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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

- Hi, Oz.
- Hi, Oz.

Oh, hi, fellas.

We thought we'd drop over
and get our signals straight

for tomorrow.
- Oh, no, you didn't.

You came over to help yourself
to some of my favorite lures.

Now, Oz, you know
us better than that.

We'll let you cart
them up to the lake

and then we'll help ourselves.

I don't care what you do as
long as we catch some fish.

Don't worry.

We will.

What time are you
going to pick me up?

I thought you were
going to pick me up.

I drove last time.

- And I drove the time before.
- OK.

Then we'll toss for it.

OK.

I'll pick you guys up.

You're not going to
use this one, are you?

You're darn right I am.

Why not?

The last time you used it,
you scared all the fish away.

You guys are just jealous.

I've caught a lot
of fish with this.

Well, anyway.

What time are you
going to pick us up?

Oh, how about, say, 5:30?

5:30?

The fish won't even
be up that early.

Well, it takes a couple
of hours to drive up there.

Two hours to drive
to Lake Warfield?

It only takes about 40 minutes.

Well, who said anything
about Lake Warfield?

That's where we're going.

Well, since when?

When did we decide this?

On the way over here.

Well, thanks a lot.

Who cast my ballot?

What difference does it make?

Joe wants to go up there.

I want to go up there.

That's two out of three.

Besides, what's wrong
with Lake Warfield?

Well, it's fine if you
want to pick wildflowers.

But if you want to
catch fish, I can think

of a lot of better places.

Name one.

Wait a second.

What are you doing?

The last time he
suggested a place,

there wasn't even
any water up there.

OK, you guys, but
I happen to know

the most sensational
fishing spot

in this section of the country.

Oz, we've already decided
we're going to Lake Warfield.

They just stocked the place
a couple of months ago,

and there's bound
to be a lot of fish.

Well, I'd like to come home
with some decent-sized fish

for a change.
- Well, so would we.

That's why we're going
to Lake Warfield.

Come on, Oz.

Don't be so stubborn.

Who's being stubborn?

You guys are the ones
who are being stubborn.

Joseph, am I being stubborn?

Certainly not.

Am I?

Not in the least. There.

You see, Oz?

All I see is a
couple of guys who

aren't going to catch any fish.

That's
what you think.

Look, it's pretty
obvious nobody's

going to convince
anybody around here,

so why don't you guys go
fishing where you want to go

and I'll go fishing
where I want to go?

OK, we will.

- OK.
- Now, wait a minute, Joe.

We can't do that.

We can't do what?

We can't let Oz get up
at 5:30 in the morning

and drive up all
alone to someplace

where there aren't any fish.

Aren't any fish?!

Look, I'll tell
you what I'll do.

You guys, with your
wives, of course,

are invited over to our house
for a trout dinner tomorrow

night, and I'll
supply the trout.

We accept.

What time?

Say, 7 o'clock?

You've got a deal.

OK.

Oh, and Oz.

Be sure you have lots of
onions for the hamburgers.

Hi, boys.

Hi, Pop.

Say, do you guys have
any plans for tomorrow?

Uh, no thanks, Pop.

No thanks, Pop.

What do you mean
"no thanks, Pop"?

I haven't even told you
what I have in mind yet.

Well, we know what
you have in mind,

and we don't want
to get up at 5:30.

Harriet--

No thanks.

I don't want to get up at 5:30.

I wish you people would let
me ask the question before you

turn me down.

Look, why don't you just
call up Joe and Darb and tell

'em you decided to go
with them after all?

Well, you know I
can't do that, Harriet,

after I made such a big issue
about catching the trout

and inviting them
over for dinner.

Whose dog is that?

I don't know, but
I'm sure he doesn't

want to get up at 5:30 either.

Well, good night.

Oh, you're going
to bed so early?

Yeah.

If I go to bed
right now, I'll only

get about seven hours sleep.
- Oh.

Well, good night, dear.
- Good night.

I thought you went to bed.

Well, I did, but I
can't get to sleep.

That dog has been barking
for the last hour.

Oh.

That's on television.

I've been watching "The
Hound of the Baskervilles."

