Original subtitles

"The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's favorite family, the Nelsons.

Now, don't worry about a thing, honey.

I understand the pilot drinks a little,

but it doesn't bother him. - Oh, thanks a lot!

Flight 17, now boarding at gate 5.

- Well, that's me. - Have a good time, honey.

You, too, but not too good a time.

- Oh, don't worry about me. - I'll take care of him, Ginger.

Well, this is as far as we go. You better get aboard.

Well, aren't you going to kiss me goodbye?

I'm going to be gone for three days.

Three whole days?

I just don't see how I'm going to make it.

Well, don't overdo it. Just give me a kiss goodbye.

OK.

Bye.

I'm sure going to miss you.

Make sure you do. Bye, Rick.

- Bye, Ginger. - Bye, honey.

Bye.

Gee, I'm sure gonna miss her.

- It'll only be for three days. - Only?

Three days is a long time when it's

somebody you really care for.

Hey, how about that?

- Well, how about Ginger? - Well, you heard her.

She said for me to have a good time.

Yeah, but not too good.

Come on.

Where are we going?

I thought we might go over and pay Charlie a little visit.

Oh, that's a good idea. How is his ankle?

I don't know.

I understand they sent him in the infirmary

for a couple of days. - No kidding?

Lucky stiff.

What?

- Doggone it! - What's the matter?

I could have told Ginger I was going

to sit up with a sick friend, and for once it

would have been the truth.

Flight 23 from Chicago now unloading at gate 4.

Oh, hi, Charlie.

Hi, fellas.

Hey, how come you're in a room here?

Well, Doc thought it'd be a good idea, so here I am.

How long are you gonna be here?

Oh, just a couple of days, I guess.

They want to take some x-rays and stuff.

Well, pretty soft, if you ask me.

Well, I appreciate you coming over.

Drop in again when you get a chance.

Well, that's OK. We're in no hurry.

Yeah, what are you trying to do?

Get rid of us? - No, of course not.

Well, we just got here.

Well, I know that, but it's pretty dull

just standing around here talking.

Here we go again, Charlie. Hi, fellas.

Oh, hello.

Hi.

What are you taking his temperature for?

He's not sick.

It's hospital routine.

I'm beginning to see why he wanted to get rid of us.

- Yeah, you're not kidding. - Come on, you guys.

Shh.

Why, the nurses are getting younger and younger these days.

Yeah, and that's not all.

I'm beginning to feel a little sick myself.

Me, too.

I wonder if this bed's available.

Well, Charlie, it looks to me like you're

going to survive after all.

Well, that's good to hear.

Don't forget to come back. - I won't.

Goodbye, fellas. - Goodbye.

So long.

Well, uh, so long, Charlie.

Yeah, we'll see you later, Charlie.

Hey, where are you going?

Like you say, it's pretty dull around here.

Wait a second, you guys, come back here.

Hey, you guys!

- Which way did she go? - Gee, I don't know.

- Well, let's find out. - Hey, wait a second.

What do you want to know for? - Are you kidding?

Well, what about Ginger?

You remember Ginger, don't you?

The girl you said goodbye to at the airport with love

and kisses?

What are you, some sort of a private fink or something?

Hey, it's your problem.

Besides--

I know, she told you to have a good time.

I wonder where she went.

Gee, I don't know.

Hey, maybe she's in one of these rooms.

Wait a second.

You can't just go wandering in and out.

Well, I've got an idea.

Hey, where do you think you're going?

I've got the same idea.

Hi, Charlie.

- Hiya, Charlie, old boy. - What happened?

Couldn't you find her? - Now that's gratitude for you.

I just came in to fluff up your pillow.

Yeah, I'll bet.

Hey, what's that little button for?

That's to call the nurse, and leave it alone.

- Well, how does it work? - I think you push it like this.

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

Cut that out.

Now, quiet down, Charlie, and be a good boy.

Would you guys get out of here?

Quiet, or we'll order you a sleeping pill.

Look, this is my room, and she's my nurse.

Did you ring for something?

Well, we'll see you later, Charlie.

- Yeah, so long, Charlie. - Hey, you guys!

I think he needs a sedative.

Oh, hi, Rick.

Oh, hi, Pop.

Just get home?

Yeah, right now.

Uh, how's Charlie?

Well, I'll tell you this much, he sure has a good-looking

nurse. - Oh.

Did you get her name?

Well, unfortunately, no.

