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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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You'll never guess!
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Topanga's pregnant!
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She is?
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Why'd she tell you
and not me?
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Are you the father
of my child?
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Hey, idiot.
What?
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You had news?
Oh yeah, okay.
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I got a job!
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Hey, a job!
Good for you!
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Ask me what my hours are.
Go ahead. Ask me.
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What are your hours, Cor?
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It's up to me!
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Now ask me who I work for.
Go ahead, ask me.
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You know what I wonder?
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What, what, what, what?
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Who your boss could be.
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Me! I work for me!
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My boss is Mr. Me!
It's all me!
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Isn't that great?
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I wouldn't like it,
but it's good for you.
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It is, Shawn.
Oh, yes, it is.
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And I can make between
$400 and $5,000 a month!
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Oh, no.
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You see,
I'm the lord of my castle,
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and as the lord, I think
it's up to me to provide.
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And it's up to Topanga
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to be my grateful French
chambermaid, Fifi LeBanza.
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You haven't actually
said any of this
to Topanga, have you?
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Nah, this is just crap
floatin' around in my head.
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But that's the beauty
of marriage, Shawn.
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That's the golden nugget.
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Nobody
has to know nothin'!
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I have news!
I have news!
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Me first?
Like always.
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Okay. I was taking
the train downtown
to check out some shoes,
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just to look,
not to buy.
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And I was sitting
next to this woman
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who was looking
at fashion photos,
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and I commented,
"Oh, I love that outfit."
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So did she.
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Turns out she's the editor
for this fashion magazine,
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and we hit it off so well,
she offered me a job!
Right there!
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I'm her assistant, Cory!
I got a job!
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I'm really
very proud of you.
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What's your news?
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Eh, I got a job, too.
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(SCREAMS)
That's great! Cory!
We're a two-income family!
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Tell me! Tell me everything!
What's the job?
How'd you get it?
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Okay, okay, okay,
so I'm walking
down the street,
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and I see this flier
with the dollar signs on it.
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Seen those. Go on.
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Okay, so I called the number.
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That's great!
That shows initiative!
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Yeah, initiative!
Now I'm an entrepreneur!
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What exactly
are you doing, sweetie?
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Selling magazine
subscriptions over
the phone!
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Oh.
Try again.
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Oh!
Good girl.
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Yeah, "Oh!"
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I can wear what I want,
I can go to the bathroom
where I want,
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I can eat lunch when
I want. It's great!
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And I can make
as much as I choose
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between $400
and $5,000 a month!
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I choose $5,000!
Thank you!
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Where are you working?
Where are your offices?
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In our living room.
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Oh.
Try again.
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Oh.
Not as good.
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Hey, look. A penny!
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Hey, was it heads up?
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Is that the side
with the head on it?
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Yeah.
Oh. Yeah, it was
heads up. Yeah.
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Well,
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then you, my friend,
are the proud owner
of a lucky penny.
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What? What, really?
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I've never had one of these
before. What are the rules?
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It's easy, all right?
It's just a superstition.
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No, no.
I feel something.
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I felt something the second
I touched this penny.
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Why can't you just react
like a normal person?
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I am lucky!
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What now?
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Oh, he found
a little shiny penny.
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Oh.
Do you want to see
my lucky penny?
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No!
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My lucky penny!
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Wow! This must be
your lucky day, Eric.
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No, no, no. Shh. Shh.
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Not my lucky day,
my lucky life.
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It's a nice penny.
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I see what you're
trying to do.
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You're trying
to seduce me
for my penny.
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You caught me.
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I'm hot for your penny.
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Evil temptress.
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Oh. Well, that's me.
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See, if you had a nickel,
I'd probably marry you.
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That's how badly
I want you!
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Dude, gimme a nickel.
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Hello.
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Is this
Mr. Leon Schanazzi?
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Can you read?
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Good for you.
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Because I'm gonna read you
our list of magazines.
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Now, there's 700 here,
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so please don't hang up
before I finish,
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because I don't like it
and it's mean to me.
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Ready? Here we go.
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Aardvark.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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I told you not to
do that, Schanazzi.
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Now we're gonna have
to start all over again.
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Here we go.
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Aardvark.
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Hello?
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Schanazzi?
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You know what, Schanazzi?
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You have a stupid name!
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Cory, you'll never guess
what happened to me
at work today!
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I can't talk now, Schanazzi.
My wife's home.
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I'll call you later.
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Cory, I have the best news!
I can't wait to tell you!
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This is gonna be
the kind of job
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where I take Aspirin.
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A lot!
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How you doin'?
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Hello?
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Hi! Is this, uh,
Donna Santiangelo?
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Oh, great!
This is Topanga.
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Oh, you're so sweet.
Donna's a great name, too.
