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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

- How about some more coffee?
- Oh.

No thanks, Harriet.

I think I'd better
be running along.

Barry's birthday
is Tuesday, and I'm

trying to get a few
things organized for it.

That's right.

He mentioned it to
me the other day.

How old is he
going to be, seven?

No, eight.

Can you imagine?

Oh, it doesn't seem possible.

You're going to have
a party for him?

Well, we're not sure.

Somebody say
something about a party?

- Oh, hi, dear.
- Hi.

Be glad to bring my banjo
or my lampshade or both.

Well, we're talking
about Barry's birthday.

He's going to be eight
years old Tuesday.

Oh, that's right.

You're going to have
a party for him?

Well, I was just
telling Harriet

I'd like to do
something for him,

but the kids go to so
many parties at this age.

I was trying to think of
something a little different

this time.

Well, how about a good
old-fashioned surprise party?

Well, we tried that last year,
but we discovered that seven

and eight-year-olds aren't
too good at keeping secrets.

Well, what else
for that matter?

Well, we may just get
a bunch of his friends

together and take him to a movie
and buy him some ice cream.

Yeah.
That always works pretty good.

Well, if you happen to
get any ideas between now

and the next couple
of days, let me know.

- OK.
- And thanks for the coffee.

- Glad you stopped by.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Let's not forget to get
Barry a present, huh?

Yes, I know.
I was thinking about that.

You're going downtown this
afternoon, aren't you?

Well, Joe did say
something about it.

Why?

Then why don't you see if
you can find something for him?

OK.

Oh, and while
you're at it, here's

a list of things I
need at the market.

OK.

Oh, and would you stop by
the hardware store for me,

too, please?

OK.

And would you drop this
off at the library for me?

I may owe about $0.15 on it.

May I go now?

Please do.

- Now, is there anything else?
- Well, let's see.

I've got the hooks and the line.
I guess that's all I need.

How about you, Joe?
- I think I'm all set.

Are you fellas going
fishing up at the lake?

- Yeah.
- Tomorrow morning.

Why don't you take a couple
of these along with you?

- What are they?
- It's a new lure.

The latest thing.

They call them reflectomatic
wriggler digglers.

Come on now, Ed.

You're not going to try to sell
us any more lures, are you?

Well, they come very
highly recommended.

By whom?

By the manufacturer,
among others.

Besides, if you buy
one, you get a chance

to win this beautiful
new spinning rod.

Hey, that is a
good-looking rod.

Yeah, it is.

Well, what do you say, Oz?

How's your sales resistance?

Well, I might as
well be a sport.

I think I'll take one
of these wiggle diggles

or whatever they are.

Hey, you won't regret it.

How about you, Joe?
- Well, why not?

Might as well go
along with the gag.

It might be good for getting
olives out of bottles.

You may be right at that.

How do we win the pole?

Oh, here.

You just reach into the bowl,
grab one of the little papers.

If it has a picture
of a fish on it,

you're one of the lucky winners.

Well, go ahead, Joe.

After you, Oz.

I want to see how it's done.

Uh.

Nothing.

Sorry, Oz.

That's what's known
as drawing a blank.

Just a second.

I'll be right back.

We have a lot of
shopping to do, you know.

I'll be right back.

You might as well go ahead.

He's liable to
take quite a while.

Oh, thank you.

Pardon me.

Hi, Mr. Nelson

Oh, hi there, Barry.

Whatcha buying?

Oh, just some fishing stuff.

This reflectomatic wriggler
diggler, among other things.

What's that?

It's just a fancy
name for a fishing lure.

My birthday's next Tuesday.

So I understand.

I just thought I'd mention it.

Yeah.

Your mother told me.

I'm going to be
eight years old.

Well, that's pretty old.

That's almost old
enough for a mustache.

I'd rather have a beard.

I think you have to be 12
to grow a beard in this state.

All set.

Hi, Mr. Randolph.

Hi, Barry.

Where the heck did you go?

Just out to the car.

You wouldn't want
me to draw for it

without wearing my lucky
fishing hat, would you?

You must be kidding.

Where's the bowl?

Here you are.

Whatcha doing, Mr. Randolph?

I am about to
win a fishing rod.

