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I'm here! 12 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:58,697 Aren't you injured? 13 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:01,575 Sir is in a most uncomfortable position. 14 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:02,952 He'll kill himself. 15 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,412 As long as he keeps messing it up... 16 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:08,832 - It's given me quite a thirst. - Are you quite mad? 17 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:13,045 Just bored... Arthur is bored. He wants for something. 18 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:16,840 Wants for what? He has everything. 19 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,093 18 châteaux, 3 mills... 20 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:22,471 his youth, his health... and my daughter's love. 21 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:25,766 He wants for the sadness that is the spice of life. 22 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:30,020 I wish for a little darkness in our host's light. 23 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:31,230 Help me, Leon. 24 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:35,651 You'll give me a heart attack, sir. I suggest we return to the ship. 25 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:54,253 Leon, what time is it? 26 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,715 6.30pm, sir. As usual. 27 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:00,259 6.30? 28 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:02,886 6.30... 29 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:07,099 - What time is dinner? - 7.30pm, as usual. 30 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:09,560 Another hour. 31 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:13,230 - Is sir hungry? - No. 32 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:25,451 - Arthur should just marry her. - The boy seems a sensitive type. 33 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:28,245 I can't help noticing 34 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:33,459 that it's his 9th suicide attempt in only a week. 35 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,211 Week or no week, he'll marry my daughter! 36 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:39,548 Before delivering him to the joys of the bedroom, 37 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:43,886 this cruise in the Orient will broaden his horizons. 38 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:07,076 Such colour, such exoticism! 39 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,494 Ravishing! 40 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,162 Yes, ravishing! 41 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:13,540 Arthur, can we go ashore? 42 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:14,833 No... 43 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,379 It's a non-stop world tour? 44 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:21,590 Who's this I see coming our way? 45 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:25,928 Mr Biscoton, sir's proxyholder. 46 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:29,973 I wanted to join you at Genoa, I missed you at Beirut. 47 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,685 I come from Sydney. Greetings, Mr Lempereur. 48 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,144 Hello, Mr Biscotin. 49 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,898 It's Biscoton, as in "cotton". Anyway, I bring bad news. 50 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:39,733 At last! 51 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:45,572 Ah, I see... Anyway, I transferred the Stohfeld stocks 52 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:49,576 and unloaded the Lolium shares after a wave of panic selling. 53 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:50,786 Ah. 54 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:53,913 Regrettably. 55 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,500 Good. 56 00:06:57,209 --> 00:07:00,379 But it's disastrous! We - you - are bankrupt. 57 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:04,049 There's been a crash... a crash. 58 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,928 What, Arthur is broke? He won't have my daughter. 59 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:09,596 What'll become of us? 60 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:12,015 I'll look after your mother, Alice. 61 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,725 It's dreadful. 62 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,979 Arthur! Arthur! 63 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,818 Leave me alone. 64 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:38,459 Here we go. You're at it again. 65 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,127 I want to die. 66 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:42,921 You have no right to kill yourself. 67 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,923 Life is a gift from God. 68 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:48,719 Even when I was wealthy life didn't interest me, so now... 69 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:55,267 Within despair lies the germ of beatitude. 70 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:57,561 - I want to die. - My poor child. 71 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,897 You'll fail again, as usual. 72 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,357 - Not this time. - You don't understand 73 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:07,112 that one lives and dies so as to leave a little joy on the Earth. 74 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,364 I can't afford it now. 75 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:12,993 I'm not talking about money. Have you no affection? 76 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,538 Me, your friend, and Alice, your fiancée... 77 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,123 Don't we matter? 78 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,334 I can't help you anymore. 79 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:26,924 - Are you sure? - Certain. 80 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:28,926 You wish to die? 81 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:30,511 Yes! 82 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:31,762 You're sure? 83 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,848 You want death? 84 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,144 Then you shall have it. 85 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:41,563 But first you must do something. 86 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:43,023 Come. 87 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,871 Strong as an ox, you'll live till you're 100. 88 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,083 Hence our company's name: "Centenarian". 89 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:04,920 Life insurance with us is a badge of longevity. 90 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:11,051 You're insuring yourself for $2 million. 91 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,678 A considerable sum. 92 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,849 And the beneficiaries are Alice Pontchabert... 93 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,518 My fiancée. 94 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:21,895 A lovely thought! 95 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:25,732 And Mr... Goh. 96 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,609 Chinese philosopher. 97 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:31,321 My guardian and adviser. My only friend. 98 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:34,741 - Fifty-fifty, I suppose? - Please. 99 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:39,162 So, on your death, your fiancée and your old friend 100 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:41,873 shall each receive one million dollars. 101 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:45,669 Even if I fall down the stairs on my way out? 102 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:49,923 Absolutely. All risks covered, except suicide. 103 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,594 Of course. I understand. 104 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:57,180 I see the insurance is for one month. 105 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:58,849 A trip, I suppose? 106 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,184 Along journey, yes. 107 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:06,481 One month, 30 days, taking us through to New Years Day. 108 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,317 Sign here, please. 109 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:21,496 So now I can't commit suicide. 110 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:24,333 Don't worry, you'll die, I'll help you. 111 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,376 How? By killing me? 112 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:29,004 I promise you won't feel a thing. 113 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:32,674 But first, you must go out and have some fun. 114 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:38,722 Death will take you completely by surprise and you won't feel a thing. 115 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,308 You have one month. 