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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

Hey, isn't somebody
giving a dance or something?

Anything at all?

Not that I can find.

There must be something
going on this weekend.

Well, what about
the Bachelor's Club?

They haven't had a party
in about three months.

Well, they're on
social probation.

No kidding?
Since when?

Well, since
about three months.

That was
some party, wasn't it?

Well, I suppose we could
take the girls to a movie.

We always go to a movie.

Hey, the Pilackily
Literary Society

is having an open
forum Saturday night.

- Are you kidding?
- No.

Coffee and sandwiches
are on the house.

Oh, goody.

What kind of sandwiches?

Well, it doesn't say here,
but we could probably find out.

Nobody else has come up
with any better suggestions.

Hey, I've got a class
in five minutes.

You know, I might surprise
Linda and take her out

to dinner.
- What are you trying to do?

Make the rest of us look bad?

That sounds like a good idea.

Hey, how about Harry's Grill?

They've got pretty good
steak sandwiches out there.

Yeah, but not for a date.

Yeah, they've been letting
it get kind of rundown lately.

Well, does anybody
have any suggestions?

Well, if we want to
go someplace special,

there's always the
Persian Terrace.

Well, where's that?

Well, I'm not too sure,
but it must be pretty good.

I heard my father complaining
about the bill he got there

the other night.

Well, it sounds like it's a
little out of my price range.

Yeah, mine, too.

Well, meanwhile back at the
Pilackily Literary Society--

Well, why don't we find
out a little bit more

about the Persian Terrace?

It might not be too expensive.

That's an idea.

Besides, we don't have to
order everything on the menu.

Well, if you guys can scrape
up the money, I guess I can.

Well, then why don't we get
dates and figure on it, huh?

- OK.
- OK with me.

Hey, maybe we could get
Sharyn or Fred to come along.

How about you and Ginger?

No, I think you'd
better count me out.

Why?

Well, I've got other
plans for that night.

Since when?

I just remembered.

OK.

You're going to be missing
out on a lot of fun.

Yeah, I know, but I
don't think I can make it.

Well, if you change
your mind, let us know.

OK.

Would you mind repeating that?

Well, the Persian Terrace.

Would you like to go?

Oh, of course we would.

Say yes before they
change their mind.

Wait a minute.

How many Persian Terraces
are there in town?

Well, only one
as far as I know.

And that's one
we're talking about.

Oh, it sounds wonderful.
I'd love to go.

Will you call me
over at the house

and give me all the details?
- OK.

It's all set though, isn't it?
- Oh, sure.

It sounds wonderful.

I'd better get someone to
take my history test for me.

I won't be able to
remember a thing.

OK, I'll call you.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Well, something
tells me they're

kind of pleased with the idea.
- Yeah.

We probably ought to call over
there and reserve a table.

Well, I can call right
after my next class.

Who all's going?
- Well, let's see.

There's and you and I
and Fred and Charlie.

- Well, what about Wally?
- Well, he's not going.

Remember?
- Oh, yeah, that's right.

I wonder why not.
- Gee, I don't know.

It's too bad.
He's a lot of laughs.

Say, pardon me, did you just
say something about Wally?

- Yeah.
- Wally Plumstead?

Sort of--
- Yeah.

That's him.
- Well, where can I find him?

Do you know?
- Well, why?

Well, I've been
looking all over for him.

He owes me a dollar and a half.

Good luck.

Yeah, he doesn't usually
consider repaying debts

till they reach at least $2.

Gee, I saw him coming down
the hall yesterday afternoon,

but when I waved to him, he
just kind of disappeared.

Yeah, he's very good at
that for a fella his size.

Would you tell him that
Pete's looking for him?

OK, but don't
get your hopes up.

I happen to know he's two
months behind in his house bill.

No kidding?

Yeah, and that adds
up to quite a bit.

That doesn't sound too good
for my dollar and a half,

does it?

Well, I don't think I've
seen you around here before.

Are you a freshman?
- Yes, sir.

Well, I wouldn't
worry about it too much.

You're bound to get it
before you graduate.

I sure hope so.

Hey, do you think Wally's in
some sort of financial trouble?

Oh, no more than usual.

