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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:48,567 Did you see that, Uncle? 2 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,736 Did you see the way he looked at that bridesmaid? 3 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,363 Oh, no, he was just looking around 4 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,574 and accidentally there was a bridesmaid. 5 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:59,036 - Why doesn't he look at me? - Oh, he has seen you. 6 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:12,215 Did you catch that? Flirting right up to the last minute. 7 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:13,634 Oh, don't be silly. 8 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:15,469 I'll never be able to trust that girl. 9 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,945 Oh, I won't need you anymore today, Thompson. 10 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:31,545 - Good morning, Mrs. Kent. - Oh, good morning, Charles. 11 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,213 We've booked passage for you and Mr. Kent 12 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,132 on the Southern Queen sailing next Tuesday. 13 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,759 Oh, good. Did you get us a stateroom on the promenade deck? 14 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:40,429 Naturally. We've also arranged for your accommodations 15 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,180 in Rio, at the Hotel Atlántico. 16 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,015 - The presidential suite, of course? - Of course. 17 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,392 - How do you do? - Good morning, Dudley. 18 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,644 Now, don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Kent-When you arrive in Rio, 19 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:50,063 our man will meet you at the boat and escort to the hotel. 20 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:50,897 Fine. 21 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,024 Uh-oh! Here she is again. 22 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:56,570 You take care of her, Dudley, in a nice way. I got stuck last time. 23 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,990 Quite a character. Comes in here every few months. 24 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,034 Loads up on literature, plans elaborate tours. 25 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,245 - Never goes on one of them. - Really? 26 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:06,496 Why is that? 27 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,458 Well, she's just a singer in a honky-tonk. Hasn't got a dime. 28 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,835 Now, then, I think there are some papers 29 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,420 here for you to sign, Mrs. Kent. 30 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,047 - Oh, how do you do, Miss Garrett? - Oh, greetings, chum. 31 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:20,135 My, we haven't seen you, let's see, now, since, you didn't go to Switzerland. 32 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,137 Yeah, I got a big kick out of planning that trip. 33 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,555 What looks good this time of the year? 34 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,265 How about the Canadian Rockies? 35 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,684 Canadian Rockies? Don't you remember? 36 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:30,520 - I already haven't been there. - Oh, of course, I'm sorry. 37 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,481 Oh, what about a cruise through the Canal 38 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,608 and return home by train from Los Angeles? 39 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,568 The Canal's for schmoes. 40 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,362 Come on, what really looks good? 41 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,991 Well, uh, South America's getting a heavy play. 42 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,118 As a matter of fact, we have some literature on it, 43 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,620 if you'll just step right over here, Miss Garrett. 44 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:47,871 - Sure. - Here are the papers. 45 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,289 - Hello, Miss Garrett. - Hi. 46 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,708 "South America, the seat of ancient cultures- 47 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,377 Museums, missions, archeological ruins abound." 48 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:55,962 South America. 49 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,384 ♪ You could tell by her mañana ♪ 50 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,970 Mañana, that fractures me. 51 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,765 Hey, what has South America got besides romantic ruins? 52 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,600 Let's see, it says here 53 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,560 there are approximately four men to every woman-- 54 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,271 That's enough. Doesn't hurt a girl to be outnumbered now and then. 55 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:14,648 - Pardon me, Mrs. Kent. - Yes? 56 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,399 We're all set up to take your passport photo- 57 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:17,984 Oh, thank you. I'll be right in. 58 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:23,281 Say, as long as I'm handy, I might as well have one taken too. 59 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,493 But, Miss Garrett, you've already had seven passport pictures taken- 60 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,286 But never as a blond. 61 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,431 Are you going to tell your husband? 62 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,768 Oh, no, no, not yet. I want some time to prepare him for it. 63 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:52,853 Well... 64 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,439 Now, before you go, there's just one more thing. 65 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,197 - Uncle. Uncle. - Yeah. 66 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,533 - What happened? - Do you see what I see? 67 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,702 - What do you see? - Isn't that Elvira down there? 68 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,416 Now, Michael, don't tell me you are still jealous of her. 69 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,001 Well, why did they raise the top? 70 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,546 I don't know. Maybe they are afraid it will rain. 71 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:21,882 Oh! 72 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,804 Let's face it, Uncle. Elvira's a flirt, always has been. 73 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,181 Thought marriage would change her, but it hasn't. 74 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,017 Just the opposite, my boy. 75 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,686 When a woman is married, she has to flirt twice as hard. 76 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,646 To prove she's still got it. 77 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,237 Yes? 78 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,073 - Yes what? - Whom do you wish to see? 79 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,658 Mr. Michael Kent. 80 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,202 Who are you? 81 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,163 Oh, I'm Mr. Kent's secretary. 82 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,290 Oh, since when? 83 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,042 Since nine o'clock this morning. 84 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,629 - Who are you? - Mrs. Michael Kent- 85 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,088 Since three years ago. 86 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,925 Oh, really? 87 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,802 Why do you say, "Oh, really"? 88 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,597 Well, I didn't know Mr. Kent was married. 89 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,433 Well, you've only been here since nine o'clock. 90 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,478 He couldn't have gotten very far in the story of his life. 91 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,398 Shall I announce you to Mike-- uh, I mean, Mr. Kent? 92 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:21,775 Ah, never mind. 93 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:25,612 I'll just walk in on Mr. Ke-- I mean, Michael. 94 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,910 - Hello. - Oh, hello, darling. 95 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,579 - Your hat's on crooked. - It's supposed to be that way. 96 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:35,747 Oh, is it? 97 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,124 Looks very cute. Very cute. 98 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:40,585 We'll take care of that a little later. 99 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,923 Uh... who was that you just drove up with? 100 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,800 Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't see me- 101 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,469 Well, if you must know, it was an automobile salesman- 102 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,222 Two of you looked so chummy, I could've sworn he was an old friend. 103 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,432 He was showing me how the car worked. 104 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,434 Oh? You didn't tell me you were getting a new car. 105 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,895 You didn't tell me you were getting a new secretary. 106 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,855 Where did she come from? 107 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:04,234 Oh, from the Acme Secretarial School, I suppose- 108 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,986 By the time we get back from South America 109 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,154 she'll be able to type with all 10 fingers- 110 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,700 Oh, South America. Oh... 111 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,868 - What's the matter, dear? - Oh, nothing, nothing. 112 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:14,911 Oh, excuse me. 113 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,955 - Mr. Kent, you wanted to see-- - Fine, fine. 114 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:20,000 Put them out in the whole chain. I want everyone in America to smell good. 115 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,167 - Yes, sir. - Oh, ah.-. 116 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:25,839 Michael, every time you say, "Oh, uh," like that, 117 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,216 I know there's something on your mind and not in your throat. 118 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,511 - What about our trip? - Well, darling, this is it. 119 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,180 I'm afraid we're going to have to postpone it again. 120 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,516 Postpone it? Why? 121 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,184 Business. Something came up this morning-- 122 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,603 About nine o'clock this morning? 123 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,272 Yes, yes, about nine. 124 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,691 Phone call from the West. Great chance for a merger. 125 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,527 Listen, marriage is a merger too, you know. 126 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,572 - And a darned important one. - I know, I know. 127 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,699 If we grab the Great Western Drug Company, 128 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,326 why, there won't be a hot-water bottle in the nation without our name on it. 129 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:56,536 That's a comfort. 130 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,705 Tell JB to put those hot water bottles 131 00:08:58,872 --> 00:08:59,914 on the national network. Yes. 132 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,667 You wanted me to remind you of your lunch appointment. 133 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,961 Oh, yes, yes, thank you, Miss Medwick. Bye-bye, dear. 134 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,213 May see you at dinner. Glad you see it my way. 135 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,132 Come on, Miss Medwick, bring your notebook- 136 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,301 This is not only lunch, it's business. 137 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,557 - Would you please sign these? - Oh, yes, yes. 138 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,778 Mm... that's a wonderful perfume. 139 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,738 Don't believe we carry that in our stores. 140 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,782 Would you mind telling me what it is? 141 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,576 It's called "Tonight or Never." 142 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,372 It's your passport photo. 143 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:43,500 A messenger just brought it from the Baker Travel Agency. 144 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,251 A lot of good it'll do me now. 145 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,129 - We'd better put it in stock. - Oh, yes, sir. 146 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,966 If you don't want it, I'd be glad to keep it as a souvenir. 147 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,218 You're sweet. 148 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:56,179 Excuse me. 149 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,766 - Would you mind finishing? - Oh. 150 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,611 - Hello, dear. - Hello, Uncle Lazlo. 151 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,155 Your--your hat is on crooked. 152 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,825 - It's supposed to be that way. - Oh. 153 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,537 I guess you heard Michael cannot go to South America. 154 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,790 Uncle Lazlo, couldn't you handle this deal yourself? 155 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,918 No, darling, I cannot do anything without Michael. 156 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,921 I am the President of the company, but he is my... 157 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,340 my brains in the drugstore business. 158 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,969 When I started in this business, nobody was helping me. 159 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,555 No. I was a soda jerker. 160 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:43,143 I was such a thin boy, my boss was such a guy. 161 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,062 One mistake, I got a punch in the nose. 162 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,647 But now it is different. 163 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,441 I am the success, so he does all the work. 164 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,611 No, no, no, I cannot let Michael go, not for a day. 165 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,697 He's the great business head. 166 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,032 I didn't marry Mike for his business head. 167 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:02,495 He's so attractive, but he's such a wolf. 168 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,039 Uncle Lazlo, don't you think it's a little strange 169 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,749 that this business deal should pop up 170 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,002 the same morning he hires a beautiful new secretary? 171 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,839 I know what you are insinuating, but you are 90 percent wrong. 172 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,258 Oh... what about the other 10 percent? 173 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,260 Oh, well, I'm not saying that 174 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,179 Michael has not looked at another woman. 175 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,140 Who hasn't? I have looked at women. 176 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,184 And the few that looked back, I married. 177 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,436 That cured me of looking. 178 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,063 I will tell you what, I still like women 179 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,940 but I--I stopped looking. 180 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,402 Well, that isn't me. 181 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,821 Is there a phone number on the back? Let me see. 182 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,031 - Ah, ah, ah. - A nice girl. 183 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,450 I thought you'd stopped looking. 184 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:44,537 Why, I know who that is. That's that girl in the agency. 185 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,080 She's quite a character. 186 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,124 Elvira, dear, why not forget about Michael 187 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,918 and take this trip yourself, why? 188 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,879 And leave him here with a free hand? Oh, no. 189 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,297 Don't be silly. 190 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,217 Even if you were here, if Michael wanted to play around 191 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,720 in a city like New York, with a little caution, eh. 192 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,681 If he thought I was away, he wouldn't bother 193 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,016 about being careful. 194 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,561 How I'd love to go to South America and catch Michael here. 195 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,314 My dear niece, not only is it impossible 196 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,690 but it cannot be done. 197 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:14,859 Uncle. 198 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,278 - What? - I think I have an idea. 199 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,821 What? What idea? 200 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,032 Get me the Baker Travel Agency 201 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,700 and I wanna speak to Charles, please. 202 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,035 - Travel agency? - Uncle, 203 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,620 we're going nightclubbing tonight. 204 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,247 Ni--nightclubbing? 205 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,374 Hello, Charles. This is Mrs. Kent. 206 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,012 - Uncle. Uncle. - Yes? 207 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,597 This is the girl. 208 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,350 I hope you know what you are doing. 209 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,311 Waiter, have you a table for two? 210 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,313 Sorry, no formal dress allowed. 211 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:53,564 Why? 212 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,566 Makes the customers feel uncomfortable. 