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- Hey, noodle.
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- Hey, look at them.
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Don't they look adorable?
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Oh, our little sailors.
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Oh, god, my mother
is going to love it.
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- Yeah? Why?
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Is she a hooker?
- Oh.
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And I want you
to make her comfortable.
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- I'm not rubbing
her feet.
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- How 'bout just
calling her by her name?
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Huh?
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- Okay, I'll rub
her feet then.
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- Come on, you know,
you never say her name.
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It's always, "hey--
you there."
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Just call--call her lois.
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- No, I-I can't call her
by her name.
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She's a mother.
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She outranks me.
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- Then call her mom.
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- No, no.
- Oh, ray,
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She would love that.
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Come on.
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- No, that wouldn't
feel right.
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"hi, how was your trip,
mom?"
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Mom.
Mom.
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- Hi.
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- Wow, that--
that is powerful.
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Let me try something.
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Xena, warrior princess.
Xena, warrior princess.
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- So, mom,
did you like the park?
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Was that great?
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- Yes, it was
a delight,
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Except for all
the screaming.
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- Well, you know,
kids are going to do that, so--
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- I meant raymond.
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- There was a bee.
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- Okay, kids.
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Come on, bring your hands
over here, guys.
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Come on, let's wash off
all the slushies, okay?
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Great.
Okay.
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- I think I'll go
freshen up myself.
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- What does she got
to go wash off for?
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She sat on the bench all day
with a crossword puzzle.
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- Well, ray, she likes
to keep her mind sharp.
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- Yeah, well, if it was
my mom at the park--
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- What are you saying?
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- Nothing.
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Just that my mom
might be better
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In certain circumstances
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Than someone else's mom.
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- Uh, excuse me.
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I couldn't find
any guest towels.
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- That's okay,
just use whatever's there.
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- Well, you wouldn't
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Want me using
someone else's towel.
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- It's okay, mom.
We don't mind. Come on.
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- Oh.
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All righty then.
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And--and what time
is dinner, dear?
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- Dinner, that's going to be,
like, in an hour,
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So I'm going to make
some lemon chicken.
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You want to help me?
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- Oh, what good
would I be?
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You're the cook
in the family.
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- Wow.
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- Would you mind
if I took a little siesta?
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- Oh, no, of course not.
Go ahead, mom.
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- What, what?
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- This is all your fault.
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- What?
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- She is taking a nap
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Because she doesn't feel like
a part of this family
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Because you haven't said
two words to her all day!
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- That's not true.
I did, I did.
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I even--
I said "lois."
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I called her lois.
You didn't hear me?
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- Oh, oh, yeah,
yeah, I heard it.
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That was real natural.
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You sounded
like jerry lewis.
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"lo-ho-ho-isss."
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- Yeah, well, I told you,
you shouldn't force me to do it.
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- And by the way,
how many times have I said
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We need more guest towels
around here?
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- Oh, I know
what's going on here.
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You care way too much
about what your mother thinks.
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Hey, take some advice
from me, okay?
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You got to cut
the apron strings.
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- Okay, everybody, dinner.
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Let's all sit down
to dinner together.
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Mom, you're right here.
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Okay?
- Oh, I can't wait.
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It smells wonderful.
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- That's me.
I burped.
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- Okay, great.
Well, that's--
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- Thanks.
Um--
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Oh, mom, can you
just help geoffrey there?
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- Oh, of course.
With what?
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- Uh, never mind. I'll--
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- I got it.
I'll get it, I'll get it.
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- I'm sorry, dear.
- That's okay.
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It's okay.
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Mm.
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[mouths words]
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- [coughs loudly]
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How's that water?
Is that good?
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That's good water, right?
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- Water?
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- Mm.
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- Yes, it's fine.
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- Ray.
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- Well,
it's new york water.
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She's from--
she's from connecticut.
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Well, they don't get
the new york water there.
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- I'll tell you where they have
the most delightful water.
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We were hiking
in switzerland,
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And just as we
reached the jungfrau,
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We saw this lovely stream.