You know Wally.

Hey, you guys.
You get your dates lined up?

Yeah.
Can you imagine?

We didn't get any
argument at all.

I know what you mean.
I just said "Persian Terrace."

She said yes.
I said, "My name is Charlie."

She said, "Glad to know you.

My name is Doris."

Have you seen Wally?

Yeah, I think he's
down in the basement.

What's he doing down there?

Gee, I don't know.

Hey, do you guys
smell something burning?

Yeah.

I think it's coming
from the basement.

Hey, what's
going on down here?

Oh, hi, fellas.

Anybody know a
good French weaver?

What are you doing?

I'm doing my laundry.

Well, how come?

Oh, I just haven't been
too happy with the job

the laundry's been doing.

Doesn't look like you're
doing too well yourself.

Well, at least I'm improving.

Hey, what's the big idea?

What do you mean,
what's the big idea?

Can't a guy do his own
laundry if he wants to?

OK, OK.

Let's see.

That'll be four
malts for you guys.

And there's a cheeseburger,
an order of French fries,

a bowl of chili, and
a double banana split.

Hey, wait a second.
Who ordered all that junk?

Well, that's Wally's
standard order.

Yeah, well, he won't
be coming over today.

- How come?
- I don't know.

We ask him, and he said
he was going on a diet.

A diet?!

He can't go on a diet.

I'll go bankrupt.

Well, OK.

Four malts.

Hey, what's going
on with Wally, anyway?

You got me.

He sure has been acting
strange, hasn't he?

Well, yeah, I
have a feeling it

has something to do with
his being short of money.

He's always short of money.
It's never bothered him before.

Well, no, I mean really short.

You know he's almost two
months behind in his room

and board at the house?

No kidding?

No wonder he's
doing his own laundry.

And he had a
couple of big bills

on his car last
month, too, didn't he?

Yeah, seems to me he did.

You know, if he's talking
about going on a diet,

he really must be broke.

Yeah.

- Gee, that's too bad.
- Yeah.

Well, the thing is, Wally
always seems like such

a happy-go-lucky sort of a guy.

You never think of him
as having any problems.

Gee, I hope he
doesn't have to leave

school or anything like that.

Oh, I don't think
it's that bad.

And I was giving him
a bad time the other day

just because he borrowed
a couple of my shirts.

Those were your shirts?

Here you go, fellas.

Oh, thanks, Jack.

How does it taste?

Oh, real good.

I still say Jack makes
the best malts in town.

Thanks, Rick.

Sharyn was really
surprised when

I told her we were going
to the Persian Terrace.

She's never been there.

They say the
food's really great.

Yeah.

And they've got a good
orchestra there, too.

Yeah.

I wonder if they've got fried
chicken and sweet potatoes.

Oh, sure.

They got anything you want.

Everything's a la carte.

Hey, wait a minute.

What are we doing here anyway?

What do you mean?

Well, here we are planning
to spend a lot of money

and go to an
expensive restaurant,

and poor Wally's back
there in the basement

burning holes in his shirts.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

I never thought of it that way.

Yeah, that's pretty bad.

Hey, wait a minute.

What shirts?

The shirts we
were talking about.

Well, what do we do?

Well, I hate to be
the one to suggest it,

but I think we ought to forget
about the Persian Terrace

and take the money we were going
to spend and give it to Wally.

Come on, you guys.

We're talking about one of
our fraternity brothers.

Well, OK.

I'll go along with you.

Well, I will, too, but
what about our dates?

Well, they'll understand.

You know, I don't
think they really

believed we were going to
take them there anyway.

Is it OK with you guys?

OK.

What about you, Fred?

Fred?

Did they have French cuffs
with button-down collars?

Well, it looks like you
made quite a haul here.

Yeah, the guys
really came through.

It's darn nice of 'em.

Rick, here's an
apple pie for Wally.

Oh, gee, thanks, Mom.

We won't have any trouble
getting him to take that.

Which reminds me,
how are you going

to go about getting
him to take the money?

Gee, I don't know.

That's been kind of worrying me.

We can't just walk up to him
and say, "Here you go, Wally.

We took up a
collection for you."

No.

