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DAWSON. THE NEIGHBOR
GIRL DUMPED YOU.
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NO ONE DIED.
JUST GET OVER IT.
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48 HOURS AGO.
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I DON'T THINK I'VE
EXCEEDED THE STATUTE
OF LIMITATIONS ON ANGST.
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IT'S NOT A MATTER
OF TIME, DAWSON.
IT'S A MATTER OF DEGREE.
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I MEAN,
YOU HAVEN'T EATEN,
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AND YOU STARE
AT JEN'S HOUSE LIKE
IT'S GOING TO DISAPPEAR.
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AND I'VE SEEN YOU
AT SCHOOL--YOU SPY.
IT'S TWISTED.
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I'M ALMOST AFRAID TO ASK
WHAT MOVIE YOU BROUGHT
BACK TONIGHT.
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SID AND NANCY.
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SEE?
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SEE, YOUR PROBLEM
IS THAT YOU'RE
GETTING OFF ON THIS.
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WELL, SORRY, JOEY.
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IT'S TOUGH TO COME UP WITH
CREATIVE MOPING STRATEGIES
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ONCE I REALIZED
THAT EVERYTHING I'M ABOUT
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IS EXACTLY
WHAT TURNED HER OFF.
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IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN...
LEARN TO DANCE OR GET
A NEW HAIRCUT OR SOMETHING.
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DAWSON, SHE DUMPED YOU,
NOT YOUR BELIEF SYSTEM.
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SHE REJECTED ROMANCE,
HONESTY, AND RESPECT.
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EVERY TIME I SEE BILLY
OUTSIDE OF HER HOUSE,
I'M REMINDED OF THAT.
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YEAH, WELL, EVERYTHING
REMINDS YOU OF HER.
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YEAH.
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DAWSON, YOU'VE KNOWN
THE GIRL FOR 3 MONTHS.
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HOW CAN EVERYTHING
POSSIBLY REMIND YOU
OF HER?
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I DON'T KNOW, JOEY.
I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.
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IT JUST DOES.
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FINE. LET'S JUST WATCH
THE MOVIE,
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THIS CONVERSATION
IS BECOMING
FAR TOO DISTURBING.
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HEY, GRAMS, HAVE YOU
SEEN MY GREEN SHIRT?
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I--I THINK
IT NEEDS IRONING.
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OH, YES, DEAR,
I THOUGHT I SAW IT
IN YOUR CLOSET.
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OH!
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YOU LEFT IT
ON THE DRESSER.
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JENNIFER, WOULD YOU
COME UP HERE NOW, PLEASE,
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AND BRING THE TELEPHONE?
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AND YOU WOULD BE?
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QUITE COMFORTABLE,
THANKS.
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I WANT A NAME.
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BILLY.
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BILLY. OH--OH, YES,
I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU BEFORE.
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OK, I GOT THE PHONE--
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WORD'S OUT
YOU DROPPED DAWSON,
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SO I JUST THOUGHT YOU
MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR
A SUITABLE REPLACEMENT.
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WELL, IF HE'S NOT OUT
OF MY HOUSE IN 2 MINUTES,
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I'M CALLING
THE NATIONAL GUARD.
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And then I would like
a serious word with you.
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GREAT TO MEET YOU.
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I THOUGHT
YOU WERE LEAVING.
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YOU KNOW, MY CAR WAS PACKED,
AND--AND I REALLY WAS,
JENNY.
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BUT THEN WORD TRICKLED DOWN,
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AND I THOUGHT IT MIGHT
BE IN MY BEST INTEREST
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TO STICK AROUND
A LITTLE LONGER.
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WELL, THEN WHY DON'T
I CLARIFY THINGS FOR YOU?
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JUST BECAUSE DAWSON
AND I ARE ON HIATUS
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DOESN'T MEAN THERE'S SOME
VACANCY I'M LOOKING TO FILL.
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LET'S JUST SAY THERE
HAPPENED TO BE THIS GUY.
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SOME GUY YOU HAD A...
INTENSE CONNECTION WITH.
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WELL, THEN I MIGHT
THINK YOU'D BE OPEN TO
THE POSSIBILITY, RIGHT?
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I'D HAVE TO SAY NO.
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BUT I'D ALSO LIKE
TO ADD "NOT A CHANCE"
AND "NEVER AGAIN."
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YOU USED TO BE FUN,
YOU KNOW THAT?
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NO. I USED TO BE WEAK
AND VULNERABLE.
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YEAH, WELL, NEXT TIME
YOU ALTER YOUR PERSONALITY,
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LET ME KNOW IN ADVANCE.
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IT'LL SAVE ME IN GAS MONEY.
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YOU KNOW, I'M BEGINNING
TO DOUBT YOUR SINCERITY
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WHEN YOU TELL ME
YOU'RE LEAVING.
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HEY, JUST THE MAN
I WAS LOOKING FOR.
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WHAT CAN I PROVIDE YOU
WITH THIS TIME, BILLY?
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A PLACE TO STAY?
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OR JUST ANOTHER CHANCE
TO COMPLETELY SCREW UP
MY LIFE?
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YOU KNOW, DESPITE
OUTWARD APPEARANCES,
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YOU AND I ACTUALLY
HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
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RIGHT.
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WE'VE BOTH GOT
OUR HEARTS BROKEN
BY THE SAME GIRL,
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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JEN DIDN'T
FLEE THE STATE
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TO GET AWAY
FROM ME.
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GIVE HER TIME.
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AND, MAN, IF I LIVED
50 YARDS AWAY FROM HER,
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I SWEAR TO YOU,
I'D GO INSANE.
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I'D STARE UP AT
HER WINDOW, WONDERING
WHAT SHE'S DOING.
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SHE'S TALKING ON THE PHONE.
WHO IS SHE TALKING TO?
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AND IF SHE'S
LISTENING TO MUSIC,
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WHO DO THOSE SONGS
REMIND HER OF?
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DOES SHE STILL
THINK ABOUT ME?
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AND IF SO, DOES SHE THINK
ABOUT ME HALF AS MUCH
AS I THINK ABOUT HER?
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SEE WHAT I MEAN?
COMMON GROUND.
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BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS,
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THERE'S A SIMPLE CURE
FOR ALL THIS.
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YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?
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NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG.
JEN IS A GREAT GIRL,
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BUT LAST TIME I CHECKED,
SHE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE.
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WHAT ARE YOU, UNCONVINCED?
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LOOK, TAKE
A LITTLE RIDE WITH ME
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AND LET ME
ILLUSTRATE MY POINT.
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TAKE A RIDE WHERE?
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PROVIDENCE.
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THERE'S THIS CLUB THERE.
IT'S A BIT OF A DIVE,
BUT...
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ABSOLUTELY REMARKABLE
IN ONE RESPECT.
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IT LIES EXACTLY EQUIDISTANT
BETWEEN A PAIR
OF WOMEN'S COLLEGES.
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COEDS WALL TO WALL,
DAWSON.
