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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:10,928 DAWSON. THE NEIGHBOR GIRL DUMPED YOU. 2 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:13,096 NO ONE DIED. JUST GET OVER IT. 3 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,056 48 HOURS AGO. 4 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:18,560 I DON'T THINK I'VE EXCEEDED THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS ON ANGST. 5 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,896 IT'S NOT A MATTER OF TIME, DAWSON. IT'S A MATTER OF DEGREE. 6 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,815 I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T EATEN, 7 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:25,192 AND YOU STARE AT JEN'S HOUSE LIKE IT'S GOING TO DISAPPEAR. 8 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,736 AND I'VE SEEN YOU AT SCHOOL--YOU SPY. IT'S TWISTED. 9 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:31,031 I'M ALMOST AFRAID TO ASK WHAT MOVIE YOU BROUGHT BACK TONIGHT. 10 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,574 SID AND NANCY. 11 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:34,242 SEE? 12 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,370 SEE, YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU'RE GETTING OFF ON THIS. 13 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:37,746 WELL, SORRY, JOEY. 14 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:40,123 IT'S TOUGH TO COME UP WITH CREATIVE MOPING STRATEGIES 15 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,876 ONCE I REALIZED THAT EVERYTHING I'M ABOUT 16 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,752 IS EXACTLY WHAT TURNED HER OFF. 17 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:46,505 IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN... LEARN TO DANCE OR GET A NEW HAIRCUT OR SOMETHING. 18 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,966 DAWSON, SHE DUMPED YOU, NOT YOUR BELIEF SYSTEM. 19 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:52,511 SHE REJECTED ROMANCE, HONESTY, AND RESPECT. 20 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,263 EVERY TIME I SEE BILLY OUTSIDE OF HER HOUSE, I'M REMINDED OF THAT. 21 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,849 YEAH, WELL, EVERYTHING REMINDS YOU OF HER. 22 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:59,393 YEAH. 23 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,645 DAWSON, YOU'VE KNOWN THE GIRL FOR 3 MONTHS. 24 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:04,481 HOW CAN EVERYTHING POSSIBLY REMIND YOU OF HER? 25 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,066 I DON'T KNOW, JOEY. I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. 26 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,401 IT JUST DOES. 27 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:13,991 FINE. LET'S JUST WATCH THE MOVIE, 28 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:17,244 THIS CONVERSATION IS BECOMING FAR TOO DISTURBING. 29 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,933 HEY, GRAMS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY GREEN SHIRT? 30 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:04,768 I--I THINK IT NEEDS IRONING. 31 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,354 OH, YES, DEAR, I THOUGHT I SAW IT IN YOUR CLOSET. 32 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:09,731 OH! 33 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,900 YOU LEFT IT ON THE DRESSER. 34 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,947 JENNIFER, WOULD YOU COME UP HERE NOW, PLEASE, 35 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,699 AND BRING THE TELEPHONE? 36 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:19,825 AND YOU WOULD BE? 37 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,910 QUITE COMFORTABLE, THANKS. 38 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,078 I WANT A NAME. 39 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,872 BILLY. 40 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:29,043 BILLY. OH--OH, YES, I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU BEFORE. 41 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:33,254 OK, I GOT THE PHONE-- 42 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,506 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 43 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,383 WORD'S OUT YOU DROPPED DAWSON, 44 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:39,219 SO I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A SUITABLE REPLACEMENT. 45 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:41,471 WELL, IF HE'S NOT OUT OF MY HOUSE IN 2 MINUTES, 46 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,807 I'M CALLING THE NATIONAL GUARD. 47 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,309 And then I would like a serious word with you. 48 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,686 GREAT TO MEET YOU. 49 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,273 I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING. 50 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:56,319 YOU KNOW, MY CAR WAS PACKED, AND--AND I REALLY WAS, JENNY. 51 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,697 BUT THEN WORD TRICKLED DOWN, 52 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,699 AND I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE IN MY BEST INTEREST 53 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,617 TO STICK AROUND A LITTLE LONGER. 54 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,578 WELL, THEN WHY DON'T I CLARIFY THINGS FOR YOU? 55 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:07,206 JUST BECAUSE DAWSON AND I ARE ON HIATUS 56 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,666 DOESN'T MEAN THERE'S SOME VACANCY I'M LOOKING TO FILL. 57 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:12,169 LET'S JUST SAY THERE HAPPENED TO BE THIS GUY. 58 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:16,297 SOME GUY YOU HAD A... INTENSE CONNECTION WITH. 59 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,926 WELL, THEN I MIGHT THINK YOU'D BE OPEN TO THE POSSIBILITY, RIGHT? 60 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,053 I'D HAVE TO SAY NO. 61 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:24,806 BUT I'D ALSO LIKE TO ADD "NOT A CHANCE" AND "NEVER AGAIN." 62 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,150 YOU USED TO BE FUN, YOU KNOW THAT? 63 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:38,445 NO. I USED TO BE WEAK AND VULNERABLE. 64 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:45,160 YEAH, WELL, NEXT TIME YOU ALTER YOUR PERSONALITY, 65 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,453 LET ME KNOW IN ADVANCE. 66 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:48,288 IT'LL SAVE ME IN GAS MONEY. 67 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:08,475 YOU KNOW, I'M BEGINNING TO DOUBT YOUR SINCERITY 68 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:09,726 WHEN YOU TELL ME YOU'RE LEAVING. 69 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,352 HEY, JUST THE MAN I WAS LOOKING FOR. 70 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,021 WHAT CAN I PROVIDE YOU WITH THIS TIME, BILLY? 71 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,856 A PLACE TO STAY? 72 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,234 OR JUST ANOTHER CHANCE TO COMPLETELY SCREW UP MY LIFE? 73 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:19,987 YOU KNOW, DESPITE OUTWARD APPEARANCES, 74 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,655 YOU AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 75 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,323 RIGHT. 76 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:25,284 WE'VE BOTH GOT OUR HEARTS BROKEN BY THE SAME GIRL, 77 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,285 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 78 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:27,410 JEN DIDN'T FLEE THE STATE 79 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,411 TO GET AWAY FROM ME. 80 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,622 GIVE HER TIME. 81 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,750 AND, MAN, IF I LIVED 50 YARDS AWAY FROM HER, 82 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:36,044 I SWEAR TO YOU, I'D GO INSANE. 83 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:40,507 I'D STARE UP AT HER WINDOW, WONDERING WHAT SHE'S DOING. 84 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:43,510 SHE'S TALKING ON THE PHONE. WHO IS SHE TALKING TO? 85 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,637 AND IF SHE'S LISTENING TO MUSIC, 86 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,347 WHO DO THOSE SONGS REMIND HER OF? 87 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:50,851 DOES SHE STILL THINK ABOUT ME? 88 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:54,729 AND IF SO, DOES SHE THINK ABOUT ME HALF AS MUCH AS I THINK ABOUT HER? 89 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,482 SEE WHAT I MEAN? COMMON GROUND. 