There must be a lot of
ways of giving a guy

money without his realizing it.

Well, yeah, I hope we
can figure out something.

Oh.

Dropped a five there.

Oh, thanks, Pop.

Wait a second.

I didn't drop this.

I've got all my
money right here.

See what I mean?

Well, gee, thanks.

That's a good idea.

Here he comes.
What are we making it, a dollar?

Don't be chintzy.
Make it two.

It might be a little
unusual to find two $1 bills.

OK.

Then make it a five.

I haven't got a five.

Here you go.

- Hey, Joe?
- Yeah.

Hey, is that stuff
from the cleaners?

Yeah.

Is there anything
in there for Wally?

I think so.

This jacket.
- Oh, good.

We'll take it up to his room.

65, 75, $1, 2, 2, 4, $5.

Well, thanks a lot, Jack,
but I only gave you a one.

Are you kidding?
You gave me a five.

I put it right here.

See?

Well, I think I
only gave you a one.

Well, if you insist, I'll
be happy to make a mistake

and give you a change for a one.
- Oh, no.

That's OK.

I don't want to
louse up your books.

OK, Rick, you
can come out now.

Did it work?

- Sure, like a charm.
- Oh, thanks, Jack.

OK.
Any time.

Hello?

Well, Wally wins again.

Boy, Wally, you sure
got me beat tonight.

Well, to tell you the truth,
I never thought a pair of tens

would beat that one, especially
with twos and one-eyed Jacks

wild.
- I'm out.

Me, too.
I'm folding.

Well, now, wait a minute.
You guys can't quit now.

This is too embarrassing.

Well, embarrassing or not,
I'm through for tonight.

You're just too lucky, Wally.

Well, OK.

I've got to go make a call.

Any time you guys want to lose
your shirts again, let me know.

Hey, speaking of shirts--

I sure had a tough
time losing that hand.

I had three kings.
- Well, I had a straight.

That's nothing.

I started out with a full
house, threw it away,

and drew four aces.

Oh, it was worth it.

At least he's got enough there
to pay off a few of his bills.

Hi, Ginger, honey.

Hey, listen, you'll never
believe this, but I'm loaded.

No, no,
I mean with money.

Look, I've never had
such a run of luck.

And before I do something
foolish with it,

you and I are going out to the
Persian Terrace tomorrow night

and shoot the works.

What did you guys finally
decide to do tonight, Rick?

Well, Jimmy and I are going
to take our dates to a movie.

Oh.

That's sort of a comedown
for the girls isn't it,

from the Persian
Terrace to a movie?

Well, it's in color
and on a wide screen.

Oh.

Well, I guess that helps.

How do they take this
sudden change of events?

The girls, I mean.
- Oh, pretty good.

They were
philosophical about it.

Oh, well, that's
the way it goes.

Girls can surprise you
sometimes and be pretty nice.

Well, thanks a lot.

On other occasions, they
can just surprise you.

I thought he was
being too nice.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Rick.

It's me.

Say, I just heard a rumor
that you guys aren't going

to the Persian Terrace tonight.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Well, we figured it might be
a little too expensive for us.

Well, for gosh sakes,
why didn't you say so?

I could have loaned
you some money.

Oh, no, that's OK.

Well, look, I had to take
care of a few expenses,

but I still have a little
left if you want to borrow it.

Oh, no thanks.

Thanks just the same,
but it's probably

a waste of money going to
an expensive place like that

anyway.

Hey, Jimmy and I are taking
the girls to a movie tonight.

Why don't you get
Ginger and come along?

Oh, well, no.
I don't think so.

We kind of made
some other plans.

Well, are you sure?

We'd love to have you
come along with us.

Oh, well, thanks, Rick,
but we really can't make it.

Thanks just the same.

Well, OK.

So long.

Was that Wally?

Yeah.

Gee, how about that guy?

He's trying to lend us money.

Oh, he's a real nice boy.

Yeah, he sure is.

Well, I better get Jimmy.

We're supposed to pick the girls
up at the sorority house at 7.

Well, what about dinner?

Well, we figured
the least we could do

is buy them a hamburger
at the malt shop.

Hey, wait a second.

What are you doing?

Just a little
bouquet for insurance.

