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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,338 AHA. FRED HOLBROOK-- 2 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:13,073 YEAH, MY FIRST BOYFRIEND. 3 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,180 HELLO, IS FRED THERE? 4 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,282 OH, HE'S DEAD? 5 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:21,824 HA HA HA HA HA! YIPEE! 6 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:25,421 AW, MAVIS FLAUBERT-- 7 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,645 THAT GRANDSTANDING COW! 8 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,520 PLEASE BE DEAD, PLEASE BE DEAD, PLEASE BE DEAD. 9 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,260 AHEM. HELLO? YES, HELLO. 10 00:01:32,325 --> 00:01:35,125 I'M LOOKING FOR MAVIS FLAUBERT. 11 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:38,255 OH, SO YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. 12 00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:40,671 HMM. WELL, HOW SICK ARE YOU, HONEY? 13 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:43,843 ONLY 3 MONTHS TO LIVE? OH! AHEM. 14 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:48,443 BLESS YOUR HEART. YOU MADE MY DECADE! 15 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:50,238 OH, MY GOD. 16 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,580 I'M GOING TO MAVIS' FUNERAL. 17 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:57,415 OH, LET'S SEE, NOW. WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR? 18 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,524 UH-HUH. I GOT IT. 19 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:01,856 MY FAVORITE RED DRESS. 20 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:05,491 OH, YEAH! AND MY JAZZ SHOES. 21 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:07,628 AND NOW FOR THE TOPPER-- 22 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:09,704 MY FUR STOLE! 23 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:10,702 DAMN IT! 24 00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:14,173 THAT STOLE TIED THE WHOLE OUTFIT TOGETHER! SHIT! 25 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:16,204 HURRY UP, JOHNNY. I'M NOT WAITING ALL DAY. 26 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:17,769 HEY, CLAY, I WAS JUST WONDERIN' 27 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:20,237 IF YOU HAVE ANYONE MANAGING YOUR FINANCES 28 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:23,706 IN THESE, UH, TUMULTUOUS TIMES. 29 00:02:23,776 --> 00:02:26,906 WELL, YOU KNOW, PORK BELLIES ARE NOT JUST FOR BACON. 30 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:27,880 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 31 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:29,847 DOUGIE, KITCHEN! 32 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,346 NOW! 33 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:32,247 YES, MAMA? 34 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,618 GIVE ME YOUR BANK CARD. I NEED SOME MONEY. 35 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:35,587 IF YOU NEED MONEY, 36 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,755 MY BANK CARD'S NOT GONNA HELP YOU OUT TOO MUCH. 37 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,894 DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE NO MONEY AGAIN! 38 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:42,429 FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU JUST GOT PAID! 39 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,365 I DID. NOW I'M ONLY AT NEGATIVE $800. 40 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:47,231 YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE LOUSY WITH MONEY, 41 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:50,600 A LOUSY SALESMAN, AND P.S.--A LOUSY SON. 42 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,310 BUT I'M GONNA WORK ON BEING A BETTER SALESMAN. 43 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:56,183 YEAH? WELL, I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH. 44 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:58,682 [PASSES GAS] UH-OH. 45 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:03,654 OOH, MY NEW STOLE. 46 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:05,816 HMM HMM. 47 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:08,385 AH. HERE, KITTY, KITTY. 48 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:09,964 TAKE A BREATH. 49 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,893 GOOD BOY. 50 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:12,558 [CHATTERS] 51 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:15,725 WHAT LUSTROUS FUR YOU HAVE. 52 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:16,725 [CHATTERING] 53 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:19,596 OH, WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE GIRTH. 54 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:21,696 AND, OH, I SEE YOU STILL GOT YOUR JEWELS. 55 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:25,568 THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S VERY, VERY GOOD. 56 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:28,268 SO SOFT. 57 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:29,581 SO SOFT. 58 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:31,782 PUT THE FERRET DOWN. 59 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:32,754 RELAX, SLIM. 60 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:36,252 I JUST LOVE THIS FURRY LITTLE HUNK OF SUNSHINE. 61 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:37,646 [MUFFLED MOANS] 62 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,347 LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU RUN ALONG WITH JOHNNY, 63 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,220 AND I'LL WATCH HIM FOR THE DAY. 64 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:43,918 NO, THANKS. I DON'T LIKE ANGUS SPENDING TIME 65 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:46,690 WITH THINGS THAT ARE ALMOST DEAD. WE'RE OUTTA HERE. 66 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:48,429 JOHNNY, I'LL BE IN THE CAR. 67 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:50,634 WELL PLAYED, CLAY ZEEMAN. 68 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:53,297 BUT BY THE TIME THE COCK CROWS, 69 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:56,436 YOUR FERRET WILL BE MINE! 70 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:58,242 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 71 00:03:58,304 --> 00:03:59,444 HA HA HA! 72 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:00,965 [GRANDMA COUGHS] 73 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,310 CLAY, WAIT UP. 74 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,305 OH, HEY, JOHNNY. 75 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:04,636 HEY, PAULA. WHATCHA DOIN'? 