213 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,318 Oh, makes them uncomfortable. 214 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,445 And how much makes them comfortable? 215 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,781 You rich guys think that money can buy anything. 216 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,658 How right you are. 217 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,873 Nobody would ever suspect you love music. 218 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,126 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 219 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,919 That ought to prove I'm not rude. 220 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:18,673 We now present our singing star, an Oscar Farrar discovery, 221 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,217 trained by Oscar Farrar and appearing here 222 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,969 through the courtesy of Oscar Farrar. 223 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,138 Incidentally, my name is Oscar... 224 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,931 seems to escape me for the moment. 225 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,225 Miss Georgia Garrett. 226 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:37,984 Hi, baby. 227 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,948 ♪ Although I'm smitten ♪ 228 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,159 ♪ I've never written ♪ 229 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:50,204 ♪ Any poetry at all ♪ 230 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:54,834 ♪ Not even the kind that you usually find ♪ 231 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:59,922 ♪ On a schoolhouse wall ♪ 232 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,176 ♪ The poems that I've composed ♪ 233 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:07,180 ♪ I could never win a cup with ♪ 234 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:11,851 ♪ After trying and trying and trying and trying ♪ 235 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,562 ♪ This is what I came up with ♪ 236 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,357 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 237 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,317 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 238 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,986 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 239 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,821 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 240 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,366 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 241 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,951 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 242 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,537 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 243 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,708 ♪ I'm in love... with... you ♪ 244 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,252 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 245 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,046 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 246 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,757 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 247 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,592 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 248 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:45,968 ♪ In love ♪ 249 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,387 So she's in love. 250 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,851 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 251 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:58,523 ♪ I'm in love ♪ 252 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:03,027 ♪ I'm in love ♪ 253 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,989 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 254 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:11,327 ♪ I'm in love ♪ 255 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,621 ♪ I'm in love ♪ 256 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,290 ♪ With ♪ 257 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,667 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 258 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:18,918 ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ 259 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:25,466 ♪ I'm in love... with... you ♪ 260 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,643 - What's the name of that song? - "I'm in Love." 261 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,230 Did I do right by you? 262 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,108 You always do. All this is beneath me. 263 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,026 Why don't you marry me so I can quit this job. 264 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,070 You know, I'm getting little tired of turning you down- 265 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,574 Marry me and get yourself a dependent. I'm deductible. 266 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,493 Oscar, you're a sweet kid, but just a little offensive. 267 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,788 I wanted to marry a girl who could tune a piano on the side. 268 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,582 Once and for all, will you marry me? 269 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,917 - Answer yes or no. - No. 270 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,462 We'll continue this discussion later. 271 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:03,796 Will you see me home? 272 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,009 Hey, Georgia, a couple of income-tax evaders, 273 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,428 want you to have a drink with them. Table seven. 274 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,514 I'll drink with them, but autographs are out of the question. 275 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,558 - Okay. - Captain, did they ask for me, too? 276 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,101 No one ever asks for you. 277 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,604 How did a sweet kid like you ever get into this racket? 278 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,272 - Ah! - Yah! 279 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,358 - Hello. - Hello. 280 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,401 - Hello. - Hi. 281 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,777 Miss Garrett, I'm Elvira Kent. 282 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,030 - This is my uncle, Lazlo Lazlo. - Hello. 283 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,865 If he isn't your uncle, is that my business? 284 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,658 You can believe me, she's my niece. 285 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,410 I have experiences in nieces. 286 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,829 - Won't you sit down? - Don't be surprised if I do. 287 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,706 That's cute. 288 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,375 We ordered champagne cocktails if it is all right with you. 289 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:42,460 So I'm stuck with it. 290 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,672 Say, haven't I seen you some place? 291 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,049 Baker Travel Agency. 292 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,135 And what's more they sent me your passport photo by mistake. 293 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,554 Of course, the schmoes, they sent me yours. 294 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,139 It's in my dressing room, want it? 295 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,058 - There's no hurry. - You can keep mine- 296 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,936 - I'm not going anyplace. - Well, neither am I. 297 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,230 - Did you run out of money too? - Oh, no. 298 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,190 My niece cannot run out of money. 299 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,859 I am the owner of one of the greatest drugstore chains- 300 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,737 When I came in this country I was a soda jerker- 301 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,657 I was such a thin boy, my boss was such a guy. 302 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,034 One mistake, I got a punch in the nose. 303 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:15,952 No, no. 304 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,746 - Miss Garrett. - Listening. 305 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,415 How would you like to go to South America after all? 306 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,292 How would I like to go to...? 307 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,087 - Oh, you mean as a stowaway? - No. 308 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,297 In a first class cabin, all expenses paid 309 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,966 and 1,000 dollars spending money. 310 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,928 What radio program do you two represent and how did I win it? 311 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,097 Oh, nothing to do with radio or contests 312 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,557 or anything like that. No. 313 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,767 What's the catch? There must be a catch. 314 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,143 - There is. - Mm. 315 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,229 You see, you have to travel under my name. 316 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,147 Under your name? You tired of it? 317 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,316 No. You see, I'm married and-- 318 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,776 Oh, ashamed of it. 319 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:49,944 No. 320 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,780 Miss Garrett, I don't trust my husband. 321 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:53,656 Natch. 322 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,575 Well, I thought if he thought I was in South America, 323 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,159 then he'd play around quite openly and-- 324 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,537 And she would be here to catch him. 325 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,080 Well, why not let him play around? 326 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,498 Keeps them off the streets. 327 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,375 Oy! 328 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,502 Please. This is a legitimate offer. 329 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,628 Yes, it is. 330 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,883 Do you mean after all these years of planning and dreaming 331 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,802 and never getting out of Far Rockaway... 332 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,055 You mean this thing is just gonna fall right in my lap? 333 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,557 Right in your laps. 334 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,809 Well, what am I asking questions for? 335 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,270 Lady, have you got yourself a deal. 336 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,563 - Oh, good. - Let's drink to that. 337 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,315 Wonderful. A votre santé. 338 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,026 - A votre what? - A votre santé. 339 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,819 - What's that mean? - Your health. 340 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,779 Mine's fine, thanks. How's yours? 341 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,198 Oh, no, don't pack that. I'll need that in New York. 342 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,951 - Beg pardon? - I won't be using it in Rio. 343 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,453 You can stop packing, Marie. 344 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,288 - Hello, darling. - Hello. 345 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,206 I'll be finished with the merger by the end of the week 346 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,124 and then I can go with you. 347 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,084 Huh? 348 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,129 I said I'll be finished in a few days. Aren't you happy? 349 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,591 Uh. Oh, yes, I certainly am. 350 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:57,011 It's just that it interferes with all my plans. 351 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,971 Plans? What plans? 352 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,933 What she means is her boat leaves tomorrow and not in a few days, you know. 353 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,728 Oh, another one leaves Saturday. I looked it up, only 96 hours- 354 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,313 But--but--but, darling, 355 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,732 you can't complete a decent merger in 96 hours. 356 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,109 She's right, if you should mess up this deal, 357 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,778 you'll--you'll never forgive yourself. 358 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,571 - Yes, I will. - Then I'll never forgive you- 359 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,240 - Oh, the phone. - Look, darling, this is... 360 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,243 Hello. Oh, hello, G-G-Georgia. 361 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,288 I can't talk to you now, I'm in a terrible hurry. 362 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,082 I'll see you on the boat. Goodbye, Georgia. 363 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,250 Who's this you'll see on the boat? George who? 364 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,836 George who? Oh, George who? 365 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,923 Oh, not George who, Georgia. Just a girlfriend of mine. 366 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:38,344 But no, darling, you stay here and take care of your affairs- 367 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,222 Well, this seems very funny to me. 368 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,599 Very funny that you can't wait till Saturday. 369 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,059 Only four days. 370 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,021 Don't you think it's funny, Uncle? 371 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,856 No, it isn't funny at all. 372 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,859 Well, maybe not to you because you have no feelings of such matters. 373 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,779 What? I have no feeling? You have no feeling- 374 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,115 You are just talking, talking, don't know what about. 375 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,783 She cannot postpone her trip. 376 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,284 The whole thing is settled with Georgia. 377 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,704 What's settled with Georgia? Say, who is this Georgia anyway? 378 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,622 You see, you haven't the faintest notion. 379 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:10,334 Georgia is the girl who has to... sh... 380 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,837 - You are driving me crazy. - Oh. 381 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,133 Elvira, don't you think you owe me an explanation? 382 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,469 I can't hear a word you're saying. 383 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,723 The shower's making too much noise. Just what are you up to? 384 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,808 I can't talk to you right now- 385 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,102 I want one reason, at least one good reason 386 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,812 why you have to go off by yourself. 387 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,064 I can't talk to you right now- 388 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,150 Well, If I can't hear you, at least let me see you. 389 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:41,866 Now, are you gonna wait for me? Yes or no? 390 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,142 - Oh, hello. - Come in- 391 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,270 Excuse me, are you Peter Virgil? 392 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,188 I am. 393 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,024 - Peter Virgil, the detective? - Yes. 394 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,109 Oh, you see, a client of mine suspects that his wife 395 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,737 is slowly poisoning him and I was just examining the evidence. 396 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,949 No, there's no poison. It could stand a little sugar though. 397 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,285 Excuse me. See I... 398 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,287 I figure as long as there's no poison, why, 399 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:29,747 I might as well drink it. 400 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,917 - Would you join me in a cup of evidence? - Oh, no, no, thanks. 401 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:35,294 Well, sit down. What can I do for you? 402 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,047 Well, you'll excuse me for being blunt, Mr. Virgil. 403 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:42,968 Tell me, Mr. Virgil. 404 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,221 - Are you a good detective? - Oh, naturally. 405 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,474 Uh, where did you get your training? 406 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,643 In the Army. Intelligence G-2. 407 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,269 Well, were you good at your job? 408 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,355 We won the war, didn't we? 409 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,483 Before that I was a vaudeville hoofer, 410 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,485 a professional wrestler, and a magician's assistant. 411 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,946 So you can see, I'm a man of wide experience, mister...? 412 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,115 Kent. Michael Kent. 413 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,575 You see how I wormed that name out of you? 414 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:09,954 Uh, Mr. Virgil, I'm here on a very delicate matter. 415 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,705 - I suppose you're married? - Yes. 416 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,707 I know what I'm doing is not quite the right thing-- 417 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,377 But, uh, what you suspect your wife is doing is even worse? 418 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:19,171 The fact of the matter is, Mr. Virgil, uh, 419 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,174 my wife is leaving day after tomorrow on a South American cruise. 420 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,885 Well, she insists on going without me. 421 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,137 Hm. To a man of your suspicious nature 422 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,807 that means only one thing, another man on the boat. 423 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,351 See, I don't know. I want you to find out. 424 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:35,729 You've come to the right man. I've handled so many cases. I-- 425 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:37,815 Excuse me. 426 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:39,525 Hello. 