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"Cheers" is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Oh, woody, our
Babysitter just canceled.
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Could you sit with
Frederick tonight?
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Ok.
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Great, woody, thanks.
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I'm used to it.
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I used to
Baby-sit a lot
Back in hanover.
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Well, before
The incident.
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You know, I think
Lilith's mother
Owes us a favor.
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Thanks, anyway, woody.
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Oh, good. Woody,
Come here a minute.
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Listen, I'm going
Out of town for
The weekend.
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I want you to
Feed my cat.
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I know it's an
Imposition, but...
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Ok.
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You're really
Good with animals,
Aren't you?
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Well, yeah.
I had lots of pets
Back in hanover...
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Before the incident.
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Woody,
On second thought,
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I'm gonna ask my
Next-door neighbor.
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But thanks, anyway.
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Hey, woody.
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That's a really
Clever trick.
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You can get out
Of doing anything
With that.
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Yeah. Just wish
I'd thought of it
Before the incident.
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* sometimes
You want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you want to be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name **
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We realize
This is short notice,
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But this dinner tonight is
Something we simply cannot miss.
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We're desperate
To get a sitter.
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I would really like to
Help you guys out,
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But children
Make me nervous.
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I'm afraid I'm going
To drop them.
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Rebecca,
Holding a baby
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Is the simplest
Thing in the world.
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I'm sorry.
What did you say?
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Thanks, anyway.
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Kelly.
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How was class?
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I'd rather not
Talk about it.
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I'm sorry, woody.
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I didn't mean
To jump down
Your throat like that.
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Well, um...
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What's wrong?
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My final project
For sociology
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Is an in-depth
Study of a past
Work experience,
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And I've never
Had a job.
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I don't know
What I'm going to do.
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Let me get
This straight.
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You can't do
Your little
School project
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Because
You're stinking rich
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And you never
Had to work?
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Yeah.
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And I used
To complain
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Because I had
No shoes.
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I feel so out of place
In my sociology class.
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Do you know
What it's like
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To sit in school
All day
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And not
Contribute anything?
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Well, it's been
A long time,
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But that
Sounds familiar.
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I don't even know
How to get a job.
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Kelly,
Come over here.
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Want ads. Ok?
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Plenty of jobs
In there.
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Can't find
Anything there,
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Call
Employment agents.
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For a guy
Who's unemployed,
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You certainly
Know a lot
About getting work.
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Cliff, I know a lot
About water, too,
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But you don't see me
Drinking it.
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Miss howe, do
You think kelly
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Could work here
For a while?
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I know she doesn't have
Any experience--
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I don't think so,
Woody.
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Well, I just
Thought I'd ask.
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It's no big deal.
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Look, woody.
It says here
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I can make
$10,000 a week
Being an escort.
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Ok, miss howe.
Now it's a big deal.
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Please,
Please let her
Work here.
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You can always use
An extra hand.
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You don't have to
Pay her. It's just
For the experience.
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All right, woody.
All right.
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As a favor to you.
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But this is
A real business,
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This is not
A training ground.
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We need people
Who really know
What they're doing.
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Tell her
To wear shoes.
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Thanks, miss howe.
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Hey, kelly.
Guess what.
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Miss howe said
You could work here.
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Really? Oh,
That's great. Oh.
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Thanks, miss howe.
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Welcome aboard,
Kelly.
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I can't believe
I have a real job.
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You know what
To do with this.
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Wow. I sure do.
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Do you guys have lobster
For lunch every day?
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Does that mean you're
Canceling tonight?
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All right. All right.
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Maybe some other time.
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Boy, women will break
A date with you
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At the drop
Of a hat.
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Like her grandmother won't
Still be dead tomorrow?
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Sam, am I
To understand
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That you suddenly
Have the night free?
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Yeah. You got
Anything for me?
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Perhaps.
Quite cute.
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Oh, yeah? Cute's nice.
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And young.
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Oh, I like young.
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Give me
More details.
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About 32 inches.
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Usually I like them
A little bustier
Than that.
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I'm just trying to
Find out if you
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Would like to sit for
Frederick tonight?
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Yeah, I'd love
To do that.
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I love that
Little guy. Why not?
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Done deal.