76 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:06,311 JUST PLANTING SOME SEEDS. 77 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,479 I'D LOVE TO PLANT SOME SEEDS IN YOU. 78 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:09,718 UH, YOU CAN LEAVE NOW. 79 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:10,882 YOU'RE JUST DELAYING THE INEVITABLE. 80 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:12,890 I WILL PLOW THROUGH YOUR FIELD SOMEDAY. 81 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:15,892 I'M SORRY, PAULA. HE'S JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY. 82 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,455 WELL, HE'S AN ASSHOLE. 83 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:20,033 NOW, YOU'RE FUNNY, JOHNNY. 84 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,293 REALLY? 85 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,293 YEAH. 86 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:23,331 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES 87 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:27,826 CHIP AND I HAVE LAUGHED AND LAUGHED THINKING ABOUT YOU. 88 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,000 OH. ARE YOU SEEING CHIP TONIGHT? 89 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,000 NO. 90 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,740 OH. ARE YOU SEEING CHIP TONIGHT? 91 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,740 NO. 92 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:34,343 WELL, MAYBE YOU AND I COULD GO OUT. 93 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:36,037 AH HA HA HA HA! 94 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,339 OH, YOU DID IT AGAIN. 95 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:42,351 OH, MY GOSH. I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL CHIP. 96 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:45,385 ANYWAY, I CAN'T GO OUT WITH YOU TONIGHT. 97 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:49,461 I'M GOING TO MY FIRST FRESHMAN ICE CREAM SOCIAL TOMORROW. 98 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:50,292 THAT SOUNDS FUN. 99 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:52,356 I HOPE YOU MAKE A LOT OF NEW FRIENDS. 100 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:56,595 ME, TOO. I'M SICK OF ALL THE ONES I HAVE NOW. 101 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:58,970 OK. 102 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,702 SEE YA. 103 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:05,936 CLAY, DO YOU THINK TREES FEEL SAD 104 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:07,905 WHEN WE CUT DOWN OTHER TREES? 105 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,484 TREES CAN'T FEEL, JOHNNY. 106 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:10,642 THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE. 107 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:11,710 BUT IF THEY COULD, 108 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:13,648 DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD FEEL SAD? 109 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:16,953 YES, I IMAGINE THEY WOULD FEEL QUITE SAD. 110 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,587 TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH, JOHNNY. 111 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:20,392 BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. 112 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:23,023 I CAN HEAR THEM CRYING IN MY SLEEP. 113 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:24,819 THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. 114 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:26,861 JOHNNY, YOU'RE A SENSITIVE GUY. 115 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:28,486 I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU. 116 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:30,661 NOW LET'S WATCH SOME PORNO. 117 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,430 NO, CLAY. PORNOS ARE BAD. 118 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,428 LAST TIME YOU MADE ME WATCH ONE OF THEM, 119 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,070 I COULDN'T STOP HYPERVENTILATING. 120 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:36,995 JUST PRETEND THEY'RE WEARING CLOTHES 121 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:41,570 AND LET YOURSELF GET SWEPT AWAY BY THE STORY. 122 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:46,111 "ICE CREAM SOCIAL 19: NUTS ON TOP." 123 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,609 THAT'S WEIRD. 124 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,750 PAULA'S GOING TO AN ICE CREAM SOCIAL TOMORROW NIGHT. 125 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:50,746 NICE. 126 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,087 Girl on TV: HI, I'M SALLY. 127 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:56,591 I'M HERE FOR THE ICE CREAM SOCIAL. 128 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:58,689 THAT'S NOT WHERE ICE CREAM GOES. 129 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:01,088 BUT IT SHOULD. IT SHOULD ALWAYS GO THERE. 130 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:05,360 CLAY, PAULA'S ICE CREAM SOCIAL ISN'T GONNA BE LIKE THIS, IS IT? 131 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:06,471 THEY'RE ALL LIKE THIS. 132 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,702 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! 133 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,567 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS AT MY SCHOOL. 134 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,435 CHUCK'S COMMUNITY COLLEGE-- 135 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:12,614 NOT A REAL SCHOOL, JOHNNY. 136 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:14,112 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE RIGHT. 137 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:17,383 I HAVE TO WARN PAULA. 138 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:20,153 HEY, PAULA. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE STILL UP. 139 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,683 OH, HEY, JOHNNY. 140 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,548 I NEED IT, BABY... 141 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:25,046 NOW! 142 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:30,756 I GUESS IT COULD WAIT TILL MORNING. 143 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,728 THERE, THERE, MY GREEN-LEAFED FRIENDS. 144 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:39,425 I FEEL YOUR PAIN TONIGHT. 145 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,570 [CLATTER] 146 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:56,583 [GROWLING] 147 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:01,852 HA HA HA HA HA-- 148 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,761 [COUGHS] 149 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:08,662 IS PAULA AWAKE YET? IT'S IMPORTANT. 