427 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,068 Oh, yes, how are you? 428 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,571 Well, certainly I shadowed your wife. 429 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:45,698 I hate to tell you this, but you were right. 430 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,199 She's been two-timing you. 431 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,244 Hello? Hello? 432 00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:52,288 He fainted. 433 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:57,585 Sometimes there's a shot. 434 00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,545 Now, where were we? 435 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:03,507 Mr. Virgil, I want you to get on the same boat and shadow her. 436 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,634 Now, wait a minute, that means I'll have to leave all of my business. 437 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:06,635 I'll make it up to you. 438 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,470 I can tell you right now without batting an eyelash, 439 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,639 it'll cost you 1,000 dollars a week. 440 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,808 Well, that's a little steep, isn't it, old boy? 441 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,562 Yes, yes, it is, but I'll probably get seasick- 442 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,024 Well, all right, all right. I'll book your passage. 443 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,151 Hm. Now, move your chair a little closer, will you? 444 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,194 There's a little confidential information I must have. 445 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,406 Oh, excuse me. Hello. 446 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:30,618 Well, what do you know? 447 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,953 He didn't even wait for me to tell him. 448 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,256 It still isn't too late, darling. 449 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,883 Can't you wait just two or three weeks? 450 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:49,094 Oh, Mike, don't be ridiculous. Here I am, we're sailing any minute. 451 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,804 I can get you off the boat in a while- 452 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:53,557 Now, sweetheart, will you please not worry about me? I'll be back soon. 453 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,851 Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna miss you so much. 454 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,270 Well, just have the feeling that I'm always near you. 455 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,606 I'll try, and darling, I want you to remember 456 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,442 that wherever you are, I'll be watching over you. 457 00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:05,361 Oh, what a lovely sentiment. 458 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,321 Oh, isn't that the warning whistle? 459 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:08,864 Well, I didn't hear anything. Did you, Uncle? 460 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:13,285 The whistle? Yes, sure I heard. I still hear it. 461 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:17,414 - Well, goodbye, darling. - Goodbye- 462 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:20,417 Have fun. 463 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:22,795 Come along, Uncle. 464 00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:24,880 - Well, goodbye, darling. - Goodbye-Goodbye. 465 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,343 Oh, I didn't lie, just the whistle is a little late. 466 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,768 I can understand anybody running away from me 467 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:39,353 but not on such an elaborate scale. 468 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,563 It was very sweet of you to come, Oscar. Goodbye. 469 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:45,317 I'll give you one more chance to explain. Where did you get the money? 470 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,111 - I told you. - You didn't tell me anything- 471 00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:48,779 That's right, I told you I couldn't tell you. 472 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:50,864 You treat me like an empty suit. 473 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:52,950 Are you going with somebody? 474 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,952 Scout's honor, Oscar, I'm traveling alone- 475 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,830 That's no fun. Georgia, I won't let you do this. 476 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,165 It's not only walking out on your job and me. 477 00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:03,085 Once you go away you cut down my list of friends a 100 percent. 478 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,045 - Think of that. - I have thought about it. 479 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,714 That's the gratitude I get. 480 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,508 I taught you everything you know, gave you a career' 481 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,510 I picked you up when you were working behind a ribbon counter 482 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,512 for 45 dollars a week and gave you job at the club. 483 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:14,888 At a snappy 40 a week. 484 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,224 You can't expect to start at the top. 485 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:18,809 Although I've often wondered why not. 486 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,022 Oscar, you better go. I have so many things to do before we sail. 487 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:24,982 I know when I'm not wanted. 488 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:26,483 It happens to me constantly. 489 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:27,484 Oscar. 490 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:29,903 Aren't you gonna kiss me? 491 00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:31,739 I don't know how. Will you show me? 492 00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:34,575 You don't know how either. 493 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,536 B flat, that's your key. 494 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:40,164 Don't forget to put your shoes in front of the cabin every night. 495 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,124 - Be sure to write. - I will. 496 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:43,709 You sure you're not going with somebody? 497 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:45,127 Goodbye, Oscar. 498 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,796 You're sure everything's gonna be all right? 499 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,256 Now don't worry about a thing. 500 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:51,633 Now, don't forget, I want you to write me every chance you get. 501 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,719 If what I have to report can't go through the mails. 502 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:55,262 I-I'll phone you. 503 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,848 - All right. - I've had a lot of these cases. 504 00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,808 - I hope I'm doing is all right. - Yes, you're all right. 505 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,685 - Everything's all right. - Okay. 506 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,275 - Oh, excuse me. - Sorry. 507 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,988 - Should I wait for you? - No, you better go with Michael, 508 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,615 because he might get suspicious, you know. 509 00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:15,908 - That's right. - Come in? 510 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,077 - All clear? - Yes, nobody here but my uncle. 511 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,912 And I am practically gone already. 512 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,164 Have a nice trip, my da-- oh, pardon me. 513 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,583 You have a-- oh, excuse me. 514 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:25,709 - See you later. - Yes, all right. 515 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,336 - Good luck to you. - Thank you, bye. 516 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,296 - Goodbye. - You all right? 517 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:30,881 Oh, you don't know what a tough time 518 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,549 I had getting rid of my boyfriend. 519 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:34,343 I'm beat. 520 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,386 Uh, Georgia... I mean, Elvira, 521 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,555 because That's gonna be your name for few months, you know? 522 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,140 Please be careful of your speech. 523 00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:42,726 Mrs. Kent may be fatigued, but she's never beat. 524 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,895 Okay, I'm fatigued, but my feet hurt. 525 00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:48,857 Michael. 526 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:50,734 Michael. 527 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,028 I--I thought I lost you. 528 00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:54,613 Well, you see, I was just seeing a friend 529 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,698 about some business in South America. 530 00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:00,619 Well, goodbye, Georgia. Best of luck to you. Have a wonderful trip- 531 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:01,578 Thanks. 532 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,956 Oh, and I almost forgot to tell you, I over-tip. 533 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,041 - Okay. It's your money. - That's right. 534 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,252 Now let me see, checked the passenger list. 535 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:09,670 Nobody knows me. 536 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:10,838 So far so good. 537 00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:12,047 Now here... 538 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,175 I've written several letters to my husband 539 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,552 addressed from various ports. 540 00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:19,596 Please be sure to mail them one by one at each place you stop. 541 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:20,722 - Uh-huh. - That ought to convince him 542 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,391 - I'm traveling. - It's a cinch. 543 00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:24,518 Well, goodbye again and good luck to you. 544 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:25,978 - Bye. Thanks. - Oh. 545 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,688 I almost forgot the most important thing. 546 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:29,189 How do you feel about men? 547 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,067 They're grand. I mean, they're the most important thing. 548 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,988 Well, with your figure and my name, the men will be flocking after you. 549 00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,949 Say, that's happened to me plenty under my own name. 550 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,785 Well, just remember that while your lips are being kissed 551 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,704 it's my reputation that's suffering. 552 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,581 - I'll make a note of that. - Good. 553 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:49,293 Oh, dear, I'm liable to be trapped on the boat. 554 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:52,421 - Well, goodbye, Georgia. - Goodbye- 555 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,381 I hope you make me very proud of me. 556 00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:57,509 - I'll try. - Oh. 557 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,887 Do me a favor, have a wonderful time. 558 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,472 But please stay in your cabin as much as possible 559 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,183 and as alone as possible. 560 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,101 I'll make a note of that, too, and underline it. 561 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:07,853 Good. Bye. 562 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:19,072 All ashore that's going ashore. 563 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,536 What's the matter with you? 564 00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:39,593 - What's the matter with you? - I think I--I forget. 565 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,220 - Forget what? - I for..- 566 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:44,723 Nothing at all. 567 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,183 I think I get seasick. 568 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:47,601 The ship isn't even moving. 569 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,186 Why didn't you tell me that? 570 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:03,158 Late for work, aren't you? 571 00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:05,577 Could you tell me what table Mrs. Elvira Kent has reserved? 572 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,080 Table 64. Is that where you're stationed? 573 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,415 - What do you mean by stationed? - Aren't you a new waiter? 574 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,542 Me? Certainly not. I'm a passenger. 575 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,753 In fact, I've got one of the most luxurious cabins on the boat. 576 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,672 - Oh, I beg your pardon. - You certainly should. 577 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:18,757 If I were not a headwaiter, I'd be flustered. 578 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:21,510 What gave you the idea I was working here? 579 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:22,678 It was a natural mistake. 580 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:25,097 You see, on board, no one dresses the first night out. 581 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:30,060 Oh, well, what's good enough for you is good enough for me. 582 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,286 - Ah! - Oh, I'm so sorry. 583 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:56,628 - Uh, my dear young lady. - Yes? 584 00:29:57,087 --> 00:29:59,673 I advise you to go to your cabin and get out of your clothes at once. 585 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:00,966 - I beg your Pardon? - Don't go there, 586 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,635 - you'll be frightfully embarrassed. - Embarrassed? Why? 587 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,387 Well, nobody dresses the first night out. 588 00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:06,305 They don't? 589 00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:08,682 Even if it's chilly? 590 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:10,559 This I gotta see. 591 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,156 You mean nobody dresses up. 592 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,824 Of course. Didn't you know that? 593 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,826 Then what are you doing in that monkey suit? 594 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:31,038 Well, confidentially, this is my first boat trip too. 595 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:32,039 - Really? - Yes. 596 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:34,499 My dear man, I've been on more world cruises 597 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,667 than you could shake a stick at. 598 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:37,753 It's just that compared to my other gowns, 599 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:39,880 I don't consider this very formal. That's all. 600 00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:41,131 - Is that so? - Hmm. 601 00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:42,424 Well, if you don't consider that formal 602 00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:45,302 I, uh, I'd like to see the rest of your wardrobe. 603 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:47,137 Mrs. Elvira Kent. 604 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:49,181 In particular, I have one little item 605 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,849 - that's backless, strapless. - Paging Mrs. Kent. 606 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:52,642 - Almost frontless. - Mrs. Elvira Kent. 607 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,770 Mrs. Elvira Kent? 608 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:57,022 Oh, my goodness. Mrs. Elvira Kent, that's me. 609 00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:58,106 Hey, boy. 610 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:02,903 - Are you Mrs. Kent? - Natch. I mean, naturally. 611 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:04,321 - Radiogram. - Oh, thank you. 612 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:05,947 - Just a moment. - May I? 613 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:07,908 Oh, no, no, no, I'll take care of it. Thank you- 614 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:09,076 Thank you. 615 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,119 - Thank you. - That's all right. 616 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:12,871 I'm told I over-tip. 617 00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:14,456 - Really? - Hm. 618 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:17,167 - Would you excuse me, please? - Yes, certainly. 619 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:22,798 "Don't dress first night out." Now she tells me. 620 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:26,968 Mrs. Kent, now that I know your name, it's fair that you should know mine. 621 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:28,595 - It's immaterial. - Well, it's Peter Virgil. 622 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:30,806 I was wondering, Mrs. Kent, if you're as hungry as Mr. Virgil. 623 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,224 I could eat a cow. 624 00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:35,811 Well, then, our dress not-withstanding, 625 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:36,978 will you have dinner with me? 626 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,605 If I'm overdressed, I might as well overeat. 627 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:40,023 - Well... - That is, unless you have 628 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:41,316 some other dinner engagement? 629 00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:42,275 Oh, no, no, no. 630 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,403 Oh, now, surely you must have some friends on board. 631 00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:46,363 Hey, well, I don't mean male friends. 632 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:48,990 I mean, female--I mean, girlfriends often go on cruises together. 633 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:50,992 - I don't know a soul on this tub. - Huh? 634 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,578 Except Mr. Peter Virgil. 635 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,123 Well then, chin up, eyes straight ahead, 636 00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:57,833 and what care we if the peasants stare. 637 00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:58,959 Carry on. 638 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:02,879 Oh, waiter. 