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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
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I THINK I'LL GO OUT
FOR A SKIP.
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WANNA COME WITH ME,
GRANDMA?
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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[COUGHS]
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EWW. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
SMOKING, GRANDMA?
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UM...I DON'T KNOW.
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LET ME THINK.
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[CRIES]
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JEEPERS, GRANDMA.
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THAT SEEMS LIKE
A LONG TIME TO BE SMOKING.
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SHOULDN'T YOU STOP?
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I'VE HEARD
IT ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU.
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YEAH? WELL, NEITHER IS PISSING
OFF OLD ANGRY LADIES, KID.
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NO FOOLING. I'M WORRIED.
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I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
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YOU IDIOT.
SHE'S GONNA OUTLIVE EVERYBODY.
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SHE'S FROM HELL.
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SHE'S NOT FROM HELL!
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YOU'RE JUST TRYING
TO QUASH MY FEAR.
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AWW.
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YOU REALLY DO CARE
ABOUT ME, DON'T YOU?
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UH-HUH.
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WELL, IF MY FUCKING SMOKING
BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH,
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THERE'S THE DOOR!
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AND DON'T LET IT HIT YOU
IN THE ASS!
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WHAT IF I DID MOVE OUT?
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YOU COULD FINALLY MOVE
INTO MY ROOM
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LIKE YOU ALWAYS WANTED.
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UH...KEEP TALKING.
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I'LL MOVE OUT AND GET MY OWN
PLACE IF YOU GIVE UP SMOKING.
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DEAL!
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[LAUGHS]
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PIECE OF CAKE.
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EAT THE REST OF THESE,
DOUGIE.
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THIS IS PERFECT TIMING.
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IT'S RUSH WEEK AT SCHOOL,
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AND I WANT TO JOIN
A FRATERNITY ANYWAY.
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WHAT FRATERNITY IS THAT?
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PHI BETA MORON?
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HEY, CLAY,
GLAD YOU STOPPED BY.
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YOU KNOW,
I WAS WONDERING,
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW
ABOUT YODELING?
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I KNOW EVERYTHING I'VE EVER
WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT YODELING.
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NOTHING.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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THERE'S A YODELER WHO'S
A CROSS-OVER ARTIST.
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IF YOU INVEST,
WE'LL BE AT THE FOREFRONT
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OF THE POP YODELING BOOM
IN THIS COUNTRY.
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♪ YO-DE-LAY-HEE-- ♪
NO.
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[GURGLES]
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LET'S GO, JOHNNY.
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ALL RIGHT, FORGET THAT.
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S STUPID.
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BUT HEAR ME OUT
ON THIS ONE:
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LOW-INCOME IGLOOS
FOR THE INNER CITIES.
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THINK ABOUT THAT!
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NO. I'M NOT GONNA
THINK ABOUT THAT.
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IN FACT, I'VE ALREADY
FORGOTTEN WHAT YOU SAID.
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HOW ABOUT A COMBINATION
COLONIC/SOFT-SERVE YOGURT SHOP?
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NO!
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REUSABLE CONDOMS!
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NO!
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REUSABLE CONDOMS!
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NO!
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ROBOT ASSASSINS.
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FUCK NO!
I'M NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN.
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THAT'S OK,
'CAUSE I'M MOVING OUT
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AS SOON AS
I JOIN A FRATERNITY.
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FRATERNITY, HUH?
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YOU KNOW THEY'RE GONNA
MAKE YOU DRINK PEE.
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[LAUGHS]
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NO. THEY DON'T
DO THAT ANYMORE.
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THEY'RE JUST GONNA
SPANK US WITH PADDLES
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AND MAKE US ROLL AROUND IN DOG
DOO AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING.
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I GOT MY PISS CUP!
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I GOT MY PISS CUP!
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WHOOPEE!
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[MOCKING]
THEY DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
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WELL,
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
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OMAR,
WHERE'S YOUR PADDLE?
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HERE IT IS.
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OW!
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[MUMBLING]
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UNH!
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OOH! OW!
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[GRUNTS]
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AH! JESUS, MARY,
AND JOSEPH!
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HE'S LIKE
A BAD CASE OF HERPES.
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[GROANS]
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[SQUEALS]
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HEY, CLAY,
NOW THAT I HAVE YOU ALONE,
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I CAN TELL YOU
MY REAL BUSINESS IDEA.
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I--I DIDN'T WANT
THOSE PARASITES TO HEAR IT.
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DO YOU MEAN YOUR SON
AND YOUR MOTHER?
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EXACTLY.
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IT'S THE OPPORTUNITY
OF A LIFETIME.
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IT'S A BAR FOR TALL PEOPLE,
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AND IT'S CALLED "TALLS."
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HMM.
