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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:02,735 Oh, what's for dinner? 2 00:00:02,737 --> 00:00:04,069 - Lemon chicken. 3 00:00:04,071 --> 00:00:08,173 - Again? 4 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,675 - What did you make? 5 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:14,480 - Nothin'. 6 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:15,547 - Hey, daddy. 7 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:17,449 - Hey, pooky. Hi. How was school? 8 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:18,584 - Good. 9 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,686 - Ally made a new friend-- daniel. 10 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:23,355 - Daniel? A boy. 11 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,491 - He's coming over on Saturday. 12 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:26,525 - Coming over, yeah? 13 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,060 Don't you think you should, like, 14 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:29,428 Meet for coffee and see how that goes? 15 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,630 - [laughs] 16 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:34,500 - Well, ally, I'm looking forward 17 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,135 To meeting your gentleman caller, 18 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,203 And I hope daniel realizes 19 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:42,474 That he's getting involved with a very special young lady. 20 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:46,045 - Don't worry, honey. 21 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,713 Daddy won't be here when he comes over. 22 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,515 - Good. 23 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:52,818 - You're gonna want me there 24 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,353 When it's time to pay for the wedding, though, 25 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,488 Aren't you? Yeah. 26 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:03,262 - So, hey, ally asked that boy to come over? 27 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:04,830 That's a little forward there, don't you think? 28 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:06,265 - Oh, please. 29 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,300 If women waited for men to ask, 30 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:11,470 The entire species would die out. 31 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:12,671 - What are you talking about? 32 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,173 We wouldn't have gotten together 33 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,441 If it wasn't for me. 34 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:19,645 - You? We got together in spite of you. 35 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:21,080 - No. Get outta here. 36 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:22,314 It was all me, okay? 37 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:26,652 I came, I saw, I conquered, baby. 38 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:29,688 - You know, as much as I would like to blame you, 39 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,590 Us getting together is my fault. 40 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,125 - That's not the way I remember it. 41 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,359 - That's exactly how it happened. 42 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,161 - No. No, no. - Yes. What? 43 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:38,197 - Don't you remember? 44 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,431 Okay, listen, I got to shower, 45 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,599 So it'll be, like, 20 minutes. 46 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,167 Okay. Bye. 47 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:44,369 [doorbell rings] 48 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:50,342 Yes? 49 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,677 - Hey, got your futon delivery. 50 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,112 - Oh. I forgot that was today. 51 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:55,581 Um, okay, bring it in. 52 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,583 - Don't drag it, dopey. 53 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:58,817 The lady paid for it already. 54 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:02,588 - Slow down. Let me get a grip on it. 55 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:03,789 - Where's this goin'? 56 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,758 - Um, like somewhere in here. 57 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,494 - You got to tell me when you're dropping it. 58 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,229 Come on, you've been doing that all day. 59 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,768 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 60 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:17,736 Hey, how are you? 61 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:21,607 - I'll go get the frame. 62 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:22,841 - Okay. 63 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:31,250 I delivered one of these to cher yesterday. 64 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:33,685 - Oh, yeah? 65 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,221 - Yeah. She wasn't there. 66 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:38,423 Her assistant was there. 67 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:40,159 I'm not really a futon guy. 68 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:42,828 I'm gonna be a writer. 69 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:43,896 - You know, now that I think about it, 70 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:46,565 Can you just put it over there instead? 71 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:47,366 - Yeah. I can do that now. 72 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:48,634 - You can? 73 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:49,868 - Yeah. Yeah. I don't need him. 74 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:52,538 - Yeah. That would be great. 75 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:53,338 - So, where do you want it? 76 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,873 - [screams] 77 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,376 Oh! I'm sorry! Wait. Are you okay? 78 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:58,544 - I'm fine, I'm fine. What are you doing? 79 00:02:58,546 --> 00:02:59,745 - I don't know. 80 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:02,814 - What are you doing? - Give me a hand. 81 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:03,849 - Pick it up. Pick it up. 82 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:04,850 I'm sorry. Are you okay? 83 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:05,851 - Yeah, I'm fine. 84 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,352 - You sure? - Yeah. Fine. 85 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,721 All right, I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it. 86 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,456 - Hey, lucky I'm not delivering your refrigerator. 87 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:14,326 [both laugh] 88 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,696 - Okay, could you just excuse me for a minute? 89 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,865 - Yeah. We got it. Go ahead. 90 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,200 Yeah, you go run for cover. 91 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:25,771 She's pretty, man. 92 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,406 - Yeah, I could see why you'd want to smother her 93 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,675 With the futon. 94 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:30,809 - She's different, though. 