150 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:09,628 YOU JUST MISSED HER. 151 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:10,455 YOU KNOW WHERE SHE WENT? 152 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:14,030 SURE, HERE'S HER ITINERARY FOR THE DAY. 153 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,501 THANKS. 154 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,039 FUCKIN' JOHNNY'S HILARIOUS. 155 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,144 HEY, DAD. YOU'RE UP EARLY. 156 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:21,936 THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM. 157 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:23,608 LET HIM BE A LESSON TO YOU. 158 00:07:23,676 --> 00:07:25,506 THE WORM OR THE BIRD? 159 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:26,278 UH... 160 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:28,545 UH, STOP MESSIN' ME UP. I'M BUSY. 161 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,154 I GOT A SHITLOAD OF SUPPLIES HERE, 162 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:32,916 AND I'M NOT COMIN' BACK UNTIL THEY'RE SOLD. 163 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:34,115 WELL, GOOD LUCK, DAD. 164 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:37,057 I MYSELF AM OFF ON MY OWN ADVENTURE TO FIND-- 165 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,723 SAVE IT. 166 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:39,691 [GRUNTS] 167 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,729 [GROWLING] 168 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,028 [PURRS] 169 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:48,769 [GROWLS] 170 00:07:56,742 --> 00:08:01,752 HMM. IF HE SCREWS 2 FERRETS EVERY 4 HOURS, 171 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,754 THAT'S 10 BABIES APIECE. 172 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:08,017 10, 20, 30...UH-HUH, UH-HUH. I GOT IT. 173 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:11,687 THAT'S ONE STOLE, TWO COATS, AND A HAT! 174 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:13,887 HA HA HA! THAT'S IT. 175 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,700 THAT'S IT, KID! 176 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:18,101 IMPREGNATE THE FERRETS! 177 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,574 WE JUST HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS 178 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:21,972 ABOUT ANGUS' MEDICAL HISTORY WE NEED YOU TO ANSWER. 179 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:24,704 YEAH, WELL, THAT SOUNDS EASY ENOUGH. 180 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:25,910 UH... 181 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,872 UH-OH. 182 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,808 [SIGHS] 183 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:32,607 28 MILES? 184 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:33,678 THAT'S BULLSHIT. 185 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:35,576 I'M GONNA CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN. 186 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,618 I'M GOING RIGHT TO THE PEOPLE. 187 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:38,753 [RINGS] 188 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:39,748 YEAH? 189 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:40,689 HELLO, SIR. 190 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:44,293 MIGHT I INTEREST YOU IN SOME OFFICE SUPPLIES? 191 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,827 WHAT ARE YOU, ABOUT A SIZE 45 WAIST? 192 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:50,163 I'M NOT SURE. MY MOM BUYS MY CLOTHES. 193 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:52,569 HOW ABOUT A STAPLER? 194 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:56,099 YOU HAVE ANY OTHER COLORS BESIDES BLACK? 195 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:57,638 NO, JUST CLASSIC BLACK. 196 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,673 THEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 197 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:01,639 WELL, HOW ABOUT SOME PAPER CLIPS? 198 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,737 PUT THE FUCKIN' STAPLER IN THE BASKET! 199 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,181 SOME POST-ITS? 200 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:10,084 Paula: I AM SO TIRED 201 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:11,819 OF GETTING YOUR CATALOGS IN THE MAIL. 202 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,824 IF ANOTHER ONE SHOWS UP, 203 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,056 I'M GONNA THROW A ROCK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW. 204 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:30,166 DAMN YOU, ICE CREAM SOCIAL! DAMN YOU TO HELL! 205 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,266 HAVE YOU SEEN A PRETTY BRUNETTE IN HERE TODAY? 206 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:35,908 OH, YEAH. SHE SPENT A TON OF MONEY. 207 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:38,305 SHE'S ONE OF OUR BEST CUSTOMERS. 208 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:42,107 SHE'S LOADING UP HER CAR OUT BACK. YEAH. 209 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:45,151 THANK GOD I CAUGHT HER. 210 00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:49,889 HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! 211 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,856 OW! YOU'RE NOT PAULA! 212 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,285 NO, I'M ZORRO. 213 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,160 FOR REALS? 214 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:59,297 WE CAN MAKE THIS AS REAL AS YOU WANT IT. 215 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:01,869 ANGUS. 216 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,335 I TOLD HIM A THOUSAND TIMES, 217 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:05,373 IF HE'S GONNA RENT PORNOS, 218 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,368 HE SHOULD RETURN THE ONES WE ALREADY WATCHED. 219 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,340 SPEAK. 220 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:09,137 HEY, FLUFFY NUTS, 221 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,338 HOW'S THAT ADORABLE FERRET OF YOURS? 222 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,910 HAS HE EVER HAD HEART DISEASE? 223 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:15,309 WHO IS THIS? WHAT ABOUT GINGIVITIS? 224 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,951 IS THIS JOHNNY'S GRANDMA? 225 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:18,176 LET ME ASK YOU THIS-- 226 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,190 IS ANGUS ALLERGIC TO PENICILLIN? 