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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:44,543 So they are pulling the offer on "The Fast and the Furious." 2 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:45,836 What? Why? 3 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,421 Because you were photographed doing whippets 4 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,340 at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 5 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:50,924 It's on "Just Jared." 6 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:52,009 Dude, everyone there was drunk. 7 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,635 You're 29. 8 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:55,721 Who does whippets outside of high school? 9 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,723 It was with the Avengers, okay? 10 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,808 Like two of 'em. 11 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:00,809 - Who? - Cool ones. 12 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:02,144 Like from the first movie. 13 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,938 How do we fix this? Can he do a charity event? 14 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:06,273 Or... 15 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:09,735 Do people know what happened to his father? 16 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,153 On 9/11? 17 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,946 - Ma... - Look, Pete, 18 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:14,073 we just have to prove that 19 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:17,409 you can show up to a place on time, 20 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,204 do your job with zero catastrophes. 21 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,747 Yeah, guys, I'm not that bad. 22 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,207 You're treating me like I'm an island boy. 23 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,209 Listen. We'll do whatever it takes. 24 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,127 Good. 25 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:29,004 Vin Diesel's daughter is a fan. 26 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:32,466 She's having a birthday party on a yacht this weekend. 27 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:36,261 If you could perform there on time and sober, 28 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:37,888 I think they'd reconsider. 29 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:39,723 Pete, I know you can do this. 30 00:01:39,724 --> 00:01:41,767 It's a birthday party for a kid, guys. 31 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,061 I think I got this. 32 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,187 It's in Florida. 33 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:48,899 - Oh, for God's sake. - What? 34 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,276 Oh, Florida is where you were at your worst. 35 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:54,613 It's everything wrong with you in one state. 36 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:58,075 Look. I'll be good, okay? I'll get the movie, all right? 37 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,451 I'm glad to hear 38 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,495 that you are open to making the right decision, 39 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,830 but I'm a bit concerned 40 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:05,290 because you're doing nitrous right now. 41 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:09,920 Just do the show 42 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,463 without attracting any attention to yourself. 43 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,298 I don't want to see a single paparazzi photo of you 44 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,634 acting stupid in Florida, okay? 45 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,803 Okay. 46 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,138 - Evan. - Yeah? 47 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,140 I need you to put this on Pete. 48 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,975 Uh, what... what is it? 49 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,309 It's a tracking device. 50 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,477 I need to know where he is 51 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,396 and what he's doing at all times. 52 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,857 I'm also sending Poppy and Roy with you guys. 53 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:32,359 What? W-why? 54 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,652 There's some sandwich Poppy wants 55 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,320 one last time before he dies. 56 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,406 Is this... Is this really necessary? 57 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,867 This is Florida. We cannot be too careful. 58 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,327 Okay. 59 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,128 Gilly. 60 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,299 Take it easy, bro. It's a rental. 61 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,552 Hey, who's all those friggin' guys? 62 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,846 - Those are the boys. - Boys go everywhere with him. 63 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,097 Hey, Amy, 64 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:04,350 who's that supermodel standing there with you? 65 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,434 Hey, Roy. 66 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:09,480 She knows my name. 67 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,273 - Yo. - Yo, Petey. 68 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,524 Lotta ass out in Florida right now. 69 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,776 I'm checking my Bumble, dude. 70 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:16,779 I might have some fucking pussy this weekend. 71 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,405 Also, you're in my profile picture, 72 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,824 so that's helping quite a bit. 73 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:22,159 I DM'd Chris Evans. 74 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,535 Dude, I told him I was with you guys, 75 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:24,995 and he was like, "Cool." 76 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:26,997 Okay, everybody ready to go? 77 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,541 Roy are you sure you know how to drive that thing? 78 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,586 Oh, I'll figure it out. 79 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:40,386 Sorry! I'll get someone to fix that. 80 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:51,730 Hey, Ma. What are you doing? 81 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,525 Pete and Poppy are on 95 right now. 82 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,860 They are going 12 miles over the speed limit. 83 00:03:56,861 --> 00:04:00,322 Okay, okay. This is disturbing, okay? 84 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,659 You need to stop stalking Pete like the rest of the world. 85 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:06,578 What am I, chopped liver? Come on. 86 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,247 Let's go out. Let's do something. 