90 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,109 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, 91 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,568 THERE'S A SIMPLE CURE FOR ALL THIS. 92 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,570 YEAH? WHAT'S THAT? 93 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,572 NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG. JEN IS A GREAT GIRL, 94 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:07,701 BUT LAST TIME I CHECKED, SHE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE. 95 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:10,578 WHAT ARE YOU, UNCONVINCED? 96 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:13,123 LOOK, TAKE A LITTLE RIDE WITH ME 97 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:15,000 AND LET ME ILLUSTRATE MY POINT. 98 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,584 TAKE A RIDE WHERE? 99 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,086 PROVIDENCE. 100 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,714 THERE'S THIS CLUB THERE. IT'S A BIT OF A DIVE, BUT... 101 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,466 ABSOLUTELY REMARKABLE IN ONE RESPECT. 102 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:28,638 IT LIES EXACTLY EQUIDISTANT BETWEEN A PAIR OF WOMEN'S COLLEGES. 103 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,431 COEDS WALL TO WALL, DAWSON. 104 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,976 WELL, CAN I GET IN? I'M NOT EXACTLY LEGAL. 105 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:33,810 I KNOW THE BOUNCER. 106 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,522 OF COURSE, THERE'S SCHOOL. 107 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,940 AND WHAT'S WAITING FOR YOU THERE? 108 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,901 ANOTHER DAY WONDERING ABOUT JENNY? 109 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,777 WHERE SHE IS, WHEN YOU'LL SEE HER NEXT, 110 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,529 WHAT FOOTBALL PLAYER IS SHE HAVING LUNCH WITH? 111 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,157 YOU MADE YOUR POINT. 112 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,159 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 113 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:51,953 TO GET AWAY FROM HER, TO GET AWAY FROM HERE. 114 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,580 YOU KNOW WHAT? 115 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:56,083 SHE'S GONNA FREAK WHEN I'M NOT THERE. 116 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:59,169 IT'D BE GOOD TO LET HER WONDER ABOUT ME FOR A WHILE. 117 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:01,004 THERE YOU GO. 118 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:18,355 HEY...WARREN GARY. 119 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:20,190 I'M ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL. YOU NEED A LIFT? 120 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,400 AH, NO, THANKS. 121 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,027 I'M WAITING FOR TED BUNDY. 122 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,821 WELL, TED'S A LUCKY MAN. 123 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:29,366 TED BUNDY IS DEAD. HE WAS A SERIAL... 124 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:31,326 KILLER. YEAH, I KNOW. 125 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,995 EXECUTED IN FLORIDA. CLAIMED PORN MADE HIM DO IT. 126 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,831 SO, COME ON, WHAT DO YOU SAY? I NEED THE MERIT BADGE. 127 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,292 AND WHICH BADGE IS THAT? 128 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,376 COMMUNITY SERVICE. 129 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,420 I'M GOING TO SAY YOU WERE 80...AND BLIND. 130 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:44,631 WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL BE AN EAGLE SCOUT BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY. 131 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:47,301 EXACTLY. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? COME ON. 132 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,510 HELP ME OUT HERE. 133 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:12,451 SO, IS THE AIR COLD, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME? 134 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:17,080 YOU HAD TO DO IT. YOU HAD TO LIVE UP TO THE EXPECTATIONS. 135 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:20,125 DOES IT BOTHER YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY PERPETUATE A STEREOTYPE? 136 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,127 UH... 137 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:26,381 WHICH ANSWER MEANS WE GET FRIENDLY DOWN IN THE SAND TOGETHER? 138 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:29,884 YOU KNOW, IF--IF HAVING SEX WITH YOU WOULD END FAMINE, DISEASE, AND WAR, 139 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:32,387 AND IF KISSING YOU WOULD BRING ON A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT, 140 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,139 I STILL WOULDN'T-- YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 141 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,598 YOU TALK A LOT. 142 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:41,146 THAT'S BETTER. 143 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:44,899 SO, WHAT, IS THAT ALL YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND DAWSON-- 144 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,526 AND I USE THE TERM LOOSELY--DO? 145 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:47,861 TALK? 146 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,947 YOU DON'T NEED TO USE THE TERM AT ALL, WARREN. 147 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,950 DAWSON IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. 148 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:56,995 IT WAS THE "BOY" PART I WAS REFERRING TO. 149 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,414 WELL, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE GUY THROW A BASEBALL? 150 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,291 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THERE IS NO CORRELATION 151 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,667 BETWEEN A SLIDER AND A SPERM COUNT. 152 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,378 WELL, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 153 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,713 I MEAN, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A VIRGIN. 154 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:14,262 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT DAWSON AND I HAVEN'T BEEN GOING AT IT FOR YEARS? 155 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:17,516 I MEAN, WE COULD BE ANNOTATING THE KAMA SUTRA FOR ALL YOU KNOW. 156 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:24,272 YOU KNOW, I MAY BE A VIRGIN, BUT BELIEVE ME, 157 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,690 IT'S BY CHOICE. 158 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,035 YOU COULD HAVE WAITED IN THE CAR. 159 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,538 DON'T WORRY. I WON'T TELL ANYONE WE'RE TOGETHER. 160 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,040 HI. HEY. 161 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,041 WHAT'S HE UP TO? 162 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,584 WE'RE CUTTING OUT OF HERE. 163 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,546 WE'RE GOING UP TO A CLUB IN PROVIDENCE THAT BILLY KNOWS. 164 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,756 AH. FINALLY. DAWSON'S EVIL TWIN. 165 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,341 THIS HAS BEEN A MUCH ANTICIPATED PLEASURE. 166 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,884 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 167 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,635 YOU'RE CUTTING CLASS TO GO TO A NIGHTCLUB. 168 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:55,762 YOU'RE ASKING WHAT I'M DOING? 169 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:56,930 I'M COMING WITH YOU, MAN. 170 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,306 I WOULDN'T MISS THIS FOR THE WORLD. 171 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,392 BILLY? HEY. 172 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,352 GREAT. SO, WE'RE READY TO GO? 173 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:05,564 YEAH. JUST GOT TO TURN IN MY MATH HOMEWORK, AND WE'RE OUTTA HERE. 174 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:09,025 YEAH. WALK ON THE WILD SIDE. 175 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,694 LISTEN, I HEARD SOMETHING THIS MORNING, 176 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,821 AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD-- 177 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,367 AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING REDUNDANT, 178 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,868 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 179 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,454 THE BOYS JUST HAD TO WRAP UP A FEW THINGS 180 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,955 BEFORE WE LEFT, SO, UH... 181 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:22,956 GOOD MORNING. 