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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(CORY WHISTLING)
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Cory, the banquet halls
are filling up.
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Will you please look
at these dates?
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No, I'm wet and naked.
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Me, too.
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You're not naked.
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Cory, I can't pick out
a wedding dress or flowers
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or anything
until we set a date.
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Will I ever
see you naked?
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Someday.
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Sunday?
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Pick a date!
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How about your
tushie right now
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as a sign
of good faith?
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Ha! Nice try, babe.
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Ooh, nice tush.
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(SCREAMS)
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Ooh, hubba, hubba.
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I'm just a piece of meat
to you, aren't I?
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All men are.
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Isn't that right,
my little
rump roast?
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Angela, what'd
you do that for?
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Because I did.
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Oh. Cory, here,
I borrowed your razor.
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You used my razor?
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Yeah. Just to
shave my legs.
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You don't mind, do you?
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Mind? (CHUCKLES)
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That the razor
I use on my face
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was used to shave
your wonderful leg
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only brings us much
closer and increases
my overall joy.
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Good.
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Please remember to
look at those dates.
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I will, my smooth one.
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I'm gonna be sick.
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What?
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She used my... (EXCLAIMS)
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What's the big deal?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Why don't you just
change the blade, you baby?
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I think it's sexy.
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I do, too.
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Her stubble on my face
is sexy to you?
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Cory's disgusted
you used his razor.
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Are you kidding me?
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Why wouldn't
you have just
said something?
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Ha, ha, I don't mind.
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I think that you using
my razor is very sexy.
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Oh, good.
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So, if I were to use
this razor right now
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to shave under my arms,
you'd be okay with that?
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Sure.
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No, I'd hate it!
I hate it! Please don't!
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Why wouldn't you have
just told me the truth?
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The truth?
That's funny,
the truth.
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Cory, if we're
gonna be married,
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we have to be able
to be totally honest
with each other.
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We should learn from
this. From right now,
total honesty.
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It's a trap.
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Wait a minute...
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Are you saying
I can tell you
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the truth about
everything?
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(IN SING SONG VOICE)
Trap, trappity, trap, trap...
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I want you to.
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Trap. Trap.
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Are you saying
I can tell you
exactly what I think
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with no fear
of repercussion
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or lots and lots
of yelling?
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Try it.
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Well, okay.
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Topanga...
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If you don't mind,
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would you please consider
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keeping your paws
off my razor?
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Done.
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Really?
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Wow.
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Honesty all the time.
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This will
be good, huh?
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Yeah, this will
be real good.
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Oh, look...
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My Petite Shoe is playing
at the university theater.
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Do you want to go?
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Watch this.
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No. I don't wanna go.
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You know why?
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Because it's a chick flick.
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And Cory don't like
chick flicks.
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You know what else
I don't like?
The Ice Capades.
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Don't ever take me there.
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So, how am I doing?
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You're right on schedule.
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Hey, guys.
How you doing?
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Hey, Eric.
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What's Josh doing here?
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Oh, I'm just
baby-sitting.
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I'm waiting
for Mom and Dad
to come pick him up.
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Hey, little bro.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Oh, Eric, wait, wait.
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We wanna catch
everybody here.
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Oh, hi, Joshua.
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
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Well, Jack and I
are having
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our first dinner party
on Friday night,
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and we wanted
to invite you all,
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'cause I'm gonna cook,
and it's gonna be
really, really fun.
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Sure. Cory, you wanna go?
Sounds good.
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Yeah.
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Eric, we really
want you to come.
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Well, how do you expect me
to go back to the place
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where I had my heart
ripped out of my chest
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and thrown around the room
like it was a...
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Like a nerf heart.
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I want you to forget
about everything that's
happened between us
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and remember
that we're friends,
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and I want you to come
to our party because
it's for friends.
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Will you be making tater tots?
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Oh, I'll make
tater tots.
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Oh, well, then
I'll be there.
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(CRYING)
I'm so in love with her.
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Oh, Josh, you're
getting cold, buddy.
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Aw, who's the little one?
