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Five minutes, guys.
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Peter, make sure
your sister's in the car seat!
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I don't want to go!
This sucks!
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Yes. Yes, it does.
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All right.
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Today is gonna be really hard.
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We're gonna
get through it together, okay?
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We're gonna make him proud.
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We are not gonna let them win.
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Who's "them"?
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The terrorists, honey.
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Sorry.
I thought you understood.
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Do you think it's fair
that I get to have his chain
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and Casey doesn't?
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I don't even think
she knows what's going on.
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I think you're good.
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You know, I don't even
think we have to tell her.
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I mean, do you--do you
think we should tell her?
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We could tell her
I'm her dad.
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Do you think
she'll find out what happened?
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Nah.
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We're so late.
Come on, honey.
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Sorry we're late. MapQuest.
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Oh, you have nothing
to apologize for.
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Hey, do you need a Xanax?
I brought enough for everybody.
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No, um, that's okay.
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Somebody's getting married.
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We come together
for this momentous occasion
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to remember that even
in our darkest times,
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there is always joy,
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there is always light.
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- Not.
- Peter!
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Shh!
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Anyway...
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Did you hear what I said?
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I said, "Not."
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I heard what you said.
It was hysterical.
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But don't talk like that.
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This is a house of God.
Watch your friggin' mouth.
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There is always light,
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there's always joy.
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Looking good.
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Okay.
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All right, little man.
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I'm gonna need you
to smile for the camera.
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Come on.
Help me out here.
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What's your problem?
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His father died last week.
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Take the picture.
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Yeah, take the picture.
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Amy.
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- I'm so sorry for your loss.
- Thank you.
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Please let me know
if there's anything I can do.
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I will.
Thank you.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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How are you?
You can talk to me.
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- Lori, please.
- What?
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I love you.
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We're gonna have
to talk about this.
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- I gotta go.
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Here, honey.
No. Come here.
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Put this down.
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How ya doing?
Are you okay?
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Hey, hey, hey.
How are we doing?
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Uh, it's quite a party.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- I gotta pee.
- Oh, yeah? okay.
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Just pee-pee, though, right?
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- No poo-poo?
- Yeah.
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All right.
I can handle that.
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I gotta pee too.
Come on, big boy.
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Thanks.
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Peter, what are you doing?
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What?
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You don't gotta do all that.
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Come on.
Look at me, okay?
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You don't even have
to unbutton, all right?
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Just take your zipper,
undo it,
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reach in,
pull your guy out.
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Boop, like that.
Through the hole.
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Can you do that?
Come on, let's see.
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Yeah, button it up. Good.
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Pull the zipper down.
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All right, reach in,
pull through.
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Boop.
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Good job.
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Okay, you don't
gotta show the buns.
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Keep the buns in your pants.
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Boop, boop, boop.
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Do as I say,
not as I do, okay?
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- Mm. Oh, yo.
- Hey.
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- What's up, big boy? Huh?
- How you doing?
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- You look good.
- Yeah?
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It's been forever.
Yeah, man.
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You're out there
fucking killing it.
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- Jesus Christ.
- What are you doing?
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- How you doing?
- I'm good.
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You know, I'm just
doing the best I can.
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The fuck is this guy--
these fucking Russians, man.
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They make me want
to kill myself.
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All right, already.
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You know what?
That's it. Send.
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Done. I'm done.
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- So...
- What is it you do again?
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I know you explained it.
I can never retain it.
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I work for a Russian bank.
It doesn't matter.
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Does that suck?
It sounds like it sucks.
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I mean,
it doesn't always suck.
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I mean,
I still get to go to Russia.
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Every time I do, I still put
on the "Rocky IV" soundtrack,
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get ready for it--
still works pretty good.
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I don't know. Fuck it.
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- Get me a beer.
- Okay.
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- I love you. Good to see you.
- You too.
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Hey.
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Me and my dad are gonna see
the new "Jimmy Neutron" movie.
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That's cool.
My dad is dead.
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Yeah, my dad
told me about that.
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He said that your dad went
into a burning building
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and saved a bunch of people.
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- And then he died.
- Yeah.
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He was just being a hero
and stuff, I guess.
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I'm gonna miss Uncle Scott.
He was really cool.
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Maybe all the uncles
can be your dad.
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You could have,
like, five dads.
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Okay, here we go.
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One, two, three.
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Boop!
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Mom, he's making
finger penises again.
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- Come on.
- Hey, Peter. Come on.
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Let's take a good one now, okay?
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And then we'll have fun later.
What'd I say?
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Do as I say,
not as I do.
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- There it is.
- What does that mean?
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Here we go.
Don't worry about it.
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Everyone, say cheese!
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- all: Cheese!
- Smokin'!
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All right, that's it.