182 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,333 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 183 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,835 I'M TAKING PACEY AND YOUR BOY ON A LITTLE ROAD TRIP. 184 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,505 FUNNY, BUT, UH, IN THE MIDST OF ALL THE CONFUSION, 185 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,091 DAWSON AND I ACTUALLY STUMBLED UPON SOME COMMON GROUND. 186 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,302 I DON'T THINK I LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS, BILLY. 187 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,263 THE LAST THING THAT DAWSON NEEDS IS TO BE PULLED DOWN BY YOU. 188 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,265 I SWEAR TO YOU. DAWSON WAS SIMPLY COMPLAINING 189 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,559 ABOUT HOW A GUY CAN'T SEEM TO GET ANY AROUND HERE. 190 00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:46,396 SO I TOLD HIM ABOUT THIS LITTLE PLACE I KNOW. 191 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:47,730 WHAT KIND OF PLACE? 192 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,733 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT THE WOMEN TAKE CASH 193 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,777 AND ARE REMARKABLY FRIENDLY. 194 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,571 YOU'RE TAKING HIM TO A WHOREHOUSE? 195 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,741 AH, THERE'S HIS HOLINESS NOW. 196 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,702 WELL, GIRLS, GOTTA RUN. 197 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,663 I SEE SAINT DAWSON'S CHAMPING AT THE BIT. 198 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:06,416 SO...COME ON. YEAH. 199 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,001 EXCUSE ME. 200 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,794 WE'RE NOT REALLY GONNA GO TO A-- 201 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,338 NO. I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND. 202 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:14,257 LET'S GO. 203 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:18,470 GOD, I KNOW I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD A WHOLE LOT OF FAITH IN GUYS, BUT I... 204 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,597 I DON'T KNOW, I JUST THOUGHT DAWSON WAS DIFFERENT. 205 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,349 YEAH, HE'S DIFFERENT. 206 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,602 UNFORTUNATELY, HE'S JUST NOT AS DIFFERENT AS WE THOUGHT. 207 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:28,647 YEAH. LISTEN, UH, JOEY... 208 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:31,399 YOU KNOW THAT--THAT FOOTBALL PLAYER, WARREN? 209 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,733 WHAT? 210 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,736 YOU DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HIM, DID YOU? 211 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,615 YEAH, I HAD SEX WITH WARREN GARY, 212 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:42,701 UH, RIGHT AFTER I GAVE THE SPONGE BATH TO THE NAVY PILOTS. 213 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,204 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK ME THAT? 214 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:47,541 HE'S TELLING EVERYONE YOU DID. 215 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,058 I'M GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS, GET A DRINK. 216 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,894 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE. 217 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,312 ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE TIME. 218 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,980 DAWSON, YOU'RE NOT THE TYPE OF GUY 219 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,857 WHO DOES SOMETHING BAD JUST 'CAUSE IT FEELS GOOD. 220 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,610 WELL, THERE'S AN OXYMORON TO LIVE BY. 221 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,778 WHAT? YOU WANT EXAMPLES OF THIS? 222 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,075 ALL RIGHT. WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING, 223 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,535 THE VERY FIRST THING YOU DID, 224 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,662 AFTER ANNOUNCING THIS LITTLE ROAD TRIP OF OURS? 225 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,373 REMEMBER? YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS, DON'T YOU? 226 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,333 YOU TURNED IN YOUR MATH HOMEWORK, MAN. 227 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,502 HEY, THOSE ARE NOT EXACTLY THE ACTIONS OF A REBEL. 228 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,254 BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 229 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,923 YOU JUST--YOU JUST CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT YOU. 230 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,425 YOU'RE THAT NICE LEERY BOY, MAN. 231 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,926 YOU LIKE BEING THE NICE LEERY BOY. 232 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,344 OH, AND YOU'RE ANY DIFFERENT? 233 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:44,097 HEY, PLEASE. JUST TALK TO THE SCHOOL BOARD 234 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,973 OR TAKE A GLANCE AT MY PERMANENT RECORD. 235 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,101 THERE'S NO COMPARISON BETWEEN YOU AND I, DAWSON. 236 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:51,145 EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE A REGULAR RICHIE CUNNINGHAM. 237 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:54,773 THAT GUY, HE'S THE FONZ. 238 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,901 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. THAT MAKES YOU POTSIE. 239 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:03,408 WE NEED TO TALK. 240 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,077 SHE NEEDS TO TALK. 241 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,384 WELL... 242 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,010 IT WASN'T VERY MEMORABLE, WARREN. 243 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,429 WHAT? 244 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,265 THE SEX. IN FACT, I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER IT AT ALL. 245 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,767 WHY DON'T YOU REFRESH MY MEMORY? 246 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,977 IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD, 247 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,647 ALTHOUGH YOU DID EVENTUALLY COMPLAIN OF FATIGUE. 248 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:36,357 WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT TWISTED HEAD OF YOURS? 249 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,652 LOOK. 250 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:39,944 THIS CAN BE A WIN-WIN. 251 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,990 EXPLAIN. 252 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,199 OUR REPS. 253 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,243 OK, I'VE GOT ONE TO LIVE UP TO. 254 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,287 YOU HAVE ONE TO... 255 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,290 LIVE DOWN. 256 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,292 WHAT? AND PEOPLE THINKING WE'RE DOING THE DEED 257 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,670 IS GOING TO HELP MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION? 258 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,379 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IN BASEBALL 259 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,298 THERE ARE MAJOR AND MINOR LEAGUES? 260 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,258 YEAH. 261 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,636 WELL, THINK OF THIS AS YOUR CALL-UP TO THE SHOW. 262 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,846 NO MORE SHAGGING FLY BALLS WITH WASHOUTS AND WANNA-BES. 263 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,182 YOU ARE SUCH A BASTARD. 264 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,933 IF YOU'RE THE MAJOR LEAGUES, WARREN, 265 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,227 I HOPE I NEVER GET OUT OF A-BALL. 266 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,522 HEY, LOOK. I NEVER SAID I'D BE YOUR BOYFRIEND. 267 00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:41,631 I NEVER BELIEVED IT, YOU KNOW. 268 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:44,718 SURE. THAT'S WHY YOU ASKED. 269 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:48,471 I ONLY ASKED BECAUSE I WAS CONCERNED, JOEY. 270 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:52,058 BUT--BUT I WOULD HAVE BET ANYTHING AGAINST IT. 271 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:54,686 BESIDES, I... 272 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,730 UH... 273 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,940 BESIDES, WHAT? 274 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:04,320 I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I ALWAYS PICTURED YOU WITH SOMEONE DIFFERENT. 