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let me off

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you don't look at me like you used

sometimes you don't seem into it

sometimes you don't seem into it

sometimes you don't seem into it where's all this come from

you can keep your hands off me before we

you can keep your hands off me before we

you can keep your hands off me before we had Jack

had Jack

had Jack you're gorgeous

you're gorgeous

you're gorgeous is that like cute

is that like cute

is that like cute I used to be sexy

I used to be sexy

I used to be sexy mine's still sexy would I be marrying a

mine's still sexy would I be marrying a

mine's still sexy would I be marrying a woman that wasn't sexy

yeah

do you ever wish it was just me and you

do you ever wish it was just me and you

do you ever wish it was just me and you again

again

again well without that little [\h__\h] every

well without that little [\h__\h] every

well without that little [\h__\h] every single morning

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know yeah

yeah

yeah yeah sometimes have you ever done

yeah sometimes have you ever done

yeah sometimes have you ever done anything about it

anything about it

anything about it oh no have you no

no but occasionally I see you looking

no but occasionally I see you looking

no but occasionally I see you looking in shops

in shops

in shops and people are always the same type

and people are always the same type

and people are always the same type young dark-haired skinny it's like you

young dark-haired skinny it's like you

young dark-haired skinny it's like you want what I used to be

I'm going to check on that's right walk

I'm going to check on that's right walk

I'm going to check on that's right walk away head in the sand Woody's answered

away head in the sand Woody's answered

away head in the sand Woody's answered everything you're being ridiculous am I

everything you're being ridiculous am I

everything you're being ridiculous am I yes

yes

yes I love you

I love you

I love you we're getting married what would you

we're getting married what would you

we're getting married what would you need to know

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the human resources Claire Wellington I

the human resources Claire Wellington I

the human resources Claire Wellington I got arrested last night

got arrested last night

got arrested last night what were you doing

although I did manage to spray on a

although I did manage to spray on a

although I did manage to spray on a mustache which will hate when they could

mustache which will hate when they could

mustache which will hate when they could break

do you know if they do an oap concession

oh sorry

oh sorry

oh sorry sorry

so not only am I a lonely old spinster

so not only am I a lonely old spinster

so not only am I a lonely old spinster with no hope of ever finding us

started 10 minutes ago

foreign

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I'll come outside okay

right in the best man's speech and I

right in the best man's speech and I

right in the best man's speech and I just need a few funny stuff about Woody

just need a few funny stuff about Woody

just need a few funny stuff about Woody I was gonna tell you out to lunch

your boss long story well short story

your boss long story well short story

your boss long story well short story I've forgotten her to do my job

I've forgotten her to do my job

I've forgotten her to do my job whatever happened to the old me hey

come here

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foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

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this has to stop what does

this has to stop what does

this has to stop what does you know what

you know what

you know what the looks the comments the little

the looks the comments the little

the looks the comments the little gestures

gestures

gestures and that stunt you pulled on the radio

and that stunt you pulled on the radio

and that stunt you pulled on the radio was not appreciated you heard it yeah

was not appreciated you heard it yeah

was not appreciated you heard it yeah he's my brother I know but I don't think

he's my brother I know but I don't think

he's my brother I know but I don't think you always listened I don't know was

you always listened I don't know was

you always listened I don't know was this and I just happened to

this what I said though

this what I said though

this what I said though is true

is true

is true I think about you at home

I think about you at home

I think about you at home in bed

in bed

in bed please don't talk like that it's

please don't talk like that it's

please don't talk like that it's ridiculous I'm literally old enough to

ridiculous I'm literally old enough to

ridiculous I'm literally old enough to be your mother

so I'm not having this conversation

so I'm not having this conversation

so I'm not having this conversation just please stop this nonsense otherwise

just please stop this nonsense otherwise

just please stop this nonsense otherwise I'll have to go to the Head

I'll have to go to the Head

I'll have to go to the Head okay

okay

okay yeah

yeah

yeah you stop looking at me you know

you stop looking at me you know

you stop looking at me you know I've seen you during class

and what you think you miss

because

because

because whatever it is

whatever it is

whatever it is thinking the same

serial offender last night's show

serial offender last night's show

serial offender last night's show included 45 derogatory religious

included 45 derogatory religious

included 45 derogatory religious references do you find derogatory Jesus

references do you find derogatory Jesus

references do you find derogatory Jesus Christ that's the guy's name Christ

Christ that's the guy's name Christ

Christ that's the guy's name Christ almighty Christ on a bike [\h__\h]

almighty Christ on a bike [\h__\h]

almighty Christ on a bike [\h__\h] Christ and my personal favorite Jesus

Christ and my personal favorite Jesus

Christ and my personal favorite Jesus mother of shite

mother of shite

mother of shite [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] it can't go on we just can't tolerate

it can't go on we just can't tolerate

it can't go on we just can't tolerate this on such a regular basis

this on such a regular basis

this on such a regular basis right so if I want to use derogatory

right so if I want to use derogatory

right so if I want to use derogatory religious references I can do but only

religious references I can do but only

religious references I can do but only on special occasions like Easter Pope's

on special occasions like Easter Pope's

on special occasions like Easter Pope's birthday Christmas time

birthday Christmas time

birthday Christmas time or should I apply writing beforehand and

or should I apply writing beforehand and

or should I apply writing beforehand and you can sanction a few phrases I'll just

you can sanction a few phrases I'll just

you can sanction a few phrases I'll just sprinkle throughout the year

sprinkle throughout the year

sprinkle throughout the year they said I'd have trouble with you

they said I'd have trouble with you

they said I'd have trouble with you but I tell them not to worry I've

but I tell them not to worry I've

but I tell them not to worry I've handled much bigger fish in my time and

handled much bigger fish in my time and

handled much bigger fish in my time and I tend to come out on top

I tend to come out on top

I tend to come out on top Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ hey you

