00:44:45,441 --> 00:44:46,787
- Oh, dammit!
774
00:44:47,995 --> 00:44:49,790
- Hey, man, you need
another brewski?
775
00:44:49,790 --> 00:44:50,998
- Nah, dude, I'm good.
776
00:44:50,998 --> 00:44:53,276
I'm gonna go gather
firewood for the pit.
777
00:44:53,276 --> 00:44:54,519
- Good call, amigo.
778
00:44:54,519 --> 00:44:55,831
In the meantime I'm
gonna prep up the girls
779
00:44:55,831 --> 00:44:57,177
for some partying action.
780
00:44:57,177 --> 00:44:58,109
- Have fun.
781
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,146
- Hey, who wants some shots?
782
00:45:38,045 --> 00:45:38,874
- Hello?
783
00:46:01,551 --> 00:46:02,380
Hello?
784
00:46:07,074 --> 00:46:09,387
Larissa, come join us.
785
00:46:09,387 --> 00:46:11,389
- Yeah, girl, it's
officially booze 30.
786
00:46:11,389 --> 00:46:12,528
- Yeah.
787
00:46:12,528 --> 00:46:14,737
- I don't know maybe later.
788
00:46:14,737 --> 00:46:16,912
- Oh, come on, don't be
such a Debbie Downer.
789
00:46:16,912 --> 00:46:19,431
Get your booty out here
and have a fucking drink.
790
00:46:19,431 --> 00:46:21,295
- Yeah.
- No, thank you.
791
00:46:21,295 --> 00:46:22,296
- Is she serious right?
792
00:46:22,296 --> 00:46:23,573
Are you serious right now?
793
00:46:25,092 --> 00:46:27,232
- Hey, Larissa, I, hey,
794
00:46:27,232 --> 00:46:30,063
I make a pretty
killer gin and tonic.
795
00:46:31,236 --> 00:46:32,237
- Nope.
796
00:46:32,237 --> 00:46:33,273
No, thank you.
797
00:46:33,273 --> 00:46:35,447
- Oh, fucking whatever, dude.
798
00:46:39,589 --> 00:46:41,246
Let's fucking drink, bitches!
799
00:46:48,391 --> 00:46:49,599
- Hey, is someone there?
800
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,656
Hey, is someone there?
801
00:47:27,361 --> 00:47:29,501
- Like serious she might
actually have some friends
802
00:47:29,501 --> 00:47:31,158
if she wasn't such
a Debbie Downer.
803
00:47:32,677 --> 00:47:33,712
- She
obviously doesn't get out
804
00:47:33,712 --> 00:47:35,507
of the house much.
805
00:47:35,507 --> 00:47:38,131
Yeah, she seems
pretty insecure too.
806
00:47:38,131 --> 00:47:39,339
- Well, shit I would be too
807
00:47:39,339 --> 00:47:41,824
if I had the fashion
sense of Howdy Doody.
808
00:47:41,824 --> 00:47:43,584
Like seriously overalls?
809
00:47:43,584 --> 00:47:44,620
I mean just because
it's in the bin
810
00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:46,656
doesn't mean you need to buy it.
811
00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:49,659
- Um, just, just be nice, okay?
812
00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:52,041
Please just attempt to look
813
00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:54,975
like you're trying to
include her for Yuri's sake.
814
00:47:56,183 --> 00:47:58,254
- Okay, I've just
never seen somebody
815
00:47:58,254 --> 00:48:01,188
in more need of getting
laid, except maybe for you.
816
00:48:04,605 --> 00:48:08,644
- Hey, y'all still wanna
make me that drink?
817
00:48:10,197 --> 00:48:13,373
- Oh, shit, Larissa
has joined the club.
818
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,204
- Yeah, you want, you
want one shot or two?
819
00:48:17,204 --> 00:48:19,310
- Two, I'm not an invalid.
820
00:48:27,042 --> 00:48:27,870
- Here you go.
821
00:48:33,255 --> 00:48:34,049
Oh.
822
00:48:35,222 --> 00:48:36,396
Oh, shit.
823
00:48:36,396 --> 00:48:39,364
Whoa, damn, Larissa.
