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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,430 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:15,724 I DON'T GET THIS MOVIE. 3 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,477 WE'VE BEEN WATCHING IT FOR 1 1/2 HOURS. I'D KINDA LIKE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. 4 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,855 WHEN MOVIES GET TOO UNREALISTIC, IT DEPRESSES ME. 5 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,940 I GOT A HEADACHE. I CAN'T WATCH. 6 00:00:22,982 --> 00:00:25,567 UNREALISTIC? DAWSON, YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE IS E.T. 7 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:27,110 SO? 8 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,029 A FAT-FINGERED ALIEN WHO EATS REESE'S PIECES 9 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,489 AND FLIES AROUND ON A BICYCLE? 10 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:34,117 BUT THE EMOTION'S REALISTIC. AND THIS MOVIE--COME ON! 11 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,705 A GIRL HAS TO DECIDE BETWEEN 2 GUYS, SO THEY DRAG-RACE? 12 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:40,290 SHE AGREES TO GO OUT WITH WHOEVER HAS THE FASTEST CAR? 13 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,041 I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, DAWSON, 14 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:44,127 BUT A FAST CAR CAN BE A REAL TURN ON. 15 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:45,963 WHY DON'T THEY JUST ARM-WRESTLE? 16 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,548 WHOEVER HAS THE BIGGEST BICEP WINS? 17 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:49,299 WELL, THAT WOULD WORK. GIVE ME THE REMOTE. 18 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:50,676 NO. 19 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,553 GIVE IT TO ME! I DON'T WANT TO WATCH IT! 20 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,930 YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT. STOP IT! GIVE IT TO ME! 21 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:57,224 GIVE IT TO ME. DON'T! WAIT-- WAIT A MINUTE! 22 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:59,977 YOU ARE SUCH A BRA-- 23 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,733 YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS--THIS MOVIE REALLY THREATENS YOU, DOESN'T IT? 24 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,150 THIS MOVIE? YEAH. 25 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,194 OK. ENLIGHTEN ME. 26 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:13,448 BECAUSE GUYS ARE ATTRACTED TO GIRLS FOR TOTALLY SUPERFICIAL REASONS. 27 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:16,535 YES, THEY ARE. THEY LIKE GIRLS FROM NEW YORK 28 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,495 WITH BLOND HAIR AND POUTY LIPS 29 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:20,288 AND BONY ARMS AND BIG BOOBS. 30 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,375 BUT IT GOES BOTH WAYS, DAWSON. 31 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,459 IT GOES BOTH WAYS. 32 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,045 JEN DOES NOT HAVE... 33 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,256 BONY ARMS. 34 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:31,174 YOU CAN'T STAND THE IDEA 35 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:32,927 THAT IF A GIRL IS CHOOSING BETWEEN 2 GUYS, 36 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:35,178 SHE MIGHT NOT CHOOSE THE ROMANTIC DOOFUS 37 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:37,723 WHO WOOS HER WITH FLOWERS AND CHEESY POEMS, YOU KNOW? 38 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,808 SHE JUST MIGHT CHOOSE THE GUY WHO HAS THE FASTER CAR 39 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:43,395 OR THE BIGGER BICEP OR... THE BIGGER JOY STICK. 40 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,521 BIGGER JOY STICK? 41 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:45,522 YES. 42 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:47,399 OK, JOEY, FIRST OF ALL, 43 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,568 GIRLS ARE ATTRACTED TO ROMANCE MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 44 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,946 YEAH. KEEP HOPE ALIVE THERE. 45 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:54,031 SECOND OF ALL, I DON'T COMPETE WITH OTHER GUYS. 46 00:01:54,073 --> 00:01:55,991 LIKE PACEY AND ME. YOU DON'T SEE US RUNNING AROUND 47 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,077 ARM-WRESTLING EACH OTHER OVER SOME GIRL. 48 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,955 WELL, AS I SAID... YOU DON'T LIKE TO LOSE. 49 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:02,497 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 50 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,332 WELL, PACEY HAS BIGGER BICEPS. 51 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,584 HE DOES NOT! 52 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,377 ARE YOU SURE? 53 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,212 'CAUSE I THOUGHT HE DID. 54 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,425 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 55 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:17,763 IF GIRLS ARE SO ATTRACTED TO THE ROMANTIC GUYS, 56 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,389 THEN... 57 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,934 WHY WON'T JEN HAVE SEX WITH YOU? 58 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:24,103 JEN WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. SHE JUST-- 59 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,272 SHE JUST...HASN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT. 60 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,027 LET'S WATCH THE MOVIE, JOEY. 61 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,784 THOUGHT IT WAS GIVING YOU A HEADACHE. 62 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,161 THE SHOGUNS IN THE TOKUGAWA ERA SEPARATED CHURCH FROM STATE, 63 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:05,453 AND THE OKU WAS WHERE-- 64 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,706 SORRY I'M LATE, MR. DOUGLAS. MY CAR BROKE D-- 65 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:08,874 SORRY. 66 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,126 OH... I'M SO SORRY. 67 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:16,506 ANYWAY, THE OKU IS WHERE THE SHOGUN KEPT HIS HAREM. 68 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,633 IT HOUSED 600 WOMEN, ALL IN SERVICE TO ONE MAN. 69 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:19,634 WHAT? AND-- 70 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,220 WHOA. 600? 71 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,848 ANYWAY, SINCE THE EMPEROR WAS IN KYOTO, 72 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,850 THAT MEANT-- I HAVE A QUESTION. 73 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,685 DID YOU SAY THAT 600 CHICKS 74 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,687 WERE ALL IN SERVICE TO JUST ONE DUDE? 75 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:33,190 WELL, I DIDN'T SAY "CHICKS," BUT YES. 76 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:35,609 DOES THIS MEAN SEXUAL SERVICE? 77 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:38,153 SHH! SHH! GRANT. 78 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:40,072 YES. EACH NIGHT, THE SHOGUN CHOSE 79 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,116 FROM ONE OF HUNDREDS OF CONCUBINES. 80 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,534 NO WAY! THAT'S INTENSE! OH, MY GOD! 81 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:47,537 ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, SINCE THE EMPEROR WAS IN KYOTO-- 82 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:49,372 HELLO. OVER HERE. 83 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,625 I'LL TAKE QUESTIONS AFTER THE PRESENTATION, GRANT. 84 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,710 RIGHT. NOW, DID THESE CONCUBINES, 85 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:56,379 DID THEY HAVE TO DOINK THE SHOGUN, 86 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,840 OR COULD THEY SAY, LIKE, "NO DICE"? 87 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,842 IT WAS A GREAT PRIVILEGE TO BE CHOSEN BY THE SHOGUN. 88 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,844 SO THE SHOGUN WAS KINDA LIKE 89 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:06,098 THE SCHOOL STUD. EVERY CHICK WANTED A PIECE OF HIM, RIGHT? 90 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,183 THEY DIDN'T WANT A "PIECE" OF HIM. 91 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,977 SOUNDS LIKE THEY DID TO ME. 92 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,229 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LOW IQ. 93 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:13,814 OOH! 94 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,201 THEY USED TO CALL HIM "OOMPA LOOMPA." 95 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:27,661 OOMPA LOOM-- WHAT'S THAT? 96 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,537 FROM WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY? 97 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,748 LITTLE GREEN MIDGETS USED TO STIR THE CHOCOLATE? 98 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,500 HA HA HA. NO WAY! HEY, GUYS. 99 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:34,751 HEY. HI! 100 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,128 SO WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 101 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,838 UH...JUST NOTHIN'. 102 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,173 NADA. NEIN. 103 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:41,508 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 104 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:44,511 NO, IT'S--IT'S NOTHING, DAWSON. FORGET ABOUT IT. 105 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:49,308 HEY, DAWSON, GET PUMPED. IT'S YOUR FAVORITE TIME OF DAY--GYM TIME! 106 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:51,601 I THINK WE'RE PLAYING B-BALL TODAY. REMEMBER THAT ONE? 107 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,854 IT'S THE ONE THAT'S GOT THAT HOOP UP IN THE AIR. RIGHT? 108 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,856 YEAH. I KNOW HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL, PACEY. 109 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,691 OH, I KNOW YOU DO, SPORT. 110 00:05:57,732 --> 00:06:00,902 JUST DON'T KICK THE BALL, AND DON'T HIT IT WITH A BASEBALL BAT. 111 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,445 YOU DRIBBLE... LIKE THIS. 112 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:05,490 OK, FUNNY GUY. YEAH. OK. I'LL SEE YOU LATER AT THE GYM. 113 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,908 ROGER, DODGER. 114 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,329 SEE YOU LATER, JEN. 115 00:06:10,369 --> 00:06:11,663 BYE, PACEY. 