Original subtitles

Oksana Akinshina

Volodymyr Zelenskyy

__ 8 FIRST MEETINGS __

In my destiny there is only you

My love and suffering

I want to find you

My better half

Whether by luck or misfortune

You know that I love only you

You know that I love only you

- "Endgame" - Well, all in all!

Afternoon Wednesday - Wait...

Friends. Today after a long courtship unexpectedly and prematurely,

a sex symbol, leaves the veterinary clinic "Pitomets";

- Nikita Adrejevich Szokolov. - Piss off!

Vera, how lucky you are! How happy we are for you!

Once you marry Kostya, you immediately start having children.

No, no, no! Wait a minute!

1st let him buy you the Cayenne, a sable,

take him shopping a few times!

Don't give birth without a prepayment! Yes?

Do you think she is a surrogate? She needs payment...

You have to give birth, Veruska!

- Remember that! - Hooray!

"Hooray!"

Excuse me, miss, do you have strippers here?

No!

If Ilonka finds out, she'll cut me up.

First, you won't know.

Second, as a good plastic surgeon,

it rips you apart, but it gets even better!

That's it!

Here in the Maldives. Here in Austria.

Here coming back from France.

I can almost see how your children will be beautiful!

- They're going to be ideal boys, I tell you! - They won't be so ideal.

- You won't have dimples in your chin. - Now you belittle it?

No dimples? Why dimples?

He is a bread, a star.

- And an apartment in the center... - That's the argument!

And what an argument the new arrival I tell you it's an argument!

Where are you from?

I was born in Khimki and then I came to the center.

- And do you love each other? - Yes.

- The most important thing, yes? - I like him.

All right! Let's drink to that, girls! Hooray!

I love Ilonka.

Naturally. And to prove everything show the photos!

- No, I won't. - Show it!

- These are my photos. - Show, show!

- Friends, is it possible not to love this? - It really is!

We all love it!

However, this month before the wedding,

you must have time to do everything

that marriage will deprive you of.

- Thank you! - "The clock is ticking!"

Thursday Morning

- Who are you? - And who are you?

- What are you doing here? - Yes, what am I doing here?

Oh. Yes!

Just one more glass of vodka on the table!

It seems...

that yesterday, there was too much vodka,

we had fun and apparently

I seduced you.

Seduce you, seduce you

I wait for you, I wait for you,

you are my crystal dream!

What do you mean you seduced me, ugly?

You took advantage of a girl, I'm not like that!

- I didn't do that... - Are you a stripteaser?

No..

The kind of stripteaser that you can't see behind the pole!

- Because if there was a pole... - Have you looked at yourself?

- Of course I looked. - You are a dwarf!

What do you mean... do you see a dwarf?

- Do you know what you are? - What?

You're a poisonous thief! You stunned me and wanted to steal from me!

- Let's see my wallet... - What are you doing in my jeans?

- By the way, they are 'Armani'. - Armani, of course, from the fair! Armani?

Where is your bathroom here?

As mine? I thought we were at yours.

What do you mean mine?

We took a bath somewhere.

We have never shared a bath!

We have never shared a bath here!

- But I'm afraid we did. - Yes?

- We did. - Yes?

- With the right temperature. - Of course.

And foam, I love the bubbles. Look!

I recommend that we go out separately.

I don't miss seeing you.

Are you going?

I will.

What is it?

360...!

The management appreciates them,

like a piece of cake fresh out of the oven.

- Busy. - Open now!

Are you ready for the future, today?

Come on! Come on! Don't be shy!

Welcome to the House of Dreams!

This is a house of the new generation.

Equipped with the latest technology.

Where are my brown eyes, where?

In Vologda. Where-where-where?

Where in Vologda?

Sorry!

You see, my friends, everything works perfectly.

We offer the best comfort for your lives.

I'll show them the bathroom.

This way!

A completely unique system is installed in the Sonhos bathroom.

As you have seen, an applause is enough

and the music turns on.

A little cough and the door opens by itself.

No...

Well, minor malfunctions occur.

It's the first day of the exhibition, but that's not the point, because

...is truly a dream home, ideal and perfect to live in.

But why are you standing there? Go on, go to the first floor!

Please!

I will, I will.

Dear visitors!

Welcome to architecture

and to our interior design of interior design!

Here is everything you can buy

to help you improve the design of your home,

or build a new house.

More than 500 specialized companies are present in our exhibition of

interior design, construction and furniture.

We are happy to be able to make your lives beautiful.

Pardon me! Can you tell me where the exit is?

- Where is the entrance. - And where is the entrance?

Where is the exit.

We didn't pass this way! Did someone bring us?

I try to forget this morning and you want to keep remembering it?

To the center!

- I saw her somewhere! Is that the woman? - That's me.

- To the center! - 800.

- How much? Are we going by plane? - Boss, I'll pay!

- A woman should go ahead. - You're not my type!

Mil.

- 200 more. - 1500!

- 1500, um... - Wait!

Did you rummage in my pants? How do you know I have exactly 1200?

I haven't looked at anything, from the looks of it you couldn't have any more!

- 1500, two... - Wait!

How about if we go there together?

Who said I was going there? I'm not going to Butovo.

1500, three! Young man, get out! Madam, please!

- But I offered a realistic amount... - Out!

Damn, who do you think you are?

Let's go!

Shit!

Tell me about it?

Isn't Kazantseva the one received the TEFI award this year?

- I'm sorry... - Why are you always late?

One more delay and you'll be reading the local news places in Chelyabinsk at 4 a.m.!

What happened to you?

Where did you go?

Let me guess... You didn't sleep at home?

