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hello hi

how much do I owe you 7 30.

how much do I owe you 7 30.

how much do I owe you 7 30. okay I have to see where I can find

okay I have to see where I can find

okay I have to see where I can find come into my boudoir

come into my boudoir

come into my boudoir don't worry I don't bite

just like one of those porn films isn't

just like one of those porn films isn't

just like one of those porn films isn't it

it

it there's a woman alone in her flat and

there's a woman alone in her flat and

there's a woman alone in her flat and her sexy man comes to her door in his

her sexy man comes to her door in his

her sexy man comes to her door in his leathers

leathers

leathers and they asked for payment and she says

and they asked for payment and she says

and they asked for payment and she says perhaps we could come to some sort of

perhaps we could come to some sort of

perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement and then before you know it

arrangement and then before you know it

arrangement and then before you know it the humping like rabbits

you can't stop now it's your idea

you can't stop now it's your idea

you can't stop now it's your idea no no it was a mistake I'm sorry

men don't take only to be [\h__\h] around

men don't take only to be [\h__\h] around

men don't take only to be [\h__\h] around next bloke my takeaway promised

I'll keep the change

do you have to go

do you have to go

do you have to go I'm the best man but it's finally a dry

I'm the best man but it's finally a dry

I'm the best man but it's finally a dry run how hard can it be to hand over a

run how hard can it be to hand over a

run how hard can it be to hand over a couple of rings Nicole please I'm really

couple of rings Nicole please I'm really

couple of rings Nicole please I'm really not naughty for me staunch willpower

all on my own

all on my own

all on my own she's Miss darker then it might be too

she's Miss darker then it might be too

she's Miss darker then it might be too dangerous to leave the house

so you're missing the bridesmaid and the

so you're missing the bridesmaid and the

so you're missing the bridesmaid and the best man yeah Fred so they've uh they've