116 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,353 Thirty days... or a few seconds. 117 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,233 Mr Goh! 118 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,282 Arthur, haven't you noticed? 119 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,867 Eh? What? 120 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,203 My new hairdo. 121 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:45,872 Wonderful. 122 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:51,294 Miss Alice, I think the sky is preparing one hell of a sunset! 123 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,800 - Beautiful. - What is? 124 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,845 - This last sunset. - Last sunset? 125 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:06,161 I heard you snoring, Suzy. It was charming - like a little bird. 126 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:11,416 Desist from wooing me, Cornelius. I have other things on my mind. 127 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:15,128 Arthur, what on earth is wrong with you? 128 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:18,965 - I didn't close my eyes all night. - Didn't that stop you sleeping? 129 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,551 - Where's Mr Goh? - We haven't seen him. 130 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,928 Sir, look. 131 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,199 There, sir. 132 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:01,424 Come in, sir. Give me your jacket. 133 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,927 Leon, you may leave me. 134 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,971 I understand, sir. 135 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:16,898 Mr Goh. 136 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,360 Mr Goh! 137 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:30,870 Looking for me? 138 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,499 I...no, no... yes. 139 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,335 Well, no. I was just passing. 140 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,589 You sound tense. Relax. 141 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:45,844 These young ladies are like sails on the ocean. 142 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,638 Everything dies out. 143 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,056 What? 144 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,976 - I thought you were going to... - To what? 145 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,354 Mr Goh, you promised to kill me but quit play acting. 146 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,398 Oh, I'm serious. 147 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,067 I wonder. 148 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:06,448 How can I forget what's in it for me? A million dollars. 149 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,200 - What are you waiting for? - The right moment. 150 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:13,121 Everything in good time. Don't perturb my thoughts. 151 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:34,971 Enough! 152 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,931 That's enough! 153 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,435 Thank you, Leon! Thanks for your help. 154 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:44,856 - I thought sir was joking. - Well, a very funny joke! 155 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:26,063 Now, from the Gay Paris striptease, Miss Alexandrine Pinardell! 156 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,554 Oh, Leon, it's you! 157 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,727 My shoes. 158 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,899 Pass me my belt. 159 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,444 Come and button me up. 160 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,702 Hurry! How clumsy you are today. 161 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,537 I'm not used to it, Miss. 162 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:52,794 Don't panic! It's taken me 3 months to pluck up courage to approach you. 163 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,379 Three months? 164 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,131 I've only been working here for a week! 165 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,511 - They're after me. - Who do you think you are? 166 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:06,307 You too. Sort your business out somewhere else. I'm fed up of men. 167 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:07,516 - No... - Stop! 168 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,353 I've had them all: small, fat, rich... 169 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,982 An emir offered me gazelles and a kingdom. I don't care! 170 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,985 - Now get out. - Please, give me a moment. 171 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,531 - Get out! - You're armed? 172 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:24,909 You think a girl can travel the world without a gun? 173 00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,869 - You're travelling? - Indeed. 174 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,622 - Me too. - Tell me about it. Now clear off! 175 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:33,251 I must tell you the truth. I'm a multimillionaire. 176 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:38,798 I have a fiancée, I'm now bankrupt but I get two million if I die, see? 177 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,216 Sure! 178 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,093 - You understood me? - Out! 179 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,178 - One last word. - What? 180 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:48,182 You're amazing, with or without the gun. 181 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:49,934 Why? 182 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,936 No girl ever turned me down. 183 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,939 - Don't they hate your fringe? - I'll cut it. 184 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,110 Well? 185 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:03,031 Now you look ridiculous! 186 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:05,575 Farewell, Alexandrine Pinardell. 187 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,536 - They're still there. - Let's face them. 188 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,788 Hey, go easy! Help me out here. 189 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,416 Carry these. 190 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,670 And put these hats on. 191 00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:49,869 Sir isn't returning to the boat? 192 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,914 Leon, from now on, let me live my life. 193 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,832 Now where is she? 194 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:15,311 - You understand what he says? - Very well. Why? 195 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,106 - What are you writing? - I'm studying. 196 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,107 What? 197 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,691 - Men. - Men? 198 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,276 They fascinate me! 199 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:25,863 Their gods, their streets, their games, their food. 200 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,991 Their faces. Like yours, for example. 201 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,536 But what's the point? 202 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,790 I'm working on a best-seller. Then I'll buy myself a house. 203 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:39,252 I'll have kids, they'll travel the world too, 204 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:42,088 study, teach, and it'll all start again. 205 00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,006 What about striptease? 206 00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:46,884 Well, I have to earn a living. 207 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:48,886 Isn't it dangerous? 208 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,473 The danger is here. Just don't think about it. 209 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,725 What if a villain grabbed you? 210 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,727 Let him try! 211 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,397 - Like me, for example. - You? 212 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:02,900 Have you seen yourself? 213 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,373 There. 214 00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:24,589 I'm lucky! 215 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,886 All is well. 216 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:43,232 - Where are we going? - To sleep. 217 00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:44,441 Together? 218 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:48,279 Hey, did I ask you to come with me? 219 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:58,498 Come on, I'll make you dinner. Then we say good night. 