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That's Joshua.
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He's so cute.
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How old is he?
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Months or something,
I don't know.
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Uh, look at me,
though. I'm Eric.
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You know, there's
nothing sweeter
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than a father
with his new baby.
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Oh, sure there is,
the father,
his new baby,
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and his new baby's
girlfriend.
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What about your wife?
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Dead. What are you
doing later?
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No, I'm all that he's
got in this world.
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ALAN:
Hey, Eric.
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(STUTTERS)
Mom and Dad!
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Hey, all right,
great.
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Cup of coffee?
Come on.
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Hey, little boy.
Did you miss your mommy?
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Did I miss my mommy?
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Of course I missed
my mommy. Come here.
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And I missed my daddy,
too, didn't I, big guy?
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All right. Back off.
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Have you met
my new friend?
This is, um...
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Dana.
Dana.
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Hello.
Hi, Dana.
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You have
an adorable grandson.
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What?
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Oh, uh, yes, yes, we do.
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Thank you very much.
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Good luck.
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Alan, he's using our child
to pick up women.
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It's disgusting.
I'm going to have
a talk with him.
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See what I made there?
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What you doing?
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Carving rose radishes.
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I just spent a half
an hour on the one
in your mouth.
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It's good.
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Oh, you weren't
planning on wearing
that, were you?
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What, don't I look
good in this?
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Oh, no, you look fine.
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You look fine.
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I just thought maybe
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since this is
our first dinner
party together,
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you might, I don't know,
want to dress up
a little bit.
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Got anything
in particular
you want me to wear?
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Oh, no, I want you
to wear whatever
you want to wear.
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Except this.
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(CHUCKLES) You're so funny.
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I'm gonna go
think about things.
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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Topanga...
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At what point
when you were paying
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to have this
done to your hair
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did you look in
the mirror and say,
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"Hey, this looks good"?
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Cory, you've made
your point.
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You don't like my hair.
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Watch this.
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Topanga,
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if I may be honest,
and you said I could,
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I don't dislike your hair.
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No, no.
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I hate it.
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No, hate's too strong
of a word. Uh...
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No, hate's good.
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I think whoever
did this to you
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should be taken outside,
tied down,
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and made to look at it.
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He's like a dog
with a bone.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Hi. Come on in.
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Oh, Topanga,
I love your hair.
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Thank you.
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I don't.
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Don't worry, we have
an honesty pact.
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We tell each other
the truth about
everything now.
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Yeah, nothing bad's
gonna happen at all.
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You know what?
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This reminds me
of this game
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we used to play
back in high school.
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Oh, what kind of game?
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Oh, it was
an honesty game.
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Oh, well, how do you play?
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We put everybody's
name in a hat,
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and whoever's
name you draw,
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you can ask
whatever you want.
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I just came to eat.
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That's a nice outfit.
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Are you afraid
of honesty, Shawn?
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Oh, yeah,
in a big way.
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Cory and I aren't.
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Honesty's a cinch
for us.
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Trap.
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Well, great, then.
I'll get the hat.
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Put it on Topanga.
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(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
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I'm done.
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Okay, everybody.
Let's play.
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Oh, do we have
to play a game?
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Oh, come on. Dinner's
not quite ready,
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and we have to
wait for Eric anyway.
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It's really fun
to think of
intimate questions
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that'll really
embarrass everybody.
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Okay, well, I'll go first.
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Jack.
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Oh, great.
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Okay, if you could change
one thing about Rachel,
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what would you change?
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TOPANGA:
Oh, that's good.
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I don't know. Who's next?
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Oh, come on, Jack. Try.
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I mean, there must be
something about me
that bothers you.
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Nope, sorry.
Ooh, great game.
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Feels good to be honest,
huh? Ooh.
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All right.
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Rachel.
Yes.
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Same question.
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Is there anything
about Jack
that bothers you?
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See how hard it is?
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He's too passive
and needs to voice
his opinions more.
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Jack, what do you
think about that?
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I don't know.
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(DOORBELL BUZZING)
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Eric, hi...
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You brought a guest.