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WELL, CAN I GET IN?
I'M NOT EXACTLY LEGAL.
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I KNOW THE BOUNCER.
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OF COURSE,
THERE'S SCHOOL.
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AND WHAT'S
WAITING FOR YOU THERE?
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ANOTHER DAY
WONDERING ABOUT JENNY?
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WHERE SHE IS, WHEN
YOU'LL SEE HER NEXT,
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WHAT FOOTBALL PLAYER
IS SHE HAVING LUNCH WITH?
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YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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TO GET AWAY FROM HER,
TO GET AWAY FROM HERE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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SHE'S GONNA FREAK
WHEN I'M NOT THERE.
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IT'D BE GOOD TO LET
HER WONDER ABOUT ME
FOR A WHILE.
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THERE YOU GO.
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HEY...WARREN GARY.
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I'M ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL.
YOU NEED A LIFT?
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AH, NO, THANKS.
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I'M WAITING
FOR TED BUNDY.
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WELL, TED'S
A LUCKY MAN.
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TED BUNDY IS DEAD.
HE WAS A SERIAL...
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KILLER.
YEAH, I KNOW.
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EXECUTED IN FLORIDA.
CLAIMED PORN MADE HIM
DO IT.
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SO, COME ON,
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
I NEED THE MERIT BADGE.
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AND WHICH BADGE
IS THAT?
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COMMUNITY SERVICE.
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I'M GOING TO SAY
YOU WERE 80...AND BLIND.
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WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL
BE AN EAGLE SCOUT BEFORE
THE END OF THE DAY.
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EXACTLY. SO WHAT
DO YOU SAY? COME ON.
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HELP ME OUT HERE.
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SO, IS THE AIR COLD,
OR ARE YOU JUST
HAPPY TO SEE ME?
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YOU HAD TO DO IT.
YOU HAD TO LIVE UP
TO THE EXPECTATIONS.
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DOES IT BOTHER YOU TO KNOW
THAT YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY
PERPETUATE A STEREOTYPE?
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UH...
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WHICH ANSWER MEANS
WE GET FRIENDLY DOWN
IN THE SAND TOGETHER?
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YOU KNOW, IF--IF HAVING SEX
WITH YOU WOULD END FAMINE,
DISEASE, AND WAR,
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AND IF KISSING YOU
WOULD BRING ON A NEW AGE
OF ENLIGHTENMENT,
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I STILL
WOULDN'T--
YOU KNOW
SOMETHING?
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YOU TALK A LOT.
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THAT'S BETTER.
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SO, WHAT, IS THAT
ALL YOU AND YOUR
BOYFRIEND DAWSON--
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AND I USE THE TERM
LOOSELY--DO?
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TALK?
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YOU DON'T NEED TO USE
THE TERM AT ALL, WARREN.
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DAWSON IS
NOT MY BOYFRIEND.
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IT WAS THE "BOY" PART
I WAS REFERRING TO.
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WELL, HAVE YOU
EVER SEEN THE GUY
THROW A BASEBALL?
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
THERE IS NO CORRELATION
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BETWEEN A SLIDER
AND A SPERM COUNT.
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WELL,
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
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I MEAN, YOU'RE
OBVIOUSLY A VIRGIN.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
DAWSON AND I HAVEN'T BEEN
GOING AT IT FOR YEARS?
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I MEAN, WE COULD BE
ANNOTATING THE KAMA SUTRA
FOR ALL YOU KNOW.
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YOU KNOW,
I MAY BE A VIRGIN,
BUT BELIEVE ME,
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IT'S BY CHOICE.
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YOU COULD HAVE
WAITED IN THE CAR.
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DON'T WORRY. I WON'T
TELL ANYONE WE'RE TOGETHER.
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HI.
HEY.
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WHAT'S HE UP TO?
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WE'RE CUTTING
OUT OF HERE.
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WE'RE GOING UP
TO A CLUB IN PROVIDENCE
THAT BILLY KNOWS.
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AH. FINALLY.
DAWSON'S EVIL TWIN.
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THIS HAS BEEN A MUCH
ANTICIPATED PLEASURE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU'RE CUTTING CLASS
TO GO TO A NIGHTCLUB.
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YOU'RE ASKING
WHAT I'M DOING?
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I'M COMING
WITH YOU, MAN.
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I WOULDN'T MISS THIS
FOR THE WORLD.
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BILLY?
HEY.
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GREAT.
SO, WE'RE
READY TO GO?
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YEAH. JUST GOT TO TURN
IN MY MATH HOMEWORK,
AND WE'RE OUTTA HERE.
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YEAH. WALK ON
THE WILD SIDE.
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LISTEN, I HEARD SOMETHING
THIS MORNING,
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AND I THOUGHT
THAT YOU SHOULD--
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AT THE RISK OF
SOUNDING REDUNDANT,
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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THE BOYS JUST HAD
TO WRAP UP A FEW THINGS
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BEFORE WE LEFT, SO,
UH...
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GOOD MORNING.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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I'M TAKING PACEY
AND YOUR BOY ON
A LITTLE ROAD TRIP.
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FUNNY, BUT, UH,
IN THE MIDST OF ALL
THE CONFUSION,
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DAWSON AND I
ACTUALLY STUMBLED UPON
SOME COMMON GROUND.
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I DON'T THINK I LIKE
THE SOUND OF THIS, BILLY.
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THE LAST THING THAT
DAWSON NEEDS IS TO BE
PULLED DOWN BY YOU.
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I SWEAR TO YOU. DAWSON
WAS SIMPLY COMPLAINING
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ABOUT HOW A GUY
CAN'T SEEM TO GET ANY
AROUND HERE.
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SO I TOLD HIM
ABOUT THIS LITTLE
PLACE I KNOW.
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WHAT KIND OF PLACE?
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WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
THAT THE WOMEN TAKE CASH
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AND ARE REMARKABLY
FRIENDLY.
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YOU'RE TAKING HIM
TO A WHOREHOUSE?
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AH, THERE'S
HIS HOLINESS NOW.
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WELL, GIRLS,
GOTTA RUN.
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I SEE SAINT DAWSON'S
CHAMPING AT THE BIT.
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SO...COME ON.
YEAH.
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EXCUSE ME.
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WE'RE NOT REALLY
GONNA GO TO A--
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NO. I WAS JUST
KIDDING AROUND.
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LET'S GO.
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GOD, I KNOW I'VE NEVER
REALLY HAD A WHOLE LOT
OF FAITH IN GUYS, BUT I...
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I DON'T KNOW, I JUST
THOUGHT DAWSON WAS DIFFERENT.
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YEAH, HE'S DIFFERENT.
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00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,602
UNFORTUNATELY,
HE'S JUST NOT AS
DIFFERENT AS WE THOUGHT.
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YEAH. LISTEN,
UH, JOEY...
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YOU KNOW THAT--THAT
FOOTBALL PLAYER, WARREN?
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WHAT?