116 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,666 OH! I HAVE HEALTH WITH MR. PICKERING NOW... 117 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,459 JUST ANOTHER PERSON IN CAPESIDE 118 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,837 WHO HAS SOME INEXPLICABLE GRUDGE AGAINST ME. 119 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,714 YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE TODAY. 120 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,342 WELL, THANK YOU. 121 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,552 SO WHAT WERE YOU GUYS LAUGHIN' AT? 122 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,386 IT WAS NOTHING, DAWSON, REALLY. 123 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:29,097 I--I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS. 124 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,389 OK. 125 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:33,310 WHOO. I'M REALLY GLAD IT'S FRIDAY. 126 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:35,645 SCHOOL'S MAKING ME SO STIR-CRAZY. 127 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,647 LET'S DO SOMETHING WILD THIS WEEKEND, 128 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:41,109 LIKE RIVER-RAFTING OR JUMP OUT OF A PLANE NAKED. 129 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:43,486 WE'LL HAVE FUN. 130 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:44,487 OK. 131 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:45,947 OK. MMM. 132 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,324 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 133 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:48,242 ALL RIGHT. 134 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,374 THE CHEERLEADERS ARE DOING SPLITS IN THE GYMNASIUM. 135 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:58,126 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY BALL WITH A DISTRACTION LIKE THAT? 136 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,128 PACEY, WHAT WERE YOU AND JEN LAUGHING ABOUT BEFORE? 137 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,089 DUDE, YOU'RE FIXATED. MOVE ON. 138 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,591 OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU WON'T TELL ME, YOU WERE TALKING TRASH ABOUT ME. 139 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,843 HEY. I DON'T TALK TRASH. I RECYCLE IT. 140 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:10,972 WHATEVER. JEN ALREADY TOLD ME YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ME. 141 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,307 NO, SHE DIDN'T. 142 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:14,601 SHE DID? 143 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:15,602 YEAH. 144 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:17,520 WELL...I GUESS THAT'S COOL. 145 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,773 I MEAN, OOMPA LOOMPA IS NOT THE WORST NICKNAME. 146 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,025 YOU TOLD HER PEOPLE CALLED ME OOMPA LOOMPA? 147 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,736 IT'S NOT SUCH A BIG DEAL. SOMEONE'S BOUND TO TELL HER SOONER OR LATER. 148 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,864 HEY. SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE. SHE REALLY DID. 149 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:31,285 HEY. DAWSON. YOU'RE NOT A LITTLE OOMPA LOOMPA ANYMORE. 150 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,995 YOU'RE A BIG, BAD, MANLY OOMPA LOOMPA. 151 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,582 ALL RIGHT. PEACE, BROTHER. 152 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,583 WHOA. 153 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,834 TOUGH GUY. 154 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:45,382 LAST NIGHT, YOUR ASSIGNMENT WAS TO READ AN ARTICLE ON EUTHANASIA. 155 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,926 WHO WOULD LIKE TO COMMENT ON THE ARTICLE? 156 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:50,387 DANIEL! 157 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:58,395 UH...THE DOCTORS ARE SUPPOSED TO HEAL, NOT--NOT TO KILL? 158 00:07:58,437 --> 00:07:59,896 YES. 159 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,522 BESIDES BEING IMMORAL, 160 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,025 HELPING A PATIENT TAKE HIS OR HER OWN LIFE 161 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:06,653 IS COMPLETELY AT ODDS WITH THE PRESCRIBED ROLE OF A PHYSICIAN. 162 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,071 I DISAGREE. 163 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,781 MISS LINDLEY. 164 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:13,076 I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY RUN CLASSROOMS IN NEW YORK CITY, 165 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:17,289 BUT HERE AT CAPESIDE, YOU RAISE YOUR HAND UNTIL CALLED UPON. 166 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:21,209 I'M SORRY. I--I JUST THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A DISCUSSION. 167 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,253 YOU DISAGREE? 168 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:24,587 YEAH, I DO. 169 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,923 IF A DOCTOR CAN HELP SOMEONE TO DIE WITH DIGNITY, 170 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:30,218 I THINK IT'S CRAZY THAT AS A SOCIETY WE WOULD PUT THAT DOCTOR IN JAIL. 171 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,471 DIE WITH DIGNITY? 172 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:36,224 ISN'T THAT JUST A EUPHEMISM FOR MURDER AND SUICIDE? 173 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,310 NO. IF SOMEONE HAS A TERMINAL ILLNESS, 174 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,145 IF--IF THEY'RE IN TERRIBLE PAIN, 175 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,356 IF IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME, 176 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:46,360 I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK THERE COMES A POINT WHEN LIFE IS NO LONGER WORTH LIVING? 177 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:47,944 LIFE IS GOD'S MOST PRECIOUS GIFT, 178 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:50,447 AND IT IS HIS DECISION WHEN WE SHOULD GO. 179 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,449 OH, PLEASE. THAT'S ENOUGH. 180 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,284 FOR SOMEONE LYING ON HIS DEATHBED, 181 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:55,785 LIFE IS NOT A GIFT, LIFE'S A BITCH! 182 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,418 I'M SORRY. I'M-- I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY 183 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,504 THAT FOR SOMEONE-- THIS IS NOT TIMES SQUARE, 184 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,422 MISS LINDLEY. 185 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,841 WE DON'T USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE HERE. 186 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,512 YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF SATURDAY DETENTION. 187 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,598 ANYBODY ELSE? 188 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,270 FISH STICKS. 189 00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:26,525 THREE HAMBOS. 190 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,109 HEY, LUMBERJACK, THERE'S A LINE, 191 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,944 AND IT STARTS BACK THERE. 192 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,322 LOOK WHO IT IS. YOU KNOW, I DUG YOUR REPORT, JOEY. 193 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:34,324 I GOT A LOT OUT OF IT. 194 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:35,742 IT WAS VERY... STIMULATING. 195 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:37,744 YEAH, WELL, YOU WERE A GREAT HELP. 196 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:39,954 I ESPECIALLY LIKED IT WHEN YOU CALLED ME STUPID. 197 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,166 I LOVE IT WHEN CHICKS TEASE ME. IT...TURNS ME ON. 198 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,626 YOU KNOW, GRANT, THIS MAY COME AS A SHOCK TO YOU, 199 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,546 BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE JUICED UP ON STEROIDS, 200 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,548 IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BARGE IN LINE. 201 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,550 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING, AND IT'S RUDE. 202 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,801 YOU'RE KIDDING! DID I BUTT IN FRONT OF YOU? 203 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,178 YEAH, YOU DID. 204 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,138 OH, GUYS! FELLAS, 205 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,140 WE JUST BUTT IN LINE. 206 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,767 GOD, I FEEL TERRIBLE, BUT... 207 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,185 YOU UNDERSTAND, DON'T YOU? 208 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,978 IT'S...IT'S KINDA LIKE YOUR REPORT. 209 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,022 EXCUSE ME? 210 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,816 WE'RE LIKE THE SHOGUNS, AND THIS SCHOOL, 211 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,193 IT'S LIKE OUR CASTLE. 212 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,986 WHATEVER WE WANT, WE GET. 213 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,530 OH, REALLY? 214 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,782 YOU CAN EITHER BE MY SERVANT... 215 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,119 OR MY CONCUBINE. 216 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,870 SO WHAT'LL IT BE? 217 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,122 OHH! 218 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,543 OOH! 219 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:28,086 NEITHER. 220 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,464 OHHH. OHHH. 221 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:35,260 GRANT GOT IT. 222 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:40,432 ALL RIGHT! TAKE IT OUT! 223 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,724 HIT THE SHOWERS, MEN, LET'S GO! 224 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:42,892 GOOD GAME. 225 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,061 HEY, DAWSON, LET'S PLAY A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE. 226 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,605 WHY? 227 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,315 'CAUSE I'M ON A ROLL WITH THE LADIES HERE. 228 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,234 YOU DON'T GET ANY PLAY WHEN YOU'RE SITTIN' ON THE BENCH. 229 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:55,113 THANKS FOR THE SEX TIPS, CASANOVA. I'M HUNGRY. I WANT TO EAT LUNCH. 230 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,491 IT'S ONLY GONNA BE FOR A COUPLE POINTS. I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH. 231 00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:00,452 WELL, LET'S NOT GET CRAZY. I'LL BUY YOU A FRUIT CUP, ALL RIGHT? 