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when I was a kid I used to love banana
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when I was a kid I used to love banana
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when I was a kid I used to love banana
milkshake more than anything in the
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milkshake more than anything in the
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milkshake more than anything in the
world
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world
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world
and then the time came when I wanted to
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and then the time came when I wanted to
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and then the time came when I wanted to
try strawberry chocolate and vanilla
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it's called an analogy
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monogamy is against nature if we're
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monogamy is against nature if we're
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monogamy is against nature if we're
meant to mate for life how come after
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meant to mate for life how come after
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meant to mate for life how come after
population we're having Affairs
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population we're having Affairs
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population we're having Affairs
how do you know he could be paying a
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how do you know he could be paying a
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how do you know he could be paying a
prostitute to walk all over him in high
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prostitute to walk all over him in high
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prostitute to walk all over him in high
heels
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heels
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heels
so tell me you've never fantasized about
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so tell me you've never fantasized about
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so tell me you've never fantasized about
another man
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another man
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another man
that's not what I asked
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that's not what I asked
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that's not what I asked
forget about your vows It's A Primitive
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forget about your vows It's A Primitive
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forget about your vows It's A Primitive
urge we're mammals we can't help
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urge we're mammals we can't help
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urge we're mammals we can't help
ourselves
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ourselves
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ourselves
you're lying to me and I want you to
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you're lying to me and I want you to
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you're lying to me and I want you to
tell the truth now you put your hand on
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tell the truth now you put your hand on
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tell the truth now you put your hand on
your heart and tell me who's God is your
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your heart and tell me who's God is your
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your heart and tell me who's God is your
witness that you've never looked at
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witness that you've never looked at
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witness that you've never looked at
another man and thought if only I could
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another man and thought if only I could
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another man and thought if only I could
feel him if only I could touch him if
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feel him if only I could touch him if
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feel him if only I could touch him if
only I were allowed you tell me that
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only I were allowed you tell me that
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only I were allowed you tell me that
you've never felt that
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yes or no Maggie
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does so
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does so
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does so
foreign
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foreign
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foreign
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there's a perception building that you
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there's a perception building that you
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there's a perception building that you
have trouble with mornings tardiness is
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have trouble with mornings tardiness is
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have trouble with mornings tardiness is
becoming the norm
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becoming the norm
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becoming the norm
someone complained officers breed bad
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someone complained officers breed bad
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someone complained officers breed bad
reputations
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reputations
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reputations
please complete this isn't a
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please complete this isn't a
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please complete this isn't a
finger-pointing exercise Niall we just
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finger-pointing exercise Niall we just
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finger-pointing exercise Niall we just
want to know if there are any mitigating
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want to know if there are any mitigating
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want to know if there are any mitigating
circumstances any reason why this keeps
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circumstances any reason why this keeps
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circumstances any reason why this keeps
happening
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my girlfriend left me a couple of months
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my girlfriend left me a couple of months
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my girlfriend left me a couple of months
back
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back
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back
she'd been having a thing with a work
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she'd been having a thing with a work
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she'd been having a thing with a work
mate and it sort of kicked my legs away
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mate and it sort of kicked my legs away
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mate and it sort of kicked my legs away
I keep thinking how could they do that
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I keep thinking how could they do that
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I keep thinking how could they do that
to me
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how could anyone do that
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how could anyone do that
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how could anyone do that
especially a week before their wedding
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especially a week before their wedding
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especially a week before their wedding
you sit there all holier than now and
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you sit there all holier than now and
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you sit there all holier than now and
all the time you're thinking about him
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all the time you're thinking about him
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all the time you're thinking about him
and what you did with him you dirty
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and what you did with him you dirty
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and what you did with him you dirty
cheating is there anything you'd like to
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cheating is there anything you'd like to
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cheating is there anything you'd like to
learn
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foreign
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no thank you
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no thank you
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no thank you
well I appreciate your honesty and your
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well I appreciate your honesty and your
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well I appreciate your honesty and your
commitment to rectify the situation
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commitment to rectify the situation
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commitment to rectify the situation
we'll see you again in three months
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thanks for attending my calls been busy