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Frasier.
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Can I speak with you?
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I don't know
How comfortable I feel
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With this setup.
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He's just a baby.
He needs supervision.
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Sam can take
Care of him.
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I'm talking
About sam.
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You know how out of
Control he can get
At times,
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What a mess he can make
Of everything.
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Sam can
Clean it up.
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I'm talking
About sam.
You're talking
About sam.
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Darling,
It'll just be
For a few hours.
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All right.
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But if anything
Goes wrong,
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He could be scarred
For life.
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You mean sam,
Right?
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Yes. And it
Is a threat.
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Sam.
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Can you be at our place
In about an hour.
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You bet.
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Where are you
Going tonight?
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Oh, well, I'm proud
To tell you that
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My lovely wife
Is being honored tonight
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By the scientific
Community
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For her contributions
To the study of
Sensory deprivation.
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It was serendipitous I admit.
I'd returned to the lab
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After a two-week
Holiday
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To find
That I'd locked
My lab assistant
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In the isolation
Tank.
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Suffice to say
What could have been
An ugly lawsuit
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Turned into
An award-winning paper.
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Say, carla.
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I'm, uh,
Babysitting tonight.
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You got
Any advice for me?
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Sure. Here's
Everything you need
To know about babies.
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Remember,
You're the boss.
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Don't let them
Give you any lip.
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And if they start
To act crabby,
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Stick a bottle
In their mouths.
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Great. Ok. Good.
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Ok. I'm ready.
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Here's everything
You need to know
About customers.
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Remember,
You're the boss.
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Don't let them
Give you any lip.
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If they start to act
Crabby,
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Stick a bottle
In their mouths.
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Hey, miss.
I ordered a beer.
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He passes to frederick.
Frederick takes the ball
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And goes for a jam.
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Yes. He's
A freshman out of
The learning center.
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Yes. A rookie.
Wonderful shot.
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Here we go.
Take another one.
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He goes
For the jam. He goes.
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The garden
Is going cra--oh.
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He...He...
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Slam dunk.
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Great shot.
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Great shot.
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Ok. Malone,
Top of the key.
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You want to watch
A little tv?
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You know something?
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That's a good idea.
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Uncle sammy's
A little tired here.
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Good idea.
Good idea.
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I don't know
How to do this one.
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Do you know--
I have a different
One at home.
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Oh. Far out. Thanks.
That's great.
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Oh, great.
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This is
The flintstones.
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This is the one where
Barney gets stuck
In the mailbox.
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I actually haven't
Seen this one
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All the way
To the end.
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Freddy?
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Hey, fred.
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What you doing
In there?
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Peekaboo.
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Freddy?
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Uh-oh.
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Uh...Oh, boy. Fred?
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Hey, listen to me now.
Listen to uncle sammy.
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Unlock the door,
Freddy.
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Freddy, turn the knob.
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You see that knob?
See that little knob?
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Turn the knob, freddy.
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[toilet flushes]
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No. Wrong knob, fred.
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Uh...Shoot.
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Um...Ok. All right.
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I'll get you
Out of there.
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Got to be a key
Around here.
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Oh, I know what
I'm going to do, fred.
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We'll do the old credit card
Jimmying the lock open.
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I don't have
A credit card.
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I know.
I'll use a 20.
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This is going to work.
This is gonna work.
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Yeah.
Here we go, freddy.
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This is going to work.
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No, freddy.
Don't. Hey--
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Give me my 20 back.
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[toilet flushes]
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Don't flush--
Oh, shoot.
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You devil you.
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I'm in trouble here.
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Ok. Don't worry.
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Uncle sammy's
Going to get you
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Out of there, freddy.
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I'll just come around
The window here.
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Ooh.
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Ooh. Way high,
Aren't we?
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Ok.
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No big deal.
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Ooh.
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Ok.
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Here we go.
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Here comes
Uncle sammy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Burglar-proof. Right.
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Yeah. Your mommy and daddy
Told me about that,
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Didn't they?
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Hey, freddy.
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Whoo!
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Oh! Damn, damn, damn.
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You didn't
Hear that, freddy.
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You didn't hear that.
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Ohh!
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Damn it!