639 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,342 Come here. Table for two, please. 640 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,594 Oh, I'm very sorry, the dining room's just been closed. 641 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,805 What do you mean? First you Ritz me. 642 00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:13,932 Then you try to starve two perfectly good paying customers. 643 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:16,810 Ah, ah, ah, the man is only doing his duty. 644 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:18,895 After all, it's our fault that we dawdled. 645 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:20,272 - Did we dawdle? - Mm-hm. 646 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:22,065 Just the same, thanks ever so. 647 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,692 Why don't you try the cocktail lounge? 648 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:24,651 The pretzels are delicious. 649 00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:29,322 That's an excellent suggestion. I'm famished. 650 00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:37,289 - More pretzels, please. - More pretzels. Yes, sir. 651 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:38,331 Yes, thank you. 652 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:41,960 Tell me, Mr. Virgil, what business are you in? 653 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,962 I stick my nose into other people's business. 654 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,924 - You know how it is when a man's retired. - Retired? Retired from what? 655 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,427 I, uh, I made my fortune in the entertainment business. 656 00:32:50,594 --> 00:32:51,636 - Oh, really? - Mm-hm. 657 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:54,222 I invented a new system for clearing audiences out of theaters. 658 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:56,558 - You're cute. - Thank you. 659 00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:57,559 - You know something? - What? 660 00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,603 I've had a secret ambition to be a singer. 661 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:02,981 Is that so? Most singers have ambitions to be society dames- 662 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:04,649 Frankly, Mr. Virgil, 663 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,860 I don't see why you're wasting your time with a married woman 664 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,862 when there're so many attractive single girls on board. 665 00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:09,946 Oh, yes, yes. 666 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,032 Well, you see, the single girls are looking for husbands 667 00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:14,117 while the married women are running away from their husbands. 668 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,871 Frankly, I'd rather be with those running than with those looking. 669 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,664 But don't you want to be married? 670 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,250 Well, most husbands I know speak very poorly of marriage- 671 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:24,669 What, do you think of your marriage? 672 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,963 Would you believe it? I haven't felt married for a minute. 673 00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:29,841 - Yours must be a very unusual marriage. - It certainly is. 674 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,635 I think we had quite enough dinner, thank you. 675 00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:36,973 What would you like to do now? 676 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,100 I wish I could. 677 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,189 Isn't that lovely? 678 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,200 - Hello. - Good evening. 679 00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:58,703 - Oh, and you do sing? - A little. 680 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:00,830 - You know this song? - Yes. 681 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,457 Could you raise it a little, please? 682 00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:04,292 - Sure. - B flat, fellas. 683 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,757 ♪ It's you or no one for me ♪ 684 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:15,720 ♪ I'm sure of this each time we kiss ♪ 685 00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:17,347 ♪ The lady's in love ♪ 686 00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:23,103 ♪ Now and forever and when forever's done ♪ 687 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:28,066 ♪ You'll find that you are still the one ♪ 688 00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:30,277 ♪ Please ♪ 689 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:31,194 ♪ The lady said please ♪ 690 00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:34,197 ♪ Don't say no to my plea ♪ 691 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,825 ♪ 'Cause if you do ♪ 692 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:40,912 ♪ Then I'm all through ♪ 693 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:46,001 ♪ There's this about you ♪ 694 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:53,133 ♪ My world's an empty world without you ♪ 695 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,635 ♪ It's you or no one ♪ 696 00:34:57,178 --> 00:34:58,847 ♪ She don't want no one ♪ 697 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,309 ♪ It's you or no one for me ♪ 698 00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:03,560 ♪ Tu-tu ru-ru do-ra do ♪ 699 00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:05,145 ♪ Tu-tu ru-ru do-ra do ♪ 700 00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:07,689 ♪ Baby you're the one for me ♪ 701 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:14,237 I shouldn't have done that. 702 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,323 I promise not to report to the social register. 703 00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:18,408 I'm so bored with it all, strictly entre nous. 704 00:35:18,575 --> 00:35:20,577 I do wish I didn't have to keep up appearances all the time. 705 00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:23,663 Oh, I'm tired of pretending too. Let's let our hair down. 706 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:27,000 Let's follow our impulses wherever they lead and make this a real vacation- 707 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,002 I think you've got something there. 708 00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:31,421 - May I? - Of course. 709 00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:34,466 Anything above the third rib I consider formal. 710 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:49,147 - Uh, Mrs. Kent? - Yes? 711 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:52,275 - I mean, Elvira. - Yes? 712 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,404 - May I see you to your cabin? - Well, that-- 713 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:58,615 - For you, Mrs. Kent. - Thank you. 714 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:00,533 - Would you tip him, please? - Yes. 715 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:03,119 - I over-tip. - Oh, of course. That's right- 716 00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:11,920 Well? 717 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:16,049 No, thank you, Mr. Virgil. I'll find my way alone. 718 00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:18,510 So nice meeting you. Good night. 719 00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:17,694 ♪ The tourist trade, the tourist trade ♪ 720 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,280 ♪ Aye, it's all for the tourist trade ♪ 721 00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:23,324 ♪ We never sunbathe I'll tell you why ♪ 722 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,744 ♪ It's atmosphere for the passerby ♪ 723 00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:28,747 ♪ To find us asleep in the shade ♪ 724 00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:31,541 ♪ It's so very necessary ♪ 725 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,626 ♪ Aye, the tourist trade ♪ 726 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,629 ♪ The tourist trade, the tourist trade ♪ 727 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,132 ♪ Aye, it's all for the tourist trade ♪ 728 00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:41,843 ♪ Our souvenirs are all foreign bought ♪ 729 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,679 ♪ They come from some place called Terre Haute ♪ 730 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,307 ♪ We can't sell a thing that we've made ♪ 731 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,435 ♪ Please, no arguin ', it's a bargain ♪ 732 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:52,562 ♪ Aye, the tourist trade ♪ 733 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:56,941 ♪ Habana is Havana ♪ 734 00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:58,735 ♪ They murder the language ♪ 735 00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:01,362 ♪ But we love 'em, we want more of 'em ♪ 736 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:03,698 ♪ The Yankee dollar ain't hay ♪ 737 00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:04,908 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 738 00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:09,162 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 739 00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:12,248 ♪ The tourist trade, the tourist trade ♪ 740 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,793 ♪ Aye, it's all for the tourist trade ♪ 741 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,879 ♪ If you're romantic the Cuban stars ♪ 742 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,590 ♪ Are made to order for soft guitars ♪ 743 00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:23,176 ♪ You must fall in love when they're played ♪ 744 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,887 ♪ They inspire, they're for hire ♪ 745 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:29,891 ♪ Aye, aye, the tourist trade ♪ 746 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:33,770 ♪ Habana ♪ 747 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:34,896 That's Havana. 748 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,106 ♪ They murder the language ♪ 749 00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:39,651 ♪ But we love 'em, we want more of 'em ♪ 750 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,986 ♪ The Yankee dollar ain't hay ♪ 751 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:43,279 Hey, hey. 752 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:47,283 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 753 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,495 ♪ The tourist trade, the tourist trade ♪ 754 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,164 ♪ Aye, it's all for the tourist trade ♪ 755 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:56,292 ♪ If you're romantic the Cuban stars ♪ 756 00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:58,753 ♪ Made to order for soft guitars ♪ 757 00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,297 ♪ You must fall in love when they're played ♪ 758 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:04,592 ♪ They inspire, they're for hire ♪ 759 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:08,763 ♪ Aye, aye, the tourist trade ♪ 760 00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:12,684 ♪ It's a settin' past forgettin' ♪ 761 00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:14,978 ♪ Once you see it you'll agree ♪ 762 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:19,232 ♪ It's all, all for the tourist trade ♪ 763 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:20,900 ♪ Aye, aye, aye ♪ 764 00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,485 ♪ It's shiny ♪ 765 00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:24,571 ♪ Aye, I love that shine ♪ 766 00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:27,740 ♪ Aye, aye, aye... ♪ 767 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:36,708 Hello, New York? 768 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,960 Havana calling, Mr. Michael Kent. 769 00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:42,088 Plaza 43444. 770 00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:44,424 Desires to reverse charges. 771 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:46,217 Reverse charges? 772 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:49,220 Oh, just one moment, please. 773 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,893 Havana calling, Mr. Kent. Wishes to reverse the charges- 774 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:56,895 Oh. Oh, yes. I'll accept it. 775 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:04,652 Hello. 776 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,821 Yes, yes I'll accept the charges. 777 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:08,323 Hello. Who? 778 00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:09,616 It's me, Peter Virgil. 779 00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:12,827 We're in Havana for a few hours, I thought I'd call to give you the news- 780 00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:15,663 Yes, yes, of course. Well, what is the news? 781 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:16,956 No news. 782 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,166 What do you mean, no news? 783 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:19,792 She hasn't even looked at another man. 784 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:21,502 Professionally, I'm very disappointed. 785 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,463 Well, personally, I'm not. 786 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,715 You mean she really hasn't spoken to another man? 787 00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:27,550 Well, she's spoken to me. 788 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:30,511 What? You two know each other already? 789 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,597 Well, naturally, I had to make her acquaintance. 790 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,515 Well, uh, was it difficult? 791 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,976 Tell me, uh, who spoke first? 792 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,978 I di--look, don't worry. 793 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,564 The slogan of my firm is "Never kiss a client's wife." 794 00:40:42,315 --> 00:40:43,983 Well, don't change slogans in mid-ocean. 795 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:49,113 - Hello, is this Mrs. Elvira Kent? - Yes. 796 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,616 It is? Well, this is Mrs. Elvira Kent speaking. 797 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:55,036 Oh, excuse me, this is Georgia, Georgia Garrett. 798 00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:57,789 I'm taking my work seriously, I already don't know who I am- 799 00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,333 Well, that's good. Have you been sticking close to your cabin? 800 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,918 Have I? I've only spoken to one man, 801 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:03,294 and he's harmless, quite. 802 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,546 I thought I warned you about that. 803 00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:08,174 I figured that if I don't speak to any men at all, 804 00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:09,634 it's sure to attract attention to me, you see- 805 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,887 Oh, by the way, Mrs. Kent, I know it's none of my business, 806 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:14,555 but have you got anything on your husband yet? 807 00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:16,808 I'm afraid his conduct has been impeccable- 808 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,267 Oh, caught him with the goods? 809 00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:20,228 No, that means he's been behaving himself. 810 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:21,145 Oh, too bad. 811 00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:23,856 Maybe he'll do something un-impeccable before I come back. 812 00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:27,193 Well, goodbye. And look, keep in touch with me, will you? 813 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,820 Okay. Goodbye. 814 00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:36,619 Oh, I thought you were waiting outside. 815 00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:38,705 Well, I--I suddenly remembered I had to call New York. 816 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:42,166 - Girlfriend, huh? - No, no, business. And you? 817 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,626 I was calling New York too. 818 00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:45,712 Boyfriend, huh? 819 00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:47,964 - Better than a boyfriend. My husband. - Oh. 820 00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:51,426 What? You mean, you were talking to your husband just now? 821 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:52,510 I just hung up. 822 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:55,346 - Does that surprise you? - Yes, it certainly does. I..- 823 00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:57,807 Poor darling. He was home waiting for my call. 824 00:41:57,974 --> 00:42:00,435 He's quite a treasure. I think I'll send him a letter. 825 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:02,270 Don't you have to write it first? 826 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:04,605 Oh, no, I'm way ahead on my letter writing. 827 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,067 Bless his heart. 828 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:10,194 Look, do you see a doorway over there? 829 00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:11,070 Sure. 830 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,989 - Do you hear somebody singing? - Sure. 831 00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:15,450 Huh, well, then I guess I'm not crazy. 832 00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:17,201 Shall we absorb some of the local color? 833 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:17,952 Let's. 834 00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:24,834 - Eh, table for two, please. - Si, señor. 835 00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:39,932 Bring us a couple of drinks of something tall and cool. 836 00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:43,144 - Oh, Havana. Isn't it romantic? - You know, you amaze me. 837 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,937 You must've made this trip a 100 times. 838 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:46,731 Yet you make it sound like it's the first time. 839 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,941 - You know what my secret is? - No, what? 840 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,902 - No. - No, come on, tell me. 841 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:54,238 Well, I keep telling myself this is my first trip. 842 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,441 Pedro, you must teach me that song. 843 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:32,318 Si, si. 844 00:43:32,485 --> 00:43:33,611 Oh, you speak Spanish. 845 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:36,447 It's just like a native. 846 00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:40,159 We have many requests for this song. I have English lyrics. 847 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:42,995 - Oh, thank you. - Will be 25 cents, please. 848 00:43:43,162 --> 00:43:45,498 The tourist trade. Aye, the tourist trade. 