best man yeah Fred so they've uh they've

best man yeah Fred so they've uh they've both disappeared Into Thin Air purpose

both disappeared Into Thin Air purpose

both disappeared Into Thin Air purpose of the exercise is to ensure everyone

of the exercise is to ensure everyone

of the exercise is to ensure everyone knows what they're doing I'm really

knows what they're doing I'm really

knows what they're doing I'm really sorry

sorry

sorry let's hope they're more reliable on the

let's hope they're more reliable on the

let's hope they're more reliable on the day

day

day shall we make a start

shall we make a start

shall we make a start so Claire you'll walk into position

s friends not a single message from

s friends not a single message from

s friends not a single message from either well you know what they like it's

either well you know what they like it's

either well you know what they like it's not about them they're our best friends

not about them they're our best friends

not about them they're our best friends we can't keep letting them off

we can't keep letting them off

we can't keep letting them off it's not good enough

it's not good enough

it's not good enough they know how important it says to me

they know how important it says to me

they know how important it says to me they don't want everything to be perfect

they don't want everything to be perfect

they don't want everything to be perfect yeah where are they probably hiding so

yeah where are they probably hiding so

yeah where are they probably hiding so they don't have to face each other

they don't have to face each other

they don't have to face each other exactly always saying nothing bloody

exactly always saying nothing bloody

exactly always saying nothing bloody cells

cells

cells a mess

a mess

a mess nobody weddings the shambles

none of this is so imagined

none of this is so imagined

none of this is so imagined quite a fairy tale wedding

quite a fairy tale wedding

quite a fairy tale wedding I wanted to feel like a princess

I wanted to feel like a princess

I wanted to feel like a princess instead I'm exhausted because a

instead I'm exhausted because a

instead I'm exhausted because a nine-month-old baby I'm I'm too far from

nine-month-old baby I'm I'm too far from

nine-month-old baby I'm I'm too far from my dress I've got a useless bridesmaids

my dress I've got a useless bridesmaids

my dress I've got a useless bridesmaids and my father is walking me down the

and my father is walking me down the

and my father is walking me down the aisle in a wheelchair it will be

aisle in a wheelchair it will be

aisle in a wheelchair it will be fantastic it won't be fantastic it'll be

fantastic it won't be fantastic it'll be

fantastic it won't be fantastic it'll be a fiasco

why didn't you propose earlier

why didn't you propose earlier

why didn't you propose earlier I waited I'm waiting I'm waiting three

I waited I'm waiting I'm waiting three

I waited I'm waiting I'm waiting three years and four years and five years and

years and four years and five years and

years and four years and five years and still didn't come I don't know

because you weren't sure

because you weren't sure

because you weren't sure you were keeping your options open

you knew I wanted to marry

you knew I wanted to marry

you knew I wanted to marry I knew for years I mean you never asked

I knew for years I mean you never asked

I knew for years I mean you never asked me

I think

I think

I think what do you mean you don't know how can

what do you mean you don't know how can

what do you mean you don't know how can you not know Jesus Christ what's the

you not know Jesus Christ what's the

you not know Jesus Christ what's the matter with you

matter with you

matter with you I'm neurotic it's like living with a

I'm neurotic it's like living with a

I'm neurotic it's like living with a different person

we were too busy living

we were too busy living

we were too busy living we had careers social lives you remember

we had careers social lives you remember

we had careers social lives you remember those days and marriage to which didn't

those days and marriage to which didn't

those days and marriage to which didn't seem that important we were too busy

seem that important we were too busy

seem that important we were too busy having fun

important to me so was your career

important to me so was your career

important to me so was your career what's happened to that

what's happened to that

what's happened to that huh

huh

huh you were the most ambitious person I'd

you were the most ambitious person I'd

you were the most ambitious person I'd ever met

ever met

ever met he wanted everything it's what I loved

he wanted everything it's what I loved

he wanted everything it's what I loved about you your passion your drive what's

about you your passion your drive what's

about you your passion your drive what's changed Claire

how's your baby

that's what's changed your selfish

that's what's changed your selfish

that's what's changed your selfish bastard

bastard

bastard class

class

class Claire

but don't be ridiculous we're gonna pick

but don't be ridiculous we're gonna pick

but don't be ridiculous we're gonna pick jack up from Kelly is it gonna get

jack up from Kelly is it gonna get

jack up from Kelly is it gonna get yourself killed

tell me this

tell me this

tell me this if I've changed so much if I'm such a

if I've changed so much if I'm such a

if I've changed so much if I'm such a different person to the one you started

different person to the one you started

different person to the one you started going out with why are you marrying me

right now

right now

right now I haven't got a clue

can we do something like what anything

can we do something like what anything

can we do something like what anything and look at my new website

and look at my new website

and look at my new website it's got squirrels on it

you get more like your mother every day

you get more like your mother every day

you get more like your mother every day and that's not a compliment yeah

and that's not a compliment yeah

and that's not a compliment yeah absolutely

absolutely

absolutely so they were picking him up at five

noise

listen

listen

listen can you hear it

okay

what are you doing down there where

what are you doing down there where

what are you doing down there where tick tock Tick Tock piss off

tick tock Tick Tock piss off

tick tock Tick Tock piss off New Year's Eve 2002. we had the best

New Year's Eve 2002. we had the best

New Year's Eve 2002. we had the best shag of our life straight after we

shag of our life straight after we

shag of our life straight after we agreed we never wanted kids

I'm like a donkey I'll never forget it's

I'm like a donkey I'll never forget it's

I'm like a donkey I'll never forget it's an elephant

an elephant

an elephant to change my mind

he wasn't sure

eight years because he wasn't sure

eight years because he wasn't sure

eight years because he wasn't sure well that's what he's like it's not good

well that's what he's like it's not good

well that's what he's like it's not good enough Clary loves you

enough Clary loves you

enough Clary loves you I want to be a daughter you are I want

I want to be a daughter you are I want

I want to be a daughter you are I want to be

to be

to be the Beats number one

you are

Billy the bloody Runner prize

Billy the bloody Runner prize

Billy the bloody Runner prize if that's him I don't want to speak to

if that's him I don't want to speak to

if that's him I don't want to speak to him

it's it's a friend

female

you gotta let her in

is any wonder he doesn't want to marry

is any wonder he doesn't want to marry

is any wonder he doesn't want to marry me

me

me I Blame You Look At You

I Blame You Look At You

I Blame You Look At You bloody loves Harry or different woman

bloody loves Harry or different woman

bloody loves Harry or different woman every day filling his head with stories

every day filling his head with stories

every day filling his head with stories about all the great sex you're having

he's he's jealous of you

he's he's jealous of you

he's he's jealous of you well then then he's insane

you know why

you know why

the woman that I uh dream about

nobody much is up to her

nobody even comes close

but I have to lock up that little room

but I have to lock up that little room

but I have to lock up that little room inside my head because uh

inside my head because uh

inside my head because uh I can't have a

she's taken

if she wasn't

foreign

don't hate me

don't hate me

don't hate me I know I am a bad person

what happened to you

what happened to you

what happened to you well I started and then I realized that

well I started and then I realized that

well I started and then I realized that they were herbal stress relief tablets

they were herbal stress relief tablets

they were herbal stress relief tablets so I had the wine early

so I had the wine early

so I had the wine early I know I know

I know I know

I know I know that was going to be my question to you

we had around

we had around

we had around big one thought she might have come here

big one thought she might have come here

big one thought she might have come here I've been out getting um floor cleaner

I've been out getting um floor cleaner

I've been out getting um floor cleaner because oh well if she calls just tell

because oh well if she calls just tell

because oh well if she calls just tell her

her

her tell her to come home

run away

run away

run away when you hear them

you and I

you and I

you and I know

know

know why you carry on

guilty my insurance

Southern space

we can't humble me

we can't humble me

we can't humble me on a count of what you are

on a count of what you are

on a count of what you are and what

and what

and what is

I'm so sorry

where have you been

you know

all right

my world

my whole world

I love you so much

bury me

bury me

bury me you can't humble me

you can't humble me

you can't humble me on a count of what you are

on a count of what you are

on a count of what you are and what you did