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YOU DIDN'T SLEEP
WITH HIM, DID YOU?
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YEAH, I HAD SEX
WITH WARREN GARY,
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UH, RIGHT AFTER I GAVE
THE SPONGE BATH
TO THE NAVY PILOTS.
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00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,204
WHY WOULD YOU
EVEN ASK ME THAT?
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00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:47,541
HE'S TELLING EVERYONE
YOU DID.
215
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,058
I'M GONNA GO
DOWNSTAIRS, GET A DRINK.
216
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,894
ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE.
217
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,312
ALL RIGHT,
ONE MORE TIME.
218
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,980
DAWSON, YOU'RE NOT
THE TYPE OF GUY
219
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,857
WHO DOES SOMETHING BAD
JUST 'CAUSE IT FEELS GOOD.
220
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,610
WELL, THERE'S AN
OXYMORON TO LIVE BY.
221
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,778
WHAT? YOU WANT
EXAMPLES OF THIS?
222
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,075
ALL RIGHT. WHAT WAS
THE FIRST THING,
223
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,535
THE VERY FIRST THING
YOU DID,
224
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,662
AFTER ANNOUNCING THIS
LITTLE ROAD TRIP OF OURS?
225
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,373
REMEMBER? YOU KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT IT WAS, DON'T YOU?
226
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,333
YOU TURNED IN
YOUR MATH HOMEWORK, MAN.
227
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,502
HEY, THOSE ARE NOT EXACTLY
THE ACTIONS OF A REBEL.
228
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,254
BUT THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH THAT.
229
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,923
YOU JUST--YOU JUST CARE
ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE
THINK ABOUT YOU.
230
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,425
YOU'RE THAT NICE
LEERY BOY, MAN.
231
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,926
YOU LIKE BEING
THE NICE LEERY BOY.
232
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,344
OH, AND YOU'RE
ANY DIFFERENT?
233
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:44,097
HEY, PLEASE. JUST TALK
TO THE SCHOOL BOARD
234
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,973
OR TAKE A GLANCE
AT MY PERMANENT RECORD.
235
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,101
THERE'S NO COMPARISON
BETWEEN YOU AND I, DAWSON.
236
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:51,145
EVERYBODY KNOWS
YOU'RE A REGULAR
RICHIE CUNNINGHAM.
237
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:54,773
THAT GUY,
HE'S THE FONZ.
238
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,901
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
THAT MAKES YOU POTSIE.
239
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:03,408
WE NEED TO TALK.
240
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,077
SHE NEEDS TO TALK.
241
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,384
WELL...
242
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,010
IT WASN'T VERY
MEMORABLE, WARREN.
243
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,429
WHAT?
244
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,265
THE SEX. IN FACT,
I CAN'T SEEM
TO REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
245
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,767
WHY DON'T YOU REFRESH
MY MEMORY?
246
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,977
IT WAS ACTUALLY
PRETTY GOOD,
247
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,647
ALTHOUGH YOU DID
EVENTUALLY COMPLAIN
OF FATIGUE.
248
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:36,357
WHAT IS GOING ON IN
THAT TWISTED HEAD OF YOURS?
249
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,652
LOOK.
250
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:39,944
THIS CAN BE
A WIN-WIN.
251
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,990
EXPLAIN.
252
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,199
OUR REPS.
253
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,243
OK, I'VE GOT ONE
TO LIVE UP TO.
254
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,287
YOU HAVE ONE TO...
255
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,290
LIVE DOWN.
256
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,292
WHAT? AND PEOPLE THINKING
WE'RE DOING THE DEED
257
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,670
IS GOING TO HELP
MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION?
258
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,379
WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW IN BASEBALL
259
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,298
THERE ARE MAJOR
AND MINOR LEAGUES?
260
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,258
YEAH.
261
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,636
WELL, THINK OF THIS
AS YOUR CALL-UP
TO THE SHOW.
262
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,846
NO MORE SHAGGING FLY
BALLS WITH WASHOUTS
AND WANNA-BES.
263
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,182
YOU ARE SUCH A BASTARD.
264
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,933
IF YOU'RE THE MAJOR
LEAGUES, WARREN,
265
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,227
I HOPE I NEVER
GET OUT OF A-BALL.
266
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,522
HEY, LOOK. I NEVER SAID
I'D BE YOUR BOYFRIEND.
267
00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:41,631
I NEVER BELIEVED IT,
YOU KNOW.
268
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:44,718
SURE. THAT'S
WHY YOU ASKED.
269
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:48,471
I ONLY ASKED BECAUSE
I WAS CONCERNED, JOEY.
270
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:52,058
BUT--BUT I WOULD HAVE
BET ANYTHING AGAINST IT.
271
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:54,686
BESIDES, I...
272
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,730
UH...
273
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,940
BESIDES, WHAT?
274
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:04,320
I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS
I ALWAYS PICTURED YOU
WITH SOMEONE DIFFERENT.
275
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,030
SOMEONE LIKE...
276
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,872
YOU KNOW, JUST--
JUST A DIFFERENT TYPE.
277
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,541
WALKING UPRIGHT?
278
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:21,504
YEAH. OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
THE...WHOLE BIT.
279
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:25,842
AND MAYBE SOMEONE JUST
A TAD MORE SENSITIVE
THAN WARREN GARY.
280
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:29,011
YEAH, WELL...
281
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,805
IN MY EXPERIENCE,
EVEN THE SENSITIVE ONES
282
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,973
CAN LET YOU DOWN
WITH THE BEST OF THEM.
283
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,854
YOU KNOW, JOEY,
MAYBE DAWSON ISN'T--
284
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:40,106
LOOK, I DIDN'T SAY
A THING ABOUT DAWSON.
285
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,737
AND AS FAR AS WARREN
AND HIS PATHETIC FANTASIES
GO, YOU KNOW,
286
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,154
WHAT HARM CAN A GUY DO?
287
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,782
I MEAN, BEING CALLED
A FOOTBALL GROUPIE
288
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,742
COULD DESCRIBE HALF
THE GIRLS IN THIS SCHOOL,
289
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,201
SO IT'S NOT
THAT BIG A DEAL.
290
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,454
JOEY, I MAY BEOVERSTEPPING MY BOUNDARIES HERE,
291
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:59,208
BUT, UH...
I THINK I KNOW A WAY
TO GET WARREN BACK.
292
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,795
WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO MAKE A VOODOO DOLL
OR SOMETHING?
293
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,546
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
294
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,800
YOU KNOW,
GUYS LIKE WARREN
HAVE BEEN GETTING AWAY
295
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,636
WITH THIS KIND OF STUFF
FOR WAY TOO LONG.
296
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,304
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
JOEY?
297
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,139
INTERESTED IN
A LITTLE PAYBACK?
298
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,018
ALL RIGHT,
I'M LISTENING.