It's a real live dog.

Turn it down a second.

Oh, yeah.

It's been going on
like that for an hour.

I wonder who he belongs to.

Well, some people
moved in that house

down the street the other day.
It could belong to them.

Well, I wish they'd
keep him quiet.

Oh, he'll probably quiet down.

Well, I hope so.

I have to get up
in about six hours.

Hello.
- Oz.

It's Joe.
- Oh.

Hi, Joe.

Oz, do you have a dog?

You know we don't.

I hear one barking.

It sounds like it's
coming from over your way.

Well, I think it belongs to
the people that just moved in

down the street from us.

You're
on the phone.

Sounds like it's
right in your house.

No.

That's "The Hound of
the Baskervilles."

What is this, some kind of
a practical joke or something?

I tell you, it's not my dog.

I'm trying to get to sleep.

I'm going fishing
in the morning.

Well, so am I. And
stop being such a grouch.

Don't need to be quiet.

I'm wide awake.

That's a shame.

All I can hear is
that darn dog barking.

I'm amazed you
can hear anything.

Think I ought
to go over there?

Where?

Over to their house.

Oh, you can't do that.

I can't go over and ask them
to stop their dog from barking?

Well, they might be asleep.

Are you kidding?

With all that going on?

Well, now, that's
not very nice.

We don't even know the people.
Come on.

You get to sleep.

We'll find out.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Now he's bringing
in reinforcements.

I'll never get to sleep.

Harriet?

Hmm?

I'm going over there and
see what I can do about this.

OK, dear.
Good luck.

Catch lots of fish.

Sleeps through anything.

Hi there, boy.

You've been doing
all that barking?

Have you been doing
all that barking, huh?

Hey, you're a nice fella.

- Yes?
- Good evening.

My name is Nelson.
I'm your neighbor.

I live just down the street.

Oh, good evening.

I'm Mrs. Frazer.

I'm glad to see I
didn't wake you up.

Oh, no, no.

I was watching "The Late Show."

Oh.

Well, your dog was
barking, and I thought

maybe something was wrong.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I've tried everything,
but he just won't stop.

I hope he hasn't
been disturbing you.

Oh, well, it isn't that,
but a couple of my neighbors

are going fishing
tomorrow, and you

know how it is when you have
to get up early in the morning.

Hiya, boy.

Oh, his name's Charlie.

Oh, hi, Charlie.

Well, I guess it's
the new surroundings.

And I think he probably
misses my husband.

He's away on a business trip.

Oh, I see.

Charlie's always been
kind of a man's dog.

Oh, yeah.

Well, he seems to be quiet now.

I guess that must be it.

Well, I hope he
stays that way.

He's usually very well-behaved.

All right, boy.

Well, I guess I'll be going.

Goodnight.

Goodnight, Mr. Nelson.

Oh, and thank you
for stopping by.

You bet.

Now, Charlie, cut it out.

Charlie, stop that.

Stop that, Charlie.

Now, you cut it out, Charlie.

You cut it out now.

You be a good boy.

No, no, no.

You stay there now
and be a good boy.

He seems to like you.

Yeah.
Well, good night.

Good night.

- Ozzie?

Yeah.

Where have you been?

I went over to
see about the dog.

Oh.

Well, I guess you're right.

He seems to have
stopped barking.

Uh, well yeah.

Well, you better get to bed.

You're not going to
get any sleep at all.

Harriet, we have
a little problem.

What do you mean?

What are we going
to do about Charlie?

Want some more hot chocolate?

No, thanks.

I have to get up to bed.

How about Charlie?

Oh, he's had enough.

You know, I realize it's late,
and I may be a little foggy,

but I still don't
understand how we ended up

dogsitting for Mrs. Frazer.

Well, it just seemed
like the simplest solution.

As I say, old
Charlie's only happy

when there's a man
around, so I agreed

to keep him here until morning.

If he stayed over there,
he'd just bark all night.

Well, I've got to get up to bed.

What about your friend?

Oh, I think he's OK now.

Put him out in the backyard.

Come on, Charlie.

Don't forget to lock the gate.

I locked it when
I came back in.

Good night, Charlie.