Right now, I am concentrating.

Quiet, everybody. Please.

How much concentrating
does it to pick

a piece of paper out of a bowl?

I have to give the good
luck wavelengths time

to get from my hat
down to my fingers.

They close at 5
o'clock, you know.

Don't rush me.

Here we go.

Hey, it's a fish!

Well, you're the winner, Joe.

Congratulations.

I told you this
was my lucky hat!

If I hadn't seen it, I
wouldn't have believed it.

Well, here you are.

Good luck with it.

Gee, thanks, Ed.

It's the first thing
I ever won in my life.

Thanks for the
ride, Mr. Randolph.

That's OK, Barry.

When are you going fishing?

Tomorrow morning.

I sure wish I could go
along with you sometime.

Well, we'll take you
with us one of these days.

Are we taking your
car this time, Oz?

No.

We took my car last time.
- We did not.

We took mine.
Don't you remember?

We got stuck in the mud.

Well, I'll toss you for it.

The loser takes his car.

Just a second.

You call it.

OK.

Tails.

You must be kidding.

When I get old enough to
drive, we can go up in my car.

OK.

We'll do that, Barry.

Go ahead and toss it.

I sure wish I could go.

OK.
Tails.

What did I tell you?

Well, baby, we did it again.

Might as well put some of
my stuff in your car now.

- Mr. Nelson?
- Yeah?

I got a good idea
for a birthday present.

And what's that?

Take me fishing with
you tomorrow morning.

Oh, gee, I don't know, Barry.

Have to ask your
mother and father.

What do you think, Joe?

Oh, yeah.

That's OK with me, but we're
going to leave awful early.

I always get up early.

And it's a long ride up there.

It's liable to
get pretty boring.

Not for me.

I like long rides.

Well, look.

You talk to your
parents about it.

And if it's OK with them,
you can come along with us.

Gee.
Thanks, Mr. Nelson.

I'll see you in the morning.

Don't forget to ask your
mother and father, now.

OK.
So long.

So long.

There goes a happy little fella.

Oh, yeah.

And he's a swell little guy.

But don't you think maybe we're
making a mistake taking him

fishing with us?

Well, I don't see why.

Well, I hate to sound selfish,
but I don't get a chance

to go fishing very often.

I don't want to spend the
whole day baiting his hook

and fishing him
out of the water.

Oh, he won't be any trouble.

Besides, look at all
the fun he'll have.

It'll be a big
event in his life.

Oh, sure.

That's what he thinks
now, but he'll probably

get up to the lake and say to
himself, "What am I doing up

here with these two old fogies?

I should have stayed home
with the rest of the kids."

No, no.

Not at eight years old.

Believe me, I've been
through this twice.

About 13 or 14 is where the old
man starts to get in the way.

Well, I just don't
want to spoil his fun.

And ours, too.

Look, will you forget it?

We'll all have a wonderful time.

Besides, we can't back out now.

We've promised him.

He'll be counting the
hours till we leave.

Probably won't even
go to sleep tonight.

Well, OK.

I better get on home now.

Oh, here are your groceries.

Oh, thanks.

Don't you want to leave
your lucky hat in my car?

No.

I think I'd better
take it with me.

I may need it.

I haven't asked Clara
if I can go fishing yet.

I'll see you in the morning.

OK, Oz.

Hi.

Hi.

I fixed lunch for you guys.

Don't eat it before 10 o'clock.

Well, we'll do our best.

I hope you catch
a lot of fish.

Well, how can we miss?

Joe's wearing his lucky hat.

Lucky hat?

I thought it was lucky sneakers.

No, that was last year.

He lost his sneakers when
he fell out of the boat.

He's not really that
superstitious, is he?

Well, only when
it comes to fishing.

A couple of years ago, we used
to have to sit around and wait

for boat number 12.

And then last
year, he thought it

was lucky to stand up in the
back of the boat, facing north.

In fact, that's how
he lost the sneakers.

You sure you're
not making this up?

Well, maybe a little of it.

I hate to rush you, but
hadn't you better get started?

Oh, OK.

I'll put the stuff
out in the car.

Not going to wear
that old coat, are you?

Well, sure.

This is my lucky coat.
- Oh.