824
00:48:39,364 --> 00:48:40,952
- Yeah.
825
00:48:46,509 --> 00:48:47,752
What the fuck was that?
826
00:48:47,752 --> 00:48:49,616
- It sounded like it
came from outside.
827
00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:09,532
Fuck, ow!
828
00:49:09,532 --> 00:49:11,224
- Got ya.
829
00:49:12,087 --> 00:49:13,916
- What a cunt.
- Yeah.
830
00:49:13,916 --> 00:49:16,884
- Oh, come on, a little
levity never hurt anybody.
831
00:49:16,884 --> 00:49:20,164
Oh, shit,
Larissa's drinking.
832
00:49:20,164 --> 00:49:21,337
What the fuck?
833
00:49:21,337 --> 00:49:22,960
- Yo, she's a boss.
834
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,307
- Oh, fuck, looks
like I got some catching up
835
00:49:25,307 --> 00:49:28,551
to do, so, uh, which one of
y'all's gonna pour me a drink?
836
00:51:45,585 --> 00:51:46,379
- Hello.
837
00:51:47,587 --> 00:51:48,622
Hello, hello.
838
00:51:57,148 --> 00:51:59,909
- Holy shit, Martha.
839
00:51:59,909 --> 00:52:02,153
If I'd know it was gonna
get better and better
840
00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:06,019
I woulda asked you to be
my girl a long time ago.
841
00:52:06,019 --> 00:52:09,471
- Wow, aren't you a
sweet talker, Neil.
842
00:52:09,471 --> 00:52:10,334
- What?
843
00:52:10,334 --> 00:52:11,438
It's the truth.
844
00:52:11,438 --> 00:52:12,681
- Uh-huh.
845
00:52:12,681 --> 00:52:14,372
- Oh, come on now,
why would I lie?
846
00:52:15,580 --> 00:52:17,341
- So was it also the truth
847
00:52:17,341 --> 00:52:19,136
when you said the
same thing to me?
848
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,792
- Well, of course it was, baby.
849
00:52:20,792 --> 00:52:24,002
You know you both are
very special to me.
850
00:52:24,002 --> 00:52:26,281
- Ah, really special.
851
00:52:26,281 --> 00:52:27,799
Did you hear that?
852
00:52:27,799 --> 00:52:29,663
Very special.
853
00:52:29,663 --> 00:52:31,113
- Not as special as Britney?
854
00:52:31,113 --> 00:52:32,287
- Britney?
855
00:52:32,287 --> 00:52:33,840
- Britney Adelman.
856
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,945
You know of the Night
Owl two weeks ago.
857
00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:38,258
- What, now what would
I want with that skag?
858
00:52:39,294 --> 00:52:41,261
- You said, "She
had a nice ass."
859
00:52:41,261 --> 00:52:44,126
- I was trying to say
something positive
860
00:52:44,126 --> 00:52:45,231
'cause she your friend.
861
00:52:46,611 --> 00:52:49,269
Oh, come on, I got
prime rib at home
862
00:52:49,269 --> 00:52:51,029
why would I go out
for a hamburger?
863
00:52:52,721 --> 00:52:54,550
- I don't understand
what you're saying.
864
00:52:54,550 --> 00:52:56,966
- Yeah, it's like every time
we bring up another chick
865
00:52:56,966 --> 00:52:58,451
you start talking about meat.
866
00:52:58,451 --> 00:53:01,799
Like steak and hamburger,
I don't get it.
867
00:53:01,799 --> 00:53:03,145
- I like hamburger.
868
00:53:03,145 --> 00:53:04,664
- You like hamburger.
869
00:53:04,664 --> 00:53:06,183
- It's turn a phrase.
870
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,218
- A what?
871
00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:08,806
- Turn a phrase.
872
00:53:10,014 --> 00:53:13,017
- How the fuck does
one turn a phrase?
873
00:53:13,017 --> 00:53:14,674
- Yeah, are you sure?
874
00:53:14,674 --> 00:53:16,710
I think it might be an idiom.
875
00:53:16,710 --> 00:53:19,610
- Idiom, turn a phrase
same difference.
