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- Okay, so, now here's
an old colonial inn
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Near tanglewood.
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- What's tanglewood?
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- They have classical
music there.
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Here's the concert
schedule.
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- And here's my face.
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- Or--okay.
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Or we could stay
at the plaza, huh?
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Eat at le cirque,
and see a show.
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- No, look, my parents
make fun of people
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Who stay at the plaza.
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- What? My parents
stay at the plaza.
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Okay, all right.
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Then how do your parents feel
about the adirondacks?
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- What do you do there?
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- You rent a nice house.
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Look at this,
right on the lake.
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- We'll be staying
in someone else's house?
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- They won't be there,
ray.
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- I don't want to sleep
where other people have slept.
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- What do you think
hotels are?
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- You're yelling.
Why are you yelling?
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- Because you don't
want to go anywhere.
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- I do, believe me.
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It's just that nothing
you've mentioned sounds fun yet.
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- Okay, then you pick.
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And whatever sounds
fun to you, we'll do.
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- Really,
you want me to pick?
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- Yes, ray, because
it doesn't matter where we go
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As long as we can
be together!
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- All right.
Let's calm it down.
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- All right.
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It's just that, you know,
I really want to do this.
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- Me too.
- Okay.
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- A tour of ben & jerry's
ice cream factory.
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Can that be a trip?
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- Yes, it can.
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Yes, it can, because
the factory's in vermont.
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See, the wildflowers
are blooming.
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And we could stay
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At this cute little
bed and breakfast.
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- Why don't we just stay
at ben & jerry's house?
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- I'm calling vermont.
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- Free samples.
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I'll bet there's a catch.
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- Hey, that's cute.
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- God.
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Amy, I'm going to vermont
tomorrow.
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I have nothing
to take on this trip.
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- You have a husband.
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Lots of things
go with that.
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For a pair of pants
that makes my butt look smaller.
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- You know what makes
your butt look smaller?
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A husband.
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- So, robert hasn't started
dating anyone else yet?
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- You mean,
since we talked about him
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In the shoe
department?
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- I know, I know.
I just--
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Here, try this on.
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- Yecch.
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- Oh, come on.
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It'll look great
with that scarf you bought.
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And maybe some
of those new platform sneakers.
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- [sighs]
I'm not fun anymore.
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- What are you talking about?
You're fun.
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We're having fun.
We had wine at lunch.
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- Okay.
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- Another color, maybe?
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- [crying]
- what? What is it?
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- I'm a boring housewife.
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- What?
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- I'm a big, old
boring housewife,
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And that's why
ray isn't excited
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About going to vermont.
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I should just cancel
the whole trip.
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- Come on,
you're not boring.
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You're going to have
an amazing, amazing time
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With your husband.
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Look, donna karan.
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- [sobbing]
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What was I thinking?
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Ray's only going to vermont
for the ice cream.
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That tour
only lasts two hours,
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And then it's just me.
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- These prices
are outrageous.
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- Whoa, what's all this?
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- Well,
I'm babysitting for you
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While you're on
your getaway. Remember?
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- Oh, okay, but we don't
leave until tomorrow.
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So leave until tomorrow.
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- Hey.
- Ooh.
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- Here's the bag
that I borrowed.
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- Yeah.
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Well, what's this smell?
What'd you keep in it?
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- Some meat.
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So I see ma's
laid in supplies.
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- Well, you're welcome
to come over here
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For dinner tomorrow night.
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- Oh, I see, so I'm a nice guy
to have over,
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But you wouldn't
want me staying here.
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- What, robert?
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- Hmm? Nothing.
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Wasn't asked,
wasn't considered.
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- What weren't you
considered for, dear?
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- Let's see,
today's category?
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Child care.
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- Look, robert,
I didn't think--
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- Oh, you didn't think?
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No, why would you
think someone
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Who's trained in cpr,
public safety,
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And conflict resolution
would be able to baby-sit?
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- Robert, look, you want to
take care of the kids?
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Fine, mom doesn't
have to do it.
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- Yes, she does
have to do it.
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That's my getaway
from her.
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- Well, I could come
over here and help.
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- That's not the same thing
as you staying here
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And me staying there.
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- Listen, ma,
I don't need your help, okay?
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I can take care
of the kids.
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- Okay, dear. Okay.
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- What?
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All right.
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- Good.
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- What?
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- Good-bye.
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- I'll be going along, too.
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I'll see you in three days,
all right?
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- What?