227 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:22,992 WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT ANGUS' MEDICAL HISTORY? 228 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:25,355 IF YOU MUST KNOW, I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 229 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:27,334 WHAT TO GET HIM FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. 230 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:28,963 PROBABLY A CARD. 231 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:28,963 GOOD IDEA. 232 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,728 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 233 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,796 YOU CHECKED ANGUS' STOOL FOR WORMS? 234 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:35,325 HE DOESN'T HAVE A STOOL. HE SITS ON THE COUCH WITH ME. 235 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:40,811 CLAY, "STOOL" IS AN OLD-TIME WORD FOR DOO-DOO! 236 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:44,713 WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT FERRET SHIT WITH YOU? 237 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:47,377 HMM. WHAT THE FUCK? 238 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:51,080 Woman on phone: FRED'S FERRET FARM. HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 239 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,290 WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED? 240 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:01,964 [SIGHS] I COULD USE A STIFF ONE. 241 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:07,133 HEY, CAN I PAY WITH OFFICE SUPPLIES? 242 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,999 Bartender: SURE, HOW ABOUT JUST SOME WATER? 243 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,239 WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER ROUND, SIR? 244 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:13,244 OK, I'LL PAY REGULAR. 245 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:16,105 I'LL HAVE SOME SCOTCH WITH THAT WATER THIS TIME. 246 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,735 NOW YOU'RE MAKIN' SENSE, RUMMY. 247 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,850 OH, THAT'S A REAL MAN'S DRINK. 248 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,012 WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? 249 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,250 A FUZZY NAVEL. 250 00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:23,854 A REAL LADY'S DRINK. 251 00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:25,046 [BOTH LAUGH] 252 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:27,247 I'LL BE BACK IN 15 MINUTES. 253 00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:31,189 I'M GOIN' TO GET TOOLS. DON'T GO ANYWHERE. 254 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:32,994 HEY, JOHNNY. 255 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,389 OMAR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? 256 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,400 THE CORONA BROTHERS TOOK ALL MY MONEY FOR THE WEEK, 257 00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:39,802 SO I'M TRYING TO ROUND UP SOME CHANGE FOR A CUP O' NOODLES. 258 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,765 ARE YOU PROTESTING SOMETHING, JOHNNY? 259 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:44,044 NO, I'M HERE AGAINST MY WILL. 260 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,973 CAN YOU HELP ME GET OUT OF THESE? 261 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,808 SURE, THAT'S SIMPLE. 262 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,447 WHAT THE HECK, OMAR? 263 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:54,251 I'VE BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE BY THE CORONA BROTHERS 264 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:55,883 SO MANY TIMES THAT I FIND IT'S BEST 265 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:58,048 TO KEEP A HAIRPIN IN MY LOWER INTESTINES. 266 00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,987 THEY NEVER GIVE ME THE GOOD SUPPLIES, 267 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,022 LIKE THE ELECTRIC PENCIL SHARPENER. 268 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,988 THAT'S AN ITEM THAT MOVES. 269 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,286 EVEN IF I HAD A YELLOW STAPLER. 270 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:07,388 I COULD WORK WITH THAT. 271 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,230 DO THEY EXPECT YOU TO WORK MIRACLES? 272 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,255 A YELLOW STAPLER. NOW, THAT'S PRETTY. 273 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:14,170 I WOULD BUY SOME TO PUT AROUND MY HOUSE AS KNICKKNACKS. 274 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,203 I COULD PUT THEM ON MY BRIC-A-BRAC SHELF. 275 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:18,938 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL SINGLE. 276 00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:21,274 [BOTH LAUGH] 277 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,484 ANGUS, GIVE ME A SIGN 278 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,082 IF YOU'VE EVER HAD HEPATITIS. 279 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,905 I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY FUCKIN' FERRET ALONE. 280 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:31,821 PLEASE, CLAY. I DID ANGUS A SOLID, AND-- 281 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:32,794 OH, OH, OH, OH. LOOK! 282 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:36,192 HE'S SMACK-DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCK FRENZY! 283 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,315 WAY TO GO, BABY! 284 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:38,319 THAT'S MY BOY. 285 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,830 YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD, CLAY. 286 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,503 HE'S SIRE OF THE MONTH. 287 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:43,861 HE LEARNED FROM THE MASTER. 288 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,199 STOP THE MATING! COITUS INTERRUPTUS! 289 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,465 ANGUS IS STERILE! 290 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:48,003 NO-O-O-O! 291 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:50,543 NO-O-O-O! 292 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,540 NO-O-O-O! 293 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,873 HMPH. 294 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,407 [BOTH GROAN] 295 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:54,442 [SQUEALS] 296 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,877 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY-- 297 00:12:55,941 --> 00:13:00,081 A PERSON'S PET TAKES AFTER HIS OWNER. 