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They say crack is whack, but have you seen this ass?

I'm incredible. Oh my God.

I'm just so good at this, I'm so (beep)ing good at this.

This is crazy.

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Hello, hi there, my name is Bosco.

I am from Seattle Washington and I am 28 years old.

The name Bosco came from a dead animal.

(record scratch)

My childhood's dog name was Bosco,

and I just thought it was neat.

So he's not using it anymore, he's dead.

So now it's mine. (Dog barking)

The Seattle drag scene is really, really diverse and cool.

There's a lot of alternative drag, alt drag.

There's something for everybody.

The Queens in Seattle do get irritated with me

because I am usually not wearing a lot of clothing.

And usually they have to wear

like six layers of tights to look like this.

(whip snapping)

So jealousy is a factor, but that's okay.

That's on them, that's not on me.

My drag is equal parts evil and naked.

The motif through most of my drag is slutty.

And I think that's really important for me

to represent here on this show.

I don't think there's been enough

slut representation on this show.

And I am here to bring sluts to Drag Race.

I am a very brave person.

Been cross-dressing for years, been dancing for years.

At one point, I'm like, you know what?

Let's just bring those two together

and start making money. (cash register dings)

I think people's first impression of me

is that really slutty dumb ass,

but then they get to know me and then they realize

that I'm a really slutty dumb ass

and we kind of just go from there.

A lot of people are immediately blinded

by my devastating beauty,

but then they get to realize that I'm also really funny.

And then they get mad at me because I have both.

Oh, the strangest thing about me.

That I like to wear hair that shorter than my actual hair,

that my boyfriend has a horse named Ted,

and I love him very much.

(romantic music)

I think it's kind of strange that I'm from Montana.

There's only like three people in the state.

And if I'm here, that means the other two

are watching the cows. (Cow mooing)

So I feel like that's pretty interesting.

Oh, the biggest misconception.

People think that I'm mean because of my eyebrows,

but that's just how I draw them on; they're not real.

I've always loved the villain.

And I started noticing like some anime characters

and cartoon characters that had

this particular eyebrow shape.

Not only does it give off evil,

it also helps people tell me apart

from any other white twink doing drag.

So it's just like a twofer.

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[Clacker User] Meet the Queens, Bosco at ABC marker.

What am I most nervous about?

Well, I consider myself an introvert

that's playing an extrovert.

So sometimes I get really nervous about being perceived,

which is kind of a dumb thing for me to be afraid of

since I'm going on television.

I'm debilitatingly competitive, which is kind of nasty.

So hopefully, hopefully not too much

of that comes out this time around.

If a queen comes for me, I'm from Seattle,

so we're really into conflict avoidance.

So I'm just going to leave.

We're going to just bottle that (beep) up

and not talk about it, makes for great television.

This is flawless. This is incredible.

Everybody wants to do it. I want the crown.

I want to bring the crown back to Seattle.

Everybody else has been holding onto it

for a few years, thank you so much.

I am America's next drag superstar because I have good teeth

a fat ass and a can-do attitude.

And that's what America needs right now.

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