87 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,331 What do you wanna do? 88 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,458 I wanna go out to dinner. Come on. 89 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,584 We should be taking advantage 90 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,669 of the fact that Pete's not here. 91 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,589 Enough. He's a grown man, okay? 92 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:23,470 So, uh, so, what... what'd you do before you retired? 93 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:26,682 I was in the export business. 94 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:30,602 - Negotiator-slash-courier. 95 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:33,564 Kinda sounds like you were in the CIA. 96 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:37,735 Joe tell you that? 97 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:41,488 What? 98 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:44,074 Hey, no doobies in the fucking car. 99 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,617 I won't be able to breathe. 100 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,286 Fucking guys. Damn it. 101 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,454 No problem. 102 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,663 We don't got to get high to have fun. 103 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,040 - Right, boys? - Right. 104 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:54,126 We just gonna watch TV and eat these gummy bears. 105 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,170 You got gummy bears? 106 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:58,548 Crillz, mm-mm. 107 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:01,216 What? 108 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:04,011 - Have a little more, yeah. 109 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,471 - Way to go. - Good? 110 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,849 - Yeah, tastes all right. - Okay. 111 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,518 You might wanna take it easy on those. 112 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,979 He's gonna be in the stratosphere, nigga. 113 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,773 So what do you guys do? 114 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,317 I love your grandson. That's what I do. 115 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,651 Yeah. Me, too. 116 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,653 - I also make acai bowls. - I'd kill for him. 117 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,822 Where the fuck you find these assholes? 118 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,115 - Staten Island. - Change my name, 119 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,533 move to Michigan... 120 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:29,328 Fuck, it's my agent. 121 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,581 What's up? You okay? 122 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,501 Someone's leaking shit. It's the paparazzi again. 123 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,503 - Sounds like you got a rat. - Really? 124 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,172 You think someone would rat on me? 125 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:44,593 Well, you surround yourself with garbage, you attract rats. 126 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,969 Uh, no offense, guys. 127 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:47,388 Nah, I get it. 128 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,847 I don't. 129 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,349 Ugh, I'm getting tired over here. 130 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,892 I'll take a little nap. 131 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,853 Yo, those some badass glasses. 132 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,022 - You like 'em? - Yeah. 133 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,316 - You wanna try 'em on? - Fuck yeah. 134 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,819 There you go. 135 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,782 - How do I look? - Yeah, you look good, my G. 136 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,785 Yeah, yeah. 137 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,412 Ah. 138 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,126 Good night, sweet prince. 139 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,176 I don't even think she put our names down. 140 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,220 You know, let's just go to Danino's. 141 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,763 Let's go. 142 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:32,599 You know what? Fuck this. We're getting in. 143 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:36,228 Excuse me, sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. 144 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,524 Okay, that's great. Thank you. 145 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,692 She's giving us a table. 146 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,402 What did you do? 147 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,237 Told her Pete was coming. 148 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,781 Well, look at you. 149 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,576 Right this way, ladies. 150 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,910 I feel disgusting. 151 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,413 I'm not hungry anymore, but I still need a drink. 152 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,752 Psst. Pete. 153 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,337 So I've got this movie idea 154 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,463 I been writing down in my notes. 155 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:03,672 Have you? 156 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,467 So we start off on a dark and rainy day. 157 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,177 There's a man in a ten-gallon hat, 158 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,428 smoking a cigarette. 159 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,638 He looks down and sees his shoes are untied. 160 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:14,224 He ties his shoes and then walks to the casino. 161 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,101 Is he gonna play blackjack? 162 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,020 Is he gonna put the money back in his pocket 163 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,605 and go home to his wife? 164 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:22,941 Does he have a wife? 165 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,943 What the fuck are you talking about? 166 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:28,989 If you are telling me that no one at work knows, 167 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,783 like, do they even know that I'm your mother? 168 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,785 Yeah, announce it to the whole hospital. 169 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,536 Oh, hey, my brother's really famous. 170 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,622 That's all you should talk to me about. 171 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,123 Oh, so you don't like all the attention? 172 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,542 No, I just like having one place in the world 173 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:44,129 where I get to be Casey, not Pete's sister. 