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thanks for attending my calls been busy
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thanks for attending my calls been busy
I know I'm a good language so I can't
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I know I'm a good language so I can't
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I know I'm a good language so I can't
have a mistakes you want to know the
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have a mistakes you want to know the
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have a mistakes you want to know the
truth sure it's The Voice listen you
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truth sure it's The Voice listen you
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truth sure it's The Voice listen you
aunties you're absolutely Sensational in
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aunties you're absolutely Sensational in
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aunties you're absolutely Sensational in
the eye but the accent baby good day
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the eye but the accent baby good day
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the eye but the accent baby good day
how's it going mate he doesn't even sit
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how's it going mate he doesn't even sit
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how's it going mate he doesn't even sit
while we can yet are you serious
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while we can yet are you serious
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while we can yet are you serious
I had a French bird ones now there's an
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I had a French bird ones now there's an
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I had a French bird ones now there's an
accent
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great idea for tonight's show most
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great idea for tonight's show most
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great idea for tonight's show most
feeble reason for dumping someone I'll
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feeble reason for dumping someone I'll
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feeble reason for dumping someone I'll
have the phones ringing off the hook be
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have the phones ringing off the hook be
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have the phones ringing off the hook be
full of your exes yeah we could make it
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full of your exes yeah we could make it
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full of your exes yeah we could make it
a feature much more love rat
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a feature much more love rat
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a feature much more love rat
that's very good excellent yeah
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that's very good excellent yeah
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that's very good excellent yeah
you know I'm starting to feel like a
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you know I'm starting to feel like a
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you know I'm starting to feel like a
gooseberry in this studio and if I
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gooseberry in this studio and if I
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gooseberry in this studio and if I
didn't know that you were a bush baby I
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didn't know that you were a bush baby I
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didn't know that you were a bush baby I
would definitely think that something
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would definitely think that something
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would definitely think that something
was going on Read My Lips
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was going on Read My Lips
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was going on Read My Lips
I shag men
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I shag men
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I shag men
the girls are meeting for bridesmaids
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the girls are meeting for bridesmaids
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the girls are meeting for bridesmaids
chat tonight finalize things thought we
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chat tonight finalize things thought we
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chat tonight finalize things thought we
could do the same with some liquid
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could do the same with some liquid
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could do the same with some liquid
refreshment absolutely it's in the diary
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where they're having the drinks oh
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where they're having the drinks oh
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where they're having the drinks oh
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please
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please
bar why don't we just go around there
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well I should sort this this alley stuff
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well I should sort this this alley stuff
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well I should sort this this alley stuff
out before the wedding you don't want a
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out before the wedding you don't want a
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out before the wedding you don't want a
scene on your hands
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miss
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my parents are away tonight my uncles
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my parents are away tonight my uncles
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my parents are away tonight my uncles
died and they've gone to his funeral in
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died and they've gone to his funeral in
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died and they've gone to his funeral in
Anthem I'm sorry to hear that
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so I was thinking house to myself
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so I was thinking house to myself
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so I was thinking house to myself
maybe you could come over
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maybe you could come over
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maybe you could come over
why would I want to do that Aaron
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why would I want to do that Aaron
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why would I want to do that Aaron
here's your dress
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I'll put this in the bin for you
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I'll put this in the bin for you
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I'll put this in the bin for you
anytime after three
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I was just sitting there thinking this
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I was just sitting there thinking this
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I was just sitting there thinking this
is it yeah
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is it yeah
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is it yeah
this is it I I've lost the best thing
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this is it I I've lost the best thing
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this is it I I've lost the best thing
that's ever happened to me
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she came back and it was okay she still
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she came back and it was okay she still
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she came back and it was okay she still
wanted to go through with it got the
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wanted to go through with it got the
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wanted to go through with it got the
relief
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relief
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relief
what you've been
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you ask her I don't care
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you ask her I don't care
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you ask her I don't care
so everything's uh cool now is it that's
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so everything's uh cool now is it that's
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so everything's uh cool now is it that's
been a bit weird quiet but yeah we're
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been a bit weird quiet but yeah we're
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been a bit weird quiet but yeah we're
still getting married and you're still
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still getting married and you're still
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still getting married and you're still
the best man
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the best man
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the best man
you sure you want to do this
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you sure you want to do this
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you sure you want to do this
for the wedding
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for the wedding
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for the wedding
cool what
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she might have a point
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she might have a point