299
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,235
LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
300
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:30,239
YOU KNOW WHEN CARTOON
CHARACTERS ARE TRYING
TO MAKE A DECISION,
301
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,950
AND THE GOOD ANGEL
POPS UP ON ONE SHOULDER
302
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,409
AND YOU GOT THE LITTLE
DEVIL ON THE OTHER?
303
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,328
YEAH.
304
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:39,248
WELL, I DON'T HAVE
A GOOD ANGEL, DAWSON.
I HAVE YOU.
305
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,625
I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN THE GIG.
306
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,336
IT DOESN'T WORK
FOR ME ANYMORE.
307
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,505
I SWEAR TO GOD,
YOU TWO SOUND
LIKE MY PARENTS.
308
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,841
HANG TIGHT.
I'M GOING TO GO SEE
309
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,843
WHAT THE DELIVERANCE
TWINS ARE UP TO.
310
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:52,428
YOU KNOW, NEED I REMIND YOU
AGAIN OF THE ILL-FATED
TOILET PAPERING
311
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,221
OF COACH ROLAND'S HOUSE.
312
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,933
THERE YOU GO AGAIN.
EQUATING FUN WITH
YOUTHFUL INDISCRETIONS.
313
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,686
YOUTHFUL INDISCRETIONS?
WHAT, AM I RUNNING
FOR THE SENATE?
314
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,814
OK, GRANTED, DAWSON. FOR
HIGH-MINDED CONVERSATION,
YOU'RE THE MAN.
315
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,231
BUT GENERALLY SPEAKING,
316
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,942
YOU'RE BETTER AT VERBIAGE
THAN ACTUAL VERBS.
317
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,777
VERBS?
318
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,654
YEAH, ACTION WORDS.
REVEL, CAROUSE, PARTY.
319
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,865
WHAT YEAR WAS IT
EXACTLY WHEN PARTY
BECAME A VERB?
320
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,241
THE YEAR THAT
YOU AND I CAME INTO
HIGH SCHOOL, DAWSON.
321
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,619
OK, YOU'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME
ON THIS ONE.
322
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,288
SOMETIMES FRIENDSHIP MEANS
TAKING PART IN STUPID STUFF.
323
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,457
NO JUDGMENTS,
NO QUESTIONS ASKED,
324
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,167
AND NO DECONSTRUCTION
OF THE EVENTS.
325
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,878
YOU DON'T THINK
I'M CAPABLE OF THAT?
326
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,797
LET'S JUST SAY
I'VE SEEN NO EVIDENCE
TO THE CONTRARY.
327
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,590
I DON'T LIKE
THOSE GUYS DOWN THERE.
328
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,759
WHAT'S UP?
329
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,513
THEY'RE HARASSING
EVERYONE FROM THE SEA GULLS
TO THE SENIOR CITIZENS.
330
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,599
IT'S NOT REALLY
MY IDEA OF FUN.
331
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:41,268
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GIVE THEM A LITTLE
INSTANT KARMA, HUH?
332
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,229
MAYBE, UH...A BANANA
IN THE TAILPIPE?
333
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,982
SEE, I WAS JUST THINKING
WE COULD SLASH THEIR
TIRES OR SOMETHING.
334
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,441
WELL, THAT'S
IMAGINATIVE.
335
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,693
WELL, YOU GOT
A BETTER IDEA?
336
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,486
YEAH, I DO.
337
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,112
OH, YEAH. I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE THIS ONE.
338
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,281
GOOD ANGEL THIS,
PACEY.
339
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:57,869
DID YOU GUYS EVER SEE
AMERICAN GRAFFITI?
340
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,959
WELL, WELL, WELL.
341
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,711
IF IT ISN'T
MRS. WARREN GARY?
342
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,213
SO YOU KNOW?
343
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,716
WELL, IT IS NEWS,
AND THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL.
344
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:25,396
HE SWORE HE
WOULDN'T TELL, ABBY.
345
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,065
HE TOLD ME HE LOVED ME.
346
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,442
$100,000 PYRAMID.
347
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,736
THINGS GUYS SAY
IN THE BACKSEAT.
348
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,655
YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN ADD
"WE DON'T NEED PROTECTION"
TO THAT LIST.
349
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,575
WHAT?
350
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:42,162
I AM SO STUPID.
351
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,958
WAIT. WHAT ARE
YOU SAYING?
352
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,588
WELL, HE STARTED OFF,
YOU KNOW,
353
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,591
JUST CALLING ALL THE TIME.
354
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,552
HE'D BE SO SWEET.
355
00:18:56,594 --> 00:19:00,306
AND ONE TIME HE...HE WON
ME THIS STUFFED FROG
AT CONEY ISLAND
356
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,181
AND BROUGHT IT BACK FOR ME.
357
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,104
THE FIRST TIME
WE MADE LOVE, HE CRIED.
358
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,314
WARREN GARY?
359
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:15,321
THAT WAS BEFORE
THE PEE STRIP TURNED BLUE.
360
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,447
BLUE?
361
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,744
OH, MY GOD!
362
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,079
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?
363
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,538
YES, I DO.
364
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,540
YOU'RE PREGNANT?
365
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,708
I KNOW.
366
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,128
DOES WARREN KNOW?
367
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:34,841
HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS
IT'S MY PROBLEM
AND MINE ONLY.
368
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,301
OH, THAT LITTLE PUKE.
369
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:46,019
OH, THAT SORRY PUKE.
370
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,627
NOW. PACEY, NOW!
371
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,336
YEOW!
372
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,505
HIT IT!
GO, GO, GO!
373
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:47,223
HA HA HA.
WHOA! YEAH!
374
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:48,933
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
375
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,434
GET THAT JERK.
376
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,187
WHOO!
377
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,814
YEAH!
378
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,774
HA, HA!
379
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,406
...STAY RIGHT HERE, HEH.
380
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,331
ALL RIGHT, D-MAN,
381
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,542
YOU GOT YOUR COMPANION
PICKED OUT
FOR THE EVENING YET?
382
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,920
WHAT? ALREADY?
383
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,255
NO, DUDE.
I'M SHOOTING POOL.
384
00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,757
YOU GOTTA STAY ON TOP
OF THESE THINGS.
385
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,260
I'LL BET PACEY AIN'T
LETTIN' POOL GET
IN THE WAY OF BUSINESS.
386
00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:26,053
UH-UH.
TAKE YOUR PICK.
387
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,345
THE BLONDE AT THE BAR,
388
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:30,683
TANK TOP IN TAN
UP AT THE JUKEBOX,
389
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,519
OR THE LEATHER PANTS
BY THE FOOSBALL TABLE.
390
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,397
RACK 'EM.
391
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,650
YOU KNOW, THAT WAS
A BEAUTIFUL THING.
392
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,527
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYONE.
393
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,654
CAN I HAVE YOUR
ATTENTION, PLEASE?
394
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,282
I JUST WANT TO THANK
YOU ALL FOR HELPING ME
395
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,450
PREPARE FOR TONIGHT'S
COLLEGE FAIR,
396
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:51,954
AND I'LL SEE YOU ALL
BACK HERE IN A COUPLE
OF HOURS.