275 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,030 SOMEONE LIKE... 276 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,872 YOU KNOW, JUST-- JUST A DIFFERENT TYPE. 277 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,541 WALKING UPRIGHT? 278 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:21,504 YEAH. OPPOSABLE THUMBS. THE...WHOLE BIT. 279 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:25,842 AND MAYBE SOMEONE JUST A TAD MORE SENSITIVE THAN WARREN GARY. 280 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:29,011 YEAH, WELL... 281 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,805 IN MY EXPERIENCE, EVEN THE SENSITIVE ONES 282 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,973 CAN LET YOU DOWN WITH THE BEST OF THEM. 283 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,854 YOU KNOW, JOEY, MAYBE DAWSON ISN'T-- 284 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:40,106 LOOK, I DIDN'T SAY A THING ABOUT DAWSON. 285 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,737 AND AS FAR AS WARREN AND HIS PATHETIC FANTASIES GO, YOU KNOW, 286 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,154 WHAT HARM CAN A GUY DO? 287 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,782 I MEAN, BEING CALLED A FOOTBALL GROUPIE 288 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,742 COULD DESCRIBE HALF THE GIRLS IN THIS SCHOOL, 289 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,201 SO IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 290 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,454 JOEY, I MAY BEOVERSTEPPING MY BOUNDARIES HERE, 291 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:59,208 BUT, UH... I THINK I KNOW A WAY TO GET WARREN BACK. 292 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,795 WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A VOODOO DOLL OR SOMETHING? 293 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,546 NO, I'M SERIOUS. 294 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,800 YOU KNOW, GUYS LIKE WARREN HAVE BEEN GETTING AWAY 295 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,636 WITH THIS KIND OF STUFF FOR WAY TOO LONG. 296 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,304 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, JOEY? 297 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,139 INTERESTED IN A LITTLE PAYBACK? 298 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,018 ALL RIGHT, I'M LISTENING. 299 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,235 LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. 300 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:30,239 YOU KNOW WHEN CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE TRYING TO MAKE A DECISION, 301 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,950 AND THE GOOD ANGEL POPS UP ON ONE SHOULDER 302 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,409 AND YOU GOT THE LITTLE DEVIL ON THE OTHER? 303 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,328 YEAH. 304 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:39,248 WELL, I DON'T HAVE A GOOD ANGEL, DAWSON. I HAVE YOU. 305 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,625 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THE GIG. 306 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,336 IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME ANYMORE. 307 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,505 I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU TWO SOUND LIKE MY PARENTS. 308 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,841 HANG TIGHT. I'M GOING TO GO SEE 309 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,843 WHAT THE DELIVERANCE TWINS ARE UP TO. 310 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:52,428 YOU KNOW, NEED I REMIND YOU AGAIN OF THE ILL-FATED TOILET PAPERING 311 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,221 OF COACH ROLAND'S HOUSE. 312 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,933 THERE YOU GO AGAIN. EQUATING FUN WITH YOUTHFUL INDISCRETIONS. 313 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,686 YOUTHFUL INDISCRETIONS? WHAT, AM I RUNNING FOR THE SENATE? 314 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,814 OK, GRANTED, DAWSON. FOR HIGH-MINDED CONVERSATION, YOU'RE THE MAN. 315 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,231 BUT GENERALLY SPEAKING, 316 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,942 YOU'RE BETTER AT VERBIAGE THAN ACTUAL VERBS. 317 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,777 VERBS? 318 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,654 YEAH, ACTION WORDS. REVEL, CAROUSE, PARTY. 319 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,865 WHAT YEAR WAS IT EXACTLY WHEN PARTY BECAME A VERB? 320 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,241 THE YEAR THAT YOU AND I CAME INTO HIGH SCHOOL, DAWSON. 321 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,619 OK, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. 322 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,288 SOMETIMES FRIENDSHIP MEANS TAKING PART IN STUPID STUFF. 323 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,457 NO JUDGMENTS, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, 324 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,167 AND NO DECONSTRUCTION OF THE EVENTS. 325 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,878 YOU DON'T THINK I'M CAPABLE OF THAT? 326 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,797 LET'S JUST SAY I'VE SEEN NO EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY. 327 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,590 I DON'T LIKE THOSE GUYS DOWN THERE. 328 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,759 WHAT'S UP? 329 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,513 THEY'RE HARASSING EVERYONE FROM THE SEA GULLS TO THE SENIOR CITIZENS. 330 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,599 IT'S NOT REALLY MY IDEA OF FUN. 331 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:41,268 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE THEM A LITTLE INSTANT KARMA, HUH? 332 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,229 MAYBE, UH...A BANANA IN THE TAILPIPE? 333 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,982 SEE, I WAS JUST THINKING WE COULD SLASH THEIR TIRES OR SOMETHING. 334 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,441 WELL, THAT'S IMAGINATIVE. 335 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,693 WELL, YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA? 336 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,486 YEAH, I DO. 337 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,112 OH, YEAH. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS ONE. 338 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,281 GOOD ANGEL THIS, PACEY. 339 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:57,869 DID YOU GUYS EVER SEE AMERICAN GRAFFITI? 340 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,959 WELL, WELL, WELL. 341 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,711 IF IT ISN'T MRS. WARREN GARY? 342 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,213 SO YOU KNOW? 343 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,716 WELL, IT IS NEWS, AND THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL. 344 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:25,396 HE SWORE HE WOULDN'T TELL, ABBY. 345 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,065 HE TOLD ME HE LOVED ME. 346 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,442 $100,000 PYRAMID. 347 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,736 THINGS GUYS SAY IN THE BACKSEAT. 348 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,655 YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN ADD "WE DON'T NEED PROTECTION" TO THAT LIST. 349 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,575 WHAT? 350 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:42,162 I AM SO STUPID. 351 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,958 WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 352 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,588 WELL, HE STARTED OFF, YOU KNOW, 353 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,591 JUST CALLING ALL THE TIME. 354 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,552 HE'D BE SO SWEET. 355 00:18:56,594 --> 00:19:00,306 AND ONE TIME HE...HE WON ME THIS STUFFED FROG AT CONEY ISLAND 356 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,181 AND BROUGHT IT BACK FOR ME. 357 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,104 THE FIRST TIME WE MADE LOVE, HE CRIED. 358 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,314 WARREN GARY? 359 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:15,321 THAT WAS BEFORE THE PEE STRIP TURNED BLUE. 360 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,447 BLUE? 361 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,744 OH, MY GOD! 362 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,079 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 363 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,538 YES, I DO. 364 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,540 YOU'RE PREGNANT? 