I'm going to get a drink.
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Hey, we'll try again later.
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Peter, will you please
stop ruining these photographs?
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We are gonna be looking
at these for a very long time.
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Hey, hey.
Hey, buddy.
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Hey. Let's have
a little talk, okay?
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I got him.
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Oh, Peter.
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You know
I've been praying for you.
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Sometimes in life,
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we feel that
there's a shadow following us,
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and this darkness
comes over us.
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That could turn into fear.
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What if this darkness
never goes away?
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But only later
do we realize
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that the shadow
is actually the hand of God
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guiding us and protecting us.
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See, God,
He needed your dad up there.
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He died on the 11th, right?
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3 times 11 is 33.
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Three.
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Father, son,
the Holy Ghost, right?
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Christ was 33 when He died,
same age as your father.
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Your dad is Jesus incarnate.
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Okay? You are never alone, sir.
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Your dad is--
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he's right here in his room!
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He is.
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You could say hello to him.
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Say hello to your father.
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- Uh--
- Say hi.
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Don't be shy.
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- Hi, Dad.
- Oh.
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Did you feel his presence?
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Did you? I did.
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What was he, 6'3",
full of muscle?
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Your dad, he's right here.
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Your dad was a hero!
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He's here. He's a hero.
Do you understand?
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I want to thank you
for your service, sir.
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And thank you for not letting
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those dirty scumbag
Talibanians win.
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Aw, fuck.
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Should we get another round?
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Uh, yeah.
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- What is it, Saturday?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, fuck it.
Angela's soccer season's over.
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Did you hear? They got
into the semifinals this year.
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- Angela got in the semifinals?
- Yeah.
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- That's crazy.
- Yeah.
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Next year,
we should get to states.
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- Yeah, that's awesome.
- Yeah. Whatever.
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It's fucking girls' soccer, right?
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- I mean--
- Well, it's your daughter.
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I know. I like her.
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I fucking love her.
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She's good.
She's a good kid.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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She's--yeah, she's fine.
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What do you mean?
Are you good?
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Yeah--no.
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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I don't know what the fuck
is going on anymore.
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Like, I used to think I knew,
but I don't know.
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I mean, your aunt and I
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are definitely
not in a good place.
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What do you mean?
What's going on?
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You're not gonna get,
like, divorced, right?
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- Are you in therapy?
- No. No.
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Fucking where are we here?
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Fucking Staten Island.
I'm not going to therapy.
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I'm not getting divorced,
all right?
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I just don't know
what's going on.
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I don't understand what
the fuck is going on anymore.
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You'll see when you get older.
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- What does that mean?
- You'll see.
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I'm good.
Just get me another beer?
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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Don't worry about me.
I'm fucking chill.
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Hey.
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What are you doing?
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Come on.
I gotta go run an errand.
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I gotta go get some cigarettes.
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- How you doing, bro?
- How am I doing?
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I'm fucking--
what the fuck, you know?
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That's who I want to be with
for the rest of my life, okay?
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But god damn it! Fuck!
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This is it, bro.
That's it.
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I don't know
what else to tell you.
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Unless you went to end up
divorced, living on a futon,
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you lock it up, dog.
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What's a futon?
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Hey, Peter,
listen to me.
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You don't repeat anything
you see or hear.
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You know that, right?
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Do as I say,
not as I do.
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Good.
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- All right, I'll get smokes.
- All right.
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I'm gonna do
the George Jefferson. Watch.
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You like movies, Pete?
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You see that "Beautiful Mind"?
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That Russell Crowe is amazing.
He'll do anything, that guy.
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Unbelievable.
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You into girls yet?
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You will be.
You will be.
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- Hey. Hey.
- There he is.
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- Yeah, buddy.
- Man of the hour.
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Mm.
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Hey, Peter, did you know
I won Sexiest Man of the Year
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- in 1992 in Staten Island?
- Really?
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He ended up beating out
Kyle Hennesy and Paul Montello.
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You're fucking right I did,
and I came from behind.
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It was a tight race.
Nobody think I could do it.
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I did it against all odds.
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They gave me a trophy
and everything.
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I got it in the garage.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Listen to me, Peter.
You hear this song?
256
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,363
This is a great song
by a group called Creed.
257
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,906
Remember that name.
You know, people think
258
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,408
that this is religious crap.
259
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,325
Bullshit, man.
260
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,119
This song fucking fucks hard.
261
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,213
Oh, I love this song. Huh?
262
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,923
Can they play
"Cotton Eye Joe"?
263
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,216
They'll play
whatever you want.
264
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,719
Go tell the DJ.
Play whatever you want. Go.
265
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:23,887
What the fuck is going on here?
266
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,138
It's like I walked
into a gay bar.
267
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,639
Let's go. Let's go.