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YOU MEAN A PLACE
WHERE I WOULDN'T BE
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THE TALLEST PERSON
IN THE ROOM?
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HELL, YOU'LL BE
ON THE SHORT SIDE.
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SHORT SIDE.
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MR. ZEEMAN, CAN YOU COME TO THE
BOARD TO WORK OUT THIS PROBLEM?
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STOP CLOWNING AROUND,
MR. GIRAFFE.
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[STUDENTS LAUGH]
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LOOK OUT, CLASS!
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HE'S HAVING
ANOTHER GROWTH SPURT!
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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[STUDENTS SCREAM]
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I'M THE TALLEST KID EVER.
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[SNIFFS]
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SURE, OLD MAN.
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I'LL MAKE YOUR BAR
FOR TALL PEOPLE.
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PUT 'ER THERE, PARTNER.
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DON'T TOUCH ME,
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AND DON'T CALL ME
"PARTNER."
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AND QUIT FUCKIN'
LOOKING' AT ME.
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I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA
SPANK US WITH THOSE PADDLES,
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NOT SHOVE 'EM UP OUR HEINIES.
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IF I'D KNOWN THAT,
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I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN
A SMALLER, ROUNDER ONE.
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OH, WELL.
LIVE AND LEARN.
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I'M SURE WE'LL HAVE BETTER LUCK
AT THE NEXT 20 HOUSES.
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STOP, DROP, AND ROLL,
JOHNNY!
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I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO
GET HAZED, NOT BLAZED.
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET HAZED
AFTER WE PLEDGE.
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I'M STARTING TO THINK THESE
FRATERNITIES MIGHT NOT WANT US.
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BY GUM, YOU MAY BE RIGHT!
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WELL, WE TRIED.
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IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO FACE YOUR GRANDMA,
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YOU CAN LIVE AT MY HOUSE
IN MY GRANDMA'S ROOM.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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OH, DON'T WORRY.
SHE'S DEAD.
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SHE DIED
FROM SMOKING TOO MUCH.
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BUT WE HAD HER STUFFED,
AND WE KEEP HER IN BED.
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YOU CAN SLEEP WITH HER.
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THAT'S GENEROUS,
OMAR--
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OR YOU CAN STAY
WITH MY SISTER.
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SHE'S POSSESSED
BY THE DEVIL.
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SHE'S STRAPPED TO THE BED,
BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM.
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JUST DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
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SHE LIES! SHE TRIES
TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS!
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NO! WE CAN'T GIVE UP
SO EASILY.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S CALL A PRIEST.
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NO!
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LET'S MAKE OUR OWN
FRATERNITY.
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GREAT, BUT WILL WE HAVE TO TELL
PEOPLE TO DRINK THEIR OWN PEE?
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I THINK THAT'S
A TERRIFIC IDEA, OMAR,
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BUT FIRST,
WE GOTTA FIND A PLACE TO LIVE.
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OOH, HOW ABOUT MY HOUSE?
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DID I TELL YOU
MY COUSIN'S A CYCLOPS?
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UM, WHAT DID I DO
WITH MY SPIT CUP?
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OH, WELL.
I'LL JUST MAKE DO.
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OH, HI, PAULA.
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[HACKING]
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HI, MRS. JENKINS.
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I WAS WONDERING IF I
COULD BORROW A CIGARETTE?
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SINCE WHEN DO TREE-HUGGIN'
BITCHES SMOKE?
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WELL, ME AN CHIP
WERE DOING THE HUMPTY DUMP,
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AND WE WANTED
TO HAVE A CIGARETTE
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LIKE THEY DO IN THE MOVIES.
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YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK, KID.
I JUST QUIT.
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THAT'S GREAT,
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BUT ISN'T CHEWING TOBACCO
BASICALLY THE SAME THING?
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YEAH.
WHAT'S YOUR POINT, SLUT?
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MY POINT IS:
I KNOW QUITTING IS VERY HARD,
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BUT IT'S EASIER
WITH A FRIEND.
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I'LL HANG OUT WITH YOU
UNTIL YOU GET THE HANG OF IT.
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OH, WHY DON'T WE DO
A 3-WAY WITH CHIP?
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THAT'LL TAKE
MY MIND OFF IT.
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NOW, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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WE NEED TO TAKE
YOUR MIND OFF SMOKING,
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UH, BUT CHIP AND I STOPPED DOING
3-WAYS THIS MORNING.
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MY LIFE SUCKS.
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OK, HERE WE ARE, GUYS.
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ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN US
AND THE OPENING OF TALLS
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IS A LOT OF HARD LABOR.
I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU,
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BUT MY BACK INJURY
BOUGHT THIS PLACE.
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AAH!
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROWLS]
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WELL WE DID IT, GUYS.
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WELCOME, MY TALL BROTHER.
YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
SHORTY?
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IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY.
188
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BUT--
189
00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:13,322
BUT NOTHING.
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WHY DON'T YOU
WALK OUT OF HERE
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ON THOSE STUBBY
LITTLE LEGS OF YOURS.
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YOU'RE A SIZEIST!
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YOU CAN'T DISCRIMINATE
AGAINST ME BECAUSE I'M SHORT!
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THE HELL I CAN'T.
IT'S PAYBACK TIME, STUMPY.
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AAH!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE DARIUS IS
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GETTING ANOTHER
SEX CHANGE OPERATION.
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THAT MAKES 3.
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IT'S NOT CALLED
ALL MY PROBLEMS FOR NOTHING.
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SHIT.
I WISH I HAD A DICK.
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SEE?
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YOU'RE NOT THINKING
ABOUT SMOKING ANYMORE.
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THIS IS WORKING.
204
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LIKE HELL IT IS!
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THIS SHOW IS
SO DEPRESSING
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I'M GONNA GO OUT AND GET
CIGARETTES RIGHT NOW.
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AND THE SOONER
I START SMOKING AGAIN,
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THE SOONER I DIE.
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OH, YOU'RE
SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN.
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LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE IS ON.
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THIS PENDANT IS 100% PLATINAR
WITH CRIAMOND HIGHLIGHTS.
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WE'RE NOT SELLING IT
FOR $20.
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00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:05,738
WE'RE NOT SELLING IT
FOR $19.
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NOT 18.50. NOT 17.95.
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00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:13,382
THIS PLATINAR PENDANT
WITH CRIAMOND HIGHLIGHTS
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CAN BE YOURS FOR 37.50.
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00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:21,052
CALL NOW, AND WE'LL THROW IN
THESE MATCHING GOPAL EARRINGS.
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00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,620
I CAN'T PASS THIS UP.
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00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:25,788
BESIDES,
I DESERVE A TREAT.
220
00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:30,058
MRS. JENKINS, THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS GOPAL AND PLATINAR.
221
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,829
THEY'RE TRYING TO SCAM YOU.
222
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IT'S ALL SHIT.
223
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,332
HEY, WHY DO YOU GOTTA BE
PUTTIN' DOWN GOPALS?
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00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:39,311
NOT EVERYBODY CAN AFFORD
ZIRCONIUM, CRACKER.
225
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LOOK!
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GREEK LETTERS!
227
00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:49,823
THIS MUST BE
AN OLD FRATERNITY HOUSE
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THAT'S GONE
OUT OF BUSINESS.
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THIS PLACE IS PERFECT!
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00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:01,664
Johnny: I CAN'T BELIEVE
NOBODY'S CLAIMED IT YET.
231
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:04,797
HEY, WE GOT A COUCH.
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COOL!
233
00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:09,841
LET THE FRATERNITIZING BEGIN!
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00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:11,702
YOU WANNA HAZE
EACH OTHER?
235
00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,171
OK!
236
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:18,408
WELL, THAT WAS FUN,
BUT I THINK WE NEED MORE PEOPLE.
237
00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:22,147
THAT'S RIGHT. "FRATERNITY" COMES
FROM THE GREEK WORD "BULLY."
238
00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:24,254
THAT DESCRIBES US
PERFECTLY.
239
00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:29,186
WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS COME UP
WITH A NAME USING GREEK LETTERS.
240
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,062
I GOT IT!
241
00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,863
KAPPA ZETA JONES!
242
00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:34,726
PERFECT!
243
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,704
THIS IS GREAT, ANGUS.
244
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:39,833
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
MY OWN BAR.
245
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,299
[CHIRPS]
246
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:46,071
USE A GLASS,
YOU FUCKING PIG.
247
00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:50,738
AAH!
248
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:51,510
[SQUEALS]
249
00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,877
SO IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING, DOLL-FACE,
250
00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:54,806
I'M THE OWNER.
251
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,710
AND I'M HIS PARTNER.
252
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,481
BOY, THOSE TITTIES ARE
HIGH OFF THE GROUND.
253
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,920
WHO ASKED YOU
TO TALK ABOUT MY TITTIES?!
254
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:01,115
OK, LET'S TAKE A WALK,
MR. JENKINS.
255
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:04,417
I NEED TO DISCUSS AN IMPORTANT
BUSINESS MATTER WITH YOU.
256
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,790
AN IMPORTANT MATTER!
257
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:08,188
SO THIS IS
WHERE YOU'LL BE FROM NOW ON.
258
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:09,230
WHAT?
IN THE BATHROOM?
259
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:12,425
YEAH. IT'S REALLY
THE COMMAND CENTER OF THE CLUB,
260
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,068
AND YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF IT.
261
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:14,973
REALLY?