232 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,454 ALL RIGHT. OK, OK, I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH, HUH? 233 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,164 YOU GO FIRST. 234 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,377 WHOOP! 235 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,132 DAWSON, WAKE UP. HUH? HUH? COME ON. 236 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,467 RIGHT...LEFT... 237 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,178 HOOH! 238 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,015 HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES! 239 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,309 THE CROWD GOES WILD! AHH! 240 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,935 THIS KID'S OUT FOR IT. 241 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,021 YOU KNOW, DAWSON, I'M REALLY KICKIN' YOUR ASS. 242 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:31,232 IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS THE CHEERLEADERS, GO SHOOT FREE THROWS. I'M OUTTA HERE. 243 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,943 HEY, YOU CAN'T LEAVE, MAN, I NEED YOU. YOU MAKE ME LOOK GOOD. 244 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,070 HOW DO I DO THAT? 245 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,698 YOU SUCK WORSE THAN I DO. 246 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,451 YEAH. IT WAS A JOKE, MAN, 247 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:44,204 I'M KIDDING. YOU CAN STILL BEAT ME. MIRACLES HAPPEN ALL THE TIME. 248 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,581 COME ON, TOSS SOME BALLS, OOMPA LOOMPA. 249 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,208 WHAT'D YOU CALL ME? 250 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,418 I SAID CHECK IT, OOMPA LOOMPA. GOD. 251 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,212 HEY, LADIES. I REALLY LOVE WHAT YOU DID WITH THAT LAST CHEER-- 252 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:56,841 WHAT THE HELL?! 253 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:57,925 OH, SHOOT! 254 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,844 WHAT HAPPENED? 255 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,472 ARE YOU HURT? 256 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,224 YOU ALL RIGHT? 257 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,226 GIVE HIM SOME ROOM. PACEY. 258 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,353 OH, YOU POOR THING. 259 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,812 WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, DAWSON?! 260 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,609 YOU COOL OFF TOMORROW IN ALL-DAY DETENTION. 261 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,455 IT'S ENTIRELY UNJUSTIFIED. 262 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,666 NEITHER ONE OF US DESERVES TO BE HERE. 263 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,544 WELL, I DON'T, BUT I KINDA THINK YOU DO. 264 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,462 YOU THINK I DESERVE TO BE HERE? 265 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,465 DAWSON, YOU HIT PACEY IN THE FACE WITH A BASKETBALL. 266 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,966 YOU BROKE HIS NOSE. 267 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,218 I DIDN'T BREAK HIS NOSE. 268 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,136 PACEY'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. 269 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:45,098 EVER SINCE HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY, HE'S BEEN COPPIN' THIS ATTITUDE. 270 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:48,809 COME ON. I THOUGHT YOU HAD MORE CONTROL OVER YOUR ANIMAL INSTINCTS. 271 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,896 I WISH. UH... SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE THEY CONTROL ME. 272 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,898 LIKE WHENEVER I'M WITH YOU. 273 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,446 COME ON. BETTER GO. DON'T WANT TO BE LATE. 274 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,788 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 275 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,542 OH, MY GOD, PACEY. LOOK AT YOU. 276 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,421 HOW'S YOUR NOSE? 277 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,631 IT'S BROKEN, THANKS. 278 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,966 OH, MY GOD. THAT MUST HURT. 279 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,217 OH, HEY! 280 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,344 OH! OH! SORRY. SORRY. 281 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:26,306 OOH, THAT REALLY SUCKS. 282 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,015 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 283 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,935 SO, WHAT ARE YOU IN DETENTION FOR? 284 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,520 IT'S A LONG, LONG STORY. 285 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,938 WE'VE GOT 8 HOURS. 286 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,190 OH, THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN, 287 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,777 THE 3 OF US, SITTIN' AROUND DOIN' NOTHIN'. 288 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,695 IT'S JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER SATURDAY. 289 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,530 IT'S JUST SO PUNITIVE! 290 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,115 THAT'S WHAT DETENTION IS. 291 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,492 OH, MY GOD. 292 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,577 THAT SOUNDS LIKE ABBY MORGAN. 293 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,162 WELL, WHO'S ABBY MORGAN? 294 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,872 YOU'VE NEVER MET ABBY MORGAN? 295 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,667 THE GIRL IS FROM HELL... LITERALLY. 296 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,335 ...APT TO MAKE ME MORE REBELLIOUS. 297 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,337 YOU'RE TURNING ME INTO A JUVENILE DELINQUENT. 298 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,589 IT'S ABOUT SCHOOL POLICY, ABBY. 299 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:03,259 BUT I COULD BE OUTSIDE DOING GOOD THINGS FOR THE CAPESIDE COMMUNITY, 300 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,762 LIKE HELPING INVALIDS OR PICKING UP LITTER, 301 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,097 INSTEAD OF WASTING THE DAY HERE-- 302 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,184 OH, GREAT. 303 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,811 IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME. 304 00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:15,188 SIT DOWN, ABBY, AND THINK WHY YOU'RE HERE 305 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,190 IN SATURDAYDETENTION IN THE FIRST PLACE. 306 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,692 BUT I COULD BE DOING THAT AT HOME. 307 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,735 YOU COULD PUT ME UNDER HOUSE ARREST. 308 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,987 I COULD JUST SIT IN MY HOUSE ALL DAY LONG 309 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,699 AND THINK, THINK, THINK ABOUT WHAT A BAD PERSON I AM. 310 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,075 ABBY, SHUT UP. 311 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,496 HELLO, EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO SATURDAY DETENTION. 312 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,998 DETENTION IS NOT ABOUT FUN AND GAMES. 313 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,959 DETENTION IS ABOUT PENANCE. 314 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,753 SIT DOWN, ABBY! 315 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:42,632 YOU'RE ALL REQUIRED TO STAY HERE IN THE LIBRARY TILL 5:00. 316 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,217 YOU SHOULD BE ASKING YOURSELF THE QUESTION, 317 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,721 "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO GET DETENTION IN THE FIRST PLACE, 318 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:51,098 AND WHAT CAN I DO TO IMPROVE MY BEHAVIOR?" 319 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,392 SOMEBODY'S MISSING. 320 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,101 IT'S ME. I'M HERE. 321 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,269 JOEY? 322 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,646 HEY, EVERYBODY. 323 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,648 WHAT IS THIS, SOME SORT OF SURPRISE PARTY? 324 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,567 OH, YEAH. SURPRISE. BREAK OUT THE PIÑATA. 325 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,570 SIT DOWN. YOU'RE LATE. AS YOU KNOW, 326 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,196 I'M THE SCHOOL LIBRARIAN. 327 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,366 I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT WORK TO DO IN THE AUDIO-VISUAL ROOM. 328 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:12,537 IF FOR ANY REASON I HAVE TO COME OUT HERE AND DISCIPLINE YOU, 329 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,497 YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY 330 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,666 SHELVING BOOKS AND SORTING LIBRARY CARDS. 331 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:20,837 SO. ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE PROGRAM? 332 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,798 YOU'RE GOING TO BE SPENDING THE REST OF THE DAY TOGETHER, 333 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,050 SO GET USED TO IT. AFTER 8 HOURS, 334 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,844 YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE FAMILY. 335 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,263 EIGHT HOURS? WE'RE GONNA MURDER EACH OTHER. 336 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,639 WELL, JUST DON'T GET 337 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,100 ANY BLOOD ON THE BOOKS. 338 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,643 AND I MEAN THAT. 339 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,776 ANYBODY WANT SOME GUM? 340 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:43,902 YEAH, ACTUALLY. 341 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,069 YEAH. 342 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,530 YEAH, RIGHT. OH, MY GOD, PACEY, 343 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,657 WHAT'D YOU DO TO YOUR BEAK, 344 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,326 GET INTO A CAR ACCIDENT WHILE PICKING YOUR NOSE? 345 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,079 NO, ACTUALLY. THIS CHUMP RIGHT OVER HERE, 346 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,915 HE THREW A BASKETBALL AT MY FACE. 347 00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,499 WELL, YOU SHOULD BE THANKING HIM. 348 00:15:58,541 --> 00:15:59,834 CAN'T LOOK ANY WORSE THAN IT DID BEFORE. 