All language subtitles for Pyaar Ka Punchnama.2011.WEBRip.Netflix.en

Rajjo, are you pregnant?
Why are you not opening the door?

I'm yelling for half-an-hour
standing outside.

I managed to control my pee
for the last one hour.

I'd a tough time controlling
the pee because of potholes.

You don't understand that.

Tell me something.

When you stop breathing,
does urine also stop?

Now stop it.

Three teas.

Okay.

I was sitting here.

We are sitting and you are standing.

This is my place.

Is your father's name written on it?

Yes.

What's written here? Liquid.

This is my name written in capital letters
and I'm not your father.

But my illegitimate child will
not be illegitimate like you.

-Mind your language.
-You listen to me.

Calm down.

I will take your luggage there.
Come.

-Is this the way you talk to someone?
-Get away from here.

Liquid, don't be so hot
else you'll evaporate one day.

Tell me one thing, Liquid.
Is it necessary for you to wear formals?

As it is, you look like an idiot.

Wearing formals you look a jerk.

I look like an idiot,
but you're an idiot.

The company you work
for has no standard.

Employees wear just
underwear to the office.

Wonder what their intention is.

Our company is standard one,

and we are not going
to dance to the boss's tunes.

We get money for work and
not for saying 'yes sir.'

Why are you upset?

The manager. She's become a manager
just by decking herself.

What are you laughing at, you whore?

Working for the company for
40,000 as a prostitute.

The tea tastes terrible.

Liquid, don't say anything about the tea.

The food may be of substandard quality
but not the tea.

I make it myself.

The food is substandard and
the tea too is substandard.

You use sewage water to make the tea.

They urinate in it and drink the same.

You make the tea yourself.

I'm a dog. An American dog.

I bite and bark whenever they ask me to.

I go behind them wagging my tail
just for Rs. 34,000.

I've decided. I'll quit my job.
I will not go from tomorrow.

They can do nothing.
The company won't close.

I will not go from tomorrow.

Liquid, you only say,
but don't do anything.

You are very bold.

You said you're going to open a café.
Did you?

Let me save some money.

I am waiting for that,
but who are you waiting for?

You don't know.

They ruined his happiness
when he joined the company.

He's waiting to regain it.

All right. Laugh.
Look what I'm going to do tomorrow.

Tomorrow is Saturday.

Just wait and watch.
I will not go on Monday, too.

All right. Don't go.
But why are you spoiling the night?

Will you have a drink?

No. I will drink my own pee.
Will you also have?

I will slap you.

I'll cremate you in this gutter

and your corpse will
also not be recovered.

You have only one bone in your body.

-You listen--
-No, you keep quiet.

Even you apologize.

Okay. I am sorry.

You better.

Mr. Choube, the tea is good.

The tiredness just disappears.

The smell of the gutter and your tea.

Liquid, you are frustrated.
You need a girlfriend.

You remember Ruchi Srivastava?

She looks so beautiful these days.

She was very simple
and now you see her.

She has enticed a manager.

Stop.

You must see her someday.

Life is great
There's no tension

Life is great
There's no tension

A cooker of friends and
The smile is the whistle

Whenever it whistled
It was great

A cooker of friends and
The smile is the whistle

Whenever it whistled
It was great

Life is great
There's no tension

Life is great
There's no tension

If you have a problem
Then it is your issue

We don't have a handkerchief or a tissue

There's a fog of smoke
And booze overflowing

Life is great
There's no tension

We've been pouring it down
We've been knocking it back

We've been getting both down
Way on the track

Way on the bar
Raising our hair

Going all crazy
We're, we're we're

Saying life is on my mind
I'm a vagabond prince

The king, the king of my kind

I gotta, I gotta, I gotta say

Get down on your knees
And out of our way

We earn through code
We abuse the code

We even search for our boxers
On Google

Our scriptures are told by Floyd

Life is great
There's no tension

Life is great
There's no tension

Life is great
There's no tension

Life is great
There's no tension

Why think about anyone

Or take tensions?

We saw everyone

And measured everyone

We are the leaders of vagabonds

Life is great
There's no tension

Life is great
There's no tension

Yes.

Pee at home.

Guys are brave.

Brave as Lion.

-Do lions pee in the toilet?
-No.

Lions pee.

Brave Lions.

The lions pee in the open air
under the blue sky.

Anywhere they want.
Stop us if you can.

Come on.

Why do you update each
and everything on facebook?

Before you even finish peeing your status
is "I am peeing."

The picture quality is good.

Five mega pixel.

You take it in your mouth
and put the photo on the facebook.

Take it.

Rajjo, I must say.
You look gorgeous in this pose.

-Hey.
-Take this girl.

You. Get away.

Rajjo, get him a girl.
Else I'm not going to stay with him.

What do you mean? You think I have
a never ending supply of girls?

What?

Choudhary, I wish we did.

Hey, Rajjo!

I got my first real six string

Bought it at the five and dime

Played it till my fingers bled

It was the summer of '69

Me and some guys from school

Had a band and we tried real hard

Jimmy quit, and Jody got married

I should've known we never get far

Come on, Choudhary.

I waited till I saw the sun

I don't know why I didn't come

I left you by the house of fun

I don't know why I didn't come

Why don't you go and sing?

Go, Choudhary.

Let's do it.

Pour some sugar on me
In the name of love

Pour some sugar on me
Come on, fire me up

Pour your sugar on me
I can't get enough

He met Marmalade
Down in old Moulin Rouge

Strutting her stuff on the street

She said, "Hello, hey, Joe."

You wanna give it a go?

Damn you's a sexy bitch
You's a sexy bitch

Damn you's a sexy bitch
Damn, girl

Damn you's a sexy bitch
You's a sexy bitch

Damn you's a sexy bitch

I'm a get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump

My hump, my hump, my hump
my hump, my hump

My hump, my hump, my hump
My lovely lady lumps

Check it out

I'll take you to the candy shop

I'll let you lick the lollipop

Go ahead girl, don't you stop

Keep going till you hit the spot

You go, I'll join you in sometime.

Hope you weren't offended.

-My friend Liquid is a little insane.
-Liquid.

Nishant, we call him Liquid
since he spreads a lot.

But you don't take offense.

Not at all.

Great. Have fun.

Thought he will ask for your number.
He turned out to be naive.

I'll be right back.

Excuse me.

Yes?

I thought about it, and I realized that
I felt a little offended.

And since I felt offended

don't you think you should
do something to please me?

Like what?

Coffee tomorrow.
Just to apologize.

Liquid will not agree.
He doesn't apologize.

I'll still try to send him.

Okay.

CCD at 12.

How long will you look at yourself?

I got it. I will forward it. Sure.

Do one thing. Go nude.

Shut up, Liquid.

Why are you getting so worried?

Wear anything.

You look handsome in anything you wear.

You have soiled my shirts.
I suffered a loss of Rs. 14.

-Where are you going?
-Don't you see the ID around my neck?

But today is Sunday.

There is no Sunday for the dogs.
Dogs are dogs for all seven days.

The Manager can ask us to come any time.

-Hi.
-Hi.

I tried,
but Liquid didn't agree.

So, thought I'll apologize on his behalf.

Had he come it would've been better.

But if Liquid would've come,
he wouldn't like waiting.

And you?

I have no problem.

I wouldn't mind
if you're half-an-hour late.

In that case,
it is good that you came.

I'm usually late.

I like to wait.
In fact, it is my favorite past time.

Excuse me.

Actually I forgot my swipe card
at my desk.

Are you new here?

I joined just yesterday.

Thanks.

In case you need any help,
my name is Nishant Agarwal.

Employee code No. 1578.
You can dial from your desk phone.

-Sure.
-Thanks.

Cheap guy.

What did you say?

I am not a cheap guy.

Thought you needed my help
and that's why I told you my name.

I know that I may look cheap.

That is because I've never had
a girlfriend in my life.

I've never been friends with girls.

I have less experience with them.

In fact, very less. I agree that I hope
every girl I meet becomes my girlfriend.

But right now,
I was just trying to help you.

The truth is that...

I don't know how to entice a girl
nor do I have the courage to do it.

I'm not cheap but I look like it.

And generally, I don't help anybody.

I helped you because
there are less people

in the office since today's Sunday.
Otherwise, I'm not interested.

She calls me a cheap guy.

Chotu, one potato stuffed bread.

Give me two.

Two.

I am sorry.

I'm new and a little extra conscious.

I'm really sorry.

It is okay.

Shall we start once again?
Hi, I am Charu.

Nishant.