Sounds like you must be slipping.

Well, it's not that I didn't try.

In fact, I think I'll take a walk over

to the nurse's training school tomorrow

and see what I can find out.

Oh, good luck.

Thanks.

Wally will probably be there ahead of me.

- Hi, dear.

Oh, hi.

Was that Rick you were talking to?

Uh, yeah, he just got home, too.

He was over visiting Charlie. - Oh.

He told me he was going over there.

How was Charlie?

Uh, very attractive, from what I understand.

In fact, I'm not even sure Charlie was there.

Really?

Well, it seems there's this nurse who

is a very attractive girl.

Oh, I see what you mean.

Uh, speaking of attractive girls, is dinner almost ready?

Well, as long as you put it that way, yeah.

That's the way I put it.

Yes?

Yes, that's right.

Yes.

OK, goodbye.

May I help you?

Uh, yes, I'm trying to locate one of your student nurses.

What's her name?

Well, that's just it.

I don't know her name.

Well, what does she look like?

Well, uh, she's a blond.

Well, that eliminates all the brunettes and redheads.

Uh, she's about this tall.

She has blue eyes, and she's very pretty.

Not only that, I might describe her

as being beautiful.

What'd you do, follow me over here?

I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Good morning.

I'm looking for a lovely little blonde

with blue eyes and about this tall.

Look, fellas, I don't mind playing cupid,

but I'll need a little more information.

Now, where did you see her?

Well, at the campus infirmary, last night.

About what time?

Well, uh, about 6:00 or 6:15.

Well, let's see who was on duty over there last night.

Hey, what's this?

Oh, the girls are having a dance Saturday night

at the Student Nurses Club.

Say, that's an idea.

I wonder if she's got a date yet.

Oh, here we are.

Uh, 6 o'clock, that would be Paula Benson.

Say, I don't blame you, fellas.

She is very pretty. - Well, thank you very much.

Hey, wait a second. Where are you going?

Oh, I'll see you later, Rick.

Could you tell me where I could locate her?

Yes.

She's on duty at the infirmary this morning.

She's helping Dr. Cameron.

Oh, thank you very much.

Good luck.

Oh, thanks.

Oh. May I help you?

Uh, I'm looking for one of the student nurses.

Her name is Paula Benson.

She's right around the corner, assisting Dr. Cameron.

Oh, is it all right if I go and see her?

Oh, I imagine so.

They're not busy right now.

Oh, thanks.

Hi.

Oh, well, hello there.

Uh, I met you last night in Charlie's room.

Oh, yes, I remember.

You're one of his fraternity brothers, aren't you?

Uh, yeah.

I guess I didn't actually meet you.

My name's Rick Nelson. - Hi.

It's nice to know you, Rick. I'm Paula Benson.

Uh, Rick, this is Dr. Cameron.

Hi.

How do you do?

Uh, what are you doing?

Getting you ready for your shot.

- What shot? - Your flu shot.

Hey, wait a second, I didn't come in here for any flu shot.

Oh. Well, have you already had one?

- Well, uh, no. - You might as well.

They're free.

Well, OK.

OK, Paula, I'll take over.

Oh, good.

Nice to see you, Rick.

Hey, uh, wait a second.

Hold still, please.

Uh, take it easy now, will you, Doc?

- It's all over. - Oh.

Thanks.

Uh, pardon me.

Uh, Paula?

Hey, uh, wait a second.

You can't desert a wounded man. - Sorry.

I didn't mean to desert you. - Are you in a hurry?

Oh, no, not especially.

I just have to get back to the dormitory.

Uh, do you mind if I walk along with you?

No. Come on.

- Oh, hey, uh, come here. - What's the matter?

Shh.

Uh, pardon me.

Where's Dr. Cameron?

Right around the corner.

Oh, thanks, honey.

That was your friend, wasn't it?

Well, yes and no.

Come on.

Where are you going?

Oh, uh, well, thanks a lot, but I've already had the flu.

I don't need a shot.

Oh, come on.

Wait!

Put me down!

You're tickling me!

Chicken!

Oh, so you got a date with her, huh?

Well, sort of.

Those student nurses don't have much time off.

Where are you gonna take her?

Oh, we're just going out to dinner.

Well, hey, and maybe you'll run into your mother and me.

We're going out to dinner with the Randolphs.

Oh, you having hamburgers at the malt shop?

Oh, uh-- [laughs] well, maybe we won't see you after all.