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Yeah, yeah. This is Dana.
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I met her at
the student union
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when I was
with my son, Joshua.
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He's with Grandma
and Grandpa Matthews
right now.
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You remember
my son, Joshua.
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(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
And the honesty game
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just got a little
more interesting.
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Do you think
I'm too passive?
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What?
Nothing.
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Well, Dana, hi.
I'm Rachel.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Would you excuse me
for just one second?
260
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,094
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
261
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,530
Funny hair.
262
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,505
What? What's the matter?
263
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:43,274
I have seven Cornish hens,
seven baked potatoes,
264
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,543
and seven parfaits, and
there are eight people here.
265
00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,611
Ah. Okay, I'll leave.
266
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,215
Sit down.
267
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,150
So, Eric, we're
playing a truth game
268
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,985
to promote honesty
in relationships.
269
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,319
Honesty.
Excellent, excellent.
270
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,989
It's what they
teach us in law school.
271
00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:00,625
All right.
Let's see who's next.
272
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,693
Shawn...
273
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,496
If you could spend
one night with anyone,
274
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:06,998
no strings attached,
275
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,866
who would it be with?
276
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,769
Anyone in the world?
277
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:12,970
No strings?
278
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,571
Yep. Be honest.
279
00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:17,374
Then I'd pick Angela.
280
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:19,343
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
281
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,416
Angela?
282
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:30,988
So, with no strings,
no commitment,
283
00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:33,991
no emotional attachment,
you'd pick me?
284
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,128
Yeah. What do you
say to that?
285
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,930
Let's do it.
286
00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:51,609
(WHISPERING)
It's a trap.
287
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,516
So, come on, Shawn.
Let's go.
288
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,318
Now?
289
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,452
Now.
290
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,589
I like this game.
291
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,026
Hello.
292
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,160
What?
293
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,494
When you two broke up,
294
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,863
who is the one that spent
every minute of every day
295
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,031
trying to get you two
back together?
296
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,198
You, darling.
297
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,699
And who was the one
who spent every second
298
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,535
trying to make
you two realize that
you belong together?
299
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,703
You, darling.
300
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,938
Then why are you going
to do something
301
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:22,140
very strange in the bedroom
302
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:25,143
when I have absolutely
nothing to do with it?
303
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,078
No strings, Cory.
304
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,780
I don't get it.
305
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,082
Bye-bye.
306
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,655
So, uh, Dana...
307
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:40,258
What's your feeling
about this whole
stringless relationship?
308
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,760
You know, no commitments,
no emotional attachment,
309
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,496
still you get to honk-honk,
you know what I'm saying?
310
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,998
And I want you to remember,
everybody's being honest
tonight.
311
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,734
Well, I just met you.
Mmm-hmm.
312
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,302
All I know
about you is that
313
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,038
you're a single father
working his way
through law school
314
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,174
who just got back from
the no-fly zone in Iraq.
315
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,243
(SCOFFING)
316
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,679
Aw, she goes out with you,
she deserves what she gets.
317
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,249
(LAUGHS)
That's right, baby.
318
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,117
Okay, let's get back
to the game.
319
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,218
Who's next?
320
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,319
I'm not passive.
321
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:09,887
I'm just nice.
322
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,457
Excuse me.
323
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,793
But does anybody care
about what's going on
up there?
324
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,594
I have something to say.
325
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,629
These are not tater tots!
326
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,332
Eric, they're right here.
327
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,500
(LAUGHING)
328
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:25,703
You leave hair
in the shower!
329
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,176
You leave hair.
It bothers me.
330
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,645
That's right. Your hair,
331
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,946
in the shower,
clogging up the drain.
332
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:38,683
It bothers me. Yeah, you.
333
00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:40,184
Wait a second,
you've been sitting there
334
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,686
and stewing
for 20 minutes,
335
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,254
and that's all that
you came up with?
336
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,790
Leave me alone.
337
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,293
You all know what
they're doing up there,
don't you? They're...
338
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,627
Cory.
339
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:52,764
If you could change
one thing about Topanga,
340
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,599
what would it be?