365 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,708 I KNOW. 366 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,128 DOES WARREN KNOW? 367 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:34,841 HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS IT'S MY PROBLEM AND MINE ONLY. 368 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,301 OH, THAT LITTLE PUKE. 369 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:46,019 OH, THAT SORRY PUKE. 370 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,627 NOW. PACEY, NOW! 371 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,336 YEOW! 372 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,505 HIT IT! GO, GO, GO! 373 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:47,223 HA HA HA. WHOA! YEAH! 374 00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:48,933 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 375 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,434 GET THAT JERK. 376 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,187 WHOO! 377 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,814 YEAH! 378 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,774 HA, HA! 379 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,406 ...STAY RIGHT HERE, HEH. 380 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,331 ALL RIGHT, D-MAN, 381 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,542 YOU GOT YOUR COMPANION PICKED OUT FOR THE EVENING YET? 382 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,920 WHAT? ALREADY? 383 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,255 NO, DUDE. I'M SHOOTING POOL. 384 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,757 YOU GOTTA STAY ON TOP OF THESE THINGS. 385 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,260 I'LL BET PACEY AIN'T LETTIN' POOL GET IN THE WAY OF BUSINESS. 386 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:26,053 UH-UH. TAKE YOUR PICK. 387 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,345 THE BLONDE AT THE BAR, 388 00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:30,683 TANK TOP IN TAN UP AT THE JUKEBOX, 389 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,519 OR THE LEATHER PANTS BY THE FOOSBALL TABLE. 390 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,397 RACK 'EM. 391 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,650 YOU KNOW, THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING. 392 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,527 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. 393 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,654 CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 394 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,282 I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR HELPING ME 395 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,450 PREPARE FOR TONIGHT'S COLLEGE FAIR, 396 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:51,954 AND I'LL SEE YOU ALL BACK HERE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 397 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:55,291 JOEY... 398 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,668 CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, PLEASE? 399 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,003 SURE. 400 00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:11,015 JOEY, IN A SCHOOL THIS SIZE IT'S DIFFICULT TO KEEP ANY SECRETS. 401 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,933 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 402 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,477 GIRLS YOUR AGE OFTEN MAKE MISTAKES. 403 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,522 YEAH, WELL, BOYS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO MAKE A FEW MISTAKES THEMSELVES. 404 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:22,526 TRUE. BUT THE PRICE THEY PAY SEEMS TO BE SO MUCH LESS. 405 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,862 YOU'RE GOING TO BE GOING THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES AHEAD, 406 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,530 AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE PREPARED. 407 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,157 EXCUSE ME? 408 00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:31,160 THE FAMILY LIVING COURSE HERE OFFERS SOME VALUABLE PREPARATION. 409 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:33,787 WAIT. ISN'T THAT THE CLASS WHERE THEY MAKE YOU CARRY AROUND 410 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,455 A SACK OF FLOUR AND PRETEND IT'S A BABY? 411 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:36,874 THAT'S ONLY PART OF IT. 412 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:40,294 I KNOW THE TASK YOU FACE SEEMS MANAGEABLE NOW, 413 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,630 BUT CHILD REARING IS FILLED WITH TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS. 414 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,758 YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE. 415 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:24,755 DID YOU NOTICE HOW PACEY HAD HIS EYE ON 3 GIRLS? 416 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,673 THE MAN KNOWS IT'S ALL ABOUT NUMBERS. 417 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,674 NUMBERS? 418 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,051 ODDS. DON'T WASTE TIME. 419 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,345 YOU'LL KNOW WITHIN 15 SECONDS 420 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,930 WHETHER A WOMAN WANTS TO SEE YOU NAKED. 421 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,057 IF THE ANSWER IS NO, YOU BAIL. 422 00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:37,435 WHO CARES? YOU KNOW, THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM. 423 00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:39,645 BUT THAT'S WHY YOU ASK 10. 424 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,563 WHATEVER YOU GOT TO DO TO SEAL THE DEAL, 425 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,566 AND PULL THE TRIGGER. POW! 426 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,193 HELLO. 427 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:50,072 WELL, WISH ME LUCK, BOYS, 'CAUSE HERE I GO. 428 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,912 SO, WHO'S IT GONNA BE, BUDDY? 429 00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:59,873 TIME'S A-WASTING. WE DON'T GOT ALL NIGHT. 430 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,668 HI, WHAT'S UP? 431 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:05,754 FOUND HER. 432 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:17,099 HI. MY NAME-- MY NAME IS DAWSON. 433 00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:22,646 OH, YOU'RE DAWSON. WOW, YEAH, ALL RIGHT! GOOD TO KNOW. 434 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:31,113 HEY, THERE. I'M THE DRUMMER FOR PEARL JAM. YOU? 435 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:32,698 YOU'RE DUMBER THAN WHO? 436 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:40,831 LOOK, I--I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND 437 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,540 THE ABSURDITY OF THIS MOMENT. 438 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:47,296 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF SENDING OVER A DRINK OR SAYING SOMETHING CLEVER 439 00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:49,340 AND WHAT'S YOUR SIGN? 440 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,800 YOU KNOW, I FIGURED DIRECTNESS WOULD BE THE BEST APPROACH. 441 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:53,886 I.E., MY NAME IS DAWSON. 442 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:56,263 NOT THAT MY NAME IN IT OF ITSELF SHOULD IMPRESS YOU, 443 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,766 BUT KIND OF IN THE HOPES THAT YOU MIGHT IN RESPONSE TELL ME YOUR NAME. 444 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,436 DID IT OCCUR TO YOU THAT MAYBE I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED? 445 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:09,276 OH, NO, ACTUALLY, UM, BUT BLIND OPTIMISM IS ONE OF MY FAULTS. 446 00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:11,153 ONE OF YOUR FAULTS? DO YOU HAVE MANY? 447 00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:14,781 LET'S SEE, THERE'S, UM, 448 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,201 MY RECKLESS DISREGARD FOR DANGER, 449 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:19,370 MY TIRESOME ROMANTICISM, 450 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,372 AND THEN THERE'S THE WAY I KEEP ON TALKING 451 00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:23,957 LONG AFTER THE PERSON I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS HAS LOST ALL INTEREST. 452 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,001 MY NAME IS NINA. AND IF YOU ASK ME 453 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,669 WHERE PINTA AND SANTA MARIA ARE, 454 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,338 I'LL BE SO OUT OF HERE. 455 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,928 FIND SOMEONE SPECIAL? 456 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,097 I DID. SHE DIDN'T. 457 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,977 DAMN! CHECK OUT DAWSON. 458 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,563 THAT GIRL'S FINE. 459 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:49,483 THERE'S LOT OF WOMEN IN THIS PLACE. WHY ME? 460 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,026 DID YOU NOTICE MY INNER LIGHT 461 00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:53,404 OR WAS IT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE BASE? 462 00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:55,655 UM, ACTUALLY, IT WAS YOUR SHIRT. 