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They call a "wasserfluss."
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- I'm out.
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- Oh, my.
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- Grandma!
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- I don't believe it.
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I told them not
to come over tonight.
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- Well, why would
you do that?
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- Because it's
your first night here, mom,
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And I wanted it
to be just us.
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- Well, I hope you didn't
offend them, debra.
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- No, they don't really get
offended in the human sense.
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- Hi, everybody.
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Grandma's got cake.
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- Ma, what the hell
you doing in the window?
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- Well, we didn't want
to interrupt your dinner.
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- Yeah, then you'd better
get in the time machine.
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- Start cutting, marie.
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- No, frank, not yet.
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They're still eating...
Something.
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- The deal was I buckle up,
follow you over,
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Say hello
to the woman--
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Hello, lois...
- Frank.
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- And you start cutting,
so start cutting.
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- Smelled the cake.
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And I saw the pan in the sink
and didn't see any cake
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And figured it was on its way
over to raymond's.
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- Hello, robert.
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- Hello...There.
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- How about a little slice?
- No, no.
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- No. We are not
eating cake, all right?
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We are eating dinner,
not cake.
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Cake is not dinner,
all right?
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I made dinner for my mother,
not cake, so no cake.
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[telephone ringing]
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- I'll get it.
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Just remind me
where we were.
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- Well, I didn't think
if I helped with dessert,
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It would be a problem.
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- It's not a problem,
marie.
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It's a lovely cake.
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- Which we are not having
until after dinner, mom.
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- I could go
for a little dinner.
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- I didn't eat yet.
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- All right, there's
some chicken in the kitchen,
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So just go in the kitchen.
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- Uh, it's for you.
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You.
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Uh--
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He says
it's the great white hunter.
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- Oh!
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That warren.
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Hi, dear.
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How's zimbabwe?
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- Zimbabwe?
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- He says
he's on safari.
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- That's a lot of crap,
safari.
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That's just an excuse to see
topless native broads.
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- Are they really topless?
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- No,
they just pop 'em out
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To get
into national geographic.
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- Yes, it--
it's fine.
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Lovely.
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Well, it's not
really a vacation.
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Debra seems
awfully stressed out.
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- [sighs]
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- What's the matter?
What are you doing?
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- Perhaps I should go
to the hotel.
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- Hotel?
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- See, now why can't
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I have that kind
of relationship with my mom?
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- I can't believe my mom
wants to stay at a hotel.
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- You know, there are kids
in other countries
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Who can't afford
to send their mothers to hotels.
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- Give my regards
to the gazelles.
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Ciao.
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- So how's he doing?
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- Wonderfully.
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He's bringing me back
a zulu death mask.
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- Hmm, wow,
that's great.
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He probably gets a deal
on 'em over there, you know.
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No state tax.
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- [chuckles]
yes.
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- How come you want
to go to a hotel?
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- Lemon chicken.
Let's eat it.
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00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:11,376
Let's wash it down
with a little wasserfluss.
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00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:18,049
- Heard you tell dad
you wanted to stay at a hotel.
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- Oh, well, it's just
that there's a lot
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Going on around here,
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And perhaps it would
be easier for you
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If I weren't in the way.
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- You're not
in the way, mom.
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- It was just a notion.
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No need to get upset.
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Come on,
this is my vacation.
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- I'd change travel agents.
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- Okay, geoffrey,
here it is,
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All cut up like you like,
sweetheart.
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- Marie, you don't have
to do all that.
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00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:52,283
- Oh, michael, you need
to be up higher.
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Let's see.
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- Oh,
that's going to spill.
219
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- Mom, could you
just get the--
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- Oh, yes, uh--
221
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- No, it's okay,
I got it.
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00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,294
I got it, here,
there you go.
223
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All right, here you go,
sweetheart.
224
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Let me put this
behind you.
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00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:10,235
- That lois gives me
the willies.
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Rolls, marie.
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- So, um, mom.
