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"Hey there you hairy cunt. Get off the road."

"Oh how my balls are itchin'. To give you a hard fucking.'"

"Hey there you hairy cunt. Get off the road."

"Oh how my balls are itchin'. To give you a hard fucking."

Pull away the curtain, please.

I can't find it in the computer.

We can't, we haven't had the permit from the judge yet.

What permit? What judge?

My tutor told me, that I can get a passport.

He told me I get it if I show this paper.

According to my computer you are still in jail.

I was told that I can officially get it, by showing this paper.

I'll issue the passport as soon as it is in the computer and-

- send it to you within eight days. - When does it arrive in the computer?

And those eight days plus? I need that passport now.

You filled in Marika Schulz under address?

- Yes, it's my sister's address. - Then you have to wait there.

Marika...

Be quiet. I am coming back soon.

Marika!

- Marika! Are you there? - A minute.

I am waiting for you.

Marika, why did you close the door? It's opening hour!

I didn't feel well. I'm due any minute now.

- Is the weekly account ready? - Yes, it's right here.

- Boy or a girl? - A boy.

Just call me if you need a hand. Good bye Marika.

Good bye.

- A stranger is here. - There is nobody here.

This is exactly 3.000 Euros. And you won't come here again.

PLEASANT DAYS

I just came out. Can I stay for a couple of days?

- You bastard. - I was halved.

You were fucked, eh? Everybody is gay there.

They fucked you, right?

No fucking, man. They all licked my ass.

Ugh. You're gay!

I'm not. They just licked my ass. They all licked my ass, man.

I was the king there!

17.5. It has fucking grown, man. 17.5.

Liar! It's 22.

- Here you are. - Thanks.

- Where is the bed-clothes? - Outside.

But where?

That is my place. But that is my place.

Hi this is Marika Schulz, I'm working right now, -

- call me later or leave a message.

Halved my sentence.

- For good, you mean? - Yep, a free man.

You seem really happy...

4 kilos 200

- Are you babysitting? - What do you mean, he's mine

- What's his name? - Krisztián.

Under the foreskin, too. So hello...

You will be the godfather. The baptizing is soon.

And Joseph?

Now he is in Germany, to scrap up some more cash.

I'll stay at your place till then.

Till then you can. You can stay until you find a job.

I won't stay long.

I'll brestfeed him.

Get some food. See you later.

Maria! Your brother is here? Peter, you're out of prison?

Let's go to swim.

I would rather go to rowing

Which one is Hungary?

No, this is Switzerland.

Shit! I can't play freesbe in this fucking place!

Who is this guy?

He's working for your sugar daddy. He got three years but then-

- got it halved. Armed robbery. Like him?

Jesus, this is disgusting. Swear to god she dyes it.

Just like my mother.

Shit, I'm a mother too!

Is this a nice little pussy or a big one? Is this a big cunt?

Or a tiny squirrel? Eh?

How do you mean big? You mean swollen?

A nice little pussy. What's your problem with it?

How big is an average pussy? It isn't very good either when-

- they can see right up to your it.

Let's compare them now because yours is a cute little one.

Now no more Mr. János, just call me Jani.

Right, Mr. János. I mean, Jani.

You're gonna takes cars apart cars, OK?

Sure.

- Like in the old days. - Sure.

- No one takes cars apart like you. - I know.

- One more? - Sure... Here's to you, Jani.

- You were a fucking good mate. - I know.

- During the interrogation, I mean. - Sure I was.

All right.

Where were you last night?

I could hardly sneak out on my wife.

I'm not paying your pad so that you can go to the disco.

Are you doing this on purpose? Are you doing this on purpose...

Maya?

Spit it out... Rinse your mouth...

Spit out his sperm.

Are you nuts?

Stop it. Stop splashing out the water.

You'll clean it up all anyway.

You haven't changed a damned thing.

'Course I have. My prick's bigger.

Isn't he sweet?

I didn't know you were coming.

I didn't know I had a child. Why didn't you let me know, -

- a telephone or something?

Is Peter sleeping together with you?

Oh, no, he slept in his own.

His stuff is on the gallery.

'Cause I pressed them. Shouldn't I press them?

I press yours. So I pressed them.

What do you press his stuff for, it's all the same for him.

Where should he go?

Wherever. Out of here.

You should have given a fucking call.

I thought you would come and be happy about it.

I'm asking you: do you want this child here to be baptized Krisztián?