397
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:55,291
JOEY...
398
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,668
CAN I HAVE A WORD
WITH YOU, PLEASE?
399
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,003
SURE.
400
00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:11,015
JOEY, IN A SCHOOL THIS SIZE
IT'S DIFFICULT TO KEEP
ANY SECRETS.
401
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,933
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
402
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,477
GIRLS YOUR AGE
OFTEN MAKE MISTAKES.
403
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,522
YEAH, WELL, BOYS HAVE
BEEN KNOWN TO MAKE A FEW
MISTAKES THEMSELVES.
404
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:22,526
TRUE. BUT THE PRICE
THEY PAY SEEMS TO BE
SO MUCH LESS.
405
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,862
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
GOING THROUGH SOME
TOUGH TIMES AHEAD,
406
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,530
AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE PREPARED.
407
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,157
EXCUSE ME?
408
00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:31,160
THE FAMILY LIVING COURSE
HERE OFFERS SOME
VALUABLE PREPARATION.
409
00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:33,787
WAIT. ISN'T THAT
THE CLASS WHERE THEY
MAKE YOU CARRY AROUND
410
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,455
A SACK OF FLOUR
AND PRETEND IT'S A BABY?
411
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:36,874
THAT'S ONLY PART OF IT.
412
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:40,294
I KNOW THE TASK YOU FACE
SEEMS MANAGEABLE NOW,
413
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,630
BUT CHILD REARING
IS FILLED WITH TRIALS
AND TRIBULATIONS.
414
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,758
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME GET BACK TO YOU
ON THAT ONE.
415
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:24,755
DID YOU NOTICE HOW
PACEY HAD HIS EYE
ON 3 GIRLS?
416
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,673
THE MAN KNOWS IT'S
ALL ABOUT NUMBERS.
417
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,674
NUMBERS?
418
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,051
ODDS.
DON'T WASTE TIME.
419
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,345
YOU'LL KNOW
WITHIN 15 SECONDS
420
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,930
WHETHER A WOMAN WANTS
TO SEE YOU NAKED.
421
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,057
IF THE ANSWER IS NO,
YOU BAIL.
422
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:37,435
WHO CARES? YOU KNOW,
THERE'S PLENTY MORE
WHERE THEY CAME FROM.
423
00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:39,645
BUT THAT'S WHY
YOU ASK 10.
424
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,563
WHATEVER YOU GOT TO DO
TO SEAL THE DEAL,
425
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,566
AND PULL THE TRIGGER.
POW!
426
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,193
HELLO.
427
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:50,072
WELL, WISH ME LUCK,
BOYS, 'CAUSE
HERE I GO.
428
00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,912
SO, WHO'S IT
GONNA BE, BUDDY?
429
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:59,873
TIME'S A-WASTING.
WE DON'T GOT
ALL NIGHT.
430
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,668
HI, WHAT'S UP?
431
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:05,754
FOUND HER.
432
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:17,099
HI. MY NAME--
MY NAME IS DAWSON.
433
00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:22,646
OH, YOU'RE DAWSON.
WOW, YEAH, ALL RIGHT!
GOOD TO KNOW.
434
00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:31,113
HEY, THERE.
I'M THE DRUMMER
FOR PEARL JAM. YOU?
435
00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:32,698
YOU'RE DUMBER
THAN WHO?
436
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:40,831
LOOK, I--I JUST WANT
TO LET YOU KNOW THAT
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND
437
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,540
THE ABSURDITY
OF THIS MOMENT.
438
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:47,296
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF
SENDING OVER A DRINK
OR SAYING SOMETHING CLEVER
439
00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:49,340
AND WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
440
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,800
YOU KNOW, I FIGURED
DIRECTNESS WOULD BE
THE BEST APPROACH.
441
00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:53,886
I.E., MY NAME IS DAWSON.
442
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:56,263
NOT THAT MY NAME
IN IT OF ITSELF
SHOULD IMPRESS YOU,
443
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,766
BUT KIND OF IN THE HOPES
THAT YOU MIGHT IN RESPONSE
TELL ME YOUR NAME.
444
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,436
DID IT OCCUR TO YOU
THAT MAYBE I'M JUST
NOT INTERESTED?
445
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:09,276
OH, NO, ACTUALLY,
UM, BUT BLIND OPTIMISM
IS ONE OF MY FAULTS.
446
00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:11,153
ONE OF YOUR FAULTS?
DO YOU HAVE MANY?
447
00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:14,781
LET'S SEE, THERE'S, UM,
448
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,201
MY RECKLESS DISREGARD
FOR DANGER,
449
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:19,370
MY TIRESOME ROMANTICISM,
450
00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,372
AND THEN
THERE'S THE WAY
I KEEP ON TALKING
451
00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:23,957
LONG AFTER THE PERSON
I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS
HAS LOST ALL INTEREST.
452
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,001
MY NAME IS NINA.
AND IF YOU ASK ME
453
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,669
WHERE PINTA AND
SANTA MARIA ARE,
454
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,338
I'LL BE
SO OUT OF HERE.
455
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,928
FIND SOMEONE SPECIAL?
456
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,097
I DID. SHE DIDN'T.
457
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,977
DAMN!
CHECK OUT DAWSON.
458
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,563
THAT GIRL'S FINE.
459
00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:49,483
THERE'S LOT OF WOMEN
IN THIS PLACE. WHY ME?
460
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,026
DID YOU NOTICE
MY INNER LIGHT
461
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:53,404
OR WAS IT SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE BASE?
462
00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:55,655
UM, ACTUALLY,
IT WAS YOUR SHIRT.
463
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,824
REALLY, THIS THING?
464
00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,744
AND NOT EVEN
ANY CLEAVAGE.
465
00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:03,414
SO WHAT ARE YOU, DAWSON,
SOME SORT OF FILM BUFF?
466
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,715
UH, COME ON IN.
467
00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:23,392
HEY. HOW'S
MY FAVORITE
MOTHER-TO-BE?
468
00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:24,893
ACTUALLY, NOT SO GOOD.
469
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,979
LOOK, I--I JUST CAME
OVER HERE TO TELL YOU
470
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,355
THAT WE SHOULD
CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF.
471
00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,482
WH-WHY?
472
00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,024
BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH.
473
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,026
I DON'T LIKE
TO BE IN THE MIDDLE
OF EVERYTHING.
474
00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,404
MRS. TINGLE WANTS ME
TO SIGN UP FOR THAT
MOMMY AND ME CLASS.
475
00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:37,864
YEAH, AND SHERMAN WILLIAMS,
THAT ADVENTIST KID,
476
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:39,450
HE OFFERED
TO MARRY ME TODAY.
477
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,952
IT'S NOTHING
COMPARED TO WHAT
THEY'RE DOING TO WARREN.
478
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,997
OH, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT
479
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:48,041
THAT GUY DESERVES
EVERYTHING THAT'S
COMING TO HIM.