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Uh, anyway, I'm one of those
annoying magazine people
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who call at the worst time.
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(LAUGHS) I know.
Don't you just hate us?
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Yeah! Like you're
gonna sell a magazine!
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I couldn't sell one magazine,
and I'm in the business!
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What?
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Um, yeah, that's
one of our magazines.
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Uh-huh. And that.
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All of them?
Fantastic!
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We'll bill you!
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That was fun!
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You sold a magazine?
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Eight. You must
have sold, like, 800!
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How many did you sell?
Tell me, tell me.
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Perhaps you didn't
hear me when I said,
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"I didn't sell one magazine,
and I'm in the business,"
17 seconds ago.
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Right. So, Judy,
she's my boss,
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she calls me
into her office today
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with two other
associate editors.
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She asks me for my opinion
on what our first cover
should be.
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Apparently the other two
hated the one I picked,
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but Judy loved
the one I picked,
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and we're gonna use
the one I picked!
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Can you believe it?
Me! The one I picked!
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So she promoted you?
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Yes!
Isn't that something?
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Everybody relax!
Nothing bad
can happen to you.
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Nothin' at all.
You're with me.
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What's goin' on
over there?
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He found a lucky penny.
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You really
believe in that
stuff, Eric?
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Yes, Shawn,
yes, I do.
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I'm the chosen one.
I'm protected.
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I've got an invisible
shield all over my body.
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Watch this.
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Rocco!
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No, no, no, please!
Come on,
I don't want to get hurt!
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Rocco! Rocco!
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You know, I just
hate getting hurt.
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Matthews, you better
have a good reason
for bothering me.
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Yeah, I...
Let's go! Let's go!
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I'm not. Yeah, I just...
You know what?
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I just want Rocco to clear
something up for me.
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Well, if it's your
complexion, no can do!
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(LAUGHING)
My complexion!
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Let's go! Come on!
No, no.
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Just real quick, just
real quick. I just have
one question for Rocco.
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Hey, Rocco,
just curiously,
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um, as an athlete
on the football team,
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is it a distraction
being gay?
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Ahhh!
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Thank you.
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It's okay.
What?
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I've been holding it in
for so long.
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Fellas, I'm gay.
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That's okay, Rocco,
so are we!
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Really?
Yeah!
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Oh, sure.
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What?
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This is impossible!
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Oh, hey.
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Just move
the 9 to the 10,
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Jack to the Queen.
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Oh! Look!
I got an ace.
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I win.
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Good job, Cory.
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Yeah, I'm brilliant.
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Well, work must be going well
if you can take a break.
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Yeah, well. I took
a long break, you know?
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I quit.
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You quit? Why?
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Because, Topanga,
unlike you,
I wasn't enjoying it.
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Unlike you,
I wasn't good at it.
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Unlike you,
I don't shine
at everything.
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I don't shine
at anything.
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Honey,
what's bothering you?
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Nothing, Topanga.
I'm just...
I'm in a mood, okay?
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Well, is there anything
I can do to cheer you up, huh?
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Topanga know
what Cory like.
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No.
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But I love you.
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Wanna go home? Huh?
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You wanna go home
and have pooky-pook?
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No, Topanga.
No pooky-pook.
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Why not?
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Because, you're better
at pooky-pook
than I am, too.
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Oh, look how cute!
They're having
their first fight!
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Cory, I don't like that you
can't talk to me about this.
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Topanga, look, I just...
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I don't want to say anything
that I'm gonna regret, okay?
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Do you think
maybe we should leave?
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No, no, no, no.
I wanna see Topanga
make Cory cry.
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I mean, Cory, whatever
bug you have up your butt,
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why are you blaming it
on me?
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Topanga, if you're
as smart as your
"A" streak says you are,
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you'd know just to
leave me alone right now.
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This is about my grades?
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Oh! This is not
about your grades!
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Yes, it is!
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(STAMMERING) It's about
how you shove your
stupid grades in my face,
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or, how you get promoted,
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or, you sell
one of my subscriptions.
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Wow. Well, I'm sorry
I tried to help you
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with your little
magazine project.
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It's not a project, okay?
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Sticker books
are a project.
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This is my career!
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Cory, come on.
It wasn't your career.
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Shut up!
Yow!
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Look. My life is just as
important as your life,
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even if I don't do
my life as good as you!
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As well as you.
What?
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I was just saying that
it's not as good as you...
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Are you crazy, Topanga?
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Are you kidding me
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that you would say
something like that
right now?
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Cory, this whole
thing is crazy!
250
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,336
Yeah, it really is.
251
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,038
Sit down!
Yow!
252
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,473
Well,
at least I'm not
253
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:19,577
a hoity-toity photo-assistant,
kiss-Judy's-tushie!