The women are out here.
268
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,932
Come on.
269
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,061
Hello?
270
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,562
Can you play "Cotton Eye Joe"?
271
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,570
You know,
things were looking up.
272
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,448
We were doing good
the last couple of weeks.
273
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,117
We were actually talking
about maybe trying again,
274
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:49,412
you know,
for the kids, for us.
275
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:53,291
And, you know,
then he friggin' died.
276
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,336
Jeez, honey.
I'm so sorry.
277
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,713
Just know
that we are here for you.
278
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,298
I appreciate that.
279
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,051
This is a very confusing day
for me.
280
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,928
I'm very happy
for one daughter,
281
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,639
and I'm very sad for another.
282
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,516
Scott will be missed.
283
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,309
Look, you don't have
to act like you liked the guy
284
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,644
all of a sudden.
It's fine.
285
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:15,021
I mean, I don't think
you wanted him to die,
286
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:18,233
though he did die
on your birthday.
287
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,026
My birthday
will never be the same.
288
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,653
No. I'm kidding, Mom.
289
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:25,156
Honey, it's not
that I didn't like the guy.
290
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,409
I didn't like him for you.
291
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,786
I mean, he was a good guy.
292
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,830
He was a friggin' hero.
293
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,541
I just don't know how
I'm gonna do this by myself.
294
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,667
You know?
295
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,127
How am I gonna
take care of these kids
296
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,837
and make sure they're okay?
297
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,171
You're my daughter.
298
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,757
You're
the strongest woman I know.
299
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,176
You're gonna do all right.
300
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,012
I'm gonna need your help.
301
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,179
Don't worry.
You'll have plenty of it.
302
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,764
I'll be there.
303
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,025
Hey.
304
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,110
What are you doing?
305
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,820
They didn't play
the "Cotton Eye Joe" yet?
306
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,656
That was, like, an hour ago.
307
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,283
You know what? Come here.
308
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,951
Come on.
I'll take care of this.
309
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,828
I'm gonna talk to him, okay?
310
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,580
Wait here.
311
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,248
- Hey, boss.
- What's up, man?
312
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,375
My nephew ask you
to play the "Cotton Eye Joe"?
313
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,336
Yeah, but, you know,
I got a whole setlist, man.
314
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,004
Oh, yeah? Really?
315
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,881
Play the fucking
"Cotton Eye Joe"!
316
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,675
He's the DJ now, got it?
317
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,677
All right. Good.
318
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:31,890
Whoo!
319
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,401
Whoo! Yeah, Peter!
320
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,211
Oh, my sweet boy.
321
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:06,091
Your dad was
such a wonderful man.
322
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,259
He will be so missed.
323
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,303
He died on your birthday.
324
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,222
That's weird, right?
325
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,598
And you didn't like him.
326
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,350
I loved your father
very much.
327
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,559
No, you didn't.
328
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,395
It's kind of weird
that you didn't like him
329
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,355
and he died on your birthday.
330
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,023
What are you talking about?
331
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,733
Don't think I don't know.
332
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,735
You should be careful
what you wish for,
333
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,904
because my birthday's
in a couple of months,
334
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,323
and you don't want to know
what I'm gonna wish for.
335
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,920
I'm just bursting.
336
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,090
Oh, Tommy, thank you so much
for marrying my little girl.
337
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,466
No problem.
338
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,427
It's a done deal.
No takesie-backsies.
339
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,262
- She's your problem now.
- Mom!
340
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,097
I'm mostly kidding.
341
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,018
Cheers for love.
342
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,395
all: Cheers!
343
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,323
Go ahead.
You can have a little sip.
344
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,616
Really?
345
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,493
I don't think
you're gonna like it.
346
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,417
I already feel a little buzz.
347
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,002
Attaboy.
348
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,591
What the fuck?
This is yours?
349
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,343
Yeah.
Do you want to drive it?
350
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,011
What? Yeah, I want
to fucking drive it.
351
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,429
What are you
driving this thing for?
352
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,472
You're not a Trump guy.
353
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:36,639
No, I'm not a Trump guy,
354
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,641
but, you know,
Staten Island.
355
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,976
- Yeah.
- Yeah. What the fuck?
356
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,395
- Come on.
- Fuck.
357
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,358
All right.
I gotta slide the seat up.
358
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,026
Oh, my God!
359
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,195
Oh, my God.
360
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,660
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
361
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,330
Oh, my God, bro.
I feel so alive.
362
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,998
- Whoo! Whoo!
- Whoo!
363
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,667
- Let's take that light.
- Oh, shit.
364
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:04,834
Let's take that light.
Fuck it!
365
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,044
Oh, fuck!
366
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,755
Go! Aah!
367
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,382
Whoo!
368
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,177
Uh, that was a--
that was a close one, huh?