I see.

Not that I believe in this
stuff, but why take chances?

Thank you.

Wait a minute, Oz.

Don't put the lunch
basket back here.

We might get a little
hungry on the way up.

Oh, no.

Look, let's not eat the
stuff on the way up there.

We'll have nothing
left at lunchtime.

Are you kidding?

We're going to have
fish for lunch.

I'm wearing my lucky hat.

Well, just in case,
let's leave it back here.

Suit yourself, Oz.

Hey, where's Barry?

I don't know.

Come to think of it, he
didn't phone last night.

May have changed his mind.

You know how kids are.

Well, either that or his
folks wouldn't let him go.

Hi, Mr. Nelson, Mr. Randolph.

Oh, hi, Barry.

We had just about
giving up on you.

You didn't call us last night.

I didn't ask if I could
go until this morning.

You waited till
this morning to ask?

Sure.

That's the best time.

They always say yes to anything
just so they get back to sleep.

But they were awake when
you asked them, aren't they?

Oh, sure.

Ozzie, can I speak
to you for a minute?

OK.

- Hi, Joe.
- Hi, Harriet.

Hi, Mrs. Nelson.

Morning, Barry.

Put your stuff
in the car, Barry.

Here, I'll give you a hand.

There we go.

I'm afraid you've
got a little problem.

Oh, what's that?

Well, Barry's
mother just phoned,

and he can't go up
to the lake with you.

Why not?
We'll take good care of him.

Well, that's not the point.

They're having a surprise
party for him today.

Well, why today?

His birthday isn't till Tuesday.

Well, Tuesday's a
school day, so they

decided to have it today.

Gee, I wish she'd given us
a little warning about this.

Well, he didn't tell
him he was going fishing

until this morning.

Well, why didn't they
tell him he couldn't go?

Well, Anne said
they were half asleep,

and he's out of the
back door before they

realized what he'd said.

Well, that's great.

What are we supposed
to do about it?

Well, I'm supposed
to tell you and you're

supposed to tell Barry.

And without telling him about
the surprise party I suppose.

Why me?

Well, you seemed
like the logical wonder

since you suggested both his
surprise party and the fishing

trip.

Well, I don't see what
that's got to do with it.

Come on, Oz!

Come on, Mr. Nelson.

Fish are jumpin'.

Hey, Oz.

Look at all this stuff
Barry brought along.

It's for the trip.

A couple of fishing
magazines to read,

and a game he and I can
play so we won't bother you

while you're driving.

He even brought us
a couple of apples.

And I brought my own worms.

I dug 'em myself.

I hope you didn't dig
them out of the apples.

Oh, no. Honest.

Oz, you were right.

This is going to
be a lot of fun.

Uh, yeah.

Well, I'm afraid
there's something

I have to talk to Barry about.

Well, you got all
day to talk to him.

Come on.
Let's get going.

No, no, no.

Wait a second, will you please?

Look, Barry, I know we
invited you to come along,

but that doesn't
mean you have to go.

Oh, I want to go, Mr. Nelson.

You know he does, Oz.

What are you talking about?
- Now, now, now.

Wait a second.

Maybe he doesn't
want to go fishing

with a couple of
old fogies like us.

Maybe he's just saying
he does to be polite.

Oh, no.

I want to go, Mr. Nelson.

Honest.

Are you sure you
wouldn't rather

stay home and play ball
or something with kids

your own age?
- Oh, no.

I go fishing with my grandpa,
and he's twice as old

as you are.

Look, Oz.

Barry doesn't care how
old you are, I don't care,

and the fish don't care.

Joe, why don't you go in
and have a cup of coffee?

I don't want any coffee.

I just had a big breakfast.

Harriet wants to talk to you.

She'll explain everything.

Oh.
Oh, well.

OK.

I'll be right back.

Look, Barry.

I might as well tell
you straight out.

I'm a little worried
about you going with us.

How come?

Well, it's going to be
a long drive up there.

And when we get there, we'll
just be sitting around all day.

You know, fishing
can be pretty dull.

Don't you want me to
go with you, Mr. Nelson?

Well, of course I do.

It's just that I think it'll
be a lot better if you think it

over and go fishing with
us the next time we go.