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she might have a point
why did it take you so long
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why did it take you so long
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why did it take you so long
I'm at the bird of me dreams it's uh
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I'm at the bird of me dreams it's uh
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I'm at the bird of me dreams it's uh
once only eight years to bugger
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it was like a um what's an epiphany I
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it was like a um what's an epiphany I
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it was like a um what's an epiphany I
was lying there and it pulled my vomit
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was lying there and it pulled my vomit
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was lying there and it pulled my vomit
when suddenly I realized that's it no
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when suddenly I realized that's it no
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when suddenly I realized that's it no
more everything's got to change what
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more everything's got to change what
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more everything's got to change what
again no but this time I'm serious from
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again no but this time I'm serious from
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again no but this time I'm serious from
now on it's the new me there's gonna be
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now on it's the new me there's gonna be
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now on it's the new me there's gonna be
no more drinking drugs falling over at
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no more drinking drugs falling over at
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no more drinking drugs falling over at
parties that is it zip and Benito
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parties that is it zip and Benito
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parties that is it zip and Benito
I thought you weren't drinking mom
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I thought you weren't drinking mom
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I thought you weren't drinking mom
oh no I'm not oh no I mean like drinking
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oh no I'm not oh no I mean like drinking
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oh no I'm not oh no I mean like drinking
drinking like blackout drinking I know I
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drinking like blackout drinking I know I
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drinking like blackout drinking I know I
can't give up completely because I'll
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can't give up completely because I'll
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can't give up completely because I'll
never get through the week
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ladies and gentlemen the groom
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ladies and gentlemen the groom
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ladies and gentlemen the groom
what are you doing here I smiled you if
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what are you doing here I smiled you if
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what are you doing here I smiled you if
you don't mind if we join you do you
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you don't mind if we join you do you
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you don't mind if we join you do you
still have time
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try it with me and you'll get one in the
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try it with me and you'll get one in the
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try it with me and you'll get one in the
mouth
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mouth
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mouth
foreign
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you've probably seen the posters
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you've probably seen the posters
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you've probably seen the posters
oh work sorry he's trying on with a
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oh work sorry he's trying on with a
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oh work sorry he's trying on with a
seven year old
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I'm afraid that won't be possible
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I'm afraid that won't be possible
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I'm afraid that won't be possible
why not um well for the obvious reasons
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why not um well for the obvious reasons
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why not um well for the obvious reasons
really could we discuss this tomorrow
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really could we discuss this tomorrow
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really could we discuss this tomorrow
your husband there with you
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your husband there with you
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your husband there with you
I'm your teacher please stop ringing me
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I'm your teacher please stop ringing me
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I'm your teacher please stop ringing me
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why have you run me
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why have you run me
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why have you run me
there's nothing to see we can't ignore
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there's nothing to see we can't ignore
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there's nothing to see we can't ignore
this can we no
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foreign
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you're getting married on Saturday
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Claire what we had
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it was sex Mitch
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it was sex Mitch
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it was sex Mitch
nothing more nothing less
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you don't mean that
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I'm not discussing this in front of my
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I'm not discussing this in front of my
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I'm not discussing this in front of my
baby
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please
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please just tell me what you're feeling
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fine all right then we'll nip downstairs
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fine all right then we'll nip downstairs
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fine all right then we'll nip downstairs
and discuss in front of all the others
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and discuss in front of all the others
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and discuss in front of all the others
shall we
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do what you did and then carry on until
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do what you did and then carry on until
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do what you did and then carry on until
nothing's happened
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nothing's happened
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nothing's happened
what do you want from image
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what do you want from image
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what do you want from image
to leave Woody to move in with you is
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to leave Woody to move in with you is
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to leave Woody to move in with you is
that really what you expect to happen
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not just one
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I just went when we had that night
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after the sex
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I don't know what you had much I just
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I don't know what you had much I just
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I don't know what you had much I just
said guilt
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where's Mitch singles is godson
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we make a move get on there
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[Music]
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[Music]
spend a lot of time
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thinking it over
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two wrongs make a rhyme
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threes out of clover
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threes out of clover
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threes out of clover
[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
you get your turn
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you get your turn
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you get your turn
[Music]
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I can't stand on the Earth
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everybody's been there
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everybody's been there