480
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:51,587
MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.
481
00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:55,048
JOEY--JOEY, THAT GUY
TREATED YOU WITH
NO RESPECT, ALL RIGHT?
482
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,716
THAT HURTS. I KNOW.
483
00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:02,806
OH, SO THAT'S
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
484
00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,766
WHAT--WHAT
DO YOU MEAN?
485
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,352
YOU DON'T CARE
ABOUT ME.
486
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,812
YOU'RE JUST LOOKING
FOR SOME CONVENIENT
REVENGE SCENARIO
487
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,772
TO DUMP ALL YOUR
RESIDUAL MALE ANGER.
488
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,441
IS THAT WHAT DAWSON
WAS FOR YOU?
489
00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:13,900
JUST SOME PATSY
TO TAKE THE FALL
490
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,528
FOR ALL THE GUYS
WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG?
491
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:17,112
YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T, JOEY. ALL RIGHT?
492
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,781
DON'T--DON'T TURN THIS
INTO A DAWSON THING.
493
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,618
THE REAL QUESTION IS
WHY DID I LISTEN
TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE?
494
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:25,329
DAWSON WAS PROBABLY
THE FIRST DECENT GUY
YOU EVER GONE OUT WITH,
495
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,622
AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
496
00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:28,666
YOU DROVE HIM RIGHT INTO
THE ARMS OF A PROSTITUTE.
497
00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:30,042
JOEY, YOU TOOK THAT ONE
WAY TOO FAR.
498
00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,960
YOU WANT TO KNOW
THE TRUTH?
499
00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:34,588
YOU WANT--'CAUSE THE
TRUTH IS EVER SINCE
DAWSON AND I BROKE UP,
500
00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:35,713
YOU HAVE BEEN
SCARED TO DEATH.
501
00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:37,424
OH, PLEASE.
502
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,759
YOU'RE SCARED
BECAUSE NOW THERE'S
NO MORE EXCUSES.
503
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,679
THERE'S NO ONE ELSE
TO BLAME.
504
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,973
AND NOW WHEN DAWSON
TREATS YOU LIKE GOOD OL'
UNDERSTANDING JOEY,
505
00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,600
JUST ONE
OF THE GUYS JOEY,
506
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,852
I'M NOT GOING TO BE
AROUND FOR YOU TO HATE.
507
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,062
AND THAT IS HOW
HE'LL TREAT YOU, JOEY.
508
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:07,120
SCORCESE, KUBRICK.
THOSE ARE DIRECTORS.
509
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:08,914
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE A SPIELBERG FAN.
510
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:10,457
THE GUY MAKES
SLICK FAIRY TALES.
511
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:12,543
MOVIES BY NATURE
ARE ESCAPIST.
512
00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,253
IF YOU WANT REALITY,
LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.
513
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,422
UH, COME ON,
HE'S A SCHLOCKMEISTER.
514
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,756
WHOSE MOVIES HAVE DONE
A BILLION DOLLARS
OF BOX OFFICE.
515
00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:23,970
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EQUATING
MAINSTREAM POPULARITY
WITH ARTISTIC MERIT.
516
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:27,765
BY THAT LOGIC, WE SHOULD
BE STUDYING ACE VENTURA
IN FILM SCHOOL.
517
00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:30,143
YOU'RE IN
FILM SCHOOL?
518
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,563
HEY, DAWSON, THEY GOT,
UH, THAT CHOCOLATE MILK
YOU ORDERED
519
00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:34,147
UP AT THE BAR THERE.
520
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:37,859
AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME,
BEAUTIFUL?
521
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,030
NINA.
522
00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:45,117
YOU CAN CALL ME
COLUMBUS.
523
00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:50,456
YOU KNOW WHAT, DAWSON,
THIS PLACE IS GETTING
REALLY CROWDED.
524
00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:51,957
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GET OUT OF HERE?
525
00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:53,917
YEAH. LET'S.
526
00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:57,755
HEY!
527
00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,722
SO, THANK YOU BACK THERE.
528
00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:10,601
BILLY, I MEAN, HE CAN BE
SORT OF A JERK SOMETIMES.
529
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,771
THINKS HE'S, YOU KNOW.
IT'S COLDER OUT HERE
THAN IT WAS BEFORE.
530
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,648
I THINK A LITTLE
BIT CHILLY.
531
00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:16,982
HE'S FROM NEW YORK,
BILLY IS.
532
00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:19,443
SO HE'S THE ONE
WHO BROUGHT ME HERE.
533
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,445
FILM SCHOOL, HUH?
534
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:24,156
DAWSON, ARE WE DOING
SOMETHING YOU DON'T
WANT TO DO?
535
00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,240
NO.
536
00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:26,325
'CAUSE
YOU'VE LAUNCHED
537
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:27,451
INTO A PRETTY
CONVINCING
538
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:28,952
RAIN MAN
IMPRESSION.
539
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:30,870
LOOK, ALL
WE'RE DOING IS
WALKING TO MY CAR.
540
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,958
AND AFTER THAT?
541
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,628
WELL, AFTER THAT,
I'M DRIVING HOME.
542
00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:40,088
NOTICE THE FIRST
PERSON SINGULAR.
543
00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:43,133
I'M NOT
IN THE HABIT OF BEING
THE SEXUAL FACILITATOR
544
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,677
FOR MEN WITH
SOMETHING TO PROVE.
545
00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,428
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
546
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:49,139
COME ON,
I SAW YOUR FRIENDS
OVER YOUR SHOULDER.
547
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,016
THEY DID EVERYTHING
BUT HOLD UP SCORECARDS.
548
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,646
MAYBE--MAYBE IT IS
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
549
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,775
I JUST GOT DUMPED.
550
00:30:59,817 --> 00:31:03,654
AHH, THE EVENING
SNAPS INTO FOCUS.
551
00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:06,906
AND I LET THEM CONVINCE
ME THAT THE BEST WAY
TO GET OVER HER...
552
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,450
WAS TO NAIL A STRANGER?
553
00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:11,370
YEAH, I GUESS, BUT--
554
00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,539
IT'S NOT EXACTLY
HEALTHY, YOU KNOW.
555
00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:15,582
I'M SORRY, BUT--BUT
IT DID QUIT BEING
ABOUT THAT.
556
00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:17,459
FOR NEARLY
AN HOUR IN THERE,
TALKING TO YOU.
557
00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:19,169
I FORGOT
ALL ABOUT IT.
ALL ABOUT HER.
558
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:24,007
AND, HA, HA,
FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN 3 DAYS,
559
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:26,385
I ACTUALLY
DON'T FEEL SO BAD.
560
00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:35,185
SO, UM, WOULD IT IMPRESS
YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU DIDN'T,
UM, REAPPEAR TILL MORNING?
561
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,439
I THINK THEY'D
ERECT A STATUE.
562
00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:44,944
OK, TELL YOU WHAT.
COME OVER.