When I talked to Linda, she
seemed to understand OK,

but then you never can tell.

That's not a bad idea.

Hey, get a load of that car.

Yeah, chauffeur
and everything.

I wonder who that is.

Hey, wait a second.
It's Wally.

Thank you, Newton.

We'll be out in a
couple of minutes.

- Yes, sir.
- Oh, hi, Rick.

Hi, Jimmy.

Lovely evening, isn't it?

Never mind that.

What's going on around here?
- Yeah.

What are you all dressed up for?

Oh, I thought I'd give
Ginger a little treat tonight.

I'm taking her to the
Persian Terrace for dinner.

Well, isn't that just dandy?

May I ask what you're
using for money?

Oh, I managed to pick up
a couple of dollars here

and there.
Well, see you later, boys.

All right.

Just a second, Wally.

Hey, wait a minute.
Cut that out!

Put me down!

What are you doing?

What do you mean, your money?

I found it fair and square.

But it was our money.

Oh, what a bunch
of sore heads.

Just because I won a few
bucks from you playing poker.

That's right.
Because we planned it that way.

Oh, come on.

I just happened to get some
good cards and you know it.

Well, I know it,
that's for sure.

I dealt most of them
to you on purpose.

And the only reason
you found that money

was because we put it there.
- You what?

We put it there.

We planted it where
you couldn't miss it.

Oh, brother.

I've heard everything now.

Oh, come on, fellas.

I haven't got all night.

A joke is a joke,
but I've got a date.

Sit down, Wally.

Look, we're not kidding.

We knew you were
broke, so we took up

a collection to help you out.
- Broke?

What do you mean broke?

Well, you're two months
behind in your house bill.

Are you kidding?
I'm always two months behind.

As long as I owe 'em money,
they don't dare throw me out.

And how come you're
doing your own laundry

and staying away
from the malt shop?

I was just trying to save
up a little extra money

so I could go to the Persian
Terrace with you guys.

And I was trying to take off
a few pounds because Ginger

said I was getting too fat.

Well, what about the
limousine and the chauffeur

and the flowers and everything?

Well, that was sort of
a gag to surprise Ginger.

I never have enough money
to take her anyplace,

so when I got lucky I
decided to do it up right.

Well, I suppose it isn't
really Wally's fault.

After all, he didn't
know what we were doing.

That's right.
I didn't.

Can I go now?

Wait a minute.

What about the money?

Well, what about it?

Well, we'll forget the whole
thing if you just pay us back.

Are you kidding?
I spent it.

I rented the tux,
bought the flowers,

and hired the limousine
and chauffeur.

Well, that's great.

But if it wasn't
for you, we'd all

be down at the Persian
Terrace with our dates.

Well, what are
you blaming me for?

I wasn't the one who decided
to give me all the money.

Although I must admit it
was a beautiful gesture,

and I greatly appreciate it.

Well, that's just fine.

Meanwhile you and Ginger are
down at the Persian Terrace

living it up.

Yeah, while we're eating
at the local hamburger stand.

Not necessarily.

What do you mean,
not necessarily?

Well, why don't we all go
down to the Persian Terrace

for dinner?

Well, that's great, but
what do we use for money?

I have enough money for Ginger
and me, and that's all we need.

I think he's flipped his wig.

No, I have a plan.

Listen, don't you guys trust me?

Well, let's put it another way.

I haven't been a moocher
all these years for nothing.

Come on.

OK?

Well, OK, but
this better be good.

Where are we going?

We're going to phone the
girls and tell them to get all

dressed up for a big evening.

Well, come on!

All right, girls.

Right this way.

What's going on, anyway?

Are we going to the
Persian Terrace or aren't we?

If this is some
kind of a joke--

Now, now, girls,
stop worrying.

I got everything
all figured out.

Nothing can possibly go wrong.

Go wrong, go wrong, go wrong.

- Come on, Wally.

Let's get going.
- All right.

Pick a number.

Now, who's couple number one?
- We are.

All right.

Now, wait a second.

How come you don't get a number?
- Now, now, honey.

It's all right.

All right, couple
number one, on your way.

- We'll see you later.
- Bye.

Good luck.
- Bye.