Of course I did! I fell asleep, it was the traffic...

What? Two days ago the same dress, the same hairstyle. Don't lie to me!

I didn't sleep at home. Are you happy?

So where did you sleep?

You'd better remember what happened yesterday.

Are you serious? Holy shit!

Just the usual;

was, martini, shisha, karaoke sambuca, sambuca...

Sorry, I get emotional! I'm not sure it's this order.

And where did you sleep?

Girls, gossip without me? I hate it!

Ten minutes to broadcast!

What do you remember?

Karin, this is no joke.

Remember what happened after the sambuca!

Vera, you know me, don't you? What do I remember after the sambuca?

I don't remember anything either. Only the devil knows with whom and where!

What? You don't know with whom? Are you crazy?

You can give more details there...

This is the honest 'talk show, "In bed with'.

I am Vera Kazantseva.

The subject of our program today is adultery.

Our guest is; Gennady Petrovich Bukharev.

Colonel, come in!

Will you excuse me?

- Really, what happened yesterday? - Nikita Andreevich, good morning!

Do you have amnesia because of alcohol? You broke the mirror, remember?

I don't remember anything. Can you disinfect this?

- Gideon, calm down! It's all right. - Hello, Nikita, can you hear me?

- Hello, Doctor! - Hello.

He ate cake again. Help me, please!

Just a moment.

Don't you remember beating the guard?

I didn't hit anyone.

So, doctor, are you coming? We've been waiting for an hour!

Sorry, I'll be right there.

- What about cross-dressing? - I don't cross-dress!

- Wow, the party was good. - It was good.

- Why are you bothering me? - It is not a sin to comment.

How can I know what happened? I left early.

- I met a real bomb... - Very interesting.

- Yes. - Ilona Viktorovna.

I'll call you later.

Hello, sunshine!

Is something wrong?

Sit down here, my children!

Chucky! You are the only animal that I don't control.

Yes, and he complains to you.

- Tell me, Sokolov! - Yes...

- Tell me honestly! - Yes...

Am I important to you?

What do you mean?

Why didn't you call me?

I was restless, I didn't sleep the whole night.

Pussycat, please! Lyoshka and I stayed in the conversation.

Time passed quickly...

... and then my battery ran out.

Listen, Sokolov! First of all, I beg you not to call me kitten.

- Sorry, pussycat! So bunny. - Second, do you really think

have the money to pay for my services?

I don't understand.

Your nose will grow 1 km from all the lying.

- And the operation is quite expensive. - É...

My legs are numb.

Sokolov, save the professional jargon for the customers! "fishy, pussycat."

Ilonochka, believe me, it's true! I was with Ljosa.

You talked...

Lie! In the eyes!

- His! - Ah!

Look how red they are!

I think there is something wrong with it. Can you see what it is?

He often gets sick.

Well you can thank Chucky, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't be here.

Thank you, for the favor!

His nose is wet, no fever, which is good.

Sokolov, what thing? You should have thrown it away by now,

this chair is horrible.

Chucky will you go out like the chair?

Let's treat him, then.

Chucky's ass! Come on! Don't watch this.

Everything is fine.

Alarm! Alarm! Torture them!

As for me, I said

at first, to my wife that in the family only I could betray.

- Yes? Why? - How why?

Because you... I mean she, she and I are one.

So when you are with someone the...

- We are live! - Well, then I'll tell you live!

So, if I sleep with someone, it is like sleeping with her.

If she wants to sleep with someone else, she'll sleep with both of us.

Well, dear viewers, take a look

the eternal male manifestation. He cares only about his ego.

Don't I see the point? I don't know any ego.

This is a common family rule. It is common, isn't it?

Colonel, this is the 21st century, it's time to leave the barracks.

A woman is a free person,

you have no obligation to obey anyone and apologize.

Kostya.

Kostya, please forgive me!

Hon.

Honey, are you offended?

Kostya.

Hello, my sunshine!

- How about the spree? - What do you mean a spree?

We went to a place, nothing special.

I just asked. Did you sleep with Karina?

- Of course. Where else? - And why didn't you call me?

- Well, I don't know. - I wouldn't have listened anyway.

After yesterday's training, I came home,

I turned on the TV and saw my semi-final against Djordjevic.

- And I fell asleep. - Again? That's the 4th time!

I analyze the mistakes.

- But you win. - I analyze his mistakes.

So you're not mad at me?

I actually bought this for you. Against wrinkles.

I am going to my bachelor party now.

Bachelor Party? But you don't even drink!

Well, I sit with the guys and drink some refreshments.

I don't think I will stay long.

However...

Until the coach drinks the entire bar, he won't let me come.

- Take care of yourself! - Right.

- The lipstick! - Sorry!

I will wait for you.

Although I know these bachelor parties.

Sleep well, dear!

Friday morning

How did you sleep?

- Maniac! - Psychotic!

Turn around!

- Dear God! - Turn around!

Why are you yelling at me? I am not your husband!

- Close your eyes! - Damn it! What would surprise me?

- You don't have any of that. - And you, of course, do.

Why didn't they invite you to "a tea for two" with that body?

- Maybe it was and I didn't accept it. - Where are my things?

My fiancé is waiting for me at home!

Fiancé? I don't care about the stories of the men in your bed!

- I have a bride at home! - Oh, you have a bride too?

Yes! Why are you hitting me?

- I don't wear this. - Neither do I.

Well, in your last clothes you still you still looked like something,

but, in that, you are...

- Are you normal? - What, does it hurt you, weakling?

And it hurts! And with this music, now,

security will appear! Turn this music off now!

