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- Okay, how about this?
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We're on a private jet,
right?
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Now, all the passengers,
they're asleep.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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And I'm the captain,
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And you're
the flight attendant.
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- Okay.
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- Hello...Vickie.
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- Wait, who's vickie?
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- You are.
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- Why can't I just be me?
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- All right, okay.
All right, fine.
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Fine, you're you.
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Hello...Debbie.
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Boy, I...Usually don't
cramp up when I fly,
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But maybe you could
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Take off your clothes
and rub my neck a little.
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- Okay, wait, ray.
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Ray, can you just be you?
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- What--I can't be me.
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I don't know how
to fly this thing.
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- Just forget the airplane.
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I just want to be here
in our bedroom with you.
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- What kind of pervert
are you?
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- Oh, no!
- What, what no?
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Everything's locked,
turned off, or asleep.
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- No, no.
I just remembered.
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I think
I'm out of stuff.
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- Stuff?
- Yeah, stuff.
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Well, there might
be a tube of it
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Around here somewhere.
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- Tube?
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- A tube, yes, a tube.
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Unless you want to be a father
again, look for the tube.
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Where--what does it
look like?
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It's been so long,
it's probably expired.
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Come on, everything
was going so well.
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I was home.
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You were awake.
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Got it! Got it!
- You got it?
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- Got it, yes.
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- Ray, this is sunblock.
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- Okay, now we're
on a beach, right?
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Yeah, you're
the rich society--
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I'm juan, the cabana boy.
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Nice goin'.
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- What's that
supposed to mean?
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- I mean runnin' out
of the stuff.
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Way to go.
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- So you're blaming me?
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- Well, you're the one
who's in charge of the stuff.
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- Why do I always
have to be in charge?
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Why don't you go to the
drugstore and get some things?
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- Things--you know
I don't like the things.
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- Well, I don't like the stuff.
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- I don't even like
to buy the things,
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Especially if there's
a lady cashier.
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I feel--I feel all dirty,
you know?
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Like "hey, hey! Guess what
I'm gonna be doin' later!
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"maybe.
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"if I can get
all the kids to sleep,
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And if the moon
and the stars all line up."
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- Well, there is
another option, you know.
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- We discussed it--
a little snip-snip.
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- Hey, hey, ow, whoa!
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Watch with that kind
of talk, huh?
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He can hear you.
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Don't listen
to the crazy lady, okay?
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No snip-snip.
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No snip-snip.
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- Why don't you
tell your partner
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That it might be
in his best interest
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To take over
this little responsibility.
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He might get out more often.
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- What are you saying there?
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- I'm just saying that
if I wasn't in charge
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Of absolutely everything,
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I might,
theoretically,
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Be more inclined to...
More often.
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- Hmm.
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But now, if we were
to do something this drastic,
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We might need
something in writing.
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- Well, I can't give you
any guarantees, but...
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- Hey, my client is gonna need
some assurances here.
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- I'm sure we can reach
a satisfying arrangement.
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Why don't you two
discuss it?
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- I'll bring it up
at the next meeting.
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Relax.
I know what I'm doin'.
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- Hey, ray.
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Happy Halloween.
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- Hey, hey, nemo.
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- It's good for business.
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And stop undressing me
with your eyes.
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- Excuse me.
- Right, right, yeah.
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Hey, ha, hey, whoa!
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- Welcome to hell.
I'll be right with you.
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- Hey, hey, hey, ray.
- Hey.
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- What's up?
- Sit down.
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We're waiting to see
what angelina's wearing.
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- Oh, yeah.
101
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- Remember last year's
little bunny outfit?
102
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- Remember?
I couldn't drive home.
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- Hi, guys.
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I'll be with you
in one minute.
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- Please whack me
with your ruler,
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Sister mary wowie
wow wow wow!
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- Andy, she's gonna
spit in our food.
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- Can I take your order?
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- Sure, and then I'd like
to join your order.
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- So you guys
want your usual?
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- Yeah.
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- You know what?
Just give me a ginger ale.
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I gotta go.
- Okay.
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- Where are you going so fast?
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- I got a little
doctor appointment.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, no, I'm all right.
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It's just a--it's a--
it's a little procedure.
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- Rubber glove, right?
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- No, no glove.
120
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- He doesn't use a glove?
121
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- It's--it's not that,
all right?
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Come on, can I have
a little privacy here?
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- Yeah, sure, sure.
I understand.
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- Well, I don't.
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I mean, why are we
hiding things?
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We're best friends.