Good luck.

You all set?

I have to get my stole.

I'd still like to know
what this is all about.

You want to go to the
Persian Terrace, don't you?

Well, yes, that's
the general idea.

All right.
Then just sit down and relax.

Well, honey,
having a good time?

Not yet.

But if I don't get to
the Persian Terrace,

I sure will have.

Mind not pointing
that thing at me?

It might be loaded.

Hey, it looks like
we're going in real style.

Well, you know how it is.

Nothing but the best.

Thank you, Newton.

Yes, sir.

We'll order a coffee
and dessert later.

Yes, sir.

Oh, where's the phone, please?

Just to the right
at the entrance, sir.

Or I'll be glad to bring
a phone to the table.

Oh, no.
That's OK.

Thanks.

It's a beautiful
place, isn't it?

Yeah, it sure is.

I hope this is legal.

Oh, come on now. Relax.

Have a good time.

Would you pardon me for second?

Certainly.

Hello, Wally?

Oh, everything's going fine.

It took us exactly 12
minutes to get here.

Well, they should be
serving the shrimp cocktail

right about now.
- OK, Rick.

Thanks.
- OK.

Couple number two, take off.
- Come on, Linda.

That's us.
- See you later, Ginger.

- Bye, Linda.
- Yeah.

Bye-bye.
- Yeah, take it easy.

- Have a nice time.
- Thank you.

Gee, chauffeur and everything.

Oh, it's nothing, really.

Persian Terrace, please, Newton.

Very good, sir.

Well, that was good.

Yeah, it sure was, wasn't it?

I wish there'd
been more of it.

Same here.

Oh, there's Linda and Jimmy.

What do we do now?

Oh, we get up and dance.

OK.

Hi.

Hi.

This is really
a beautiful place.

- It sure is.
- Let's see.

I believe that was the
Roquefort for the young lady

and the Thousand Island
for the gentleman.

Yes, thank you.

Thank you.

Well, yeah, they just started
their salad a couple of minutes

ago.
- OK.

Check.

All right, couple number
three, on your way.

- That's us, Doris.
- OK.

- So long.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- See you later, Wally.

Yeah, don't forget to call.

Well, it looks
like we've had it.

Now here come Charlie and Doris.

But I'm still hungry.

Oh, well, here, have a roll.

Thanks a lot.

Let's dance.

Isn't this beautiful?

Yeah, it sure is.

We got the lucky number.

We get the main course.

I wonder what we ordered.

Here it comes.

Something wrong?

Oh, medium rare?

Oh, the young lady.

Thank you.

Yes, sir.

Well, that sure was good.

Sure was.

Everything satisfactory?

Yes, very nice.

Thank you.

Can we have some
more water, please?

Why, yes, sir.

May we have our coffee
and dessert, please?

Coffee and dessert.

Say, George?

Yeah?

Do you think it's possible
to take too many vitamin pills?

I don't know.

Why?

Never mind.

About time we got here.

Oh, relax, honey.
We're here now.

Let's just have a good time.
- What are we going to get?

Oh, you'll find out.

Your check, sir.

Oh, thank you.

That's great, but what
are we going to get to eat?

Well, how about an
after-dinner mint?

Very funny.

Hi, Mr. Nelson.

Oh, hi, Wally.
Hi, Ginger.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.
- They're all in the den.

Oh, thanks.

Come on, honey.

- Hi, everybody.
- Hey, Wally.

How's it going?

Yeah, that was an interesting
solution over the restaurant,

but I can't help feeling
sorry for the poor waiter.

Oh, he'll be all right.

Wally left him a good-sized tip.

Oh, that's good.

Gee, the only thing,
though, some of you guys

must still be
hungry, aren't you?

Well, actually, that's
why we dropped by.

We thought maybe Mom could
fix us some hamburgers.

Oh, gee, I don't know,
Rick, it's awfully late.

Well, I have a hunch
we can talk her into it.

Ozzie, look at the beautiful
flowers the boys brought me.

Oh, say, they are beautiful.

Would you mind putting
them in some water?

I want to get the
hamburgers started.

Oh, sure.

I see what you mean.

Good thinking, son.

Thanks, Dad.