349 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,713 IS THAT WHY YOU'RE IN HERE, DAWSON? 350 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,298 ATTEMPTED MANSLAUGHTER? 351 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,303 HOW ABOUT YOU, PACEY? GET IN TROUBLE 352 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,013 FOR DAMAGING SCHOOL EQUIPMENT WITH YOUR FACE? 353 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,432 HE'S NOT TELLING. 354 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,768 OOH. MUST BE EMBARRASSING. 355 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,520 WHAT DID YOU DO, PACEY? MAKE UP ANOTHER COCKAMAMIE STORY 356 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,230 ABOUT SLEEPING WITH A TEACHER? 357 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,902 NO. AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 358 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:29,196 OOH. SECRETS DRIVE ME CRAZY. COME ON, PACEY. 359 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,408 IF YOU TELL US, I'LL GIVE YOU A PIECE OF GUM. 360 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,034 OH, YOU'RE SO COOL. 361 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,287 WELL, KEEP YOUR BORING LITTLE SECRET. 362 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,500 HOW ABOUT YOU, JEN? WHAT WAS YOUR CRIME? 363 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,502 I SAID "BITCH" IN CLASS. 364 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,128 IT'S JUST MR. PICKERING. 365 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,506 HE'S GOT THIS TOTAL SMALL-TOWN MENTALITY. 366 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,800 SO MANY PEOPLE HERE DO. 367 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:52,136 I'M SORRY, JEN. IT MUST BE SO HARD FOR YOU, PUTTING UP WITH US SIMPLETONS. 368 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,429 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 369 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,598 MUST BE A REAL BITCH FOR YOU. 370 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:59,352 RRRR. CAT FIGHT. LADIES, IN YOUR CORNERS. 371 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,355 HOW ABOUT YOU, JOEY? WHY ARE YOU IN HERE? 372 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,815 NOT THAT I'M SURPRISED. 373 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,150 I MEAN, INCARCERATION DOES SEEM TO RUN IN YOUR FAMILY. 374 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,528 GO TO HELL. I THINK YOU'RE THE BITCH, ABBY. 375 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,404 OK, MISS BIG APPLE. 376 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,157 IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THESE BACKWATER BLACK SHEEPS, 377 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,660 DON'T LET ME STOP YOU. 378 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,880 I SLUGGED GRANT BODEAN. 379 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,799 YOU SLUGGED GRANT BODEAN? 380 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,301 NO. IS THAT WHY HE LEFT SCHOOL EARLY? 381 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,678 YEAH. 382 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,263 OH, MY GOD. THAT IS MORONIC, EVEN FOR YOU. 383 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,432 I MEAN, GRANT BODEAN IS, LIKE, THE KING OF THE SCHOOL 384 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,351 AND A TOTAL FOX. 385 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,521 WHY DID THEY PUT ME IN HERE WITH ALL YOU VIOLENT OFFENDERS? 386 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,105 WHAT'D YOU DO, ABBY? YEAH. 387 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,858 DON'T GO THERE, DAWSON. 388 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,986 OH, COME ON, ABBY. WE TOLD YOU. YEAH. 389 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,571 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BLOW YOUR MINDS. 390 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,948 ABBY, WE CAN HANDLE THIS ONE, ALL RIGHT? 391 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,867 I DON'T THINK YOU CAN, PINOCCHIO. 392 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,953 OH, REALLY. HIT ME WITH IT. 393 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,414 OK. 394 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,541 YOU EVER BEEN TO THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM? 395 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,376 YEAH. 396 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,421 YOU EVER HEARD OF A LITTLE DRUG CALLED ECSTASY? 397 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,925 YOU EVER HEARD OF AN ORGY? 398 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,054 THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL YOU. 399 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,431 SUFFICE TO SAY THAT SOME PEOPLE IN THIS SCHOOL 400 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:21,225 AREN'T AFRAID TO EXPERIENCE A LITTLE EROTIC PLEASURE. 401 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,519 BUT...I DON'T KISS AND TELL. 402 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,063 THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. 403 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,397 SORRY. 404 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,234 UH-HUH. 405 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,235 YEAH. 406 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,323 THIS IS SO BREAKFAST CLUB. 407 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,533 BREAKFAST CLUB? 408 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,035 THE JOHN HUGHES MOVIE 409 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,870 WHERE THE 5 KIDS ARE STUCK IN DETENTION ALL DAY? 410 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,580 YEAH. AT FIRST THEY HATE EACH OTHER, 411 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,331 THEN BECOME REALLY, REALLY GOOD FRIENDS. 412 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,042 OH, YEAH. THAT MOVIE STUNK. 413 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,919 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THOSE ACTORS? 414 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,755 ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL GOT SOME KIND OF WEIRD THYROID CONDITION, 415 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,840 MOLLY RINGWALD LOST HER GAWKY INGENUE APPEAL, 416 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,592 AND THE REST ARE LANGUISHING 417 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,510 SOMEWHERE IN TV OBSCURITY. 418 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,680 NO WAY! EMILIO ESTEVEZ, HE WAS IN THOSE DUCK MOVIES, REMEMBER? 419 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,349 GOD, THOSE WERE CLASSICS. 420 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,434 SO FUNNY. 421 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,269 HA HA HA. 422 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,773 WHAT? 423 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,236 YOU KNOW, MY BEST FRIEND BACK IN NEW YORK, 424 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,906 HER OLDER SISTER USED TO BABY-SIT FOR ALLY SHEEDY. 425 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,741 OH. YOU MEAN YOU KNOW SOMEBODY 426 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,119 WHO KNOWS SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS ALLY SHEEDY? 427 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:24,246 YEAH, JEN. YOU'RE JUST SO GLAMOROUS. 428 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,833 OH, WELL, WE CAN'T ALL BE LIKE YOU, ABBY, 429 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,709 HAVING YOUR LITTLE ECSTASY GANG-BANGS 430 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,544 ON THE FLOOR OF THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM. 431 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,464 MRS. TRINGLE? 432 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,966 MRS. TRINGLE. 433 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,010 OH, COME ON. 434 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,055 MRS. TRINGLE?! 435 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,100 MRS. TRINGLE? 436 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,852 WHAT IS IT? 437 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:49,355 I DO HAVE A BLADDER, YOU KNOW, AND IT'S ABOUT TO BURST. 438 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,816 COULD I PLEASE BE EXCUSED TO GO USE THE BATHROOM? 439 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,659 I'M SURPRISED SHE'S NOT FOLLOWING US INTO THE STALLS. 440 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,594 I MAY BE REACHING, 441 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,346 BUT I THINK THE 4 OF YOU 442 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:26,100 HAVE SOME WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION DEAL GOING ON. 443 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,518 AM I RIGHT? 444 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,156 I'M SO BORED. 445 00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:41,407 REALLY? 446 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,492 WELL, WHERE'S YOUR ECSTASY, ABBY? 447 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,745 YOU AND I CAN JUST GO ON DOWN TO THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM AND, YOU KNOW-- 448 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,705 I DON'T HAVE ANY LEFT, AND IF I DID, 449 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,833 I WOULDN'T WASTE IT ON RUDOLPH, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER. 450 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:54,087 YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET RUDOLPH JOIN IN ANY OF YOUR PERVERTED REINDEER GAMES? 451 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,089 HEY, NOW, THERE'S AN IDEA. 452 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,799 GAMES. WE SHOULD ALL PLAY A GAME. 453 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:01,719 REALLY? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY? PIN THE TAIL ON THE HO-BAG? HUH? 454 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,137 NO. 455 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,598 WE SHOULD PLAY TRUTH OR DARE. 456 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,558 OH, GOD. OHHH. 457 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,936 PLEASE? I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND. 458 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,607 OK. I'LL GO FIRST. 459 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,817 DAWSON, YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL, 460 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,819 AND I'LL SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH. 461 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,238 FORGET ABOUT IT, ABBY. 462 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,822 COME ON, DAWSON, ISN'T THERE ANYTHING 463 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,574 YOU'VE EVER WANTED TO ASK ME? 464 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,035 YEAH. ARE YOU REALLY AN ALIEN, AND WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM? 465 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,621 NO. AND EARTH. OK, MY TURN. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE-- 466 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,831 NO. THAT WAS YOUR QUESTION. THAT WAS A JOKE. 467 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,834 LOOK, THERE ARE RULES TO THIS GAME, AND YOUR TURN IS OVER. 468 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,461 NOW IT'S MY TURN, AND I WANT TO ASK... 469 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,630 PACEY. 470 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:38,965 TRUTH OR DARE, PACEY? 471 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,843 ALL RIGHT, ABBY. JUST REMEMBER. 472 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,804 IT'S MY TURN NEXT. 473 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,847 OH, I'M SO SCARED. 474 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:49,600 TRUTH OR DARE, PACEY? 475 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,394 DARE, TRUTH, I DON'T CARE. 476 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,855 FINE. TRUTH. PACEY, 477 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,398 WHY ARE YOU IN DETENTION? 478 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,282 WELL, IT'S, UH... 479 00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:05,866 IT'S JUST-- UH, YOU SEE-- 480 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,868 WELL, YOU-- I WANT A-- I WANT A DARE. 481 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,495 OH, COME ON, PACEY, JUST TELL US. 482 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,205 HEY. I WANT A DARE. 483 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,665 YOU ARE SUCH A WUSS. 484 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,541 FINE. 485 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,336 I DARE YOU... 486 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:19,463 TO KISS... 487 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:20,631 ON THE LIPS... 488 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,383 FOR 10 SECONDS... 489 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,468 JEN! 490 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,469 W-WHAT? 491 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,720 UM... 492 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,014 UH-HUH. 493 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,726 WE'RE WAITING. 494 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:35,813 THIS IS STUPID. 495 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,439 NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY THIS GAME, ABBY. 496 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,900 I--I DO...AND, PACEY, YOU SAID DARE. 497 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,610 YOU BETTER DO AS SHE SAYS. 498 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,364 FINE. FINE. WHAT DO I CARE? 499 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,057 HAHHH... 500 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,646 OK. JOEY... 501 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:20,024 MISS YOU-BETTER-DO- AS-SHE-SAYS, 502 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,859 WHAT'LL IT BE, TRUTH OR DARE? 503 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,111 NO. YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA-- AH, TA TA HA! 504 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,487 TRUTH OR DARE? 505 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,657 TRUTH. 506 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,912 OK. WHO DO YOU LIKE? 507 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,538 WHO DO I LIKE? 508 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,165 YEAH. SIMPLE QUESTION. 509 00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:39,168 WHO ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH? THE TRUTH. 510 00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:44,965 DID I SAY TRUTH? I--I MEANT DARE. 511 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,633 OH! YOU GUYS ARE SUCH WIMPS. 512 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,011 CAN'T ANY OF YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH? 513 00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:51,847 LOOK, I'LL DO ANYTHING. I'LL GO CLIMB THROUGH THE VENTILATION SHAFTS. 514 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:53,557 OR I'LL GO FLASH MRS. TRINGLE. 515 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,684 OK. PERFECT. THEN IN KEEPING WITH OUR KISSING THEME, 516 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:59,980 JOEY, I DARE YOU TO KISS ON THE LIPS FOR 15 SECONDS... 517 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,857 DAWSON LEERY. 518 00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:03,567 NO WAY. NO. 519 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,153 PACEY, GROW UP. NO. YOU HAVE TO DO IT, JOEY. 520 00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:08,906 YOU DID SAY YOU'D DO ANYTHING. 521 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:12,743 FINE. DAWSON, COME HERE. 522 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,579 COME ON. 523 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,926 I'LL KEEP THE TIME. 524 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,002 13... 525 00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:04,378 14... 526 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,046 15. 527 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,298 OK. 528 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,387 SO. ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? 529 00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:23,647 IT'S YOUR TURN, JOEY. 530 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,441 EARTH TO DIMWIT. 531 00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:26,524 COME IN, DIMWIT. 532 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:28,361 OK. 533 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:29,778 JEN... 534 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:32,156 TRUTH OR DARE? 535 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,242 TRUTH. 536 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:36,994 OK. 537 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,620 OUT OF ALL THE GUYS AT CAPESIDE, 538 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,498 IS DAWSON THE ONE YOU'RE MOST ATTRACTED TO? 539 00:25:40,538 --> 00:25:42,582 DO I LIKE DAWSON THE MOST? YEAH, OF COURSE. 540 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:44,210 NO, I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU LIKED HIM THE BEST. 541 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,712 I ASKED YOU IF HE'S THE ONE THAT YOU'RE MOST ATTRACTED TO. 542 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:49,715 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ATTRACTED TO? 543 00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:51,509 SHE MEANS ATTRACTED, LIKE PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED. 544 00:25:51,549 --> 00:25:53,052 YEAH. IS HE THE GUY YOU'RE HOTTEST FOR? 545 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,887 WHEN YOU LOOK AT DAWSON, DO YOU WANT TO JUST JUMP HIS BONES? 546 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,930 OR IS IT THAT YOU LIKE HIS PERSONALITY BEST? 547 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,598 BUT IN TERMS OF LUST, YOU'D RATHER BOINK SOMEBODY ELSE-- 548 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,017 I DON'T KNOW, SOMEONE LIKE PACEY? 549 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,894 NO! I LIKE DAWSON. 550 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,561 YEAH, BUT DO YOU LUST FOR HIM? 551 00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,356 IT'S A STUPID QUESTION. 552 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:06,899 WHY IS IT A STUPID QUESTION? 553 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,359 I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH THIS QUESTION. 554 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:10,403 IT'S A STUPID QUESTION BECAUSE... 555 00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:14,781 IT'S--IT'S A STUPID QUESTION BECAUSE--BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS YES, ALL RIGHT? 556 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,783 OBVIOUSLY, THE ANSWER IS YES. 557 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,660 I LUST FOR DAWSON, OK? I'M HOT FOR DAWSON. 558 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:19,745 ARE YOU HAPPY, JOEY? 559 00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:22,206 MAYBE IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME-- 560 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,416 AH, FORGET ABOUT IT. 561 00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:24,458 WHAT? 562 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,043 JUST TELL ME. I CAN HANDLE IT. WHAT? 563 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,836 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME? 564 00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:30,047 MAYBE IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME DWELLING ON ME AND DAWSON, 565 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,715 YOU MIGHT HAVE A BOYFRIEND OF YOUR OWN. 566 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,051 OH, AND WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE HEAVEN ON EARTH? 567 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,053 TO CALL ONE OF THESE PIGS AT CAPESIDE MY BOYFRIEND, 568 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,679 TO BE SOME PERKY LITTLE CHEERLEADER 569 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,639 WHO GETS PUMPED AND DUMPED BY THE SCHOOL JOCK. YEAH. 570 00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:41,517 HAVE SEX WITH GRANT BODEAN ON THE FLOOR OF THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM. 571 00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:42,809 WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE GREAT? 572 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:43,977 SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE LESBIAN. 573 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,354 YEAH, I WISH I WAS A LESBIAN. 574 00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:47,106 AND I'M NOT DWELLING ON YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH DAWSON, 575 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:49,233 SO JUST GET OVER YOURSELF. 576 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,282 OK, I DARE ALL OF US. 577 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:57,366 AHEM. 578 00:26:57,408 --> 00:26:58,992 TO DO WHAT? 579 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:01,537 TO FOLLOW ME. IT'S TIME FOR A JAIL BREAK. 