95 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,244 She's, like, different kind of pretty. 96 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:33,679 You know, natural, walk-on-the-beach, 97 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:36,848 Have-a-wine-cooler, kind of pretty, you know? 98 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,217 - Let's get the frame started. 99 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:41,320 Then you can write her a poem. 100 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,654 - She laughed at my joke, man. 101 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:43,722 You see that? She laughed. 102 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,491 You think she's got a boyfriend? 103 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:47,492 - I don't know. 104 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:48,961 Check out the pictures. 105 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,733 - I don't see any guys. 106 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,301 There's no guys. 107 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:58,904 Hey, maybe she likes women. 108 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,539 - Nah, if she was like that, 109 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:03,308 She'd be putting this thing together herself. 110 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:05,677 Ask her out, big nose. 111 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,747 - No, what? Her? Go out with me? 112 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,016 No, no, no. Yeah? 113 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,985 - Stranger things have happened. 114 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:15,487 I can't think of any. 115 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,656 - Nah. I live with my parents. 116 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:18,857 - Fine. Then I'll ask her out. 117 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,959 - No. No. You can't. 118 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:21,960 - Why not? 119 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,495 - 'cause. 120 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:26,331 You're the futon guy. 121 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,800 - You're the assistant futon guy. 122 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:29,801 I'm asking her out. 123 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:30,969 - No. I'll do it. 124 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,404 She laughed at my joke, man. 125 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:33,538 I'm gonna do it. 126 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,977 So... 127 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:40,946 I'll get the clipboard thing, 128 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,447 And then I can write that thing down. 129 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:47,352 - [laughing] 130 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:48,487 - What? 131 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,688 - Nothing. 132 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,023 My friend is all nervous 133 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:52,724 'cause he likes you or something. 134 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,059 He wants to ask you out. 135 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:56,061 - Oh. Really? 136 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,896 - What? You got a boyfriend? 137 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,032 - No, it's just that... 138 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:01,300 - Let me ask you something. 139 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:06,738 You think you could put this thing together yourself? 140 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,976 - I got it. Got the forms. Okay. 141 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,345 All right. Gianni, you almost done now? 142 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:14,913 Let me help you. - No, no, no--I got it. 143 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:18,917 You do what you got to do. 144 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:19,985 - Okay. 145 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:24,856 Okay. 146 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,525 Hey, music. You like music? 147 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,893 - Uh, yeah. 148 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:31,430 - Yeah, me, too. Music is good. Yeah. 149 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,964 It's a nice apartment you got here. 150 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,666 - Oh, thanks. 151 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,068 - It's a nice neighborhood. 152 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:38,537 A lot of nice places to eat around here. 153 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,572 - Yeah, I know. - You know what's good? 154 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,007 That chinese place 155 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,109 With the crazy grandmother who screams at you. 156 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,977 - Oh, yeah, china star. Oh, I love that place. 157 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,579 - Yeah. - Yeah. 158 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,047 You know what she's screaming? 159 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:51,550 - Yeah. "habba nye dah!" 160 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:54,453 She's cra-- 161 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:55,620 She's crazy. 162 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:57,723 - She's saying, "have a nice day." 163 00:05:57,725 --> 00:06:01,426 - Oh. 164 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:04,863 Oh. 165 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,865 Maybe she's not crazy, then. 166 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:11,470 - I love that place. 167 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:15,974 - Yeah. Me, too. 168 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:18,477 So... 169 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,979 You almost done, gianni, or what? 170 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,647 - Are you? 171 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:26,718 - So maybe I'll see you there sometime, hmm? 172 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,719 - Where? 173 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,388 - China star. 174 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:30,622 - Oh, well, yeah. 175 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:31,857 If you're in there, and I'm in there, 176 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:34,126 Then, yeah. 177 00:06:34,128 --> 00:06:35,694 You got to sign, um... - Okay. 178 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,767 - I'll probably be there for lunch tomorrow. 179 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:43,902 You talking about it made me really hungry for it. 180 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,604 - Yeah? - Yeah. 181 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:49,074 - Actually, I just had chinese today. 182 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:57,783 - Oh, my god. 183 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,956 - But sometimes, when I go back two days in a row, 184 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,491 I just--I order something different, you know? 185 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:07,893 Like shrimp. 186 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,165 So if I was to go back there 187 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:15,033 And order the shrimp, 188 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:19,538 Would you want to... Go with me? 189 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,139 - Yeah. Sure. 190 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:22,140 - Yeah? 191 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:24,142 Oh, great. Great. 