220 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:38,745 Eat, eat! 221 00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:41,999 Is sir unconcerned for the health of his stomach? 222 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:45,711 Leon, from now on, I want you to keep your distance. 223 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,006 Poor Miss Alice! We'll have to lie to her again. 224 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,055 You're all the same! 225 00:25:56,264 --> 00:26:00,226 I'm not used to talking to women. Usually, I snap my fingers... 226 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:03,771 Wait, let me write that down. I'll fetch my notebook. 227 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:05,565 You do what? 228 00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:07,608 What is that? 229 00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:11,487 I've noted 97 ways to woo women. 230 00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:13,781 But I didn't know that one. 231 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:16,784 Is this how it's done in France? 232 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:18,493 Yes. 233 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:24,375 How strange! I thought the French were chatty. 234 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,069 - There they are! - Who? 235 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,278 My killers. 236 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:55,448 I'll eliminate them. 237 00:26:57,408 --> 00:26:58,743 Got one! 238 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:01,203 Shit, no, he's swimming. 239 00:27:01,412 --> 00:27:02,538 Stop it! 240 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:05,249 Make your mind up. They want to kill you! 241 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,418 But it's me they're after. 242 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:12,715 It's true. But for $2 million, I'll kill you right now! 243 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:15,343 Then you're one of Mr Goh's envoys too? 244 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,470 You're shaking! 245 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:21,265 So what's this about wanting to die? 246 00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:27,021 Another complex case. 247 00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:29,815 It's my own fault for listening to him. 248 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:36,197 So you have doubts too? Moments of weakness? 249 00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:38,991 Sometimes. 250 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,703 - Alexandrine... - Don't try anything! 251 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,705 I don't want to die now. 252 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:46,332 Well... 253 00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:51,087 let's take advantage. 254 00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:59,178 Look, stay here, I'll settle things, then I'll be right back. 255 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,890 "I’ll be right back." 256 00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:06,268 You're the 412th man to tell me that. 257 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,854 And I've never seen any of them since. 258 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:14,902 Are you lions hiding? I make rugs out of gorillas! 259 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:17,530 Wait till I get my hands on you! 260 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:21,283 Come on, show yourselves. I'll find you! 261 00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:23,786 Oops, sorry! 262 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:24,994 Look, sir. 263 00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:27,248 It's them. Let's go! 264 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,800 Enough clowning around. Leon, to Mr Goh's! 265 00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,009 Taxi! 266 00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:52,231 Leon, I've learnt that you win in life by punching. 267 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,649 And it's beautiful! 268 00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:55,860 Of course, but you can't keep us 269 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,404 by striptease. - Who knows, Leon? 270 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,200 Mr Goh? 271 00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:14,628 - What are you doing here, Biscotin? - Biscoton, as in "cotton". 272 00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:16,756 I have some amazing news. 273 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:18,507 Where's Mr Goh? 274 00:29:18,716 --> 00:29:20,050 - He's gone. - Where to? 275 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,802 - No idea. - What a drag! 276 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:23,763 He left this for you. 277 00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:29,268 "Dear Arthur, Unable to see it through. 278 00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:33,439 "I've delegated responsibility for your death to devoted friends. 279 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:37,401 "I've gone to meditate far away, at Shouli, in the Himalayas." 280 00:29:37,568 --> 00:29:40,738 He's off in the Himalayas, leaving killers after me! 281 00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:43,365 Wait till I speak to them! Don't move. 282 00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:45,618 Biscoton, where's Shouli? 283 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:48,621 Shouli? Easy. But I have amazing news... 284 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:52,666 Later! See you back at the boat. And find out about Shouli! 285 00:29:57,171 --> 00:29:59,006 What about us? 286 00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:02,384 First you go bankrupt, then you stay out all night! 287 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,183 Here, Leon, it's all we've got. 288 00:30:09,391 --> 00:30:12,978 - Am I to pack your white tuxedo? - I guess so. 289 00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:19,151 What am I, invisible? 290 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,570 I'll be right back. 291 00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:24,240 - Where are you going? - The Himalayas. 292 00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:25,698 Himalayas! 293 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:28,285 - Right, Biscotin... - It's Biscoton! 294 00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:32,414 You take a flight to Delhi, cross town to another airport, 295 00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:34,333 then walk the rest. 296 00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:35,292 Perfect! 297 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,878 - I have some amazing news. - Later! 298 00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:39,964 But this is extraordinary! 299 00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:57,940 The flight to the Himalayas. 300 00:30:58,148 --> 00:31:00,776 It's the other airport, across town. 301 00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:02,236 So let's cross! 302 00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:05,865 Leon, deal with this chap. 303 00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:09,910 Could you please take us to the other airport? 304 00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:14,206 The one across town. We have 20 minutes. 305 00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:02,588 Is this where we take off? Without shoes? 306 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:04,548 It's India, get used to it! 307 00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:09,720 India or not, this looks more like a mosque than an airport. 308 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:28,781 What did he say? 309 00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:31,075 That it's an observatory, sir. 310 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:34,453 By 1750, these gentlemen had already calculated 311 00:32:34,662 --> 00:32:36,580 how far we are from the sun. 312 00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:38,874 Leon, will you tell the man 313 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:42,795 I'm more interested in how far I am from Mr Goh. 314 00:32:57,434 --> 00:32:58,811 What's wrong? 315 00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:17,454 Airport! 316 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,377 But we just came from here. 317 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:25,129 We were here earlier. 318 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:31,427 This man is as stupid as he is beautiful. 319 00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:35,681 You missed the flight. 320 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:38,976 - When is the next one? - In a month's time. 321 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,477 I'll be dead by then! 322 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:43,564 What a nuisance! But it's impossible. 323 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,315 That's not very Hindu! 324 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:49,111 There are private companies. Use them at your own risk. 325 00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:50,362 Show us! 326 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:09,882 We're gaining altitude, you should slip on a pullover. 