341
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,768
Um... What would it be?
342
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,103
What would it be?
343
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,438
What would it be?
344
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,074
Cory, make your
we're-gonna-be-virgins-
345
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,208
for-the-rest-of-our-lives
joke,
346
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,610
and then we can all move on.
347
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,546
I'd actually change
your need to be perfect
all the time.
348
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,215
What?
349
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:14,651
Yeah, I think
you need to relax,
350
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,620
lighten up a bit.
351
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,157
Jeez, they've been
up there a long time.
352
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,659
I don't need
to be perfect.
353
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,595
Oh, come on, Topanga,
from nursery school
to college,
354
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,796
you always had to be
the best at everything.
355
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,100
Really?
Then why didn't I
go to Yale, Cory?
356
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,570
Why am I here
at Pennbrook with you?
357
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:34,438
What?
358
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,107
Okay. (LAUGHS)
Game's over.
359
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,110
Who's hungry for hen?
360
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,045
I knew it.
361
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,414
You resent the fact that
you gave up Yale for me.
362
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,049
I gave up Yale for us.
363
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,250
I was just
trying to show you
you were wrong, okay?
364
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,918
Well, maybe you
should have gone, then.
365
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,154
Yeah, maybe the time
apart would have been
good for us.
366
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,522
In what way?
367
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,791
Maybe we wouldn't
be engaged?
368
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,193
Why do you have to
take it to that level?
369
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,662
Rachel?
370
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,764
Huh?
371
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,200
Thank you for everything.
I'm gonna be leaving now.
372
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,834
No, no, uh...
373
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,602
Wait a minute,
you started this
whole honesty thing.
374
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,804
You can't leave.
375
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,339
Watch me.
376
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,740
Topanga...
377
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,683
I can't believe
they're still up there.
378
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:23,854
Oh, Jack, I just
wanted to have
379
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,690
my first grown-up
dinner party with
my Cornish hens...
380
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,292
And tater tots!
381
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,762
My party's sucky.
382
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,031
No, come on,
it's just your first one.
383
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,634
Next time, we won't
invite these people.
384
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,469
Well, I guess
we could invite
some of them.
385
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,905
I mean, Eric seems
to be doing pretty
well with his date.
386
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,573
I love Shamu.
387
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,675
How do you train him
to do all those tricks?
388
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,244
It's hard.
It's a difficult task,
389
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,179
but the key
is to start small,
390
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,847
uh, sit, stay...
391
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,383
Eat Pinocchio.
392
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,119
You know what, everything
was going fine
393
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,421
until I thought
of that stupid
honesty game.
394
00:15:57,489 --> 00:15:58,956
No, no, that's not
true, honey.
395
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,124
This party
would have been bad
396
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,092
no matter what happened.
397
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,896
That's very honest of you.
398
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,497
Yeah. Sorry.
399
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,300
Oh.
400
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,641
This is the greatest
night of my life.
401
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,076
Don't talk.
402
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,679
No one understands
this but us.
403
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:22,913
Quiet.
404
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,419
I forgot how well
we fit together.
405
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,855
I'm asking you
to shut up.
406
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:56,546
What do you want
from me?
407
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,216
I want to understand
what's bothering you.
408
00:16:58,284 --> 00:16:59,950
I thought
you wanted to spend
some time apart, Cory.
409
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,586
Topanga, that's
not what I meant,
and you know it.
410
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:03,721
But there is
a part of you
411
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:04,922
that wonders
what it'd be like
412
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,023
to spend a year apart?
413
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,358
Honesty?
414
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:09,626
Please.
415
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:12,763
Yes, there's a part of me
416
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,565
that wonders what
it would be like.
417
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,468
But there's another part,
a much bigger part,
418
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,670
that knows I would
have been miserable
without you.
419
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,839
Now, I need to know,
420
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,241
are you sorry
you gave up Yale?
421
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,709
Honesty?
422
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,644
Please.
423
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,848
Giving up Yale was
the hardest thing
I've ever had to do.