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I read you my poetry.
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- All right.
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I'm gettin' a vasectomy.
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- Vasectomy?
- Mm-hmm.
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- What rhymes
with vasectomy?
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- You're getting
a vasectomy.
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- Come on--
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- Vasectomy?
Very courageous, raymond.
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- Thank you, sister.
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- There once was a man
from schenectady.
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Huh?
138
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- Is debra okay with this?
- Okay?
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She came at me
with a pair of scissors.
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- Hey, ray, I heard
you're cuttin' the wires.
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- Oh, come on.
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- I just want to tell you,
it's great.
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- You had one?
- Oh, yeah.
144
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You're gonna get love
like you never got love before.
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- Was he flirting with me?
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- Here you go.
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- All right, guys, listen.
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Thanks for your advice
and all that.
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- Ray, let me
just say one word, okay?
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Peplowski.
- What?
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- Peplowski.
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Guy on my squad, we went
through the academy together.
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Had a great future.
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And then he got fixed.
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He was never the same.
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- What do you mean?
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- Well, let's just say
after the procedure,
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He had trouble...
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Saluting the captain.
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- Saluting the captain.
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- Yeah, he could protect,
but he could not serve.
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- Really?
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- Yeah, completely messed up
his head, you know?
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Never got over the fact
that he was firing blanks.
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He was working security
at the mall, the poor bastard.
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- I don't want to work
at the mall.
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- Just thought I'd give you
something to think about.
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- We're gonna have
to have another meeting.
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- Oh, you're back.
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Oh, ray,
I feel terrible.
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I wish you would have let me go
to the doctor with you.
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Are you okay, hmm?
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- [high voice]
I'm fine.
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- Oh!
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- Gonna be sore
for a little while.
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- No, come on.
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- [normal voice]
I didn't do it.
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- Well, there are some risks.
- There are?
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- Yeah, I was talkin'
to the guys at nemo's--
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- Oh, the guys at nemo's!
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00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,910
Brilliant medical minds.
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How did you get
an appointment?
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00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,280
- All right,
look, I changed my mind
184
00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:10,615
About mutilating myself,
185
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But I'm not
a complete coward.
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There you go.
- What?
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- In there.
188
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- Are these--
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- Things.
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- I got the things.
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- You did?
- Uh-huh.
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- These are things?
Whoo!
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What's with
all the fancy colors?
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- Well, I mean,
it's Halloween.
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He wants to dress up, too.
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- Wow, I can't believe
that you bought these.
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- I told the lady,
I said,
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"hey, give me
the rainbow pack, lady.
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"and whatever you're thinkin',
that's right!
200
00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:56,261
"yeah, and I'm gonna
be a regular here,
201
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So just keep
the tab open."
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- You didn't say that.
- I did.
203
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,835
I said that, and then
I punched out a stock boy
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00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,805
And kicked over
the sucrets rack.
205
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,074
- Well, I'm proud of you.
206
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,742
- And you listen up here,
sweet sister.
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00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,243
From now on, all this,
208
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:16,047
This is--it's all
my responsibility, okay?
209
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You don't think about it,
not at all.
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00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,751
Okay, I do it all.
211
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,286
I take your ticket.
212
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,321
I show you to your seat.
213
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It's all on me.
- Yeah?
214
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,692
- Yeah, so you just--
you know, clear your mind...
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00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:30,328
- Mm-hmm.
- And your schedule
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00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,832
And give popeye
some spinach.
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00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,835
- Mmm, you got it.
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Right after
trick-or-treating...
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- [groans]
- and the kids fall asleep.
220
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- [groans]
221
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,009
- But I'm thinking
it could all happen by 9:30.
222
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
223
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- All right, then it's
"sportscenter" at 10:00.
224
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- Well, well,
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I might not be done
with you by 10:00.
226
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,417
- Well, could we start at 9:15?
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'cause I really wanna
watch "sportscenter."
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- [shouts]
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- Mommy, I'm ready for my wings.
- Hey!
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- Ally, my little
angel girl.
231
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:03,862
- Hi.
Okay, come on.
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00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,030
Let's go put
your wings on, okay?
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00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,831
- See?
234
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,767
Every time
you buy the things,
235
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,203
Another angel
gets her wings.
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00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:16,307
- Come on.
237
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,810
Everybody say "cavities."
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All:
Cavities!
239
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:26,317
- [growling]
240
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,385
- [screaming]
241
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:30,455
- Frankenstein...
242
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,390
Hungry!
243
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:37,796
Eat children!