327 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,010 Leon, what's that leak? 328 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,471 Dash it! I shall ask the staff. 329 00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,389 Captain, is it normal 330 00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,725 for water to be coming on board? 331 00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,729 Is that the automatic plot? 332 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,565 Automatic, yes! 333 00:34:28,776 --> 00:34:31,278 - Petrol! - It's petrol, sir! 334 00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:38,035 When do we arrive, Leon? 335 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:15,572 The pilot says he hasn't got enough momentum. 336 00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:36,426 Don't panic, we still have one wheel left! 337 00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:03,704 - Where are we, Leon? - The airport, sir. 338 00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:16,842 Where are we, Leon? 339 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,635 I'll inquire, sir. 340 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,567 Could you possibly tell us 341 00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:35,652 where exactly we are? 342 00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:41,325 Take our noble guests to Professor Projewaski. 343 00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:46,997 Would this be the Professor Projewaski 344 00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:50,584 who went round the world in a balloon? 345 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:56,048 - Professor Projewaski? - Himself! 346 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:58,467 Professor Boris Nikolaich Projewaski. 347 00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,928 Arthur Lempereur. You speak French? 348 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:02,221 Sure. I'm Russian! 349 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:05,182 You know were the Shouli monastery is? 350 00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:08,018 Not so loud. Follow me. 351 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:14,399 I've already scoured the region. It's across the Himalayas. 352 00:37:14,608 --> 00:37:16,485 I'll go. Can you take me? 353 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:20,739 Impossible! They burst my balloon with thousands of darts. 354 00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:24,576 It's the Land of the Gods. Outsiders are not admitted 355 00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:28,413 Those who venture there never return. 356 00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:31,041 We'll walk. We need porters. 357 00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:34,419 Impossible! No Sherpa will go up there. 358 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:38,507 6,000 metres, avalanches, living goddesses... 359 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:40,717 yetis! 360 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,970 Yetis! Hear that, sir? 361 00:37:43,971 --> 00:37:47,224 - The slopes are crawling with yetis. - Look! 362 00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:51,770 They're following us. 363 00:37:51,979 --> 00:37:54,982 We need Mr Goh to stop them. Come on! 364 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:59,027 Sir, I'm with my Sherpa comrades on this one. 365 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:01,363 I shan't walk another step. 366 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:15,752 In 3 hours, the nightmare will be over. 367 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:18,672 Life begins, one of pain and effort. 368 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,801 Take deep breaths, Leon! Can you smell that air? 369 00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:26,763 So what do you think of Alexandrine? 370 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,098 I don't know, sir. 371 00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:31,059 Don't you think she's pretty? 372 00:38:31,268 --> 00:38:32,978 Yes, but personally, 373 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:37,232 I think that Miss Alice is a delight. 374 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:42,571 I can go no further. And now night is falling. 375 00:38:49,703 --> 00:38:51,913 - Hear that? - An owl. 376 00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:54,916 - No, the abominable snowman. - A yeti? 377 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:58,253 The yeti is a kind of large ape that sleeps upright. 378 00:38:58,462 --> 00:39:01,173 Its cry is indeed like that of an owl. 379 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:04,301 - How do you know? - I read it in the Almanacs. 380 00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:08,055 - Is it man or ape? - It swings between the two. 381 00:39:28,492 --> 00:39:29,534 Heavens! 382 00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:33,580 To walk along that... 383 00:39:34,081 --> 00:39:37,125 - Go on, Leon. - Oh, sir, I couldn't possibly. 384 00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:43,006 It's folly to enter the Land of the Gods. 385 00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:45,050 I shan't go another step! 386 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:51,181 Sir, I wish to inform you of my one week's notice. 387 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:55,268 According to my calculations, you owe me... 388 00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:57,771 Leon, this is the time or place? 389 00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,608 Oh, I don't like this! 390 00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:05,737 Even as a child I was prone to vertigo. 391 00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:07,530 Vertigo! 392 00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:10,784 Leon... give me your hand! 393 00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:14,287 Leon! 394 00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:33,056 What did you do to my shirts? 395 00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:36,768 For travel purposes, I always pin them together. 396 00:40:36,977 --> 00:40:38,603 I double your salary! 397 00:40:39,229 --> 00:40:42,774 Thank you, sir. I'm sorry, I can no longer hold on... 398 00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:51,533 We're better off here. 399 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:54,369 You think so? All that linen, ruined! 400 00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:56,455 Come on, let's get moving. 401 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,668 Mr Goh is going to pay for this. 402 00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:07,048 My dear Leon, look at these peaks, the snow, nature! 403 00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:08,967 I never noticed it before. 404 00:41:09,176 --> 00:41:11,803 Take this scarf, sir, you'll catch cold. 405 00:41:12,012 --> 00:41:15,223 Cold? But my heart burns with desire! 406 00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:20,145 - I've never seen you like this. - I'm a new man! Oh, Alexandrine! 407 00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:23,023 Did you feel the texture of her skin? 408 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,358 I'm dealing with the wardrobe. 409 00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:29,946 All you're interested in is brushes and coat hangars! 410 00:41:34,868 --> 00:41:37,204 - Don't sneeze, sir! - Why not? 411 00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:40,206 Because of ava... ava... ava... 412 00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:43,960 Avalanches. 413 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:49,633 - I'm losing heart, sir! - Stiffen your buttocks. 414 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:52,010 Don't see how that might help. 415 00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:11,196 We're at the peak, Leon. Take heart! 416 00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:13,114 The heights become you. 417 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:22,541 I'm slipping! 418 00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:26,086 I'm coming, Leon! 419 00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:35,512 What time is it, Leon? 420 00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:39,933 Tea time. But I've got nothing with me. 421 00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:41,726 I'm not angry with you. 422 00:42:41,935 --> 00:42:46,856 I'm not angry with you either, sir. I know you meant well. 423 00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:07,836 - Leon, look! - That's not easy, sir. 424 00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:10,547 - The Shouli monastery. - Ah, yes. 425 00:43:25,854 --> 00:43:29,691 This is Everest, sir. We can't go any higher. 426 00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:44,122 Mr Goh! 427 00:43:45,081 --> 00:43:46,791 Let's not stay here. 428 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,210 I'll wait for Mr Goh! 429 00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:26,975 The living goddess! 430 00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:23,424 I don't like the look of this, sir. 431 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,484 Drop the ballast! 