174 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,965 I was on a date once, and the guy was like, 175 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,634 "I'm so sorry for all that your brother went through 176 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,552 when his dad died." 177 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,971 Who's the sensitive mystery man? 178 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,932 Okay, um, do you know what it's like 179 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,767 to have people constantly ask you 180 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,352 about your brother's dick? 181 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:00,020 So your friends are interested in him. 182 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,064 See? That's what he needs. 183 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,650 Like, a nice, normal, average girl. 184 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,443 - Like you! - Average? 185 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,363 No. You know, I mean... Not these starlets, you know, 186 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,073 that do yoga. 187 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,992 Okay, stop talking about Pete. 188 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,579 Which one are you? 189 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:18,956 I'm Dave. 190 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,416 Mr. Larocca said there was something about me 191 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,709 he just didn't like, 192 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,044 so I have to stay up here the rest of the trip. 193 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,714 Uh-huh. 194 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,465 Hi. I hope you're enjoying everything. 195 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:29,550 Yes. 196 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:30,843 Uh, but at this point, 197 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,470 your guest probably isn't arriving, 198 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,639 and we're gonna need this table. 199 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,851 I'm sorry, do you have any idea who my son is? 200 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,853 Timothée Chalamet. Yeah. 201 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,021 We're the Chalamets! 202 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,981 And I... I am Pete Davidson's mother. 203 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:44,982 I just told you I don't want... 204 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,900 I am. That's his sister. 205 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,193 And you're not gonna usher us out of here 206 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,030 like we're sort of normal people. 207 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,114 - All right? - All right. 208 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,741 I'm the queen of Staten Island! 209 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:55,701 Okay, okay, come on. 210 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,537 Marisa Tomei played me in the movie! 211 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,799 So then he takes the playing card out of his hat, 212 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:14,178 the Ace of Spades, and that's his name. 213 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,513 Ace fucking Spade. 214 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,265 You gotta work on that pitch. 215 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,726 It's just a lot of stage direction. 216 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,936 - The fuck? 217 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,521 Yo, how'd they know I'd be here? 218 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:27,399 I don't know. I-I used your fake name, Tostito Jones. 219 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,734 They're probably here for me. 220 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,444 I just shot my second episode of "Blue Bloods." 221 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,029 Fame move fast. 222 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,823 It's your rat. 223 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,784 - Fuck. - Fucking rat. 224 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:39,286 Let's do this. Let's go. 225 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,872 Yeah, yeah. 226 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,085 - No more pictures! - Oh, shit! 227 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,795 - What's going on? 228 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,672 - Holy shit. 229 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:52,299 Hey, what's up, boys? Welcome to Miami! 230 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,386 305. That's the area code. Y'all ready to get Crispy? 231 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,887 - Come on. Let's go. - Welcome to Miami. 232 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,889 Who the fuck is that? 233 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,224 Hey, no pictures, no pictures! 234 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,558 Yeah, please. Don't do that. 235 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,726 I'ma take care of everything for you. 236 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,603 One second. I just gotta get the keys. 237 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,856 I already got it, boss. Room 427, the Kid Rock suite. 238 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,233 Hold on. Do you work here? 239 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,567 Is that true? It's called the Kid Rock Suite? 240 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:11,694 I mean, it's just the room that 241 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,237 me and Kid Rock did a bunch of coke 242 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:16,782 and made love to this woman and it was mad romantic. 243 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,201 - I don't like this guy. - Yeah? 244 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,578 Well, I don't like this guy, either. 245 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,831 Crispy! 246 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,083 Oh, I like those glasses. Can I try 'em on? 247 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,335 No. 248 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:32,047 Come on, move your crunchy fucking ass. 249 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:35,384 Lady? 250 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:38,387 Oh, yeah. And by the way, my name is Crispy. 251 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,848 I got all the best jewelry in Southern Florida. 252 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,766 Hit me up. I'll hook you guys up. 253 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,269 Oh, my shit is way better than Lou's Diamonds. 254 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:48,230 Lou's Diamonds can suck my dick from the back. 255 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,691 Crispy! 256 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,361 This is fucking awesome! 257 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,863 That's what I'm talking about, dude! 258 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,239 These movies are fucking sick, man. 259 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,408 Vin Diesel is like Martin Scorsese. 260 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,243 The two share the same photo in my head. 261 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,412 How can you love this and not "Endgame"? 