254
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,783
Maybe I have to kiss
Judy's tushie
255
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,786
because you can't sell
one stinking magazine!
256
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,157
Okay, that's it, yeah.
257
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:36,894
What did you just say?
258
00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:41,265
I just said that
you haven't been
doing all that well...
259
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,633
No, no, no!
260
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,869
That is not what you said!
261
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,605
You said I'm a loser,
Topanga!
262
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:50,008
I know you said it
'cause I heard it!
263
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,843
I heard it
from your big mouth!
264
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,279
Oh.
265
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,081
I have a big mouth now?
Yeah.
266
00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:59,283
You can't even
play solitaire,
imbecile!
267
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,288
Did you hear that okay
from my big mouth?
268
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,089
You know what, Topanga?
I used to be able to.
269
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:08,993
I used to be able
to do a lot of things
before I married you.
270
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,861
Congratulations!
271
00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,731
You've killed my spirit!
272
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,805
I win.
273
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,540
You leave, I win!
274
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,108
(DOOR CLOSING)
Bye!
275
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,782
Oh, man.
276
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,826
I said
she killed my spirit.
277
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:46,597
Well, marriage
is a new situation.
278
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,800
There's lots of
new stress on you.
279
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,805
You know, this is
our first fight ever.
280
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,275
What am I supposed to do?
281
00:12:58,478 --> 00:12:59,477
Well,
282
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,879
she left crying.
283
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,849
You know,
my mother and father
fought all their lives,
284
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,484
and one of them
always walked out.
285
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,787
One day, one of them
never came back.
286
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:13,658
It's bad, in my experience,
when someone walks out crying.
287
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,228
So, what do I do?
288
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,597
You go home.
289
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,098
You hope
she's still there.
290
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,836
Oh, no.
291
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,806
And if she is,
you lock the door
and have it out.
292
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:32,843
Like a steel-cage match?
293
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:36,080
No one leaves
until the fight's over.
294
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,217
(STAMMERS) I just...
I wish I hadn't said
what I said, you know?
295
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,451
But you did.
296
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,620
So, obviously,
something's bothering you.
297
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,057
What?
Don't figure it
out with me.
298
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,524
Those days are long gone.
299
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,760
There's only one person
who can help you here.
300
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,229
And it's me.
301
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,065
Eric, no.
302
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,700
Why don't you cram it,
talkboy?
303
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,136
That's all you're good for,
is talk.
304
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,372
"Oh! Talkity-talk,
talkity-talk, talk, talk!
Talkity-talk! Yak!
305
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,907
"Oh, look!
Oh, look!
It's great!
306
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,909
"Trailer boy's got
all the answers!"
307
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,311
Yeah. You know
something,
trailer boy?
308
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,378
There's one thing
you don't have.
309
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,813
Bam! Penny!
310
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,517
Hey.
311
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,086
Hey.
312
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:18,022
I love you, Cory.
You're my brother.
313
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,823
That's why I'm gonna
give you my penny.
314
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,360
Eric...
315
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,995
That penny's been
so lucky for you.
316
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,598
Now it's gonna be
lucky for you.
317
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,200
If I could just
have a second.
318
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,267
Okay.
319
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,973
Thank you, penny,
for all you've taught me,
320
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,608
for you have taught me
confidence,
321
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,878
and with that confidence,
I know that I no
longer need luck.
322
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,182
So I intend to
go on my life,
penniless.
323
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,120
(STIFLED SOBBING)
324
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,890
Oh, Eric,
that's very nice.
325
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,125
Are you sure about this?
326
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,160
Mmm-hmm.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Okay.
327
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,798
Good luck, old gal.
328
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,034
You should
take care of her.
329
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,135
And yourself.
330
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,138
All right.
331
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,440
Bye-bye.
332
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,348
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
333
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,752
That's weird.
Looks like rain.
334
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,120
Good thing I'm inside.
335
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,767
Well,
336
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,135
at least
I didn't get wet.
337
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,077
Thank you.
338
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,684
Oh, no.
339
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,387
Topanga?
340
00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:58,790
Topanga!
341
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,225
I'm here.
342
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,326
Hi.
343
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:11,769
You're playing solitaire?
344
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,137
Yeah.
345
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:14,705
'Cause I was alone.
346
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,140
I played 19 games.
347
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,274
Did you win 'em all?
348
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:19,844
Sorry.
349
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,713
Yeah.
350
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,115
Look, could you put
the cards away?
I need to talk to you.
351
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:27,885
Oh. You have something
you want to say to me now?
352
00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,987
I'm sorry about
what happened.
353
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:33,624
I'm deeply,
deeply sorry.
354
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,327
You know?
355
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,995
And, uh...