298 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:04,219 WHERE ARE WE GOING AGAIN? 299 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,288 AW, COME ON! 300 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,153 WHAT'S WRONG? 301 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:11,120 I WAS GONNA CATCH UP WITH PAULA AT 3:00, 302 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,890 BUT SHE'LL BE BLOWING CHIP, 303 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,288 AND WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK. 304 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,530 WHY DON'T WE TRY TO HEAD HER OFF AT THE WHIPPED CREAM SHOP? 305 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:19,895 THAT'S ABOUT AN HOUR AWAY FROM HERE, DEPENDING ON TRAFFIC. 306 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,365 OMAR, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. 307 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:24,073 YOU'RE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF PAULA'S LIST. 308 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,136 LET'S GO! 309 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,582 CAN I GET A WHIPPED CREAM WITH A PROTEIN BOOST AND BEE POLLEN? 310 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,982 Man: IT'S JUST WHIPPED CREAM, 311 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,213 YOU LITTLE TREE-HUGGIN' BITCH. 312 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,309 OH. OH, OK. 313 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:37,550 THEN JUST THE WHIPPED CREAM. 314 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:41,218 HERE WE ARE. 315 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:43,324 Omar: MY NOODLES! 316 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,319 FORGET THE NOODLES. I'LL BUY YOU SOME MORE. 317 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,331 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 318 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,992 PAULA'S GONNA GET RAPED WITH A POPSICLE TONIGHT. 319 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,161 LET'S GO! 320 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,161 OK. 321 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,830 AHEM. EXCUSE ME, 322 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,228 HAVE YOU SEEN A BRUNETTE? 323 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,140 I CAN'T HELP YOU UNLESS YOU BUY SOMETHING. 324 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,272 BUT IT'S JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION. 325 00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,607 [SALESMAN HUMS] NEXT, PLEASE. 326 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,882 OK. WHAT'S THE SMALLEST WHIPPED CREAM YOU GOT? 327 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:04,843 A GALLON. 328 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:05,950 FINE, I'LL TAKE IT. 329 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:06,911 HEY, THAT'S MY NOODLE MONEY. 330 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:10,179 NOW WILL YOU TELL ME IF YOU'VE SEEN A BRUNETTE? 331 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:11,319 YES, I DID. 332 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:12,923 GREAT! HOW LONG AGO? 333 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:13,985 NEXT. 334 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,623 ALL THESE WHIPPED CREAM BLOBS 335 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,258 ARE BETTER THAN NOODLES ANY DAY. 336 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,163 AH, OMAR. I WISH ALL I HAD TO WORRY ABOUT 337 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,326 WAS WHIPPED CREAM BLOBS. 338 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,633 WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT PAULA 339 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,095 GOING TO AN ICE CREAM PARLOR ANY OLD WAYS? 340 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:28,234 I'M CONCERNED ABOUT THE DIRTY THINGS SHE'S GONNA DO. 341 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,640 WHAT'S DIRTY ABOUT ICE CREAM? 342 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,572 OH, OMAR. DIDN'T YOUR FATHER EVER TELL YOU 343 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,968 ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES? 344 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,440 NO, HE DIDN'T. 345 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:37,638 COME HERE. 346 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,010 TELL ME ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, JOHNNY. 347 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,150 DO YOU EVER GET ERECTIONS? 348 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,285 OH, SURE, ALL THE TIME. I LIKE 'EM. 349 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:47,292 WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT 'EM? 350 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,423 OH, I LIKE WALKIN' AROUND WITH THEM FOR A WHILE. 351 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,388 THEN, SOMETIMES, IT CAN GET IN THE WAY, 352 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:54,457 SO I USUALLY TWIST 'EM OR PINCH 'EM UNTIL THEY GO AWAY. 353 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,926 WELL, EVERY TIME I THINK OF PAULA, 354 00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:57,796 I GET ONE. 355 00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:00,603 OH, THAT'S HARD WHEN YOU GOT STUFF TO DO. 356 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:01,896 IT CAN BE FRUSTRATING. 357 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,897 WELL, HAVE YOU TRIED JUST PINCHING IT? 358 00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:06,409 OMAR, I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOMETHING. 359 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,172 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT JUST PINCHING. 360 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,641 I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVE. 361 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,909 THE GUYS WHO ARE GONNA BE AT THIS ICE CREAM SOCIAL-- 362 00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,679 THEY DON'T LOVE PAULA. 363 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,998 SO, THEY TWIST? 364 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,998 NO. 365 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,450 SO, THEY TWIST? 366 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,450 NO. 367 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,047 SO, WHAT DO THEY DO? 368 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,389 THEY BREAK MY HEART, OMAR. 369 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,524 THEY BREAK MY HEART. 