262 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,581 I mean, Doc Brown's DeLorean makes more sense 263 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,249 than Dominic Toretto's Charger. 264 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,917 This is a dumb debate, okay? 265 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,003 Action beats sci-fi every time. 266 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,838 It's just mindless fun. 267 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,089 Like, that's the beauty of these movies. 268 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,966 You don't have to follow a story. 269 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,968 - There's no logic. - That's right. 270 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,762 Just strap in, wait for 'splosions. 271 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:22,973 Yeah, I got a fucking hand job 272 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,516 to "The Fast and the Furious" once. 273 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,776 - Oh, hey! 274 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,194 Hey, I got locked out of my room. 275 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,780 - Can I use your shower? - Yeah, dude. 276 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,823 Where the fuck did you go last night? 277 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,242 Where, indeed. 278 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,452 Where, indeed. 279 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:46,663 The fuck happened to your face, dude? 280 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,249 See ya at breakfast. 281 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,171 Classic Dave. 282 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,013 This OJ is mad pulpy. 283 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,807 - Yeah. That's coffee. - Thanks. 284 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,267 - I'll get the next one. - Cool. 285 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,813 - Hey! Morning! There he is! 286 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,022 What happened to your face? 287 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,691 I made it right. 288 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,150 What are you guys doing? 289 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,485 Roy's coming with the car 290 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,653 and we're gonna go have the Cuban sandwiches. 291 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:18,946 You forgot? 292 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,280 Oh, we're gonna stop at Crispy's first. 293 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:21,448 We'll get, like, the sandwiches later. 294 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,991 You're gonna see that asshole? 295 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,159 Yeah, it'll be fun. 296 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,411 You don't even know the fucking guy. 297 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,662 Hey, Pete, I-I don't think we have time. 298 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,664 He's, like, totally in the wrong direction. 299 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:29,873 What are you talking about? We gotta go. 300 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,000 We gotta go to Crispy's. 301 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,292 We can't miss this party. 302 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,419 When a guy like that walks into your life, 303 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,379 you kinda just gotta go along with it. 304 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,798 When in Rome, you do as the Romans do. 305 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,466 That was originally a threat. 306 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,552 Quando a Roma. 307 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,513 All right, guys. Come on. 308 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,103 Hey. Listen to me. 309 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,481 Whatever happens to him, I do to you. 310 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,734 Y-you mean, like, only, like, the bad stuff, right? 311 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,653 Yeah, just the bad stuff. 312 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,707 Looks pretty cool, huh? 313 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,712 Hey, let's just, like, keep the car running. 314 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,380 Man, fuck you. 315 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,924 Pete, wouldn't it be funny as, like, a bit, 316 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,885 you bought us these watches as a, like, 317 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,303 'cause they're so dumb? 318 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,514 I would get the dumbest one as a bit. 319 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,100 Hey, Pete. I think this is, like, a really weird situation. 320 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:34,730 We're in a gas station that sells necklaces. 321 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,982 Yeah, yeah, let's get the fuck outta here. 322 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,735 Lock the fucking safe, Raoul! Ah! 323 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,946 Oh, shit! Pete, you made it! 324 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,240 Oh, baby, I knew you was a real one! 325 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:48,285 Take it in, baby. Crispy Diamonds, world-famous. 326 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,953 I built this place with my bare hands. 327 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,622 Huh? It's crispy, right? Huh? 328 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,165 - Yeah, man. - Let's get you hooked up. 329 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,542 Yeah, uh, we just, you know, wanted to come by, 330 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,711 say hello, and check out the place. 331 00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:01,548 It's real cool, but we gotta get going for a gig, so... 332 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,425 What do you mean? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 333 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,135 You're gonna drive all the way out to see me 334 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,762 and not check out all the crispies? 335 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,972 You know I got the crispies. Come on, you can't leave. 336 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,099 Just give me one more chance, all right? 337 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,725 Look, I got the Instagram wall. 338 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,937 You can take a picture in front of the famous Instagram wall! 339 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,438 Sorry, man. We gotta go, but... 340 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,440 You know what? You're right. This place is a shithole. 341 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,401 I'm gonna take you to someplace really crispy. 342 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,194 I got another place. It's five minutes away. 343 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,696 We could get there in 20 minutes. 344 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,115 Just give me one second to call my friend and hook it up. 345 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,282 Glenda, will you get 'em some tap water? 