Well, have a good time, Rick.

Oh, thanks, Pop.

Uh, Pop?

Thanks.

- Hi, Rick. - Oh, hi, Jack.

What'll ya have?

Uh, can we look at a menu, please?

Well, what for?

You know it by heart.

Well, how can I convince this young lady this is a high-class

place if you won't even give us a menu?

Well, OK.

Let's see if I can find a couple for you.

Here you are.

Thanks.

Uh, I don't have the chicken pie,

and we're out of veal cutlets.

And I don't think you'd like the corned beef hash.

Nobody else does. - Thanks, Jack.

We'll find something.

I'll be right back.

What are you gonna have?

I don't know.

How about you?

I don't know either.

How does a hamburger and a malt sound to you?

Sounds good to me.

Uh, what's the matter?

Your face is flushed.

Oh, do you want me to sit over there?

No kidding.

You know, I think you've got a temperature.

- Oh, come on now. - No, I mean it.

How do you feel?

Well, I feel fine.

And your pulse is fast.

Well, sure.

My heart's probably beating fast, too.

No, really, I'm serious.

If you do have a temperature, you ought to be home in bed.

Come on, let's not take any chances.

There's a lot of flu going around the campus.

Oh, come on now. You must be kidding.

No, I'm not.

Do you have a thermometer at your house?

Yeah, I think so.

Well, then come on.

It won't do any harm to take your temperature.

This is ridiculous.

What's the matter? Where are you going?

I'm taking him home. I think he's sick.

How can that be?

He hasn't even eaten yet.

Well, what's the verdict?

I thought so.

You're running a pretty good temperature.

OK, you get an A in temperature reading.

Now let's go.

Oh, we're not going anywhere.

The only place you're going is upstairs to bed.

Oh, come on.

You're beginning to sound like my mother.

Then your mother's got good sense.

Oh, this is ridiculous.

No, it isn't.

I have no intention of losing my first patient.

Oh, but I'm not tired.

Besides, I haven't even had my dinner yet.

Well, I'll fix a nice, hot soup for you.

It'll only take a minute.

Right now, we're going to get you ready for bed.

Oh, OK, OK, you win.

You take care of the soup, and I'll put myself to bed.

That's a promise?

Cream and tomato.

Chicken broth.

How was it?

Oh, very good.

You also get an A in opening cans and heating soup.

Thank you.

How does your stomach feel?

Oh, I'm fine.

Are you warm enough?

Oh, yeah, thanks.

How's your throat feel?

Uh, fine.

Do you have a headache?

Uh, no.

Not even a little one?

Well, to be honest with you, I don't actually feel sick,

but I don't feel real good either.

I thought so.

Gee, I'm glad we got you into bed.

What do you think I've got?

I don't know.

Your temperature could mean just about anything.

The best thing you can do is to get a good night's sleep.

And if you don't feel any better in the morning,

maybe you'd better call your doctor.

Hey, wait a second. How are you going to get home?

Oh, don't worry about me.

I'll get a taxi. - No, you don't have to do that.

I'll call over to the fraternity house and get one of the guys

to take you home. - Oh, no, no.

I wouldn't want to put them through all that trouble.

Oh, it's no trouble at all.

City morgue.

Fred Stacy, chief mortician.

Oh, hi, Rick.

Uh, listen.

Will you do me a favor?

Well, I need somebody to come over to my house

and pick up my date.

I'm not feeling too good.

I need somebody to take her home.

Oh, gee, I'd like to help you out,

Rick, but I'm a little late to pick up my own date.

Oh.

Well, uh, who else is around there?

Uh, just a second.

Hey, Wally's here. Just a minute.

Hey, Wally!

Well, not Wally.

Uh, Fred?

Fred?

Yeah, Wally said he could make it.

Listen, he'll be right over. I have to run, Rick.

I'm late. I'll see you tomorrow.

Uh, Fred?

Fred?

That's great.

What's the matter?

Oh, nothing.

Well, is one of the boys coming for me?

Uh, yeah. He'll be right over.

Oh, hi!

Hi.

We've met before, haven't we? - Well, sure.

I was with Rick over at the infirmary, in Charlie's room.

Oh, that's right. Of course.

And he wants me to take you home?

Yes, if you don't mind.

Oh, not at all.

He must really be sick.

He's got a slight temperature.

Oh, that's too bad.

He's up in his room in bed.

Well, why don't we go up and let

him know everything's all taken care of?