192 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,844 I told you I was gonna be a writer, right? 193 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,480 - Yeah. - Yeah. 194 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:32,451 - Yeah. What a way with words. 195 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,119 Let's go. - All right, okay. 196 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,120 All right, so then, what, 197 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,121 Like, 1:00 tomorrow? 198 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,489 - Yeah. That'd be great. 199 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,590 - Okay. Good. All right. 200 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:39,858 Good. Great. 201 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,092 So, then tomorrow. 1:00. Right? 202 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,829 - Oh. I'm ray. - I'm debra. 203 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,897 - Hi. Nice to meet you. 204 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,699 Okay, so tomorrow, then. - Yeah, great. 205 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,601 - All right. Good, great. 206 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,703 Habba nye dah! 207 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,105 [both laugh] 208 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,543 Hoo hoo hoo! 209 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:03,882 Am I the man, or what? 210 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:05,250 - Oh, yeah, you're the man. 211 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:06,985 You should have your genitals revoked. 212 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:10,188 - [as muhammad ali] oh, I'm so pretty. 213 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,690 I'm so pretty. I'm so pretty. 214 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:12,891 - Hey, beautiful. 215 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,759 You forgot to give her the futon cover. 216 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:16,061 - Oh. Oh, yeah. 217 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:26,538 [water running] - coming. 218 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,608 - What? 219 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:32,711 - Coming. 220 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:35,013 Aah! - Oh! 221 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,015 - What do you want? What are you doing? 222 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,783 - You said, "come in." - I said, "coming." 223 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:42,687 - It sounded like "come in." 224 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,657 - What's up? 225 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:48,927 - Would you excuse me, please? 226 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,729 - Okay, I'm sorry. Look, I didn't see anything. 227 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:51,730 - Yes, you did. 228 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,665 - I know. I'm sorry. 229 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:02,908 - Totally naked? 230 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,318 - Yup. 231 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,920 - Totally naked? 232 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:17,255 A beautiful woman, totally naked, 233 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,858 Facing you. 234 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,226 - Yes. 235 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,728 - Another gift for raymond. 236 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:29,200 I burst into places all the time. 237 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,336 I raid massage parlors. 238 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,605 You know who I get to see naked? 239 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,707 Fat guys. 240 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:38,043 Fat, hairy, bald guys. 241 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,612 You get to go out with a naked girl. 242 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:41,780 - Oh, I'm not going out with her. 243 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,815 Are you kidding? She thinks I'm a pervert. 244 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,884 - And she's the one running around naked. 245 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,185 - In her own apartment. 246 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,622 No, I didn't turn away fast enough. 247 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,257 - Well, how fast did you turn? 248 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,060 - I don't know. Like this. Ooh! 249 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,173 - Where's the turn? 250 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,108 - Oh, my god. I didn't turn! 251 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,611 I didn't even turn. See? Forget it. 252 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:13,878 There's no way I could ever go out with her. 253 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,113 - Yes, you can. 254 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,881 - No. The whole time, 255 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,283 She'll know that all I'm thinking about 256 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,918 Is her breasts. 257 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,353 - Well, don't think about them. 258 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:22,921 - "don't think about them." 259 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,757 Yeah. Don't think about zebras. 260 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,193 Go. 261 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:30,328 - Wow. 262 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,329 - Yeah. See? 263 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,764 What are you thinking about? 264 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,833 - A zebra with breasts. 265 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,243 - That's it. That's why. 266 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,678 There's no way I can go out with her. 267 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,046 - Listen, you have to. 268 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,115 You've achieved more before the first date 269 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,249 Than I usually do 270 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:54,252 By the end of a relationship. 271 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,353 - Forget it. I already called. 272 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,354 I canceled anyway. 273 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,889 I left a message on her machine. 274 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:02,994 - Seems like a terrible waste of a naked girl. 275 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,863 - Robbie, your father's coming home soon. 276 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,731 - Yeah? 277 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,366 - You're sitting in his chair. 278 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,734 You know how upset he gets 279 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:12,671 If he sees your imprint in his chair. 280 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:15,907 [doorbell rings] 281 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:19,310 - Ah, he can kiss my imprint. 282 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,746 - It's just that he's working so hard. 283 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,314 That's all. 284 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,984 I can't wait till your father retires. 285 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:29,254 Oh, he's gonna be so much more pleasant then. 286 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:38,863 - Well, hello there. 287 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,166 - Hi. Is this 319 fowler? 