370 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,160 AWW. WELL, THEN WE GOTTA FIND PAULA 371 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,596 AND TELL HER TO STOP GIVING YOU ERECTIONS. 372 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,702 NOW, WHAT ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES? 373 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,925 MY MOTHER IS SO OVERBEARING. 374 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,441 SO IS MINE. AND MEAN, TOO. 375 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:39,714 HOW MEAN IS SHE? 376 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,642 SHE'S SO MEAN, 377 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:43,176 SHE SAID I USED TO WALK LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. 378 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,112 SHE SAID I WAS TOO EFFEMINATE. 379 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,077 WELL, THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS. 380 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,316 YOU'RE PERFECTLY EFFEMINATE. 381 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:51,321 YOU OOZE EFFEMININITY. 382 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:54,993 YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, MISS UNDERSTOOD. 383 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,661 OOPS. WHAT WAS THAT? 384 00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:01,393 THAT WAS ME INVITING YOU BACK TO MY PLACE. 385 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,960 [BOTH LAUGH] 386 00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:06,398 AND THEN THE BEE POLLINATES THE FLOWER. 387 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,525 THE END. 388 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:09,539 GOD, I'M LONELY. 389 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:09,539 ME, TOO. 390 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:12,171 BUT I'VE GOTTA OVERCOME THIS HORRIBLE LONELINESS 391 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:13,707 TO CHECK OUT PAULA'S LIST AGAIN. 392 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,212 ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH THIS LIST 393 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,684 OR ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH PAULA? 394 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,212 YOU KNOW WHERE SHE'S GONNA BE TONIGHT. 395 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,208 STOP F-ING AROUND. 396 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:23,179 GOD, OMAR, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SO PASSIONATE. 397 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:25,448 I JUST ATE A GALLON OF WHIPPED CREAM. 398 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,747 LET'S GO RENT YOU A TUX. 399 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,747 WHY? 400 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,320 BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A BUM. 401 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,058 YOU CAN'T GO TO THE SOCIAL LOOKING LIKE THAT. 402 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,134 YOU'LL STICK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB. 403 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:37,133 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE RIGHT. 404 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,096 ANGUS CAN'T BE STERILE! 405 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,304 NO, THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE. 406 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:43,396 YOU FUCKIN' DRUG ADDICT. YOU KILLED YOUR NUTS. 407 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:44,499 [GROANS] 408 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,440 ISN'T THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO? 409 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,044 THE SITUATION IS ALMOST COMPLETELY HOPELESS. 410 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,107 BUT IF YOU WANT, 411 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,384 YOU CAN PUT ANGUS THROUGH A BATTERY 412 00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:52,712 OF COMPLETELY HUMILIATING EXPERIMENTAL-- 413 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,748 AND ILLEGAL-- TESTS AND TREATMENTS 414 00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:57,023 TO TRY TO BOLSTER HIS SPERM COUNT. 415 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:57,852 [GASPS] 416 00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,746 WHATEVER IT TAKES. MONEY IS NO OBJECT. 417 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:04,018 NO BLANKS OF MINE ARE GONNA BE SHOOTING FERRETS. 418 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,529 OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 419 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:08,726 [PANTING] 420 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,504 Grandma: INCREASE THE INCLINE! 421 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:14,133 DON'T WORRY, BUDDY. IT'S ONLY A HALF HOUR MORE. 422 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,499 YOUR NUTSACK'S GONNA BE IN SHAPE IN NO TIME. 423 00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,268 MAN, HE REALLY LET HIS NUTSACK GO. 424 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,808 GET A LOAD OF THAT FLAB. 425 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,313 YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT FLAB. 426 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,684 YOU LOOK LIKE A DEFLATED PARADE FLOAT. 427 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:27,312 FOR A WOMAN MY AGE, I'M TIGHT AS A DRUM. 428 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,349 UHH! 429 00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,354 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 430 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,316 MEN KILL TO SUCK MY WATTLE. 431 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,215 [KISSES] 432 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,246 STOP FLICKIN' THAT THING. 433 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,820 IT'S SCARIN' AWAY ALL THE SPERM. 434 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:39,294 DRINK THIS. 435 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:42,288 IT'LL ADD SOME WEIGHT TO YOUR BERRIES. 436 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:43,261 [GAGS] EWWW! 437 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:46,628 NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE EXPERIMENTAL DRUGS. 