463 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,824 REALLY, THIS THING? 464 00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,744 AND NOT EVEN ANY CLEAVAGE. 465 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:03,414 SO WHAT ARE YOU, DAWSON, SOME SORT OF FILM BUFF? 466 00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,715 UH, COME ON IN. 467 00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:23,392 HEY. HOW'S MY FAVORITE MOTHER-TO-BE? 468 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:24,893 ACTUALLY, NOT SO GOOD. 469 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,979 LOOK, I--I JUST CAME OVER HERE TO TELL YOU 470 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,355 THAT WE SHOULD CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF. 471 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,482 WH-WHY? 472 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,024 BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH. 473 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,026 I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING. 474 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,404 MRS. TINGLE WANTS ME TO SIGN UP FOR THAT MOMMY AND ME CLASS. 475 00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:37,864 YEAH, AND SHERMAN WILLIAMS, THAT ADVENTIST KID, 476 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:39,450 HE OFFERED TO MARRY ME TODAY. 477 00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,952 IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO WARREN. 478 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,997 OH, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT 479 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:48,041 THAT GUY DESERVES EVERYTHING THAT'S COMING TO HIM. 480 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:51,587 MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW. 481 00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:55,048 JOEY--JOEY, THAT GUY TREATED YOU WITH NO RESPECT, ALL RIGHT? 482 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,716 THAT HURTS. I KNOW. 483 00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:02,806 OH, SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 484 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,766 WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 485 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,352 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. 486 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,812 YOU'RE JUST LOOKING FOR SOME CONVENIENT REVENGE SCENARIO 487 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,772 TO DUMP ALL YOUR RESIDUAL MALE ANGER. 488 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,441 IS THAT WHAT DAWSON WAS FOR YOU? 489 00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:13,900 JUST SOME PATSY TO TAKE THE FALL 490 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,528 FOR ALL THE GUYS WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG? 491 00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:17,112 YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T, JOEY. ALL RIGHT? 492 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,781 DON'T--DON'T TURN THIS INTO A DAWSON THING. 493 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,618 THE REAL QUESTION IS WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE? 494 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:25,329 DAWSON WAS PROBABLY THE FIRST DECENT GUY YOU EVER GONE OUT WITH, 495 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,622 AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID. 496 00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:28,666 YOU DROVE HIM RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF A PROSTITUTE. 497 00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:30,042 JOEY, YOU TOOK THAT ONE WAY TOO FAR. 498 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,960 YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH? 499 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:34,588 YOU WANT--'CAUSE THE TRUTH IS EVER SINCE DAWSON AND I BROKE UP, 500 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:35,713 YOU HAVE BEEN SCARED TO DEATH. 501 00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:37,424 OH, PLEASE. 502 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,759 YOU'RE SCARED BECAUSE NOW THERE'S NO MORE EXCUSES. 503 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,679 THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO BLAME. 504 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,973 AND NOW WHEN DAWSON TREATS YOU LIKE GOOD OL' UNDERSTANDING JOEY, 505 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,600 JUST ONE OF THE GUYS JOEY, 506 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,852 I'M NOT GOING TO BE AROUND FOR YOU TO HATE. 507 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,062 AND THAT IS HOW HE'LL TREAT YOU, JOEY. 508 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:07,120 SCORCESE, KUBRICK. THOSE ARE DIRECTORS. 509 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:08,914 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE A SPIELBERG FAN. 510 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:10,457 THE GUY MAKES SLICK FAIRY TALES. 511 00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:12,543 MOVIES BY NATURE ARE ESCAPIST. 512 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,253 IF YOU WANT REALITY, LOOK OUT THE WINDOW. 513 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,422 UH, COME ON, HE'S A SCHLOCKMEISTER. 514 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,756 WHOSE MOVIES HAVE DONE A BILLION DOLLARS OF BOX OFFICE. 515 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:23,970 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EQUATING MAINSTREAM POPULARITY WITH ARTISTIC MERIT. 516 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:27,765 BY THAT LOGIC, WE SHOULD BE STUDYING ACE VENTURA IN FILM SCHOOL. 517 00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:30,143 YOU'RE IN FILM SCHOOL? 518 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,563 HEY, DAWSON, THEY GOT, UH, THAT CHOCOLATE MILK YOU ORDERED 519 00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:34,147 UP AT THE BAR THERE. 520 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:37,859 AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME, BEAUTIFUL? 521 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,030 NINA. 522 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:45,117 YOU CAN CALL ME COLUMBUS. 523 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:50,456 YOU KNOW WHAT, DAWSON, THIS PLACE IS GETTING REALLY CROWDED. 524 00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:51,957 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET OUT OF HERE? 525 00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:53,917 YEAH. LET'S. 526 00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:57,755 HEY! 527 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,722 SO, THANK YOU BACK THERE. 528 00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:10,601 BILLY, I MEAN, HE CAN BE SORT OF A JERK SOMETIMES. 529 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,771 THINKS HE'S, YOU KNOW. IT'S COLDER OUT HERE THAN IT WAS BEFORE. 530 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,648 I THINK A LITTLE BIT CHILLY. 531 00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:16,982 HE'S FROM NEW YORK, BILLY IS. 532 00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:19,443 SO HE'S THE ONE WHO BROUGHT ME HERE. 533 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,445 FILM SCHOOL, HUH? 534 00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:24,156 DAWSON, ARE WE DOING SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO DO? 535 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,240 NO. 536 00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:26,325 'CAUSE YOU'VE LAUNCHED 537 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:27,451 INTO A PRETTY CONVINCING 538 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:28,952 RAIN MAN IMPRESSION. 539 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:30,870 LOOK, ALL WE'RE DOING IS WALKING TO MY CAR. 540 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,958 AND AFTER THAT? 541 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,628 WELL, AFTER THAT, I'M DRIVING HOME. 542 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:40,088 NOTICE THE FIRST PERSON SINGULAR. 543 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:43,133 I'M NOT IN THE HABIT OF BEING THE SEXUAL FACILITATOR 544 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,677 FOR MEN WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE. 545 00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,428 IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 546 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:49,139 COME ON, I SAW YOUR FRIENDS OVER YOUR SHOULDER. 547 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,016 THEY DID EVERYTHING BUT HOLD UP SCORECARDS. 548 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,646 MAYBE--MAYBE IT IS SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 549 00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,775 I JUST GOT DUMPED. 550 00:30:59,817 --> 00:31:03,654 AHH, THE EVENING SNAPS INTO FOCUS. 