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- Nothing, dear.
Bye-bye.
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- Hey, look, raymond,
I won't let you down, okay?
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Just relax and go
enjoy your trip.
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- Yeah, yeah, I know.
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Hey, you ever been to one
of these bed and breakfasts?
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- Yeah, with my ex-wife.
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- Did you not catch
the end of that sentence?
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- Yeah, great.
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- What's with the face?
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- No, no, yeah, it's just,
going away together.
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It's just so much time
together.
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- What are you afraid of?
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You guys still--
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- What?
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- [imitates sexy music]
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- Yeah, I mean, yeah, we do.
That's not the problem.
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It's the in-between.
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- Ah, the remains
of the day.
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- She keeps saying
how romantic it's gonna be.
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You know,
three days of romantic.
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I don't see the need.
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- Listen, let me give you
some advice, okay?
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These trips are for the wife.
It's a weekend.
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- [groans]
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- Raymond, raymond,
raymond, raymond.
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You know, sometimes
at the precinct,
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We got to throw guys
into the lockup for a weekend.
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And you know which guys
have the worst time there?
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- The small ones?
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- No.
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The guys who are
watching the clock.
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But the guys
who arm wrestle,
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Play cards, whistle...
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Those are the ones
for whom time passes quickly.
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- Yeah, but I have
to talk, okay?
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Those guys have the right
to remain silent.
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- Hi.
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- Hey, honey. Hi.
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Oh, you got some stuff
for the trip, good.
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- Yeah.
- Good, it's gonna be fun.
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- Yeah, I can't wait.
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- Yeah, just me and you.
- Yeah.
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- What'd you get?
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- I got a great outfit
for the hayride.
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- Hayride.
- Yeah.
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- So, listen,
that weekend lockup--
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How far in advance
is that booked?
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- You know, ray,
I can carry one of those.
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- No, no, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
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- Wow.
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This looks nice.
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- Yeah, yeah, it's nice.
I like--I like the, uh...
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I like the doorstop
in the shape of a bunny.
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Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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[sighs]
hello?
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- "please ring turtle."
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[bell dings]
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- [giggles]
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- Hi.
- You must be the barones.
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- Yeah.
I'm debra, and this is ray.
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- Cecily daily.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
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I was packing some folks
a picnic lunch.
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- Oh, that's so romantic.
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- Yeah, you like that?
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We'll take one of those.
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- Picnic orders have to be in
by 6:00 the night before.
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It's all right here
in the handout.
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- Oh, more bunnies.
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Where I put
the reservation book.
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- "no tv in the room"?
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- Did you really want
a tv this weekend?
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- No, no, we'll--
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We'll arm wrestle.
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- Here's your key.
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00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:05,804
And the common bathroom
is just across the hall.
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00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,773
- No bathrooms
in the rooms, either?
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00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:09,708
Can I ask you something?
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00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:12,711
What is in the room?
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00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:14,245
Are we in the room
right now?
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- Ray.
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- Bill, pam.
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We missed you two
at breakfast.
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We had blueberry pancakes.
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- Sorry, we couldn't seem
to get out of bed.
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- [giggling]
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- Ready to go, babe?
- Sure, babe.
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- Where are you off to?
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00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,698
- Oh, we're gonna go
check out that antique fair
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In craftsbury common.
- Oh, I read about that.
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That's supposed
to be great.
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- See ya.
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00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:47,145
- Did you want to go
to that cranberry craftyland?
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- Well, I scheduled
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The ben & jerry's thing
for today,
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00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,918
'cause you seemed
so excited about it.
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00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,820
- Yeah, yeah, but we don't
have to do that
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If you don't want to.
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- No, I do.
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No, ray, you know,
this is our weekend.
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We're gonna do things
that we both enjoy.
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It's not like we have
nothing in common.
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- Yeah.
Yeah, common bathroom.
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- [laughs]
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- All right,
who took my yellow piece?
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[kids laughing]
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00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:22,380
It's not funny.
I was winning.
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00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,349
Do you know what happened
to the last person
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- They got a big tickle,
that's what.
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[kids screeching]
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00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,989
- I can't find
the can opener.
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00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,757
- What?
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00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:35,694
- I'm not talking to you.
Where's your mother?
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- I don't know.
She's not here.
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- You want to play
candy land, grandpa?
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00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:44,035
- I want my clam chowder.
246
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,370
- Look, I'm sure ray has--
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00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,739
- Marie!
- Dad, she's not here.