438 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:47,628 [CHATTERS] 439 00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:48,599 THAT'S RIGHT, PAL. 440 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,497 YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE SOME SHIT 441 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,568 THAT HASN'T EVEN BEEN TESTED ON LAB RATS. 442 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,576 HERE WE GO. 443 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,082 HEH HEH HEH. 444 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:03,315 HELLO, ANGUSTINO. I'M-A YOUR SPERM. 445 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,682 WE HAD A GOOD-A THING GOING, 446 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,590 BUT YOU STAB-A ME IN THE BACK 447 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:07,852 WHEN YOU SMOKE-A THE DOPE. 448 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,820 I'M-A GO AWAY NOW. CIAO, ANGUSTINO. 449 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:14,289 UH! LET-A ME GO! I HATE-A YOU GUTS! 450 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:15,059 AAH! 451 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:15,059 OH! 452 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,427 HA! YOU CAN NO CATCH ME, ANGUSTINO. 453 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:18,796 I'M-A TOO QUICK. 454 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,274 I ALREADY IN-A THE NORTH POLE. 455 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:25,373 I DON'T THINK THESE REFRIGERATED SHORTS ARE COLD ENOUGH. 456 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,737 MY TONGUE WON'T STICK TO THEM. 457 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:27,735 BECAUSE YOUR TONGUE'S ALREADY DEAD, 458 00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,206 YOU DRIED-UP CORPSE. 459 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,384 I'M PUTTING ANGUS IN THE FREEZER. 460 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,312 SPEED THINGS UP. 461 00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:37,216 I'LL DO IT, YOU STRETCHED-OUT WALKING PENIS. 462 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,391 HEY, JAMES BOND. 463 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,293 I SPY A SEXY MAN. 464 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,615 [IMITATES JAMES BOND] THANK YOU, MONEYPENNY. 465 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:48,130 AND THIS BIG AND TALL SHOP HAS THE BEST PRICES IN TOWN. 466 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,263 YOU'RE GONNA FIT RIGHT IN. 467 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,699 WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE? 468 00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:54,234 HAVE ANOTHER DRINK. 469 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,539 GOD, YOU'RE A NICE LADY. 470 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,642 OH. OH! IT'S THE BRIC-A-BRAC SHELF. 471 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,405 THAT'S RI-IGHT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 472 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:06,654 DON'T GO WRECKING MY HOUSE, YOU ANIMAL. 473 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,780 [GROANS] 474 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:12,718 [COUGHS] 475 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:16,523 OH, MY. 476 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:19,628 WELL, THIS WORKS, TOO. 477 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:21,532 AH. 478 00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:23,563 OH, BOY. 479 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,559 HE'S DONE. 480 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:27,571 GO BUST A NUT, BUDDY. 481 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,673 IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. 482 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:33,544 WELL, IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, 483 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,575 WE CAN ALWAYS SHOCK THE SPERM OUT OF HIM. 484 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:39,752 SHI-I-I-I-IT! 485 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:40,911 [GROANS] 486 00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:42,579 DID WE GET ANYTHING?! 487 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:45,618 I--I--I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP. 488 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,490 NAME? 489 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:53,425 THE NAME'S JENKINS... JOHNNY JENKINS. 490 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:54,729 NOT ON THE LIST. 491 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,933 MILLER? FRED MILLER? 492 00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:57,725 HE'S A SOPHOMORE. 493 00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:01,966 NOW, GET LOST, YOU PHONY FRED MILLER. 494 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:05,842 WHAT WOULD FRED MILLER DO 495 00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,974 IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS? 496 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,580 WOW, THIS IS REALLY GREAT. 497 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:11,742 A CONTRIVED SETTING 498 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,680 COUPLED WITH FORCED INTERACTION 499 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:16,515 IS PERFECT FOR MAKING LIFELONG FRIENDS. 500 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,992 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TOPPINGS? 501 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,852 I'M FOR THEM. LET'S BE FRIENDS. 502 00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:23,821 OH, GOOD. 503 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,719 WELL, WHAT ABOUT SPRINKLES? 504 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:30,331 SPRINKLES ARE A TOPPING, YOU TREE-HUGGING BITCH. 505 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:31,625 P-P-P-PAULA! 506 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:34,597 JOHNNY! THERE'S NO PLACE FOR NUDITY 507 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:35,526 AT AN ICE CREAM SOCIAL. 508 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,971 [SHIVERING] Y-YOU MEAN THERE'S NO O-O-ORGY? 509 00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:41,607 THE STUTTERING IDIOT'S HERE! YAY! 510 00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:45,313 JOHNNY, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY BOOKED YOU FOR THIS. 511 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,577 YOU'RE THE STUTTERING IDIOT 512 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:48,806 EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT? 513 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,480 Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ENTERTAINMENT HAS ARRIVED. 514 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:53,621 I--I-- 515 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:55,715 AH, FUCK IT. SHARON! 