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Listen, I was thinking that
maybe tomorrow
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We could go look
at fabric together
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'cause I wanted to make
some new drapes for our bedroom.
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- Well, actually,
I was hoping to get
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Into the city tomorrow
to see the renoir exhibit.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that'd be great.
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I just don't think
the renoir exhibit
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Is something we could
actually take all the kids to.
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- No, you go.
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I'll take care
of the kids.
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They love their grandma.
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- Stay down.
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00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:51,710
- Well, if it's going
to be a problem, debra,
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I could go to the museum
by myself.
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- God, mom.
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00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:59,851
- Well, could you be interested
in just one thing
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We're doing around here,
maybe?
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00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,955
- [laughs]
what are you saying?
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I'm very interested.
248
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:06,858
- Well, you sure
don't show it.
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- [singing]
lemon chicken, very pretty
250
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:14,099
And the lemon chicken
is sweet
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- I mean, you act like
you don't care about me
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Or what's going on
with the kids.
253
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:22,006
You haven't asked ray
one question about his job.
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- [singing] but the chicken
of the poor lemon
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00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,212
Is impossible to eat
256
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,347
- Stop it, ray.
257
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,984
Those aren't the words.
258
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,186
I'm trying to talk
to my mother, okay?
259
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,956
- Well, perhaps we should
talk about this later.
260
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,058
This really isn't
the time, debra.
261
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,860
- Oh, that's right.
This is your vacation.
262
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,129
Then you got
to take a siesta,
263
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:45,797
Then you're going to run off
to see renoir.
264
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:46,998
- Well, I'm sorry, debra.
265
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,300
I just don't know
what you want from me.
266
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,102
- Oh, here, honey,
let me get that for you.
267
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,371
- You know what I want?
268
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,040
I want you to be
a part of the family.
269
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,208
I want you to help,
or I want you
270
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,243
To at least want to help.
271
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,477
Okay?
272
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,312
I want you to be
more like--
273
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,314
Like her!
274
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:22,066
- Like who?
275
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,402
- Like mom.
276
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,404
- Why?
277
00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,516
- Hey.
278
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:41,820
The zulu death mask.
279
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:48,059
And I was so excited
about her coming to visit.
280
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,395
You know, I had this big,
wild fantasy.
281
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,164
"oh, my mother's coming,
and it's going to be so nice."
282
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,967
- Yeah, well,
welcome to the club.
283
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:58,603
- What club?
284
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,005
- The "your mother
comes over,
285
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:04,542
And it's not so nice" club.
286
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,345
And I'm not just a member,
I'm also the president.
287
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,417
- Debra?
288
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:16,154
- Ow, ow, ow, nails!
289
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,089
- Oh, debra.
290
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,225
- Oh, marie.
291
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,165
- Ow, ow, ow, ow!
292
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:34,606
- I love you
so very much.
293
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,941
- Let go.
Let go!
294
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,012
- Ray?
295
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,614
- [whispers]
I'll call you.
296
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:49,153
- What you said just now,
I have to admit,
297
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,522
It came
as quite a shock.
298
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,025
- To me too.
299
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:57,562
- I mean, to stand there
in front of everyone
300
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,597
And tell them
that you wished your own mother
301
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,666
Was more like me,
302
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:07,372
That I'm the mother
you wish you had--
303
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:10,375
That is what you were
trying to say, wasn't it?
304
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,143
- Well, I maybe--
305
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,645
- I mean,
after all these years,
306
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,613
To find out what you--
307
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:21,185
What you really think
of me--
308
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:24,589
You know, you were
a little rude, dear.
309
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,358
- What?
310
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,395
- Well, you can't talk
to your mother like that.
311
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,363
No matter what she's done,
she's still your mother.
312
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,565
- Yeah, but I just wanted her
to be a part of the family.
313
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,968
It's been one day,
and already she's--
314
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,436
- She's not
doing anything.
315
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,971
- No, that's right.
316
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,973
She's not doing anything,
nothing, not a thing.
317
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,441
- What do you
want her to do?
318
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,442
- I don't know.