Don't you think this is undercooked?

He is an idiot.

Brother, Chotu,
please give us another one.

Choudhary.

Sweet dish.

What is the matter? My dear lion,
you are in this state already?

What's going on? Sweet dish?

What happened?

What will happen?
The boy fell in love.

What is the matter, Rajjo?
His skin is glowing.

How was your Sunday?

Great. Today you cannot even imagine
what happened with your brother.

Did you get fired from your job?

What happened?

Today, a girl came
and spoke to your brother.

We even had lunch together.

Did you check? Was she a girl?

What you mean? She was a girl.

But how did this miracle happen?

She is new in the office.

She mistook that I was trying
to entice her since I helped her.

I yelled at her.

I went out in the evening.
She met me there and apologized.

You know my nature. I forgave her.

Great, Liquid. You got it.

No. She's a decent girl.
It's just today we spoke...

One doesn't become friends
by having one meal together.

What are you saying?

He is already into family planning
on his very first date.

You're doing great.

You people.

Tell me quickly.

Choudhary, Neha hasn't called yet.

So, what can I do?

Shall I call her?

Go ahead. Don't be scared. Call her.

Tell me.

Hello Choudhary, there is a new gym
in which boys and girls go together.

Wanna join?

Liquid, I'm busy with some urgent work.
Call me later.

-Now, disconnect the phone.
-Okay, I love you, too. Bye.

If she calls me,
shall I ask her out on a date?

Will it sound too desperate?

You are desperate, Rajat.
And she knows it.

Do what you want.

It's not going to make a difference.

Choudhary, there is one more idea.
Let's learn Salsa.

Liquid, I am busy.

Come on. You are not that busy.

What's the matter with you?

I'm asking you not to call.
Don't you understand?

Varun, I am very sorry.
Actually I thought it was someone else.

Great. What time?

Cool. I'll be there for sure.

What is this?
What are you doing here?

Varun, please, don't start now.

Varun, please.

Hi, congratulations.

If I eat more,
then I will become fat.

What are you saying?
You look great.

Well, talk to Varun about it.

-Vikrant?
-Yeah.

-Hi, Rhea.
-Hi.

Thanks for recommending me.

Thanks for what?

I recommended you through a friend,
so I'll get a bonus from him.

I'll get my new Blackberry.

What will you have?

What do I say now?

Let's have the tried and tested
forced boring formal conversation.

So, Rhea?
Which college are you from?

Delhi college of engineering.

Delhi college of engineering.

One of my friends was also
in the same college.

-Which batch?
-2007.

Perhaps he was in 2006.
You know him.

Which branch?

You have not seen the CV?

If that is the logic,
then how can we talk?

-True.
-You look beautiful.

Especially with your sweet smile.

Eat less chocolates
and don't put on weight.

Eat small meals at regular intervals.

-Drink lots of water.
-Okay.

Your skin will improve.

Drink bottle gourd juice
early in the morning.

Oh no, bottle gourd? Never.

You have to lose weight.

It's not about eating.
It is about eating right.

The flat is so nice, I really loved it.

Then finalize it.

The deposit is
fifty thousand above my budget.

I see. Then you do one thing.

I have fifty. You take it
and you return it to me later.

No, Nishant. How can I?

What is the problem?
I have it now.

Nishant, I am already troubling you a lot.

Yes, how is it?

It is good.

Okay then. Done?

I have one more client,
so you have to pay the deposit early.

No, no. You will get the deposit
and brokerage by tomorrow.

Then, it's okay. Yes, brother...

Will I get it by tomorrow?

Yes, no problem. You will get it.

-Sure?
-Yes.

-Shall we leave?
-Thanks.

How is it going?

Not bad.

This is called officially approved GA.

GA?

Groping allowance.

You men are very wicked.

Don't blame us.
Everyone knows how it is.

Blame the bitch who got promoted.

Point.

Are you done for the day
or you have work?

Done with work
Heading home now.

Where do you stay?

South-ex.

How will you go?

Auto.

Come, I'll drop you.

Is it on your way?

There is not much difference
from here, too.

No, it is okay. I'll manage.

What happened?

Why should I waste my petrol then?

Give me two popsicles.

Not there, look there.

Your taste is not good.

My taste is very good.

There's a strange thirst

This is a new feeling

Somebody is coming closer

Somebody is coming closer

There's a strange thirst

Every morning is velvety

Every night is exotic

Every morning is velvety

Every night is exotic

Every day is like a rose
And every night is in slumber

There's something special about her

She is like a dream come true

Somebody is coming closer

There's a strange thirst

I smile when I am with her

I am happy when I am with her

I am lost in her colors

I smile when I am with her

I am happy when I am with her

I am lost in her colors

This is a beautiful ambience

This is the house of happiness

She's my devotion
She's my desire

Somebody is coming closer

There's a strange thirst

This is a new feeling

-Hi.
-Hi.

Carry on.

If I didn't want to do your work

I wouldn't have stayed
back in the office till ten.

I did it.

I am not proving it to you,

I am telling you that
I was very busy so I came late.

Would I like it if that idiotic manager
tells you anything?

Okay. I am sorry. I am sorry.

Sure. Okay, bye.

Okay, take care.

In which language were you speaking?

I never heard this from you earlier.

See, Charu had told me to do
some urgent work in the office.

I did it a little late.
So, that poor girl...

You did her work
and now listen to her abuses, too.

What's wrong with this house?

Did you talk to Rajat?

See, it is your idea
and you will talk to Rajjo,

and I don't have any such problems.

Yes, the bugs will bite
and she will clean the bed.

Even, I don't have any problem.
Being around them makes it difficult.

She's with us at home
and even when we go out.

She makes some plans
and we have to do it.

This is not done.

I am sorry, Vikrant.
I am sorry, Nishant,

because of me
you people are being troubled.

Neha, this is not what I meant to say.

I know that because of me,
you don't have enough of space.

You are uncomfortable because of me.

I came here because you guys are
important part of my life now,

and I don't want
that you become only Rajat's friend.

I am trying to make you guys
a part of my life and be a part of yours.

I thought, I am not only
Rajat's girlfriend, I am your friend, too.

Neha, you are. What happened?

Daily he says, let's meet out
because you don't get space at home.

You silly girl!

You are so wicked!
I am talking to you.

Your wet underwear is lying
in the bathroom for three days.

You've made egg shells as ashtray
in the kitchen.

Choudhary has puked thrice
because of your smelling socks.

You tell Neha that she's troubling us?

She's such a sweet kid.
You are the problem.

Neha, you don't listen to him.
Choudhary will teach him a lesson.

Choudhary, give him a tight slap.

Since Vikrant returned home,
he's told me five times,

let's go out and
I'll drop you home from there.

If you have so much problem
because of me, tell me.

I'll not come here.

He's mad?

Rajat, are you out of your mind?

Will you have ice-cream?

Will you have?

You go and bring the ice-cream.

-Don't stand there. Go!
-Let's all go together.

Okay.

Are they buying ice-cream
or freezing it?

What was the need
to tell all these things?

See, you people don't say anything,
but then there is a problem.

I don't go to her place

because I don't want her roommates
to feel uncomfortable.

Look, ask Neha to take a small apartment
and shift somewhere nearby.

When they will stay together
then you will not have a problem,

and even you can spend time together.

This is actually not a bad idea.

Bye.

You know what?

We need space for ourselves
to spend some time together.

Actually yes. Let's rent a house.

Near this complex.

This will be so exciting.

If you come to this area

then you wont miss the fun
which all four us have.

I won't miss you
and we'll always be together.

Then I will
drop you to the office every day.

But there's one problem.
If my mom and dad learn

that I am living with you
then they will kill me.

What to do then?
Do you want to drop this plan?

No, I will handle it.

This is right.

Yes.

Choudhary and I was discussing
this yesterday.

I hope you've thought about it enough?

Isn't it a bit risky?

I also felt the same,
whether this is right or wrong.

But don't know why,
I feel everything will be alright.

I think it is a little early.

By the way, we are together
for more than six months now.

You know this is my first relationship.

I feel, I should have
someone with me now.

When I am with her,
I feel it is so easy to be happy.

After a tiring day in the office,
when she hugs me in the evening

I become very happy.

The days would pass,

but there was nothing
to look forward to apart from work.

Now, there's excitement in life.

You know?
She makes me feel alive.

Yes, now there is no excitement
in our love.

You won't feel alive with us.

What are you saying?

He is abusing you and saying
that you have snatched me from him.

Why didn't you slap him?

No, I was also doing the same.