876
00:53:20,507 --> 00:53:21,543
- What the hell was that?
877
00:53:21,543 --> 00:53:23,476
- I didn't hear anything.
878
00:53:23,476 --> 00:53:24,511
- Go check.
879
00:53:24,511 --> 00:53:25,995
- What me?
880
00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:27,134
- No, your mother too.
881
00:53:27,134 --> 00:53:28,205
Yes, you.
882
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:29,171
- Not a chance.
883
00:53:29,171 --> 00:53:30,655
There's nothing out there.
884
00:53:30,655 --> 00:53:33,002
- Neil, check.
885
00:53:33,002 --> 00:53:34,211
- Come on, okay, you go.
886
00:53:35,350 --> 00:53:36,558
- Some man you are.
887
00:53:38,042 --> 00:53:41,804
If I get mauled to death
because of your cold feet.
888
00:53:43,875 --> 00:53:46,671
- Cold feet is
definitely an idiom.
889
00:53:53,851 --> 00:53:54,679
- Amber.
890
00:53:57,682 --> 00:53:58,511
- Amber.
891
00:54:05,172 --> 00:54:06,001
- Amber.
892
00:54:21,361 --> 00:54:23,225
- It's beautiful isn't it?
893
00:54:23,225 --> 00:54:24,399
- Yeah.
894
00:54:24,399 --> 00:54:26,987
- That's a whole
lot of me up there.
895
00:54:26,987 --> 00:54:28,575
- Yeah, with all
the light pollution
896
00:54:28,575 --> 00:54:31,233
it's like you never really
get to appreciate it you know?
897
00:54:31,233 --> 00:54:32,061
- Totally.
898
00:54:33,062 --> 00:54:36,203
You see that star right there?
899
00:54:36,203 --> 00:54:37,204
- Yeah.
900
00:54:37,204 --> 00:54:39,345
- Uh, sure.
901
00:54:41,588 --> 00:54:43,072
- That's where my
name comes from.
902
00:54:43,072 --> 00:54:43,935
Cassiopeia.
903
00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:46,455
- That's so hot.
904
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,079
- You're named after a star?
905
00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:51,633
- A constellation.
906
00:54:53,117 --> 00:54:58,087
Cassiopeia the constellation
lives in the northern sky
907
00:54:59,261 --> 00:55:00,849
and is named for
the Greek goddess
908
00:55:00,849 --> 00:55:04,508
who was killed for
being too beautiful.
909
00:55:04,508 --> 00:55:06,751
- Wow.
- Yeah, tough break.
910
00:55:07,649 --> 00:55:09,582
- Yeah, must be real rough.
911
00:55:12,654 --> 00:55:14,621
I think I'm gonna go inside.
912
00:55:14,621 --> 00:55:17,279
- Oh, come, come on
stay, stay for a while.
913
00:55:17,279 --> 00:55:19,661
- Yeah.
- No, thank you.
914
00:55:19,661 --> 00:55:21,594
- Ah, come on, Larissa, stay.
915
00:55:21,594 --> 00:55:23,803
It's only, it's only 10 o'clock.
916
00:55:23,803 --> 00:55:27,703
- You know I'm just so insecure,
917
00:55:27,703 --> 00:55:31,811
and that's why I don't
have any friends.
918
00:55:39,681 --> 00:55:43,961
- Um, does anybody know what
the fuck that was about?
919
00:55:45,790 --> 00:55:48,552
- Uh, I'm, I'm not sure.
920
00:55:48,552 --> 00:55:50,139
- Yeah, I think she's
just pretty drunk.
921
00:55:50,139 --> 00:55:51,831
- Yeah, bro, Larissa went hard.
922
00:55:51,831 --> 00:55:54,627
I think that's the first time
I've ever seen her drunk.
923
00:55:54,627 --> 00:55:56,111
- Shit, me too.
924
00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,563
Glad she had a good time though.
925
00:55:59,563 --> 00:56:00,495
- Yeah.
- You know she doesn't
926
00:56:00,495 --> 00:56:02,013
really do this very often.
927
00:56:02,013 --> 00:56:03,601
Fuck, I don't
think she ever has.