432 00:47:47,156 --> 00:47:50,952 Drop the ballast! Drop it! 433 00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:54,015 Wait, I'll give you a leg up. 434 00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:56,684 - Push, Leon. - I am doing. 435 00:48:56,893 --> 00:48:59,312 Harder... And mind your manners! 436 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,564 Given the circumstances... 437 00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:30,301 Drop the ballast! 438 00:49:32,512 --> 00:49:34,472 Drop more ballast! 439 00:49:34,681 --> 00:49:36,182 Not much left! 440 00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:08,381 - It's them again! - Who? 441 00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:10,800 - Mr Goh's killers! - We're goners! 442 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:14,887 - Tough luck, we have no choice. - Hang on! 443 00:50:15,096 --> 00:50:18,516 Hang in there! One last effort and we're there! 444 00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:19,766 Come on. 445 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:22,145 - Come on! - You'll be fine! 446 00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:23,521 Where are they? 447 00:50:28,401 --> 00:50:30,319 Not me, not me! 448 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,909 Mr Lempereur, we don't want to hurt you! 449 00:50:37,118 --> 00:50:38,745 Then why chase me? 450 00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:40,496 We want to talk to you! 451 00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:43,458 - But you won't listen! - You keep fighting us! 452 00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:45,293 And running far away! 453 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,170 We're here to protect you! 454 00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:49,380 We work for Centenarian! 455 00:50:49,589 --> 00:50:51,424 Your insurance company! 456 00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:54,093 While we're around, nothing can happen to you! 457 00:50:54,302 --> 00:50:57,221 Pulls us back up! 458 00:51:00,266 --> 00:51:04,228 Let me introduce myself, Former Adjutant-Major Cornac. 459 00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:06,606 Sergeant Roquentin. 460 00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:10,109 Veteran of 412 squadron, one of the Adjutant's men. 461 00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:11,652 We're still together. 462 00:51:11,861 --> 00:51:15,406 Why are you in a country we had to help you escape from? 463 00:51:15,615 --> 00:51:17,075 Looking for Mr Goh. 464 00:51:17,283 --> 00:51:20,411 - He never left Hong Kong. - We've got our eye on him. 465 00:51:21,037 --> 00:51:25,666 Is he making fun of me? He sent me right across the world! 466 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:28,086 - Strange. - No, it's simple. 467 00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:32,090 Mr Goh stands to inherit a million when you die. 468 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:35,510 - He sends you to a perilous place... - And bingo! 469 00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,095 He stayed in Hong Kong. 470 00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:40,223 Let's get back there and put a stop to this! 471 00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:41,891 To Hong Kong! 472 00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:00,952 To the port! 473 00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:04,455 - Give me a hand, Roquentin. - Right away, sir. 474 00:52:12,755 --> 00:52:15,424 Twelve days Arthur has been gone. 475 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,386 And maybe twelve days he's been dead. 476 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,721 And maybe poor Alice is rich. 477 00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:24,934 A million dollars should see us through! 478 00:52:25,393 --> 00:52:30,231 Alice can buy this yacht and we'll sail home via the islands. 479 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,441 Arthur. It's a miracle! 480 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:35,111 - Have you seen Mr Goh? - Aren't you dead? 481 00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:37,572 Arthur, darling, you look awful! 482 00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:39,866 Why, you old rascal, you! 483 00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:44,495 The boy had us worried sick and yet you're celebrating! 484 00:52:45,246 --> 00:52:47,665 - Any idea where Goh is? - You should know. 485 00:52:47,957 --> 00:52:49,709 Unfortunately not. 486 00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:52,044 You might at least say hello! 487 00:52:52,253 --> 00:52:54,839 Did you notice how sad he looked? 488 00:52:55,047 --> 00:52:56,340 It's awful! 489 00:52:56,549 --> 00:52:58,134 As you said, dear. Awful. 490 00:52:58,301 --> 00:53:01,220 It can't be easy, wanting to die and yet failing. 491 00:53:01,429 --> 00:53:03,681 Give your fiancé a kiss, dear. 492 00:53:05,433 --> 00:53:10,646 Cornelius... I don't understand what's taking Mr Goh so long. 493 00:53:11,731 --> 00:53:15,026 The wait is unbearable... for Arthur, and for us! 494 00:53:22,325 --> 00:53:25,703 Mr Lempereur, I must give you my news. 495 00:53:25,912 --> 00:53:29,248 It's taking so long, I've acquired a family! 496 00:53:29,457 --> 00:53:30,708 The news is... 497 00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:32,543 - Later, Biscotin. - Biscoton! 498 00:53:32,752 --> 00:53:34,837 Mr Goh isn't here... I told you. 499 00:53:35,046 --> 00:53:39,217 Well, if he isn't here... then he's gone somewhere else. 500 00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:41,677 Let's try the massage parlour. 501 00:53:43,012 --> 00:53:44,597 Be quick, I'll wait here. 502 00:53:45,348 --> 00:53:47,433 - Roquentin! - Sorry, chief. 503 00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:51,729 Sorry, chief. 504 00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:31,477 Act natural. 505 00:54:31,686 --> 00:54:33,187 - We found... - No one! 506 00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:35,481 I did... We're being followed. 507 00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:36,774 Where? 508 00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:40,861 - Ever been followed from the front? - Must be behind. 509 00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:47,368 - It's a 1952 Mercedes. - Six-cylinder. 510 00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:48,576 Let's go! 511 00:54:50,413 --> 00:54:52,665 I need to find Goh, and quick. 512 00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:55,084 You, check the bars, you, the hotels. 513 00:54:55,293 --> 00:54:58,004 See you in an hour on Buddha of Hollywood St. 514 00:54:58,212 --> 00:54:59,213 Let's go! 515 00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:03,592 Quit pulling me, quit pulling me! 516 00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:06,470 You clumsy oaf! 517 00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:48,512 Alexandrine Pinardell! 518 00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:51,515 Hello, stranger. 519 00:55:51,974 --> 00:55:54,226 Still being followed? Still insured? 520 00:55:54,435 --> 00:55:55,561 Unfortunately. 521 00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:57,396 No way. 522 00:55:57,605 --> 00:55:59,732 How can I make you see? 523 00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:02,360 Adrian! 524 00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:04,195 - Arthur. - Oh yes, Arthur. 525 00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:07,239 Take that off, I like you as you are! 526 00:56:07,448 --> 00:56:08,824 ' Really? ' Yes! 527 00:56:09,283 --> 00:56:11,827 I'll go, I'm putting you in danger. 528 00:56:13,245 --> 00:56:15,414 Still bearing your breasts? 529 00:56:15,623 --> 00:56:17,583 Yes, they feed me! 530 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,835 See you at the ballroom later. 531 00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:22,671 - I'll have everything sorted! - Sure you will. 532 00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:50,991 Ah, Mr Lempereur! 533 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,035 Shh! What? 534 00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:55,204 You were right. 535 00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:03,963 What I like about religion is the incense. 536 00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:06,799 - This one's particularly scented. - So? 537 00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:10,553 It helps the embalmed soul to rise more easily to God. 538 00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:13,264 No, tell me about Mr Goh! 539 00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,807 - He's croquetting. - Croquetting? 540 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:18,144 Playing croquet. 541 00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:20,103 At a British club, downtown. 542 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:22,356 A British club, downtown... 543 00:57:28,863 --> 00:57:29,863 Mr Goh. 544 00:57:33,242 --> 00:57:34,493 Mr Goh! 545 00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:41,375 Is this your Himalayan retreat? 546 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,588 But Mr Goh, it's me! 547 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:49,133 Arthur, one should not chat during a game. 548 00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:51,010 Well, I'm not playing! 549 00:57:51,218 --> 00:57:55,473 You've become very tense. Is there any explanation for that? 550 00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:58,225 Any reason? No more jokes! 