563
00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:47,072
WE'LL FALL ASLEEP
WATCHING TV.
564
00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,532
I MEAN, YOU'RE
A SPIELBERG FAN.
565
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:50,200
IT'S NOT LIKE I'D BE
IN ANY DANGER, RIGHT?
566
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:55,414
HURRY UP. COME ON.
BEFORE I START LISTENING
567
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:57,875
TO THAT LITTLE VOICE
IN MY HEAD TELLING ME
I SHOULD CARD YOU.
568
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:02,003
THE GIRL THAT I
TOLD YOU ABOUT...
569
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:05,131
I STILL SORT OF WANT
HER BACK AND I...
570
00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:07,259
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE
I'M JUST BEING
REALLY CRAZY HERE,
571
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,968
BUT I...
572
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,847
I JUST DON'T THINK
IT WOULD BE RIGHT.
573
00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:15,100
WOW! CAN'T DECIDE
IF I'M OFFENDED
574
00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:18,937
OR IF YOU'VE JUST RESTORED
MY FAITH IN THE MALE SEX.
575
00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,078
CALL ME IF SHE DOESN'T
COME TO HER SENSES.
576
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,629
BYE.
577
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:47,048
WELCOME TO CAPESIDE'S ANNUAL
COLLEGE FAIR THIS EVENING.
578
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,760
PLEASE BE SURE TO CHECK OUT
OUR INTERNATIONAL BOOTH.
579
00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:51,177
THAT'S BOOTH 3.
580
00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:58,560
IMAGINING WHAT SHE'LL
LOOK LIKE WITH A BOWLING
BALL IN HER UTERUS?
581
00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:00,938
DON'T BOTHER.
582
00:33:00,978 --> 00:33:02,689
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I THOUGHT
THAT SHE WAS--
583
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,441
NOT A CHANCE.
584
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,110
THAT GIRL'S COMIC RELIEF.
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
585
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:09,863
WARREN GARY WAS CALLED
INTO THE NURSE'S OFFICE
THIS AFTERNOON
586
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,406
FOR A LECTURE
ON CONTRACEPTION.
587
00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:13,158
WELL, GOOD.
HE COULD USE--
588
00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:14,451
YOU DON'T GET IT.
589
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:17,036
WARREN IS THE LAST PERSON
WHO NEEDS THAT LECTURE.
590
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:20,248
WHAT YOU HEARD WAS
A LIE MADE UP BY
A PATHETIC SOPHOMORE
591
00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:22,459
TRYING TO LAND
A POPULAR BOYFRIEND.
592
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,170
BESIDES, WARREN COULDN'T
FERTILIZE A GARDEN.
593
00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:27,881
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
594
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,007
I HAD A CHAT WITH
MY FRIEND ELISE TODAY.
595
00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:31,259
SHE USED TO DATE WARREN.
596
00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:33,470
SHE DATED HIM FOR 6 MONTHS.
597
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:36,306
SHE USED TO BAKE HIM
SPIRIT COOKIES
BEFORE EVERY GAME.
598
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,684
SHE BOUGHT A $400 DRESS
FOR A DANCE HE FAILED
TO SHOW UP FOR.
599
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,811
OK, YOUR POINT IS?
600
00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,604
ACCORDING TO ELISE,
601
00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:46,232
WARREN HAD ONE OTHER
SIGNIFICANT FAILURE
AS A BOYFRIEND.
602
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:49,235
LET'S JUST SAY HE HAD
A SOFT SPOT FOR THE LADIES
603
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,321
IN A VERY UNFORTUNATE
LOCATION.
604
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,148
HEY, MAN.
605
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:29,234
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING BACK HERE?
606
00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:32,445
GOD! YOU COULDN'T
PULL THE TRIGGER.
607
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:33,780
GUESS NOT, BILLY.
608
00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:35,741
MAN, YOU PRACTICALLY
HAD HER BEGGING FOR IT.
609
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:37,743
LISTEN, A LITTLE
PIECE OF ADVICE--
610
00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:40,746
FOR FUTURE REFERENCE,
GETTING LAID,
611
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,873
IT COMES DOWN TO
A SIMPLE BEATLES/
STONES QUESTION.
612
00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:43,999
WHAT?
613
00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:45,417
DO YOU WANT
TO HOLD HER HAND
614
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,502
OR DO YOU
WANT TO SPEND
THE NIGHT TOGETHER?
615
00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:49,504
SOME WOMEN MIGHT
SAY THEY'RE LOOKING
FOR A BEATLE,
616
00:34:49,546 --> 00:34:51,256
TRUST ME,
THEY'RE LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING
617
00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:53,299
A LITTLE MORE...
TANGIBLE.
618
00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:55,301
ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
I'LL KEEP THAT
IN MIND, BILLY.
619
00:34:57,930 --> 00:35:00,515
HEY, KNOW WHAT,
GUYS? MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
620
00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:03,894
IT'S FUNNY, UH,
WATCHING YOU
WITH THIS GIRL.
621
00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:05,896
IT SORT OF
MAKES SENSE WHY YOU
BLEW IT WITH JEN.
622
00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:07,606
I DON'T GET YOU!
623
00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:10,191
YOU CAME TO TOWN
TO BREAK JEN AND ME UP.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
624
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,652
ARE YOU POUTING NOW
BECAUSE THINGS DIDN'T GO
ACCORDING TO PLAN?
625
00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,153
WHAT?
626
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:15,280
YOU THINK
I DON'T KNOW WHY
627
00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:17,282
YOU WANTED ME
TO GET LUCKY TONIGHT?
628
00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:19,158
SO YOU COULD GO
WHISPER IN JEN'S EAR,
629
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,535
CONVINCE HER
THAT ALL MEN ARE DOGS,
630
00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:22,287
THEN ASSUME THAT
SHE'D SEEK YOUR COMFORT.
631
00:35:22,328 --> 00:35:25,582
FOR ALL THAT WISDOM,
YOU SURE BIT HARD.
632
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,209
HARD ENOUGH TO KNOW
THAT IT'S NOT MY STYLE,
MAN, IT'S YOURS.
633
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:31,379
AND FRANKLY,
YOUR STYLE'S PATHETIC.
634
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:33,214
IF YOU REALLY HAD JEN'S
BEST INTERESTS AT HEART,
635
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,841
YOU WOULD STAY AWAY
FROM HER.
636
00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:37,469
DO YOU KNOW THOSE
ARE THE EXACT SAME
WORDS HER DAD USED
637
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,638
WHEN HE TOLD ME
HE'D SEND HER AWAY?
638
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,808
DO YOU THINK IT'S
FUNNY YOU SOUND LIKE
HER DAD? I DO.
639
00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:45,351
IT'S BETTER THAN SOUNDING
LIKE HER LOSER EX-BOYFRIEND.
640
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,187
WELL, I'M
SORRY YOU FEEL
THAT WAY, DAWSON.
