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- Hey.
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- Hey, robert.
- Hey.
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- I just got off duty.
I kind of need to talk.
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- What's the matter,
robert?
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- I made this traffic stop
that's kind of bothering me.
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Amy was in the car.
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- Oh, amy the virgin?
- Oh, ray!
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- What?
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What? That's what
she is, right?
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- Well, I'm not so sure
anymore.
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She was in the car
with a guy.
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They were
all dressed up.
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This was a date.
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- Well, robert,
you two did break up.
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On a few dates yourself,
mr. Luckypants.
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- All right, deb,
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Tell me what you know
about this guy.
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- Uh...
- Aheh!
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- I know she's been
seeing some people,
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But I don't know who--
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- James p. Kitsos
of queens...
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5'10", 165 pounds,
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Hair brown, eyes green,
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Not an organ donor.
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Selfish bastard!
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It sounds like
you kind of miss amy.
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Why don't you just
give her a call?
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- You think she wants
me to call her?
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- Do you want to call her?
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- Do you think
she still likes me?
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- Do you still like her?
- Oh, my god!
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Why don't you wait
till your acne clears up
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And give her a ride
on your skateboard?
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[doorbell buzzes]
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Amy.
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- Hi, robert.
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- Hello.
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You know, I've been
wanting to talk to you
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Since you pulled us over.
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- Listen, amy,
the ticket is written,
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But he can contest it
in court if he wants.
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- Oh, no, no, no.
It's not that.
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He was speeding.
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- Yeah.
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You look nice.
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- Thanks.
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- You want to come in?
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- You look good too.
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- Thanks.
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You know he's not
an organ donor.
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- We only went out
a couple of times.
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- Look, it's
none of my business.
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You know his mother
owns that car.
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- Robert, it wasn't
that serious.
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- I'm just thinking
about your safety.
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- I know you are.
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Thank you.
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Robert...
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You know...
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I knew that
was your speedtrap.
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I told him
to drive faster.
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I wanted to see you.
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- You didn't need him.
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You could've
driven yourself.
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I would've
pulled you over so fast.
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- I've already got 8 points.
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I didn't want
to lose my license.
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- Pretty girl like you...
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Would've let you off
with a warning.
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Where are we going?
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- The bedroom.
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- The--
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W-w-wait.
We've never...
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And you've never, ever...
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Are you sure?
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- I'm sure.
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- Really?
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- Robert, I've driven around
long enough.
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- Beat it, shamsky.
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Oh, yeah.
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- [giggling]
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- And you too,
you too, yeah.
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- No, stay.
Finish your breakfast.
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- No, the least I can do
is walk you to the elevator
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And push the up button
for you.
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- You mean down.
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- No, no, I mean up.
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'cause that's the direction
all angels go.
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- Maybe you should push down,
'cause you're a devil.
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- Don't start with that.
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- Oh!
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Enough, already.
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- Excuse me,
can I help you?
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- You want to help me?
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Close your bedroom curtains.
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[elevator bell dings]
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- Oh, my god.
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Do you think he saw?
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- [woman giggles]
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- Hey, you know,
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You really disrupted
our bible study last night.
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- Sorry.
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- We prayed for you.
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- I'm...Using the stairs.
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I'll call you.
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- Okay, okay.
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Drive safely.
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- Hey, saw the show
last night.
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[laughs suggestively]
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- We're in 9-j, if you...
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Want to give us a ring.
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- Hey, deb.
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- Hi, robert.
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- You talked to amy.
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Did you tell
anyone else?
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- No, I swear
I didn't tell anyone.
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- Hey-hey, robert.
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Ohh, whoooo! Whoooo-ey!
Whoooo!
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- You know too?
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Deb, you said
you didn't tell anybody.
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- She has to tell me.
You kidding?
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It's a rule of marriage.
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A spouse automatically
has the right to know
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That you deflowered
a woman
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In front of your entire
apartment building.
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- Ray!
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- It wasn't
the whole building.
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- You know, amy isn't gonna
be visiting your building
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Any time soon.
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- If you know
what she means.
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- I didn't mean that.
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- She must hate me.
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In fact, she's been
trying to call you.
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- Well, I haven't been home.
It's too embarrassing.
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And, hey,
look at this.
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These are up
all over the building.
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- "were you offended
by the display?"
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- [gasps]
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- It's a petition to make
bedroom curtains mandatory.
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I can't go back there.
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- Oh, you know what?