262
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:14,973
YEAH.
263
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,474
DAMN IT! I WISH
I'D GIVEN MYSELF THIS JOB.
264
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,506
HEY, COULD WE
SWITCH POSITIONS?
265
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,772
NO WAY, SUCKER.
266
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,140
OK, WELL,
I'LL GO BACK OUTSIDE
267
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:25,079
AND MAKE SURE
EVERYTHING'S OK THEN.
268
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:25,914
YEAH, GO DO THAT.
269
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:28,178
YOU LEAVE
THE IMPORTANT THINGS TO ME.
270
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:32,517
[SIGHS] I CAN'T BELIEVE
I MADE IT THIS FAR.
271
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:37,156
HEY, YOU WANT TO JOIN
A COOL FRATERNITY
272
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,523
WITH LOTS
OF AWESOME DUDES?
273
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,091
WOULD I HAVE TO ENROLL
IN COLLEGE?
274
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,460
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
275
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,528
WAIT, OMAR.
I THINK HE WOULD.
276
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,827
WHY? ALL THAT PAPERWORK
IS SUCH A HASSLE.
277
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,140
PLUS, SCHOOL'S
NOT FOR EVERYONE.
278
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,172
YOU SHOULD TAKE
SOME TIME OFF AND TRAVEL.
279
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:55,308
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO SEE STONEHENGE.
280
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,444
[WHISTLES]
281
00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:04,949
OMAR, WE CAN ONLY RECRUIT
PEOPLE WHO GO TO CCC.
282
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:06,217
YOU GET THAT, RIGHT?
283
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,145
OH, I GET IT. OK.
284
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,960
HERE COMES SOMEONE.
285
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:13,463
MISS, DO YOU GO
TO THIS SCHOOL?
286
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,196
YES, OMAR.
I'M IN ALL YOUR CLASSES.
287
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:17,362
OMAR, THIS ISN'T--
288
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:18,999
JOHNNY, I'LL HANDLE THIS.
289
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:23,044
I'LL NEVER LEARN ANYTHING IF
YOU HOLD MY HAND ALL THE TIME.
290
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:24,836
YOU'RE RIGHT.
291
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,414
DO YOU WANNA JOIN
OUR FRATERNITY?
292
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:30,582
UM, I'M ALREADY IN THE SORORITY
RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.
293
00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,251
THAT LOOKS FUN.
294
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,283
CAN I JOIN?
295
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:38,247
OMAR, SORORITIES
ARE FOR GIRLS.
296
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,847
FRATERNITIES ARE
FOR BOYS.
297
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,120
I'M SORRY MY FRIEND
IS CUCKOO.
298
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,989
SO YOU WANNA
GO PICK BERRIES?
299
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:48,957
I'M SORRY. I'M GETTING MARRIED
THIS AFTERNOON.
300
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,356
DARN IT.
SHE WAS THE ONE.
301
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,171
I'LL PICK BERRIES
WITH YOU.
302
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,033
OH, GROW UP, JOHNNY.
303
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,400
WE'RE TRYING TO START
A FRATERNITY HERE,
304
00:13:57,469 --> 00:14:00,009
NOT A FARMERS MARKET.
305
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,269
HURRY UP IN THERE.
YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK.
306
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,311
LIKE I'VE BEEN SAYING,
307
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,405
IF YOU COULD JUST HAND ME
A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER,
308
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,347
I COULD GET OUT OF HERE.
309
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:09,052
WHY? YOU WANNA STUFF
YOUR BRASSIERE WITH IT?
310
00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:11,954
NO. I'D LIKE TO GET
THIS SHIT OFF MY ASS
311
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,247
SO I CAN GO OUT AND DANCE!
312
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,019
WELL,
HERE'S 5 SHEETS.
313
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:17,257
SEE HOW FAR
THAT GETS YOU.
314
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:19,961
[ALARM BLARES]
315
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:19,961
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
316
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,355
BACK AWAY FROM THE STALL
WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
317
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:24,999
BUT I HAVEN'T FLUSHED YET!
318
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,104
EXACTLY.
319
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:28,165
YOU THINK YOU CAN WASTE
TOILET WATER ON MY WATCH?
320
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,034
THINK AGAIN.
321
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,301
YOU'RE DRUNK ON POWER!
322
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,039
I'M FLUSHING.
323
00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:34,565
[MUFFLED YELLS]
324
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,210
AND STAY OUT! HA!
325
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,006
IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY
DOING THE RIGHT THING,
326
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:42,308
BUT WHEREVER THERE IS INJUSTICE
IN THIS BATHROOM,
327
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,981
I WILL SNIFF IT OUT.
328
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:44,649
[SNIFFS]
329
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,987
JESUS, THAT REEKS.