356
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:40,664
I do take back
what I said to you.
357
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,037
Uh-huh?
358
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,175
That's all I get,
is "uh-huh"?
359
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,345
Topanga,
I just apologized.
360
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,146
Now it's your turn.
361
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,882
No! That's not
the way it works!
362
00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,884
What, I don't apologize
good enough for you, either?
363
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,552
Oh, is that what that was?
364
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,089
You haven't said
anything for an hour.
365
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,424
I'm afraid
to say anything!
366
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,360
Why?
I don't know!
367
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,794
You know.
368
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,996
I think I know better
whether I know or not,
okay?
369
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,665
Well, then I guess
I know you
better than you do.
370
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,300
Of course you do, Topanga.
371
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,336
Cory, unless we tell
each other what's going on,
372
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,571
then we cannot
be truthful.
373
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,773
This is our first fight.
374
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:22,973
Ever.
375
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,209
Then let's make it
mean something.
376
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:26,510
Tell me what's going on.
377
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,979
You want the truth?
Truth.
378
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,148
Sit down. I'll be happy
to tell you the truth.
379
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,918
Ever since I've known you,
okay,
380
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,687
I had an idea,
you had a better one.
381
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,123
I got a good grade,
you got a better one.
382
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,292
I get into Pennbrook,
you get into Yale!
383
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,927
I didn't go
because of you!
384
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,028
I understand that,
Topanga.
Believe me.
385
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,296
That's all part of this.
386
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,064
Go on.
387
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,265
So I got a job,
388
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,934
but you, of course,
you get a better one!
389
00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:52,470
What's next?
390
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,373
I mean, Topanga, I understand
that you're better than me.
391
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:58,542
Okay? But why?
Why do you have to
shove it in my face?
392
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,179
You think
I'm better than you?
393
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,614
I know you are.
394
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,483
I mean, you make me
not think very
much of myself.
395
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,756
I do what?
396
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,126
(CRYING)
I've killed your spirit.
397
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,763
Topanga, don't.
398
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,198
I've caused you pain.
399
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,968
No. Look. I'm okay.
400
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,705
I would never
want to cause you pain.
401
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,073
I want you to be happy.
402
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,809
Everything I ever did was
just trying to impress you.
403
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,979
Really?
404
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:36,080
No.
405
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,150
Sometimes.
406
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,652
Sometimes for me.
407
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,220
Mostly for me.
408
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,956
Twice for you.
409
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,127
A lot for you.
410
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,864
Why for me?
411
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,866
Because I always knew
you were worth it.
412
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,536
Why?
413
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,140
Because you believed in us.
414
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,142
You were the one who held
this relationship together
415
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,544
when I was afraid
of this relationship.
416
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,782
You were the one
who taught me to
have faith in love.
417
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,386
Me?
418
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:22,859
I don't want you to ever
feel bad about yourself.
419
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:26,063
And I don't want you to
ever hold yourself back
because of me.
420
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,531
So what do we do?
421
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,501
We have to support
each other, Topanga.
422
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,637
And we can't be afraid
to fight with each other.
423
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,406
But I'm scared of you.
424
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,674
Cory, sometimes
in our lives,
425
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,610
you're going to be
doing better than me...
When?
426
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,044
...or I'm going to be
doing better than you.
427
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,546
And we're back.
428
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,348
But if either one of us
is doing well at all,
429
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,650
it's because
we love each other.
430
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,586
We have to always
remember that.
431
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:51,054
We're not competing.
We're a team.
432
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,091
I would never want
to kill your spirit,
433
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,260
because I love
your spirit.
434
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,099
All right, Schanazzi.
435
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,734
Now, you're gonna
buy a magazine.
436
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:04,935
You know why?
437
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,637
Because
I'm bringing in the wife!
438
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,038
You know why?
439
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,440
Because when the two
of us work together,
440
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,342
ain't nothin'
gonna stop us!
441
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:12,909
Hello?
442
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:14,978
Hi. I'm the wife,
Topanga.
443
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,748
What?
444
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,083
Well, what kind of
a name is Schanazzi?
445
00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:21,552
(WHISPERS)
That's what I said.
446
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,953
He doesn't want
to talk to me.
447
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,022
What do you mean?
He wants to talk to you!
448
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,326
All right, Schanazzi,
let's have it.
449
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,329
Yes. Yeah.
450
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,430
Uh-huh.
451
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,033
Goodbye.
452
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,468
Well, what did he say?
453
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,837
He just bought a one year
subscription to Aardvark!
454
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,138
Why?
455
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,106
He said I was
the most persistent
person he ever met!
456
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,910
He did, huh?
Yeah.
457
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,712
You know, I think
it was a compliment.
458
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,219
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
459
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,767
Penny.
460
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:25,983
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