See you in the morning.

If you sleep fast, you can
still get about four hours.

Oh, great.

Maybe it's too cold out there.

Will you let him in?

I'll get this.

Hello?

Would you keep your dog quiet?

It's not my dog.

Well, then somebody over
there has a terrible cold.

I'm keeping a neighbor's dog.

Well, do something, will you?

Will you relax, Joe?

He's sitting right
here beside me,

and he's nice and quiet now.

Listen, you can
hear him breathing.

Breathe for Joe.

Here's some water in
case you get thirsty.

And there's a nice
soft blanket, so you

go to sleep like a good boy.

Good night.

I think he'll be OK now.

You hope.

Boy, I'm tired already.

I'll bet you are.

Why don't you just forget
about fishing tomorrow?

Oh, Harriet.

I can't do that.

Well, the boys just drove up.

Oh yeah.

Oh great.

OK, Joe.

I hear him.

- 'Night, Pop.
- 'Night, Pop.

Good night, fellas.

Now, look, Charlie.

You just lie there nice
and quiet like a good boy.

I have to get up in
about 3 and 1/2 hours.

Now let's all get
some sleep, huh?

Good luck.

Charlie.

Are you sure you're nice
and comfortable, Charlie?

Ozzie.

5:30.

I can't believe it.

You didn't have to get up.
- I did, too.

You left the alarm on upstairs.

Oh.

Gee.

I'm sorry.

Look at him.

Last night, we
couldn't make him go

to sleep, and now look at him.
- Well, he's tired.

You kept him awake all night.

If it's all the same to you,
I'm going back to sleep.

Have a good time.

Hi, Mr. Nelson.

Oh, hiya, Barry.

What are you doing up
so early in the morning?

I always get up early.

Oh.

Well, I guess it's OK
if you're used to it.

Mr. Nelson?

Yeah?

You look terrible
this morning.

What happened?

Oh. Well, I didn't
get much sleep last night.

Are you just getting home?

No, I'm going fishing.

Why don't you go back to bed?

Well, it's kind
of a long story.

See, I have a bet with Mr.
Randolph and Mr. Darby.

I promised to bring them
back a trout dinner.

They were going fishing, too.

That is, if they got up for it.

They left a few minutes ago.

Oh.

Well, then I guess they
managed to get up on time.

How come you
didn't go with them?

Well, they wanted to
go to Lake Warfield,

and I wanted to
go to Shadow Lake.

See, the fishing's
better up there.

Well, I'd better get going.

I hope you catch some
fish before you fall asleep.

Oh, thanks.

I think I will.

I'm wide awake now.

- Good luck, Mr. Nelson.
- OK.

So long, Barry.

Bye.

Charlie.

Now, who let you
out of the house?

As if I didn't know.

Stay there, boy.

Stay there.

Morning.

Good morning.

A cup of black coffee, please.

OK.

You going fishing?

Well, I am if
I can stay awake.

You're not the only
one having that trouble.

When did they come in here?

Oh, about 10 minutes ago.

Do you know them?

Well, they look
kind of familiar.

Do you think I
ought to wake them up?

Oh, no.
I wouldn't if I were you.

They probably need to sleep.

Thank you.
- Thank you.

Bye.

Joe.

Oh, I must have dozed off.

Ha!

Me, too.

Well, come on.

Let's get going.

I know this sounds
crazy, but I thought

I heard that darn
dog barking again.

Me, too.

But I thought I was dreaming.

You don't suppose we could
hear him all the way up here,

do you?

Joe, we're 20 miles from home.

Well, just the same,
he sure has a loud bark.

Yes, sir.

May I help you?

Yes.

Do you have any--
Do you have any trout?

Yes, sir.

Well, I'd like a couple
of nice ones that--

They look like they've
just been caught?

Yes.

Don't worry, sir.

We handle this
problem all the time.

We won't say a word.

I'll try to find you
a couple of nice ones.

Oh, thank you.

Hi, Mr. Nelson.

Oh, hi there, Barry.

Did you catch a lot of fish?

Well, not too many.

How many did you catch?

Well, none.

I would have,
except I fell asleep

and somebody stole
my fishing pole.

