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I wanted to say goodbye. - I hope it goes well out there.

I didn't see it coming,

that you wanted a child of your own so bad that you'd go to bed with the neighbor.

There's something scary about her.

Did Milo come after me? I get the feeling that someone's following me.

If you're not here in three days' time, Carl, I'll send someone after you.

Oh, a gun. Have you ever held one?

Machteld, I miss you.

Hey. You're already here.

Oh yeah, that guy wanted his car before 8:00. That's right.

Well, my husband, Jasper, always used to say:

Offering good service is worth more than any advertising you could think of.

Not that he offered such good service. Some of the customers really annoyed him.

And he was stupid enough to gossip to one customer about another, and vice versa.

I see. - At some point, it came out.

You never met Jasper, did you? - Jasper? No.

Well, he was a...

kind man. - He was?

Now I met someone new...

Of course, I don't know if he's cut from the same cloth as Jasper, but...

I want you...

How long will you keep me waiting?

Let's just assume he is.

Do you know what it is, Lex?

Today?

What's charming in a person goes on to become terribly annoying.

Is Aziz always this late? - No. Usually just five minutes or so.

Oh. Well, then. I see something he'll have to work on.

I'll be with you at 11:00.

Could you babysit Roos? The daycare called.

There's a flu outbreak, and I really don't want a sick kid.

I'll chill this for this afternoon, okay?

If it's inconvenient, just say so. Be honest.

Of course. It's fine.

Has she been awake long? - Since 5:30.

So, I think she'll fall back asleep soon.

See you later. - Have fun at work.

Bye, Roos.

Roos is here. I'll text when she's asleep. Don't ring the bell.

And... I like it slow.

Hey. - Hey.

Well, you sounded serious. - And I am.

Machteld. - Peter.

What? - Say what you want.

You. I want you.

And after sex?

Go for a bite? - I mean it.

What? - I'm not in this for just one day.

And I'm taking karate. - Okay. Come here.

sleep, baby, sleep

your father tends the sheep

your mother shakes the dreamland tree

and from it fall sweet dreams for thee

sleep, baby, sleep

your father tends the sheep

There. Time for a nice nap.

You've had your bottle. Now, we're going to sleep like a good girl.

The Neighbors Season 2

Did it work?

Yes, it did. - Finally.

Where, Lilly?

Dammit.

You're crazy.

You can ski at my dad's place. - Really?

Cool.

Can't I just go with you? I mean, it's so boring here.

Dad never wants to do anything with me anymore, and Mum just whines

or drinks wine with Eva.

I think my parents are going to get a divorce.

Really? - They used to kiss a lot and stuff.

My parents did that too, but I thought it was gross.

If I go with you, we can go skiing together.

Your condition sucks, Nijhof. - Thank you.

I think I'm out of practice.

It's different than sex in a storage closet.

Why are you still living in a hotel?

I'm looking for a house. It takes time. - Didn't the house belong to both of you?

You know...

Since I got out, I haven't been able to make decisions.

Well, then let me make the decisions for now.

Lilly? - Sorry?

Lilly. - Office.

Now!

I'm going to get some parts.

What do you need? - Shocks.

We still have some. - I need other ones.

Were you in the neighborhood? - No.

I just came to bring you something tasty, Lil.

Would you like anything? - No. It's for you.

I know it's a bit tricky, suddenly living in such close quarters,

even though we barely know one another. I have to get used to it.

For example, I don't even know...

well, whether you trust me.

Is there a reason why I shouldn't trust you, specifically?

I don't know what you're thinking, do I?

I mean...

If you think something... You could, you know.

Then I think you should just tell me. Be straight with me.

Sure.

Yes, I should. - Sure.

Or if you think something that makes you say...

Or if you found something? - What in God's name should I find?

I don't know. - Should I search your things or something?

And if I find something that has to do with drugs or dirty money...

Go ahead. I don't want to know about it. I don't need to.

I'm not trafficking anything. - What are you trying to say?

Nothing.

Shall I cut it in half? - No.

I've got to get going. - Get going?

Yeah. Get going.

You came.

Fuck, you're beautiful.

Sorry about...

I didn't expect you to come in a three-piece suit.

Actually, I didn't expect you to come at all.

I thought: This is so irresponsible. You'd never do it.

Then you would have put this on for nothing. - True.

I have scars.

It's like a club in here. - Nice, isn't it?

We're full. - That's crazy. All day?

What do you want from me? - A turn on the tanning bed.

You're following me. I'm not an idiot.

Are you doing it for Milo? - Who?

Milo. Milo Marcanter. - Never heard of him.

