All language subtitles for The.Adventures.of.Ozzie.and.Harriet.S10E16.A.Lamp.For.Dave.and.June.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-FFG_track3_[eng]

"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

Hi, sweetheart.

Hi.

You look pretty sharp tonight.

Thank you.

I think a wife should get
dressed up for her husband

when he comes home from
a hard day at the office.

Oh.

Besides, we're going
out for dinner tonight.

Oh.

Well, maybe I better check
the family finances first.

We're going over to
your mom and dad's.

Oh, well, that's different.

You had me worried
there for a minute.

I'll get cleaned up.

OK.

Hey, what's all this?

Oh, just paying the bills.

Oh.
You don't have to do that.

I'll get it later.

I know, but I thought it was
about time I started helping

out with some of the paperwork.

Oh, OK.

Don't you want me to?

Sure.

What's the matter?

Don't you think I can handle it?

Well, I'm not sure.

Somehow you just don't
look like the type

who'd be good at arithmetic.

Is that so?

Well, I just may surprise you.

You will double check all
the addition and subtraction.

Oh, of course.

There's no rush, you know.

You don't have to
finish that tonight.

Well, I want to see how
much money we have left.

Why?

Well, I'd kind of like to get
a new lamp for the living room

table over there, if
that's OK with you.

Well, yeah, but we don't
have to do that tonight, do we?

No, but we'll be going right
by the lamp store on the way

to your folks, so
I thought maybe

we could stop in if
we got an early start.

So will you kind of hurry it up?

OK.

May I help you?

Oh, we're just looking.
Thank you.

Well, if I can be of any
assistance, just let me know.

Oh, thank you.

Well, do you see
anything you like?

Yeah, this one's kind of nice.

I think that's more for a den.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Here's a nice one.

Oh.

Yeah.

You don't sound
very enthusiastic.

Don't pay any attention to me.

I'm not even sure what
we're looking for.

Well, it should be not
too large and contemporary

and pick up the
color in the drapes.

What color are our drapes?

You must be kidding.

OK, if you say so.

Here's one I like.

I'm sure that isn't the
color of our drapes, is it?

Well, no, of
course not, but it

matches the wallpaper
in the hall.

Now you've really
got me confused.

Do you like it or don't you?

Yeah, I guess I
kind of like it.

Of course, I don't know
anything about lamps.

You know whether
you like it or not.

Yeah.

I guess I like it.

Well, I think it's perfect.

It's just the right size.

OK.

How much is it?

$85.

That is quite a bit.

It doesn't even
have a bulb in it.

It's a shame
it's so expensive.

It's just what I've
been looking for.

Gee, I didn't know
lamps cost that much.

A hundred
and a quarter.

I'm going in the
wrong direction.

I like this one just as well.

Yeah.

It is kind of nice.

Shall we buy it
and save the $40?

Why don't we think
about it for a while?

Well, OK.

It's exactly what
I've been looking for.

Oh, it sounds just beautiful.

Oh, and it would look
perfect in our living room.

I'm sure it would.

Well, guess we're all set.

Hey, fellas, dinner's ready.

Come and get it.

OK.

6, 7, 8.

You realize you have a small
fortune in lamps here, Pop?

Oh, yeah.

I see what you mean.

Fortunately, however, we
didn't buy them all at once.

What was that all about?

Lamps.

David's just discovered the high
cost of household furnishings.

Oh, yes, I heard
about the lamp.

Well, I'm beginning to
wish I'd never seen it.

It's just exactly what we need.

Junie, do you want
to sit there, dear?

And Dave, would you sit here?
- Sure.

Oh, here you are.
Your troubles are over.

It's a real steal at $2.50.

Just get a little
old-fashioned lampshade and put

a bulb in it.
- Oh, come on now.

Well, if you change your
mind, just let me know.

Well, it is a beautiful lamp.

The one in the store, I mean.

Unfortunately, we
just can't afford it.

That is, unless we could
take it out of our savings.

Yeah, if we hadn't agreed
not to touch our savings

except in case of an emergency.

I know.

Well, it was a good try.

That was such a polite fight,
I don't even know who won.