330
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,193
[MOANS]
331
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,156
[GRUNTS]
332
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:55,926
[SLURPS]
333
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,225
[HONKING NOISE]
334
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,926
[GROWLS]
335
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,337
[CHEERS]
336
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,067
PUT ON YOUR
THINKING CAP, OMAR.
337
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,479
WE'VE GOTTA FIND A WAY
TO GET SOME OTHER MEMBERS.
338
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:12,651
WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT WHAT WE'VE GOT TO WORK WITH.
339
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:17,181
THERE'S US, THE HOUSE,
THIS KEG...
340
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:18,249
THAT'S IT, OMAR!
341
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:19,687
THIS KEG
MUST BE LEFT OVER
342
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,122
FROM THE LAST FRATERNITY
TO LIVE HERE.
343
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:23,417
WE'LL THROW A KEG PARTY!
344
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,359
YEAH! KEGGER!
345
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,364
THAT'LL DEFINITELY
GET PEOPLE TO JOIN.
346
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,626
AND I GET
TO INVITE PAULA.
347
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,525
SHE'LL BE
SO IMPRESSED.
348
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,527
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
349
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:36,238
YOU'LL BE BUYING FOOD
FOR YOURSELF AND CLOTHES.
350
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:39,242
TV Salesman:
AND THIS LOVELY TREADMILL CAN BE YOURS
351
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:43,305
FOR JUST 5 EASY PAYMENTS
OF $227.34.
352
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,235
227 BUCKS!
353
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,381
HUH! WHAT A STEAL!
354
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:51,276
OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU BOUGHT THIS!
355
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,720
WHAT DID THIS PIG
EVER DO TO YOU?!
356
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,116
IT WAS ON SALE.
357
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,687
HEY, STANLEY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, IT'S ME AGAIN.
358
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,526
LET ME GET
THE TREADMILL THIS TIME.
359
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:02,261
IT COMES
WITH A SOUP POT?
360
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,458
WONDERFUL!
361
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,127
WHAT THE HELL?!
362
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:07,568
LOOK, I KNOW
YOU MISS SMOKING,
363
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:12,273
BUT YOU CAN'T FILL THE VOID
WITH ALL THESE THINGS.
364
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,238
WHO ASKED
FOR YOUR HELP ANYWAY?
365
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,076
I'M COPING
THE BEST WAY I CAN!
366
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,411
AND IF BUYING SHIT
MAKES ME FEEL BETTER,
367
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,137
THEN IT--AAH!
368
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:22,611
DON'T FUCK WITH ME,
YOU OLD COW!
369
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:25,321
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GO THROUGH THIS ALONE!
370
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:29,294
I PUT ON A TOUGH EXTERIOR,
BUT DEEP, DEEP DOWN,
371
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,555
I-I'M JUST
A SCARED LITTLE GIRL.
372
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:34,163
IT'S OK. I UNDERSTAND.
373
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,726
TWIST THEM HARDER.
374
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,464
I'M HERE FOR YOU.
375
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:40,229
[MOANS]
376
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:41,599
[PAGER BEEPS]
377
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,067
OH, JOHNNY'S FRATERNITY
IS HAVING A KEGGER.
378
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,707
I BETTER GO SHAVE.
379
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:49,142
SEE YOU, MRS. JENKINS.
380
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,208
UH, SORRY WE GOT
CUT OFF, STANLEY.
381
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:53,176
BUT ABOUT
THIS TREADMILL--
382
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:54,575
I WAS THINKING...
383
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,716
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! HEY.
384
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,382
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
385
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:00,550
I'M TRYING TO USE
THE FACILITIES.
386
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,549
WELL, NOT IN THIS STALL
YOU'RE NOT.
387
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,391
THAT'S THE V.I.P. STALL.
388
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,626
UNLESS YOU'RE ON THE LIST.
389
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,792
WHAT LIST?
390
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,792
THE ONE IN MY HEAD.
391
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,101
NOW, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
392
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:11,132
GARY LEVIGNE.
393
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,396
HMM. NOPE. NOT ON THE LIST.
394
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:14,495
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
395
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,196
RIGHT THIS WAY
MR. GOLDBLUM.
396
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:17,768
YOUR STALL IS READY FOR YOU.
397
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,207
WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
398
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,512
WELL, MAYBE I COULD ARRANGE
399
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:22,743
FOR ONE OF THE STALLS
TO OPEN UP,
400
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,308
BUT IT'S GONNA COST YOU.
401
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,376
TAKE WHAT YOU NEED.
402
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,214
I JUST GOTTA GO.
403
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,478
YOU GOT 5 SECONDS
TO GET OUT OF THERE!
404
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,307
BUT I'M NOT FINISHED.
405
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,421
YEAH, YOU ARE.
I'M RUNNING THINGS HERE.