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You heard that one,
Didn't you?
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Hey.
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00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,098
Freddy?
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Uncle sammy doesn't know
What to do here.
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Can you open
This window?
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Do you know
The word open?
259
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:42,109
Yeah. Yeah. Open.
260
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,643
Open.
261
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,813
Can you open
The window?
262
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,381
Do you know
The word open?
263
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,652
Good boy.
264
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,254
Bye-bye.
265
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,704
Carla, I just waited
On a man at table 5,
266
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,906
And he left too much money
On the table.
267
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,042
Should we go
Find him?
268
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,446
No. You see,
This is what
We call a tip.
269
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:23,116
It's a little
Monetary gift for
The head waitress.
270
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,417
Here you go.
271
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,856
Boy, do I feel dumb.
272
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,291
Oh, no.
You're just new.
273
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,695
Kelly, could I have
A beer, please?
274
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,497
Ok. I'll get woody.
275
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:38,999
No, you don't
Need woody.
276
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,701
Come here,
Let me show you
How it's done.
277
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,170
You take a glass,
278
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,005
Stick it underneath
This lever here.
279
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,506
Ok?
280
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,707
Voila.
281
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,176
You have a beer.
282
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:52,012
There's a black book
Underneath
The cash register
283
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,580
That says
"Norm's tab" on it.
284
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:56,349
You mean this one here
With all these little marks?
285
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,717
Right. Now, kelly,
286
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,153
Each one of
These little marks
287
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:03,490
Represents a beer
That I've purchased
In advance.
288
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,995
Every time
I order one,
289
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,797
You have to take
This eraser
290
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,965
And, uh, erase
One of those
Little marks.
291
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,135
Don't forget
To erase now.
292
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,737
I don't want
Any free beers.
293
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,840
Ok, mr. Peterson.
Thank you.
294
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,709
Unbelievable.
295
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:25,445
I'm in the presence
Of sheer genius.
296
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,880
Thank you, cliffie.
297
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,348
Kelly, could I have
Another beer
298
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,749
For my dear friend
Clifford clavin?
299
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,885
What the heck.
Take it
Off my tab.
300
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:42,562
Hey, freddy. Uncle sammy
Needs some help here, bud.
301
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,664
Hey, fred.
You know about rain?
302
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,801
'cause that's what's
Happening out here, freddy.
303
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,136
You know,
304
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,104
* itsy bitsy spider *
305
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,373
* went up
The water spout-- **
306
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,775
Ok, freddy.
307
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:59,012
Back away from
The window there, fred.
308
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:02,015
Uncle sam is going
To break the window--
309
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:05,218
And every little bone
In his hand.
310
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,719
Oh. Ok, fred.
311
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:09,722
Tell you what
I'm going to do here.
312
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,725
I'm going to jump
Over to that tree
313
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,027
And climb on down.
314
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:17,164
I'll be back
Before you can--oh! Yeow!
315
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,468
Bye-bye.
316
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:32,079
Carla, I need to ask you
Some questions
For my paper
317
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,580
Since you're
My coworker.
318
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,951
How do you feel that
The work experience
319
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,652
Has enriched
Your life?
320
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,822
It's given me
Varicose veins,
321
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,292
Stomach acid,
Lower back pain,
322
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,361
And a complete hatred
For all mankind.
323
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,596
That's great.
324
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:54,034
And what would
You say are the
Negative aspects?
325
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,837
Just do the dishes.
326
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,273
Yeah. I hate
That one, too.
327
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,475
We have
An australian couple
328
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,477
To do it at home.
329
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,146
Oh.
330
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:09,216
By the way,
Here's another one
Of those tip things.
331
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,651
Why, thank you
Very much, kelly.
332
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,053
Boy.
333
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,823
She is really dumber
Than cotton.
334
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:17,824
Hey, carla.
335
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,292
Hey, cotton.
336
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,833
You're thirsty?
Come on.
337
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,536
Norm, come on,
Let us buy a round.
338
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,004
I insist.
339
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,739
Kelly, another round
For my friends here,
Ok?
340
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,241
Ok, mr. Peterson,
341
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:38,011
But my hands
Are getting sore
From all that erasing.
342
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,013
Now, kelly, you
Wanted a real job.