424
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,317
But, of course,
425
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,987
I would have
been miserable
without you, too.
426
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,528
I just want to be able
to use your razor.
427
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,266
I already told you...
(EXCLAIMS)
428
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,068
I don't want you
to react like that.
429
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:53,404
So, that's what
this is about, isn't it?
430
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,173
Cory, the relationship
that I want
431
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,341
is not two individuals
who live under
the same roof.
432
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,143
I want us together, Cory.
433
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,978
What's mine is yours,
and what's yours is mine.
434
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,980
If you're gonna react
like that over a razor,
435
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,782
how are you gonna
react when I use
your toothbrush?
436
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,686
Not well.
437
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:12,756
Angela...
438
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,391
Mmm, don't.
439
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,060
Miss you.
Don't.
440
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,895
I can't help it.
Don't.
441
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,697
Angela, I love you.
442
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,334
Ow! My keys.
443
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,072
I knew you
couldn't do it.
444
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:31,575
Oh, man,
I Cory'd this up,
didn't I?
445
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,379
You had to go and get heavy,
Shawn, didn't you?
446
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,215
No, I'm not
getting heavy, Angela.
447
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,783
I just think that
an emotional commitment
448
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:43,553
is a proper foundation
for... Oh, my God,
I'm both of them!
449
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,357
Topanga, if we're
really being honest,
450
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:48,793
then I think
what you need
451
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,962
is some imaginary
perfect relationship.
452
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:55,065
You know, this
is just you going
after perfect again.
453
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,901
No, Cory, this is me
454
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,102
realizing that we are
going to be sharing
455
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,636
the rest of
our lives together
456
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:00,905
and wondering why
you can't even share
457
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,139
a razor
or a toothbrush.
458
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,775
Okay, you want
real honesty, Topanga?
459
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,377
Can you handle
real honesty?
460
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,511
I just want
to know what
it's gonna take
461
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,645
to share
your toothbrush.
462
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,347
The truth is
I could never share
463
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,882
any of my
personal items
464
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:15,252
with someone who won't
even show me her tushie.
465
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,255
No tushie, no brushy.
466
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,127
I think that's fair.
467
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,462
I... What?
468
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:30,935
Thank you, Rachel.
I had a really nice time.
469
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,402
You're welcome.
470
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,004
Come back soon.
471
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:39,176
I have seen
the promised land!
472
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,680
I showed him my butt.
473
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:47,685
You two make my life
a living hell.
474
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,524
(CHUCKLES) Great,
great party, Rachel.
475
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,725
We're having a great time.
476
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,093
Really?
477
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,261
Wow, I thought that
whole honesty game
478
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,362
might have ruined
the evening.
479
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,097
Ah, on the contrary,
480
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,365
honesty is the
only way to go
481
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,067
for a healthy relationship.
482
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:06,637
If you'll notice,
only the honest couples
are left here.
483
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,906
Yeah, the bullet hurt.
484
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,207
But I saved
the President's life,
485
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,310
so I think
it was worth it.
486
00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:15,246
Eric doesn't count.
487
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,848
And...
488
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,616
I'm Batman.
489
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:29,794
(SIGHS)
490
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,000
What are you doing?
491
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,601
Oh, I left mine
in my gym bag.
492
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:41,138
You know,
this sharing stuff
is great. Thanks.
493
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,507
(EXCLAIMS) There's
a hair on it.
494
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,544
Oh, yeah. Look,
it's one of my boys.
495
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,780
I can tell 'cause
it's kinky, like me.
496
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,281
Here you go.
497
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,250
You are a disgusting
little man.
498
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,651
Yes, I am.
499
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,489
Hey, Shawn, why are
you following me?
500
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:00,157
You had
your chance, babe.
501
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,159
I'm not following you.
502
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,760
I couldn't care less
about you.
503
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:04,895
You mean nothing
to me.
504
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,630
Less than nothing.
505
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,607
Nothing. Not a thing.
506
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,710
Okay. Good for you.
507
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:23,347
(GRUNTS)
508
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,820
Cold shower now!
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