928
00:57:20,575 --> 00:57:22,404
- Hmm, okay.
929
00:57:23,923 --> 00:57:28,893
Never have I ever
had a threesome
930
00:57:29,618 --> 00:57:31,275
with, with two men.
931
00:57:33,622 --> 00:57:34,451
- Oh.
932
00:57:36,625 --> 00:57:37,833
Goddamn, guys.
933
00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:41,803
- What can I say, senior
year was ridiculous.
934
00:57:41,803 --> 00:57:43,287
- Sounds like it.
935
00:57:43,287 --> 00:57:45,841
- Yeah, and that time it
wasn't even with each other.
936
00:57:47,602 --> 00:57:50,259
- Okay, stories, stories.
937
00:57:50,259 --> 00:57:51,778
Oh, my gosh.
938
00:57:51,778 --> 00:57:52,986
Okay, Yuri, it's your turn.
939
00:57:52,986 --> 00:57:54,609
- All right, never have I,
940
00:57:55,610 --> 00:57:57,335
there it is again.
941
00:57:57,335 --> 00:57:58,302
- What?
942
00:57:58,302 --> 00:57:59,130
- Fucking.
943
00:58:00,615 --> 00:58:01,823
Heard it earlier too.
944
00:59:49,137 --> 00:59:50,587
- I still think
this shit is wack.
945
00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:52,519
I mean fruit wine?
946
00:59:52,519 --> 00:59:53,866
Whoever heard of fruit wine?
947
00:59:55,177 --> 00:59:57,421
- It's good for you.
948
00:59:57,421 --> 00:59:59,941
Goes down real easy,
just like Starr.
949
01:00:17,372 --> 01:00:18,200
- Hello?
950
01:00:19,305 --> 01:00:20,306
Is someone there?
951
01:00:55,030 --> 01:00:56,514
- Yo, what's up?
952
01:00:56,514 --> 01:00:57,619
- Do you all hear that?
953
01:00:57,619 --> 01:00:58,793
- Hear what?
954
01:00:58,793 --> 01:00:59,656
- Right over there.
955
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,832
- But I don't see anything.
956
01:01:03,832 --> 01:01:05,627
- Stop freaking
out the girls, bro.
957
01:01:05,627 --> 01:01:06,593
- Yeah.
958
01:01:06,593 --> 01:01:08,043
- Who's freaked out?
959
01:01:08,043 --> 01:01:09,976
- I'm just saying you know
it's the fucking woods, right?
960
01:01:09,976 --> 01:01:11,806
You hear all kinds of
noises in the woods.
961
01:01:11,806 --> 01:01:13,531
Don't worry about it.
962
01:01:13,531 --> 01:01:18,502
- Yeah, probably, but, um, I'm
gonna get, get another drink.
963
01:01:19,261 --> 01:01:20,055
Anybody need anything?
964
01:01:20,055 --> 01:01:21,332
- I'll take one.
965
01:01:21,332 --> 01:01:22,299
- I'm gonna drain
the little buddy.
966
01:01:22,299 --> 01:01:23,610
- Ooh, I wanna help.
967
01:01:26,648 --> 01:01:27,476
Ah.
968
01:01:29,133 --> 01:01:29,962
So?
969
01:01:31,826 --> 01:01:32,654
- So?
970
01:01:34,069 --> 01:01:35,346
- Brown chicken brown cow.
971
01:01:39,143 --> 01:01:40,041
- I think so.
972
01:01:40,041 --> 01:01:40,869
- Yes.
973
01:01:42,491 --> 01:01:44,493
Can't wait to hear all about it.
974
01:01:57,921 --> 01:01:58,956
- Hey, Larissa.
975
01:02:03,650 --> 01:02:04,479
Larissa?
976
01:02:11,175 --> 01:02:12,004
Larissa?
977
01:02:15,041 --> 01:02:16,318
Where the fuck did she go?
978
01:02:25,845 --> 01:02:26,915
Fuck.
979
01:02:30,850 --> 01:02:31,713
Guys, she's gone.
980
01:02:31,713 --> 01:02:32,990
She's fucking.
981
01:02:32,990 --> 01:02:35,682
- What?