343
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,015
You can't go
Through life
344
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:45,452
Getting everything
Handed to you
For free.
345
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,820
Let's get some beer
Over here.
346
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,322
How about
You fellas?
You ready?
347
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,091
We really got to get back
To the site, norm.
348
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,593
Come on,
You're only working
On the second floor.
349
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,564
One for these guys.
350
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,301
Hey, hey, hey.
351
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,736
Isn't that
That henri?
352
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,305
Oh, yeah.
353
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,307
It's pepe le pew
Himself.
354
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,609
He's got
A lot of guts
355
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:13,446
Showing his sleazy
Gaelic mug
Around this place.
356
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,782
If I was woody, I'd
Have popped that guy
A long time ago.
357
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:16,883
Hello, fellows.
358
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,718
Hey!
Hey, henri!
Hey!
359
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,287
Buy you a beer?
360
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,422
And he's such
A phony.
361
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,024
Yeah.
362
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:27,294
Woody, loan me $10
Until payday.
363
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,529
Well,
When's payday?
364
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,830
How do I know?
365
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,066
You're the one
Who's working.
366
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:37,037
Kelly. What
Are you doing
With those drinks?
367
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,205
Hello, henri.
368
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,706
I'm working here
For a while.
369
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,041
Isn't that exciting?
370
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,709
Yes, you are.
371
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,077
Serve me a drink
372
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:48,148
So that I may
Pinch your bottom
As you leave.
373
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,719
Henri, I wish
You'd stop saying
Things like that.
374
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,521
Woody, but I am
The customer,
375
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,190
And the customer
Is always right.
376
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:02,162
Darn. Got me
On a technicality.
377
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,531
You know,
If this kelly thing
Works out,
378
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,167
I might finally be able
To take my vacation.
379
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,536
The last one I had
Was three years ago
380
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,172
When I went
To graceland
For a weekend.
381
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,541
But now I got
Six weeks saved up.
382
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,743
I'm gonna take me
A real vacation.
383
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,378
Where you
Going to go?
384
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,612
Graceland.
385
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,283
Woody.
386
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,585
May I have
A soda, please?
387
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,055
Stealing
Your girlfriend
Is thirsty work.
388
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,757
All right, henri,
I don't know how
Things are in france,
389
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,225
But in america,
390
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,027
Guys don't like
Other guys
391
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,129
Saying they're gonna steal
Their girlfriends.
It's not polite.
392
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,764
Oh, I'm so sorry.
393
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,666
I see your point.
394
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,701
As we say
In france...
395
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,804
[speaking french]
396
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,273
What does that mean?
397
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,575
I'm going to steal
Your girlfriend.
398
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,510
Wait a minute.
You take that back.
399
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,778
Uhh!
400
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:52,779
I--I--
401
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,249
Hey. What are
You doing?
402
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,750
What are
You doing?
403
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,800
Oh. Hey, freddy.
404
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,435
I'm back.
405
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:20,006
I must have blacked out
There for a while.
406
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,007
Whew.
407
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,009
Uncle sammy
Sure is lucky
408
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,945
The glass recycling bin
Broke his fall.
409
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:31,084
I tell you,
Somebody sure drinks a lot
Of wine in this building.
410
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,786
You look
All tuckered out there.
411
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,088
What do you say
412
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,724
We watch a little
Television here?
413
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,827
Here we go.
414
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,829
Oh, shoot.
415
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,631
Flintstones are over.
416
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,401
Fred?
417
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,936
Freddy?
418
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,938
Oh, no, man.
Don't lock--
419
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,240
Shoot.
420
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,276
Come on, freddy.
It was funny once.
421
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,713
All right.
422
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,584
Ok, freddy.
423
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,486
Here I come.
424
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,457
Oh, no. No, no.
No, no, no.
425
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,694
I wasn't born yesterday.
426
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,800
There we go.
427
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,704
Ok, freddy.
Here I come.
428
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,587
No, no. Freddy!
429
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,590
Freddy, what are you
Doing to uncle sammy?
430
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,658
Bring the dog back,
Freddy.
431
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,665
Woody, can I talk to
You for a minute,
Please?
432
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:53,833
Sure, miss howe.