Oh, you haven't? Do you see that door? Fuck off.

Okay, okay. I'm following you. But it's pure coincidence.

I saw you in the grocery store, and I recognized you from here, so...

I thought I'd take a shot. You can't win if you don't try, right?

If you don't take a shot, you miss every time.

Go for a bite with me.

Why not? Have a bit to eat, chat a bit... - Are you out of your mind?

I am married, you know. I have children.

Hey, it was just a suggestion. We could do something else.

A cup of coffee or tea, apple juice... - I'd rather go to the movies with a dog

than go for a cup of coffee with you. Is that clear?

Steffi.

Steffi? Is your name Steffi? - Forget it.

But I thought you were Eva. - You'd better stop thinking. Got it?

Scram.

Get out of here. Dirty nutcase.

But he is a good customer. - Oh, really?

Not anymore.

Are you going to forget this, too? - No, silly.

I've lost some of my memories, but the new ones stay with me.

At any rate, I still know how to do it. - Yes, you could say that, Eva.

What now?

Now we're screwed. It's so wrong.

Now, if it had happened after a neighborhood barbecue, after three bottles of wine...

But I don't regret it.

I mean, I don't think I could have done anything else.

Lex, I love Stef. - Well...

She's more fun with you than she is with me.

Well, you're just having a tough time now. - A tough time.

This Ice Age has gone on for a year.

It will all work out. - I don't know.

But is this what you want to talk about?

She's got your sense of timing.

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

Dumb, Sjors.

Check in at clinic

Carl?

I found your gun.

It's not what you think. - It's not?

Well, it's not a bicycle pump, Carl.

I don't want this. I don't want weapons in my house.

So, I put it in the safe. I should have told you.

But you could have told me you had a gun. - How should I have told you?

How should you have told me? You just should have.

I know you've just gotten out of prison, that I didn't bring home a saint.

What are you up to? Why do you need that gun?

No reason. I'm not up to anything.

I'm protecting myself. Myself and you.

From whom? Or what?

Steef... Steef Blok.

You know him.

He protected me from other prisoners.

I'm not exactly the kind of guy you see there every day, so I need protection.

And then... Tit for tat.

So, I helped him escape.

He wanted to take his son, but he couldn't.

So, I was supposed to watch the boy.

He knew that you were tutoring Sem and that you were looking for a date.

Oh, like that. - Yeah. Like that.

But now, everything has changed, Lil.

Suddenly, I don't have to watch him anymore. Now he wants me to kidnap his son for him.

Well, what's the problem? Go there. Do it.

So, you were just acting. Playing make believe with all your compliments.

God dammit.

Lil, only at first. - Right. Like that's not bad enough.

Sweetheart, listen. You're the best thing that's happened to me in the past ten years.

Suddenly, I feel... Suddenly, I feel all sorts of things. I...

I want to be with you.

Now what?

If you don't do what Steef says, then what? - He'll send one of his men.

To get his son. And me.

And if I do what he says...

then I'm a conspirator in a kidnapping.

And then I'll never come back here. To you.

I'm going to get Roos. Will you turn the oven on?

We're having pizza. - Again?

Yes, again. That's right.

Hey. - Hey.

Hey. You're doorbell isn't working. - Oh, that's right.

I turned it off, so it wouldn't wake Roos.

Don't spoil her so much. It's quiet enough here.

Care for a glass? - Sure.

Here we go.

Busy day? - Well, there was a weirdo.

Remember how I thought Milo had sent someone after me?

He had such a goofy story, I don't know. - What don't you know?

Whether Milo sent him or not.

Ask him. - Yeah, right.

I think you should find out what's going on with you and Milo.

Before you know it, your life will be over, and you'll regret it.

My marriage will fall apart.

You marriage isn't that great.

Well, I have to go. Otherwise, Lex will complain that I'm a bad mother.

Thank you.

Hey. - What?

You smell like him. - What?

You smell like Lex. - Me?

What makes you think that? I'm sure it's Roos.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

Steffi suspects something...

Be careful...

Seeing as how you can't decide where to live, I thought...

You could stay with me.

This is pricey and depressing.

I don't know what you're thinking, but... - I'm gone a lot during the day and evenings.

This isn't a proposal.

Okay, but don't complain.

Why are we eating pizza again? - No one here makes anything else.

That's why.

Why do you put on cologne when you take Roos over to Eva's?

Sorry? Lay off.

It's possible. - No, it's not. I'm married to you.

Did you forget?

Our marriage sucks.

It's no fun.

If that's what you think...

why don't you try to find a solution? - Do you think I haven't tried?