- I'm hanging up! - Thanks!

- Imbecile! - What are you doing?

The best slapper in the world?

Why don't you do it again?

And why are you always following me?

1st, I don't follow you, 2nd, you're not my type.

I like the hot ones!

- Brute! - Hysterical!

Quiet!

Don't yell at me, nymphomaniac!

- I'm a nymphomaniac? - You're a nymphomaniac! You are!

Not a peep!

- Is it gone? - How do I know?

- Go and see. - You go ahead and see.

- You are a woman, women first. - Hillbilly!

Polite hillbilly!

Damn, the guard locked the door. Now what do I do?

- Let's look inside. - Let's hide!

Fantastic technology

What is your name?

Not that I care but, nymphomaniac is hard to pronounce!

- As if you don't recognize me! - Should I?

Watch KTV. Wild!

I don't watch TV and when I look at you,

I see that I am right. I am Nikita.

I don't care who you are, just get it over with quickly!

Seeing your character I think you will have a name to match.

- Will you be Gertrude? - Vera! My name is Vera!

Are you sure? You won't be a witch?

- Why don't you say anything? - He who is on the ground, does not catch!

Witch!

I don't bite!

Again? 2,000!

- How? It was 1,500 yesterday! - Everything changes.

He has no conscience, I don't have him with me,

I'll give it to you when it arrives.

The story is well known: Boy, wait, now

I'll get the money. Sounds like a scam to me.

What scheme? Don't you recognize me?

See the criminal news? She is a notorious scammer.

And I was thinking how I knew his face!

- There you have it. - Three!

Now you will offer five. So, boss, take your pick;

or two, real, or three fictitious ones.

It's over, madam, not with you...

- What? - ... boy, come in!

That's it, right choice, now.

Walking is good for your health!

And for the nervous system as well.

Do you mind if I turn on the air conditioning?

Turn it on.

- I can't go on like this. - What a ridiculous thing to do.

- Something needs to be done. - Okay, say it!

Well, let's talk logically, if that's not too difficult for you.

Listen, I beg you, turn off the snake mode...

- ...and let's talk constructively. - We have...

... we have to find a way out.

I agree.

I just don't think this is the place to discuss it.

I agree. Besides, I've arrived. Stop the car!

You get the cab money later, now you know I don't have it.

Wow! A "Hamilton"!

Authentic!

Ilonochka, this is something mystical.

I fell asleep with you and woke up with a different girl.

Idiocy. I need something different.

Ilona, something magical has happened, you won't believe it.

Remember I fell asleep with you,

here, and woke up in the arms of a naked girl.

No, not this.

Where have you been?

Ilonochka.

I need your help.

You know, something happened to me, I think I was sleepwalking.

Yes?

I have to take you to someone from our clinic.

To whom?

Well, I don't know. Maybe Edik Rubinstein.

Edik Rubinstein is a plastic surgeon.

You can make me bigger something or bake me.

I am a lunatic.

You are not a lunatic, you are an airhead.

Bewildered!

You need to freshen up before the wedding.

Why am I worried?

We just woke up that it was a head in the air.

Ilonochka, I don't need to freshen up, see how cool I am.

Honey, I know better than you do.

What time is it?

- Nine twenty. - What do you mean, 9:20? Is it 9:20?

Did I fall asleep? I have a surgery today!

- Wait. - Fomicheva decided to change her boobs.

Fomicheva is crazy, she's already changed her boobs twice this year!

You know, honey, a woman's a woman's tits are somewhat capricious.

Therefore, for the woman there is no better investment.

It is a place for lunar rovers to go.

Chau.

Ilona? I am not self-propelled.

Did you wake up? Good morning!

Why did you get up so early today?

What about it? made you breakfast.

It happened a few times. But a long time ago.

Delicious, just separate the pips pips next time, okay?

- Interesting dress. - Do you like it? I found it in the closet.

The last time I put it on was at the institute.

I have seen, you were a student very informal.

Is it so difficult to be on time?

Maybe for you it is,

but those who work have to turn around like a squirrel on a merry-go-round.

- Well, that's settled. - What?

I asked for nuts. You'll chew them, restore your strength...

- ... and push the wheel. - Stop playing.

Liga is the brain to solve this situation.

I understand that you like to wake up with a beautiful woman.

I have woken up before with a beautiful woman, before you.

Do you think it's good to see that face of the media?

Great! Let's solve this situation!

- Maybe you are an alien. - Or are you a retard?

Why do you offend me? Suggest something better.

- Let's say magic. - What magic? This is the 21st century!

But the fact that we woke up every day in that strange house,

you have to admit that magic is not impossible!

It doesn't surprise me that with your character,

someone has bewitched you. But I had nothing to do with it!

I am a good person, I don't hurt anyone!

- Maybe, like, a disease. - What disease?

- I don't know! Maybe schizophrenia. - It can't be schizophrenia,

two at the same time. I say this as a doctor.

- Are you a doctor? - Yes, I am a doctor!

It makes no difference.

- Maybe it's the work of your fiancé? - Stop it!

- Maybe I'll test you like this. - If I were to test myself,

I would get a much better man.

Or maybe, unlike you, I have good taste!

Listen, be a man! It's your stupid brain that does this!

- Again! Are you normal? - What? How do you explain all this?

You probably sneak into my room room at night, drug me,

with pills and drag me into that strange house!

Damn it! Why the hell would I do that?

Your conversation leads nowhere.

Given the interlocutor, I am not surprised.

Look who's talking, you don't contribute anything either.

- It could. - Well?

- Could I kill you? - Great!

At least I wouldn't wake up with you tomorrow!