433
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,838
Woody, I don't think
Things are working
Out with kelly.
434
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,340
Oh, that's my fault.
435
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,941
I'm afraid
Of commitment.
436
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,510
No.
437
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,513
Woody, I mean,
Here at the bar.
438
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,881
I mean, she's a big
Distraction to you.
439
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,884
Your work is suffering.
This bar fight is
Just the last straw.
440
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,254
I'm afraid I'm gonna
Have to let her go.
441
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,089
Well, I guess that
Was a tough decision
442
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,458
For you to make.
443
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,760
Well, sometimes
Managers have
To learn
444
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,763
How to give bad news
To employees.
445
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,666
So go fire your
Girlfriend, woody.
446
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,969
I'm getting better
At that.
447
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:34,173
I think I'll
Go get a facial.
I earned it.
448
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,309
Wait a minute.
Is it true?
449
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,777
Are you firing kelly?
450
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,312
Because I want you to know
She's the best thing
451
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,814
That's ever happened
To this bar.
452
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,951
Since when did you ever
Care what happened
To kelly?
453
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,453
Wait. Ho. Hey. Ho.
454
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,954
Something's
Happening to kelly?
455
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,622
She's not leaving,
Is she?
456
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,558
Yes, as a matter
Of fact she is.
457
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,826
I guess you're both
Gonna have to learn
To live with it.
458
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,529
She's here one day,
And everybody loves her.
459
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,198
I'm here five years,
And nobody gives a damn.
460
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,502
By the way, norm,
461
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,504
Why did you
Want her to stay?
462
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,072
None of your business.
463
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,441
Why did you
Want her to stay?
464
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,510
None of your business.
465
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,626
What did you want
To talk about, woody?
466
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,060
Well, kelly.
467
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,030
You don't really
Like this place all
That much, do you?
468
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,732
Well, sure, I do.
469
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,033
I love this place.
470
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,369
It's keen.
471
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:40,507
Oh, boy.
Kelly, cheers is not
Such a great place.
472
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:41,808
What do you mean,
Woody?
473
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,810
I mean it's nice
On the surface,
474
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,513
But when you get
Right down to it,
475
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,980
There's a dark side
To cheers.
476
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:48,981
Really?
477
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,216
Oh.
478
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:53,353
Kelly, kelly, kelly.
You're so naive.
479
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,756
Nobody respects
Anybody here.
480
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,458
They're nice
To your face,
481
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,026
But as soon as you
Turn around,
482
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,828
They're plotting
Some way to get
Rid of you.
483
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,397
And they
Never do their
Own dirty work. No.
484
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,865
They wouldn't
Stoop to that.
485
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,435
They'd rather
Use some poor,
Innocent farm boy
486
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,069
To carry out
Their sinister deeds
487
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,572
While they
Go prancing off
To get a facial!
488
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,274
Well, I'm
Not doing it
Anymore. I quit!
489
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,776
Then I quit, too.
490
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,680
Bye, everybody.
491
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,553
Man, I knew that I
Should not have had
Woody fire her.
492
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,120
When am I gonna learn?
493
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,622
You want
Something done right,
494
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,058
You got to
Do it yourself.
495
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,895
Be careful
Walking back here.
496
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,032
Miss howe.
497
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,267
Yes. What
Do you want?
498
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,769
Well, listen,
499
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:46,473
I've had a lot
Of time to think
Since I quit...
500
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,475
And I've done
A little growing up.
501
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,109
If you haven't filled
My old position yet,
502
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,744
I'd like to apply.
Woody.
503
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:55,948
I know that I'll
Have to go back
To starting wages...
504
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,083
Woody.
505
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,218
And lose my seniority.
506
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:02,221
Woody, just shut up
And get to work.
507
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:03,790
God.
508
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,793
Boy, they sure
Aren't very nice
To new employees.
509
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,970
Darling,
Do my eyes deceive me,
510
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:21,173
Or is our little
Frederick actually asleep?
511
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,542
Oh, he is.
512
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,744
Where's sam?
513
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,713
[clack]
514
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:27,847
[clack]
515
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,915
Sam.
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Over here in the tree,
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But I can still
See the kid. Ooh!
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