244
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,097
- Come on, dad.
245
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,231
Every year
it's the same thing.
246
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Your bolts are rusty.
247
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:46,137
- Frank, frank.
248
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,372
Frank.
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00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,274
- [growling]
250
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,476
- Give me back the candy.
I need them.
251
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,478
- [growling]
252
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,314
- It's for the children.
Please, come on.
253
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,483
I don't have enough candy.
- [growling]
254
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,385
- Stop being foolish.
255
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,120
I don't have enough candy!
256
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:05,957
- [growls]
257
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:09,327
- You think that's so different
from who you really are?
258
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,864
- [groans]
259
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,234
- Doctor make bad bride.
260
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:20,338
Frankenstein sue doctor.
261
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,340
- Okay, come on, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
262
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,808
Hey, frank.
263
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,176
- What's with the hat?
264
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,879
I'm a stewardess.
265
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:34,119
- Any--any chance
of preboarding?
266
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:37,255
- [chuckles]
267
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,991
9:30, after trick-or-treating.
268
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,292
- All right.
269
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,094
Come on, guys,
ten houses and out.
270
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,996
- Yeah, thanks for holding
down the fort, frank.
271
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:50,068
- Hey, you still got
the naked channel?
272
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,936
- Yeah, but it's
all scrambled.
273
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,905
- I don't mind.
274
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:56,474
- Where's your costume?
275
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,976
- This is it.
276
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:01,312
I'm going as the guy
who can't wait for 9:30.
277
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,881
[doorbell rings]
278
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,550
- [grumbling and growling]
279
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,459
- Trick or treat!
280
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,427
- [growling]
281
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:20,465
- He scared me!
- It's okay.
282
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,234
- What is wrong with you,
scaring children like that?
283
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,069
- I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
284
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,272
Look, look,
I'm not scary, see?
285
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:30,475
- He's scaring me!
286
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,977
- Aw, okay.
You like candy?
287
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,280
I got lots of candy.
Here.
288
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,581
Here, here we go.
289
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,116
Here you go, there you go,
there you go.
290
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:41,986
- You get some candy, too.
There you go, okay.
291
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,556
Don't toilet-paper
the house, okay?
292
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:46,391
My son's a cop.
293
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:47,458
- Boo!
294
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:51,029
- [screaming]
295
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,497
- Wow, that's a lot of candy.
296
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,998
That should be enough
for tonight.
297
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,099
- No!
298
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,334
- Honey, we've only been
to four houses.
299
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,902
Come on.
300
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,571
- All right, come on,
come on, come on.
301
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:08,213
- Trick or treat!
302
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:11,349
- Sorry, frankenstein's
house of tooth decay is closed.
303
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,918
- Aw.
304
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,155
- Well, what can I say?
305
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,256
All right, all right,
all right.
306
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,426
Here, here.
307
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,230
There you go.
308
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,999
- Frankenstein sucks.
309
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,168
- Frankenstein sucks!
310
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:33,271
Frankenstein sucks!
311
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,505
Frankenstein sucks!
312
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,508
- Frankenstein no suck.
313
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,184
[doorbell rings]
all right, all right!
314
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,519
[doorbell ringing]
[growls]
315
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,589
[doorbell ringing]
316
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,092
- Candy, candy, candy.
317
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,201
Mm.
318
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,970
Here we go!
319
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:13,077
- Trick or treat.
- Trick or treat, yeah.
320
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:16,581
- Oh, sweet dears,
you look terrible.
321
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,317
- Yeah, you look
like a cupcake.
322
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,154
- Thank you.
Come on in.
323
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,290
- You know, marie,
we really got to go,
324
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,424
'cause we got to
put the kids down.
325
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,659
- Put them down here, honey.
326
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:29,360
They could spend the night.
327
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,596
- Could we, mommy?
- No, honey. Marie--
328
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,399
- That's a great idea, ma.
No, that's good.
329
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,134
You kids, you want to spend
the night, right?
330
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,302
- Yeah, you see there?
331
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:40,038
Old grandma's
got lots of candy.
332
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,239
- Yeah!
333
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,608
- Come on, sweetie.
- Come on.
334
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,443
- Here, look, look.
Go get it.
335
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,112
Go get it.
336
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,984
- That's very clever.
337
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,585
- Yes, ladies and gentlemen,
338
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,587
We have clearance
from the tower.
339
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,957
Please enjoy your flight.
340
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,658
- You made it
just in time, kid.
341
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,061
The last one.
342
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,364
I almost ate it myself.