346 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,659 Glenda? Glenda? 347 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,619 She's in a K-hole! I'll be right back. 348 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,708 So we're, like, going to, like, a second location? 349 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:39,337 Yeah. He said it's, like, extra crispy. 350 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,759 Yeah, welcome to the Crispy compound, boys. 351 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,971 I rented this place out to Diplo once for a foam party, 352 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,306 if you guys wanna watch the Ring footage later. 353 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,560 - Take it in, boys! - Wow. 354 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,062 This place is sick, man. We should've came here first. 355 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,357 - Make yourselves at home. - Wow. 356 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,443 That... that was, like, literally, 357 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:05,195 like, a two-hour drive. We are so fucked. 358 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,531 Fuck. 359 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:10,617 Pete, you should buy this fucking moose. 360 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,370 I'm not selling a fucking thing! 361 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,165 - Dad, you're embarrassing me. 362 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,916 Crispy! 363 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,752 Your name is Ben! 364 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,045 Shh! Come on! 365 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:24,423 You and your friends can take a look around. 366 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:29,303 Don't touch anything or you're dead. 367 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,221 Come on, Pete. I wanna show you something. 368 00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:31,847 Okay. 369 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,599 I'm so sorry. My dad's so embarrassing. 370 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,726 I don't even know if he's my biological dad. 371 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,353 He raised me, but we never really known if he... 372 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,521 Hey, uh, Mr. Crispy, uh, 373 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,690 Pete's has to get to this show before this boat leaves. 374 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,317 His career kind of depends on it. 375 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,735 Okay, I'm sorry. Excuse me. 376 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,445 Are you, like, the manager or the agent or something? 377 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,946 'Cause what the fuck do you keep interrupting me for? 378 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,032 Seriously? I just need a couple minutes with him. 379 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,241 Okay, look, I'm sorry, look. 380 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,951 Please, pretty please with sugar on top 381 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,578 just give me two seconds, we'll be right back. 382 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,038 - That's all I need! - We're almost done. 383 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:59,083 Okay? Just two minutes. Huh? I care about stuff, Pete. 384 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:02,337 - That's cool, man. - I care about stuff, Pete! 385 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,632 - Sick, bro. - Yeah, this this is so... 386 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,717 I mean, look, you got the leather crisp, 387 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,928 the air conditioning gets extra crispy. 388 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:14,139 Of course, the GPS, in case you wanna go to Crispytown. 389 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,392 Oh, fuck! The paps are back. 390 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,976 How do they keep finding us? I don't get it. 391 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,436 Oh, shit. 392 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,854 Well, if you want, we could get the fuck outta Dodge. 393 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,856 - That'd be great. How? - In the Dodge. 394 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,233 Crispy! 395 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,485 Hey, fuck you, Dad! 396 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:37,913 What just happened? 397 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,289 You know what the fuck just happened. 398 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:42,126 What are you waiting for? Get the fuck outta here! 399 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:48,507 Go! 400 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,342 - Let's go, baby. - Let's ride. 401 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,345 Fuck it! Let's do this. 402 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,849 Hey, what are we doing here? 403 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,393 Why are we doing this? We're all chasing this guy? 404 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,978 For a picture? And this is the car? 405 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,731 Did you decide this? I'm bigger than the car. 406 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,335 We cooking today, boy! 407 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,211 Save this nigga, Pete! 408 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,259 Oh, shit! They're following you? 409 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,345 - Fuck! - "Page Six" and "Just Jared"! 410 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:35,679 You just keep driving, 411 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,765 and I'm gonna smoke these jive turkeys. 412 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,684 No, it's fine! They can just take my picture! 413 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,061 Oh, no! 414 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,941 There's fucking guns! Crispy, no! 415 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,651 Both: Oh, shit! 416 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,780 - Keep it straight! 417 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,700 Don't do that! Please! Please! 418 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,577 The fucking pickles. That's the secret. 419 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,954 Unbelievable pickle. Watch. You'll see. 420 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,206 - Holy shit. - Mm-hmm. 421 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,540 That's a pickle. 422 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,752 Oh, shit! They're coming around that way! 423 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,296 He's gonna shoot! He's shooting at us! 424 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,464 - Excuse me! - Oh, no. God! 425 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,965 - Let me take care of this. 426 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,013 You fucking killed a guy! 427 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,556 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 428 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,768 We are gonna be so fucking late to the show! 429 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,977 I don't think the Cubans are known 430 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:27,648 for their cu-zeen, I'll be honest with you. 431 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:28,982 For their what? Cu-zeen? 432 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,777 I don't the Cubans are known for their food. 433 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,779 - You said cu-zeen. - Cu-zeen. That's right. 