580 00:27:04,582 --> 00:27:07,460 YOU REALLY DO HAVE A TWISTED LITTLE IMAGINATION, SAMI. 581 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:09,378 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S TWISTED, KATE. 582 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:13,132 YOU KNEW THAT UNCLE BO WOULD BE PROTECTIVE OF BILLIE 583 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:17,136 AND THAT IT WOULD CAUSE PROBLEMS BETWEEN HIM AND HOPE. 584 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:18,929 YOU KNOW THE PROBLEM HERE. 585 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:22,308 YOU'RE MISTAKING ME FOR SOMEONE AS DEVIOUS AS YOU. 586 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:24,268 HOW IS THIS FOR DEVIOUS? 587 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:26,312 WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO GET CAUGHT. 588 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,938 NO, WE'RE NOT. 589 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:30,190 MRS. TRINGLE IS IN THERE WATCHING DAYS OF OUR LIVES, 590 00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:32,943 WHICH MEANS SHE'S PROBABLY TAPED A WHOLE WEEK'S WORTH OF SHOWS, 591 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:36,071 WHICH MEANS SHE'S GOT ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF LEFT TO GO, 592 00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:37,948 WHICH MEANS WE SHOULD HAVE AN HOUR OF FREEDOM. 593 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:40,576 WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE DOING OUT HERE ANYWAY? 594 00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:42,953 I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE THAT WE PLAY A NEW GAME. 595 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,331 THIS ONE'S A FRIENDLY, FUN-FOR-THE-WHOLE-FAMILY ADVENTURE. 596 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,748 IT'S CALLED GUESS MY BUTT. 597 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:47,874 GUESS MY BUTT? 598 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:48,917 OOH. HA HA. 599 00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:52,588 NOW THAT FELT GOOD. 600 00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:56,592 OK, PACEY, IT'S TIME TO PULL UP YOUR PANTS NOW. 601 00:27:56,634 --> 00:28:00,095 ALL RIGHT. AND NOW WE PLAY... GUESS MY BUTT. 602 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:02,598 THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. 603 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,601 NO. IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, THERE'S SUBTLE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN ALL OF THEM. 604 00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:08,979 OH. WELL, THIS ONE'S SO PERKY AND PETITE. IT'S GOT TO BE MINE. 605 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,231 HA HA. AND THIS ONE HAS GOT TO BE PACEY'S. 606 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:12,232 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 607 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:13,817 I CAN JUST TELL. 608 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,194 DUH. 'CAUSE SHE'S CHECKED IT OUT. 609 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:16,862 DON'T MAKE ME ILL. 610 00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:19,490 OH, PLEASE. SHE CAN'T HELP HERSELF. I MEAN, COME ON, 611 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:20,698 MY BUTT, REALLY, IT'S LIKE A MAGNET. 612 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:23,076 CHICKS CAN'T KEEP THEIR EYES OFF IT. 613 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:24,870 STOP. YOU'RE PATHETIC. 614 00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:26,497 HEY, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. 615 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,415 OF YOU? YEAH, TALK ABOUT DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR. 616 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,543 DAWSON, THIS IS SO BLATANT. 617 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:32,378 THAT'S WHY YOU THREW THE BASKETBALL AT MY NOSE. 618 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:34,921 AND IT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SUCH A LITTLE PUKE LATELY. 619 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,216 ME? I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A PUKE? 620 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,258 DAWSON, DON'T GET INTO THIS. 621 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,385 HEY, YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME 622 00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:41,887 BECAUSE I'M A BETTER ATHLETE, 623 00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:43,430 YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE I GOT A BETTER SEX LIFE-- 624 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,182 YEAH, PACEY, YOU'RE A REAL DON JUAN. 625 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:48,394 AT LEAST MY NICKNAME WAS NEVER OOMPA LOOMPA, ALL RIGHT. 626 00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:52,565 THE SAD REALITY, PACEY, 627 00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:54,066 IS THAT YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT ANYTHING. 628 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,693 YOU ARE A TOTAL FAILURE, 629 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,194 AND, NEED I MENTION, THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE SCHOOL. 630 00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:58,445 YOU GUYS, CHILL OUT. 631 00:28:58,487 --> 00:28:59,697 CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? 632 00:28:59,737 --> 00:29:02,366 I NEVER KNEW WHAT IT DID TO A MAN'S EGO 633 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:03,492 TO LOSE A BASKETBALL GAME. 634 00:29:03,534 --> 00:29:04,910 I DIDN'T LOSE THAT BASKETBALL GAME. 635 00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:06,078 YOU WANT A REMATCH? 636 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:08,372 I'LL PLAY YOU ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. 637 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:11,584 DAWSON, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 638 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,586 I'M NOT GONNA LET HIM GET HIS ROCKS OFF AT MY EXPENSE. 639 00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:15,754 THE GUY HAS SEX ONE TIME, HE THINKS HE'S WILT CHAMBERLAIN. 640 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:17,256 OH, SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT--SEX? 641 00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:19,592 NO. BUT IT IS A LITTLE BIT HUMILIATING. 642 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:21,343 I'M THE ONE WITH THE GIRLFRIEND. HE'S GIVING ME SEX ADVICE. 643 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:22,969 HEY, DAWSON, YOU CHICKENING OUT? 644 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,346 COME ON, DAWSON, THIS IS STUPID. 645 00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:26,764 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 646 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,188 HMM. THIS'LL BE INTERESTING. 647 00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,398 ALL RIGHT, OOMPA LOOMPA, 648 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,025 THIS IS YOUR MOMENT OF TRUTH. 649 00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:39,570 IF I WIN, YOU GOTTA TELL US WHY YOU'RE IN DETENTION. 650 00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:41,363 ME? LOSE THIS? 651 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:43,782 PLEASE. STAY OFF THE CRACK, PAL. 652 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:45,325 COME ON. BREAK. 653 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:46,619 YOUR SHOT. GO. COME ON. 654 00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:08,432 PACEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET IT IN THE NET. 655 00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:14,396 MY DOG PLAYS BASKETBALL BETTER THAN YOU TWO. 656 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,106 YEAH, THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS. 657 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:19,109 WHY DO GUYS ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE OVER EVERYTHING? 658 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:22,362 OH, YEAH. US SISTERS NEVER COMPETE OVER ANYTHING. 659 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,699 DAWSON, NICE AIR BALL. 660 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:35,584 SHOULDN'T YOU GO GET SOME POMPOMS AND CHEER YOUR MAN ON? 661 00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:39,713 OH, OK. JOEY, I GIVE UP. YOU WIN. 662 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,590 I KEEP TRYING TO GET YOU TO LIKE ME, 663 00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:44,593 BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO, IS THERE? 664 00:30:44,635 --> 00:30:45,969 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHATEVER. I LIKE YOU. 665 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,554 COME ON, JOEY, 666 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:48,972 I'M NOT A FOOL. 667 00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:51,350 ALL YOUR LITTLE CATTY COMMENTS ARE NOT LOST ON ME. 668 00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:53,602 WHAT DID I DO TO YOU? 669 00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:55,395 ALL I'VE EVER TRIED TO DO IS BE YOUR FRIEND. 670 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,981 Y'ALL CAN NEVER BE FRIENDS 671 00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:01,151 AS LONG AS YOU KEEP FIGHTING OVER THE SAME GUY. 672 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:04,404 JOEY, IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH DAWSON. 673 00:31:06,657 --> 00:31:08,575 YOU'RE WRONG. 674 00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:11,077 I SAW A KISS THAT COULD SET THE ATLANTIC OCEAN ON FIRE. 675 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:13,205 DON'T TELL ME I'M WRONG ABOUT THAT. 676 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:14,914 THAT KISS WAS INTENSE. 677 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:15,833 WHEW. 678 00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:21,921 LOOK, YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. 679 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:24,675 AHEM. I'M PARCHED. I'M GONNA GET SOME WATER. 680 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:34,976 LET'S GO. 681 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:36,228 HUH? 682 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:39,356 AM I TOO MUCH FOR YOU...HUH? 683 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:40,566 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 684 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:47,573 JOEY, I--I KNOW THAT THIS HAS GOTTA BE KIND OF-- 685 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:50,325 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, OK? 686 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:51,744 NOT WITH YOU. 687 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:52,994 I KNOW, 688 00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:57,583 BUT IT'S OK. I...I UNDERSTAND. I--I DO. 689 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,334 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS? 690 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:00,627 LIKE WHAT? 691 00:32:00,669 --> 00:32:01,754 SO NICE. 692 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:02,880 GOD. 693 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:07,676 IT WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF YOU WERE JUST-- 694 00:32:07,718 --> 00:32:09,969 JUST A TOTAL WENCH, THAT'S ALL. 695 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:10,970 GOD. 696 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,222 WELL, I'M SORRY. 