551 00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:06,906 AND I LET THEM CONVINCE ME THAT THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER HER... 552 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,450 WAS TO NAIL A STRANGER? 553 00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:11,370 YEAH, I GUESS, BUT-- 554 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,539 IT'S NOT EXACTLY HEALTHY, YOU KNOW. 555 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:15,582 I'M SORRY, BUT--BUT IT DID QUIT BEING ABOUT THAT. 556 00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:17,459 FOR NEARLY AN HOUR IN THERE, TALKING TO YOU. 557 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:19,169 I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT. ALL ABOUT HER. 558 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:24,007 AND, HA, HA, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 DAYS, 559 00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:26,385 I ACTUALLY DON'T FEEL SO BAD. 560 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:35,185 SO, UM, WOULD IT IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU DIDN'T, UM, REAPPEAR TILL MORNING? 561 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,439 I THINK THEY'D ERECT A STATUE. 562 00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:44,944 OK, TELL YOU WHAT. COME OVER. 563 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:47,072 WE'LL FALL ASLEEP WATCHING TV. 564 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,532 I MEAN, YOU'RE A SPIELBERG FAN. 565 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:50,200 IT'S NOT LIKE I'D BE IN ANY DANGER, RIGHT? 566 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:55,414 HURRY UP. COME ON. BEFORE I START LISTENING 567 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:57,875 TO THAT LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD TELLING ME I SHOULD CARD YOU. 568 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:02,003 THE GIRL THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT... 569 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:05,131 I STILL SORT OF WANT HER BACK AND I... 570 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:07,259 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I'M JUST BEING REALLY CRAZY HERE, 571 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,968 BUT I... 572 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,847 I JUST DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE RIGHT. 573 00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:15,100 WOW! CAN'T DECIDE IF I'M OFFENDED 574 00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:18,937 OR IF YOU'VE JUST RESTORED MY FAITH IN THE MALE SEX. 575 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,078 CALL ME IF SHE DOESN'T COME TO HER SENSES. 576 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,629 BYE. 577 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:47,048 WELCOME TO CAPESIDE'S ANNUAL COLLEGE FAIR THIS EVENING. 578 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,760 PLEASE BE SURE TO CHECK OUT OUR INTERNATIONAL BOOTH. 579 00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:51,177 THAT'S BOOTH 3. 580 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:58,560 IMAGINING WHAT SHE'LL LOOK LIKE WITH A BOWLING BALL IN HER UTERUS? 581 00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:00,938 DON'T BOTHER. 582 00:33:00,978 --> 00:33:02,689 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS-- 583 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,441 NOT A CHANCE. 584 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,110 THAT GIRL'S COMIC RELIEF. SPEAKING OF WHICH, 585 00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:09,863 WARREN GARY WAS CALLED INTO THE NURSE'S OFFICE THIS AFTERNOON 586 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,406 FOR A LECTURE ON CONTRACEPTION. 587 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:13,158 WELL, GOOD. HE COULD USE-- 588 00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:14,451 YOU DON'T GET IT. 589 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:17,036 WARREN IS THE LAST PERSON WHO NEEDS THAT LECTURE. 590 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:20,248 WHAT YOU HEARD WAS A LIE MADE UP BY A PATHETIC SOPHOMORE 591 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:22,459 TRYING TO LAND A POPULAR BOYFRIEND. 592 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,170 BESIDES, WARREN COULDN'T FERTILIZE A GARDEN. 593 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:27,881 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 594 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,007 I HAD A CHAT WITH MY FRIEND ELISE TODAY. 595 00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:31,259 SHE USED TO DATE WARREN. 596 00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:33,470 SHE DATED HIM FOR 6 MONTHS. 597 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:36,306 SHE USED TO BAKE HIM SPIRIT COOKIES BEFORE EVERY GAME. 598 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,684 SHE BOUGHT A $400 DRESS FOR A DANCE HE FAILED TO SHOW UP FOR. 599 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,811 OK, YOUR POINT IS? 600 00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,604 ACCORDING TO ELISE, 601 00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:46,232 WARREN HAD ONE OTHER SIGNIFICANT FAILURE AS A BOYFRIEND. 602 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:49,235 LET'S JUST SAY HE HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR THE LADIES 603 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,321 IN A VERY UNFORTUNATE LOCATION. 604 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,148 HEY, MAN. 605 00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:29,234 WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE? 606 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:32,445 GOD! YOU COULDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER. 607 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:33,780 GUESS NOT, BILLY. 608 00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:35,741 MAN, YOU PRACTICALLY HAD HER BEGGING FOR IT. 609 00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:37,743 LISTEN, A LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE-- 610 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:40,746 FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, GETTING LAID, 611 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,873 IT COMES DOWN TO A SIMPLE BEATLES/ STONES QUESTION. 612 00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:43,999 WHAT? 613 00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:45,417 DO YOU WANT TO HOLD HER HAND 614 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,502 OR DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER? 615 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:49,504 SOME WOMEN MIGHT SAY THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A BEATLE, 616 00:34:49,546 --> 00:34:51,256 TRUST ME, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING 617 00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:53,299 A LITTLE MORE... TANGIBLE. 618 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:55,301 ALL RIGHT, THANKS. I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND, BILLY. 619 00:34:57,930 --> 00:35:00,515 HEY, KNOW WHAT, GUYS? MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 620 00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:03,894 IT'S FUNNY, UH, WATCHING YOU WITH THIS GIRL. 621 00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:05,896 IT SORT OF MAKES SENSE WHY YOU BLEW IT WITH JEN. 622 00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:07,606 I DON'T GET YOU! 623 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:10,191 YOU CAME TO TOWN TO BREAK JEN AND ME UP. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 624 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,652 ARE YOU POUTING NOW BECAUSE THINGS DIDN'T GO ACCORDING TO PLAN? 625 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,153 WHAT? 626 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:15,280 YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHY 627 00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:17,282 YOU WANTED ME TO GET LUCKY TONIGHT? 628 00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:19,158 SO YOU COULD GO WHISPER IN JEN'S EAR, 629 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,535 CONVINCE HER THAT ALL MEN ARE DOGS, 630 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:22,287 THEN ASSUME THAT SHE'D SEEK YOUR COMFORT. 631 00:35:22,328 --> 00:35:25,582 FOR ALL THAT WISDOM, YOU SURE BIT HARD. 632 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,209 HARD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT IT'S NOT MY STYLE, MAN, IT'S YOURS. 633 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:31,379 AND FRANKLY, YOUR STYLE'S PATHETIC. 634 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:33,214 IF YOU REALLY HAD JEN'S BEST INTERESTS AT HEART, 635 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,841 YOU WOULD STAY AWAY FROM HER. 636 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:37,469 DO YOU KNOW THOSE ARE THE EXACT SAME WORDS HER DAD USED 637 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,638 WHEN HE TOLD ME HE'D SEND HER AWAY? 638 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,808 DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY YOU SOUND LIKE HER DAD? I DO. 639 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:45,351 IT'S BETTER THAN SOUNDING LIKE HER LOSER EX-BOYFRIEND. 