What did you say?

I was saying, I've become
very careless because of you.

I'll lose my job because of love.

Am I creating so many problems?

-Really?
-Yes.

What are you thinking?

Charu, you know life is very difficult.

You know,
everyone fights for their lives.

You have seen,
we had to fight to find a house.

I know. So, what now?

We have to stop fighting with life now.
We have to make life easy.

Do you get my point?

Did your PM tell you anything?

How will she dare
to say anything to me?

You just concentrate on what I say.

Look, what I am saying is,

our office is like hell,

but we can make our life easier
outside this office, isn't it?

Okay, look,

I am telling you,
there should be somebody

when you return home tired
after a busy day at the office,

someone who hugs you lovingly,

you will feel
that everything is beautiful.

No matter how bad your day was
and life is,

it should feel
as though everything is alright.

It shouldn't be such that
you spend the whole day

and there's no fun in your life.

I mean, you know,
there should be some excitement in life.

I mean,
someone who makes you feel alive.

I am so lively.

Charu, are you understanding
what I am trying to say?

Okay. Okay.

Charu, I love you.

Charu, I am sorry.

You know Vicky,
Varun does not respect my feelings.

According to him,
I don't know how to talk to people.

He says I am over-friendly with people.

Am I?

You tell me.
Am I over-friendly with you?

No. You are not.

"Hi, Nishant, I am sorry,
I couldn't respond.

I am already in a relationship.
I respect your feelings,

but really can't do anything about it.
I am sure you'll understand.

I'm sorry I have to do this to you."

I just want to be myself.

I want to live
and laugh the way I like.

I can talk to anyone
as much as I want.

I just want my space.

I love him, Vikrant.

I am missing him very, very badly.
I know that.

But I know that if I live with him,
neither he'll be happy nor I.

So, I have to do this.

For his happiness and for mine.

I just want to be happy.

Am I wishing something wrong?

No, not at all.

Charu, what's wrong with you.

If you are not able to do it,
then just let me know.

I'll give it to someone else.

Sir, I am trying. I'll do it ASAP.

Alone?

I have done your work
and have mailed it to you.

You check it.

Nishant, I don't want your sympathy.

It is not sympathy, Charu.

Have you come here to say
that you've done a favor for me?

I won't talk to you,
but you will do my work?

Nishant I took you as a friend
so I was relying on you,

but you don't want my friendship.

Charu--

Because I have a boyfriend
so, you will not talk to me.

Charu, one second. Please.

See, I am sorry.
I am really sorry.

I made a mistake by proposing to you.

I really didn't know how to face you.
I am sorry.

I am your friend.

Sure?

How I should assure you, tell me?

You assure me later.

I'll first send the mail
that you've sent me.

Bye.

You know, Vicky.

You understand me.

Wow! Choudhary,
today you are playing very nicely.

What is the matter?

You may play with heart or by fingers.

What is important? Playing it.

Wow! Rajjo!

Choudhary, are you blushing?

Thanks for bringing me here.

You know what?

I miss Abhi.

You've made this drink very strong.

Choudhary, play.

Come.

Rhea, move aside.
Move aside. Right away.

No.

After long time,
this was so much fun.

Listen, tomorrow I am going
to Choudhary and Liquid's house

to see the match.

Tomorrow we were supposed to go
and purchase the household items.

We will go after the match.

Babu.

I'm sleepy.

Good morning.

Today you woke up so early.

I don't sleep more,
and I like to stay in my senses.

Why do you drink so much?

How much?

I would've just had two pegs yesterday.

I'm not talking about yesterday,
I'm talking about this.

Is this the way you drink?

How does such an educated sensible
man not know his limit?

I am so disappointed.
Actually, I am disgusted, Rajat.

Neha, this is very old.

It was taken
when we had not even met.

What difference does that make?
It is yours, isn't it?

That's not the point anyway, Rajat.

What is the point, Neha?

The point is you are like this.

Neha, how am I?

If you don't understand your mistake

then I don't want to make you understand.

Neha.

What is this nonsense?

I'd told you that day itself

now click one more picture and paste it.

What nonsense are you talking?

She is talking like a fool
and you are also saying the same thing.

But why discuss about this
all of a sudden?

I don't know.

Rajjo, you look gorgeous even today.

Whenever I see it, I get ill-intentions.

-Shut up, Liquid.
-You shut up.

What is this matter now?

Yesterday your madam suffered from
motions after eating in an inn

did we tell that she doesn't know to eat?

She herself said the food was bad.

The food was bad,
can't the drink be bad?

Does she mean to say,
if anyone suffers from diarrhea

they shouldn't eat food at all.

And since when is
it making a difference to you?

You've always puked in the inns.

This was placed here

as you were finding it difficult
on an Indian style toilet.

See it is not bad to vomit after drinking.

It is wrong to make an issue.
Right, Liquid?

Right.

And your madam is already insane.

She makes an issue of everything.

Issue? She's making me do thesis?

She lectured me so much and
spoilt my mood early in the morning.

Yes, Rajjo.

Life becomes easy.
She makes you feel alive?

I am sorry. I think I rushed into
the decision of living together.

It is my fault.
I'll sort it out myself.

India will lose today.

Babu is sweeping?

This is wrong.

This idiot commits a mistake
and makes his beloved sweep?

He'll be beaten today.

...that was beautiful
again Sachin Tendulkar...

Neha, what happened?

Neha, say something.

Sachin would've made
a century by now.

Babu, I love you.

I am sorry.

I love you.

Neha, what happened, tell me?

You know what, Rajat?
It is not going to work out.

I am sure, it is my mistake.

Taking me for granted
and I let you do it.

Your priorities, your hobbies,
your friends, your town.

You are important for yourself.

No, Babu.

Rajat, a relationship doesn't work
like this.

How can you be so selfish?

You think only about yourself.

For the last two weeks I am telling you
to bring the curtains for the house,

crockery, and other items.

But you don't care.

You just want to have fun.

Is household work
only my responsibility?

We are not yet married
and you do this.

You don't care, Rajat.

Neha, you are telling
as if I don't do anything.

I had come with you
to shop for household items.

Since last three weeks
every Saturday and Sunday

we are doing the same thing.

Curtains, cushions, cups, plates.

Now, you tell me, what you told me
to do and what I have not done?

This is the point, Rajat.
I always have to tell you to do it.

Why can't you do anything by yourself?

I don't enjoy all this work,
but I still do it as it is important.

I also can go out with my friends.
We can arrange the house later.

Neha, it is not like that.

When I do anything on my own
you say why did you do it like this?

I don't go out daily.
I went after many days today.

Okay Rajat,
you cannot understand your mistake,

so, I don't want to argue with you.

You are correct and I am wrong.

I took such a big step for your happiness.

I moved in.

I lied to my parents, but who cares.

It is my fault.

No Babu, I care.

No, Rajat, you don't.

You only want to be with your friends
and watch cricket.

Then why don't you live with Sachin?

I am nothing to you.

When everything is finished,
you remember me at night.

Is this how important I am to you?

Hi. How are you?

You remembered me after a long time?

I was just sitting around.

Yes. When do we go?
Sure. Let's go.

Forget Rhea. She overacts.

You tell me, when do we go?

Seriously? Okay, done. See you.

Bye, Charu. Bye.

What were we discussing?

Forget it, Babu. Leave it.

You know I love you.

No, Rajat. I don't.

You know, this is your problem.

You don't want to discuss the problems.

You want to run away from the problem.

Do you even remember
when did you last speak to me?

You have no interest in talking to me.

You have time for Nishant and Vicky.

For me?

I ask you daily
how was your day, don't I?

Have you ever asked me?

You never talk, Rajat.

I am sorry, Babu.

We'll surely take time out
for each other and talk.

See, this is the difference.

You'll have to take time out for me.

I think about taking
time out for other things

because I give all my time to you.

Sorry. This will not happen again.

I hope you are not saying this
just for the sake of saying.

Rajat, if this happens again...

No, it will not happen.

I am very serious, Rajat.
If this happens again, you know...

I know, Babu. I love you.

Catch it!

Didn't I tell you, I hate it?
Don't wear this.

No Babu, you said.
You don't like it too much.

Don't Babu...

You know, Rajat. You have this habit
of putting words in my mouth.

Then you try to manipulate me.

Neha, what are you saying?

You know I hate this shirt, Rajat.

When I said I don't like it.
I very clearly meant that I hate it.

Still you want to wear it.

Okay. Wear it.

What difference will my choice
make to you? Right?

Now that I am living with you
don't have to entice me anymore.