551 00:57:58,434 --> 00:58:01,187 I want to live. I'm cancelling our agreement. 552 00:58:01,353 --> 00:58:03,397 Good, you've finally understood. 553 00:58:03,606 --> 00:58:06,609 Life is delightful when one almost loses it. 554 00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:08,861 Allow me to own up. 555 00:58:09,069 --> 00:58:13,324 All these adventures exist only here, in your imagination. 556 00:58:13,574 --> 00:58:16,368 I've made you see sense and banished boredom. 557 00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:19,747 You feel afraid, alive. You're out of danger. 558 00:58:22,917 --> 00:58:26,462 Did you think that I, your friend, would have you killed? 559 00:58:26,629 --> 00:58:27,796 Life is invaluable! 560 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:31,383 Women, birds, poets, glacé fruit... 561 00:58:32,051 --> 00:58:34,428 Remember what I told you. 562 00:58:34,637 --> 00:58:38,474 You were lacking the thorn among the roses. 563 00:58:38,682 --> 00:58:42,061 So hanging by your shirt sleeves over a raging torrent 564 00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:46,065 and being chased by yetis at 6,000 metres is a thorn? 565 00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:48,150 And the gunfire was hilarious! 566 00:58:48,317 --> 00:58:49,902 You were shot at? By whom? 567 00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:58,410 Be done with it. 568 00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:02,081 The boy is at his wits' end and Mr Goh is useless! 569 00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:05,292 You can't miss. Are you a man or not? 570 00:59:05,501 --> 00:59:07,670 What a question, Suzy! 571 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,089 What I mean is... are you manly? 572 00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:11,507 Well, you tell me! 573 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:16,470 I meant Arthur! A real man should be able to kill his friend if asked. 574 00:59:16,679 --> 00:59:18,013 He didn't ask me to. 575 00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:20,683 Arthur wants to die, Alice will be rich. 576 00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:22,434 I'd do anything for you. 577 00:59:23,102 --> 00:59:25,896 Too late! Come on, hurry. 578 00:59:26,146 --> 00:59:29,233 It's all very well but someone's firing at me. 579 00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:31,819 And I'm fed up of it! 580 00:59:32,027 --> 00:59:35,906 Oh, life is beautiful. It smells of roses. 581 00:59:36,115 --> 00:59:38,242 It has beautiful breasts. 582 00:59:38,659 --> 00:59:40,160 Its name is Alexandrine. 583 00:59:40,369 --> 00:59:43,872 If you could see her knees, her elbows... 584 00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:45,916 Taxi! 585 00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:58,887 Taxi! Quick, and step on it! 586 00:59:59,096 --> 01:00:02,224 - Chief, I've lost my shoe! - I don't wish to know! 587 01:00:02,433 --> 01:00:05,561 Chief, I can't tail someone without a shoe... 588 01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:13,902 - Stay calm. - I am very calm. 589 01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:16,905 Doesn't sound like it. Driver, faster! 590 01:00:17,197 --> 01:00:21,535 You know what to do, OK? We overtake... and you fire! 591 01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:28,584 Driver, get closer! 592 01:00:29,752 --> 01:00:31,962 Now, now... now! 593 01:00:34,465 --> 01:00:36,925 - Fire! - No, I can't. 594 01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:38,677 Then I will. 595 01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:41,930 Poor child. I've got him! 596 01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:08,248 Anyone hurt? 597 01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:11,168 How about you? I'm used to it! 598 01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:30,562 It was them firing at me! Taxi! 599 01:01:30,771 --> 01:01:33,148 - They looked familiar. - Two Chinese! 600 01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:36,151 The behatted Mandarin and moustachioed Chinese. 601 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,695 Step on it! 602 01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:59,383 - Recognise them now? - Sure. 603 01:01:59,591 --> 01:02:00,884 The two Chinese! 604 01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:03,554 Fire! 605 01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:08,183 My hat! Stop! 606 01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:09,768 I lost my hat! 607 01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:12,688 I'm beset by idiots! 608 01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:21,488 I'm nothing without my hat. 609 01:02:21,697 --> 01:02:25,325 Catch them or I'll give you what for! Now fire! 610 01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:26,952 I found my shoe. 611 01:02:27,161 --> 01:02:29,663 My gun, I lost my gun! 612 01:02:43,761 --> 01:02:47,931 You really are totally useless. Worse, you're an amateur! 613 01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:50,350 Sure, I'm no professional killer. 614 01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:52,102 Then I'll find one! 615 01:02:52,311 --> 01:02:53,437 What? Where? 616 01:02:53,645 --> 01:02:56,523 Sey Chang, home of the King of the Underworld! 617 01:02:56,732 --> 01:02:58,692 - Who? - Charlie Fallinster. 618 01:02:58,901 --> 01:03:00,778 Charlie Fallinster! 619 01:03:01,195 --> 01:03:02,446 Indeed! 620 01:03:20,756 --> 01:03:21,965 There he is! 621 01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:25,886 Yes, there! 622 01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:29,473 Follow that sampan! 623 01:03:31,642 --> 01:03:32,642 Sorry. 624 01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:41,693 Wait for us! 625 01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:45,614 - The sea's risen. - Or the ladder's dropped. 626 01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:49,535 And who among us can tell 627 01:03:49,952 --> 01:03:52,746 When I will see him again... 628 01:03:54,790 --> 01:03:56,500 Fancy knitting with us? 629 01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:58,710 - What's all this? - I'm knitting. 630 01:03:58,919 --> 01:04:02,464 - A thug came aboard! - Me? I was watching the pier. 631 01:04:02,673 --> 01:04:04,883 - Why? - To see who was following me. 632 01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:08,595 - So you left the boat? - No! I just went ashore... 633 01:04:08,804 --> 01:04:11,098 - You're a lousy liar! - No! 634 01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:12,474 Admit it! 635 01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:19,481 I'm a criminal. Suzy wanted to do you a favour but I couldn't. 636 01:04:19,690 --> 01:04:20,732 What, kill me? 637 01:04:20,941 --> 01:04:23,443 It's all arranged, she's found someone. 638 01:04:23,652 --> 01:04:25,946 - Where is she? - Charlie Fallinster's. 639 01:04:26,154 --> 01:04:29,783 Quick, we must catch her before it's too late! 640 01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:35,247 - Where are you going? - Charlie Fallinster's. 641 01:04:35,873 --> 01:04:39,209 Charlie Fallinster? The Al Capone of the southern seas? 642 01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:40,627 Gentlemen. 643 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:11,074 Well, lil' ma'am? 644 01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:14,828 It's about my son-in-law-to-be. 645 01:05:15,037 --> 01:05:17,497 Or not to-be, since you're going to... 646 01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:23,503 Arthur Lempereur is worth $2 million. 647 01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:27,424 Fifty-fifty... ma'am. 648 01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:29,300 What! 649 01:05:29,468 --> 01:05:32,804 - An equal share? - I said fifty-fifty. 650 01:05:33,013 --> 01:05:35,724 An equal share for a simple job? 651 01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:38,143 Sign here, ma'am. 652 01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:40,562 Sign, I said! 653 01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:44,066 Lil' ma'am. 654 01:05:46,610 --> 01:05:50,948 When will this be done? We have only 3 days. 655 01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:53,659 On January 1st, the policy... 656 01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,417 A walking corpse! 657 01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:22,854 Who's this? 658 01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:27,943 Noidea. 659 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:29,778 We'll ask around. 660 01:06:29,987 --> 01:06:31,363 The natives. 661 01:06:32,239 --> 01:06:33,323 Sir! 662 01:06:33,949 --> 01:06:35,575 Excuse me, sir. 663 01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,205 Could you tell me...? 664 01:06:52,426 --> 01:06:54,136 Alright, cut it out. 665 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:04,146 What are we moaning about? Everything's fine. 666 01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:08,483 The weather's great and the Orient has its charms. 667 01:07:09,026 --> 01:07:11,278 Have you noticed the slanting eyes? 668 01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:16,491 Don't worry, it's just an ad. This man is overworked. 669 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:19,369 He needs to take Charlie Fallinster pills. 