849 00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:48,626 ♪ La, la, di, di, di... ♪ 850 00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:58,302 ♪ You sigh, the song begins ♪ 851 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:03,391 ♪ You speak and I hear violins ♪ 852 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:06,561 ♪ It's magic ♪ 853 00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:11,274 ♪ The stars desert the skies ♪ 854 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,862 ♪ And rush to nestle in your eyes ♪ 855 00:44:16,279 --> 00:44:18,072 ♪ It's magic ♪ 856 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:22,869 ♪ Without a golden wand ♪ 857 00:44:23,286 --> 00:44:26,998 ♪ Or mystic charms ♪ 858 00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:31,127 ♪ Fantastic things begin ♪ 859 00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:37,592 ♪ When I am in your arms ♪ 860 00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:44,015 ♪ When we walk hand in hand ♪ 861 00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:48,561 ♪ The world becomes a wonderland ♪ 862 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,439 ♪ It's magic ♪ 863 00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:57,778 ♪ How else can I explain those rainbows ♪ 864 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:01,324 ♪ When there is no rain ♪ 865 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:03,701 ♪ It's magic ♪ 866 00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:07,955 ♪ Why do I tell myself ♪ 867 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,833 ♪ These things that happen ♪ 868 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,963 ♪ Are all really true ♪ 869 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:22,553 ♪ When in my heart I know the magic ♪ 870 00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:30,436 ♪ Is my love for you ♪ 871 00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:33,064 Gee, now, that's a beautiful song. 872 00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:39,237 ♪ It's magic ♪ 873 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:41,906 There's something about the way you sing it- 874 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,367 I don't know, it--it does something to me. 875 00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:48,996 ♪ It's magic ♪ 876 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:53,167 ♪ Why do I tell myself ♪ 877 00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:55,544 ♪ These things that happen ♪ 878 00:45:55,711 --> 00:46:01,217 ♪ Are all really true ♪ 879 00:46:02,635 --> 00:46:08,599 ♪ When in my heart I know the magic ♪ 880 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:15,731 ♪ ls my love for you ♪ 881 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:34,959 - Here you are. - Gracias. 882 00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:41,173 Will you have dinner with me tonight? 883 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:43,843 Why not? We've had it together every night so far. 884 00:46:44,677 --> 00:46:46,804 - Just a moment, sir. - I gotta catch that boat. 885 00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:47,930 Your tickets. 886 00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:50,349 What's the matter? Don't you trust me? 887 00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:51,434 Your table or mine? 888 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:53,811 Say, I've got an idea. What about table nine? 889 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:56,105 - Table nine? - That's in a nice dark corner. 890 00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:58,482 Georgia! 891 00:46:58,649 --> 00:46:59,900 What's the matter? 892 00:47:00,568 --> 00:47:01,610 - Nothing. - Huh? 893 00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:03,904 If I'm gonna be ready in time, I'd better start dressing. 894 00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:05,489 - What's the hurry? - I'll see you later. 895 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:06,657 - I'm-I'm-- - I'll see you later. 896 00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:11,662 Georgia. 897 00:47:30,056 --> 00:47:31,182 May I help you, sir? 898 00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:34,727 Well, you're not exactly my type, but you can take my bags. 899 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,858 - Good evening, madame. - Good evening. 900 00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:43,486 Did you give the message to Mr. Virgil? 901 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:46,572 Yes, I told him that you weren't having dinner this evening... 902 00:47:47,073 --> 00:47:47,990 because you were indisposed. 903 00:47:48,157 --> 00:47:49,408 - Thank you. - Yes, madame. 904 00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:51,369 Did you bring a little herring? 905 00:47:51,619 --> 00:47:53,746 Yes, madame. Marinated- 906 00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:57,249 The purse is right over there, help yourself. 907 00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:04,215 It's all right, I over-tip. 908 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:05,758 Thank you so much, ma'am. 909 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:16,685 Who is it? 910 00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:18,979 It's me, Peter. How do you feel? 911 00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:20,731 Terrible. Just terrible. 912 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:22,733 Well, we'll fix you right up. I-I brought a doctor. 913 00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:25,528 I don't need a doctor. I want to be left alone. 914 00:48:25,861 --> 00:48:28,572 Well I can't stand in this passageway all night, young lady. 915 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:31,158 It's drafty, and I'm--I'm catching cold. 916 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:33,327 Take two aspirins and go to bed. 917 00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:36,080 Thank you very much, good idea-I'll do that. 918 00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:38,666 But--but first, I'll have to examine you. 919 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:40,751 Might be something contagious, you know. 920 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:42,837 All right, doctor. Just a minute. 921 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:48,092 Come in. 922 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,678 You better stay outside. We don't want to start an epidemic. 923 00:48:54,974 --> 00:48:57,101 Ah, now, tell me, where does it hurt? 924 00:48:57,685 --> 00:48:58,644 Everywhere. 925 00:48:58,811 --> 00:49:01,772 Oh, well, then, I suppose we should start looking some place. 926 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,566 - Uh-huh. - Yes, let me see your tongue- 927 00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:05,192 - Oh! - What's the matter? 928 00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:08,446 I get dizzy when I bend. I must be coming down with something. 929 00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:09,238 Aw. 930 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:12,992 Oh, thank you very much, yes. Oh, may I feel your pulse? 931 00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:15,786 Yes. Ah, you might as well feel mine. 932 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:16,912 Uh-huh? Oh! 933 00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:18,289 If you'd be so kind. Thank you. 934 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,877 Yes, your pulse is normal. 935 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:25,796 - Yours is fast. - I was sure of it. 936 00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:29,049 Well, I suppose I ought to tap something. 937 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:32,887 - Here. - Oh, thank you so much. 938 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:37,183 - Now say, "Ah." - Ah. 939 00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:39,185 Ah! 940 00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:42,146 - My diagnosis was correct. - What do you recommend, doctor? 941 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:43,731 - A sea voyage. - A sea-- 942 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:46,775 Oh, we're on one, aren't we? I'm so sorry. How silly of me- 943 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:49,195 I'll give you an injection and put you to sleep. 944 00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:50,905 That shouldn't do you any harm. 945 00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:52,615 Will it hurt, doctor? 946 00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:54,366 Well, it shouldn't, 947 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:57,411 but I'm, uh, a bit clumsy, you know. 948 00:49:58,245 --> 00:49:59,663 Couldn't I just read myself to sleep? 949 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,916 No, I'm afraid not. Now, just one moment. 950 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:03,626 Ah! 951 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:06,504 Oh, I feel faint. 952 00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:08,839 Who got jabbed, me or you? 953 00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:10,799 I seem to smell food odors. 954 00:50:11,634 --> 00:50:12,843 That's always a bad sign. 955 00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:14,803 And herring too. 956 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:16,680 Why do I smell herring? 957 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,975 I guess there's a school of herring following the ship. 958 00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:21,894 No, no, not marinated herring. 959 00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:24,688 Oh, I don't feel so hot. 960 00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:26,524 I think I better be going. 961 00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:32,196 - Goodnight, doctor. - Goodnight. 962 00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:35,199 - And I hope I sleep well. - I hope so. 963 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:39,411 - Well, doctor? - Yes, she'll live. 964 00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:41,664 But I can't make any prediction about myself. 965 00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:44,291 Would you mind helping me to my cabin? 966 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:45,417 Not at all. Is something wrong? 967 00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:48,629 Thank you very much. I don't feel so good. I sort of... 968 00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:04,061 Oh, mess boy. 969 00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:06,605 I'm the purser. What can I do for you? 970 00:51:06,772 --> 00:51:08,148 There's something wrong with your passenger list. 971 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:09,984 You haven't got a Miss Georgia Garrett listed- 972 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,361 - What was that name again? - Georgia Garrett. 973 00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:15,030 Georgia as in marching through. Garrett as in starving in. 974 00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:17,408 I'm sorry, if she isn't listed, she's not on board. 975 00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:20,035 Don't be coy. I've been chasing her all over the ship- 976 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:22,162 Tell me, do you know this tomato? 977 00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:24,707 Why, certainly. This toma-- 978 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:27,459 This lady is Mrs. Michael Kent. 979 00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:29,837 Oh, she's Mrs. Kent now. 980 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:31,922 And what is Mrs. Kent's stateroom? 981 00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:33,299 Twenty-three, B deck. 982 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,884 Thank you and take the next two weeks off. 983 00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:37,386 Sure. What? 984 00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,974 I haven't eaten all day. 985 00:51:50,816 --> 00:51:51,734 Come in. 986 00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:57,698 Oscar, how'd you get on this boat? 987 00:51:57,865 --> 00:52:00,242 - I lied about my age. - You chooch! 988 00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:02,411 - You followed me here, huh? - That's right. 989 00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:04,163 I was sitting alone in a restaurant 990 00:52:04,413 --> 00:52:06,457 the waiter put down a check and you weren't there to pick it up. 991 00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:12,296 Oscar, please go away. 992 00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:14,715 Incidentally, I picked up your last two paychecks. 993 00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:17,134 It was barely enough to pay for my plane ticket- 994 00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:18,927 Didn't leave me enough to buy you a present. 995 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:20,638 I feel like a cad. 996 00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:23,307 You crook. You can go to jail for that. 997 00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:26,393 Marry me. You won't have to testify against me. 998 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,853 I'm so sleepy. 999 00:52:28,771 --> 00:52:30,356 And you know I don't love you. 1000 00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:32,566 I don't know whether to believe what I'm hearing 1001 00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:33,734 or what I'm feeling. 1002 00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:50,417 Where's the radio room? 1003 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:52,211 - Top deck, sir, next to lounge. - Thanks. 1004 00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:58,509 I have all the seductive powers of a sedative. 1005 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,303 You chooch. 1006 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:22,825 Will you please send this radiogram at once? 1007 00:53:23,242 --> 00:53:24,243 And send it collect. 1008 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:44,722 Good morning. 1009 00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:49,810 Well, good morning. 1010 00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:52,146 Good morning. And I use the expression loosely. 1011 00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:53,981 - How are you? - I feel just fine. 1012 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:56,608 I think you'd be interested to know I feel fine too. 1013 00:53:56,859 --> 00:53:57,776 I was sure you would. 1014 00:53:57,943 --> 00:54:00,028 I wanna thank you. You left me in good hands last night. 1015 00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:03,365 - Yes, yes, I--I saw as much. - That doctor sure gets results. 1016 00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:04,742 Of course, sometimes he needs help. 1017 00:54:05,033 --> 00:54:05,617 Huh? 1018 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,328 I mean that specialist that was called in on the case afterwards. 1019 00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:09,496 Specialist? 1020 00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:13,000 Can you explain why that man was in your cabin kissing you? 1021 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:15,169 - No. - Well? 1022 00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:18,297 Well, can you explain why you were watching my cabin? 1023 00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:20,591 - No. - Well? 1024 00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:23,427 - Well, maybe... - Maybe, what? 1025 00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:25,220 Well, maybe I'm narrow-minded. 1026 00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:27,514 But I don't like married women who play around with other men. 1027 00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:29,725 Would you feel different if the other man was you? 1028 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,560 - That's beside the point. - It is, is it? 1029 00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:34,146 Yes, it is. Everything they've said about women like you 1030 00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:36,899 on boats with men like me turned out to be true. 1031 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,275 Or don't you follow me? 1032 00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,486 I've wanted to, peter, anywhere, anytime. 1033 00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:41,945 Well, don't. 1034 00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:44,072 - Peter, you can't mean that. - I ca-- 1035 00:54:44,573 --> 00:54:46,366 I've only one thing to say to you, Mrs. Kent. 1036 00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:49,828 I would certainly hate to be... Mr. Kent. 1037 00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:53,624 You chooch! 1038 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,047 - Good morning, madam. - Good morning. 1039 00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:02,341 I'd like to get higher than a kite. 1040 00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:05,677 Yes, madam. What shall it be? 1041 00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:07,012 I don't know, I don't drink. 1042 00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:09,306 Well, how about cherry-- 1043 00:55:09,473 --> 00:55:11,934 Never mind. I'll get my kicks my way. Just forget it. 1044 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,731 - Hi, fellas. - Hi. 1045 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:18,816 Why so glum? 1046 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:20,692 I don't know. I'm in the mood, I guess. 1047 00:55:20,943 --> 00:55:23,654 - Bright or blue? - You start it, I'll finish it. 1048 00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:31,620 ♪ You can take the moon, gather up the stars ♪ 1049 00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:35,457 ♪ And the robins that sing merrily ♪ 1050 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:37,543 ♪ Put 'em in a box ♪ 1051 00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:39,461 ♪ Tie 'em with a ribbon ♪ 1052 00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:42,840 ♪ And throw 'em in the deep blue sea ♪ 1053 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:46,593 ♪ You can take the flowers down in Lovers' Lane ♪ 1054 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,097 ♪ And that sentimental poetry ♪ 1055 00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:52,683 ♪ Put 'em in a box ♪ 1056 00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:54,393 ♪ Tie 'em with a ribbon ♪ 1057 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,271 ♪ And throw 'em in the deep blue sea ♪ 1058 00:55:57,437 --> 00:56:01,024 ♪ Not for me, all that stuff ♪ 1059 00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:04,444 ♪ The dreams that ruin your sleep ♪ 1060 00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:08,240 ♪ Not for me, had enough ♪ 1061 00:56:09,074 --> 00:56:11,827 ♪ Love is one thing you can keep ♪ 1062 00:56:13,245 --> 00:56:16,373 ♪ You can take the plans and the wedding bells ♪ 1063 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:20,460 ♪ And whoever sings "Oh, Promise Me" ♪ 1064 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,462 ♪ Put 'em in a box ♪ 1065 00:56:22,671 --> 00:56:24,298 ♪ Tie 'em with a ribbon ♪ 1066 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:28,010 ♪ And throw 'em in the deep blue sea ♪ 1067 00:56:28,176 --> 00:56:31,513 ♪ 'Cause love and I we don't agree ♪ 1068 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:35,392 ♪ The hansoms through the park ♪ 1069 00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:37,311 ♪ The kisses in the dark ♪ 1070 00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:41,899 ♪ All the promises made faithfully ♪ 1071 00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:44,192 ♪ Put 'em in a box ♪ 1072 00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:46,069 ♪ Tie 'em with a ribbon ♪ 1073 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:50,073 ♪ And throw 'em in the deep blue sea ♪ 1074 00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:52,868 ♪ And you won't go wrong ♪ 1075 00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:54,661 ♪ If you take a song ♪ 1076 00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:59,374 ♪ Sung by Frankie Boy or Mr. C ♪ 1077 00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,043 ♪ Put 'em in a box ♪ 1078 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:03,045 ♪ Tie 'em with a ribbon ♪ 1079 00:57:03,211 --> 00:57:05,756 ♪ And throw 'em in the deep blue sea ♪ 1080 00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:09,635 ♪ Not for me, all that stuff ♪ 1081 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:13,138 ♪ The dreams that ruin your sleep ♪ 1082 00:57:13,555 --> 00:57:17,309 ♪ Not for me, had enough ♪ 1083 00:57:17,643 --> 00:57:20,395 ♪ Love is one thing you can keep ♪ 1084 00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:21,647 ♪ In the icebox ♪ 1085 00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:24,107 ♪ You know what you can do ♪ 1086 00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:27,069 ♪ With good old tea for two ♪ 1087 00:57:27,235 --> 00:57:31,865 ♪ And the girl for you, the boy for me ♪ 1088 00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:33,867 ♪ Put 'em in a box ♪ 1089 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:35,744 ♪ Tie 'em with a ribbon ♪ 1090 00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:39,414 ♪ Throw 'em in the deep blue sea ♪ 1091 00:57:39,581 --> 00:57:41,959 ♪ 'Cause love and I we don't agree ♪ 1092 00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:42,960 ♪ Ain't all ♪ 1093 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:44,336 ♪ 'Cause love ♪ 1094 00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:45,170 ♪ Love ♪ 1095 00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:50,884 ♪ And I we don't agree ♪ 1096 00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:58,308 - Oh. Thanks, fellas. Excuse me. - That was fun. 1097 00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:03,105 - So, it's you. - I accept that as a greeting- 1098 00:58:03,271 --> 00:58:05,440 Very funny. Oscar, what do you want? 1099 00:58:05,774 --> 00:58:08,485 For one thing, I'd like to get this Mrs. Michael Kent business straight. 