406
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,493
Man: HEY, YOU CAN'T
DO THIS TO ME.
407
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,152
HERE YOU ARE, SIR.
408
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:35,990
SORRY, BUDDY.
409
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:38,564
[MOANS]
410
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:38,564
ANOTHER
SATISFIED CUSTOMER.
411
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:42,564
WOW. I CAN SEE JEFF GOLDBLUM
TAKING A SHIT.
412
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,058
HERE YOU GO.
413
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,129
AAH! IT BURNS!
414
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,167
LOOK, YOU CAN CRAWL AROUND
ON THE FLOOR IF YOU WANT,
415
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,372
BUT I GOTTA HOSE YOU OFF
BEFORE I LET YOU BACK OUT THERE.
416
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,666
YOU THREW ME
ON THE GROUND!
417
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,237
Douglas: SHUT UP, GERMY.
418
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,705
HEY, YOU WERE RIGHT,
STANLEY.
419
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:57,313
THIS TREADMILL
RUNS LIKE A DREAM.
420
00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:01,146
NOW, WHEN CAN I EXPECT
THAT INDUSTRIAL FREEZER?
421
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:02,783
OH, ALL RIGHT.
CALL ME BACK.
422
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:07,788
GOD, I HAVEN'T FELT
THIS YOUNG IN YEARS.
423
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:13,487
NOW FOR DESSERT.
424
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,526
KIND OF A WINDY DAY.
425
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,299
OH, YEAH.
426
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:24,536
OH, GOD. GOD,
THIS FEELS SO GOOD.
427
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:28,343
IT'S LIKE LAYING
ON A GIANT TONGUE.
428
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,877
[ANGUS GRUNTS]
429
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,151
[CHIRPS]
430
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,246
EEK!
431
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,247
[SNIFFS]
432
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,290
Douglas: HOW ABOUT
A COMBINATION
433
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,658
COLONIC/SOFT-SERVE
YOGURT SHOP?
434
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:49,897
Clay: NO.
435
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,732
HOW ABOUT WE MAKE
LITTLE PADS OF PAPER
436
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,167
WITH A STICKY PART
ON THE BACK,
437
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:54,572
AND THEN YOU CAN
WRITE YOUR IDEAS ON THEM
438
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,173
AND STICK THEM
TO SOMETHING.
439
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,695
NO.
440
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,182
COME ON.
LET'S JUST EAT THIS THING.
441
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,454
OK, WE'LL START
A COMPANY
442
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:07,852
WHERE WE DELIVER
PEOPLE'S PACKAGES
443
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,353
THAT THEY WANT TO SEND
FROM ONE TOWN TO ANOTHER,
444
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:12,515
AND WE'D BE LIKE
A PARCEL SERVICE.
445
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:13,924
SHUT UP!
I'M HUNGRY. GIMME THAT!
446
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,816
HOW ABOUT A BAR
FOR TALL PEOPLE?
447
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,218
HEY, NOW,
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
448
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,461
[GROWLS]
449
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,456
AAH!
450
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,456
AAH!
451
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,342
THAT'S RIGHT.
452
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:33,474
I HAVE A PENIS.
453
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:37,409
SUCK IT!
SUCK MY DICK!
454
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,275
[SIGHS]
455
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,690
THIS PARTY ROCKS.
456
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:50,562
CAN I GET YOU
A REFILL, BRO?
457
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:51,422
YOU KNOW IT.
458
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:54,530
I'LL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE,
JENKINS.
459
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:58,264
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
460
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,130
AHH.
461
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:02,427
I CAN'T BELIEVE
EVERYONE'S MISSING THIS.
462
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,741
[GASPS]
THERE'S SOMEONE NOW.
463
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,513
GET THE PADDLES!
464
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:10,408
HEY, JOHNNY.
465
00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:11,435
HI, PAULA.
466
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,350
GLAD YOU COULD
MAKE IT.
467
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:14,352
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
468
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,683
OW!
469
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,683
FRATERNITY!
470
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:18,779
PAULA,
ARE YOU OK?
471
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:21,650
YEAH. CAN I HAVE A SIP
OF YOUR BEER?
472
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,690
SURE.
473
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:26,655
AHA! FRATERNITY!
474
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,325
GOSH, YOU'RE
A LOT OF FUN, PAULA.
475
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,464
I KNOW.
476
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,300
DO YOU WANNA DANCE?
477
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,725
SURE.
478
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:40,870
Omar: FRATERNITY!
MY BRAIN'S ON FIRE!
479
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:44,505
AHA! GOTCHA!
480
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,476
WHY THE HELL
DID YOU DO THAT?
481
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,975
IT'S A SOUVENIR OF YOUR TRIP
TO THE TALLS BATHROOM.