Very good. I'll do everything for that!

Believe me, I will do no less!

- Good-bye... Goodbye! - Good-bye!

- Good-bye. - Goodbye.

- Good-bye. - Goodbye.

- Good-bye. - Goodbye.

- Farewell! - Farewell!

Ilonochka, I don't want to go to Yaroslavl,

but, these seminars are so rare.

Kostya, sorry for not waiting for you.

Mama got sick and asked me to go there.

No, it's okay.

"Semen Diagnosis in bighorn steers".

I feel better staying with her for a few days.

- How to have women? - Mommy, hugs from Kostya!

- I'm staying there for a couple of days. - Yes, for you too.

- Come on, kisses. Good-bye. - Kisses.

A heart too strong

A very bright sun

We are cooked to each other with a fine needle

For both of us, a tomorrow

A morning for two

- is that you again? - No, it's Brad Pitt.

Vera, calm down! Vera, calm down!

Vera! Vera, no!

Vera, no! Vera, no, don't!

We are so close that we stick

You're so close it cuts

We are cooked to each other with a fine needle

- How much sugar is in it? - Five, like you asked.

- Actually, I asked for three. - Is this how you say thank you?

If you don't like it, do it yourself.

A heart too strong

A very bright sun

We are cooked to each other with a fine needle

We're so close we stick You're so close you cut

We are cooked to each other with a fine needle

We're so close we stick You're so close you cut

We are cooked to each other with a fine needle

We are baked together by the January cold

A morning for two And the spreading snow

We're so close we stick You're so close you cut

We are cooked to each other with a fine needle

We are baked together by the January cold

A morning for two And the spreading snow

These, you might say, are our models.

I told you before in the lecture than in this house,

everything comes closer to reality.

Here, our employees show well,

how comfortable our home is, our bed.

Very comfortable...

They say it is very very comfortable.

Well, let's not waste time let's move on to the next division.

Please go, don't be distracted, pass.

Go, go. How do they allow themselves?

What do they do? Who are they?

Why are you silent, dear one?

I didn't want to interrupt her, my dear.

- Yes? - Yes.

- We just... experienced... - That.

- ... whether it's comfortable or not... - Well, it is, it is...

- It is comfortable. - The bed is comfortable.

Did you register?

- No. - Yes.

I can see with the eyes that have registered.

Registered.

- How rude! - What do you think you're doing, huh?

- We didn't expect this nightmare. - Don't wind me up.

They tried it on the bed! Did you try it in the bathroom?

- How dare you? - No, it's not a pebble with eyes.

- Also natoilette? - How dare you?

- Get out of here! - And they looked like decent people.

- Lift the deck... - What's under the deck?

Why do you speak to us in that tone?

They're going to kick you out of here!

Come on, it's okay!

Don't create this mess!

- I say what I want! - That's enough!

- Shame on you! - At least a little culture!

- Some, culture! - Yes, shame on them!

Oh, I get it!

It's not a bad idea.

- Yes, Ilonochka. - Hello!

Hello.

- Where are you? - In Yaroslavl, where else?

I know. I'm also in Yaroslavl on business.

Sokolov, hello, can you hear me?

The connection is terrible here in Yaroslavl, I can barely hear you.

How do I find you?

Too late, I have already left the hotel.

What is the name of the hotel?

I went to the field. I have a session with the farmers.

- I'm driving there. - No, I'm not coming back.

From here in the countryside, I'm flying straight to Moscow...

Hello...

You know, Sokolov, every day I make others more beautiful.

And I didn't notice who a freak like you connected with me.

Wait, I'll explain everything to you.

Typical man!

- Good afternoon, Kostya. - Hello.

Where is ...?

Well, why do you boys worry mom?

One week before the wedding and not a word from you.

- So that's it? - Well, you could have at least called,

or rather; appeared.

'Where is Vera?

She tells me she is tired of sleeping with an ashtray!

Damn, what does the ashtray have to do with it? Yes, I smoke.

I smoke because I am nervous and have a stressful job.

With ashtray, without ashtray, you sleep, you don't snort!

Well, maybe quit smoking?

It's easy to say, but when you have this job.

You see, I count, I work in a bank, I count money.

And that's not for me.

That is why I am nervous.

See, I do everything for her, for the family, for the house.

And it doesn't solve, I give everything for the house, but it doesn't work.

And of yourself? Show that you love her?

I don't know, candy or something.

I tried candy, it doesn't work.

Okay, stop!

- Hello, Mother. - Calls during the recording, Vera?

I won't be long, sunshine.

- Kostya? - It's all live on TV!

I thought we could rely on each other for everything.

- It turns out that it doesn't, does it? - Kostya...

Vera, I have training, I'm leaving, think about it.

- Kostya, let's talk at home! - We need a break.

Kostya!

Come on, Vera, we're ready.

- How boring you are. - Good morning.

What kind of 'Madame Tussauds did you set up here?

- It wasn't me. - Then who?

Maybe the manager. He brought us a boy and a girl.

I thank you, mine left me.

Ah, your fiancée is smarter than smart than I thought.

And my fiancé left me.

Well, finally some good news.

Before you came along everything was so good!

A beloved man, quiet life.

Now there are two men in my bed one stupid and one plastic.

Listen, that's enough! I also had a good life before you!

I had a beautiful bride, also with short hair,

also very beautiful.

What happened?

That's my friend's girlfriend!

How are we going to get out today?

I suggest the window. Honey, do you mind?

You will come with me to the end of the world! Even if you hit your head on the asphalt!

How does this open up?

Window! Open the window!

Window!

Air the house!