1100 00:58:08,652 --> 00:58:10,445 Oh, please, why don't you go home? 1101 00:58:10,612 --> 00:58:11,446 I can't swim. 1102 00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:13,949 Oscar, if you really love me, you'll pretend not to know me- 1103 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,034 Listen, I didn't come all this way and spend all your money 1104 00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:17,411 to pretend I don't know you. 1105 00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:21,456 Does that instrument interfere with your work? 1106 00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:36,638 You're in some kinda trouble, aren't you, honey? 1107 00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:37,931 The worst kind of trouble. 1108 00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:43,770 Oscar, I'm in love. 1109 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:45,814 Don't you think you're being a little forward? 1110 00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:49,067 - Not with you. - That was a short romance. 1111 00:58:49,568 --> 00:58:51,153 It's all so complicated. 1112 00:58:51,987 --> 00:58:52,779 Remember the night at the club 1113 00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:54,531 when that classy couple asked me to have a drink? 1114 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:55,449 Mm-hm. 1115 00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:57,617 They turned out to be Mrs. Elvira Kent and her uncle, 1116 00:58:57,784 --> 00:58:59,036 head of a drugstore chain. 1117 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,038 What a deal they threw my way. 1118 00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:04,207 A chance to cash in on all my dreams, so I accepted. 1119 00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,626 My first night on board, I met him. 1120 00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:08,628 There must be something about salt air. 1121 00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:10,547 He looked so wonderful to me. 1122 00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:13,550 By the time we reached Cuba, I was in love with him. 1123 00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:15,510 Head over heels, if you know what I mean. 1124 00:59:16,428 --> 00:59:17,929 Oh, Havana was heaven. 1125 00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:19,556 And all the time I had to pretend that 1126 00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:20,849 who I was, I wasn't. 1127 00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:22,893 This morning, what does he give me? 1128 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,770 The gate, hinges and all. 1129 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:27,564 So here I am. He thinks I'm married. 1130 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:28,982 If I kiss him, I lose him. 1131 00:59:29,316 --> 00:59:31,443 On the other hand, if I tell him the truth, who will he hate most? 1132 00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:32,694 A cheat or a phony? 1133 00:59:33,695 --> 00:59:35,322 I know you're a phony, I don't hate you. 1134 00:59:35,489 --> 00:59:36,865 You don't know what it's like to want someone 1135 00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:38,533 and not be able to do anything about it. 1136 00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:40,243 Don't I? Oh, well. 1137 00:59:40,535 --> 00:59:42,621 I guess I'll just have to bury myself in my work. 1138 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:50,796 Is that your "Brooklyn Rhapsody?" 1139 00:59:50,962 --> 00:59:52,506 Who said anything about Brooklyn? 1140 00:59:52,798 --> 00:59:55,092 It's now called "The Caribbean Rhapsody." I'm very adaptable. 1141 00:59:55,258 --> 00:59:56,676 - Have you finished it? - I don't want to. 1142 00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:58,553 People will like it, they'll make a fuss over me. 1143 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,847 I'll have no time for myself. I'll be the toast of the town- 1144 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:03,141 Then what happens to that sweet boy you and I both love? 1145 01:00:03,308 --> 01:00:05,769 Aren't you being modest? I have confidence in you. 1146 01:00:06,561 --> 01:00:08,939 Everybody has confidence in me. That's my trouble. 1147 01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:11,608 In high school, I was voted the boy most likely to succeed. 1148 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:13,443 In college, they said I had a brilliant future. 1149 01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:16,696 I wonder what ever became of me. 1150 01:00:41,596 --> 01:00:43,098 ♪ It's you ♪ 1151 01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:47,602 ♪ Or no one for me ♪ 1152 01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:53,859 ♪ I'm sure of this ♪ 1153 01:00:54,317 --> 01:01:00,073 ♪ Each time we kiss ♪ 1154 01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:05,704 ♪ Now and forever ♪ 1155 01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:10,667 ♪ And when forever's done ♪ 1156 01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:13,837 ♪ You'll find that you ♪ 1157 01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:19,176 ♪ Are still the one ♪ 1158 01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:26,892 ♪ Please don't say no ♪ 1159 01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:31,021 ♪ To my plea ♪ 1160 01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:35,317 ♪ 'Cause if you do ♪ 1161 01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:41,406 ♪ Then I'm all through ♪ 1162 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:48,538 ♪ There's this about you ♪ 1163 01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:54,211 ♪ My world's an empty world ♪ 1164 01:01:54,377 --> 01:01:57,255 ♪ Without you ♪ 1165 01:01:58,215 --> 01:01:59,883 ♪ It's you ♪ 1166 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:06,890 ♪ Or no one for me ♪ 1167 01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:27,285 It's magic. 1168 01:02:29,955 --> 01:02:31,414 You know, that's a mighty dangerous song. 1169 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,668 And this night isn't helping any either. 1170 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,253 It's one for the books. 1171 01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:38,004 Just like they said in the folder. 1172 01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:42,759 They didn't leave anything out tonight. Breeze, moon, stars- 1173 01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:44,719 And all working overtime. 1174 01:02:45,470 --> 01:02:46,638 Makes a man feel... 1175 01:02:48,890 --> 01:02:50,308 Wants a woman in his arms. 1176 01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:53,353 And... vice versa. 1177 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:56,022 If only you weren't married. 1178 01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:58,024 How I wish I could tell you I wasn't. 1179 01:02:58,191 --> 01:02:59,901 How easy it would be if you weren't married. 1180 01:03:00,068 --> 01:03:01,236 I'd take you in my arms. 1181 01:03:01,444 --> 01:03:03,196 - Like how? - Like this. 1182 01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:04,281 Then what? 1183 01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:06,700 On your lips, I'd--I'd plant a kiss. 1184 01:03:06,866 --> 01:03:07,742 Such as? 1185 01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:09,619 But then you--you have a husband. 1186 01:03:10,078 --> 01:03:11,413 And you have principles. 1187 01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:13,373 - Elvira. - Yes, Peter? 1188 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:15,375 There's something I've gotta do. I can't help myself- 1189 01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:17,585 If you can't help yourself, you can't help yourself. 1190 01:03:19,754 --> 01:03:21,047 I gotta send a cablegram. 1191 01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:45,113 Another radiogram to be sent at once. 1192 01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:46,489 Send that one collect too. 1193 01:03:49,701 --> 01:03:51,328 You'll let me know how it comes out, won't you? 1194 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,763 Mrs. Kent, a message from Mr. Farrar. 1195 01:04:09,971 --> 01:04:11,973 Mrs. Kent, I have a message from Mr. Virgil. 1196 01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:15,602 I'm first. Mr. Farrar would like you to join him at the Flambio. 1197 01:04:15,810 --> 01:04:19,189 That's my message! Mr. Virgil said he had to go ashore to make a call 1198 01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:21,274 and would you please meet him at the Flambio? 1199 01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:23,068 - Flambio? - Flambio. 1200 01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:30,867 ♪ In Trinidad, in Trinidad ♪ 1201 01:04:31,117 --> 01:04:33,411 ♪ The women are good but the liquor is bad ♪ 1202 01:04:33,578 --> 01:04:36,414 ♪ In Trinidad, in Trinidad ♪ 1203 01:04:36,581 --> 01:04:39,626 ♪ The women are good but the liquor is bad ♪ 1204 01:04:40,627 --> 01:04:42,629 - May we sing you a song? - Not about a good woman. 1205 01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:45,423 There's no such thing. Run when you see a pretty woman. 1206 01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:47,133 Ah, but when you sing calypso, you don't say 1207 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,720 "When you see a pretty woman." When you see a pretty wom-ahn- 1208 01:04:51,096 --> 01:04:53,723 - When you see a pretty wom-ahn? - That's right. 1209 01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:55,392 You sing, we'll follow you. 1210 01:04:55,809 --> 01:04:57,435 What can I lose that I haven't already lost? 1211 01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:00,814 ♪ Run, run, run ♪ 1212 01:05:01,064 --> 01:05:03,691 ♪ When you see a pretty woman ♪ 1213 01:05:04,526 --> 01:05:06,736 ♪ Run, run, run ♪ 1214 01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:09,197 ♪ When you see a pretty woman ♪ 1215 01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:12,867 ♪ Love is the common enemy ♪ 1216 01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:15,870 ♪ The moon and the stars are the artillery ♪ 1217 01:05:16,037 --> 01:05:18,498 ♪ When they attack, you'll find there's no retreat ♪ 1218 01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:21,292 ♪ You will lose your heart unless you use your feet ♪ 1219 01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:24,254 ♪ Oh, run, run, run ♪ 1220 01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:26,965 ♪ When you see a pretty woman ♪ 1221 01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:29,926 ♪ Run, run, run ♪ 1222 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:33,096 ♪ When you see a pretty woman ♪ 1223 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:36,099 ♪ I know a girl whose kiss was warm ♪ 1224 01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:38,852 ♪ I never thought that it could do me harm ♪ 1225 01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:41,563 ♪ There never was a better girl like her ♪ 1226 01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:44,607 ♪ But her husband was professional wrestler ♪ 1227 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:47,360 ♪ Oh, run, run, run ♪ 1228 01:05:47,527 --> 01:05:50,447 ♪ When you see a pretty woman ♪ 1229 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:52,866 ♪ Run, run, run ♪ 1230 01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:55,743 ♪ When you see a pretty woman ♪ 1231 01:05:56,494 --> 01:05:58,913 ♪ Woman say come in out of rain ♪ 1232 01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:01,708 ♪ More better you stay out in the hurricane ♪ 1233 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,586 ♪ You catch a cold but it is worth the pain ♪ 1234 01:06:04,752 --> 01:06:07,380 ♪ Better off catch cough than catch a ball and chain ♪ 1235 01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:09,841 ♪ Oh, run, run, run ♪ 1236 01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:13,178 ♪ When you see a pretty woman ♪ 1237 01:06:13,553 --> 01:06:15,889 ♪ Run, run, run ♪ 1238 01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:18,933 ♪ When you see a pretty woman ♪ 1239 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:21,644 ♪ Tropical heat is very bad ♪ 1240 01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:24,439 ♪ Has played dirty trick on many nice young lad ♪ 1241 01:06:24,772 --> 01:06:27,233 ♪ The brain go flip, the heart is go flip-flop ♪ 1242 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,320 ♪ Woman blow you kiss and then you blow your top ♪ 1243 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,906 ♪ Oh, run, run, run ♪ 1244 01:06:33,239 --> 01:06:35,950 ♪ When you see a pretty woman ♪ 1245 01:06:36,367 --> 01:06:38,745 ♪ Run, run, run ♪ 1246 01:06:38,912 --> 01:06:41,331 ♪ When you see a pretty woman ♪ 1247 01:06:42,165 --> 01:06:44,959 ♪ Run, run, run when you see... ♪ 1248 01:06:45,126 --> 01:06:46,002 Oh, I beg your pardon. 1249 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:47,504 I'm sorry, didn't see you coming. 1250 01:06:47,837 --> 01:06:49,422 - You go in, after me, please. - No, after you. 1251 01:06:49,589 --> 01:06:50,507 I insist, please. 1252 01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:52,383 - All right, fine. - Thank you. 1253 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:56,221 - You on the same boat? - Yeah, the Southern Queen. 1254 01:06:56,387 --> 01:06:57,096 Ah. 1255 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,230 Good evening. What is your pleasure? 1256 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:06,773 - A double. - A double what? 1257 01:07:06,940 --> 01:07:07,732 Double anything. 1258 01:07:08,149 --> 01:07:09,984 - And you, sir? - The same. 1259 01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:12,362 Women. 1260 01:07:13,112 --> 01:07:14,697 I agree with you 100 percent. 1261 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,574 They're a bad influence on a man. 1262 01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:18,701 Not only that, but they're habit-forming. 1263 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:21,913 You know, I can't think of one single good thing 1264 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:22,914 to say about them. 1265 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:26,751 That's a mighty smooth drink. 1266 01:07:27,502 --> 01:07:28,753 Another. 1267 01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:32,882 Me, too. Only this time, make mine a triple. 1268 01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:34,551 A triple, sir? Very good. 1269 01:07:34,968 --> 01:07:37,011 Who said, "You can't live with them, can't live without 'em?" 1270 01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:39,556 Probably the same guy who said, "More truth than poetry." 1271 01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:41,391 And I wouldn't care to meet either of them. 1272 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:44,102 The cause of all human suffering, you know- 1273 01:07:44,686 --> 01:07:46,729 To think that we gave up a perfectly good rib. 1274 01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:48,606 And not that they appreciate it. 1275 01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:51,901 What does yours look like? 1276 01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:53,152 Well... 1277 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,282 Funny, mine looks exactly the same. 1278 01:07:57,448 --> 01:07:58,199 Yeah? 1279 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:01,077 - I drink to your woman. - I drink to yours. 1280 01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:04,831 - One more for me. - I, likewise. 1281 01:08:04,998 --> 01:08:06,207 I'm beginning to feel those two drinks. 1282 01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:08,501 Me too. I should've eaten before I came in. 1283 01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:09,794 Yeah, that's always a good idea. 1284 01:08:10,712 --> 01:08:12,088 Is yours a blonde too? 1285 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:14,841 This season. I've loved her as a brunette, a brownette, 1286 01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:15,758 and a redhead. 1287 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:18,261 A little peroxide will never come between us. 1288 01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:23,808 Speaking about figures, curves? 1289 01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:24,934 Curves? 1290 01:08:25,476 --> 01:08:28,146 When you put your arm around her waist, you gotta go into second. 1291 01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:32,900 - What color are her eyes? - Now, I never could tell. 1292 01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:35,028 Every time I look into them, I get dizzy. 1293 01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:37,196 My experience exactly. 1294 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:40,283 Hey, we could be talking about the same girl- 1295 01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:41,993 What's your girl's name? 1296 01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:44,787 - Georgia. Georgia Garrett. - Georgia Garrett. 1297 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:46,956 No, no, that's a different girl. 1298 01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:48,666 Mine is gonna be here any minute. 1299 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:51,085 - I want you to meet her. - Mine will be here too. 1300 01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:53,379 I bet they'll like each other at first sight. 1301 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:56,174 While we're waiting, what do you say we have another drink? 1302 01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:57,675 Just the thing I say. 1303 01:08:59,677 --> 01:09:01,054 Fill her up again, bartender. 1304 01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:03,723 That is a wonderful suggestion. 1305 01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:05,224 I came through, didn't I? 1306 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:07,644 Boy, you can say that again. 1307 01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:09,937 - I come through. - Yes, sir. 1308 01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:13,066 Of course, the rub is that mine is married. 1309 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:15,068 How about yours, is yours a Mrs.? 1310 01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:16,444 - At the moment. - Mm. 1311 01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:19,405 I don't know about you. 1312 01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:22,909 But I'm really getting a little high. 1313 01:09:23,201 --> 01:09:25,662 So am I. I don't know what he puts in those drinks. 1314 01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:27,497 But he's really won me over. 1315 01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:29,499 Dare we try another? 