288 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,834 - Why, yes, it is. 289 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,837 May I help you? 290 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,405 - Yeah. I'm looking for ray barone. 291 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,913 - Of course you are. 292 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,114 Come in. 293 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,885 Raymond! 294 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:04,155 Girl! 295 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:07,859 - There's a girl here for raymond? 296 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,027 - What's going on? 297 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,028 Oh. 298 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,731 Hi. 299 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,165 - [chuckles] who is this? 300 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,166 - Hi. I'm debra whelan. 301 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,102 Ray delivered a futon to me. 302 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,470 - Oh. 303 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:22,741 - What? 304 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,309 - Oh, nothing. 305 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:28,179 Just...Thinking about zebras. 306 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,384 - Wouldn't you like to introduce us 307 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,819 To your friend, raymond? 308 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:37,322 - Uh, this is... 309 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,758 My... 310 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,160 Marie and robert. 311 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:45,363 My roommates. 312 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:48,166 How, uh... 313 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,334 What are you doing here? 314 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,102 - Well, I went to the futon store, 315 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,772 And your friend told me that I could find you here. 316 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,807 Is there someplace that we could talk? 317 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:59,010 - Uh, yeah. I guess so, yeah. 318 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,846 - If I knew you were going to have a visitor, 319 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:04,482 I would've laid out a nicer pair of pants for you. 320 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,887 - So, um, hi. 321 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,789 - How come you canceled our lunch? 322 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:11,856 - Well, I didn't think you-- 323 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,992 - Is it because you saw me naked? 324 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,293 Admit it: You don't want to go out with me 325 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,261 Because you saw me naked. 326 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,897 - No! No--I mean, yes-- 327 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:19,898 - Well, just so you know, 328 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,200 I don't look like that. 329 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,535 - What? 330 00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:25,303 - It was like a bad angle, bad lighting. 331 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,571 I hadn't showered yet. 332 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,907 That's not how I look. - What do you mean? 333 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,009 Well, you looked great-- not that I looked. 334 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,377 - Then how come you canceled? 335 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,546 - Because...I was in over my head anyway. 336 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,414 I was thinking you'd think 337 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,549 I'm just some futon guy, 338 00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,150 And then you throw pervert on top-- 339 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,318 - Well, you should've let me be the one to cancel. 340 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,319 That's the decent thing to do 341 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,320 When you see someone naked. 342 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:46,024 The naked person gets to cancel. 343 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,493 - I didn't know that. 344 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,497 - All right. Forget it. 345 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,132 Oh, and by the way, 346 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,934 There's something wrong with that stupid futon. 347 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,869 The right leg is so loose. 348 00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,604 - All right. You want me to fix it? 349 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,439 - Well, somebody better, 'cause I got the warranty. 350 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,509 - Okay. All right. I'll fix it tomorrow. 351 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,879 I mean, I'm the futon guy. 352 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:11,916 - It was nice to meet you both. 353 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,618 - So, uh, what time tomorrow, then? 354 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,054 - I get home from work about 6:00. 355 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,590 - That's no good. Raymond eats at 6:00. 356 00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:20,592 - Ma, do you mind? 357 00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:22,527 6:00 is good. - Okay. 358 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,395 - Okay, dear. Lovely meeting you. 359 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:31,002 - She's not the girl for you, raymond. 360 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,641 [doorbell rings] 361 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,076 - Who is it? 362 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,379 - It's, uh, ray from claude's futons. 363 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,548 - Yeah, come in. 364 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,322 I said, come in. 365 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,057 - Okay, now it really sounds 366 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,359 Like you're saying, "come in." 367 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,461 - Yeah, I did say "come in." 368 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,897 Hi. - Hi. 369 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,198 - Hey, you're all dressed up. 370 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,634 - Oh, yeah, the other time, 371 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:05,036 Those were my delivery clothes. 372 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,506 Yeah, this is what I wear when I fix stuff. 373 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,574 - All right. 374 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,042 - Okay. 375 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,981 Stupid dressed-up moron. 376 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,517 - What? 377 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:20,618 - So it's the right leg that's loose? 378 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,552 - Yeah, it's the right one. 379 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,554 - Okay. 380 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:30,461 Nothing really seems to be loose here. 381 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,196 - Oh. Sure seemed loose to me. 382 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,265 - You know what? 383 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,035 I can't even tighten these any more, really. 