Say, would you fellas like
to hear an interesting idea

that Junie and I
have been discussing?

Well, we were just
about to find out

who committed the
murder, but go ahead.

You remember last summer when
you went on that crash diet

and took off 15 pounds?

Yeah.

And put it back on
again in two weeks?

Hey, hey.

Let your mother talk.

Well, Junie has
a wonderful plan.

Oh, come on, honey.

You don't have to
take off any weight.

You look just right.

This has nothing to do
with taking off weight.

This is a crash program to save
money so we can get the lamp.

Oh, but the lamp costs $85.

That's a lot of crash.

I know it.

That's why it'll have
to be a crash program.

We're going to cut down on
all our little extravagances.

Well, I suppose we could
put the yacht in dry dock

and let the chauffeur go, stop
having champagne for dinner

every night.

You're kidding, but
that's the general idea.

We're not exactly squandering
our money right now.

June's right, though, Dave.

I'll bet there are a
lot of little places

where you could save money.

Look, your mother
gave me these recipes

to help cut down
on the food bill.

Uh-uh.

Look out for the
mock lamb chops.

Oh, you're a big help.

What do you say, Dave?

Are you willing to try?

I mean, just till we have
enough saved to buy the lamp.

Sure, it's all right with me.

Uh, pardon me, is this
a private discussion,

or can I say a few words?

No, come on in and join us.

It's an open forum.

Well, I'd like to direct
my question to Mr. Nelson Sr.

That figures.

What's on your mind?

Well, I have a date tonight,
and I'm about $5 short.

OK, don't forget
where you got it.

- Thanks, Pop.
- Good night.

Good night all.

Good night.

Good night.

Hey, I just got
a wonderful idea.

And you can forget it.

I don't have $85.

Oh, I wish I could see it.

Well, you can take
another look at it tomorrow.

Well, I'd hate to go through
all the trouble of saving money

for something we
don't really want.

I thought it was
exactly what you wanted.

Well, it is, but I just want
to take another look at it.

Can you see it?

No, it's not in the window.

Oh.

Oh, I hope nobody bought it.

Well, come on.

Let's go.

Hey, wait a minute.

Get the flashlight.

What for?

Maybe we can see it.

Well, you can't see
through those shutters even

with a flashlight.

Well, maybe we could see
through the side there.

This is ridiculous.

There.

What did I tell you?

I can see it.

Here, stand over here.

Isn't it beautiful?

Yeah.

Well, come on.

Wait a minute.

There's another nice one.

Nope, I like ours better.

It is worth saving for.

Yeah.
Well, come on.

Let's go.

Don't be in such a hurry.

As long as we're here, we might
as well look around and see

what else they have.

Hey, there's a cute
one for the bedroom.

If a policeman sees us,
we're liable to end up

with 10 days free
room and board.

Hey, that's a
way to save money.

Hi, sweetheart.

Morning, honey.

Breakfast is on the table.

Oh, good.

Guess what I dreamed
about last night?

The lamp.

That wasn't too
hard to guess, was it?

No, it wasn't.

Hey, I just had a
horrible thought.

This isn't all we're having
for breakfast, is it?

Well, yeah, toast and coffee.

Don't forget, we're
trying to save money.

Yeah, but let's not overdo it.

Oh, and do you know
what I just remembered?

I can save some money by getting
day-old bread at the bakery.

Stale bread makes the
best toast anyhow.

Oh.

What do I put on it?

Oh, here's some apple butter.

Thanks.

Tomorrow, you'll get an egg.

Oh, goody.

Gee, honey.

You said you were
willing to try this.

I know.

I must admit, it sounded a lot
easier last night right after

that big meal at Mom's.

Well, do you want
some more coffee?

No, thanks.

I just hope I'm not too
weak to drive to work.

Oh, you don't have
to worry about that.

You won't be driving.
- I won't?

No, I thought you could save
some money if you took the bus.

The bus?

Yeah.

You can save on gas and parking,
and it's almost as fast,

and you can read the
paper on the way.

Well, at least we're still
getting the morning paper.

Well, will you
try it for a while?

Well, sure.

It's OK with me.