Because it's so stupid, this smart house?

Maybe it's not so clever.

I was already worrying.

Three thousand.

- How much? - Why were you surprised?

I asked for a loan.

Banks don't like chaos, see is modest.

You took out a loan in the middle of this crisis.

You know well that I drive a television celebrity,

don't worry about the crisis. 3.500...

- Are you crazy? - How am I crazy?

- Maybe I'll get a trailer. - You want a trailer?

- Yes. - I only have 1,500.

- I also only have 1,500. - Take a look...

Okay, 1,500 and 1,500; 3,000 are mine.

The 500 is no problem, I'll get it tomorrow.

- To the other side. - Enter from the other side.

- And don't slam the door! - Come on! Let's go!

What should I do?

- In what way? - With him.

I felt good about Kostya.

I like him. Should I call off the wedding now?

Why are you so worried? By the way can I go to the clinic?

Go wherever you want.

Thank you.

Your Kostya will come back, no problem.

- I'm the one with a serious problem. - Did you hear what I said?

- No, what is it? - It's not up to you.

With me I don't worry, but you have a problem?

Of course, you are a woman, it's easier to make things up.

It's easier to make make peace because you are a man.

- Should we bet? - Let's bet.

What?

You bring me Kostya,

and I'll help you make peace with...

Ilona.

Yes, even with Brigitte Bardot. Closed?

- Okay, closed. - Cut?

Eyes on the road!

And remember girl, he won't let you leave him,

so you have to to look stunning,

for Kostya to see what he will lose.

Well, the dress is pretty, yes, but it's not spectacular.

Do you like it?

- Yes. - Yes.

It's not you who have to like it, but him.

What do I do, dress up like a prostitute?

Do you want to make up or not?

I want to.

Then go in and dress like a whore!

Remember, men are terribly possessive.

Me, mine, mine are the three favorite words of men.

My service!

40:15.

The three pillars...

of the relationship with the opposite sex.

So your impact has to be public.

I thought; why should we take a break?

Let's make a 'stop'.

- Pardon me. - Hey!

Vera!

Now he will try to talk to you.

- Vera, wait! - But, you,

- you don't even look. - Vera, wait! We have to talk.

Girl, I don't understand; are we going or not?

we wait, we don't, do we or don't we?

- Brother, wait two minutes. - Brother, which brother?

I don't drive your mother, right? Come on, let's go.

I'll take you away, pretty one! In the blink of an eye!

The car will fly like a silver arrow, Mama!

It will fly!

My arrow! Go! Let's get out of here!

We did it! Look how he looked at me!

Girl, watch out, I'm driving!

- The accent was not necessary. - Sorry, I got into character.

You were so good. Where did you get that from?

One of my skills, taxi driver...

... and a boxer. And he would be better as a tennis player.

Just bazoofias. Now let's take care of yours.

You don't need to see her, but you need to make contact.

How? SMS.

Well, something like; I will never forget our first date,

and the more I remember the more I see the mistake I made.

Write.

In addition, buy him another phone.

What for?

- I understand. - Every woman after depression,

it gets angry. But she needs to be reminded of that.

You don't leave me, do you?

- Ilona, is that you? - Who are you?

It's for you.

She is a real Miss Stavropol. Perfect for you.

Where do I sign to send you send you my regards?

Because that uniform looks good on you.

If you have problems on TV you don't get unemployed.

Well, it's time to squeeze your male.

Hello? Leshka, hello! I need your help.

- Thank you. - It doesn't make sense,

in the morning I told Kostya that there was nothing to talk about.

- ... and now I propose a dinner? - Yes, trust Uncle Nikita.

Did you write? Now write this:

SORRY IT WASN'T FOR YOU.

Friend, don't snuggle so much to me.

Nikita said it had to to look real.

What if Kostya doesn't come?

Nikita said, "Where would he go?"

He will come.

Vera, can you give me a second?

- "So you traded me for you?" - Oh, good night.

What have you done, Kostya?

An ace, a good one.

Nikita said: "You dance and that's it."

- Well Leshka, Nikita didn't know. - Yeah, Nikita didn't know!

Don't dramatize, it was no big deal.

Was it?

Are you sure that we find her here?

Certainly. She now realized that,

in fact, it's good to be with you.

And you will definitely want to share this conclusion.

Women at this stage are particularly vulnerable.

That's why your spectacular appearance will have an effect.

- É... - Take it!

- Ready? - Ready!

Go for it!

can you imagine that it happened one week before the wedding?

Do you think it's normal?

And he who seems like a decent person.

"Decent?" A damn veterinarian! Decent!

Remember that, by nature women,

are terribly formal. Reconciliation is nothing.

The process is what matters.

He fills it with his favorite flowers and then reveal a terrible secret to her.

Hello...

- It's for you. - Thank you.

- Here. - What's that?

This is why I deceived you.

I was not in Yaroslavl, but in Italy.

This bracelet is made of rare

Wow!

... of volcanic rocks from Vesuvius.

Wow! did you know that our attorney general has equals!

They are said to cost a fortune...

Take it.

Tonight,

tomorrow afternoon at the latest, he will come to you.

- Possibly drunk. - Vera!

But completely docile.

Verochka, please forgive me.

Listen... I won't do it again. I'm sorry, I didn't mean this.

So, good luck.

Well, I put him in a cab and sent him home, and you?

We sat for a while, we drank and I took her home.

In fact, he wouldn't let me enter the house for now.

- Well, it is also a victory. - Here's to victory.

By the way, how much do I owe you for the bracelet?

- Nothing. - What? It's Tiffany, very expensive.