641
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,649
AND, UH, SINCE
YOU 2 COOL GUYS
642
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,901
PROBABLY WOULDN'T
WANT A LOSER LIKE ME
HANGING AROUND,
643
00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:54,778
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
644
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,822
HAVE A FUN TRIP
HOME, BOYS.
645
00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,869
YOU THINK YOU COULD
HAVE MAYBE WAITED TILL
WE WERE BACK IN CAPESIDE
646
00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:05,038
TO THROW OUT THAT
LAST ZINGER, DAWSON?
647
00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:12,838
HEY, LOVERBOY.
648
00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,172
SPARE A MINUTE?
649
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,593
YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN
A REALLY LONG DAY.
650
00:36:18,635 --> 00:36:20,595
OH, MY HEART BLEEDS.
651
00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:25,183
LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
TOO THRILLED WITH ME,
652
00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:29,021
BUT HERE'S AN IDEA.
653
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:32,024
ONE WAY TO GET RID
OF A LIE IS TO
MAKE IT THE TRUTH.
654
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,608
SO MAYBE YOU AND ME--
655
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:35,568
YOU KNOW, I'M AFRAID
I'D BE GETTING
WORKED UP
656
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:38,279
FOR SOMETHING THAT
I HEAR IS QUITE
THE ANTI-CLIMAX, SO.
657
00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:41,199
WHAT?
658
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:44,202
YOUR REVIEWS ARE IN,
WARREN.
659
00:36:44,243 --> 00:36:47,205
AND FRANKLY,
YOU'VE BEEN PANNED.
660
00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:49,875
SO WHAT IS THIS,
SOME KIND OF
SOPHOMORE THREAT?
661
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:52,585
NO. JUST A REMINDER.
662
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,838
THAT IF ONE PERSON
SAYS SOMETHING,
IT'S A RUMOR.
663
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,758
BUT 2 PEOPLE. MMM.
IT'S GOSPEL.
664
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:03,304
BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY
NOT PLANNING ON DATING
ANYONE EVER AGAIN, SO.
665
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,223
ALL RIGHT,
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
666
00:37:05,264 --> 00:37:06,808
COMPLETE AND
UTTER DENIAL.
667
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:10,687
FINE! JUST
SO YOU KNOW...
668
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:14,440
THE REASON I PICKED YOU UP
THIS MORNING WAS BECAUSE--
669
00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:18,319
I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE NICE.
670
00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:22,240
YOU KNOW, JUST--
671
00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:25,702
SATURDAY NIGHT I HAVE PLANS,
BUT THEY'RE BREAKABLE.
672
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,329
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
673
00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:33,210
IN PUBLIC...OFFICIAL...
674
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:35,545
GROPING-OPTIONAL DATE.
675
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,631
YEAH.
676
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:43,011
SURE, UM, YEAH,
JUST, UH, PICK ME UP
AFTER MY LOBOTOMY.
677
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:55,398
SO, YOU WANTED
TO GET OUT OF CAPESIDE
TO GET JEN OFF YOUR MIND.
678
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,817
DID IT WORK?
679
00:37:57,859 --> 00:38:00,319
NO.
680
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:02,488
MAYBE FOR AWHILE.
681
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,204
ALL RIGHT, AM I GOING
TO HAVE TO WAIT ALL NIGHT,
682
00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:11,873
OR YOU GONNA TELL ME
WHAT HAPPENED OUTSIDE
THE CLUB WITH THAT WOMAN?
683
00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,253
NOTHING HAPPENED.
I JUST WALKED HER
TO HER CAR.
684
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:19,589
THAT'S IT. NOTHING
HAPPENED AT ALL.
685
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,967
RIGHT. ABSOLUTELY.
SO YOU'RE JUST
WEARING THAT LIPSTICK
686
00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:23,969
AS A FASHION STATEMENT,
RIGHT?
687
00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:29,599
HA HA HA HA!
688
00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:41,236
HEY.
689
00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:50,536
LOOK, I'M--I'M
HAVING AN ICE CREAM
ANTI-SOCIAL HERE.
690
00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:51,830
YOU WANT TO JOIN ME?
691
00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:57,252
YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
692
00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:06,552
THE WARREN GARY
INFORMATION PROVED
USEFUL. THANKS.
693
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:11,348
OH, RUMOR HAS IT THAT
HIS PUBLIC RETRACTION IS
ALREADY MAKING THE ROUNDS.
694
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:15,645
WELL, IT IS NEWS AND
THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL.
695
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,814
MMM, COOKIE DOUGH.
696
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,191
YEAH.
697
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:28,908
SO--SO WHAT
DO YOU THINK, JOEY?
698
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:32,078
IS THERE ANY WAY
WE CAN KEEP DAWSON
FROM COMING BETWEEN US?
699
00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,583
YEAH, SURE, I MEAN--
700
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:42,755
HE'S--HE'S ONLY IN LOVE
WITH ONE OF US, SO.
701
00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:43,923
YOU'RE RIGHT.
702
00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:55,101
MUST BE, OH, A LOT EASIER
THAN JUST BEING THE OBJECT
OF HIS INFATUATION, HUH?
703
00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:05,528
ALTHOUGH, I DOUBT
THAT AFTER TODAY
704
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,489
EITHER OF US WILL BE
VYING FOR HIS AFFECTIONS.
705
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,160
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
706
00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:18,791
I MEAN, JUST
PICTURING DAWSON SO...
MALE, IT'S JUST--
707
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,710
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S MADE
ME NAUSEOUS ALL DAY.
708
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,805
YOU THINK HE'S ALREADY--
709
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:04,754
SO, DID YOU GET EVERYTHING
YOU WENT THERE FOR?
710
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:07,966
I WAS A NON-STOP
SEX MACHINE, JOEY.
711
00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:10,135
YOU KNOW ME.
712
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:12,095
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
713
00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:14,180
AH. I BOFFED CAPESIDE'S
STARTING FULLBACK
714
00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:15,265
AND GOT KNOCKED UP,
YOU KNOW.
715
00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:18,268
OH, THAT'S NICE.
716
00:41:21,313 --> 00:41:24,690
SO WAS IT ALL GOOD
CLEAN FUN, DAWSON?
717
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,651
UM, NOT EXACTLY.
718
00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,741
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
719
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:39,164
I WILL. OH, JOEY,
THERE'S SO MUCH THAT
I WANT TO TELL YOU,
720
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:42,125
BUT I AM SO TIRED
RIGHT NOW. I HAVEN'T
SLEPT IN 24 HOURS.
721
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:45,586
PLUS...
722
00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:48,298
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN WAIT.
723
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:50,008
IT'S OK.
724
00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:51,843
OK. HEY!
725
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,513
FOR AWHILE TONIGHT,
726
00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:59,142
NOTHING REMINDED ME
OF JEN.
727
00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:00,977
IT WAS LIKE
LOOKING AT THE WORLD
WITHOUT BLINDERS ON.
728
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,502
YEAH.
729
00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:28,713
I CAN WAIT.
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