Do what you like.

Is this okay, Babu?

Don't fall in love

I am in pain
After falling in love

How it is?

Salt is less, isn't it?

Babu?

Babu, where did you learn
to make such good coffee?

I mean, you should go and tell
these stupid coffee chains

that this how coffee is made.

Sonam looks hot, isn't it?

Babu? Babu, listen.

Babu I was not looking at her boobs.
I didn't see that girl.

Sister Shuba, Aarti's cousin,
who stays in South-ex,

-her neighbor's sister-in-law--
-Who?

Sister Shubha, Aarti's cousin,

is having the affair till
today with her college boyfriend.

-Can you believe it?
-Is he gay?

God, not him.

I swear, her blouse has
cleavage all the way till her waist.

Is she nice?

Her husband doesn't
even look at her.

Don't fall in love

I am in pain
After falling in love

Babu?

Can't even sleep peacefully.
Go and die somewhere!

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, Dear Rhea

Happy birthday to you

Thank you, Vikrant.

You are thanking me in such a way
as though you have grown old.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

You don't have to work hard today.
Happy birthday.

Actually, since last five years
only Varun used to call me first.

You know, my first birthday,
after we started dating,

he came to my office at midnight.

With some 20 bouquets.

And then it started to rain.

When we reached home,
we were completely drenched.

And then we kissed.

I'm so sorry. I don't know
why I'm telling you all this.

I can understand.

Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye. Good night.

-I am troubling you, isn't it?
-No way.

-Not at all.
-Hi.

-Hi. How is it and where is it?
-Hi, Nishant.

What happened to you?

First you get me coffee
then I'll tell you.

Get it for me, please.

-See this. It is done.
-Nice.

Coffee.

Thanks.

Charu, this attitude doesn't suit you.

Do you have any idea how to
talk and how much to talk?

What?

People try to take advantage of you
as you are alone.

You don't understand this.

Why do you allow anyone
to keep their hands on your shoulder?

Even you place your hand
on my shoulder sometimes, isn't it?

So, you are comparing me
to those people?

Yes, what's the difference
between you and them?

-The difference is that I...
-What?

I am just telling you

to maintain distance
from people like this in the future.

Nishant, I need not learn from
you how to behave with anyone.

Yes, I saw that.

Even Abhi doesn't talk to me like this.

Charu, I am not Abhi.

Who are you?

Not going home today?

I will do whatever I like.

You don't need to tell me
what to do and what not to do.

Nishant, do you know,
I over expect from you?

It is true
that you don't understand me.

What happened?

Nothing.

-I am sorry. I think, I--
-No. I am sorry.

What happened to you?

Abhi fought with me in the morning today.

He wants me to shift
back to Hyderabad.

As if I can't make my decisions.

I was trying to relax
since morning and then you started.

See, I am sorry, it is not like
I don't understand anything.

I understand
and that is why I don't feel bad.

Nishant, you are the only friend I have.

What will I do
if you don't understand me?

I am sorry.

Shall I hold my ears? Sorry.

Rhea.

Come, darling

I'll take you to the place

Where you'll enjoy it

Oh, no. We are late.
I'll get ready in a jiffy.

Don't worry.
Dessert after dinner.

What's this?

Rhea, forget it.

If he's acting immature,
why are you doing the same thing?

No Vikrant, I have to do this.

I don't understand
what difference will it make?

You are coming with me
or shall I go alone?

You stay here.
I want to do this alone.

Greetings, madam.

-Where do you want to go?
-Nowhere.

Then why are you sitting here?

I am waiting for someone.

The madam who just went,
is she your girlfriend?

Yes.

Madam comes here very often,

but I am seeing you here
for the first time.

Today she came after long time
to meet him who lives in flat no. 712.

It will take some time.
You go now.

Goodnight ma'am.

-What happened?
-Nothing.

Yes, Choudhary, tell me.

Any idea, where Liquid is?

No. Did you try calling him?

Yes, his phone is switched off.

Okay, I'll try.

Where had you been?

Office.

At this time, in the office?
What you were doing?

Nothing.
But Charu was late in the office.

Then, were you busy with Charu?

A lonely girl,
2 o'clock in the night.

Why are you ruining your life?

Forget it, at least he dropped her.

Beautiful night and romantic drive?

Go to sector 50.

What did he say?

Abhi is going to call now.
Please keep quiet.

If he knows that I am with you
at 2 o'clock in the night,

he'll feel odd.

The boy agreed
He became a dog

The boy agreed
He became a dog

Hello, hi.

Seriously. Very.

The boy agreed
He became a dog

The boy agreed
He became a dog

The eyes became small and the tail
Was decorated with golden paper

The eyes became small

What situation I've fallen into?

I became old in youthful days

The boy agreed
He became a dog

What are you thinking?

Romantic drive.

Rajjo is becoming fat.
Neha is feeding you good food.

Liquid has become thin.
Charu is making him dance.

Idiot.

Choudhary,
today was Rhea's birthday, isn't it?

Yes.

You are here?

You want some tea?

Idiot, for the last three years

you have not offered
even a glass of water,

and today when the girl has kicked
you, you want to make tea?

Make it.

Rajat, you are here at this hour?

Why? Is it only your right
to get kicked by girls?

This time will be hard for you.

It is so late
and you haven't returned yet.

It is good.
Boy is becoming a man.

You don't curse my Rajjo
to become a man.

He has become so weak these days.

-Choudhary.
-Yes.

You know during the old times
when the kings would go hunting

they used to leave some transgender people
to guard their wives.

They used to entertain the queen
as well as guard them from danger.

Move your hand.

Why do girls treat sex as a favor?

What?

What are you saying?

No seriously. They do as
if they are doing a favor.

If they are in mood,
then it is okay, it is right.

Think, what if you are not in the mood?

What do you mean by that?
What are you talking about?

Does it happen?

Seriously, one day if the guy says,
I don't feel like,

you don't meet her for weeks

and then who'll bear her emotional nature?

You don't find me attractive anymore.
Just because it is small.

We don't say anything.
They say it when they are not in the mood.

You don't find me attractive anymore.
Because I don't have six packs.

Yes, because we know it is true.

Actually, the thing is,

if treated like this,
they can get whenever they want.

If a girl has to do something like this,

she can get a guy in a jiffy.

The only thing is
she should be in the mood.

We don't have this luxury.
We have to work hard for it.

Actually, there is no unity
among the boys.

It never happened
that if you dump a girl

and other one is standing in queue,

and she will ask you
to take her to your bedroom.

If a girl dumps a boy,

10 guys will be standing in the queue
wagging their tails like a dog.

We guys are such. There's no unity.

We should make a union of guys.

In that if any girl dumps a boy
then for the next two years

no guy should even talk to that girl.
Then you see.

Correct.

We'll make you
the president of the union.

By the way,
you are more experienced

in not touching anyone till now.

Let's go out somewhere.

Where?

Goa or Shimla.
What difference will it make?

Only we three. No one else.

Okay, let's go.

You should've waited
for some more time.

Bye.

This is too much.

It is nine.

"If Rahul knows that I am still out,
he will be angry."

For God sake. Is she his girlfriend
or maid servant?

What is the use of such relationship
in which there is no personal space?

I know.

You know, this is a good thing
about our relationship.

And it's all because of you.

You know, I love you, Babu.
Because you let me be.

Of course,
personal space is very important.

Correct.

You are lucky to have me.

Neha, I am going for
a vacation this weekend.

Liquid, me and Choudhary.

Actually, we don't get time.

So, we thought of going on a trip.

Shall I go?

Sure.

Will you stay alone for three days?

Of course.

-Rajat...
-What?

Baby, even I want to join you.

I'll not disturb you at all. I promise.

You stay separately.
I'll stay separately.

Tell me.

Okay. Let's go.

Yes, Choudhary.

-We are on conference.
-Okay.

Have you decided the place?

Yes, Goa.

Good choice.
In fact, this is a great choice.

It is said that whenever you go to Goa,
go there like bachelors.

We'll celebrate bachelors party.

Has Rajjo got the application signed
from his madam?

-Did he?
-Yes, everything is done.

-You tell me, are you happy?
-Very much.

It will be great fun.
Only you, me, and Rajjo.

Yes, absolutely.

Listen, Rhea and Neha are also coming.

What?

Yes, Rajat turned this bachelor's party
into honeymoon.

How?

He told Neha then
she was also interested to come,

and Rajjo couldn't refuse her.

Oh.

Listen, then Neha told Rhea
and asked her to join.

They will make their vacation
and we will make our own.