OK?

- Well, OK.
- Come on.

I'll get your stuff
out of the car.

Bye, Barry.

Goodbye, Mr. Nelson.

Did you tell him, Oz?

Yeah.

He just went home.

Poor little guy.

Oh, it's a shame.
Never mind, dear.

It's for a worthy cause.

He'll find out why
this afternoon.

Oh, sure.
Besides, you know how kids are.

They get upset about
something, five minutes later,

they've forgotten all about it.

I sure hope so.

He looked so sad.

You want some coffee?

No, thanks.

Well, we'd better
get going, Joe.

You got everything now?

Yeah.

Would you close the
back of the car, please?

Hey, Oz.

Look at that.

What's that?

Barry forgot his lunch.

Oh, gee.

That's a shame.

Peanut butter and jelly.

Hey, they look good.

It's bad enough we had
to leave the kid home.

Let's not eat his lunch.

OK, OK.

Hey, you getting
a little hungry?

Oh, not especially.

What'd Harriet
put in the basket?

Do you know?

Fried chicken.

Wish you hadn't
mentioned fried chicken.

I can almost smell it.

Sure is beautiful up
here, isn't it, Oz?

Oh, it sure is.

Hi.

Barry?

Barry, what are
you doing here?

Hope you're not
mad, Mr. Nelson.

I'm a stowaway.

Well, I'm not mad--

You really shouldn't
have done this, Barry.

I just wanted to go fishing.

I won't be any trouble, honest.

I'll bait my own hook and
I won't fall in the lake,

and you can keep my peanut
butter and jelly sandwich.

Don't be silly.

You eat your own sandwich.

I ate all your chicken.

I told you I
smelled some chicken.

I can stay, can I?

Well, it looks like we
don't have much choice.

It isn't that we don't want
you, but your mother and father

are going to be awfully worried.

I told them I
was going with you.

They said it was OK.

It's--

Oh, yeah, it's just
like Mr. Nelson said.

Well, I'll tell you.

Why don't you go down
and check the lake?

Well, it's still there.
I can see it.

Yeah, I know it's still
there, but why don't you

get down there and
look around, see

if you can find a good
place for us to fish, OK?

OK.

Now what?

I wish I knew.

His mother's probably
phoning all over town,

trying to find out
what happened to him.

Yeah.

And that surprise party's
going to be more of a surprise

than they thought.

Mr. Nelson?

Yes, Barry?

I found a great place to fish.

Well, good for you, son.

You go on back
and wait for us.

OK.

Well, what next?

I don't know.

We can't stay up
here, that's for sure.

Say, how does this sound?

Since this is your car,
you drive him back home,

then come back and get me,
and I'll split 50/50 with you

on all the fish I catch.

Look, you drive back
with us or you walk home.

I was afraid you
were going to say that.

Well, there goes
our fishing trip.

Well, the first thing we have
to do is get to a telephone

and let them know he's OK.

Boy, this is great.

And I feel lucky today, too.

Well, I'll give you a break.

I'll go telephone, you can
go down to the lake and fish

until I get back.

I accept your offer.

That's the first sensible
thing you've said all day.

- Hello?
- Harriet?

Oh hi, dear.

Look, if anybody's worried
about Barry, he's with us.

- With you?
- Yeah.

Poor little guy.

He stowed away in back
of the station wagon.

Oh, for goodness sake.

I'm so glad you called.

Anne and Dick have just
been worried to death.

Well, yeah, I
figured they would be.

Well, what
about the surprise party?

Well, we haven't told him,
but if we leave right now,

we'll get him back
in plenty of time.

Well, OK.

It's a shame to spoil
your fishing trip.

Yeah.

Well, we can't help that.

Oh, and by the way, maybe I'd
better call Clara and give her

a little warning.

Joe may not be in a very good
mood when we get back home.

OK, dear.

Well, I'll call Anne right away.
- OK.

Bye.

- Bye-bye.
- Hey, Oz.

Where you been?

How do you like these, old boy?

Where'd you catch those?

Right in the lake here.

How do you like mine?

Holy mackerel!

It's a trout.

Come on.
Join us.

You better hide behind a tree
while you bait your hook,

though.