You know the kiosk on Paveletskaya street, Mishka Tifanyan?

- Really? - Yes.

Here's to Mishka Tifanyan, the great jeweler.

Kostya went to play in St. Petersburg, he returns tomorrow.

Any serious tournament?

- Well, just one game. - Then we have the night off.

Why are you so interested in my plans for the afternoon?

For nothing, just never saw you in the afternoon.

Well, I'm going to the Terekhov boutique to buy a wedding dress.

Why are you marrying a dress from my boutique?

Well, because everyone who gets married goes to this boutique.

You, for example.

Pure coincidence, I am known there.

I just neutered a poodle for her.

Interesting, in Moscow, was there an uncastrated male?

For now, yours. Vera!

Just kidding!

Well, I can't stand it any longer with that greedy taxi driver alone.

- Shall we toast? - We toast.

Toast.

We only have exclusive articles. Which one would interest you?

- I'm a customer, I've bought here. - So am I.

Do you remember the customer number?

Yes! Customer number 302.

Good, go to the tasting room, I'll be right there.

Come, I'll show you your invitations. Please.

- What is this? - That? Those are your invitations.

110 copies, as requested.

And they're coming to our wedding, 110 Paris Hilton?

I think it's beautiful. It just doesn't have enough doves.

How come you don't? Why are you scaring me?

Here they are, as requested!

Gentleman, I understand that you are worried,

the wedding, the nerves and all that.

But please don't embarrass me like that in front of your fiancée.

Because you yourself called...

-and asked for these doves. - I did?

- Well, yes. - You have good taste, Konstantin.

What is that? "A gypsy getting married"?

No, this is the outfit that you chose me: Ilona.

Well, you have a beautiful bride.

Thank you very much. Please tell me I can see the dress,

which, I, Konstantin, chose for the bride?

- It seems to me... - Quiet.

I think I found it.

What do you think?

Well, as long as you put this on.

I like it.

Who is it?

- Nikita Andreevich! - Yes.

- Thank God! - Hello, Petr Karlovich.

- Sorry, critical situation. - Can't it wait?

- It's life or death! - Highly rabid?

- Oh, very much so! - Okay, I'm going now.

Damn it! I paid! Come on, bring the elephant!

Yes, but you see, it's an elephant, is in depression.

I warned you, no fireworks, the elephants are afraid.

What is this nonsense? Now you are afraid of me!

I put my Kolyunya on his back!

And it bites you, you know?

- What does it say! I... - Bring the elephant!

- ... I've been in the theater for 30 years! - Come on, zoophile,

has five minutes. Or the elephant comes here,

or I send it to the crocodile, do you understand?

Without hesitation.

Finally, thank you for the promptness!

Boris Arkadievich is depressed, his Marta went on tour.

And it was necessary at this crucial moment,

the birthday of the son of the Mytishchi Traffic Police.

Come on, let's go.

This is Petr Karlovich, director of the circus.

My pleasure.

Come on, Borenka, drink some water.

Boris Arkadyevich is not in a good mood.

Wish me luck.

- What, is it dangerous? - No.

Then why are you doing it?

I wanted a kiss.

Get out of here, rascal.

Boris Arkadyevich, may I?

I'm going in. Hello boy!

So, what are you nervous about?

Turning over buckets, eh?

People too? You know it's not the fireworks.

I know too, Borechka. Martha is not, is she?

Hey, she's beautiful. You miss her, don't you?

But do you know how others envy you? Have you seen the others?

Everything is fine, you live together.

Suddenly she goes and you have a holiday.

You have Martha. Are you upset? She is beautiful.

You are lucky, buddy.

Come on, Boris Arkadyevich, entertain the children.

Come on, the boy is waiting for you.

Oh, howdy, brother!

Sing ours; "Combat Opera."

I congratulate you with all my heart on this day,

But the "Opera" is not mine, it's from the "Lube" group.

Hey! It's ours, it's ours!

It is ours, it has become ours, brother!

Sing, I beg you!

You don't understand me, I don't want money.

It's not my song. I can't sing it and I won't sing it.

If you want, perform with me!

Okay, let's do it.

The mist descends over the city

Evil winds through doorways and backyards

And this is not the first time...

The sky in the palm of your hand

I just believe in the heart

The sky in the palm of your hand

I'll take you gently

The sky in the palm of your hand

In a white dress

The sky in the palm of your hand

You carry me tenderly

It was not enough

Living in a heavenly marriage?

Well, I made you dream

For the love in the cards?

Don't conjecture about love

If your eyes are happy

Don't conjecture about love

The sky decides everything

Don't conjecture about love

Let your heart tell you

With whom to share the secret of dreams

With whom to fly, to whom to give

The sky in the palm of your hand

The sky in the palm of your hand

People may not always be here

People cannot always be together

It is impossible for earthly love burn without end

Tell me then why we love

Tell me why we love each other

Counting down the days

Burned the hearts

We always wait for love, like a miracle

We wait for someone unique, like a miracle

Although he should and should and should....

Burning without tracks

Tell me, we can find him around

That we have found that we have found each other

That you are mine and I am your love and destiny

Surprise!

Sokolov, so late and you're still in bed.

I was coming from the airport and decided to stop here,

to see me.

Fluffy, are you yourself? You slept in your clothes, You're my lunatic.

Are they for me? Thank you for these fragrant flowers.

Don't you ask me how was the flight? And where did I go?

- How was the flight? - You know, the flight was fine,

But the food was terrible. The flowers smelled bad.

And I got here just fine, without traffic jams.

Wait, Sokolov in a bow tie and with flowers...

Sokolov, didn't you know that you Ilona was coming?