So I have booked five tickets.

This is not done.

It is good that
I don't have any girlfriend.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Choudhary, hold on for a second.

Rhea had called and you
didn't tell me about the trip?

Don't you want to go?

It is not like that.

I am joking. I am in.

Just tell me who do I give
the ticket money to.

-Okay.
-Bye.

-Choudhary.
-I'll book six.

Rajjo, I hope you get ruined.

Trust me. These girls
are not going to disturb us.

Babu, will we stay here?

Idiot, Rajjo, enjoy.

With this money
we could've visited Phuket.

Massage included.

Pal, there is no tension here,

and you can do anything you want.

There's no disturbance.

Yes, Babu.

No, we are drinking beer.

No, Babu, I will not drink more.

I know. I will not drink.

Bye.

-Hello.
-Hi.

-Nice hat.
-Thanks.

So, what are you doing?

Hi, boys.

What's up?

This is good place
and there is no tension at all.

-Look there.
-I know.

See, Choudhary, I love Goa.

You know there must be some rules
in our country,

and that is
anyone wearing tiny clothes,

he should be punished
for one or two years. What say?

Oh, God.

This is a good place.
There's no tension here.

Cheers.

Oh, God, they are here.

This is also good place.
There's no--

Shut up!
Don't say anything now.

Oh, God.

Those are our girls, isn't it?

Oh, handsome boy

Come closer to me

Oh, handsome boy

Come closer to me

Have a drink with me
And let's do party

Come closer to me
Embrace me and kiss me

Feel my breath
Deal with this heart

Do it

Come closer to me
Embrace me and kiss me

Feel my breath
Deal with this heart

Enjoy life
You'll love this deal

Oh, handsome boy
Come closer to me, agree to it

Let's do party

Oh, handsome boy
Come closer to me, agree to it

Let's do party

Oh, handsome boy
Come closer to me, agree to it

Let's do party

I am a beautiful girl
Fall in love with me

I am a beautiful girl
Embrace me

I am a beautiful girl
Fall in love with me

I am a beautiful girl
Embrace me

Give me your heart
And make me your life partner

Write a lovely chit
Everything else is futile

Give me your heart
And make me your life partner

Write a lovely chit
Everything else is futile

Forget all your
Worries and let's dance

I am your sweetheart
Come and dance with me

Oh, handsome boy
Come closer to me, agree to it

Let's do party

Oh, handsome boy
Come closer to me, agree to it

Let's do party

Oh, handsome boy
Come closer to me, agree to it

Let's do party

Oh, handsome boy
Let's do party

Come on, feel the beat and move
Your feet, can you feel the heat?

When you are dancing next to me

I want to feel you are moving with me

Come on, feel the beat
And move your feet

Can you feel the heat?

Give, give me more
And love the way we do it

I am a beautiful girl
Fall in love with me

I am a beautiful girl
Embrace me

I am a beautiful girl
Fall in love with me

I am a beautiful girl
Embrace me

It is a starry night
The luck is bright

Kiss me, why are you delaying?

It is a starry night
The luck is bright

Kiss me, why are you delaying?

Do something and have fun in life
Catch this opportunity

Come close with an overdose
Come and dance with girls

Oh, handsome boy
Come closer to me, agree to it

Let's do party

Oh, handsome boy
Come closer to me, agree to it

Let's do party

Oh, handsome boy
Come closer to me, agree to it

Let's do party

Oh, handsome boy
Come closer to me, agree to it

Let's do party

Oh, handsome boy
Come closer to me, agree to it

Let's do party

How many dresses
are you changing in a day?

Why? You don't like what you see?

Whatever I see, looks lovely.

So, you want to see mom?

I don't want
to get beaten by Choudhary.

I will convince, Vicky,
but you think about Neha.

He is all yours, really.

Shall we go for a walk after dinner?

Yes.

No, I am not in the mood for a walk.

What happened?

Headache. That's all.

Charu?

No, you go ahead.

So, looks like I am gonna have
all three boys to myself tonight.

Nice.

Are you sure you don't want to come?

-Listen.
-Let's go.

Come, o beloved

Come, I am very youthful

Neha, you're mistaken.
Our relationship is very pious.

Can I have a word with Rajat, please?

Yes, sure.

Are you okay?

No, I am not.

What happened?

Why are you pretending
as though nothing happened?

I mean, I had a headache and
it was necessary for you to go for a walk?

Neha, I thought
that you are giving an excuse.

Suppose I have made an excuse,

you didn't even bother
to know about it.

Babu, I didn't know
that you'd be so hurt.

This place is good.
There's no tension here.

Stop it, Rajat. Can't I see?

I know you're loving all this.

Flirting with Rhea.

I know that's the reason
you went for a walk.

And you are okay with me not coming.

What is going on, lovebirds?

-Neha, what are you saying?
-Am I mad to come here with you?

Babu, there's nothing like that.

Now that your quality time is crude,
wanna go for a walk, darling?

No, I will not go anywhere
leaving Liquid.

I was talking about Liquid,
and not about you.

Let her go.

You go and continue with your romance.

By the way, Charu is also alone.
She's suffering from cold.

I think she needs you.

-So?
-So?

-Shall we?
-Let's go.

Charu, what is the matter?

Abhi had called.
He didn't like me coming to Goa.

-Did he say something?
-The same, usual.

He said, you didn't
ask me before leaving.

You don't bother
about me and all that.

Okay, listen. Move a bit.

Listen to me.

Why are you wasting your holiday
thinking about him?

I am sure, you'll sort it out.
Everything will be fine.

Okay, smile now. Smile. Smile.

Please. Stop now.

Wait.

Yes, Varun, tell me.

Why should I inform you, Varun?

Why are you bothered who I am with?

I've come here alone. Okay?

You don't have to, Varun,
why don't you understand?

Please.

Please stop running
From this commotion

I don't know what you mean to me

Things you do to me
I don't understand

Just let me be me

Please stop running
From this commotion

I don't know what you mean to me

Take the sweater as it gets cold
in the evening.

Thanks.

I don't understand
what Rajat wants from me.

What happened, Neha?

I don't know. You ask him.

Since we've come back from the resort,
he hasn't spoken to me.

I hope you are not getting late
for office?

No, it's all right.

Fine. I fought with him,

but should I hold his leg
and apologize to him?

What's the problem?

Am I demanding? Whatever he wants,
I am doing it.

If he does not like me,
then let him tell me.

God, I left my house
and without telling anything

to Mom and Dad I am staying with him.
Does he even care?

You don't worry I will talk to him.

What is going on with Neha?

Why? What happened?

She had come in the morning.

What did she say?

That you are not talking to her.
What is your problem?

Problem? Problem is that
she is a girl and nothing else.

Problem is, I wish there shouldn't
be any problem in my life.

But if there's no problem in my life

this becomes the biggest problem to her.

Why is she worried?
She has to celebrate.

Because, this is exactly
what she wants.

Seriously, these days,
when she opens her mouth to talk

feel like stuffing something
into her mouth.

Trust me, I had it all in six months.
I've seen everything.

What love? What relationship?
And what happiness?

Relationship means,
enter into it with your own happiness.

After that all you have
to worry about is her happiness,

her birthday, her dog's birthday.

Her New Year,
even you have a New Year.

No one can make these girls happy.

A happy woman is a myth.

For instance, Batman's girlfriend.

Until he didn't become Batman

she kept saying,
"You don't do anything.

You are useless. You are impotent.
How can I stay with a man like you?"

Poor guy became Batman.
that day she said,

"You became batman?
I wanted to be with a normal man.

How can I stay with you?"

The entire fault is of these stories.

Bloody Bollywood romantic spice.

A girl and a guy fall in love.
They both stay together.

The movie ends.
No one tells the story after that.

I'll tell you the story after that.

If the guy doesn't hug the girl
two days there's a problem.

If he hugs her she says,
you are cheap. This is too much.

They don't get tired from shopping.

First cushions and now curtains.

Cushions didn't match the curtains,
so she bought more cushions.

I have so many mugs that if I sell them

I can live my life for a month.

She goes to buy something
and buys something else.

She will irritate me for two weeks
saying she wants to buy a table

she spend 5 hours in the
mall and bought dirty slippers.

Again start irritating
that she needs to buy a table.

I am working in the office
and she calls.

As soon as I answer the phone,
I tell her I cannot talk to her.

Is it so difficult to understand?

What will happen
if you talk to me for two minutes?

If I talk to you for two minutes,
what will you gain?

I won't be able to talk to you properly.