384 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:40,138 - Huh. I thought it was loose. 385 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,308 - No. 386 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,243 - You know, it looks like I made too much food here, 387 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,344 If you're, um, hungry. 388 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,647 - Oh. Yeah? 389 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,215 - Yeah. You want some? 390 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,383 - All right. Yeah, wrap it up. 391 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,719 I'll eat it in the truck. 392 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:06,431 - Okay. 393 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,299 I mean, you could eat it here if you want. 394 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,301 - Oh. 395 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,403 Okay. 396 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,675 - You can sit. 397 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,212 - Sit? Sit here? 398 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,981 - Yeah. That's good. - All right. 399 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,018 - You need me to help with anything? 400 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,753 - No. I got it. 401 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,391 - Can I ask you something? 402 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,226 - Yeah, sure. 403 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,262 - Were you making all that food for someone, 404 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,565 And they didn't show up? 405 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:44,202 - They showed up. 406 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,036 Here you go. 407 00:16:55,614 --> 00:17:00,284 - So...The futon was never loose? 408 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,494 - Look, you know, I've been out with a lot of guys, 409 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,063 Like stockbrokers and athletes 410 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,165 And rich, famous, good-looking guys-- 411 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:19,103 - So you're going the other way now? 412 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:22,140 - No, no. I'm not going any way. 413 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,775 You just seem like a nice guy. 414 00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:26,210 That's all. 415 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,414 You are planning on being a journalist, right? 416 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,749 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 417 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,317 - It's not as much fun 418 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,586 As knocking people over with futons, but... 419 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,356 [both laugh] 420 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,091 - Actually, I'm gonna be a sportswriter. 421 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,793 - Oh, really? - Yeah. You like sports? 422 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,494 - Well, I do p.R. For the rangers. 423 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,363 - Really? - Yeah. 424 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,466 - So you know, like, vanbiesbrouck and larouche? 425 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,068 - Yeah. All those guys. 426 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:50,802 - Wow. 427 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,274 - So, your family seemed nice. 428 00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,778 - Yeah. Yeah. They seem nice. 429 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:09,320 I'm only living with them until, you know... 430 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,788 - Yeah. Sure. 431 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:11,856 - Yeah. Yeah. 432 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:15,126 Yeah. 433 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:18,696 Wow. This is great. This is--what is this? 434 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,797 - Oh, it's lemon chicken. 435 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,100 - Oh, man. 436 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,603 Wow. 437 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,638 - Yeah? You really like it, huh? 438 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,507 - I could eat this the rest of my life. 439 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,180 What? 440 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:39,484 - Nobody's ever really liked my cooking before. 441 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,485 - Well, they're nuts. 442 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:41,819 Are you kidding? This is great. 443 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,187 I'll probably-- can I have more? 444 00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:44,655 - Yeah, sure. - No, let me get it. 445 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,625 - No. I got it. I can get it. 446 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,160 Hey, you want something to drink? 447 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,361 - Yeah. Yeah. Well, let me get that. 448 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,562 Okay. The glasses are right there. 449 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,763 - Okay. Ice? 450 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,433 - Yeah, that'd be great. 451 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,235 [plates clatter] 452 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,649 - I like the round cubes with the holes in them. 453 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,284 Those are my favorite kind of cubes. 454 00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,524 Oh! 455 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,159 Agh! 456 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,693 Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 457 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,395 You keep knocking me down. 458 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,863 - I know. I know. 459 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,165 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 460 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,566 Ah, are you all right? 461 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,801 - Yeah. 462 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,746 You're a good kisser. 463 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,748 - All right. You're in shock. 464 00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,462 - Listen, I don't want you to think I'm like this, 465 00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,697 'cause I'm not. - Me, neither. 466 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,798 - I mean, if this goes anywhere, 467 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,300 It's gonna be at least six months 468 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,568 Before you see me naked again. 469 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,769 - It's okay. 470 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:05,870 I just want some more of that chicken. 471 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,672 - Okay. 472 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:14,679 - [sighs] 473 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,681 Here's some more chicken. 474 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:24,989 How is it? 475 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,390 - Great. 476 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,926 - Yeah? - Yeah. 477 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,728 Still great. 478 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,402 - And you're still a good kisser. 31559

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