I didn't know.

So Sokolov was expecting something else.

They are not for Ilona.

Apparently, they are not for Ilona.

Then the question arises;

who exactly was expecting Sokolov

with these lovely flowers?

The question really arises.

It seems that Sokolov has nothing to say.

Or; Sokolov is preparing to lie again!

This time I want to tell the truth.

The truth? How interesting it is;

to hear for the first time the truth from the mouth of vet Sokolov!

Ilona, vet Sokolov

Veterinarian Sokolov has fallen in love with another woman.

And he apologizes apologies to Ilona.

And apparently,

it's better for him to get out of her life.

Sorry Ilona.

Hey!

Surprise! Hello!

I got off the plane and decided to come visit you.

I am a wreck. The coach came yesterday,

I practiced left-handed beats half a day and smashes half a day.

Ah, look, I hit the ball at 215.

Vera!

- Where is the house? - What?

- Our home. - How should I know?

- There was a house here, where did it go? - Oh, that one? In the morning, it was gone.

The show is over, they dismantled everything and took it away.

"Dismantled." And where did they take it?

Listen, brother, I am security, not Google, how should I know?

Right. Have you seen the girl?

A blonde, pretty one, with dimples in her cheeks.

There was one. Isn't that the one? Look!

Vera!

- Get me that car! - Five!

Go!

Holy crap! Can't you go any faster?

- Are you going to pay the cops? - I'll give you another thousand.

You know how to convince, young man.

- Let's go! - That's it, that's it!

Do you want to go out there?

You can't! Get in! Come in, I tell you! Where are you going?

- Let's make the down payment, I'll pay another thousand! - Two!

- Three! - It's good to negotiate!

I like you!

Okay, got it. Here you go!

Vera!

Do we know each other?

Sorry, I got confused.

No problem.

Hello. I need to see Vera Kazantseva.

- Damn it, she's not here. - Can you tell me how to find her?

If I knew where to find her, I wouldn't go there,

to her! She became a star!

Filming cancelled! Do you know how many people are waiting for it?

- By the way, who are you? - A friend.

Ah, another friend. Look over there, see how many friends?

No, I am really a friend. Maybe the phone number?

Maybe give her address?

That would be great.

What

Vera? No, everything is normal.

He came out, made an appointment for me at the circus,

is after a zoologist guy.

Can't find it! He doesn't know his last name,

not the phone, nor the address,

where you work doesn't either, see? Did I miss something?

Andreevich. I remembered! It's Nikita Andreevich.

Great, isn't it? It changes everything radically, you know?

Now the circus demand narrows things down to about 20,000 people.

Karina, do you think am I really crazy?

You? Good heavens! Three days before the wedding,

- you're looking for a zoologist... - He is a veterinarian!

Forget it! Someone you slept with,

a week and you didn't even ask him his last name?

Please, there are lots of those names.

- Who are you looking for in the circus? - Boris Arkadievich.

- Is it a friend? - It's an elephant!

No, Veruska, I think you need to see a doctor.

Excuse me, I'm looking for Nikita.

Okay, let's see.

So, Vasya, Vilen, Friedrich, Tobik, Rex, Santiago.

Girl, do you have a cat or a dog?

Excuse me, I'm looking for Nikita Andreevich.

Kolosov. How can I help?

Thank you. Help this lizard.

I won't make it to eight, it's after nine,

Come on, what about a little later?

Excuse me, does a young man young man named Nikita work here?

- So at ten. - Sorry.

I don't want to go to Karaoke!

Two hours listening to you guys out of tune.

- Is he here? - No, but he promised he would call.

- Do you want something from him? - Can I leave you a note?

Can I have some paper?

Okay, I'll try.

- Thank you. - I'll give it to you.

Yes, at 10 on Prazhskaya.

Oh, Nikita Andreevich, I'm glad you showed up.

I have to go. The plumber is going today fix something for me at home.

I see. Okay. Natasha, did someone ask about me?

A lot of customers all day. I passed everything on for tomorrow.

This is for you.

Our perfume, on our necks

Passed into the hands of others

And after seeing the dream on the back of a friend

As last spring I held your hands

Thank you.

If you decide, come quickly

Maybe May? Many days ago

I kept waiting...

- A little more. - Come on. Go, go, go.

- Right, okay. - Listen, are you sure? What about the wedding?

- What marriage? - What wedding? The wedding, the ceremony,

mystery, unity, bonds of love.

To the left, philologist, to the left.

- How? Why do you want to write everything down? - Louder.

- What? - Here.

Nonsense!

Hey, you guys by the wall, don't move!

Police! Police!

The shoe! No! No! No!

Look, this isn't funny anymore.

What do you think about? Obviously not with my head.

Maybe I think with my heart.

Yes? I always thought that this part of the body had a different name.

- Lesha! - Quiet, come on.

Oh, what a beauty. Nikas Safronov, you couldn't do better.

- Are you happy? - If she calls me, yes.

- Would you like anything else? - No, thank you, I'm expecting a friend.

Right.

Hello.

Kazantseva, remember you have a show?

- Yes, I passed it on for tomorrow.

- And you're coming? - Yes, I will.

I'm going to get an ulcer, Kazantseva!

- It will call. - It won't.

- It will call. - It won't.

- It will call. - It won't.

It will call.

- Hello. - Hello, Nikita, this is Vera.

- Where are you? - Hi, Vera, I'm in the car.

In the car? In which car?

In a Megane. Vera, I want to tell you that I

Then. "Admission for spectators closes one hour before the show."

Holy crap!

This interesting interlocutor kept me awake,

I hope you will too.