343
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,966
- Thanks, frankenstein.
344
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,068
- Hey, dracula.
345
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,703
Hey, dad.
- Hey, frank.
346
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,471
- Where are the kids?
347
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,474
- Oh, they're gonna spend
the night at your house.
348
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,343
- You know, you didn't
leave me enough candy.
349
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,545
- Really?
Because that bowl was full.
350
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,747
- I almost had
a riot on my hands.
351
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,482
Good thing I found
those chocolate coins
352
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,018
You left in the cupboard.
353
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,356
- Chocolate coins?
354
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:35,126
- Chocolate coins in
brightly-colored wrappers, ray.
355
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,597
- The things?
356
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,600
You gave out the things?
- Yeah.
357
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,435
- Yeah, so what?
358
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,504
- So?
359
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,006
You don't go
in somebody's house
360
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,640
And go in their cabinets
361
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,744
And take their things
and give 'em out, you maniac!
362
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,348
- It's Halloween.
363
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,517
You got to give the kids
what they want.
364
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,654
- What's going on here?
365
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,323
I'm getting complaints
about the treats
366
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,657
Coming from this house.
367
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,292
- Oh, my god.
368
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,761
Oh, my god,
ray, the neighbors.
369
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,629
We're going to have
to move now.
370
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,798
- Why? Were you saving them
for something?
371
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,667
- Yes!
As a matter of fact, yes!
372
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,169
- All right, ray, all right.
373
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:21,572
- The things, debra.
We have no more things.
374
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,474
Dracula.
375
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,376
Dracula!
376
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,714
- I don't get it.
What's the big deal?
377
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,183
- What's the big deal?
378
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:42,660
- You are sick.
379
00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:52,170
- And again,
we are very sorry, jean.
380
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,338
No, no, no.
It was not--
381
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:58,843
No, it was not
a political statement.
382
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:03,648
Well, it was just
my father-in-law.
383
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,183
Yeah, and I'm sorry.
384
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,785
Believe me, I'm sorry.
385
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,587
Okay, bye-bye.
386
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,422
- Don't go to sleep.
Don't go to sleep.
387
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,724
Got it.
- You got it?
388
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,593
- Got it, got it, got it.
389
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,662
I had to go through
15 draculas
390
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,264
Until I found
the right one,
391
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,533
And then
I bought it off him.
392
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,335
- Did he know what he had?
393
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,304
- No, but I didn't want
to get him suspicious,
394
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,206
So I also bought
a popcorn ball,
395
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:32,677
A marshmallow ghost,
and a box of raisins.
396
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,513
- Do you know how many parents
I've had to talk to tonight?
397
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,115
- Well, if it's more
than two dozen,
398
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:40,351
Then we're not the only ones
giving out the things.
399
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,520
- No, now people
are going to think...
400
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,555
Oh, god.
401
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,623
- What?
402
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:50,128
- That we're having wild sex.
403
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:54,365
- Well, as long as
they're going to think it...
404
00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,304
- How can you
still want to?
405
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,373
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Come on.
406
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,743
- Wait, let's remember
why we did all this, huh?
407
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,279
Look, I know it's easy
to get distracted
408
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,349
By all these
little distractions here,
409
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:16,154
But we got to keep
our eye on the prize there.
410
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,823
I have a dream!
411
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,591
There.
412
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:25,163
There's the smile.
413
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,832
There's the kiss.
414
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,167
- All right.
415
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:33,471
- There's my client.
416
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,242
Oh, no.
417
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,511
- What's the matter?
418
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:45,316
- Chocolate!
419
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,353
- Trick or treat.
420
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,463
- Hey, captain hook.
421
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:04,302
Did you get any candy
from frankenstein?
422
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,736
No, no, honey, come on.
Stay awake, stay awake.
423
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,439
Come on, get u--
that's it, bright-eyed.
424
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,640
Come on, bushy-tailed,
let's go.
425
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,776
No, no, no, stay awake.
Let's sing.
426
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,412
[singing]
john jacob jingleheimer schmidt
427
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,348
Da da da da da da da
428
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:21,552
Hey, you!
Nixon!
429
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,689
Did you get any candy
from frankenstein?
430
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,225
Wha--hey!
431
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:30,261
I know where
you live, casper.
432
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,230
No, no, no, no, no.
433
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,233
Honey, come on,
come on.
434
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:38,002
Oh.
435
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:41,672
I hate Halloween.
436
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,542
[groans]
437
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,516
Ah, "sportscenter."
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