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00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,174
- Marie!
- Dad--
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00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:53,111
- Would you stop yelling?
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00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:57,182
The can opener is in the
top drawer by the refrigerator.
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- Thank you.
See you Monday.
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00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,955
- Hello, dear.
253
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:04,956
- What are you doing here?
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00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,758
- Cleaning.
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00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,093
- Ma, listen,
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00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,862
I'm in charge while
raymond is away, all right?
257
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,297
- Of course you are, dear.
258
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,365
You're doing a wonderful job.
259
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,034
The twins could use a nap.
260
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,902
- I'm handling this.
261
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:22,407
- I know, dear.
I can hear through the vent.
262
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,744
- Have you thought
about dinner?
263
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,112
- I'm ordering a pizza.
264
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:31,316
- No, pizza's not dinner.
I'll fix something.
265
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:36,054
- Did you know
she was here?
266
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:40,859
- Grandma's always here.
267
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,432
- [exhausted sigh]
268
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,269
- You got the key?
269
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,937
No, you have it.
270
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:53,972
- You're the funny one.
271
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,307
- Oh, no, it's that couple.
272
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,010
Come on, where's the key?
Where's the damn key?
273
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,211
- Hey.
274
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,780
- Hey.
- Hi.
275
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:02,847
How was your day?
276
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,149
- Unbelievable.
277
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,450
- Yeah, it was great.
278
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,052
Oh, gosh, we hiked
through wildflowers,
279
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,187
And we picked apples,
280
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,189
And then we toured
ben & jerry's,
281
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,157
And the teddy bear factory.
282
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:15,460
- Yeah.
283
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,395
- Wow, you guys
did a lot of stuff.
284
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,397
We just went
to craftsbury common.
285
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,299
Bill bought me
this quilt.
286
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,934
- It's an anniversary gift--
287
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,969
Six months since
our first date.
288
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:28,473
- Oh, thank you, babe.
- You're welcome, babe.
289
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:32,477
- He celebrates everything.
- [laughs]
290
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,881
- Oh, there it is.
291
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,216
Yeah, I thought
I lost the key,
292
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,552
But there it was.
It's right in my back pocket.
293
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:44,055
- That's so funny.
[forced chuckles]
294
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,236
- Wow.
295
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:01,339
Were we ever like that?
296
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:05,410
- Who, babe and babe?
297
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,145
- Yeah, they just seem so--
298
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,514
- Annoying?
299
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,316
- I was thinking happy.
300
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:16,387
- Well, they're not
married yet.
301
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:21,392
So just think how happy
they're gonna get.
302
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,895
- Okay, so,
are you gonna shower or--
303
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:24,896
- What for?
304
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,197
- For the hayride.
305
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:31,202
- Well, how bad do I smell
306
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,604
That I got to take a shower
307
00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:37,508
Before being dragged around
behind a horse?
308
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,944
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
We don't need to shower.
309
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,379
- Is there time for a nap?
310
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,914
- I don't think so.
311
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,582
We got to be downstairs
by 6:30, so--
312
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,917
- What about dinner?
313
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,118
- It's kind of included.
314
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,387
It's sort of a cookout,
campfire thing.
315
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,089
- What are they having?
316
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,491
- I don't know
what they're having, okay?
317
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,093
I just thought
it would be fun.
318
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,295
- You know what
might be more fun?
319
00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:01,332
A nap.
320
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,034
- Okay, fine, ray.
You nap.
321
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,936
Nap all you want.
And you know what?
322
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,005
The next time,
you pick the friggin' hotel
323
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,439
And you plan
all the activities,
324
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,275
And I'll be the one
that hates everything.
325
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:13,011
- Wait, debra. Come on.
326
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,479
- I didn't say
I hated everything.
327
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,615
- You didn't have to say it.
328
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,451
- What did I do?
What did I do?
329
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,920
I said,
"what are they having?"
330
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,689
What did I do?
331
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,124
Come on.
332
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,692
You said there was gonna
be a cookout thing,
333
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,494
And I said,
"what are they having?"
334
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:33,164
That's a perfectly
legitimate question.
335
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,600
There was no other
meaning there.
336
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,302
And the nap thing,
that was just--
337
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,003
That's me trying
to be romantic.
338
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,171
That's all.
339
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,472
Come on, look, I'm sorry.
340
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,509
I don't know
what the hell I'm doing here.
341
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,277
- Is someone in there?
342
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,513
- Yeah.