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everybody's been there
foreign
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[Music]
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[Music]
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foreign
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[Music]
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[Music]
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foreign
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name Janet
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name Janet
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name Janet
it's one of my favorites yeah yeah I
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it's one of my favorites yeah yeah I
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it's one of my favorites yeah yeah I
could do it a few more laughs though
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could do it a few more laughs though
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could do it a few more laughs though
it's holding my Yankees
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take your time Dad
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you're looking forward to your big day
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you're looking forward to your big day
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you're looking forward to your big day
can't wait you're looking I
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can't wait you're looking I
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can't wait you're looking I
can let me have a drink
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can let me have a drink
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can let me have a drink
whiskey and morphina
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whiskey and morphina
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whiskey and morphina
foreign
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[Music]
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cancer kill yourself
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cancer kill yourself
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cancer kill yourself
you never so much just put one in his
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you never so much just put one in his
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you never so much just put one in his
mouth
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mouth
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mouth
now look
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I wish I could be there for him
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I wish I could be there for him
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I wish I could be there for him
I know Elaine does a good job and I know
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I know Elaine does a good job and I know
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I know Elaine does a good job and I know
she loves him in a way but
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she loves him in a way but
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she loves him in a way but
she's never looking black guy
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I don't even could spend these last
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I don't even could spend these last
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I don't even could spend these last
months together
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men women what's the difference it's all
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men women what's the difference it's all
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men women what's the difference it's all
it's all basically the same it's just
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it's all basically the same it's just
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it's all basically the same it's just
it's just
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your feet and thumbs are so great yeah
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your feet and thumbs are so great yeah
447
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your feet and thumbs are so great yeah
and fannies you got any Dylan uh yes no
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and fannies you got any Dylan uh yes no
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and fannies you got any Dylan uh yes no
well I I did have the greatest hits but
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well I I did have the greatest hits but
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well I I did have the greatest hits but
someone used it as a coaster so um I
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someone used it as a coaster so um I
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someone used it as a coaster so um I
think Madonna I love them Don
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think Madonna I love them Don
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think Madonna I love them Don
I don't love Madonna but
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okay
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okay
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okay
sorry
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461
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only a bit of spilled milk
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foreign
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go out and do it again
466
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467
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come in
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come in
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come in
will you help me with my homework
470
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will you help me with my homework
471
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will you help me with my homework
which subject maths
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which subject maths
473
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which subject maths
I'm not good at maths
474
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I'm not good at maths
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I'm not good at maths
ask Kelly
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477
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you could have helped him
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you could have helped him
479
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you could have helped him
what do I know about fractions but as
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what do I know about fractions but as
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what do I know about fractions but as
much as me you're a teacher yeah an
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much as me you're a teacher yeah an
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much as me you're a teacher yeah an
English teacher exactly
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English teacher exactly
485
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English teacher exactly
you know how to spell algebra I want to
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you know how to spell algebra I want to
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you know how to spell algebra I want to
come off the bill
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it's called I want a baby
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it's called I want a baby
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it's called I want a baby
why what do you mean why I mean why
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why what do you mean why I mean why
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why what do you mean why I mean why
why'd you want one that's what we're
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why'd you want one that's what we're
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why'd you want one that's what we're
here for
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497
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it's all right for you've got a child
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it's all right for you've got a child
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it's all right for you've got a child
yeah what mistake's quite enough the
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yeah what mistake's quite enough the
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yeah what mistake's quite enough the
Scott Pullman method of bringing life
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Scott Pullman method of bringing life
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Scott Pullman method of bringing life
into the world to get cakes off your
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into the world to get cakes off your
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into the world to get cakes off your
face and say risk here for a biscuit
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face and say risk here for a biscuit
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face and say risk here for a biscuit
it's not funny girl
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it's not funny girl
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it's not funny girl
I've got her forever
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I've got her forever
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I've got her forever
because of a shark I can hardly remember
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because of a shark I can hardly remember
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because of a shark I can hardly remember
can we at least talk about this like
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can we at least talk about this like
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can we at least talk about this like
mature adults you
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