Only thing, though, with
these small breakfasts,

I'm going to get awful hungry
at lunch, and without the car,

I can't very well come home.

Here you are.

What's that?

Your lunch.

Nutritious and filling.

Do you want some
more coffee, Dave?

Yeah, thanks, Mom.

Well, this is more like it.

Well, somehow I get
a feeling that this

isn't exactly ethical.

Maybe not, but it
sure tastes good.

Hurry up if you want
me to drive you downtown.

I've got an early class.
- OK.

I don't see why you
can't take the bus.

Because I spent my bus
fare to get over here.

What are you doing?

Checking food specials.

At all those markets?

Sure.

Each one has different specials.

Were you going to drive
to all those places?

Of course.

I'm trying to save money.

Well, if you drive
around to all those places,

you're going to spend
more money on gas

than you'll save on groceries.

That's where you're mistaken.

According to the map,
it's 1 and 1/10 miles

to Peterson's Market, then 2
and 1/2 miles to the next one,

and an even 3 miles to Wilpers,
then 4/10 of a mile home.

Now, averaging 14
miles to a gallon,

it costs $0.16 for the gasoline
and approximately $0.06

for oil and maintenance,
a total of $0.22.

OK.

Wait a second.

Let me finish.

We'll save $0.16 on
potatoes, $0.49 on soap,

$0.26 the roast,
$0.04 on apples,

$0.19 on frozen vegetables.

That's $1.14.

That's $0.22, which gives
us a saving of $0.92.

What do you have to say?

I'm still hungry.

I think I'll have another
2/3 of a cup of coffee

and a quarter of
a piece of toast.

Hi, sweetheart.

Hi.

You seem to be in a happy
frame of mind tonight.

I am.

Very happy.

You better hurry and get
cleaned up for dinner.

What's the rush?

We're having company.

Your mom and dad
are coming over.

What are we going to
feed them, mutton stew?

No, we're having steak, mashed
potatoes, and pie a la mode.

Oh, gee, honey.

I'm sorry.

About what?

Well, about the lamp.

I had a hunch you'd have
to throw in the towel.

Oh, you did, did you?

Well, smarty, you just
take a look over here.

What's this?

You know darn well
what it is-- the lamp.

- You're kidding.
- No, I'm not kidding.

I just got home.

I haven't even had time to
take it out of the boxes.

Let's go.

What are we waiting for?

Are you surprised?

Yeah, I sure am.

I never figured you'd save
up the money this quickly.

Neither did I. Now
let's see how it looks.

Gee, it looks great.

It does, doesn't it?

I still can't
figure out how you

could save up that much
money in such a short time.

Well, I did.

Do you want to
see the checkbook?

No, I believe you.

I'll get it.

Hi.
Come on in.

Hi, honey.

Hi, Mom.
Hi, Daddy.

Hi.

Hi, Pop.

Hi, Dave.

Well, where is it?

Let's get rid of this old
one and bring on the new one.

How do you like it?

Oh, it's just beautiful, June.

It sure is.

It's perfect in this room.

I'm so proud of both of you.

Oh, thanks, Mom, but June
deserves all the credit.

She said she could do
it, and she sure did.

Thank you.

Well, I better get cleaned up.

Can I take your wrap for you?
- No, thank you, dear.

I think I'll leave
it on for a while.

Oh, I forgot.

We can turn the heat on again.

Oh.

Oh, in that case,
you can have it.

OK, I'll just be a minute.

- I'll get the salad ready.
- I'll help you.

I'll read the paper.

That figures.

How did you ever save
so much money so fast?

Oh, it really
wasn't too difficult.

This doesn't give much of a
light for an expensive lamp.

Oh, you can turn it up.
It's three way.

Oh.

As if you didn't know.

This is fine.

This will cure your arthritis.

Want me to get it?

That's all right, Dad.

I'll get it.

I can't imagine who it is.

Oh, Mrs. Howard.

Hello, Ms. Nelson.

Oh, I didn't know
you had company.

Oh, that's all right.

Is there something
I can do for you?

Well-- I didn't
want to mention it

because you've always been so
prompt with your rental checks.