OK.

Now, I want you to close your eyes like a good boy

and get a good night's sleep, and I'll

see that Paula gets home safely. - Thanks a lot.

And believe me, I consider it a great compliment

that you asked for me in this emergency.

Asked for you? Are you kidding?

I may be sick, but I'm not delirious.

If you fellas will excuse me, I

was just making myself a sandwich.

I'm kind of hungry.

Oh, yeah, I bet you are.

Oh, would you like a sandwich, Wally?

Oh, yeah, that sounds great.

OK.

Be ready in just a minute.

Are you sure you wouldn't rather have some Ginger snaps?

Why, Rick, I'm surprised at you.

That was most unkind.

Fortunately, however, I have a thick skin

and a very short memory.

Nighty night.

Boy, that sure was good.

You know, you're not only a beautiful and talented nurse,

but you're a pretty darn good cook, too.

Thank you, but cheese sandwiches really

aren't that difficult.

Would you like to hear some music?

Oh, yeah, but don't play it too loud.

We don't want to keep Rick awake.

Oh, don't worry about him.

He loves music.

Besides, he's got some good records here.

Shall we?

As soon as we're finished, I think I'd better

be getting back to the dorm. - Oh, OK.

You know, this was really a very touching little scene:

mom and dad down in the kitchen, doing the dishes,

and the little fellow upstairs tucked in bed

with a slight temperature.

You really are sort of a nut, aren't you?

- Well, maybe so, but I'm happy. - Yeah.

- Oh, hi, Wally. - Hi.

Oh, hi.

This is Paula Benson.

This is Mr. and Mrs. Nelson, Rick's mom and dad.

- How do you do? - Oh, uh, where's Rick?

Oh, he's upstairs in bed.

Oh, he was running a little temperature,

so I insisted he get into bed.

Oh, I hope it's nothing serious.

Oh, I don't think so.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll

go up and have a look at him. It's nice to have met you.

Thank you.

I'm sure he'll be right after he gets a good night's sleep.

Well, yeah.

Gee, it's a shame about your date.

Oh, that doesn't matter.

I just hope he feels better tomorrow.

Yeah, well, I think I'll go up and take a look at him, too.

It's nice to have met you. - Nice to have met you.

- I'll see you, Wally. - OK.

Well, shall we get going?

Oh, shouldn't we say goodbye to Rick first?

Oh, gosh.

I kind of hate to barge in on him with his mom and dad

up there. - Yeah, I guess you're right.

Uh, say, do we have time to stop off

for a dish of ice cream on the way home?

Sure, I'd love to.

Well, I don't know, Doc.

We came home, and he was in bed.

He has a little temperature.

I don't feel that bad, honest, Mom.

You might as well relax, Rick.

Your mother has that mother look on her face.

I'll ask him.

How's your throat?

Well, my throat's OK.

He says his throat's fine.

Maybe starting to get the flu?

Gee, I hope not.

I just had a flu shot today.

Oh, he says he had a flu shot today.

Yes, a little temperature.

I'll ask him.

How's your head feel?

Well, I've got a little headache.

Yes, he has, Doc.

Oh, good.

Well, thanks a lot.

Good night.

What's the verdict?

He says he thinks it's a reaction from the flu shot,

and that you'll probably feel better in the morning.

If you don't, we're to call him.

I didn't think it was anything serious, but I must admit,

Paula had me kind of worried.

Well, she might have been worried herself.

Yeah.

Uh, I think I'll call her and tell her everything's OK.

Would you hand me that book, Mom?

Thanks.

Uh, Harriet, I think a conversation

between a patient and his nurse is usually

considered confidential.

Oh, sure. Good night, dear.

- Good night, Mom. - Good night, Rick.

I hope you feel better in the morning.

Oh, thanks, Pop. I already do.

Good.

Uh, hello.

Is Paula Benson there, please?

Oh, are you sure?

Well, uh, when she comes in, would you tell her--

No, never mind.

I'll call her tomorrow.

Carol, would you take these, please?

Gee, this is sure good, Jack.

Oh, thanks, Wally.

Hello?

Oh, uh, hello, Jack?

This is Rick.

Hey, listen, Jack.

Does Wally happen to be there?

Yeah, he's sitting right over there with, uh--

Gee, I can't quite see who it is from here.

Nice try, Jack, but I know who he's with.

Let me talk to him, will you?

Just a second. Wally?

- Yeah? - Phone for you.