How do these look?

Oh, very nice.

Do you have your
creel with you?

No, it's out in the car.

Oh well.

I'll just wrap them
in plain paper.

Thank you.

Mr. Nelson?

Yeah?

Are you going to make
believe you caught those?

Well, not exactly.

That is, see,
actually, my contention

was that the fishing was better
at Shadow Lake, which it really

is.

Pardon me.

Pardon me.

Would you mind changing
my order, please?

I'd like to have 3 pounds
of ground round instead.

Yes, sir.

Mr. Nelson?

Yes?

I'd like to shake
hands with an honest man.

Oh.

Well, thank you, Barry.

Me, too, sir.

Oh, thank you.

Good show.

You know, for a guy who
didn't get any sleep last night,

you certainly look well rested.

Oh, thanks.

Well, I took a shower.

Besides, don't forget
I slept all day.

Hi.

Oh, hi, Dave.

Hi, Dave.

- Did you take Charlie back?
- Yeah.

Mrs. Frazer said thanks a
lot for taking care of him.

Oh.

I sure hope he doesn't bark
all night again tonight.

Well, she said she
was sure he wouldn't.

Mr. Frazer's coming
home tonight.

Oh, that's good.

Well, thanks a lot, Dave.

OK.

Are you sure hamburgers
will be all right for dinner?

Are you kidding?

They'll be too good
for those guys.

Gee, I sure wish I'd
caught some fish.

I'll bet I would have too
if I hadn't fallen asleep.

- Oh, here they are.

I'll get it.

I hate to face them.

I must admit, I'm not
a very good loser.

- Well, who is?
- Hi.

Hi, Dave.

Hi, Ozzie, Harriet.

Hi, Oz.

OK, let's see them.

See what?

All those big fish you caught.

We're having trout
for dinner, aren't we?

That's what you promised.

OK, you guys are
talking so big.

How many fish did you catch?

They caught three.

They're home in our
freezer in one ice tray.

Clara...

Somebody's at the back door.
Pardon me.

Well, come on in and sit down.

You know something, Joe?

I'll bet he didn't
catch a darn thing.

I'll bet he didn't even
go up there.

Oh.
Hi, Mrs. Frazer.

Come on in.

Oh, thank you, but I
have to get right back.

My husband's waiting
for his dinner.

What's this?

Well, it's a little thank-you
gift for taking such good care

of Charlie.
- Oh.

That wasn't necessary.

Oh, what beautiful trout!

Where'd you get these?

My husband caught them.

He loves to fish, and he managed
to sneak away for a few hours

while he was on his trip.

Oh, they're just beautiful.

Thank you so much.
- Well, it was a pleasure.

Goodbye, Mr. Nelson.
- Goodbye.

OK, Oz.
Where are the fish?

You
mean the hamburgers.

Wait a second.

Holy smokes!

Doggone you, Joe!

I told you we should
have gone with Oz.

What are you talking about?

You're the one who
insisted on going up

to that miserable mudhole.
- Fellas--

Oz.
Come on.

Tell us, where'd
you get the fish?

Well, somebody
gave them to me.

OK.

Very funny.

Come on, where'd you go?

Well, it's kind
of a long story.

Did you go up there alone?

No.

This big shaggy dog
went up there with me,

and we sat out in the sun for a
while, and we both fell asleep.

OK, you fellas,
out of the kitchen.

I have to finish dinner.

Come on, Joe.

We're getting nowhere fast.

Oh, he's a nice fella.

He'll tell us later.

Would you put these
on the fire, please?

Ozzie?

Yes, dear?

Never mind the "yes, dear."

Where'd you get these?

Mrs. Frazer's
husband caught them,

and she just brought them
over and gave them to me

for taking care of Charlie.

Well, wasn't that nice of her?

Did you tell Darb and Joe?

Well, I started to--

I don't blame you.

Do you
think you can get

them ready in time for dinner?

Oh, I think so.

Well, what are we going to do
with 3 pounds of ground round?

Oh.

Well, why not?

He earned it.

Coming
right up, Charlie.

You know, from now
on, this is going

to be my favorite
shaggy dog story.