Then if I disconnect the phone
without saying 'I love you,'

she starts her melodrama.

This mobile phone has irritated me a lot.

It has made my life miserable.

It is like a noose to me.

Did you see their ads?

One paisa per second.
So, keep calling.

If the price is less,
how much can a person talk?

Answer them for this.

You can't talk to me.
You've lost interest in me.

If you didn't want to talk,
why did I call you?

Oh, God, how would I know
why you called me?

Go and question Bharti Mittal.

I am telling you, it is not a dog,
but a bitch in the ad.

Seriously, I can bet on it.

Wherever you go, we follow.

What do you think?

Columbus didn't know
he was coming to India

and he came here accidentally?

No. He knew about it.

That poor man wanted
to go somewhere far.

He had to tell his wife
that he's going to India.

Or she would've questioned him.

Where are you going?
Why are you going?

Really? Don't you know
where you are going?

Why don't you tell me clearly,
you are going away from me?

Till today the people of the world
make fun of that poor guy.

I am working in the office,
I get a SMS which says "I love you."

So, I reply to her
"I love you, too."

Then I keep getting
SMS one after other.

What work does
she do in the office?

If I don't reply for two SMSs.
I get a call immediately.

If you don't answer the phone,
you get a message in 10 minutes,

"I don't think it is working anymore."

In 10 minutes it goes
from "Babu, I love you"

to "It's not working anymore."

This is when
they are not even down.

Now I know why men
die of heart attack

and why gay men are so successful.

Because they don't have woman
to screw their happiness.

People say, "Behind every successful man
there's a woman."

True, but no one says that,
"Behind every unsuccessful man

also there is a woman."

Anybody can say that unsuccessful people

are more in quantity
than successful people in this world.

I am working in the office.

I tell her, I'll be late.

She won't have her food.
She'll go to sleep hungry.

If I tell her to eat, it is a problem.
Shall I quit my job?

Go home. Appease them.
Make them have their food.

Doing all this, one doesn't feel hungry.

Even after doing all this,
if the person is sitting

in a corner peacefully,

then she comes asking,
"What are you thinking?

What are you thinking?
What are you thinking?"

Oh, God, I am not thinking anything.

I am thinking how do
I shut your mouth?

What are you thinking?
Tell her to place a camera in my head.

After all this we never talk.
We need to talk.

I don't think it's working anymore.

I am telling you. You cannot
discuss anything with a woman.

Because, they call it a discussion

but any discussion with a woman
is an argument.

Boss, you can't win with
them in an argument

because we men have a basic need.

To make sense in an argument.

It makes no difference to the girls.

Why should she lose
the argument for useless things?

They won't argue for today's matter.

They'll fight about this
matter after two months.

One doesn't even remember
what had happened two months back.

Girls remember it. This is not
a small weapon, but a big one.

We'll use this point in a bigger argument.

Try to prove that you are right,

you would feel that you would
surely prove with this point.

Then you'll hear her say,
"Don't point your finger at me."

You wouldn't have noticed

that your innocent finger
is pointing towards them.

Suddenly the whole argument
will flush down the gutter

and the topic will be,
"How dare you point a finger at me?"

Who made this rule?
Who made it?

If they throw a shoe at you
in that argument, that's nothing.

But if you just point your finger at them,
the matter ends.

She's right and you are wrong.

Why do they play serpent beats
before the wedding?

Because even the drummer
is giving you an indication

as to who's coming into your life.

This is their signature tune.

You tell me, why did she come here?

If I do the same?

If I call her friend
and share my problems with her?

She would say,
"You called my friend?

You want to gain their sympathy?

Why don't you go and sleep with her?"

It is ridiculous, pal.

The finger thing
it had happened with me, too.

What was the need to go to Choudhary?

Tell me.

Neha, why are you weeping?

What is the problem?

Nothing.

Then why are you weeping?

Why are you behaving like this with me?

I am sorry,
I said something to you.

But why are you behaving like this?

Babu, I was fighting.

Is this a fight?

Whatever you want to say,
you tell me.

What is this method?

Babu, forget it.

You know this is one thing I can't take.

But I am talking with you.

Stop crying, please.

I hadn't told you.
I got down after reaching there.

In such feeling,
I just wanted to be with you.

Babu, you should've told to me.

When could I tell you?

Everyone were sitting there.

You didn't have two minutes
to spend with me.

Sorry, Babu. I am so sorry.
Now it will never happen.

Rajat, I know your friends
are very important for you.

But am I nothing to you?

Babu, there is nothing like that.

I'm sorry.

Even I didn't know.
Now it will never happen. I promise.

You'll make me cry again?

No, Babu. Never

Promise?

You?

You didn't go for lunch.

What is this, Nishant?

Charu, Choudhary--

Abhi was angry with me
before me going to Goa,

and now Vikrant has organized
this exhibition.

Do you realize,
if anyone saw this picture,

I will become the gossip topic
in the office?

No, don't worry.
I will talk to Choudhary.

Whom all did you tell about this?

About what?

About the kiss.

No one, Charu.
Why will I tell anyone?

It is like an achievement for you, right?

Achievement?

Yes, your promise to take me to Goa
is now fulfilled.

-When did I tell you--
-Listen, Nishant.

Don't think there's something between us
because of the kiss.

I'm shocked about it
as much as you are.

-It wasn't a plan--
-Give me Vikrant's number.

-I'll call Choudhary myself.
-Call him right away.

I made a mistake coming with you.

"Dear, Charu,
all I want to say is that,

the kiss or anything like that
was not at all intentional.

It was shocking for me as well.

I'm really sorry that it happened."

Hello.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Charu, I...

Relax, everything is fine.

I was a little angry yesterday.

Thanks.

Guess what is in this?

What is in that?

Flight tickets!
I am going to Hyderabad.

-To Abhijeet.
-Yes.

Thought I will meet him
and make him understand.

Everything will be fine.

You're right. Excited?

What excitement? I need to go
to the parlor. And work?

-Why parlor?
-I want to look beautiful for him.

He will not get convinced easily.

That flight is at 7.
Please come with me.

No, Charu.
I actually have some work.

Work at home.

Hurry up. I'll bring the bag.

Boy agreed
He became a dog

I've put a collar on my neck
And have become a dog

Boy agreed
He became a dog

I've put a collar on my neck
And have become a dog

-Nishant?
-Yes?

It will take time.
Can you get these things for me?

-Okay.
-Thanks. Okay.

-And please, hurry up.
-Okay.

The eyes became small and the tail
Was decorated with golden paper

The eyes became small and the tail
Was decorated with golden paper

What situation I've fallen into?

I became old in youthful days

-Bill.
-Yes.

Rs. 2500.

Boy agreed
He became a dog

Boy agreed
He became a dog

I've put a collar on my neck
And have become a dog

Darn. You have cash?

Yes.

Boy agreed
He became a dog

I've put a collar on my neck
And have become a dog

Boy agreed
He became a dog

I've put a collar on my neck
And have become a dog

Whose laptop is this?

Charu's.

Hello, Nishant.

-Hi.
-I reached Hyderabad.

Great.

-Listen--
-What happened?

Listen. I will talk you later.

What happened?

What are you doing?

I'm cleaning Charu's dirt.

-But why?
-Because I'm a jerk.

All of us are jerks.

You don't talk about everyone.
There is no competition with me.

I take her to the parlor
leaving my office work behind.

I go to the shop taking her shopping list
while she's getting waxing done.

From there I drop her to the airport
straight and then come back home.

I finished her work

so that she can spend leisure time
with her boyfriend.

I agree you're the biggest jerk.

Look, you also know that it is your fault.

What about your plan of changing job?
You've been saying for a long time

that there's no hike in the salary.
No growth.

Got to change the job.

You forgot about your plans
falling for Charu.

You'd feel bad.
You're not her friend,

but you've become her personal valet

Make a list of companies.

Go for interviews.
Come out of this mess.

You're right.

I became a dog again.

Enough is enough.

Now, I will think only about myself.

Hello.

What happened?

Okay.

Thought everything will be fine
after spending time together.

But he had a problem since the beginning
that we hang out together.

To convince him
that there's nothing between us

I told him that you proposed to me,
and I said, no.

But he got more upset
saying I didn't tell him,

and still hang out with you.

-Yes, but it is--
-Everything was going so well.

We even slept together.

I'm mad.
I shouldn't have told him anything.

It is so stupid.
I mean you mean nothing to me.

Why is this?

Anyway, what did you do
during the weekend?

Nothing special.

Was working and studying as well.

Studying?