Oh, thanks.

Pardon me.

Thanks, Jack. - Sure.

Hello?

OK, best friend, what's the big idea?

Oh, hi, Rick.

How you feeling, old boy?

I'm feeling fine.

What are you doing at the malt shop with Paula?

Well, I'm taking her home.

Well, that is, I will be taking her home sooner or later.

Look, Wally, she was my date tonight.

Oh, I know it.

And I want to thank you for treating her to dinner,

because all I had to buy her was dessert.

OK, funny man.

Uh, oh, by the way, have I asked how you're feeling?

Yes, you have, and I'm feeling fine.

It was just a reaction from the flu shot this afternoon.

Oh, gee, that's too bad.

If she had known that, she might have asked you.

Ask me what?

Well, to take her to the nurses dance tomorrow night.

She's going with me. - With you?!

Yeah, she thought you might be laid off

for three or four days.

Although, I must admit, I sort of suggested the idea to her.

Well, thanks a lot.

Well, you know the old saying, "All's fair in love and war."

Say, I've got an idea.

Maybe she's got a good-looking roommate.

Look, I can get my own date.

Well, anyway, I'm glad to hear you're feeling better.

So long. - OK, thanks a lot.

Uh, long-distance information, please.

Good night, Pop.

Oh, good night, Rick.

Hey, where are you going all dressed up?

Oh, they're having a dance over at the nursing school.

Oh, I thought Wally kind of took over with the nurse.

Well, yeah, he did, but I'm going anyway.

It's kind of a complicated plan, but I think it'll work out.

Oh.

Well, good luck.

- Good night, Pop. - Good night.

Rick, Wally's here. He's out in the kitchen.

- Oh, good. - Wally?

Yeah, we're double-dating.

Good night, Mom.

Good night, dear.

A double date with Wally after what happened?

Well, I've got an idea we don't know the whole story.

I got an idea you're right.

- Oh, hi, Wally. - Hi, Rick.

Your mother said I could have this.

Oh, that's OK. I see you're right on time.

Oh, yeah.

You know, I must say you're taking this whole thing a lot

better than I expected.

Well, there's no sense in being a poor loser.

Come on, we'd better get going.

It's quite a drive out to the airport.

OK.

Airport?

Oh, taking one of the stewardesses, huh?

- No, I'm taking Ginger. - Who?

Well, you remember Ginger, your girlfriend,

your sweetheart, the girl you pinned about 14 or 15 times.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I got news for you, buddy.

She's not due in till tomorrow morning.

Well, I've got news for you.

She decided to fly in tonight instead.

Well, when did she decide this?

When I phoned her last night and told her you were sick.

You phone her? Well, why'd you do that for?

I'm not sick! - Oh, you're not?

Oh, gee, I guess I made a mistake.

Well, you sure did.

Well, anyway, there's no harm done.

We've both got dates for the dance.

You've got Paula, and I'll be there with Ginger.

Come on.

Uh, Rick.

Uh, wait a second, will ya?

I think maybe you're right.

I do feel a little sick.

See?

I kind of thought you would.

You know, I feel kind of silly.

I should have realized it was just

a reaction from the flu shot.

Oh, that's OK.

You feel all right tonight, don't you?

Oh, yeah, fine.

Thanks.

No temperature.

Oh, good.

Wait a minute.

Your pulse is a little fast.

I wonder why that is.

Don't overlook the obvious.

Are you sure you're feeling all right?

Oh, yeah, I feel great.

Your pulse is beating fast too, honey.

I wonder why that is.

Maybe I'm sick.

Well, what are you gonna do?

Come on, fatso, let's dance.

It's a young world.

When you're in love, you're in a young world.

So take my hand and let me show you just

how true young love can be.

And, whoa, oh, oh.

It's a young world.

And if you tell me you're my one girl,

you'll make my whole life worth living just

by giving your love to me.

All of the world is a treasure when you have someone to care.

Promise me your love forever, and we'll

have the whole world to share.

And it's a young world.

When you're in love, you're in a young world.

If you believe what I've told you, let me hold you.

Say you love me.

All of the world is a treasure when you have someone to care.

Promise me your love forever, and we'll

have the whole world to share.

And it's a young world.

When you're in love, you're in a young world.

If you believe what I've told you, let me hold you.

Say you love me.

It's a young world.

Oh, oh, oh.

It's a young world.

Oh, oh, oh, it's a young world.

Young world, young.