434 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,614 - It's not coo-zeen? - Okay, well... 435 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,907 I'm not saying... Maybe it's... 436 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,033 It's cu-zeen. 437 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,369 It's coo-zine or cu-zine? 438 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,412 Cu-zeen. 439 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,413 Gilly, what the fuck 440 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,831 is going on back there? 441 00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:44,873 That guy dead? 442 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:45,958 Guys, I'm gonna be honest with you. 443 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,292 This fucking sucks! 444 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,754 Evan, how you feeling over there, huh? 445 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,132 Guys, this is not good! Guys, what do we do? 446 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,217 How the fuck are we talking to each other? 447 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,650 Now it's time for the heavy artillery. 448 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,360 The Nick Cannon, baby! 449 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,653 - Watch your hair! - Oh, what? 450 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,321 - Oh, fuck. - What the fuck? 451 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,322 - No. 452 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,825 - The ultimate crispy! - No! 453 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,866 Don't kill my friends! Please don't kill my friends! 454 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,373 What is that? Both: Bazooka! 455 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,382 Oh, my God! 456 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,393 Oh, my God. I think I killed that crispy to death. 457 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,647 Crispy! 458 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,442 - Yeah! 459 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,444 This is insane. 460 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:56,987 I can't believe this ended up being 461 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,073 kind of the coolest shit I've ever seen in my life, dude. 462 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,241 - Yeah! 463 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,578 Yeah, baby! 464 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:04,703 Oh, fuck! 465 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,215 - Whoo! - Yeah. 466 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,433 Oh, fuck! 467 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,228 Fuck, did we just kill somebody? 468 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,150 All right, motherfuckers. It's been real. 469 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,903 If y'all ever in the 305 again, you know who to call, 470 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,780 but I change my number, like, every two weeks, 471 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:43,575 so you can email me at BenGluberman@2cmail.net. 472 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:47,496 Hot boy shit. Whoo! 473 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:48,539 Crispy. 474 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,049 All right, we're shutting it down. 475 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,093 I'm getting sober now. 476 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,721 No more drugs. 477 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,022 You made back-to-school pancakes? 478 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,273 Mm-hmm. 479 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,983 I know it seems like I pay 480 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,152 so much more attention to Peter, 481 00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,863 but honey, you are always in my thoughts. 482 00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:24,616 And so now, I'm gonna make sure to show you that 483 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:28,454 - every single day. - Okay. 484 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,705 I need you to tell me 485 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,665 exactly what you're talking about right now. 486 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,167 Oh, it's nothing for you to worry about. 487 00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:34,251 It's all for the best. 488 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:35,544 So I'm just supposed to live in fear? 489 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,796 No, you can rest assured 490 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,299 that your mother is keeping a watchful eye on you. 491 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,134 Do I have a transmitter in my body right now? 492 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,844 Oh, please. That's ridiculous. 493 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:46,388 It's just your phone, your car, and your key fob. 494 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:49,767 Point is, I'm now going to interfere in your life 495 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,643 just as much as I interfere in Peter's. 496 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,895 So listen, 497 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:55,230 I went onto Instagram, and I found out 498 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,983 all the other people who work at your hospital, 499 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:01,653 and I have identified your handsomest supervisors. 500 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,863 No. 501 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:04,406 All right? Let's start with Patrick. 502 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,449 Married. 503 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,242 How 'bout Brian? 504 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,995 Oh, I see a pause there! 505 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:13,375 I know what I gotta do. I gotta slide in some DMs. 506 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:17,544 Fuck. 507 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:19,171 I mean, it doesn't make sense. 508 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:20,464 I'm glad we made it, 509 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,007 but something's still fucking pissing me off. 510 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,884 Like, how the fuck do they keep finding us? 511 00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,928 How do they all know our location? 512 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:30,224 Oh, shit. Uh, Pete, I gotta tell you something. 513 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:34,603 Your mom has been tracking your location. 514 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:35,896 - What? - Whoa! 515 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:38,607 - Your mom's the rat, dude. - You think? 