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You can stay here
for a few nights.
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- What?
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- Yeah, just until
things calm down.
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- Hey, you could--
you could stay at mom's.
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Great food over there.
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Here too,
good food here.
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- No, I can't go over there.
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She'll want me
to move back in.
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Lookit, she can't know
I'm staying here.
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- No, no, no.
We won't tell her.
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Go ahead--there's blankets
and stuff in the hall closet.
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You can stay downstairs
in ray's office.
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- Oh, great.
Thank you.
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- Are you nuts?
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- What?
It's just for a few days.
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- Yeah, that's what he told
ma when he got divorced,
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And he stayed for four years!
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- It'll be fine, ray.
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- Come on, he's gonna be
all sittin' on the couch
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And watchin' television.
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- And that's really your
special job, isn't it, ray?
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- You don't know.
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Just wait
till his shoes come off.
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- Oh, his feet
are fine.
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- Yeah, fine, if you're trying
to jump-start a vomit.
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- Oh, hey, ray,
I hope you don't mind.
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I switched with
one of your pillows,
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You know, because down
gives me nightmares.
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- Of geese?
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- A goose will run
right after you.
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I gotta tell you,
I really appreciate it.
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[sports game on tv]
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[tv audience cheering]
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[loud rock music playing]
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- Is this guy amazing or what?
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- Did you ever play
guitar?
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- Just this.
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- I like your hands.
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- Aah...
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[chuckles]
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- Oh, hey.
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- Huh? Ohh...
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- Hi, ray.
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- Hi, amy.
Good to see you...
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Again.
189
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So, uh, what are
you guys doing?
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- Nothin', just listening
to some tunes.
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00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,105
You?
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- Oh, yeah, I got to print
something up for work.
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It's a tiny bit loud.
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[music volume lowers]
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- I can't even hear it now.
196
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- That's 'cause you
listen to it too loud.
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- I should go.
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- No, uh...
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Ray, do you
have to do this now?
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- Yeah.
Yeah, sorry, okay?
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It's just gonna take
a second.
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- Go ahead.
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- [laughs]
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[laughs]
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[printer beeping]
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00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,417
- Oh!
[laughs]
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00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:55,654
- Hey, come on, come on.
208
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Come on, don't jam!
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- [laughs]
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- You know what?
I'm just gonna--
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00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:10,101
I'm gonna go work
on this upstairs, okay?
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00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:13,938
It'll still work,
all right?
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00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,240
It's not like I haven't--
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00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:19,044
[laughter]
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00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,992
- Hello.
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00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,997
I brought lasagna.
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00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:42,901
[robert laughing]
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- [laughing]
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00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:52,277
[laughing]
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[footsteps]
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- Robbie!
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00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,283
- Ma!
223
00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,884
- Oh, god! Marie!
224
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,252
- Oh, my god!
225
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,154
[loud footsteps]
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00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,956
Oh! Oh!
227
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,326
- What the hell's going on?
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- Oh, ma!
229
00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:24,109
- Oh, why, robbie? Why?
How could you?
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In raymond's basement!
231
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:30,181
- Marie, it's not
what you think!
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- Oh!
233
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:03,014
- Man, you just
can't stop, can you?
234
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,453
- Can't stop?
235
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,256
- We thought
everyone was asleep.
236
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,924
Debra invited me.
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00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,125
- Debra?
238
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,827
- Yes, I mean, I said
he could stay here.
239
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,996
Look, they are
two consenting adults,
240
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And that's
what adults do.
241
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:25,837
- The lucky adults.
242
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:29,240
- Marie, why did you
take the lasagna?
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Holy crap!
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Go ahead.
I'll catch up.
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00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,829
- Is this something you do?
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You come to raymond's to--
to have relations?
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- Okay, I'm caught up.
248
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,838
[laughs]
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- I'm sorry I baked you
a lasagna.
250
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,075
- How did you know
I was here?
251
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,877
- Ray squealed.
252
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,545
- Raymond!
253
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,913
- Come on, ma.
254
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:10,582
You were supposed
to make it look casual.
255
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:14,586
- Lasagna's casual--it's not
like I made steak pizziola.
256
00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:17,121
I just wanted
- a little privacy.
257
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,389
- Maybe you should've
thought of that
258
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,891
Before you and amy
did a puppet show
259
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:24,429
In front of
your whole building.
260
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,630
- What?
261
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:29,167
- What are you
doing to me?