319
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,545
Just help me,
help the kids.
320
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:48,980
Get involved.
321
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,448
I mean, you know,
she should know.
322
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,183
She's a mother.
323
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:57,322
- Yes, dear,
but she's not mother-ish.
324
00:15:57,324 --> 00:16:03,227
She's a nice lady,
but she's not mother-ish.
325
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,030
She is not the kind
of mother we are.
326
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:11,703
- We?
327
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,705
- See,
I like to think
328
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,974
That whatever it is
you didn't get from her,
329
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,175
Whatever it is
you learned
330
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,444
About what it
really means to be a mother,
331
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:24,615
That maybe you
got that from me.
332
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,051
- [chuckles weakly]
333
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,022
- [laughs]
334
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:34,692
It's funny,
isn't it?
335
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:38,363
How life gives you
what you need.
336
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:41,232
[laughter]
337
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,035
- You got to love life.
338
00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:53,344
- So he's in africa, huh?
339
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,280
I saw this thing
on the discovery channel once
340
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,616
Where there were tribes
that communicated like--
341
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:03,087
[clicking tongue]
342
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:06,457
Yeah.
343
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,292
I didn't see
the whole special.
344
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,762
I just saw
a little bit of it.
345
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,296
- Okay,
we're out of here.
346
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:15,500
- Yeah, everyone's
distracted with the fight.
347
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,468
We got the cake.
348
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,773
- Good-bye...There.
349
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:24,709
- Gentle.
350
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,744
- Strange lady.
351
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,050
- Mom,
can I talk to you?
352
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,152
- [clicking tongue]
353
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:37,722
- You all right, dear?
354
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,158
- I'm fine, yeah.
Listen, mom--
355
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,827
- Debra wants to say
something to you.
356
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,731
- [sighs]
357
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,599
I-I'm sorry
I snapped at you.
358
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,134
- Oh, honey.
- I just--
359
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:53,237
- You don't have
to apologize to me.
360
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,073
I'm the one
that's sorry.
361
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:58,443
I know I'm not good
at certain things.
362
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,611
- No, no, 'cause you're right,
this is your vacation.
363
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:06,250
- No, I mean, I-I've never been
good at those things.
364
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,087
You know, when you
were growing up--
365
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,489
- No, mom,
you did other things.
366
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,125
We always spent a lot
of time together.
367
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,394
You know, you took me to museums
and the theater,
368
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,296
And we traveled,
369
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:21,466
And you opened up
the whole world to me.
370
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,667
You know?
371
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,669
- And that's important.
372
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,706
- Marie,
would you mind?
373
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:29,740
- What, dear?
374
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,642
- A little privacy.
375
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,479
- Debra.
- Please?
376
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:38,249
- Why don't I just
go clean?
377
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,851
Also important.
378
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,625
- You know, debra,
379
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:52,463
I'm glad I'm not staying
at a hotel.
380
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,366
Because being here
with you,
381
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:59,170
It's giving me
a chance to see
382
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,772
What a great mom
you are.
383
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,742
- Really?
384
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,744
- Really.
385
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,249
- Well, thank you.
386
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:21,826
- And you--
387
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,395
You like the cleaning
and the cooking
388
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:27,865
And the running around
after the kids, huh?
389
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,836
- You know,
I-I guess I do.
390
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,205
- I don't know
where you get it from.
391
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,207
- [laughs]
392
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:53,925
[telephone ringing]
393
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,893
- Hey, leave a message.
394
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,895
[beep]
395
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,498
- Hello,
everything's fine now.
396
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,733
You can bring the cake
back over.
397
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,969
Frank, pick up.
398
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,538
Robert?
399
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,207
Raymond?
400
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,342
Are you eating
that cake?
401
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,878
You better not have started
that cake.
402
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,447
That cake
is for all of us!
403
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,715
Frank?
404
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,750
I'm coming over.
405
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,630
- Save yourself.
406
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,870
Hi, ma.
407
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,243
It was raymond;
I tried to stop him.
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