982
01:02:35,682 --> 01:02:36,511
Let's see.
983
01:02:38,927 --> 01:02:41,723
- Yo, what do you
mean she's gone?
984
01:02:41,723 --> 01:02:43,207
- Like she's gone gone.
985
01:02:44,243 --> 01:02:46,417
- Like she's throwing up.
986
01:02:46,417 --> 01:02:48,419
- No, like she's not
in her fucking room.
987
01:02:49,627 --> 01:02:52,251
- She's probably just
taking a dump, man.
988
01:02:52,251 --> 01:02:53,804
- No, goddamn it, Buzz, no.
989
01:02:53,804 --> 01:02:55,875
She's, she's not in
the fucking house.
990
01:02:56,876 --> 01:02:58,429
- Calm down.
991
01:02:58,429 --> 01:03:00,707
I'm sure she's all right,
I'm sure she's all right.
992
01:03:00,707 --> 01:03:02,709
- Well, did you check out front?
993
01:03:02,709 --> 01:03:03,952
- No, you don't understand,
994
01:03:03,952 --> 01:03:05,471
she doesn't leave
the fucking house.
995
01:03:18,139 --> 01:03:18,967
- She'll be back.
996
01:03:20,451 --> 01:03:24,076
- Just I'm a little paranoid
about these things, okay?
997
01:03:24,076 --> 01:03:25,318
- Mm-hmm.
998
01:03:25,318 --> 01:03:26,872
Rightfully so.
999
01:03:26,872 --> 01:03:28,943
- You know maybe she stepped
outside to get some fresh air.
1000
01:03:28,943 --> 01:03:30,634
I mean she did drink a lot.
1001
01:03:30,634 --> 01:03:31,980
- Oh, fuck.
1002
01:03:34,017 --> 01:03:35,466
Who ate all the Pop-Tarts?
1003
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:38,331
- Fucking idiot.
1004
01:03:39,505 --> 01:03:41,265
I'm gonna go check
for her outside, okay?
1005
01:03:45,131 --> 01:03:46,408
- Do you want me
to come with you?
1006
01:03:46,408 --> 01:03:48,100
- No, you all stay here.
1007
01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:49,308
I'll be right back.
1008
01:04:10,467 --> 01:04:11,295
Larissa?
1009
01:04:16,438 --> 01:04:17,267
Larissa?
1010
01:04:20,201 --> 01:04:21,029
Larissa?
1011
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:26,828
Larissa?
1012
01:04:30,314 --> 01:04:31,315
Fuck.
1013
01:04:34,146 --> 01:04:34,974
Larissa?
1014
01:04:49,437 --> 01:04:51,853
- I really
hope she's okay.
1015
01:04:51,853 --> 01:04:54,166
- She's fine.
1016
01:04:54,166 --> 01:04:56,823
Can't tell you how many
times I've woken up
1017
01:04:56,823 --> 01:04:59,826
after blacking out in the grass.
1018
01:04:59,826 --> 01:05:01,518
A little fresh air will
make her feel better.
1019
01:05:01,518 --> 01:05:03,347
- Yeah, yeah, she's fine.
1020
01:05:03,347 --> 01:05:04,176
She'll be fine.
1021
01:05:07,351 --> 01:05:08,180
- Yeah.
1022
01:05:15,394 --> 01:05:16,222
- Larissa?
1023
01:06:07,411 --> 01:06:08,240
Oh, shit.
1024
01:06:29,123 --> 01:06:30,262
- Did you find her?
1025
01:06:30,262 --> 01:06:31,435
- No, I.
1026
01:06:33,334 --> 01:06:34,473
- What's wrong, bro?
1027
01:06:37,096 --> 01:06:38,649
- I found her-
- Fuck.
1028
01:06:38,649 --> 01:06:39,685
- Her robe.
1029
01:06:39,685 --> 01:06:42,688
- Hell, yeah, baby.
1030
01:06:42,688 --> 01:06:43,930
She's got the right idea.
1031
01:06:43,930 --> 01:06:45,932
Let's go streaking y'all.
1032
01:06:45,932 --> 01:06:48,521
- No, there's blood on it.