262
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,135
- You are out of control,
young man!
263
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,971
- No, I'm not, ma.
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00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,441
- Hard to make that argument
without pants.
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00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,414
- He gets that from you--
266
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,250
You with your
dirty magazines.
267
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,418
- One "playboy."
268
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,654
- For 29 years?
269
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:53,458
I mean, who keeps pornography
for 29 years?
270
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,895
- Anyone married to you.
271
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:05,069
- He gets to have
a "playboy."
272
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:08,206
- Marie, I can understand
why you'd be so upset.
273
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,542
- I thought you were
saving yourself.
274
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,978
- I was. I did.
275
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,147
- Oh, amy.
276
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:21,152
Amy!
277
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,955
Oh, I thought I knew you,
278
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:27,492
But you had us all fooled,
didn't you?
279
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,960
I mean,
it wasn't like debra,
280
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,562
Where we knew
what we were getting.
281
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,102
- Excuse me?
282
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,971
- I can't believe this.
283
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,272
- Amy, look, it's okay.
284
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,674
You don't understand, ma.
285
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,242
Amy wasn't trying
to fool anyone.
286
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,544
She cares about me.
287
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,446
She listens.
288
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,249
She doesn't laugh at me
when I eat.
289
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:55,086
In fact...
290
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:59,524
She's the most wonderful woman
I've ever met.
291
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:03,127
What I'm trying
to say is...
292
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,431
Amy and I are in love.
293
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:09,634
- Oh, my god.
294
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,704
You're getting married?
295
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,642
- Uh...
296
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:20,979
Yup.
297
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:24,248
- Oh-ho, robbie!
298
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,484
- Wonderful!
299
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,052
- Hey, that's great, man.
300
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:31,122
So you're
moving out, then, right?
301
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:35,059
- I couldn't wish
for a nice daughter-in-law.
302
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,428
- Let's celebrate
with some lasagna!
303
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,297
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
304
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,299
We're not
getting married.
305
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,401
- Of course you're getting
married, don't be silly.
306
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:46,237
That makes everything
all right.
307
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:50,141
- Robert, six months ago,
308
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,576
When I asked
about our future,
309
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,611
You freaked out
and we broke up.
310
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,313
Now you're ready
to get married
311
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,049
Just because you're afraid
of what your mother thinks?
312
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,685
- Sometimes a mother
knows best, dear.
313
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,588
- Sometimes a mother
should just butt out.
314
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:13,131
- Hey, robert,
you gotta marry this one.
315
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,733
[laughs]
316
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:21,372
- I will not be talked to
that way.
317
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,241
- Look, sorry.
318
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,810
I've had a very rough
couple of days here.
319
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,279
I wait my whole life
for the right time
320
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,448
And the right man
to be my first,
321
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:34,786
And now an entire building
has a petition against me!
322
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,487
And then the second time
I'm with my first,
323
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,057
His mother walks in on us.
324
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,391
And now you're
ready to get married
325
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,693
Just to make her happy?
326
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,663
What is this hold
she has on you?
327
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:53,638
- See?
It's not just me.
328
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,707
- I can't even cry,
because if I dab my eyes,
329
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,644
My pants will fall down.
330
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:03,147
So excuse me, marie,
for not being polite!
331
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,653
And by the way,
332
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:12,290
Sometimes the noodles
in your lasagna are overcooked.
333
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,858
[gasping]
334
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,127
[door slams]
335
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:38,883
- Clearly, that is not
the girl for you.
336
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:44,322
You understand, robbie?
337
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,124
Robbie?
338
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,499
Robbie!
339
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,134
Where's he going?
340
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:59,270
- Maybe his wallet's
in those pants.
341
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,407
- You see, debra?
342
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:06,444
Do you hear the way
your friend talks to a mother?
343
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,847
I am so glad
you introduced her to my son.
344
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,449
- So am I, marie.
345
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,884
I think amy
is the best thing
346
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:15,686
That ever happened
to robert.
347
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,728
Ray.
348
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:26,831
Ray, you're supposed
to follow me now.
349
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:40,444
- I think your noodles
are perfect.
350
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,615
- I have never been treated
so disrespectfully
351
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,918
In my whole life.
352
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,321
Frank, I'm leaving.
353
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,799
- Coming!
354
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:43,941
[bell dings]
355
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:50,681
- Hey.
- Hey.
356
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,316
- I know. I know.
357
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,285
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