But I was just going
over my accounts,

and I noticed that I haven't
received a check from you

for this month.

Oh.

Possibly it was
lost in the mail

or perhaps it was
just an oversight.

No, I guess I just must have
forgotten it when I made out

the other checks.

Gee, I'm awfully sorry.

It's perfectly all right.

There's no hurry.

Well, I'll have
it for you tomorrow.

That won't be necessary.

As I say, there's no hurry.

Thank you very much, but we
like to pay our bills on time.

Well, thanks for reminding me.

It's perfectly all right.
Good night.

Good night.

Oh, dear.

What's the matter?

Anything wrong?

I'm afraid so.

Now I know how I got the
money for the lamp so fast.

I forgot to pay the rent.

Oh, gee, that's too bad.

Oh, yeah.

This is awful.

The first time I pay the
bills, and what do I do?

I forget the biggest one.

Oh, I wouldn't worry
too much about it.

Those things happen
all the time.

Are you sure you wouldn't like
to float a small personal loan?

No thanks, Dad, I'll
work it out somehow.

Only thing, though,
would you mind

not telling Dave anything
about it right now?

Oh, don't worry about that.

We won't say a thing.

No, of course not.

I'm going to tell
him, of course.

It's just that I want
to pick the right time

and do it very diplomatically.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Perhaps after dinner.

Oh, hi, Dave.

Hi.

Well, let's start
the celebration.

There's nothing to celebrate.

I forgot to pay the rent.

I forgot to pay the rent.

That's how I saved the
money for the lamp so fast.

Oh, gee.

Do you hate me?

Well, of course I hate you.

I may punch you
right in the nose.

Don't worry about
it, sweetheart.

Those things happen.
- Of course.

Well, sure.

And besides,
everything always seems

worse on an empty stomach.

Come on, how about the steaks?

Well, the lamp has to go back
first thing in the morning.

Why don't we keep it and
just take the money out

of our savings account?

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Well, how about the steaks?

No, we said we weren't going
to touch our savings account.

We're not going to.

I'll take it back first
thing in the morning.

Well, I'm sure you must
have saved up some money,

haven't you?

But not nearly enough.

Well, we could still do it.

It'll just take a little longer.

A lot longer.

But we can sure try.

Well, I hope you don't mind
having stew for dinner, Dad.

Well-- stew?

I thought we were having steaks.
- We were.

But now they're going
to have to last us

for at least three nights.

Oh, well-- [laughs] let's--

let's get the stew on.

You look so sad, honey.

We'll get it back.

I know, but when?

Do you want to know how
much money I really saved?

I figured it out this morning.

$8.25.

Gee, that isn't
too much, is it?

No, it isn't.

I guess we just better get
our money back and forget it.

Why don't we try to
find a cheaper lamp?

I suppose we could.

Hey, here's one for $17.95.

Do you like it?

No, but it's $17.95.

Well, good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Nice to see you again.

Thank you.

What can I do for you?

Well, I'm afraid I'm going
to have to return this lamp.

Oh, is there
something wrong with it?

Oh, no, it's just fine.

It's just that it doesn't
fit in with our plan.

We discovered that
we can't afford it.

Oh, I see.

Well, why don't you look around?

Perhaps you can find
something else that's

more within your price range.

Oh, pardon me.

I'll be right back.

Good afternoon.

May I help you?
- What do you say?

Do you want to see if there's
anything else you like?

I really don't think I'd
be happy with anything else.

I'd rather get a refund and wait
till we could afford this one.

Well, it wouldn't
hurt to look around.

Well, I've seen every
lamp they have here.

Oh, OK.

I'm sorry to have
kept you waiting.

Oh, that's OK.

My girl's been taken sick,
and it keeps me pretty busy.

Now then, do you see
something else you'd like?

Or if not, I'd be glad
to give you a refund.

Pardon me, did you say
your regular girl is sick?

Yes, it's nothing
too serious, but I'm

afraid she'll be out
for about a week.

Do you have someone
to take her place?

Well, no, not yet.

It's a little difficult to get
anybody for such a short time.

Well, if you're
looking for somebody,

I'd like to apply for the job.