Yes, I have an interview.
I'm shifting.

I was planning for a long time.

I don't see any growth there anymore.

Moreover, I'm tired of this place.

You didn't tell me?

What happened?

Nishant, other than you,
there is no one for me here.

Since when do you know Rhea?

-Let's go out.
-Why?

We will talk here.

Let them also know how wicked you are.

-Varun, this is office.
-I don't care.

Rhea was my life.
Why didn't you realize then?

Our relationship is five years old,

and we broke up fifteen times.

But we always got back together.

Why you are telling me all this?

I'm telling you all this because...

Varun, I'm sure things were good
between you and Rhea in the past.

How did you decide it was past?

Now, you will tell me that
my relationship is over.

Look, I'm telling you.

Just stay away.

Our relationship
is going through a bad phase.

It happens in everyone's life.

If you think you can snatch Rhea from me
taking advantage of--

Varun, Rhea isn't a commodity
to snatch away from you.

Have you guys slept together?

Varun, what kind of question is that?

Just tell me. Have you?

This is a good question.

A girl who was in a relationship
with someone for five years,

and if happened to share the same bed
with you in just five months,

for how long will she stay with you?

The day when she'll get bored of you,
we will talk that day.

That day I will come to see your face.

I think there's some wounds
only time can heal.

Rhea, stop calling him.
Don't keep in touch with him.

You are talking like Varun.

Listen, I don't care
if I'm behaving like Varun or not.

He thinks things can still work out
between you guys if you talk to him.

And... what's the need?

He will realize himself
if you stop talking to him.

Vikrant, it is my personal problem.
And I know how to handle it.

Rhea, as we're together
your problem is mine, too.

Vikrant, we being
together doesn't mean

we should interfere
in each other's problems.

I have my own life.
There are things which are personal.

It is my space and I don't want
anyone interfering in those matters,

even though it's you.

Listen.
Don't lecture me about space.

I'm just asking you to
put an end to all this.

And I am telling you that I will do it.
But I will do it my way.

I know how to handle it.

If you knew, he wouldn't have come
to my office and created scene.

Had he created the same scene
outside I would've hit him.

So, don't tell it is only your problem.

Don't worry. I will handle this.

This wouldn't have happened
if you knew how to handle it.

Vikrant.

You better put and end to it soon
else I will handle it my way.

Just finish it.

It is not easy to end five years
relationship overnight.

It takes time.

You've never even been in a relationship.
What do you know?

I was in my boss's cabin with him.

So, you couldn't talk with me
even for two minutes?

I'm a working girl, too, Rajat.
Even I have a boss.

It is like as though
you're running the company.

I was in an important meeting.

I have a chance of going to the U.K.

If there is chance to go to UK

then you cannot talk to me
over the phone.

And if you go to U. K then you will
even stop answering my calls. Right?

Neha, I am already tensed,

and now by telling all these
things don't increase the tension.

My one call leaves you restless.

It is not about your call.

It's about many other things.

Work, family issues.

What family issues?

I have a cousin brother...
who got married two years ago.

He started living with another woman
dumping his wife.

And after the woman dumped him
he came back.

And sister-in-law is not accepting him.

So it is my duty
to convince sister-in-law.

Why only you?

It is because only I can talk to her.

You're quarreling with me
because of other's tensions?

I'm not quarreling
and this is not the only issue.

Six months ago, I'd given
1 million to papa for investment...

-And...
-And?

All the money has gone?

No. He went through loss.
Something like that.

You are telling me about it now?

Tell you and do what?

Then why I am here?

Too cook for you?
To sleep with you?

You gave your father 1 million,

and you never felt
the need to inform me?

Neha, it is he who's been investing
my money right from the beginning.

Things change, Rajat.

We've not been living together
right from the beginning.

Neha, the money is gone.
What's the point doing all this?

Nothing will happen.
There's no need to do anything.

Do one thing. Give him more money
and don't tell me about it.

Just go to hell.

Yes, Vanita, I'm currently working
on Soft Solutions. Right.

Yes. Reason I seek a place in E.C.S is--

Yes. The reason is, E.C.S is--

Vanita, I'm sorry.
Can I call you back in five minutes?

I'm getting this
really important phone call.

Thank you. Thanks a lot.

Hello.

Nishant, you think one will die
drinking one glass pesticide?

What? What happened, Charu?
What are you saying?

Nothing. You must be busy
in the office, isn't it?

Let's talk later.

No, I'm not busy.
Just listen, Charu?

Sector, 50. Hurry up.

Are you okay?

Of course. I am fine.

You think I'll commit suicide
for some idiot?

Did you fight again with Abhijeet?

Nishant, there is no need
for you to care about me.

You have interviews coming up,
isn't it?

Go and prepare.

I can stay alone.

-Hello, Rhea.
-Yes, I'll call you back.

-It's him, right?
-Where are you?

I will call you back, okay?

You? When did you come?

A while ago.

Neha's parents were sitting and...

How was your interview?

Couldn't finish it.

Why?

Charu called.

Is everything all right?

She was talking about consuming pesticide
over the phone.

-Why?
-She would've fought with Abhijeet.

So you gave up the interview?

My interview was going on,
but she keep calling constantly.

And after she talked about
consuming pesticide, so I...

-Is everything all right now?
-Yes. She didn't consume.

You left the interview because of her?

What else could I do?
What if she really consumed it?

She wouldn't have called you
if she really wanted to consume.

And you wouldn't have even known
that she's consumed it.

It is not Abhijeet,
but you're mad.

Choudhary, what are you doing?

Ask him what is he doing?

-What am I doing?
-You're getting fooled by her.

Then what are you doing?
Answer me.

Charu doesn't love me

so that she has to be committed to me.

But your girl is in
touch with her ex-boyfriend

in spite of committing to you.

Isn't your fault visible to you?

What's going on? Choudhary--

What have you decided?

Decided?

About Varun.

Vicky, please don't ruin the evening.
Let's not talk about it.

Not talking about it
doesn't resolve issue.

Yesterday, you were with Varun.

Yes.

Why?

You tell me why.

Because I needed someone to sleep with.

Vicky, because I wanted
to solve the problem,

and I went there for the same.

Please.

Well, there's my friend's
birthday party tomorrow night.

Will you come with me?

No.

Vicky, please.

It's been days since
we've had a good time together.

Come on. I promise
I'll put an end to this.

I myself want the same thing.

Please.

Okay.

It's you?

It's Nishant. So, shall I leave?

Did I ask you to leave?

Hi. You must be Abhijeet.

How often does he come here?

He's never come here.

He only drops me
at the gate sometimes.

Then he must also be coming
inside the house sometimes.

Why are you talking like this?

Listen, you. Stay out of it.

I'm talking to my girlfriend,
not you.

-Still, how can?
-Nishant, quiet.

-Charu, there's a way to talk--
-Nishant, shut up.

Who asked you to come here?

Just stay out of it and leave.

Go from here.
Don't create more problems.

Leave. Come on.

Uncle Mehta's son Chirag,
he's talking about him.

Well, he's handsome.

But what do I do?

Now that I'm committed to you
I told him.

Listen, father is calling me.

And tomorrow get ready
and behave nicely. Bye.

Chirag is waiting for me.

Bye. Love you.

I love you, too.

Let's meet your parents.

Now that you've decided,
let's talk to them.

We believe in things
which make our children happy.

We told Neha several times
to get a job in Bangalore

but she was interested to be away from us
and we said okay.

But now, we feel that
children should stay with us,

but she doesn't listen.

Uncle, Neha is a very intelligent girl.

Definitely, but a little guidance,
there's no harm.

She was telling me yesterday
you got some investment done

and your father
who's a naive man suffered a loss.

Yes uncle, my father is very naive.

And he has become lonely as well.

As I am his only son
I've decided to call him here.

Even he says the same thing,
children should stay with parents.

Did you ask for the bill?

Oh, really?

Hi.

Everyone, that's Vicky.

-Vicky, everyone.
-Hi, Vicky.

-Hi.
-By the way, guys.

Today, I did something
to improve my waistline.

-Wow.
-Nice. V for Varun?

V for Vikrant.

Okay. You know, Rhea?
It's looking very beautiful.

But you are wearing the wrong top.

What's the need to hide the waistline?

That's right. Let people know
about Vikrant's hard work.

If I show Vikrant's hard work
you would feel shy.

By the way, even I've worked hard
on that waistline.

What?

Did you forget how many times
I've taken you out for lunch?

You're such a darling.

This is for your hard work.

Anyone else left?

You never gave a chance to work hard.