We do.

Krisztián. I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son and-

- the Holy Spirit. Amen.

Smile!

"I have laughed at you and your boyfriend before. But now."

"You will see when you're in love, you will do anything for it."

Thanks for cleaning up.

Never mind.

What kind of a TV is this? You've only got romantic channels?

- No, there are several. - This sucks, don't it?

- Then why are you watching it? - 'Cause this is all I found.

- Then find something else. - I've checked them all, all suck.

- Where did you put my clothes? - Don't know, find them.

Thanks.

Have a new lock installed, this isn't good.

It was all right not long ago.

Look, they're crying again. Honestly, this is the twentieth time

since I'm sitting here, and that's only ten minutes.

And what's wrong with that?

- Why, you like it? - Uhm.

- Then you can cry like this. - Sure. Can't you?

- Not me. - But you can laugh, can't you?

- I can laugh. - Then laugh.

But only when there's something to laugh at.

- Why, you can't laugh at this? - Anyway you're a damn fine chick

Next time ask János for a key.

OK it works.

Bring us down

- Which of you knows Budapest? - Me.

Rather choose car from a quiet district. OK?

OK.

You can work for me all right, but no fucking with Maya, -

- do you read me, you're off Maya?

Am I understood? Repeat it after daddy,

I have nothing to do with Maya. Say it, I want to hear it.

I have nothing to do with Maya.

I have nothing to do with Maya.

All right, there's a good boy. You can go now, sonny.

- Shall we take the white one? - It's so uncool.

Precisely.

Repeat it after daddy, I have nothing to do with Maya.

Why is János after you?

Well I fucked Maya.

You fucked Maya?

Yes, last summer. She was really after me.

More.

I'm off. All right?

Are you coming?

- What's wrong with him? - How should I know?

Where are you going?

I've brought my stuff, launder it.

I'll do it tomorrow.

What do you mean tomorrow? Launder it, that's what you're here.

That's so much stuff, are you leaving?

Since when do they ask you in a laundrette where are you going.

Who do you think you are? Launder it.

You can launder others' shitty pants, and you can't do these?

What is it, don't wriggle, or I'll kick your teeth in.

What is it, don't stare at me like that, do your job.

Let go of me.

Who do you think you are to to give me orders?

I'm not your slave!

Get out of here!

I'll be careful this time.

It isn't funny.

"Hey there you hairy cunt. Get off the road."

"Oh how my balls are itchin'. To give you a hard fucking."

"Hey there you hairy cunt. Get off the road."

Stop telling this rhyme!

Please.

Please. Leave me alone.

Let go of me.

Get yourself fucked somewhere else.

What is your problem?

Is the kid yours? Maya's?

Yes. What's his name?

Krisztián.

Hi, looking for something?

Listen, I saw you do it.

What did you see, a pink rabbit, you saw nothing...

Need a hand?

Will you take it out?

Sure.

Jánosl! Shall we take this yucca?

Isn't it not too big?

Of course not, the old one was bigger.

- Did you pay for it? - Yes, I did.

Is your parfume here? I can make a bomb out of it for you. As a present.

Here?

No, outside.

Where outside?

Wherever I'm going.

Where are you going?

I don't know. Aboad. I'm going and wherever I like I will stay.

But not here.

Do you like them?

Not this, no, not this either...

That one.

Everybody has coloured nails.

Look, I have to go to babysitting. Don't you want to come with me?

- What baby? - That silly baby of my sis

Are you waiting for something from the post?

My fucking passport.

Who is this?

My sister's child. If it would have been born.

She is weird to hang it on the wall.

Isn't he ugly?

What's his name?

Krisztián.

Aren't you hungry?

Why do you come here with your bitch?

She is not a bitch.

You can go and fuck her somewhere else.

I have only come to babysit.

Well, see you guys.

- Do your hair, will you. - All right.

- What do you think you look like? - How?

- Did you talk to your boss? - I did.

- And? - Not enough money yet.

You said we would go back together.

Take me with you.

All right. I'll take you once.

- Now, today, okay? - Okay. Soon.

But don't just keep promising.

You silly little chap.

I sure am...

Here they are. I have to go now.

I'll call you from Hamburg.

You always say that.

No, I will.

You promise?

Yes, yes, I promise.

Every week?

Yes, every week. Take care.

You can keep some of this shit.

Not these.

I'll keep that too.

You had nothing on, so why take anything, right?