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thank you

you're late leaving hankies and kept me

you're late leaving hankies and kept me

you're late leaving hankies and kept me an attention Ginger I do that it's not

an attention Ginger I do that it's not

an attention Ginger I do that it's not four

four

four cool images

again I'll give you a lift

sometimes the signals get confused all

sometimes the signals get confused all

sometimes the signals get confused all that testosterone closing around such a

that testosterone closing around such a

that testosterone closing around such a claustrophobic environment things are

claustrophobic environment things are

claustrophobic environment things are bound to develop it's not a crash Miss

bound to develop it's not a crash Miss

bound to develop it's not a crash Miss please don't call me miss what's the

please don't call me miss what's the

please don't call me miss what's the alternative

alternative

alternative my name

my name

my name we're not in class obviously in class

we're not in class obviously in class

we're not in class obviously in class it's missing talk a pack of bees and

it's missing talk a pack of bees and

it's missing talk a pack of bees and signals

signals

signals same phone as mine that

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let me touch you

this

can't happen

you know why

I'm married

I'm married

I'm married I'm not happily

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thanks for a lift Kelly

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[Music] you entered work under the influence of

you entered work under the influence of

you entered work under the influence of alcohol and behaved in a violent and

alcohol and behaved in a violent and

alcohol and behaved in a violent and inappropriate manner towards a female

inappropriate manner towards a female

inappropriate manner towards a female employee therefore we have no option but

employee therefore we have no option but

employee therefore we have no option but to terminate your contract this is my

to terminate your contract this is my

to terminate your contract this is my life effect you have the right to an

life effect you have the right to an

life effect you have the right to an appeal stuff you're pale Dwayne I went

appeal stuff you're pale Dwayne I went

appeal stuff you're pale Dwayne I went my balls off for this company you

my balls off for this company you

my balls off for this company you believe that [\h__\h] over me

believe that [\h__\h] over me

believe that [\h__\h] over me screw you

screw you

screw you I'll tell you why

I'll tell you why

I'll tell you why because she's a woman

because she's a woman

because she's a woman you haven't even been here you come back

you haven't even been here you come back

you haven't even been here you come back and ruin my life

and ruin my life

and ruin my life well I'll find you

questions

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[Music] thank you

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if that had happened two years ago I

if that had happened two years ago I

if that had happened two years ago I would have

would have

would have given as good as I got but

given as good as I got but

given as good as I got but today it just

today it just

today it just scared me

it's like

it's like

it's like I don't know something's changed I look

I don't know something's changed I look

I don't know something's changed I look at all the things I've got to deal with

at all the things I've got to deal with

at all the things I've got to deal with in there and I just think

in there and I just think

in there and I just think who cares

who cares

who cares I just want to be at home Jack

I just want to be at home Jack

I just want to be at home Jack all right it's bound to be hard first

all right it's bound to be hard first

all right it's bound to be hard first week back isn't it

week back isn't it

week back isn't it maybe it's all too much work Jack the

maybe it's all too much work Jack the

maybe it's all too much work Jack the wedding

wedding

wedding maybe we should have waited after all

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[Music] thank you

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Scott

foreign

I've been invited to New York all

I've been invited to New York all

I've been invited to New York all expenses paid condition being I'm there

expenses paid condition being I'm there

expenses paid condition being I'm there by breakfast it's been nice having a

by breakfast it's been nice having a

by breakfast it's been nice having a rich boyfriend clothes

rich boyfriend clothes

rich boyfriend clothes toys Etc I told the school you'll be

toys Etc I told the school you'll be

toys Etc I told the school you'll be bringing her any problems ringing my

bringing her any problems ringing my

bringing her any problems ringing my mobile in America

mobile in America

mobile in America you think I'm made of money

you think I'm made of money

you think I'm made of money [Music]

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[Music] great

great

great hey fantastic

hey fantastic

hey fantastic you have a nice time weren't we

you have a nice time weren't we

you have a nice time weren't we oh my darling I'll ring you from the

oh my darling I'll ring you from the

oh my darling I'll ring you from the states

states

states [Music]

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[Music] have a nice trip

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finishing later starting early I need to

finishing later starting early I need to

finishing later starting early I need to finish the internals Mitch gave me a

finish the internals Mitch gave me a

finish the internals Mitch gave me a ride

marks out ten then

marks out ten then

marks out ten then um nil

um nil

um nil based on the fact that she slept with a

based on the fact that she slept with a

based on the fact that she slept with a wanker like you oh blonde Aussie long

wanker like you oh blonde Aussie long

wanker like you oh blonde Aussie long legs oh you're tiny bit jealous make

legs oh you're tiny bit jealous make

legs oh you're tiny bit jealous make sure we're on air in 10 seconds

sure we're on air in 10 seconds

sure we're on air in 10 seconds what do you think Les boss you'd eat

what do you think Les boss you'd eat

what do you think Les boss you'd eat chips out of knickers wouldn't you [\h__\h]

chips out of knickers wouldn't you [\h__\h]

chips out of knickers wouldn't you [\h__\h] Focus five seconds

you're listening to after dark anything

you're listening to after dark anything

you're listening to after dark anything goes well let's keep things nice and

goes well let's keep things nice and

goes well let's keep things nice and funky good