1033
01:06:48,521 --> 01:06:49,764
There's blood.
1034
01:06:51,973 --> 01:06:55,321
- Yeah, well,
someone's on the rag.
1035
01:06:57,461 --> 01:06:59,291
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
1036
01:07:00,188 --> 01:07:02,190
- What the fuck was that?
1037
01:07:39,262 --> 01:07:40,056
Larissa?
1038
01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,404
Larissa, is this a fucking joke?
1039
01:07:56,175 --> 01:07:58,557
- What the fuck?
1040
01:08:00,283 --> 01:08:02,561
- What happened here?
1041
01:08:06,047 --> 01:08:09,257
- Some, someone went
through my stuff.
1042
01:08:09,257 --> 01:08:11,949
- Uh, maybe it was Larissa.
1043
01:08:13,261 --> 01:08:15,125
- No, something's
seriously fucked here guys.
1044
01:08:15,125 --> 01:08:17,300
- You really gotta
calm down, man.
1045
01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:18,818
- Calm down?
1046
01:08:18,818 --> 01:08:20,544
Something happened to my
sister you fucking moron.
1047
01:08:27,585 --> 01:08:29,553
- I think someone's
in the house.
1048
01:08:29,553 --> 01:08:31,590
- What?
1049
01:08:31,590 --> 01:08:33,937
- Someone went through my stuff.
1050
01:08:33,937 --> 01:08:35,490
Larissa's gone.
1051
01:08:35,490 --> 01:08:37,216
I think someone's in the house.
1052
01:08:38,837 --> 01:08:41,978
- That abandoned tent, I think
people squat around here.
1053
01:08:51,264 --> 01:08:52,645
She was just fucking here.
1054
01:09:04,104 --> 01:09:05,313
- Hey, guys, don't you think
1055
01:09:05,313 --> 01:09:07,143
we're overacting
just a little bit?
1056
01:09:09,593 --> 01:09:12,077
There's nothing fucking
here, man.
1057
01:09:16,290 --> 01:09:17,532
Buzz kill.
1058
01:09:34,825 --> 01:09:35,654
- Buzzy!
1059
01:09:36,965 --> 01:09:38,312
- Come on, go, go!
1060
01:09:49,012 --> 01:09:50,807
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
1061
01:09:50,807 --> 01:09:52,291
Hello.
1062
01:09:52,291 --> 01:09:53,948
Fuck, hello, hello.
1063
01:09:55,121 --> 01:09:55,950
Shit.
1064
01:09:56,951 --> 01:09:58,710
Fuck, this shit's old.
1065
01:10:09,343 --> 01:10:12,208
Buzz.
1066
01:10:18,731 --> 01:10:19,870
- What the fuck?
1067
01:10:19,870 --> 01:10:20,837
What the fuck?
- We gotta, we gotta go.
1068
01:10:20,837 --> 01:10:22,528
We gotta get help.
1069
01:10:22,528 --> 01:10:24,150
- Wait, where's Starr?
1070
01:10:24,150 --> 01:10:25,737
- I thought she was
right behind us.
1071
01:10:33,056 --> 01:10:34,540
- Come on, Starr.
1072
01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:35,748
Come on.
1073
01:10:35,748 --> 01:10:37,233
- Cassie, come we gotta go.
1074
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,061
- Hold on.
1075
01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:17,928
- Fuck.
1076
01:11:21,207 --> 01:11:23,520
- Stay on the trail,
stay on the trail.
1077
01:11:24,934 --> 01:11:25,764
What?
1078
01:11:27,559 --> 01:11:30,286
- Do you, do you hear that?
1079
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:31,356
- What is it?
1080
01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:43,264
This is not good.
1081
01:12:12,189 --> 01:12:13,570
- Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.
1082
01:12:13,570 --> 01:12:15,469
Oh, no!
1083
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,097
Oh, my bestest Buzzy.
1084
01:12:29,483 --> 01:12:32,313
- Oh, my God.
1085
01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:35,005
What in the world?
1086
01:12:36,662 --> 01:12:39,320
- No, not of this world.
1087
01:12:40,217 --> 01:12:41,598
- Do you, is that?