670 01:07:19,578 --> 01:07:22,581 It's weird though, whoever posed for the ad... 671 01:07:22,789 --> 01:07:23,957 ...looks like you. 672 01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:26,668 I think sir needs a change of appearance. 673 01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:32,382 Moustache. 674 01:07:43,769 --> 01:07:45,187 Let's board, gentlemen. 675 01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:47,981 - Who's the moustachioed guy? - Me. 676 01:07:48,190 --> 01:07:49,566 Where's Mr Lempereur? 677 01:07:49,775 --> 01:07:54,988 Idiots! You just need to hide out three more days till January 1st. 678 01:07:55,197 --> 01:07:56,239 Three days? 679 01:07:56,907 --> 01:07:58,283 I'm on the lookout. 680 01:07:58,492 --> 01:08:00,077 No one will get near you! 681 01:08:00,285 --> 01:08:02,412 - With us around... - You'll be fine. 682 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:08,877 We'll protect you, Arthur! 683 01:08:22,099 --> 01:08:26,603 My father was from the coast, so I've always been a good sailor... 684 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:40,951 Excuse me ladies, duty calls. 685 01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:23,410 Sir? Sir! 686 01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:24,911 Leon. 687 01:09:30,584 --> 01:09:31,710 Le-on! 688 01:09:43,054 --> 01:09:44,890 The contraption is ours, sir. 689 01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:07,954 Where would sir like to go? 690 01:10:08,163 --> 01:10:10,081 It has to be the Ballroom. 691 01:10:10,290 --> 01:10:14,502 Ah, Miss Alexandrine Pinardell. 692 01:10:15,337 --> 01:10:17,839 I'm given to thinking about her too. 693 01:10:18,048 --> 01:10:19,341 A decent girl. 694 01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:22,093 Anyway, Leon, are we far away? 695 01:10:22,802 --> 01:10:26,181 One is always far from those one loves, sir. 696 01:10:27,057 --> 01:10:31,103 I remember serving under Admiral Pierette. 697 01:10:31,311 --> 01:10:35,065 I was in love with a lady of colour and... 698 01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:39,778 We're here, sir. I'll tell you the rest later. 699 01:10:39,986 --> 01:10:41,780 It's rather witty! 700 01:10:41,988 --> 01:10:44,115 - Can I come out? - One moment, sir. 701 01:10:44,324 --> 01:10:46,743 - Quit yelling! - Am I being tactless? 702 01:10:46,952 --> 01:10:50,413 - So, is there anyone around? - No, I'll let you out. 703 01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:17,482 Arthur! It's been a while. 704 01:11:18,316 --> 01:11:19,901 Quick, hide me! 705 01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:22,654 - Still being chased? - Behind the door. 706 01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:24,447 Yeah, whatever. 707 01:11:26,116 --> 01:11:27,534 Don't you believe me? 708 01:11:27,993 --> 01:11:30,745 I've understood that you're very shy. 709 01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:32,831 But don't make such a fuss. 710 01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:36,626 If you love me, say so, and I'll think about it. 711 01:11:37,419 --> 01:11:40,422 I need to escape. They're breaking down the door! 712 01:11:44,009 --> 01:11:45,427 Too high! 713 01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:03,528 Brutes! Savages! Pigs! 714 01:12:03,737 --> 01:12:06,865 Attack a well brought-up girl, would you? 715 01:12:07,073 --> 01:12:09,492 You beasts! Bastards! 716 01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:12,037 No! 717 01:12:24,215 --> 01:12:27,761 - Music! You're on Alexandrine! - Yes, sir. 718 01:12:34,768 --> 01:12:37,854 And now, Alexandrine Pinardell, 719 01:12:38,063 --> 01:12:40,398 from the Gay Paris striptease! 720 01:14:01,980 --> 01:14:02,980 Arthur! 721 01:15:56,844 --> 01:15:58,054 Arthur! 722 01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:53,503 Sir! Miss! 723 01:17:55,046 --> 01:17:56,547 Come on! 724 01:18:01,052 --> 01:18:04,514 What the...? Leon! 725 01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:34,752 We didn't mean to steal anything! 726 01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:39,966 - But we're safe here. - In jail? I have my dignity. 727 01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:42,927 Yes, Commissioner! The theft was my idea. 728 01:18:43,136 --> 01:18:46,305 And I'd do it again if I had to! 729 01:18:46,514 --> 01:18:48,516 Down with foreigners! 730 01:18:52,562 --> 01:18:54,897 - Sony - Hey, you, cut that out! 731 01:19:08,161 --> 01:19:11,247 Alexandrine, relax, in three days, it'll all be over. 732 01:19:11,456 --> 01:19:14,041 Should I tuck your sheets in, sir? 733 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:18,671 Be a good boy, Leon, slip into the bed and disappear. 734 01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:21,549 - I understand, sir. - Sure you do. 735 01:19:21,758 --> 01:19:24,552 Walk up and down. Get angry. 736 01:19:25,803 --> 01:19:28,598 You're beautiful. I couldn't be happier. 737 01:19:28,806 --> 01:19:31,267 - You're not sorry? - About what? 738 01:19:31,476 --> 01:19:35,938 You're not ashamed to throw a girl in prison to tell her you love her? 739 01:19:36,147 --> 01:19:40,026 Me, in jail! And I was raised by nuns. 740 01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:42,612 I always dreamed of a night in prison. 741 01:19:43,362 --> 01:19:44,363 Can you smell 742 01:19:44,572 --> 01:19:46,115 the hint of mildew? 743 01:19:46,407 --> 01:19:49,410 The odour of fungus and saltpeter? 744 01:19:50,161 --> 01:19:52,538 To think I've lived amid mahogany... 745 01:19:53,206 --> 01:19:55,625 If these bars weren't here... 746 01:19:57,001 --> 01:19:59,462 I'd give your rear end a good kicking! 747 01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:01,005 Your legs are gorgeous. 748 01:20:01,214 --> 01:20:03,341 Never mind my legs. 749 01:20:03,591 --> 01:20:05,551 I know you have other qualities. 750 01:20:06,511 --> 01:20:11,641 Drunk! Hangs around nightclubs and treats girls like floozies! 751 01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:14,060 Now listen, Alexandrine Pinardell. 752 01:20:14,268 --> 01:20:18,564 I've never been happier than tonight. For yesterday, tonight and tomorrow, 753 01:20:18,773 --> 01:20:20,066 I thank you. 754 01:20:21,818 --> 01:20:23,319 Thank me for what? 755 01:20:23,528 --> 01:20:24,987 For existing. 756 01:20:33,204 --> 01:20:36,499 I bid you good night, sir. 757 01:20:41,254 --> 01:20:44,966 Centenarian is happy to stand bail to have Mr Lempereur's released. 758 01:20:53,224 --> 01:20:54,517 Mr Lempereur! 759 01:20:54,725 --> 01:20:57,103 - You're free! - We've put up bail. 760 01:20:57,311 --> 01:21:01,315 - It's the least we could do. - But I don't want to be released! 761 01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:18,791 Fools, now my life's in danger again! Run, I'll go back to jail. 762 01:21:21,961 --> 01:21:24,088 Doe me a favour, let me back in. 763 01:21:24,297 --> 01:21:26,007 You idiot! Yes! 764 01:21:59,165 --> 01:22:01,792 If sir would be so kind... 765 01:22:19,185 --> 01:22:21,521 - We lost the Sidecar! - Stop! 766 01:22:21,938 --> 01:22:23,731 Another design defect. 767 01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:26,692 - Stop, you blighter! - Yes, quick, quick! 768 01:22:27,485 --> 01:22:28,653 Cover the rear. 769 01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:33,783 All repaired, let's go! 770 01:22:49,924 --> 01:22:52,635 - Now I can breathe. - Good times! 771 01:22:52,843 --> 01:22:54,512 Roquentin, follow me. 772 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:55,972 Coming, chief! 773 01:22:56,180 --> 01:22:57,765 Cover the right. 774 01:22:58,933 --> 01:23:01,936 - All done, chief. - Ready, on my order... fire! 775 01:23:07,108 --> 01:23:09,694 - Do they want to hurt you? - Looks like it. 776 01:23:17,785 --> 01:23:19,578 Sir, I have an idea. 777 01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:42,184 A pillbox! 778 01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:44,854 - Push me, Leon. - OK, miss! 779 01:23:45,062 --> 01:23:46,814 - No, don't touch me! - OK, miss! 780 01:23:57,491 --> 01:23:59,243 I swallowed the pin! 781 01:24:01,620 --> 01:24:02,747 He swallowed it. 782 01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:05,833 Mr Lempereur, he swallowed the pin! 783 01:24:12,256 --> 01:24:14,300 A gun. Get in position! 784 01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:16,469 Backsight: 150 785 01:24:17,762 --> 01:24:19,555 Load! 786 01:24:19,764 --> 01:24:20,848 Ready? 787 01:24:21,348 --> 01:24:22,348 Fire! 788 01:24:31,484 --> 01:24:34,028 No, I said 150 for the backsight. 789 01:24:34,236 --> 01:24:35,863 - Well, sorry... - Load! 790 01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:42,411 Ready? Fire! 791 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:50,586 Colonial era. Past its use-by date. 792 01:25:18,072 --> 01:25:20,533 - What are they saying? - "Surrender". 793 01:25:20,741 --> 01:25:22,368 We shall never surrender! 794 01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:28,791 Hey, an underground passage. 795 01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:30,876 What a godsend. 796 01:25:31,085 --> 01:25:33,379 - Strategic withdrawal. - Elastic defence. 797 01:25:33,587 --> 01:25:34,587 Run! 798 01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:46,809 - Who touched my behind? - Not me, I'm ahead of you. 799 01:25:47,017 --> 01:25:48,519 I'm ahead of sir. 800 01:25:49,812 --> 01:25:50,896 Not us! 801 01:25:51,105 --> 01:25:53,691 Watch it, Centenarians, you're not my type. 802 01:25:54,024 --> 01:25:58,154 - That was you, right, chief? - No, I never touched her! 803 01:25:58,863 --> 01:26:01,115 - I know you! - Well, I know you too. 804 01:26:23,137 --> 01:26:26,390 I won't stay here another minute. We need to get out. 805 01:26:26,599 --> 01:26:28,475 Leave it to me. I know the way. 806 01:26:37,526 --> 01:26:40,696 A junk is prepared to take us. Come on! 807 01:27:09,141 --> 01:27:13,520 Sir, I haven't slept a wink and I've noticed things. 