516 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:56,817 HEY, WHAT GIVES? 517 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:58,918 YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE FUN OF OZZY. 518 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,461 IT'S UNCOOL. 519 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,525 I--I--FU-- 520 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,403 AH HA HA HA! 521 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,403 I CAME TO RESCUE YOU. 522 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,403 A BUNCH OF DIRTY STUFF IS GONNA HAPPEN 523 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:07,865 RIGHT AFTER THAT IDIOT GETS OFFSTAGE. 524 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,643 JOHNNY, IF YOU WANTED TO COME TO THE SOCIAL THIS BADLY, 525 00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,043 YOU SHOULD'VE JUST ASKED ME. 526 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:17,475 THIS IS EMBARRASSING. NOW, PULL UP YOUR PANTS. 527 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,813 ANGUS, YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE 3 MINUTES. 528 00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:22,009 HURRY UP! 529 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:22,710 [GRUNTS] 530 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:27,591 HMM. IT FEELS A LITTLE LIGHT. 531 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:32,390 HEY, CLAY, GO CRANK UP THE SPARKINAMAT...TA...MA... 532 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,557 YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 533 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,469 I GOT A FEELING WE GOT NOTHIN'. 534 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,443 Clay: ANGUS, YOU'VE GOT 3 SPERMS. 535 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:44,772 YOU'RE A WINNER! 536 00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:47,406 [CHATTERS] 537 00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:50,936 I'M GONNA TAKE THESE RIGHT DOWN TO THE BREEDER, 538 00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:53,079 AND GET THOSE BITCHES PREGNANT 539 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,705 SO I CAN KILL THEIR BABIES. 540 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,851 AH HA HA HA HA HA! 541 00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,416 AHH. HMM. 542 00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,654 YOU'RE NOT KILLIN' ANY BABIES, BABY. 543 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,950 I'M FREEZIN' THESE BABIES. 544 00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:05,791 I'M GONNA BE A GRANDDAD TO SOME FERRET BABIES. 545 00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:08,727 UHH! WHAT ABOUT MY STOLE? 546 00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:10,664 NOT MY PROBLEM. 547 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,799 Grandma: DAMN YOU, ZEEMAN. 548 00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:14,704 I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! 549 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:17,396 AH HA HA HA HA HA! 550 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:18,869 AH HA HA-- 551 00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:20,507 [COUGHS] 552 00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:22,812 Johnny: THANKS FOR DRIVING ME HOME, PAULA. 553 00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:24,444 SORRY I EMBARRASSED YOU. 554 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,479 JOHNNY, IT WAS SWEET OF YOU 555 00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:28,545 TO BE SO CONCERNED ABOUT ME, 556 00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:29,613 BUT I'M A BIG GIRL NOW, 557 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:33,391 AND I CAN MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS ABOUT ICE CREAM 558 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:34,592 AND/OR ANAL SEX. 559 00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:36,463 I'M SORRY, PAULA. I'M JUST AFRAID 560 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:39,731 YOU'RE GONNA GO OFF WITH ALL YOUR NEW ANAL SEX FRIENDS 561 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:41,031 AND FORGET ALL ABOUT ME. 562 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,493 THAT'S JUST SILLY. 563 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:43,861 I WANT TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS, 564 00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:46,629 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'LL REPLACE THE OLD ONES. 565 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,968 IT JUST MEANS I'LL HAVE LESS TIME FOR THEM. 566 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,704 SO YOU MEAN WE'LL STILL BE FRIENDS, 567 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:51,899 EVEN THOUGH I ACTED LIKE AN IDIOT? 568 00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:55,570 [LAUGHS] JOHNNY, THE ONLY REASON I LIKE YOU 569 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,140 IS BECAUSE YOU ACT LIKE AN IDIOT. 570 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,650 YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING IDIOT, 571 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:02,112 AND I THINK IT'S HYSTERICAL. 572 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,780 YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF. 573 00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,050 OK, I'LL TRY. 574 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,088 REMEMBER, JOHNNY-- 575 00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:09,652 AS LONG AS YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR TO ME, 576 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,621 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY NEIGHBOR. 577 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,465 KARMA MY ASS! 578 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,003 I GOT ME A STOLE, 579 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:26,398 AND I'M AS BAD AS I WANNA BE. 580 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:27,711 HEH HEH HEH! 581 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:29,613 YIPEE. OH, YEAH. 582 00:23:29,674 --> 00:23:31,544 MAMA, I'M COLD. 583 00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:34,150 Grandma: ♪ A-CHARLESTON, CHARLESTON ♪ 584 00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:37,082 ♪ OH, GOD, THAT NIGHT IN CHARLESTON ♪ 585 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,879 ♪ I AM SO HOT ♪ 586 00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:40,950 ♪ LOOK AT ME, BOYS... ♪ 587 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,550 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39956

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