If I sit to calculate such hard work

I'll have many payments pending.

I wish you continue.

I was calling you.

Why?

Because I was worried
and wanted to talk.

Nishant, Abhijeet is there
to care for me.

I saw how much he cares for you.

Can't you tell him for once on phone
that you're fine?

The way he was talking to you
I felt like--

Why don't you understand?

I didn't answer your call as
I didn't want to talk to you.

Shall we go to the café and talk?

I don't want to go anywhere
and I don't want to talk with you.

Who are you to interfere
between Abhijeet and me?

I made you my friend
in spite of you proposing me.

Because I befriended you,

you thought you can create
difference between me and Abhijeet?

But Charu, I didn't have such intentions.

I just didn't like the way he was--

Who are you to like it or not like it?
Actually, it is my fault.

You're not worth befriending.

A girl befriends you, talks to you
and you try to take advantage of it.

Don't you have your own life to live?

Listen. I know you're venting
Abhijeet's anger on me.

I don't believe it.
After listening to all this?

You're such a loser.

Listen. I'm telling you
what I feel about you.

If you think you will
create differences between me and Abhi

just to get me then forget it.

Even if Abhi and I breakup,
I will never hook up with a guy like you.

You think you're worth it?

I mean, look at yourself.

You follow me like a dog the entire day.

You want to be a dog?
Go lick someone else.

Now, go away from here.

You've created a scene.

As it is, no one here respects you,
I don't want to lose mine.

So, leave me alone.

Why didn't you tell me
you're bringing your parents here?

Don't I have the right to know
about your future plans?

You have the right
only when you don't disclose about it.

Rajat, if you tell me
you will not be in loss,

and you gave 1 million rupees
to your father without asking me.

He had no sense
and all the money has gone.

Stop the taxi.

Rajat.

What the... Rajat. Rajat.

Move!

Yes, tell me.

Hello. Rajat.

Liquid? Where are you?

I am coming.

I haven't seen you for so long. I was--

Rhea, I need to go.

What happened?

It's about Liquid.

-Shall we go?
-You go. I'll manage.

-Rhea, see that. It is so nice.
-I'll manage.

Oh, wow. That looks funny...

I don't even understand
what these people...

-Did he sleep?
-Yes.

I feel like going to Charu's house
and slapping her.

What difference will it make?

This is what happens with girls
in long distance relationships.

They have boyfriends
who live far away.

They always need someone's support.

They don't disclose
anything to their boyfriends,

at the same time
they also give importance to friends

and create scene.

They will breakup with their boyfriends

and then friends become their boyfriends
and friends will be in trouble.

It doesn't make any difference to them.

They always have an option.

Liquid is a fool.

Wonder what was on his mind.

It is so strange, isn't it?

Did you ever think
Liquid would fall in serious love

and come to this state?

There are many things
which I never thought about.

"I don't think it can work anymore.

I guess my parents were right.

It was my fault.

I just called father
and told I'm ready to meet Chirag.

I'm meeting him tomorrow."

Neha?

Neha?

"With Chirag. Loving it.
Don't disturb."

"Just reached home.
It was amazing."

You? What are you doing here?

Chirag appreciated your choice.

Rajat, you remember this dress?
You gave this to me.

He loved it.

I want to change.

You know, after a long time
I had a good time.

I feel so alive.

I think whatever happened was good.

I think this was bound to happen.

-Neha.
-He picked me from my house.

The way he put his arm around me
when we entered.

He even pulled the chair for me.

I mean, I don't even remember
when you had treated me so nicely.

But you know,
today the way he behaved with me,

I felt good about myself.

The way he kissed me
while dropping me.

I had never thought
such a thing would happen.

He just leaned in and...

I felt so good.

I don't remember when was the last time
I felt like that with you.

Why are you doing this?

I know you are saying this
to make me feel jealous.

What's the need to say all this?

No Rajat, to tell you the truth.
I was angry with you.

But now I don't have anything against you.

I was just telling you what happened.

I know all this is a lie. Please.

Please, tell me it is a lie.

Rajat, stop behaving like a child.

Rajat, what are you doing?

It makes no difference, Rajat.

Rajat, when there is nothing between us,
then this was bound to happen.

I'll move on.
You'll move on.

Assume, even if something happens
between us

then one date and one kiss
is not a big deal for you.

You had explained this
to your sister-in-law, isn't it?

To go back to your brother.

Whereas he had a relationship
with another woman for almost a year.

Then why are you...

Why do you do this?

Why do you trouble me?

I don't have fun
doing all this with you.

Rajat, even you have to realize

what can be the consequences
of what you are doing.

Stop crying.

I didn't go anywhere.

I was with Aarti.
I was messaging you from there.

Do you realize now?

I had to do it.

You made me do it.

You know how much I love you,
but still?

Stop crying. Calm down.

Calm down.

Stop crying, dear.

Stop crying.

Is there anything you want
to tell me about last night?

Why are you asking?

Just like that.

I don't know how to say this, but...

Last night after you left
Varun came to the party.

And then... he dropped me home.

And then...

Rhea, we both were happy together,
weren't we?

How do I tell you?
I don't love you anymore.

I love Vikrant.

He was crying like a child.

I just wanted to tell him
that I care for him.

Vikrant, it meant nothing to me.

In fact, I was not sure about you.
About us, that I love you.

Vick... oh don't be
such a brute, Vikrant!

We were together for five years.
As if we never slept together.

What difference does one night make?

Life is

Saying something

Life is

Saying something

Life is

Flowing silently

O fool, listen to me

O fool, listen to me

O fool, listen to me at least

This is a strange cobweb of dreams

O fool, stitch it

O fool, listen to me at least

Whatever I had
I gave it to you

Every way and every path

Of mine comes to you

Whatever I had
I gave it to you

Every way and every path

Of mine comes to you

Stop for two minutes

Cry out

You've waited long

You've endured a lot

Pick the flowers from

The ashes of the memories

O fool!

O fool!

O fool, listen to me at least

Listen to me at least

O fool!

Listen to me at least

Bye, Neha

Where are you going?

-Home.
-What?

-You know, Rajat--
-I know.

I don't want it to work anymore.

You've gone mad.

You go,
but don't come weeping later.

Let's talk about it.
Let's sit. We'll talk.

Let's talk about it, Rajat!
What happened?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Stop, Rajat! Stop Rajat!

Rajat! You sit here.

Rajat, wait. Rajat!

Rajat! Rajat!

Rajat!

Rajat!

Rajat! Why?

Why?

Because you are not right.

What?

To hell with this.

The thing is,

when a girl makes you her best friend
and weeps on your shoulder

then one gets confused what to do.

Her space, freedom, and individuality,
everything support it.

Only the guy becomes a fool
and doesn't understand.

You understand it only when
she shifts from his lap to yours.

Then you understand that guy was right
and we were fools.

But I didn't understand one thing.

Why did you hit him?

I had to hit him.

But why?

I had to hit him.

You hit him, isn't it? Now drink.

Yes.

-Cheers!
-Cheers!

I slapped him correctly, didn't I?

He will remember it all his life.

And I say

Bitch.

Bitch.

What is it? Go back to sleep.

Hey, Choudhary!

The boy agreed
He's become a dog

I've put a collar on my neck
And have become a dog

The boy agreed
He's become a dog

I've put a collar on my neck
And have become a dog

The eyes became small and the tail
Was decorated with golden paper

The eyes became small and the tail
was decorated with golden paper

What situation I've fallen into?

I became old in youthful days

The boy agreed
He became a dog

I've put a collar on my neck
And have become a dog

The boy agreed
He became a dog

I've put a collar on my neck
And have become a dog

You fool, listen to me

You'll ruin yourself
Listen to me

You are a donkey

Listen to me or go to hell

They threw a bone

They soaked the rolled bread
In the milk

She loved me
And called me lovingly

She loved me
And called me lovingly

You thought

It is love and you are her God

When the doorbell rang
Her boyfriend Bunty entered inside

You tried to run
But she said you are best friend

She gestured me with her eyes
And brought a collar immediately

She kissed me on my forehead
And embraced me

You became happy
And started wagging your tail

She tied you in the corner
And slept with Bunty

You were sitting there and watching
He was unveiling her

He was having a good time

He was having a good time
She was darn sweet

He was having a good time
Wow.

He took the note from you

And gave you change

I've put a collar on my neck
And have become a dog

The boy agreed
He became a dog

I've put collar on my neck
And have become a dog

I've put collar on my neck
And have become a dog

The boy agreed
He became a dog