808 01:27:13,729 --> 01:27:14,729 What? 809 01:27:14,855 --> 01:27:17,441 Come with me. And act casual. 810 01:27:27,952 --> 01:27:30,412 There, in the owner's cabin. 811 01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:39,338 Ironically, this boat belongs to Fallinster, the man we're fleeing. 812 01:27:39,546 --> 01:27:41,715 And that's not all. Come... 813 01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:01,652 Look. 814 01:28:05,656 --> 01:28:07,866 See? How many of us are there? 815 01:28:08,075 --> 01:28:10,703 - Five. - And how many coffins are there? 816 01:28:10,911 --> 01:28:12,204 One each. 817 01:28:12,496 --> 01:28:14,373 And there's more. 818 01:28:25,968 --> 01:28:26,969 Sniff. 819 01:28:30,973 --> 01:28:32,016 Opium! 820 01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:40,941 So we're in the hands of pirates. 821 01:28:41,150 --> 01:28:46,488 I picked this boat because Fallinster will never look for you here. 822 01:28:46,697 --> 01:28:48,782 Alexandrine, you're amazing. 823 01:28:48,991 --> 01:28:50,159 I always knew it. 824 01:29:02,963 --> 01:29:05,382 Tear this shirt into strips. 825 01:29:05,591 --> 01:29:07,593 Roquentin, make a hole there. 826 01:29:07,801 --> 01:29:11,180 Cornac... here. Leon, get this scuttle open. 827 01:29:11,388 --> 01:29:12,556 Of course, sir. 828 01:29:14,975 --> 01:29:16,977 Cornac, fetch that barrel. 829 01:29:18,145 --> 01:29:19,646 We've sprung a leak! 830 01:29:20,731 --> 01:29:22,691 The imbecile! Help him. 831 01:29:23,776 --> 01:29:27,529 He's made a hole below the waterline but I know what to do. 832 01:29:32,451 --> 01:29:35,079 There. Now we just turn the tap off. 833 01:29:37,247 --> 01:29:39,792 - Make a hole in the ceiling. - OK... 834 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,378 - Not the beam, the ceiling! - The ceiling. 835 01:29:42,586 --> 01:29:45,255 - Use the drill bit! - Here it is. 836 01:29:45,881 --> 01:29:47,383 In the ceiling. 837 01:29:49,343 --> 01:29:52,679 - You're turning the wrong way! - Sony 838 01:29:53,472 --> 01:29:55,724 - Take it easy. - I'm through! 839 01:29:58,227 --> 01:30:00,187 Cornac, light a fire. 840 01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:03,482 Do this... cover your nose and mouth. 841 01:30:12,408 --> 01:30:13,492 Ready? 842 01:30:14,701 --> 01:30:16,787 Right, I'm burning the opium. 843 01:30:39,268 --> 01:30:42,938 - Oh, this is a dream trip! - Don't breathe! 844 01:31:01,123 --> 01:31:03,584 Quick, I'm becoming dopey. 845 01:31:23,854 --> 01:31:26,690 What was that noise? Alexandrine, you're here. 846 01:31:26,899 --> 01:31:27,941 Leon! 847 01:31:28,275 --> 01:31:30,068 Yes, Alice, my dear. 848 01:31:30,277 --> 01:31:33,280 - Why are you calling me Alice? - Did I say something? 849 01:31:33,489 --> 01:31:34,781 Cornac! Roquentin! 850 01:31:35,365 --> 01:31:37,951 The military is underpinned by discipline. 851 01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:41,330 Soldiers must live at the expense of he who listens. 852 01:31:52,966 --> 01:31:55,802 - Where am I? - In my arms, fear not! 853 01:31:56,011 --> 01:31:59,515 - Everything's against us. - We're done for! 854 01:32:16,740 --> 01:32:18,909 Arthur... Arthur? 855 01:32:33,924 --> 01:32:35,592 Arthur, you're not dead... 856 01:32:36,176 --> 01:32:37,678 What's wrong with him? 857 01:32:39,555 --> 01:32:41,139 I'll try mouth-to-mouth. 858 01:32:51,733 --> 01:32:52,776 Again! 859 01:32:53,485 --> 01:32:55,237 Are you done purring? 860 01:32:57,573 --> 01:32:58,782 Alexandrine! 861 01:32:58,991 --> 01:33:01,326 You scared me, I thought you'd drowned. 862 01:33:02,077 --> 01:33:03,370 I'm as good as. 863 01:33:03,579 --> 01:33:06,039 You tricked me and stole a kiss! 864 01:33:07,833 --> 01:33:11,503 It's true... I did steal a kiss. 865 01:33:11,712 --> 01:33:13,505 Don't steal, ask! 866 01:33:14,923 --> 01:33:19,094 I'd have given you a thousand if you'd asked honestly. 867 01:33:31,023 --> 01:33:32,274 Come and get it! 868 01:33:51,335 --> 01:33:54,212 - I love you, Alexandrine. - Drink. 869 01:33:55,339 --> 01:33:56,381 That tickles! 870 01:34:40,384 --> 01:34:41,635 Sea... 871 01:34:43,011 --> 01:34:44,137 Sun... 872 01:34:45,013 --> 01:34:46,390 A tree... 873 01:34:51,603 --> 01:34:53,397 A boat on the horizon! 874 01:34:54,064 --> 01:34:56,400 It was so nice alone. Who is it? 875 01:34:57,526 --> 01:34:59,986 Cornac and Roquentin. Let's get away! 876 01:35:02,239 --> 01:35:05,158 Race you to the end of the beach! 877 01:35:09,246 --> 01:35:10,580 I win! 878 01:35:13,125 --> 01:35:14,125 Cheat! 879 01:35:39,025 --> 01:35:41,528 - Think he saw us? - I hope so. 880 01:35:44,156 --> 01:35:46,199 - Mr Lempereur, we're saved. - Look! 881 01:35:46,408 --> 01:35:49,661 - I bet you've been spotted! - We didn't want to miss it. 882 01:36:13,477 --> 01:36:15,896 - Run and hide. - But they're rescuing us! 883 01:36:16,104 --> 01:36:19,524 - A whole squadron for four of us? - Very dodgy. 884 01:36:19,733 --> 01:36:22,736 - It's Fallinster! - Let's warn Mr Lempereur... 885 01:36:44,966 --> 01:36:47,594 - Wait for us! - It's Fallinster! 886 01:37:05,695 --> 01:37:08,114 Run, Arthur, they won't harm me. 887 01:37:32,639 --> 01:37:34,808 - You can rest. - No, go further. 888 01:37:35,016 --> 01:37:37,936 We've lost them. Someone here will to take us in. 889 01:37:38,144 --> 01:37:39,688 Requisition a house! 890 01:37:39,896 --> 01:37:42,691 Civilians, out! You rogues! 891 01:37:42,899 --> 01:37:43,942 Out with you! 892 01:37:44,150 --> 01:37:45,694 Hands up! 893 01:37:45,902 --> 01:37:47,696 Where do they think they are? 894 01:37:48,947 --> 01:37:50,156 Excuse them. 895 01:37:51,783 --> 01:37:53,660 Girl... broken foot... sleep... 896 01:37:53,869 --> 01:37:54,911 eat... 897 01:38:12,512 --> 01:38:15,974 It'll all be over soon, Alexandrine, and we'll be happy. 898 01:38:16,182 --> 01:38:18,643 We'll forget about this stupid contract. 899 01:39:00,018 --> 01:39:03,813 Wake up, we're surrounded! Take care of Alexandrine. 900 01:39:04,022 --> 01:39:05,649 - What time is it? - Midnight. 901 01:39:05,857 --> 01:39:08,234 Happy New Year, Mr Lempereur! 902 01:39:08,443 --> 01:39:10,111 - Later! - It's January 1st. 903 01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:11,112 So? 904 01:39:11,321 --> 01:39:13,490 Centenary is no longer responsible. 905 01:39:13,698 --> 01:39:16,451 - Our contract has expired. - Good luck! 906 01:39:16,660 --> 01:39:19,204 - See you around! - My regards, Miss Pinardell. 907 01:39:19,913 --> 01:39:21,498 The contract has ended! 908 01:39:21,706 --> 01:39:23,333 The contract is over! 909 01:39:26,252 --> 01:39:28,797 But Mr Lempereur is worthless to you now! 910 01:39:29,005 --> 01:39:31,049 It's January 1st! 911 01:39:32,175 --> 01:39:34,302 Unbelievable! Show the white flag. 912 01:39:35,220 --> 01:39:36,304 Come on. 913 01:39:38,139 --> 01:39:40,141 Contract finished! 914 01:40:09,004 --> 01:40:11,631 - Is your foot OK? - Fine. 915 01:40:13,008 --> 01:40:14,175 Then follow me. 916 01:43:55,855 --> 01:43:57,774 We're out of gas! 917 01:44:10,119 --> 01:44:11,119 Look! 918 01:44:13,957 --> 01:44:17,752 We've had it this time, Alexandrine. We can't land. 919 01:44:17,961 --> 01:44:20,046 Yoo-hoo, Mr Arthur! 920 01:44:20,296 --> 01:44:21,339 Leon! 921 01:44:23,549 --> 01:44:24,759 And how are you? 922 01:44:24,968 --> 01:44:27,887 - Sorry? - I asked how you were! 923 01:44:28,096 --> 01:44:30,014 Bad, we're out of gas! 924 01:44:30,223 --> 01:44:32,392 Then land! 925 01:44:32,600 --> 01:44:33,393 We can't! 926 01:44:33,601 --> 01:44:36,187 Don't worry, we'll come for you! 927 01:44:43,695 --> 01:44:46,364 You go first, I'll hold the plane steady. 928 01:44:59,294 --> 01:45:00,378 Closer! 929 01:45:15,727 --> 01:45:16,727 Lower! 930 01:45:19,689 --> 01:45:20,898 You're there! 931 01:45:28,865 --> 01:45:31,409 Forgive me, Miss Pinardell! 932 01:45:34,579 --> 01:45:35,788 Your turn, sir! 933 01:46:31,677 --> 01:46:34,847 Cornelius, you saved my life. Thank you! 934 01:46:35,056 --> 01:46:39,310 - Leon, your wish is my command. - I'd like your fiancée's hand, sir! 935 01:46:39,519 --> 01:46:40,895 Are you crazy? 936 01:46:41,104 --> 01:46:45,024 No, I didn't mean Miss Pinardell! 937 01:46:45,441 --> 01:46:46,734 I meant Alice. 938 01:46:46,943 --> 01:46:50,446 Oh, you can have Alice. She's all yours! 939 01:46:50,947 --> 01:46:52,782 Put it there, son-in-law! 940 01:46:52,990 --> 01:46:54,617 Have you persuaded Suzy? 941 01:46:54,826 --> 01:46:56,702 No, but I will. 942 01:47:10,466 --> 01:47:11,968 Leon and my daughter? Never! 943 01:47:12,176 --> 01:47:16,055 Suzy, shut up. From now on, you do as I tell you. 944 01:47:16,639 --> 01:47:20,726 Cornelius, why have you never spoken to me like that before? 945 01:47:21,811 --> 01:47:24,272 Ready, everyone... don't move... 946 01:47:27,692 --> 01:47:28,692 Thank you. 947 01:47:29,694 --> 01:47:32,947 - It's easy to be happy. We'll work! - No, not work! 948 01:47:33,156 --> 01:47:35,241 Out of the question! 949 01:47:35,450 --> 01:47:36,617 Why? 950 01:47:36,826 --> 01:47:40,121 This time, I'm going to give you the news. 951 01:47:40,329 --> 01:47:43,499 I can't stay here, with all these mouths to feed... 952 01:47:43,708 --> 01:47:45,918 Oh, lay off, Biscoton! 953 01:47:46,127 --> 01:47:48,588 It's "coton" as in... No, you're right. 954 01:47:48,796 --> 01:47:53,759 The news is, I was misinformed. You're not broke, you're rich! 955 01:47:54,260 --> 01:47:58,347 Richer than you've ever been. Fabulously wealthy! 956 01:48:02,226 --> 01:48:05,897 Poor Arthur, look at your face! 957 01:48:06,105 --> 01:48:07,773 What's wrong? 958 01:48:08,024 --> 01:48:09,024 Nothing. 63306

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