516 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:40,818 Definitely, dude. He just said it. 517 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,486 - I don't know. - My mom's a rat? 518 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,238 She's definitely the rat. 519 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,823 You guys don't think she would do that to me, right? 520 00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:47,157 We should kill her. 521 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:48,826 Peter. 522 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,412 Come on. I wanna talk to you a minute. 523 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:57,418 What's up, what's up? 524 00:22:57,419 --> 00:23:00,629 You're gonna kill your mom? Your mom is a fucking rat? 525 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:01,714 I don't know what to do. 526 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,632 Shut the fuck up. 527 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,300 What are you, fucking stupid? 528 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:06,635 Yes. 529 00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,804 Yeah, I think so. I wanna show you something. 530 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:11,306 Look at these pictures. 531 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,767 Every place we went, the paparazzi were there. 532 00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:14,977 Look at everybody's face, 533 00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:17,146 how surprised and shocked we all were. 534 00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:20,524 Not this big, fat fuck. Look at this face. 535 00:23:20,525 --> 00:23:21,567 He looks happy. What do you mean? 536 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,568 What's wrong with that? 537 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:23,652 "What's wrong with that?" 538 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,154 That's your fucking rat. 539 00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:27,573 He's like he knew there was gonna be paparazzi here. 540 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,575 He looks like he's ready to walk the fucking red carpet 541 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:32,036 like he's gonna win a fucking Emmy or something. 542 00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,871 - Gilly's the rat. - That's your fucking rat. 543 00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,164 What do I do? 544 00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:37,207 I can't take care of everything for you. 545 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,084 You just get rid of him. That's all. 546 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:42,046 Thanks, Pop. You're, uh... You're part of the crew now. 547 00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:43,339 I don't want to be part of your crew. 548 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,590 Fuck your crew. 549 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,216 Just do this and take care of your own shit. 550 00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:47,886 All right. 551 00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:52,222 Can I talk to you for a sec? 552 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,307 Yeah. 553 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:54,391 Just, like, over there in private? 554 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,019 Yeah. 555 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:03,359 'Sup, dude? 556 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,110 "'Sup dude" me. I know it was you. 557 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,862 - Fuck. I didn't do anything. - You sold me out. 558 00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,155 - I didn't sell you out. - Yeah, you did. 559 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:09,990 You sold me out. My Poppy told me you sold me out. 560 00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:10,991 You're gonna listen to that guy? 561 00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:11,992 - Yeah! - Why? 562 00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:13,535 He's my fucking grandfather! 563 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:14,870 What the fuck is that, dude? 564 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:16,288 Why would he lie? What'd you do? 565 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:19,291 - I didn't do anything. - Just tell me what you did! 566 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:21,043 All right. 567 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:23,045 There was a girl at the "Daily Mail." 568 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,880 Got a weird thing going. 569 00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:27,758 I wanted fucking to have sex with her, dude. 570 00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:29,551 So I told her where you were a bunch. 571 00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:33,555 That's what I'm worth? You sold me out for a blow job? 572 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:36,100 It was head. 573 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:39,186 Do not let this ruin our fucking future together, dude. 574 00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:40,229 What? 575 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:41,605 You know what I'm talking about. 576 00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:42,981 We started from the bottom, dude, and now, we're... 577 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,316 - We're here, we're here! - No, we didn't! 578 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,235 I've known you for like three months! 579 00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:48,737 I was pretty low, dude! That was my bottom! 580 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,072 Dude, it's over. 581 00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:51,448 Dude, don't fucking tell anybody about this. 582 00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:52,574 Don't tell Chris Evans. 583 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:53,826 Don't fucking touch your phone, dude. 584 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,744 Do not tell Chris Evans about this. 585 00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:56,705 I just told him. 586 00:24:56,706 --> 00:24:58,205 Chris! 587 00:24:58,206 --> 00:24:59,790 Dude, it's over. Go home. 588 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:00,916 We're friends, dude. 589 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:02,918 We're, like, tight friends, dude. 590 00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:06,171 It's not about friends, it's about family. 591 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,716 You're not family. Now get the fuck outta here. 592 00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:32,948 Shall we? 593 00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:37,369 There you go. Thank you. I'm proud of you, Peter. 594 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,954 I love you, Poppy. 595 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:40,789 Where's Gilly going? 596 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:43,083 - He lives in Miami now. - Oh? 597 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,919 - He was the rat. - Oh... 598 00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:07,274 Slap him in the face, you weird, little man! 599 00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:23,458 Yes! Yes! 600 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:31,298 Yeah, not sure what that means, but we won. 43017

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