That is, if my
husband doesn't mind.

I'm completely inexperienced,
but I'm willing and eager,

and I'd like to make
some money to pay

for a lamp I can't afford.

Well, how soon
could you start?

Well-- pardon me.

May I help you, madam?

I hate to complain,
but I thought

we were going to ease
up on the economy wave

now that you've taken the job.
- Oh, well, it isn't that.

It's just a question of time.

I have to get to work.

OK.

We may starve, but we're
going to get that lamp.

Well, bye, honey.

Bye.
Here.

Here's your lunch.

I fixed it last night.

Very funny.

Where are the car keys?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I have to have the car today.

But here.

Here's your bus fare.

You wouldn't dare.

Well, I guess I can give
you a lift to the store.

You better.

Hi, Mom.
- Hi.

How's the job going?

Oh, fine, I guess.

At least I haven't
broken anything yet.

Can I sell you a
couple dozen lamps?

Oh, I wish you could.

You certainly have some
beautiful ones here.

Hey, this one's familiar.

Yes, I put that one there
so I can keep my eye on it.

Just think, at the end of
the week, it'll be mine.

Oh, pardon me.

Can I help you?

Yes, I was looking for a lamp
I saw in here a few days ago.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, isn't this lovely?

Yes, it certainly is.

But then they have lots
of nice lamps around here.

Here's a pretty lamp.

Oh, yes, it is.

It's beautiful.

But I think I like
this one better.

I'm Mrs. Lee.

I have an account here.

Would you have this packed for
me, and I'll pick it up later.

Certainly.

You sold your lamp.

Well, you got to keep the
customers happy, you know.

Besides, we got another one
just like it in the back room.

Oh!

But you're being an awfully
good sport about it.

Mr. Peters, I'd like to have
you meet my mother-in-law, Mrs.

Nelson.
- How do you do?

Well, how do you
do, Mrs. Nelson?

Well, I guess I must
have pretty good taste.

That lady just bought this lamp.

Oh, dear.

You said there was another one
just like it in the back room.

Oh, there is, isn't there?

I'm sorry.

I sold it this morning.

I meant to tell you.

Oh, what a shame.

Oh, miss?

Oh, how do you do, Mrs. Lee?

Good afternoon.

I've been thinking it
over, and that lamp

may be a little dark
for my living room.

I think I'll take that
other lamp after all.

Oh.

Dave?

Hi.

I see you got the lamp.

I sure have.

Let's set it up.

Get my coat off first.

You know, I've learned a
lot about the value of money

these past few days.

Oh, I bet you have.

You not only have to
work hard to get it,

but once you've earned it, it's
important you spend it wisely.

Well, that's for sure.

And sometimes it's more
economical in the long run

to spend a little more money
and get what you really want.

Well, honey, you don't
have to convince me.

I know $85 is a lot for a lamp.

But it's what we want, and
it will last us a long time.

I knew you felt that way.

I just wanted to hear
you say it again.

Hey, this isn't the same lamp.

No, it isn't.

But don't you like
this one even better?

I thought you were
sold on the other one.

Well, I was, but the more
I got thinking about it,

it just didn't
seem right for us.

And this one's much prettier
and a lot bigger, too.

How much did it cost?

$125.

$125.

How are we going to raise that?

Oh, I've got that
all figured out.

Oh, you're not going to
work another week, are you?

Oh, no, but we'll just have
to cut down a little bit,

but I'm sure we can save $5.

$5?

The difference between
125 and 85 is 40.

That's $40.

That's what I mean, $5
a week for eight weeks.

You're not mad at me, are you?

No.

But I think I'll have a
little talk with my father

one of these days
and find out how

he handles these situations.

Are you kidding?

We need another lamp like
we need a hole in the head.

It's such a bargain.

At $85?

That's a lot of money.

Oh, don't be such a grouch.

We'll make it up in no time.

Come on, dinner's ready.

Oh, Harriet?

What are we having for dinner?

It's a surprise.

Oh.
Steak?

No.

- Lamb chops?
- No.

It's something special
I got at the market.

It's called the
economy TV dinner.

We have a whole
house full of lamps.