Wait a second, you mean
to say you caught all

those fish while I was phoning?
- Well, of course.

Where do you think we got them?

This is the greatest
fishing I've ever seen.

Come on.
Get your stuff.

Oh, Joe.

Could I speak to
you for a minute?

Where are you going?

Will you just
stay here and fish?

We'll be right back.

What do you want?

Well, you know darn
well what I want.

We've got to get
Barry back to town

before we louse up
his surprise party.

And stop fishing?

Joe, we've been
all through this.

But, Oz, this is the
luckiest day I've ever had.

Boy, my lucky hat's
really been working.

For your information,
you're not wearing your hat.

You left it back in the car.

Then what do you suppose
has been bringing me

all this good luck?

Why, of course!

It's Barry.

You've been out
in the sun too long.

Your head is starting to shrink.
- No.

I mean it, Oz.

He's been right beside
me the whole time.

Not only that, he was standing
next to me when I won the rod,

and he was right there when
I won that toss of the coin.

Joe--

Let's face it, Oz.

I got a lucky kid on my hands.

OK, fine.

Let's get him back to town so we
don't ruin his surprise party.

Oz, we can't do that.

Now, you call Barry's
mother and have her call

off the whole party.

I'll do nothing of the sort.

This whole thing is ridiculous.

OK.

If it's so ridiculous,
you stand next to him

and see if he doesn't
bring you luck.

Come on.
- Joe.

Joe!

Here, Oz.

Take just one cast.

Well, just one,
then we have to go.

- Go where?
- Shh.

Just a minute, Barry.

Hey, I got a bite!

Reel it, Oz.

Not so fast now.

Wow, he's a whopper!

- Hello?
- Hi, Rick.

Is Mom there?

No, she isn't, Pop.
She went down to the cleaners.

Oh, gee.

I want to talk to her.

Are you still up at the lake?

Yeah.

Well, I thought you
were bringing Barry back

for the surprise party.

Well, that's what I want
to talk to your mother about.

See, the little guy's
having such a great time,

it seems like an
awful dirty trick

to drag him away from here
just for a surprise party.

Uh, Pop?

Yeah?

How many fish have
you caught so far?

Look, you won't believe
this, but I've never

seen fish biting like this.

All you have to do is throw
in the line and hang on.

Joe thinks it's Barry.

Thinks he's a good luck
charm or something.

But whatever it is, boy,
they sure are biting.

Yeah, it sounds great.

See, I just thought
maybe your mother

could talk to Barry's
mother, and they might

be able to call the party off.

- What?
- Well, you know.

She could tell the kids that
the party's been called off.

Or they could have a
surprise party without Barry.

They wanted something different.

That doesn't sound right.

Well, never mind, Rick.

Tell your mother
we're on our way.

Oh,
just a second, Pop.

Here she is.
- Rick?

Rick?

Rick?
- Hello?

Oh.

Hello, dear.

Listen, did they sew the
button back on my brown suit?

Yes.

Oh, that's good.

Well, OK.

We'll see you.

OK.

Bye, dear.

Bye.

Hello?

Oh, hello, dear.

Well, no.

I don't think it's crazy at all.

Sounds like a wonderful idea.

OK.

Right away.
All right.

Bye-bye

Looks like Ozzie's
idea's a big success.

The only thing,
though, I wonder

how fried trout's going to
go with strawberry ice cream

and chocolate layer cake.

Who cares as long as
the kids are having fun?

Stand over on the
other side of me, Barry.

No.
Stay right where you are, Barry.

Right next to me.
- Well, now, Oz!

Now, you caught the last fish.

I don't suppose
I should complain.

It was a great idea, Oz.

I must admit you saved the day.

You sure did.

This is the best
surprise party ever.

Yeah.

This sure is a good party, boys.

I like fishing
better than anything.

Me, too!

Careful of the
hooks, now, boys.

- Are you all set?
- OK.

Bring 'em on.

Now's our chance, Oz.
Let's get out of here.

Yeah.

Why don't we take
the boat and row out

to the middle of the lake?

That's the best idea yet.

Happy
birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Barry.

Happy
birthday to you.

This is the best surprise
party I ever had, boy.