It keeps me up at night, but...

This whole program we're in is just too... depressing.

There's always a way out. - Show me the way.

Do you think I'm exaggerating? That I'm being gloomy?

That it's actually great fun living here, and we're crazy about each other?

Yes. I like it here. I like my work. I like Sal. I even like Lilly sometimes.

I like the street, the house, Max's school... - The neighbor?

You didn't list me. I'm not even on your list.

I hadn't finished.

But you haven't been much fun recently.

I just don't know.

Okay?

I... I... I don't feel at home here. I can't flourish here.

I was fun when I was Melissa, wasn't I? - Yes, you were.

Yes, I was. I'm just not so good at being Steffi.

Hey. Hello.

Hello? I'm not cheating on you.

We'll do it together.

What? - Taking the boy away. Sem.

We'll do it together. - Lilly.

If you go with me, you'll be a conspirator. - Then I'll just have to be one.

And don't worry about coming home. We'll stay away for a very long time.

We'll throw in a vacation.

And we'll go on a world tour. - Lilly, you just took a new job.

And I don't have a penny to my name.

But I do.

I'm not the good girl you think I am.

Milo, it's Melissa. I want to see you.

I work at Sunline Hawaii in Almere five days a week.

Good evening. The Flevoland police are looking for a former detainee

who skipped his weekly parole meeting.

The detainee has been independent for a while, but is required to report

to the clinic once a week.

When the clinic hadn't heard from the man for 24 hours,

the police were called in.

Earlier this year, two detainees did not return from leave.

Those detainees were arrested after a few days...

Oh, God. - No crimes were committed.

I didn't want to worry you.

Sjors wouldn't go after Eva. It's too far-fetched.

It's in all in your head. - Fuck off.

The police are on top of this. - If Eva suffers even one scratch...

This has nothing to do with you. She's leading her own life.

She's not yours anymore. - I swear.

If you leave now... - Then what?

Do you have any idea how crazy Sjors is?

What he's done? - Go fuck yourself.

Detainee Fails to Return from Leave

Hey.

I dreamt about you. That you were lying next to me.

Can you stay for a bit? - Max is in the car.

Sorry. - That's okay.

But we do need to be careful. Maybe later?

Hey. I can't stop thinking about it, either.

Well, well.

You move quickly.

You look good. Sunline. - Yeah. Just like the real thing.

What shall we do?

Go for a coffee in town? - Go for a coffee?

Of course.

I came all the way from fucking Hillesluis to drink coffee.

Couldn't we go somewhere and... - Let's go have a coffee.

That car?

God dammit. What is this?

Your brothers, my business associates. - Jesus, Milo.

I'm so not in the mood for this. I just wanted to talk to you.

God dammit.

Hey, I'm listening to you.

I can go on listening all my life, but first I want you to listen to them.

Well, spit it out. - Where's your man? Where's Dicky?

Leave him alone. - Where is he?

Drop it. - Okay.

Let's go for a drive.

Who is that?

Hello? - Yes, hi. Your doorbell isn't working.

That's right. I turned it off...

I want all of you. - Louder.

I want you.

Hey, you seem... Oh, nice.

Nobody can hear you.

God dammit.

Shit. - I can get you a ride.

Steef, it's Carl. Good news. We're coming. We're setting out tonight.

I know I've only been working here a short time,

but sometimes, opportunities present themselves,

which you just can't pass up.

So, I thought: I'll just use all my vacation days.

Jerk.

He's the father of my children, you know. I betrayed Dad, too.

Keep walking.

And in case of emergency, you can always reach me by phone.

Hey.

Well, well, Dicky.

Sorry, honey. Sorry.

Well, spit it out. - Should I call the police?

Better not.

The time for a nice conversation has passed. Dad is dead.

Prison destroyed him. That should have been you.

It should have been you, Sjon. - Guys come here.

The police don't need to know. - What do you mean? Is this extortion?

You're the guilty one. - More or less.

Okay, we've all made mistakes... - Shut up.

Get in. Watch your head.

Just sit there, and I'll be with you in a minute.

Roos.

Hey.

Oh, Roos.

Thank you.

And who is this? - This is Roos.

Beautiful baby.

Could you please stay for a little while?

No.

No. Stop.

No.

Knock it off.

Knock it off.

No.

Bastard.

Isn't it about time you explained things? - Yes. It's about time.

May I see her?

We're not going.

Where are you? Don't come here. They found me.

Why don't you go with him? I won't do this again, Eva.

What? - Share you with a neighbor.

Help me. - I said...

You are going to help me. Got it? Right now.