482
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:51,677
YOU CAN PUT IT IN A SCRAPBOOK,
GIVE IT TO YOUR CHILDREN,
483
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,480
OR DESTROY IT.
484
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,791
EITHER WAY IT'S GONNA
COST YOU $20.
485
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,293
I'M NOT PAYING
FOR THAT.
486
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,985
WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE IT
BLOWN UP, THEN,
487
00:20:58,056 --> 00:20:59,626
AND PUT IT ON A BILLBOARD.
488
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:00,691
THIS IS BLACKMAIL!
489
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,899
AH, YOU KNEW THIS COULD HAPPEN
WHEN YOU CAME IN HERE.
490
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:05,562
NOW PAY UP.
491
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:06,331
UH-HUH.
492
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,798
AH, THERE'S ONE BORN
EVERY MINUTE.
493
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:12,737
EXCUSE ME, ISN'T THIS YOUR
SECOND VISIT TO THE BATHROOM?
494
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:13,814
YEAH. SO WHAT?
495
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:14,972
I SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE.
496
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,780
YOU'RE AFTER MY JOB!
497
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:17,682
WHAT?!
498
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:18,543
YOU'RE OPENING UP
A BATHROOM ACROSS TOWN?
499
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,310
YOU'RE IN HERE TRYING
TO STEAL MY IDEAS!
500
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,320
IS THERE A HIDDEN CAMERA
IN HERE?
501
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:24,482
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
502
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:25,379
YOU HAVE A RÉSUMÉ?
503
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,050
THE LADIES ROOM NEEDS
A MANAGER, YOU KNOW.
504
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,389
YOU EVER HEARD OF
THE TERM "WET BRAIN?"
505
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,564
THERE'S NO NEED
TO SUCK UP TO ME.
506
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:32,523
I OFFERED YOU
THE JOB.
507
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:35,431
FORGET THE JOB.
I'VE BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT!
508
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:36,734
AHH!
509
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,595
SWEET RELIEF.
510
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:39,564
WHAT THE--
511
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,001
JESUS!
512
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,001
HA HA! TAKE THAT!
513
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:42,026
[GRUNTS]
514
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,870
I'M GONNA REPORT THIS!
515
00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:46,765
TO WHO?
I'M THE BOSS.
516
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:50,909
MR. JENKINS, EVERYONE'S
COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU.
517
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,376
AH, THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS.
518
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:53,714
I GIVE YOU
ONE SIMPLE JOB,
519
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,679
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN
DO THAT RIGHT.
520
00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:56,677
WELL, IF IT'S SO EASY,
521
00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,018
WHY DON'T YOU HANDLE
THE BATHROOM?
522
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,453
BECAUSE IT'S NOT
A REAL JOB!
523
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:00,848
IT'S JUST A PLACE
TO STICK YOU
524
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:01,889
SO YOU DON'T
EMBARRASS ME.
525
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:04,093
WELL, IT DIDN'T WORK,
DID IT?
526
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:04,916
YOU GOT ME THERE.
527
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,890
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO
FIRE YOU INSTEAD.
528
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,388
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.
WE'RE PARTNERS.
529
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,431
SECURITY!
530
00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:15,031
UNH!
531
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,440
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
532
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,101
I AM TALLS!
533
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,600
I HAD A GREAT TIME,
JOHNNY,
534
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,471
BUT I HAVE A LOT OF OTHER
PARTIES TO GO TO TONIGHT.
535
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:25,781
THANKS FOR COMING.
WE'LL ROCK ON WITHOUT YOU.
536
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:29,354
I'M SURE PEOPLE
WILL SHOW UP SOON.
537
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,586
OMAR, WE HAVE TO
FACE FACTS.
538
00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:36,562
NO ONE IS COMING TO
OUR FRATERNITY BASH.
539
00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:37,891
[SIGHS]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
540
00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,486
I GUESS THERE'S
NOTHING LEFT TO DO
541
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:42,688
BUT HAND OUT THE FLYERS FOR
THE PARTY AND CALL IT A NIGHT.
542
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,531
YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T
HAND OUT THE FLYERS?
543
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:46,767
WHAT DID I JUST SAY!
544
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:51,002
HONESTLY, I DON'T THINK WE'RE
CUT OUT FOR FRATERNITY LIFE.
545
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:51,999
BUT, IN A WAY,
546
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:54,670
ISN'T LIFE
ONE BIG FRATERNITY--
547
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,410
ALL OF US BROTHERS?
548
00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:57,805
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL,
OMAR.
549
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:58,806
THANK YOU.
550
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,947
IT CAME TO ME WHEN I WAS
MAKING OUT WITH MY HAND.
551
00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:04,553
I GUESS I HAD
A FRATERNITY ALL ALONG,
552
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:07,986
WITH CLAY AND ANGUS
AND GRANDMA AND DAD.