1316 01:09:31,501 --> 01:09:32,335 Second the motion. 1317 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:34,837 Coming right up. 1318 01:09:43,805 --> 01:09:45,640 - Oh, waiter. - Yes, miss. 1319 01:09:46,224 --> 01:09:48,726 Do you see those gentlemen at the far end of the bar? 1320 01:09:49,268 --> 01:09:49,852 Yes, miss. 1321 01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:51,854 Oh, would you be so kind and give them these messages? 1322 01:09:53,356 --> 01:09:54,357 Thank you. 1323 01:09:58,736 --> 01:09:59,612 Here you are, gentlemen. 1324 01:09:59,779 --> 01:10:01,030 - Keep the change. - Thanks. 1325 01:10:01,239 --> 01:10:02,990 I'm not leaving until I get this recipe. 1326 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:05,535 Excuse me. The lady sent this. 1327 01:10:06,119 --> 01:10:07,453 The lady sent this. 1328 01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:12,542 What do you know, she's standing me up. 1329 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:16,295 Yeah? Well, shake hands. Mine isn't coming down either- 1330 01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:19,882 I'll show her. I just might catch a plane to New York. 1331 01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:21,676 Yeah, well, maybe I ought to go to New York myself. 1332 01:10:21,843 --> 01:10:24,887 I'm not doing any good here. Mind if I go with you? 1333 01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:26,347 Have you got the price of two tickets? 1334 01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:29,851 - Oh, I got better than that. - In that case, be my guest. 1335 01:10:30,768 --> 01:10:32,019 Steady, steady, steady. 1336 01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:34,230 They'll never let us on that plane if we're drunk. 1337 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:36,733 You know, these slanting floors will never be popular. 1338 01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:48,035 Peter. 1339 01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:49,620 Peter. 1340 01:10:50,621 --> 01:10:52,623 Good morning, Mr. Virgil, it's 9:15. 1341 01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:54,167 Lovely day, temperature normal. 1342 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:56,669 Hey, you, you've had your beauty rest. 1343 01:10:56,836 --> 01:10:57,712 Come on, get-- 1344 01:10:58,087 --> 01:10:59,714 Excuse me, madam, are you looking for the gentleman? 1345 01:10:59,881 --> 01:11:01,132 Do you happen to know where Mr. Virgil is? 1346 01:11:01,299 --> 01:11:02,675 He didn't return to the ship, madam. 1347 01:11:03,134 --> 01:11:05,553 We received a radiogram from him and Mr. Farrar. 1348 01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:07,221 - Mr. Farrar too? - Yes, madam. 1349 01:11:07,388 --> 01:11:08,806 They were taking a plane to New York 1350 01:11:08,973 --> 01:11:10,475 and would we please forward their baggage. 1351 01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:14,270 Oh, thank you. 1352 01:11:15,688 --> 01:11:16,731 Thank you, madam. 1353 01:11:30,536 --> 01:11:32,205 Fasten your safety belts, please. 1354 01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:34,290 Fasten your safety belts, please. 1355 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:38,503 Sorry, sir, but will you fasten your safety belt, please? 1356 01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:39,253 Yeah, sure. 1357 01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:41,172 We're landing in Rio in a few minutes. 1358 01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:42,590 What? Where did you say? 1359 01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:44,842 - Rio. - Hey, Peter, wake up. 1360 01:11:45,009 --> 01:11:45,927 - Wha-what? - Wake up- 1361 01:11:46,928 --> 01:11:49,388 Hey, one thing I'll say about that Trinidad liquor. 1362 01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:52,266 - Not a sign of a hangover. - Maybe this will bring it on- 1363 01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:54,060 That stewardess says we're landing in Rio. 1364 01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:54,894 Rio? 1365 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,355 She's probably not used to flying. That's all. 1366 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:59,607 Would you mind looking out the window? 1367 01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:09,617 Didn't you ask for tickets to New York? 1368 01:12:09,784 --> 01:12:12,203 I certainly did. In my best Spanish too. 1369 01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:15,081 But the official language in Trinidad is English. 1370 01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:15,915 Huh? 1371 01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:17,875 You suppose that had anything to do with it? 1372 01:12:40,773 --> 01:12:42,316 These all the passengers from the Southern Queen? 1373 01:12:42,483 --> 01:12:44,151 No, there is another car coming. 1374 01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:45,736 Cigarette? 1375 01:12:45,903 --> 01:12:48,072 Be my guest but don't run into too much dough- 1376 01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:51,742 After you. 1377 01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:55,997 Thank you. 1378 01:12:57,790 --> 01:12:59,333 Yeah, we can check right now. Here's the bulletin board. 1379 01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:02,044 Due today, Southern Queen. 1380 01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:05,256 We better go claim our baggage before they ship it to New York. 1381 01:13:05,423 --> 01:13:06,048 Yeah. 1382 01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:08,509 Well, look, you go, will you? My girl's on board. 1383 01:13:08,676 --> 01:13:09,969 I don't want her thinking I'm running after her. 1384 01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:12,847 My girl's on board too. Let's make them suffer. 1385 01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:13,848 Calling Mr. Virgil. 1386 01:13:14,015 --> 01:13:15,474 - Hey. - Calling Mr. Virgil. 1387 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:16,559 Hey, Virgil, that's me. 1388 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:18,769 Pardon, Mr. Virgil, there is a phone call 1389 01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:19,729 for you from New York. 1390 01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:21,480 You can take it on one of the house phones. 1391 01:13:21,647 --> 01:13:22,565 New Yor--? 1392 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:24,233 New York? 1393 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,777 Tell them to transfer my unemployment insurance down here. 1394 01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:28,571 Hello? 1395 01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:30,156 Hello. Hello, Virgil? 1396 01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:31,741 Uh, uh, uh-huh. 1397 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,035 Well? What's happened? 1398 01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:37,079 Well, how've you been? How's the weather up there? 1399 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:38,915 Listen, I didn't call you 5000 miles 1400 01:13:39,081 --> 01:13:40,082 to discuss the weather. 1401 01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:42,376 As a matter of fact, it's a nice day here. 1402 01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,253 That's funny. It's a nice day here too. 1403 01:13:44,462 --> 01:13:45,630 Never mind that. 1404 01:13:46,047 --> 01:13:47,632 Why haven't you called me in all this time? 1405 01:13:48,215 --> 01:13:51,135 Well, that's because I didn't want to give you the bad news. 1406 01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:52,303 The bad news? 1407 01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:53,638 What's the bad news? 1408 01:13:58,017 --> 01:13:59,894 Hold on for a minute, something new has just developed. 1409 01:14:02,021 --> 01:14:02,939 Elvira. 1410 01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:04,774 Peter. 1411 01:14:05,149 --> 01:14:05,816 Hello? 1412 01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:07,401 Hello? 1413 01:14:07,818 --> 01:14:08,402 I don't know what-- 1414 01:14:08,569 --> 01:14:10,780 Darling, how silly for you to run away- 1415 01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:12,239 Think of the time we've wasted-- 1416 01:14:12,406 --> 01:14:14,241 Yeah, but it took those few days away for me to realize 1417 01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:15,534 that you don't love your husband. 1418 01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:17,536 Not another word about my husband. 1419 01:14:28,422 --> 01:14:29,799 Would it be wrong if I said I loved you? 1420 01:14:30,216 --> 01:14:31,509 It'd be wrong if you didn't. 1421 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:36,472 Aren't you gonna introduce me? 1422 01:14:37,515 --> 01:14:38,432 Darling. 1423 01:14:38,849 --> 01:14:40,434 Always thinking of your own selfish pleasures. 1424 01:14:40,601 --> 01:14:41,686 I'll try the other shoulder. 1425 01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:42,770 Hm? Uh-- 1426 01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:43,896 Oh, darling. 1427 01:14:44,063 --> 01:14:46,023 This is my boon drinking companion, Oscar Farrar. 1428 01:14:46,190 --> 01:14:47,566 Oscar, this is Elvira Kent. 1429 01:14:49,151 --> 01:14:50,194 How do you do, Mr. Farrar? 1430 01:14:50,361 --> 01:14:52,613 You can't imagine my feelings at meeting you. 1431 01:14:52,947 --> 01:14:54,865 In that case, try to imagine mine- 1432 01:14:58,119 --> 01:14:59,996 Say, Oscar, is she anything like your girlfriend 1433 01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:00,830 that you were telling me about? 1434 01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:02,748 You mean Georgia? 1435 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,209 Oh, no, not at all. 1436 01:15:06,293 --> 01:15:08,087 Well, I'll have to phone down about the baggage. 1437 01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:09,588 Phone? Oh, excuse me. 1438 01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:11,632 Oh, thanks, Oscar. 1439 01:15:12,091 --> 01:15:13,759 You get the feeling you're growing away from me? 1440 01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,095 You're a peach. Thank you- 1441 01:15:16,595 --> 01:15:17,346 I'm used to that. 1442 01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:18,431 Hello, Mr. Kent? 1443 01:15:18,597 --> 01:15:20,266 Virgil, what took you so long? 1444 01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:22,351 Believe me, it was all in the line of duty. 1445 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,437 Listen, Virgil. What's been happening with my wife? 1446 01:15:24,729 --> 01:15:25,312 Plenty. 1447 01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:28,357 Well, tell me. I'm a grown man. 1448 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:30,317 - How bad is it? - Pretty bad. 1449 01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:32,737 I'm a grown man too and I hope it gets worse. 1450 01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:34,071 This connection must be bad, I-- 1451 01:15:34,238 --> 01:15:35,865 I can't understand what you're babbling about, but... 1452 01:15:36,282 --> 01:15:37,992 whatever it is, do something to stop her. 1453 01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:40,077 I--I'm going crazy here. 1454 01:15:40,327 --> 01:15:43,330 Mr. Kent, I've been taking your money under false pretenses. 1455 01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:46,208 I'd advise you to give me my two weeks' notice. 1456 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:47,293 Goodbye. 1457 01:15:48,919 --> 01:15:49,712 Huh? 1458 01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:58,012 - Yes, Mr. Kent? - Miss Medwick, get my broker- 1459 01:15:58,262 --> 01:15:58,929 Call Randall. 1460 01:15:59,513 --> 01:16:01,724 I want to check the change in the routine shipping report. 1461 01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:03,768 Also get the wire that came yesterday 1462 01:16:03,934 --> 01:16:05,144 concerning the Canadian merger. 1463 01:16:08,105 --> 01:16:09,106 Anything new, Humphrey? 1464 01:16:09,273 --> 01:16:12,068 No, ma'am. It all looks very businesslike and proper to me. 1465 01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:13,819 - Oh. - Let--let me for a minute. 1466 01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:14,820 Excuse me. 1467 01:16:18,032 --> 01:16:18,866 He's talking to her. 1468 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:23,662 So, she's going out of the room without even looking backward- 1469 01:16:23,829 --> 01:16:25,498 Uh, you can go to lunch, Humphrey. 1470 01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:29,251 After all these weeks, you'd think he'd give her a pinch 1471 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:31,337 or a pat... on the shoulder I mean. 1472 01:16:31,629 --> 01:16:33,339 You sound disappointed that he hasn't. 1473 01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:35,091 I think I'll see what else is happening. 1474 01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:37,593 - Wait, wait a minute. - You know, it's irritating. 1475 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:39,178 Here I give up a perfectly wonderful cruise 1476 01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:40,805 to trap my husband and what happens? 1477 01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:41,764 Nothing. 1478 01:16:42,389 --> 01:16:44,225 Just goes to show, you can't trust men- 1479 01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:47,853 And that--that girl is having a perfectly wonderful time under my name. 1480 01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:49,563 I haven't heard from her in days. 1481 01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:51,107 Who knows what's going on there? 1482 01:16:51,273 --> 01:16:53,234 Just goes to show you can't trust women either. 1483 01:16:53,818 --> 01:16:55,611 The best thing you can do, Elvira, is... 1484 01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:57,780 to get on the first plane to Rio. 1485 01:16:57,947 --> 01:16:58,781 What for? 1486 01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:00,783 Then you can phone Michael to join you 1487 01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:02,785 and you can take the boat back together. 1488 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,621 Half a cruise with a whole husband 1489 01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:07,581 is better than no cruise with no husband. 1490 01:17:07,998 --> 01:17:09,708 Maybe you're right. Come on, let's go. 1491 01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:12,461 - Oh, and this one too. - You know what to do right? 1492 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:14,588 - Yes, Mr. Kent. - The car's downstairs, Mr. Kent. 1493 01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:16,632 - Your bags are in it. - Thank you, Charles. I'll be right down. 1494 01:17:17,091 --> 01:17:18,259 I want you to get some new displays 1495 01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:19,677 pushing hair tonic and triple malts. 1496 01:17:19,844 --> 01:17:21,470 - Yes, sir. - Miss Medwick, you'll pack those too. 1497 01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:24,306 If anything comes up, wire me at the Hotel Atlántico. 1498 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:26,016 - Yes, sir. - Your briefcase, Mr. Kent. 1499 01:17:26,183 --> 01:17:27,560 - Thank you, Miss Medwick. - And bon voyage. 1500 01:17:27,726 --> 01:17:28,477 - We'll all miss you. - Thank you. 1501 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:30,020 - Hello. - Where've you been all day? 1502 01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:32,815 I was seeing a lady friend off at the airport. 1503 01:17:33,232 --> 01:17:35,025 You can see me off too. I'm leaving for Rio- 1504 01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,236 - For R-Rio? When? - Immediately. 1505 01:17:37,403 --> 01:17:38,487 I have a chartered plane waiting for me. 1506 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:40,990 I-is that as fast as going by regular airlines? 1507 01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:42,950 Much faster. I want to get there as soon as possible- 1508 01:17:45,536 --> 01:17:48,789 Mi--Michael, you have company. I'm going with you. 1509 01:17:48,956 --> 01:17:49,957 Oh, Michael. 1510 01:18:20,404 --> 01:18:23,282 Good, good, good. But I'm not interested. 1511 01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:26,202 What can I do with that type of music in my show? 1512 01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:28,579 Mr. Plinio, take my advice, 1513 01:18:28,746 --> 01:18:30,789 as one musician to another, you need me. 1514 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:34,501 Mr. Farrar, as one businessman to another, I can't afford you. 1515 01:18:34,668 --> 01:18:35,461 You can't afford me? 1516 01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:37,379 Money's of the utmost indifference to me. 1517 01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:40,299 - All I want is a chance to play. - That's not the point. 1518 01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:42,259 I'm spending a fortune to redecorate this place 1519 01:18:42,426 --> 01:18:44,220 so I can reopen in time for the Carnival. 1520 01:18:44,678 --> 01:18:47,223 And to get my investment back, I need an attraction. 1521 01:18:47,389 --> 01:18:48,349 A real attraction. 1522 01:18:48,599 --> 01:18:50,768 I need someone with a name. 1523 01:18:50,935 --> 01:18:52,519 What do you think my mother gave me, a number? 1524 01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:54,313 Let me play it again. 1525 01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:57,233 Very generous of you, but I can't use it. 1526 01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:00,236 That's what I admire about you, you've such an open mind. 1527 01:19:01,362 --> 01:19:03,322 Maybe you'd like it better if I set lyrics to it. 1528 01:19:03,656 --> 01:19:04,448 Shh. 1529 01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:06,825 ♪ In your eyes ♪ 1530 01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:08,994 ♪ It's magic... ♪ 1531 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:10,746 I wish those amateurs would stop interfering 1532 01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:12,081 with a serious musician. 1533 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,086 Say, I know that voice. 1534 01:19:19,838 --> 01:19:23,467 ♪ Fantastic things begin ♪ 1535 01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:29,807 ♪ When I am in your arms ♪ 1536 01:19:32,476 --> 01:19:36,105 ♪ When we walk hand in hand... ♪ 1537 01:19:36,814 --> 01:19:39,316 She not only sounds good, she looks good. 1538 01:19:39,483 --> 01:19:41,610 Take it from me, that girl has all sorts of talent. 1539 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:42,861 You want to sign her up? 1540 01:19:43,529 --> 01:19:46,573 She could be the finest singer, but if she hasn't got a name.-. 1541 01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:49,451 What do you mean she has no name? That's Mrs. Elvira Kent. 1542 01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:51,704 The classiest society dames in New York. 1543 01:19:51,996 --> 01:19:53,414 Mrs. Elvira Kent? 1544 01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:55,499 When she came out, she made all the other debutantes 1545 01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:57,167 look like social climbers. 1546 01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:58,669 A society singer. 1547 01:19:58,836 --> 01:20:00,045 That's right, and very talented. 1548 01:20:00,212 --> 01:20:01,714 That would be something new around here. 1549 01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:03,549 - Want me to talk to her? - Oh, no, no. 1550 01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:06,010 You wouldn't know how to handle an important lady like that. 1551 01:20:06,176 --> 01:20:08,262 I'll... I'll talk to her. 1552 01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:12,975 Mrs. Kent, you will not be angry with me? 1553 01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:14,435 Why should I be angry with you? 1554 01:20:14,601 --> 01:20:16,854 I-I was about to offer you a contract 1555 01:20:17,021 --> 01:20:18,272 to sing in my Casino Room. 1556 01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:19,231 Beg your pardon? 1557 01:20:20,357 --> 01:20:22,568 I knew you would be offended, but it's a good proposition. 