697 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:14,140 I GUESS I COULD TRY AND BE MORE OF A WENCH. I... 698 00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:21,064 GUYS, WE GOTTA GET BACK TO THE LIBRARY RIGHT NOW! 699 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:24,693 NO WAY... 700 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:26,486 YES! 701 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:27,946 YOU CHEATED, MAN. IT WAS SO EASY. 702 00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:29,947 SERIOUSLY, IF WE DON'T GET OUR XEROXED BUTTS 703 00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:32,910 BACK TO THE LIBRARY IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES, WE'RE DOOMED! 704 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,536 HEY, LADIES! YO! YO, YO, LADIES. 705 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:36,455 THE LOCKER ROOM'S FASTER. COME ON. THIS WAY. 706 00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:06,151 AHH! MRS. TRINGLE. 707 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:07,569 HOW'S IT HANGING? 708 00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:15,327 IS THERE ANY REASON 709 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,704 I SHOULDN'T GIVE YOU ALL DETENTION NEXT SATURDAY? 710 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:20,081 YES. WE WERE STARVING. MRS. TRINGLE, 711 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:23,919 YOU CAN'T KEEP US LOCKED UP HERE IN THIS LIBRARY WITH NO FOOD. 712 00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:25,879 I MEAN, I AM A MEMBER OF AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL. 713 00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:29,549 SO YOU WENT TO THE GYM TO WHAT--EAT A BASKETBALL? 714 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:31,844 NO. WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WE WERE DOING. 715 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:34,095 WE WERE DELIRIOUS. 716 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,723 ABBY, IF I HEAR ONE MORE PEEP OUT OF YOU-- 717 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:37,933 MRS. TRI-- 718 00:33:37,975 --> 00:33:38,851 HMM? 719 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:42,938 THESE CARDS NEED SORTING. 720 00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:47,693 OH, MY-- 721 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,496 YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON 722 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,832 ARRANGING THE CARDS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER 723 00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:04,626 AND PUTTING THEM BACK INTO THAT DRAWER. 724 00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:08,171 IF EVEN ONE CARD IS OUT OF ORDER AT 5:00, 725 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:11,591 YOU WILL ALL SPEND NEXT SATURDAY WITH ME HERE IN DETENTION. 726 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:14,427 SO, ARE YOU HIP TO MY LINGO? 727 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,403 ABBY, ARE YOU GONNA HELP OR NOT? 728 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:32,821 OH, I CAN'T. 729 00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:34,447 I'M SORRY. 730 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,449 I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME. 731 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:48,420 HA HA. 732 00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:49,838 LAST ONE. 733 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,464 OH, THANK GOD. 734 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:53,884 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR MYSELF SAY THAT. 735 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,386 WELL... 736 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,263 HOW ARE THOSE CARDS COMING? 737 00:34:58,304 --> 00:34:59,765 OH, GOOD. 738 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,767 WE JUST FINISHED THEM, MRS. TRINGLE. 739 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,979 IT'S 4:30. 740 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:07,773 YOU SHOULD ALL BE ABLE TO GO HOME SOON. 741 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:10,149 MRS. TRINGLE... 742 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:12,778 OHH, YOU HAVE SUCH PRETTY EYES. 743 00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:15,030 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WEARING CONTACTS? 744 00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:16,406 ABBY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FLATTER ME. 745 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,408 YOU'VE SERVED YOUR TIME IN DETENTION. 746 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,411 HOPEFULLY, YOU'VE LEARNED SOMETHING. 747 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:25,791 EXCESSIVE TARDIES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AT CAPESIDE. 748 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:30,003 EXCESSIVE TARDIES? 749 00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:31,671 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ECSTASY, ABBY? 750 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:33,423 AND THE ORGY ON THE FLOOR OF THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM? 751 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:36,426 I KNEW THIS. I SAW THROUGH YOUR WHOLE SCHOOL SLUT ROUTINE. 752 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:37,594 YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR. 753 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,429 TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. 754 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,431 PLEASE, SPARE ME. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WHITE-BREAD, 755 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:42,808 COUNTRY-CLUB GOODY TWO-SHOES 756 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:44,893 WITH A BAD CASE OF POTTY MOUTH. 757 00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:47,062 OH, NO! PACEY'S ON TO ME. 758 00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:50,107 I CAN NEVER SHOW MY FACE IN PUBLIC AGAIN. 759 00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:52,067 BIG DEAL. 760 00:35:52,109 --> 00:35:55,612 I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE THE DAY MORE INTERESTING. 761 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,196 THE QUESTION IS... 762 00:35:57,238 --> 00:36:00,199 WHY ARE YOU IN DETENTION, PACEY? 763 00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,160 YEAH. THAT WAS THE DEAL, REMEMBER? 764 00:36:02,201 --> 00:36:03,829 IF YOU LOST THE GAME, YOU'D TELL US WHY YOU'RE IN DETENTION. 765 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:04,830 PFFFT! 766 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:05,914 THAT GAME WAS A SHAM. 767 00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:07,457 A DEAL'S A DEAL. 768 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:08,458 COME ON, PACEY... 769 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,501 YOU KNOW WHAT? 770 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:10,794 IT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 771 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,253 YEAH, FORGET IT, 'CAUSE... 772 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,797 YOU CAN'T EXPECT PACEY TO FESS UP TO ANYTHING. 773 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:17,050 I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF YOU COPPING THIS ATTITUDE WITH ME. 774 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:18,217 LOOK, I WANT TO TRUST YOU, PACEY. 775 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,261 YOU WANT TO TRUST ME? 776 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,848 WHAT, LIKE I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING? 777 00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,182 I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST YOU. 778 00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:25,725 YOU'D DO ANYTHING FOR SEX. 779 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:28,770 THAT SUCKS, DAWSON. 780 00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:30,229 IS THAT HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME? 781 00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:33,025 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK? YOU KISS MY GIRLFRIEND-- 782 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,776 IT WAS A DARE, DAWSON. THANK YOU. 783 00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:35,944 YOU GUYS WERE TOTALLY INTO IT. 784 00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:37,570 WELL, I WASN'T. 785 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:38,738 NO OFFENSE. NONE TAKEN. 786 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:39,865 THAT WHOLE OOMPA LOOMPA THING. 787 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,825 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DAWSON, 788 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:44,619 YOU'VE BLOWN THAT THING SO FAR OUT OF PROPORTION. 789 00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:47,039 MAYBE I HAVE, ALL RIGHT? BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T GET IT. 790 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,959 OOMPA LOOMPA. I HATE THOSE WORDS. 791 00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:54,295 EVERY INSECURITY I HAVE ABOUT MYSELF EXISTS INSIDE THOSE 2 WORDS. 792 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:58,050 WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE EXPOSING ME. 793 00:36:58,091 --> 00:36:59,801 FOR NOT BEING MR. VARSITY ATHLETE. 794 00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:01,427 FOR NOT BEING... 795 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,138 SEXUALLY EXPERIENCED. 796 00:37:06,975 --> 00:37:09,435 LOOK, I'M A VIRGIN, OK? 797 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:12,438 I'M NOT SOME BIG SEX STUD LIKE YOU. 798 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,068 BIG SEX STUD? 799 00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:18,987 PLEASE, TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING, DAWSON. 800 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,115 OK. 801 00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:24,910 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I'M IN HERE? 802 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:28,872 YOU ALL HAVE TO SWEAR 803 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:32,584 THAT THIS NEVER LEAVES THIS ROOM. 804 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:33,585 I SWEAR. 