553
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,523
DON'T WORRY, JOHNNY,
554
00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:10,788
I'M SURE THEY'LL
TAKE YOU BACK
555
00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:12,816
IF YOU LET THEM
HAZE YOU ENOUGH.
556
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:13,961
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
557
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:15,125
THE ONLY PROBLEMO
558
00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:18,503
IS THAT MY POOR OLD GRAN
IS GONNA START SMOKING AGAIN.
559
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,073
SURE, BUT YOU HAVE
TO REMEMBER,
560
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,702
WHEN SHE STARTED SMOKING
561
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:24,097
IT WASN'T AS BAD FOR YOU
AS IT IS TODAY.
562
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:26,639
I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT
THAT WAY, OMAR. THANKS.
563
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,535
I FEEL A LOT BETTER NOW.
564
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:29,707
WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
565
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,635
DO YOU THINK
THEY'LL TAKE YOU BACK?
566
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:32,610
YES, OF COURSE.
567
00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:34,647
MY DAD NEEDS ME TO HELP
CLEAN THE BELL TOWER.
568
00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:38,053
WELL, HERE'S TO
GOING BACK HOME.
569
00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:41,153
I'M GONNA MISS
THIS TAIL, THOUGH.
570
00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:43,919
I HEAR YOU, BUDDY.
571
00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:48,458
I MADE YOU,
CLAY ZEEMAN!
572
00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:50,097
I CAN BREAK YOU!
573
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,462
YOU'RE RIGHT,
MR. JENKINS.
574
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:53,471
COME BACK.
575
00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:54,732
OH. WELL, THANKS, CLAY.
576
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,170
I'M GLAD YOU CAME
TO YOUR SENSES.
577
00:23:57,235 --> 00:24:00,135
UHH--AAAAH! OOF!
578
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:01,735
[GROANS]
579
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:03,807
I NEVER GET TIRED
OF THAT.
580
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:04,535
[PURRS]
581
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,509
YOU'RE GONNA
PAY FOR THIS, CLAY.
582
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:08,648
YOU'RE GONNA PAY!
583
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,645
HEY, THANKS, CLAY, BUDDY.
I HAD A GOOD TIME.
584
00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:16,958
YEAH.
THAT PARTY WAS HOT.
585
00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:18,919
♪ YOU ARE A LOSER ♪
586
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:21,230
♪ A LOSER, A LOSER ♪
587
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:24,063
[SOBBING GROWLS]
588
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,829
♪ DON'T CRY FOR ME,
ANGUSTINO ♪
589
00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:31,199
♪ THE TRUTH IS
I PLANNED THIS WHOLE THING ♪
590
00:24:31,269 --> 00:24:35,639
♪ SO I COULD COLLECT...
INSURANCE MONEY ♪
591
00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:38,507
♪ I KEPT MY PROMISE ♪
592
00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:42,677
♪ I'M EVEN RICHER ♪
593
00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:45,678
Grandma:
GOD, I KNOW I DON'T TALK TO YOU MUCH,
594
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:48,050
'CAUSE YOU'RE
AN ABSENTEE LANDLORD!
595
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,719
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I...I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
596
00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:52,960
PLEASE, DEAR GOD,
597
00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:55,934
PLEASE HELP ME
IN MY TIME OF TROUBLE.
598
00:24:55,994 --> 00:25:00,004
GIVE ME A SIGN, AT LEAST,
THAT YOU'RE LISTENING.
599
00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:03,635
CIGARS,
CIGARETTES, CANDY.
600
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:06,102
THANK YOU, GOD!
601
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:11,540
[EVERYONE TALKING AT ONCE]
602
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:12,540
[ALL GASP]
603
00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:15,811
GRANDMA!
YOU'RE SMOKING!
604
00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:17,551
GOD WANTED ME TO.
605
00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:18,516
[GLASS BREAKS]
606
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:21,693
OK, EVERYONE,
THIS IS A ROBBERY!
607
00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:24,593
WAIT A SECOND,
THAT VOICE, IT--
608
00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:25,356
STANLEY?
609
00:25:25,423 --> 00:25:27,233
FROM THE HOME
PURCHASING NETWORK?
610
00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:30,802
THAT'S RIGHT.
I CAME HERE TO ROB YOU.
611
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,102
WE DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING.
612
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:34,903
WE'RE JUST
A POOR COUNTRY FAMILY.
613
00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:35,896
HEH! FINE!
614
00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:38,697
BUT I DIDN'T COME HERE
FOR NOTHING.
615
00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:41,110
SAY YOUR PRAYERS,
RABBITS!
616
00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:42,912
HA HA HA HA HA!
617
00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:45,784
AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA!
618
00:25:45,834 --> 00:25:50,384
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