640 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,187 WELL, I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY, DAWSON. 641 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,649 AND, UH, SINCE YOU 2 COOL GUYS 642 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,901 PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT A LOSER LIKE ME HANGING AROUND, 643 00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:54,778 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 644 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,822 HAVE A FUN TRIP HOME, BOYS. 645 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,869 YOU THINK YOU COULD HAVE MAYBE WAITED TILL WE WERE BACK IN CAPESIDE 646 00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:05,038 TO THROW OUT THAT LAST ZINGER, DAWSON? 647 00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:12,838 HEY, LOVERBOY. 648 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,172 SPARE A MINUTE? 649 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,593 YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A REALLY LONG DAY. 650 00:36:18,635 --> 00:36:20,595 OH, MY HEART BLEEDS. 651 00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:25,183 LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TOO THRILLED WITH ME, 652 00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:29,021 BUT HERE'S AN IDEA. 653 00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:32,024 ONE WAY TO GET RID OF A LIE IS TO MAKE IT THE TRUTH. 654 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,608 SO MAYBE YOU AND ME-- 655 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:35,568 YOU KNOW, I'M AFRAID I'D BE GETTING WORKED UP 656 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:38,279 FOR SOMETHING THAT I HEAR IS QUITE THE ANTI-CLIMAX, SO. 657 00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:41,199 WHAT? 658 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:44,202 YOUR REVIEWS ARE IN, WARREN. 659 00:36:44,243 --> 00:36:47,205 AND FRANKLY, YOU'VE BEEN PANNED. 660 00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:49,875 SO WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF SOPHOMORE THREAT? 661 00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:52,585 NO. JUST A REMINDER. 662 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,838 THAT IF ONE PERSON SAYS SOMETHING, IT'S A RUMOR. 663 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,758 BUT 2 PEOPLE. MMM. IT'S GOSPEL. 664 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:03,304 BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT PLANNING ON DATING ANYONE EVER AGAIN, SO. 665 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,223 ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 666 00:37:05,264 --> 00:37:06,808 COMPLETE AND UTTER DENIAL. 667 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:10,687 FINE! JUST SO YOU KNOW... 668 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:14,440 THE REASON I PICKED YOU UP THIS MORNING WAS BECAUSE-- 669 00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:18,319 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE. 670 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:22,240 YOU KNOW, JUST-- 671 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:25,702 SATURDAY NIGHT I HAVE PLANS, BUT THEY'RE BREAKABLE. 672 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,329 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 673 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:33,210 IN PUBLIC...OFFICIAL... 674 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:35,545 GROPING-OPTIONAL DATE. 675 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,631 YEAH. 676 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:43,011 SURE, UM, YEAH, JUST, UH, PICK ME UP AFTER MY LOBOTOMY. 677 00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:55,398 SO, YOU WANTED TO GET OUT OF CAPESIDE TO GET JEN OFF YOUR MIND. 678 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,817 DID IT WORK? 679 00:37:57,859 --> 00:38:00,319 NO. 680 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:02,488 MAYBE FOR AWHILE. 681 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,204 ALL RIGHT, AM I GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT ALL NIGHT, 682 00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:11,873 OR YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED OUTSIDE THE CLUB WITH THAT WOMAN? 683 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,253 NOTHING HAPPENED. I JUST WALKED HER TO HER CAR. 684 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:19,589 THAT'S IT. NOTHING HAPPENED AT ALL. 685 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,967 RIGHT. ABSOLUTELY. SO YOU'RE JUST WEARING THAT LIPSTICK 686 00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:23,969 AS A FASHION STATEMENT, RIGHT? 687 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:29,599 HA HA HA HA! 688 00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:41,236 HEY. 689 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:50,536 LOOK, I'M--I'M HAVING AN ICE CREAM ANTI-SOCIAL HERE. 690 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:51,830 YOU WANT TO JOIN ME? 691 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:57,252 YEAH, YEAH, SURE. 692 00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:06,552 THE WARREN GARY INFORMATION PROVED USEFUL. THANKS. 693 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:11,348 OH, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HIS PUBLIC RETRACTION IS ALREADY MAKING THE ROUNDS. 694 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:15,645 WELL, IT IS NEWS AND THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL. 695 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,814 MMM, COOKIE DOUGH. 696 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,191 YEAH. 697 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:28,908 SO--SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, JOEY? 698 00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:32,078 IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN KEEP DAWSON FROM COMING BETWEEN US? 699 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,583 YEAH, SURE, I MEAN-- 700 00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:42,755 HE'S--HE'S ONLY IN LOVE WITH ONE OF US, SO. 701 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:43,923 YOU'RE RIGHT. 702 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:55,101 MUST BE, OH, A LOT EASIER THAN JUST BEING THE OBJECT OF HIS INFATUATION, HUH? 703 00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:05,528 ALTHOUGH, I DOUBT THAT AFTER TODAY 704 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,489 EITHER OF US WILL BE VYING FOR HIS AFFECTIONS. 705 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,160 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 706 00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:18,791 I MEAN, JUST PICTURING DAWSON SO... MALE, IT'S JUST-- 707 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,710 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S MADE ME NAUSEOUS ALL DAY. 708 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,805 YOU THINK HE'S ALREADY-- 709 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:04,754 SO, DID YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WENT THERE FOR? 710 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:07,966 I WAS A NON-STOP SEX MACHINE, JOEY. 711 00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:10,135 YOU KNOW ME. 712 00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:12,095 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 713 00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:14,180 AH. I BOFFED CAPESIDE'S STARTING FULLBACK 714 00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:15,265 AND GOT KNOCKED UP, YOU KNOW. 715 00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:18,268 OH, THAT'S NICE. 716 00:41:21,313 --> 00:41:24,690 SO WAS IT ALL GOOD CLEAN FUN, DAWSON? 717 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,651 UM, NOT EXACTLY. 718 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,741 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 719 00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:39,164 I WILL. OH, JOEY, THERE'S SO MUCH THAT I WANT TO TELL YOU, 720 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:42,125 BUT I AM SO TIRED RIGHT NOW. I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 24 HOURS. 721 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:45,586 PLUS... 722 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:48,298 YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN WAIT. 723 00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:50,008 IT'S OK. 724 00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:51,843 OK. HEY! 725 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,513 FOR AWHILE TONIGHT, 726 00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:59,142 NOTHING REMINDED ME OF JEN. 727 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:00,977 IT WAS LIKE LOOKING AT THE WORLD WITHOUT BLINDERS ON. 728 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,502 YEAH. 729 00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:28,713 I CAN WAIT. 55325

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