1558 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,236 A thousand dollars a week. 1559 01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:27,364 A thousand bucks-- dollars, for me? 1560 01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:29,158 Of course, it's obviously nothing 1561 01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:30,200 for a lady in your position. 1562 01:20:30,367 --> 01:20:32,995 But if I said 1,000, I can say 2,500. 1563 01:20:33,162 --> 01:20:33,829 Are you kidding? 1564 01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:37,583 Once you say 2,500, it's not difficult to say 5,000. 1565 01:20:37,916 --> 01:20:40,377 After you pay your taxes here and in United States, 1566 01:20:40,627 --> 01:20:42,463 it will cost you very little. 1567 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:44,465 I'll tell you what I'll do, Mr. Plinio. 1568 01:20:44,757 --> 01:20:46,216 I'll sing for you for 1,000 a week. 1569 01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:48,886 - What? Ah... - But not as Elvira Kent. 1570 01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:50,679 Suppose I took another name. What difference does it make? 1571 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:53,265 Any name, let's say Georgia Garrett, for instance- 1572 01:20:53,557 --> 01:20:55,267 - What's wrong with that? - Listen, honeybunch. 1573 01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:58,729 If you use an name like Georgia Garrett, and sang like an angel even, 1574 01:20:59,063 --> 01:21:01,231 I could still shoot llamas in the balcony. 1575 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:03,442 But if I had Mrs. Elvira Kent... 1576 01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:05,778 Did I say 5,000? I mean seven. 1577 01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:07,321 Okay. I'll do it. 1578 01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:09,156 Wonderful! Wonderful. 1579 01:21:09,573 --> 01:21:12,493 It's no accident that I happen to have the contract with me. 1580 01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:13,702 - What a coincidence. - Here. 1581 01:21:17,748 --> 01:21:21,627 Senhora, I predict that you are going to be the greatest attraction I ever had. 1582 01:21:21,794 --> 01:21:23,212 - I know she will. - Thank you. 1583 01:21:23,379 --> 01:21:25,881 I'm only sorry that your husband won't be here to see you. 1584 01:21:26,048 --> 01:21:28,425 Oh, I'm so sorry too, but he's such a busybody. 1585 01:21:29,093 --> 01:21:30,386 - Goodbye. See you later. - Goodbye- 1586 01:21:36,433 --> 01:21:38,018 - How do you do? - Oh, how do you do, sir? 1587 01:21:38,185 --> 01:21:40,062 Can you tell me where can I find Mr. Peter Virgil? 1588 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:43,148 Mr. Peter Virgil? I believe you'll find him in the Casino Room. 1589 01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:45,484 - Thank you. - I'll stay here and register- 1590 01:21:49,363 --> 01:21:50,531 Where's the ho--house telephone? 1591 01:21:50,697 --> 01:21:51,949 You may use this phone right here. 1592 01:21:52,116 --> 01:21:53,700 Mrs. Michael Kent, please. 1593 01:21:54,118 --> 01:21:56,286 - Mrs. Michael-- - Thank you, but what's the number? 1594 01:21:57,037 --> 01:21:58,497 Three fourteen. 1595 01:21:58,872 --> 01:21:59,998 Why don't you rest for a while? 1596 01:22:00,165 --> 01:22:02,126 I'm not tired, just excited and happy. 1597 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:03,710 Yeah, but by tonight you'll be slaphappy- 1598 01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:05,212 You're not used to this professional grind. 1599 01:22:05,379 --> 01:22:06,880 Look, take the advice of an old trooper, will you? 1600 01:22:07,131 --> 01:22:08,882 While you can, go upstairs and catch 40 winks. 1601 01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:12,010 I'll need 80 now. 1602 01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:41,623 Mr. Kent, I didn't know that you were coming down here. 1603 01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:43,500 After that double talk telephone conversation 1604 01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:44,960 where did you expect me to be? 1605 01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:46,670 I'm glad that you came, Mr. Kent 1606 01:22:46,837 --> 01:22:48,088 because I wanna explain the problem-- 1607 01:22:48,255 --> 01:22:50,048 All you need to explain is the meaning of this. 1608 01:22:50,257 --> 01:22:53,302 The mea--that just means that your wife has a wonderful voice, that's all. 1609 01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:55,596 My wife has a terrible voice, that's not all. 1610 01:22:56,054 --> 01:22:57,723 I didn't pay you to let her sing in a nightclub. 1611 01:22:57,890 --> 01:22:59,099 I was hired to shadow her. 1612 01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:00,976 I mean, to stop her from singing would have been extra. 1613 01:23:01,143 --> 01:23:03,854 Oh. What about that man? That other man? 1614 01:23:04,104 --> 01:23:07,441 I... I've almost finished a written report, Mr. Kent. 1615 01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:09,902 I don't want a written report, I want my wife. 1616 01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:13,238 - Where is she? - Well, she's around somewhere. 1617 01:23:13,405 --> 01:23:14,781 Oh, she's around somewhere. 1618 01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:16,283 A fine detective you are. 1619 01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:21,955 No, I'm gonna do the decent thing. She's in her room, go to her. 1620 01:23:22,206 --> 01:23:22,831 Huh? 1621 01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:24,249 Maybe it was just being away from you- 1622 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:25,918 Maybe she does really still love you. 1623 01:23:26,251 --> 01:23:28,629 Maybe it was the tropical skies. Maybe it was just-- 1624 01:23:28,795 --> 01:23:30,380 Maybe you can tell me what you're raving about? 1625 01:23:30,797 --> 01:23:32,424 - I don't know. - You what? 1626 01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:35,010 I mean, it hurts too much to talk about it. 1627 01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:36,720 Go to her, Mr. Kent. 1628 01:23:36,887 --> 01:23:38,222 It's the best thing for everybody. 1629 01:23:43,143 --> 01:23:44,937 Mrs. Michael Kent is not in her room. 1630 01:23:45,103 --> 01:23:46,813 I just saw Mrs. Kent step into the elevator. 1631 01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:48,148 Oh, the elevator. 1632 01:23:49,066 --> 01:23:49,983 Where you going? 1633 01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:52,236 Nowhere. 1634 01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:53,737 Say, what's the matter with you? 1635 01:23:54,196 --> 01:23:55,614 Mrs. Michael Kent's room, please. 1636 01:23:55,781 --> 01:23:57,115 Is Mrs. Kent expecting you? 1637 01:23:57,282 --> 01:23:59,117 What difference does that make? I'm Mr. Kent. 1638 01:23:59,451 --> 01:24:00,994 Oh, oh! 1639 01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:03,163 Uh, room 314. 1640 01:24:03,330 --> 01:24:04,623 - Thank you. Come on. - You're welcome. 1641 01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:07,584 - I said, come on. - Good, good, good. 1642 01:24:08,835 --> 01:24:13,215 I was going off duty in 10 minutes, but I think I'll stay. 1643 01:24:14,675 --> 01:24:16,677 Michael, I--I think it's better you go alone. 1644 01:24:16,843 --> 01:24:18,804 I don't want to spoil your nice reunion. 1645 01:24:18,971 --> 01:24:19,972 - Going up, sir? - Yes. 1646 01:24:20,138 --> 01:24:21,139 All right, Uncle. 1647 01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:27,312 Hello? 1648 01:24:54,923 --> 01:24:55,757 Yes. 1649 01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:56,800 Darling, I wanted to-- 1650 01:24:59,469 --> 01:25:03,223 Oh, I beg your pardon. I must be in the wrong room. 1651 01:25:03,390 --> 01:25:06,977 Really? If it was the right room, that's no way to open the door. 1652 01:25:07,769 --> 01:25:10,981 Yes, you're so right. I'm so sorry. 1653 01:25:58,820 --> 01:26:00,530 Would you like to play a little three-handed gin? 1654 01:26:00,906 --> 01:26:01,907 It's all I need. 1655 01:26:04,326 --> 01:26:05,243 Come in. 1656 01:26:09,331 --> 01:26:12,584 Say, you gave me the wrong room number. My wife isn't in 314. 1657 01:26:12,793 --> 01:26:14,878 I'm sorry, but she is, Mr. Kent. 1658 01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:16,672 But there's a strange girl up there. 1659 01:26:17,005 --> 01:26:18,090 You'd better look it up again. 1660 01:26:18,423 --> 01:26:19,966 Three-fourteen is correct, Mr. Kent. 1661 01:26:25,681 --> 01:26:27,933 Rio is getting more like Paris every day. 1662 01:26:29,142 --> 01:26:30,227 Don't be so excited- 1663 01:26:30,394 --> 01:26:32,479 Let me get this straight. Mr. Kent is here? 1664 01:26:32,646 --> 01:26:34,022 That's right. Your husband. 1665 01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:35,774 If we have a fourth, we can play bridge. 1666 01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:37,234 Shut up, Oscar, I've got to think. 1667 01:26:37,401 --> 01:26:39,611 You have no time to think. You must leave immediately. 1668 01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:41,196 - What's the matter? - Shut up, Oscar. 1669 01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:44,199 Michael, Michael. Come, come, come. 1670 01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:46,743 Me and my ambition to travel. 1671 01:27:07,305 --> 01:27:08,223 Darling. 1672 01:27:11,476 --> 01:27:12,853 Darling, it's me, Michael. 1673 01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:15,230 Who are you and what do you want? 1674 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:17,107 - Isn't this Room 314? - That it is. 1675 01:27:17,357 --> 01:27:18,984 Isn't this Mrs. Michael Kent's room? 1676 01:27:19,234 --> 01:27:20,861 Do I look like a Mrs. Michael Kent? 1677 01:27:21,528 --> 01:27:22,654 I must be dreaming, I... 1678 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:26,324 Wasn't there a woman in this bed five minutes ago? 1679 01:27:26,533 --> 01:27:28,118 I'm no blabbermouth. Will you get out or will I-- 1680 01:27:28,285 --> 01:27:29,411 All right-Excuse me, I'm sorry. 1681 01:27:31,371 --> 01:27:32,998 It must have been that plane trip I took. 1682 01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:37,127 My goodness, it's getting so that a man isn't safe around here at Carnival time- 1683 01:27:37,377 --> 01:27:39,296 - Now, run along, run along. - All right, I'm sorry. 1684 01:27:39,463 --> 01:27:41,214 It was my mistake. I didn't mean any trouble by it. 1685 01:27:57,481 --> 01:27:59,566 Oscar, what are we gonna do now? He's sure to find out. 1686 01:27:59,941 --> 01:28:01,943 First, put on some decent clothes. I'll start packing. 1687 01:28:02,110 --> 01:28:04,070 That's right. I will help you, darling, come. 1688 01:28:05,489 --> 01:28:07,741 - Mr. Lazlo? - I take off my glasses. 1689 01:28:07,908 --> 01:28:08,784 Come, come, come. 1690 01:28:11,828 --> 01:28:12,746 Thank you. 1691 01:28:24,257 --> 01:28:25,050 Oh! 1692 01:28:29,262 --> 01:28:29,846 Oh. 1693 01:28:30,013 --> 01:28:32,057 What is the number of Mrs. Michael Kent's room, please? 1694 01:28:32,224 --> 01:28:34,351 Three-fourteen. Who may I ask is calling? 1695 01:28:34,518 --> 01:28:36,520 Mrs. Michael Kent and I'll be back. 1696 01:28:39,147 --> 01:28:40,774 What if there is bloodshed in 314? 1697 01:28:40,941 --> 01:28:42,943 We're going to do the whole third floor over anyhow. 1698 01:28:48,865 --> 01:28:49,783 I'm checking out. 1699 01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:52,452 - Is there something wrong, Mr. Virgil? - Yeah, everything. 1700 01:29:03,421 --> 01:29:04,548 - Listen, Virgil. - What's the matter? 1701 01:29:04,714 --> 01:29:05,715 I'm going crazy. I'm going insane. 1702 01:29:05,882 --> 01:29:07,801 I can't find my wife. She's disappeared. 1703 01:29:07,968 --> 01:29:09,386 She probably just couldn't face you after what's happened. 1704 01:29:09,553 --> 01:29:11,513 Oh, for heaven's sake, man, what's this all about? 1705 01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:13,306 As long as I'm leaving, I might as well tell you the truth. 1706 01:29:13,515 --> 01:29:15,433 - I'm in love with your wife. - You what? 1707 01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,227 - She's fallen in love with me. - What? 1708 01:29:17,394 --> 01:29:18,687 The only thing I'm ashamed of is..- 1709 01:29:19,437 --> 01:29:20,480 it was on your time. 1710 01:29:20,981 --> 01:29:21,731 Virgil. 1711 01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:24,276 Peter Virgil, you're fired! 1712 01:29:27,654 --> 01:29:29,531 Your bill, Mr. Virgil. 1713 01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:48,633 - Mrs. Kent. - A fine job you've done for me. 1714 01:29:48,842 --> 01:29:50,343 So I'm going to sing tonight, am I? 1715 01:29:50,594 --> 01:29:53,221 Excuse me. It seems I'm caught between two bags. 1716 01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:56,433 Oh, and I see the way you've taken care of my reputation. 1717 01:29:57,058 --> 01:29:59,603 - Uncle Lazlo, you too? - Yes, me too. 1718 01:29:59,769 --> 01:30:02,564 - Well, I am surprised. - You are not surprised yet. 1719 01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:04,316 You'll be surprised when I tell you 1720 01:30:04,482 --> 01:30:05,609 that Michael is here too. 1721 01:30:06,151 --> 01:30:07,402 - What? - Yes. 1722 01:30:07,736 --> 01:30:10,572 - Oh, what am I gonna do? - I have a wonderful idea. 1723 01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:12,490 We will tell him that... 1724 01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:13,700 It's not good. No. 1725 01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:35,013 Just wanna find out who's in that bed now, that's all. 1726 01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:43,229 - Darling! - Oh, so you finally made it? 1727 01:30:43,396 --> 01:30:44,731 Oh, Michael, I'm so glad you came. 1728 01:30:44,898 --> 01:30:46,566 It's been so lonely without you. 1729 01:30:46,733 --> 01:30:47,984 That's not the way I heard it. 1730 01:30:48,276 --> 01:30:50,362 Oh, I know all about your little escapades. 1731 01:30:50,695 --> 01:30:52,364 This Peter Virgil you're in love with 1732 01:30:52,530 --> 01:30:54,074 happens to be a private detective. 1733 01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:55,367 I hired him to shadow you. 1734 01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:57,619 Everything you've done has been reported to me. 1735 01:30:58,328 --> 01:30:59,537 - That's a lie. - How do you do it? 1736 01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:01,998 Peter's not a detective. And he hasn't met your wife. 1737 01:31:02,165 --> 01:31:03,124 You're back! 1738 01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:05,377 You can't deny there's something between you and Virgil. 1739 01:31:05,585 --> 01:31:07,712 He confessed everything to me before he checked out. 1740 01:31:07,921 --> 01:31:09,965 Checked out? Oh, I gotta go. 1741 01:31:11,549 --> 01:31:13,134 What has she got to do with this? 1742 01:31:13,301 --> 01:31:15,053 - Oh, Michael-- - Elvira, you'd better tell me. 1743 01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:16,388 - Tell me. - I can't-- 1744 01:31:18,390 --> 01:31:19,849 Ah, ha! 1745 01:31:23,311 --> 01:31:24,813 Who are you? What are you doing here? 1746 01:31:25,021 --> 01:31:26,940 Don't you think we've been seeing too much of each other? 1747 01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:30,402 Elvira, what's the meaning of this? 1748 01:31:31,736 --> 01:31:34,072 Uncle, why are you hiding in the closet? 1749 01:31:35,115 --> 01:31:37,993 I--I will, I will tell you. It's awful. 1750 01:31:38,159 --> 01:31:40,120 There is such a hurly-burly in this Rio. 1751 01:31:40,286 --> 01:31:42,497 I was happy to find a quiet place. 1752 01:31:42,706 --> 01:31:43,999 Quiet place? 1753 01:32:52,484 --> 01:32:54,235 Well, you're not gonna sing and that's final. 1754 01:32:54,402 --> 01:32:55,612 Shout all you want. 1755 01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:58,239 But they paid to see Mrs. Elvira Kent and that's who they'll see. 1756 01:32:58,406 --> 01:33:01,201 - Oh, no, they're not. - But, Michael, it'll be fun. 1757 01:33:01,493 --> 01:33:03,411 Why, I sang for the Milk Fund Benefit, didn't I? 1758 01:33:03,745 --> 01:33:05,163 Yes and for two years after that 1759 01:33:05,330 --> 01:33:07,040 everyone was drinking their coffee black. 1760 01:33:07,624 --> 01:33:09,209 But, Oscar, the contract is illegal. 1761 01:33:09,375 --> 01:33:10,752 I said I was Elvira Kent. 1762 01:33:11,002 --> 01:33:12,879 You had her permission to use her name. 1763 01:33:13,046 --> 01:33:15,173 - They can ask her. - Please let's forget it. 1764 01:33:15,340 --> 01:33:17,467 No. You've gotta do it, for the sake of your country. 1765 01:33:17,759 --> 01:33:19,135 If Elvira gets out there to sing, 1766 01:33:19,302 --> 01:33:21,262 she'll set the Good Neighbor policy back 20 years. 1767 01:33:22,430 --> 01:33:24,849 I suppose if I'm lucky, they'll take me back at the Club Casa. 1768 01:33:25,183 --> 01:33:26,851 Five shows nightly at 40 a week. 1769 01:33:27,685 --> 01:33:29,145 I can go back to haunting the travel bureau, 1770 01:33:29,312 --> 01:33:31,272 piling up literature on places I'll never see. 1771 01:33:32,941 --> 01:33:34,234 Maybe, if I am very lucky, I'll meet a man 1772 01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:36,778 who won't pretend to be in love with me because it's his job. 1773 01:33:37,695 --> 01:33:40,240 Who're you to complain? If he's a phony, that makes two of you. 1774 01:33:40,698 --> 01:33:42,534 You two should be very happy together. 1775 01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:44,702 The thing is, he left thinking I was Elvira Kent. 1776 01:33:44,869 --> 01:33:46,955 I'll never know how he feels about Georgia Garrett. 1777 01:33:51,709 --> 01:33:54,254 Why, Mr. Virgil, I thought you went back to the States. 1778 01:33:54,629 --> 01:33:56,673 - I was going, but I didn't. - I beg your pardon? 1779 01:33:57,048 --> 01:33:58,383 Can I help it if I can't help it? 1780 01:33:58,633 --> 01:34:02,220 Yes, sir. Waiter, table for Mr. Virgil. 1781 01:34:02,554 --> 01:34:03,388 This way. 1782 01:34:16,860 --> 01:34:20,405 Now, it is my great pleasure to introduce to you 1783 01:34:20,905 --> 01:34:22,115 the star of our show. 1784 01:34:23,533 --> 01:34:25,285 The beautiful New York society lady 1785 01:34:25,952 --> 01:34:27,704 who will charm you with her singing. 1786 01:34:28,621 --> 01:34:29,956 Mrs. Elvira Kent. 1787 01:34:53,229 --> 01:34:54,480 Just a moment, please. 1788 01:34:55,440 --> 01:34:57,567 Ladies and gentlemen, I came here tonight 1789 01:34:57,734 --> 01:34:59,319 with every intention of singing for you. 1790 01:34:59,485 --> 01:35:02,697 But first I'd like you to hear from a very good friend of mine. 1791 01:35:03,406 --> 01:35:05,909 She's a girl who dreamt for years of visiting your country 1792 01:35:06,075 --> 01:35:08,369 and always wanted to sing in a glamorous place 1793 01:35:08,536 --> 01:35:10,163 before a distinguished audience. 1794 01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:11,664 Will you give her that chance? 1795 01:35:17,837 --> 01:35:19,172 Thank you very much. 1796 01:35:19,422 --> 01:35:20,465 Ladies and gentlemen, 1797 01:35:21,049 --> 01:35:22,467 Miss Georgia Garrett. 1798 01:35:48,868 --> 01:35:53,081 ♪ You sigh, the song begins ♪ 1799 01:35:53,373 --> 01:35:57,794 ♪ You speak and I hear violins ♪ 1800 01:35:58,378 --> 01:36:01,673 ♪ It's magic ♪ 1801 01:36:02,340 --> 01:36:05,593 ♪ The stars desert the skies ♪ 1802 01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:10,139 ♪ And rush to nestle in your eyes ♪ 1803 01:36:10,473 --> 01:36:12,684 ♪ It's magic ♪ 1804 01:36:13,017 --> 01:36:16,938 ♪ Without a golden wand ♪ 1805 01:36:17,188 --> 01:36:20,858 ♪ Or mystic charms ♪ 1806 01:36:21,484 --> 01:36:25,071 ♪ Fantastic things begin ♪ 1807 01:36:25,488 --> 01:36:32,287 ♪ When I am in your arms ♪ 1808 01:36:34,747 --> 01:36:38,293 ♪ When we walk hand-in-hand ♪ 1809 01:36:38,710 --> 01:36:43,089 ♪ The world becomes a wonderland ♪ 1810 01:36:43,798 --> 01:36:47,051 ♪ It's magic ♪ 1811 01:36:48,177 --> 01:36:51,139 ♪ How else can I explain ♪ 1812 01:36:51,306 --> 01:36:56,602 ♪ Those rainbows when there is no rain? ♪ 1813 01:36:56,769 --> 01:36:58,896 ♪ It's magic ♪ 1814 01:36:59,314 --> 01:37:03,651 ♪ Why do I tell myself ♪ 1815 01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:11,075 ♪ These things that happen are all really true? ♪ 1816 01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:16,706 ♪ When in my heart I know ♪ 1817 01:37:16,873 --> 01:37:22,503 ♪ The magic is my love ♪ 1818 01:37:22,670 --> 01:37:29,677 ♪ For you ♪ 1819 01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:50,740 Oh, it's magic. 1820 01:37:53,534 --> 01:37:54,535 It sure is. 1821 01:37:54,994 --> 01:37:55,703 Oh. 1822 01:37:55,870 --> 01:37:57,580 A fine detective I turn out to be. 1823 01:37:57,997 --> 01:38:00,124 I didn't do so well as a married woman either. 1824 01:38:01,376 --> 01:38:02,543 You need practice. 142744