1088
01:12:45,844 --> 01:12:47,570
- That's a flying saucer.
1089
01:12:47,570 --> 01:12:48,812
- No fucking way.
1090
01:12:55,232 --> 01:12:56,579
- Extraterrestrial.
1091
01:12:56,579 --> 01:12:57,856
- You mean like aliens?
1092
01:12:57,856 --> 01:12:59,202
Like some fucking
"X-Files" shit,
1093
01:12:59,202 --> 01:13:02,861
like is that what you're saying?
1094
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,864
Holy shit.
1095
01:13:05,864 --> 01:13:07,175
- Fuck.
1096
01:13:07,175 --> 01:13:08,693
- Larissa.
1097
01:13:08,693 --> 01:13:10,696
Larissa!
- No, no, no, no, Yuri, Yuri.
1098
01:13:12,041 --> 01:13:14,666
You saw what happened to Buzz.
1099
01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:17,151
Larissa is not in there.
1100
01:13:30,026 --> 01:13:30,923
- Oh, fuck!
1101
01:14:01,471 --> 01:14:03,439
- Cassie, what are you doing?
1102
01:14:04,716 --> 01:14:07,684
Cassie, what the
fuck are you doing?
1103
01:14:09,410 --> 01:14:10,237
Cassie.
1104
01:14:11,654 --> 01:14:13,241
Hey.
1105
01:14:13,241 --> 01:14:16,900
Fuck.
1106
01:14:22,285 --> 01:14:25,425
Cassie, Cassie, baby,
come on, wake up.
1107
01:14:25,425 --> 01:14:26,737
Cassie.
1108
01:14:26,737 --> 01:14:27,532
Hey, hey.
1109
01:14:28,878 --> 01:14:29,706
- Yuri.
1110
01:14:34,952 --> 01:14:37,231
Oh, oh, my God, oh, my God.
1111
01:14:49,174 --> 01:14:50,002
- Here.
1112
01:14:51,452 --> 01:14:54,351
- Please, Yuri, let's just go.
1113
01:14:54,351 --> 01:14:56,043
- We'll never make it.
1114
01:14:56,043 --> 01:14:58,494
If that thing doesn't get
us then the elements will.
1115
01:14:59,943 --> 01:15:00,978
- What are we gonna do?
1116
01:15:02,636 --> 01:15:05,121
- We're gonna have
to fight it ourselves.
1117
01:15:06,812 --> 01:15:10,160
- How the hell do you plan
to stop a monster like that?
1118
01:15:11,955 --> 01:15:12,784
- I don't know.
1119
01:15:14,648 --> 01:15:16,822
But I've been in worse
situations before.
1120
01:15:19,998 --> 01:15:23,967
Never ever forget
your primal instinct,
1121
01:15:23,967 --> 01:15:26,038
your will to survive.
1122
01:15:26,038 --> 01:15:28,316
This fucker messed
with the wrong earth.
1123
01:15:49,579 --> 01:15:50,407
Starr.
1124
01:15:51,823 --> 01:15:52,651
Starr.
1125
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:01,349
Starr.
1126
01:17:22,396 --> 01:17:23,466
Motherfucker.
1127
01:17:28,022 --> 01:17:29,921
You killed my sister, you fuck!
1128
01:17:31,612 --> 01:17:32,924
Fucking asshole.
1129
01:17:43,279 --> 01:17:45,212
Welcome to Earth.
1130
01:17:45,212 --> 01:17:46,938
We hunt for fucking sport.
1131
01:17:48,767 --> 01:17:50,148
Kill for the fuck of it.
1132
01:17:50,148 --> 01:17:52,012
You fucked with the
wrong alpha species.
1133
01:17:59,639 --> 01:18:00,468
Fucking kill you.
1134
01:18:55,489 --> 01:18:56,421
- Oh, my God, Yuri.
1135
01:18:58,009 --> 01:18:59,735
- Just a little late.
1136
01:19:01,425 --> 01:19:03,531
- I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
1137
01:19:03,531 --> 01:19:06,707
So sorry.
1138
01:19:06,707 --> 01:19:08,916
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
1139
01:19:11,608 --> 01:19:12,713
I'm so sorry.
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