I paid the bill, right, honey?

Is this your gratitude?

I'll take this one too, get out but quick.

Suck him and the other little fags, and next time you get yourself pregnant

you'll see who sorts things out. I don't get what you think they want?

They only want to fuck you. Nobody will take care of you like I did.

Maya, Maya, where are you going? Let's give it another try, shall we?

Don't go, don't do anything, I'll pack things out, all right,

where are you going, you'll catch a cold like that...

Sweep it all up into a pile and crap on top of it.

The key, give me the key.

Here's your bloody 3000, I'll take the baby.

You won't touch that baby.

They told me at the local council that with the baby I can get a flat, -

- and I will be back with the police tomorrow and-

- I will prove who the mother is.

What do you want indeed?

I want my baby back.

You were weeping with your big belly that you will throw the baby to-

- the garbage, cause your boyfriend will kick you out. You said-

- you would kill the baby and yourself.

- So what? - You got your money.

Don't do this.

That is my child. I bore him here.

All right, go ahead.

Where is he now?

At home.

Right, then get him.

Not now. Tomorrow. When are you coming?

Opening time.

Don't try to trick me.

I'll be here.

- How are you? - Fine, thanks.

That's good.

Hi Maya.

Hello Peter.

Here is your passport.

And that this 3.000 euros. Take it.

You're like my child, and Krisztián, he's your brother.

This girl will forget the whole child. She's just upset now.

Don't let her come here again.

Okay?

She mustn't come here.

Neither tomorrow, nor any other time.

Okay?

Or you're not my child.

Go now.

Take her with you.

She would like it.

Calm her down.

She would love you too.

For all I care. The two of you... What do you say?

Go, have fun.

Who did you nestle up to?

Will you do this for me?

Fucked up place.

Come, let me show you something.

Ever been to such a place? Leo, come here, can you hear me,

come here, all right.

See, it's harmless, give me your hand.

I'm telling you, it's harmless, come, give me your hand.

Really, I wouldn't do it otherwise.

Let go of me!

I'm telling you, it's harmless.

What's wrong?

There's no danger when they don't have a baby.

No danger then, can't you believe me?

They only go nuts when they have a baby. Just like people.

Women go bananas, but men too, when they have a kid, see?

When they have a kid, they're at it all the time, lick it all over,

and keep kissing it, and weeping about it.

I mean these are really lucky. They can be with their kid all day.

But these at least don't weep. They are just listening.

What are you staring at me for?

So I have a problem with your sister tomorrow.

Yeah. Tomorrow, and the day after, and after that.

Clashing in the morning.

Sure.

Help me.

Sure.

Then will you come with me? As a wittnes.

To a wedding?

Not wedding, the guardianship office.

It's not against your sister, only I need the child.

This is how it worked out. Your sis is always ranting about this, -

- and you known he's my child, and that's that.

Don't accept sweets from strangers. You're my friend.

You're not a stranger.

We can get to the sea by then.

Let's say eight o'clock, right?

By eight we'll be there. Bathe, then lie in the sun, -

- you'll love it, won't you?

So I'll see you there at eight?

Sure. There, by the sea.

Listen, I have to do this with you...

She can come and see him, and go walking with him, and-

- she can babysit him, while I dance in Budapest.

You can dance with me down by the sea. I have a lot of money.

I'll go only with the child.

What do you need that child for?

- Because he's mine. - But he's not.

But he is. He is, don't you understand?

We'll make another one, how about that? We can start now.

Are you fucking nuts?

I need that child.

We'll buy one.

You're nuts.

I'm not like your sis.

Come to the sea with me.

Come on, come to the sea.

Not now.

- Why not? - Later.

I won't have time later.

So, are we settled for tomorrow?

Sure we have.

We're going to the sea, to the sea, get in...

Come on, I'll start the car, and off we go.

Not now.

What do you mean not now?

I can't now.

Why not?

They're expecting me at the guardianship office.

Who the fuck cares about the guardianship office?

I do.

So what is it, are you coming to testify tomorrow?

I've told you.

But then, are we settled? Cross your heart?

Sure.

You're really nice, after it, OK?

- Where are you going now? - Home.

You want my testimony, but no to screw with me?

Are you nuts?

Stop it. What the fuck are you doing?

Let go of my shirt, damn you.

- Fuck you! - What is it, you want trouble?

Let me go!

You fucking idiot. You ruined everything.

You can be sure my sister won't ask for this one.