- Can we do it? - Vera Kazantseva was with you,

see you next week, in the same bed.

Thank you all, the shoot is over!

Can I have everyone's attention?

Vera,

Strange things have happened between us lately.

Well, it will also be my fault.

I am a famous athlete of a great sport,

and especially tennis, requires complete dedication.

Forgive me, maybe I'm stupid,

Although our wedding is in 3 days,

I wanted to tell you again,

in front of everyone: Vera, I love you.

And again, I propose to you.

Vera, take it. What is there to think, dear God?

Maybe your Nikita doesn't even exist, at all.

Go. Hello!

Hooray!

For those who are not sleeping, remember

who watch interviews from "In bed with conducted by Vera.

And our guest today, artist and designer,

I don't list all his works;

Klim Aristarkhovich.

Thank you.

You promised to tell me about your new creation.

Yes. It's hard to call it creation.

I just got blown away by the mythology.

And if you want, I'll tell you a story.

Within the topic of our program, do you agree?

- Please. - Good, then;

God created Adam and from one of his ribs Eve.

And he told them to live as one and never be separated.

And as you know this exotic couple lived in the Garden of Eden.

What kind of garden it was, we don't know.

But it is more or less clear that that garden

... it was quite large.

So I say and some of my colleagues,

bear with me, that God would be so much smarter,

than it is customary today think of Him,

gave Adam and Eve another ability;

regardless of where they fell asleep,

They would wake up together the next morning.

Like you and me here; in the same bed.

Incredible.

It is a pity that we have lost this aptitude.

Yeah, it would be great to keep that connection, let's say,

between you and your wife.

Unfortunately, although in that respect I'm glad I'm not married.

You ask why? I answer.

Apparently, because I haven't found the woman yet,

who I would like to wake up with.

Zinaida Ivanovna!

Zinaida Ivanovna, Hello! Sorry.

- You again? - Me again.

- Yes, where is she? - That's the problem, she is not.

Don't laugh, but where is the problem?

If you have a problem today tomorrow you will have another one.

- The problem is you. - Well, Zinaida Ivanovna, yes, I...

- I don't understand? - Sorry.

I need your help; the house back and then it will appear.

- Which house? - Your dream house.

Really? It's impossible, it's gone.

- How did it "disappear"? - It was made in parts.

the roof for Cherepovets, the walls to Voronezh.

- Do you remember the bedside tables? - Yes.

They went to Chelyaba. Khripunov didn't want them,

- but I succeeded, thanks to my charisma. - Zina!

- Why are you always touching me? - Zina!

You can't, control yourself.

- Zinaida Ivanovna, really. - What?

Help me. It is a matter of of life and death.

"Life or death?"

It touched my heart.

Stop looking at me like that.

- Thank you. - Don't thank me, I don't know yet

what I can do for you.

- Well, let's go. - Let's go.

I don't know what I can do in this situation.

I'm waiting for you, please come quickly

Please come, come, come

Why delay, call quickly

call me...

Beware!

... for our love

I wait, I hope, I wait only for you!

No, it is a wall, not the floor.

How long I will have to wait, I don't know

But among all, I will recognize you among all

Why delay, call quickly

Call me for our love

Waiting, waiting, waiting in the afternoon

Waiting, waiting, waiting at midnight

Waiting, waiting Waiting only for you

What? How? Why didn't the container arrive?

- What customs? - The bed?

But you promised!

Don't you realize that this is...

My God, this is a disaster!

Where is the bed?

There will be no bed.

And the bed?

- There will be no bed. - But you promised.

He said he had left.

I didn't say I was out, but loaded.

- Loaded, and...? - Loaded.

- E...? - They unloaded it.

There was an inspection.

They were inspected is a catastrophe. Seized until everything is clarified.

Abramson is there! And if Abramson quit,

not even God can help.

Don't be upset.

Don't cry.

What's up? It's okay, isn't it?

Three days! It seemed that we could do it, but then

I am married.

I was. A long time ago.

Civil marriage.

- Zinaida Ivanovna! - Yes.

- Don't worry. - Right.

You've done all you can.

Go.

- Good-bye. - Goodbye.

The wedding takes place today

Risin Konstantin Sergeevich and Kazantseva Vera Pavlovna.

Dear newlyweds in each person's life,

There are unforgettable days and events.

Today is one of those days, the birth of your family.

The family is the union of people who love each other and the union is voluntary.

And before you I perform this marriage,

you must ask; your desire to marry,

is sincere, free and well assimilated?

Konstantin agrees, to marry Vera?

- Yes. - You agree, Vera,

in marrying Konstantin?

Good Morning.

You are here...

The bed didn't arrive. Abramson was held up.

I thought it wouldn't work, but you still woke up with me.

I didn't wake up, I came here.

Did you run away from your wedding?

I want to wake up in bed with the person I love.

I have a question for you:

If I kiss you won't you slap me?

I'll slap you is if you don't kiss me.

Then I will kiss you well.

If it wasn't for that character, you would be priceless.

DREAM HOUSE Project author Klim Abramson

You can't whistle, look.

Three, two, one, and...

The night passes through the streets

Go to

With a light queenly step

You take me into your captivity

On my knees Kissing for the last time

Just

A glass of vodka on the table

Don't hit me!

The pain

It resonates in me

This young moon cries

Let my eyes be silent

Can you do it? Then. Do you like it?

Silently staring at the moon

If someone calls your attention, hurry back

I don't know.

Just

A glass of vodka on the table

The seer howls outside the window

A silent pain

It resonates in me

This young moon cries

The silent pain echoes in me

This young moon cries

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