343
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,315
What do you think?
344
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,417
Honey, come on,
345
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,719
Someone else needs
to use the bathroom.
346
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,287
Honey, come on.
347
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,356
Come on, we're not the only one
who has this bathroom.
348
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,158
Huh, huh, remember?
349
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,359
You're the one
who booked the place
350
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,560
With the
"share the bathroom" thing.
351
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:06,164
[forced laugh]
352
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,666
I just made it worse,
didn't I?
353
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:16,574
[knocks]
honey, come on.
354
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:21,179
I'm sorry. Please, come on,
let's be friends, huh?
355
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:26,117
This is our weekend getaway.
356
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:29,220
Come on, hon--
honey, unlock thi--
357
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,456
Oh.
358
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,192
It's not locked.
359
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,561
We'll just be a minute.
360
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:43,634
- [sobbing]
- hey.
361
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,306
There's no lock
on that thing.
362
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,175
- You're supposed
to hang the sign.
363
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,144
[sighs]
364
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:57,782
- "patience is a virtue."
365
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:02,787
- What, ray?
366
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,522
- No, nothing, nothing.
367
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:09,327
It's charming and true.
368
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:17,402
- So, you want to
just go home?
369
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:22,340
- Only if you
really want to.
370
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,742
Come on, I mean, it's--
371
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,677
It's not really
going that well,
372
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,580
Unless you think
that it is.
373
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:33,484
- I was trying to make
this fun for you.
374
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,686
I mean, why do you--
375
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,588
That hike,
and the apple orchard,
376
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,057
And the ice cream
factory,
377
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:43,795
I planned all those
stupid things?
378
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:46,164
- Wait a minute,
you thought they were stupid?
379
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,099
- Of course.
380
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,534
I just thought
that if I kept you busy,
381
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,436
You wouldn't notice--
382
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:54,272
- What? Notice what?
383
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,207
- That I'm your boring wife.
384
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,242
[crying]
385
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,679
- My boring wife?
386
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:05,416
You thought you'd
be boring to me?
387
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,685
- What's so funny?
388
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,621
- Nothing.
389
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:15,493
You were nervous
about being boring to me.
390
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,830
- What are you doing?
391
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,765
- It's just--
it is funny.
392
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,701
You thinking you're boring.
What about me?
393
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:24,836
Come on, I ran out of
things to say
394
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,538
On the george washington
bridge.
395
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,739
Remember, I said,
396
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,141
"I always take
the upper level,
397
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:35,880
You fall on the people
on the lower level."
398
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,216
That doesn't
even make sense.
399
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:42,453
We're all gonna die.
We all go in the river.
400
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,821
That's stupid.
401
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,791
- Yeah, and there was,
like, 100 miles
402
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,659
Where all you said
was, "oh, look,
403
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:52,230
The odometer's
gonna hit 80,000."
404
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,866
- My point exactly.
405
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:57,435
- So, we do have
something in common.
406
00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,671
We're boring.
407
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,574
- "hi, we're the borings.
408
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:07,912
We just hit 80,000."
409
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,251
So, what do you
want to do?
410
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:16,454
You want to do
the hayride thing?
411
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,423
- You know what?
That nap sounded pretty good.
412
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,825
- Yeah?
413
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:24,529
- Yeah, I've been
wanting to take a nap
414
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:29,467
Since ally was born.
415
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,802
- Hey.
416
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,739
Nothing boring to me
about a nap.
417
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,507
You know, and then
418
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,876
Maybe a little later,
who knows, huh?
419
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,179
- Okay, definitely.
But first a nap.
420
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,314
- Oh, definitely,
definitely a nap.
421
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,682
[knocking at door]
422
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,917
- Excuse me, it's cecily.
423
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:47,552
Everything
all right in there?
424
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,420
- Yeah, yeah,
uh, we're done.
425
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,556
- Yeah.
426
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,658
[toilet flushes]
427
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,226
- Why did you do that?
428
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,261
- Oh, I don't know,
I don't know, I panicked.
429
00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:01,866
- Come on,
now we got to wash our hands.
430
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,969
- Hey, bunny soap.
431
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:11,976
- We celebrate everything.
432
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:28,593
- What time is it?
433
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:32,897
- Mm, 9:00.
434
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,367
- We missed dinner?
435
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:41,372
- Mm, I guess.
436
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,242
- You want to just
sleep through?
437
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:48,579
- Yes.
438
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:52,950
- This is a great vacation.
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