369
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,762
Oh, my God.
370
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,348
I'd fucking leave your aunt in
a second if I had this thing.
371
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:19,724
Whew!
372
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,643
Know what I'd like to do?
373
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,478
Take this thing to the bridge.
374
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,105
Take it to the bridge.
375
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,273
Just drive off the fucking
thing, you know what I mean?
376
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,402
Just fucking see how far out
to the water we can get.
377
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,237
I think
about that shit sometimes.
378
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,446
Maybe I would survive it
in this.
379
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,864
It's like a boat.
380
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,574
Fuck this.
Let's go crazy.
381
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,076
- Take your seatbelt off.
- Huh?
382
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,869
Huh? Who says that? Me!
383
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,956
Take off your seatbelt.
384
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,416
Whoo!
385
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,084
Oh, God!
386
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,224
There you are.
What are you doing?
387
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:04,561
This--this is very bad.
388
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:08,064
Although, nothing in the world
would make your father prouder
389
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,984
than to know you're getting
drunk at your first wedding.
390
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,112
Ugh.
391
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,656
At least try to hide it.
Would you?
392
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,745
They don't make
Jolt anymore either.
393
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:24,205
- Did you ever have Jolt?
- No.
394
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,416
All right, listen.
395
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,168
I just want you to know
396
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,211
I got fucked up shit
in my head too.
397
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,546
You're not the only one.
398
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:34,132
That's okay.
399
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:37,177
I just feel old, you know?
I'm 50 now.
400
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,137
Little David's going to
college, and what am I doing?
401
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,723
I'm sitting in my garage
making weapons
402
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,266
and Chinese throwing stars.
403
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:47,228
And I made this cool
fucking Wu-Tang medallion
404
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,772
out of scrap metal.
You gotta see it.
405
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,065
But, I mean, beyond that,
406
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:52,025
what the hell else is there,
you know?
407
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:55,570
I-I can't do drugs anymore.
408
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,821
I got nothing.
409
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,659
I don't know.
410
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,953
Sometimes I think it's over,
you know?
411
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,248
I don't--
412
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,334
I don't think anybody
really knows
413
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,294
what they're doing, right?
414
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,672
I mean,
415
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:16,299
I don't have
as much experience as you,
416
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,176
but I don't know.
417
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:21,096
When I was 18,
I thought when I'm 21,
418
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,764
I'll have it all
figured out, right?
419
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,809
And then 21 came,
and I was like,
420
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,186
I don't know, maybe 25?
Maybe 25?
421
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:31,648
And then 25 came,
and I was like, maybe 29?
422
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,858
And now I'm 29,
and I'm like, 33?
423
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,902
You know, like,
424
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,029
I-I don't think anybody knows
what they're doing.
425
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,280
And I think that's okay, though.
426
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,949
I think it's--
I think it's fine.
427
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,410
I think we're all
just trying our best, but...
428
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:49,582
Hey, I did win Sexiest Man of
the Year, Staten Island, 1992.
429
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,710
I know.
It was a really tight race.
430
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,003
And all the odds
were against you,
431
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,005
but you beat out
Paul Montello and Kyle Hennesy.
432
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,048
- Fucking right, I did.
- Yeah.
433
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,092
- Can't take that away from me.
- No, they can't.
434
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,260
I mean,
literally they can't.
435
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,928
I got the trophy
still in the garage.
436
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,514
- I've seen it.
- All right.
437
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,017
All right.
Best day ever.
438
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,727
- Right?
- Yeah.
439
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:10,395
All right.
440
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:13,148
- Killer fucking mega truck.
441
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,025
Oh, shit.
442
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,694
- Hey, Uncle Tommy.
- Big drop. What?
443
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:20,196
Do as I say,
not as I do.
444
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:26,202
I'm gonna go piss
on my house now.
445
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,510
Boop.
446
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,263
And now, I'd like to invite
447
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,391
all of the family members
out here to dance.
448
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,894
I need the Fossellas.
I need the LaRoccas.
449
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,687
Come on out here
and do something for me.
450
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:56,358
Let's go.
Let's go.
451
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:59,778
I heard Staten Island's where
the party really go down at.
452
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,863
Y'all letting everybody down.
453
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,073
Don't be shy.
454
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:05,200
I see you sitting back there.
455
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,534
Get on the floor.
456
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:09,621
Hey, let's go!
457
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:28,556
all: Go, Pete!
458
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,600
Go, Pete!
Go, Pete!
459
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,060
Go, Pete! Go, Pete!
460
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,604
Go, Pete!
Go, Pete!
461
00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:36,564
Go, Pete! Go, Pete!
462
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,400
Go, Pete!
Go, Pete!
463
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,068
Go, Pete! Go, Pete!
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