805 00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:34,961 CROSS MY HEART. 806 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:38,090 I SWEAR. 807 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:42,844 OK. 808 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:47,640 YESTERDAY... 809 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:53,980 AFTER YOU TOTALLY BUSTED UP MY NOSE WITH THAT BASKETBALL... 810 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:58,818 THE CHEERLEADERS WERE BEING REALLY...FRIENDLY TOWARDS ME 811 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,821 AND, UH, YOU KNOW, BANDAGING UP MY NOSE 812 00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:03,907 AND HUGGING ME AND STUFF AND... 813 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,411 I GOT A LITTLE EXCITED. 814 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:09,788 OH, NO. 815 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,915 IT GETS WORSE. 816 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:15,501 I, UH...HA HA... 817 00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:19,005 I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM TO RELIEVE THE TENSION, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... 818 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:20,339 OH, MY GOD. 819 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:21,633 YEAH. 820 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:24,094 AND, UH, THE COACH CAME IN 821 00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:26,972 AND WANTED TO CHECK UP ON MY NOSE... 822 00:38:30,349 --> 00:38:32,811 HE SAW A LOT MORE THAN YOUR NOSE, DIDN'T HE? 823 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:35,563 YEAH, WELL, NEEDLESS TO SAY, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 824 00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:38,399 THAT'S THE MOST EMBARRASSING STORY I'VE EVER HEARD. 825 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:39,985 THANKS. 826 00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:46,283 SO, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THROWING BASKETBALLS AT MY FACE NOW, DAWSON? 827 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:49,286 I THINK IT'S GLARINGLY OBVIOUS 828 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,164 THAT I'M NO DON JUAN ABOUT TO STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 829 00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:54,373 I MEAN, AT LEAST YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 830 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,501 I GOT NOTHING LEFT. 831 00:38:56,542 --> 00:38:57,836 YOU HAVE YOUR HAND. 832 00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:05,010 YOU'RE RIGHT. I WAS TAKING MY FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON YOU. I'M SORRY. 833 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:08,387 I GUESS I'M JUST LOOKING FOR A REASON WHY... 834 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,265 HAH. 835 00:39:10,307 --> 00:39:13,601 WHAT? A REASON FOR WHAT? 836 00:39:13,643 --> 00:39:17,856 WHY YOU DON'T WANT ME. 837 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:20,399 WHOA, WAIT... 838 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:22,777 DAWSON... 839 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:27,406 I LIKE YOU...SO MUCH. 840 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:30,827 BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE ME. 841 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,495 I WANT YOU TO WANT ME. 842 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,417 YOU'RE MY GODSEND, DAWSON, 843 00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:41,254 AND I DON'T THINK I EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD. 844 00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:45,633 THIS SCHOOL'S NOT EXACTLY WELCOMING ME WITH OPEN ARMS, YOU KNOW. 845 00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:48,678 IT FEELS LIKE--LIKE EVERYBODY HERE HATES ME, 846 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,015 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. BECAUSE I'M FROM NEW YORK 847 00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:53,350 OR BECAUSE I'M-- I'M DIFFERENT. 848 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:58,063 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE MY WHOLE LIFE HERE 849 00:39:58,104 --> 00:40:00,357 IS JUST ONE GREAT BIG DETENTION THAT I CAN'T ESCAPE, 850 00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:05,528 BUT...BUT THEN I THINK ABOUT YOU... 851 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:09,199 AND HOW I'VE MET THIS--THIS GREAT GUY 852 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:10,742 WHO'S SO ROMANTIC AND SO CARING, 853 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:12,451 AND WHO I LIKE, 854 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:15,538 AND WHO I WANT SO MUCH. 855 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:22,212 DAWSON, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU THAT I GET THROUGH THE BAD DAYS. 856 00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:23,922 AND IF YOU THINK THAT I WANT YOU TO BE 857 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:27,008 SOME BIG VARSITY SEX STUD, THEN YOU'RE CRAZY. 858 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:31,637 I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WANT TO TAKE THINGS SLOW. I DO. 859 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:36,101 AND I DON'T WANT TO PRESSURE YOU, JEN. I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY. 860 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,770 BUT I AM HUMAN. I HAVE HORMONES. 861 00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:41,647 YOU KNOW. 862 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:45,110 IF I SAID THAT I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH YOU, I'D BE LYING. 863 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,821 'CAUSE THE THOUGHT CROSSES MY MIND... 864 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:52,242 ABOUT 1,000 TIMES A DAY. 865 00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:55,287 WHAT, JUST 1,000? THAT'S NOTHING. 866 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,082 PACEY, I'VE BEEN A REAL JERK. 867 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:01,918 AH, WHEW. 868 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,296 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR NOSE, ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE. 869 00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:07,257 I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU OOMPA LOOMPA. 870 00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:09,134 IT SHOULDN'T COME AS TOO MUCH OF A SURPRISE, 871 00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:11,177 SEEING AS I'M SUCH A SCREW-UP. 872 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,678 YOU'RE NOT A SCREW-UP. 873 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:16,308 YEAH, I AM A SCREW-UP, 874 00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:17,725 AND EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS IT. 875 00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:19,852 BUT, UH...DAWSON, 876 00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,981 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, MAN. 877 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:26,151 AND I DON'T WANT TO SCREW THAT UP. 878 00:41:27,484 --> 00:41:30,822 WHEN DID EVERYONE BECOME SO OBSESSED WITH SEX? 879 00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:33,408 AND NOW YOU, TOO, DAWSON. 880 00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:35,201 IF YOU'RE WORRIED THAT EVERYONE'S MORE EXPERIENCED THAN YOU, 881 00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:37,287 YOU CAN JUST REST EASY. 882 00:41:37,329 --> 00:41:39,664 YOU STILL HAVE ONE FRIEND WHO'LL PROBABLY GO TO HER GRAVE A VIRGIN. 883 00:41:39,705 --> 00:41:41,582 JOEY, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME. 884 00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:44,377 BEFORE WHAT? BEFORE MY BRAIN SHORT-CIRCUITS 885 00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:46,212 AND I START BEDDING DOWN WITH EVERY GUY 886 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:47,672 WITH A FAST CAR AND BIG BICEPS? 887 00:41:47,713 --> 00:41:49,674 BEFORE YOU FIND THE RIGHT PERSON. 888 00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:55,430 I HAVE. 889 00:41:57,807 --> 00:41:59,017 JOEY? 890 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:01,019 I'M SORRY, DAWSON. I DON'T... 891 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,937 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 892 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:08,401 LOOK, I HAVE ALL THESE FEELINGS-- 893 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:10,362 THESE WEIRD FEELINGS-- 894 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:13,948 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY IT, AND I CAN'T SAY IT. 895 00:42:17,494 --> 00:42:19,162 WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG, 896 00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:21,206 AND YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. 897 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:23,833 EVERYTHING. AND I CAN'T EVEN SAY THIS. 898 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,835 I CAN'T. 899 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,713 AND I JUST FEEL... 900 00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:30,965 REALLY LONELY. 901 00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:31,966 JOEY, YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 902 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,718 YES, I AM. 903 00:42:33,759 --> 00:42:35,345 I'M HERE FOR YOU. I WAS HERE FOR YOU IN THE SIXTH GRADE. 904 00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:36,804 I'M HERE FOR YOU NOW, OK? 905 00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:41,017 NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GONNA CHANGE THAT. NOTHING. 906 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,353 MAYBE IF YOU'D JUST... 907 00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:45,355 SAY THESE THINGS, THEN... 908 00:42:45,397 --> 00:42:46,898 YOU KNOW, THEY'LL BE OUT IN THE OPEN. 909 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:49,901 YOUR FEELINGS WON'T BE AS STRONG ANYMORE. YOU KNOW? 910 00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:51,652 YOU--YOU'D BE FREE. 911 00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:55,407 I CAN'T. 912 00:42:55,448 --> 00:42:57,742 'CAUSE IF I SAY THESE THINGS, 913 00:42:57,783 --> 00:43:00,078 I CAN'T EVER TAKE THEM BACK. 914 00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:06,251 IT'LL CHANGE EVERYTHING, AND I CAN'T DO THAT. 915 00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:10,380 I CAN'T. 916 00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:15,968 WELL, EVERYONE... 917 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:17,303 CONGRATULATIONS. 918 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:18,930 YOU'VE DONE YOUR TIME. 919 00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:20,639 YOU CAN GO HOME NOW. 66701

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