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I believe anything can happen to anyone, anywhere, at any time.

I learned that when I was a kid.

I also learned you gotta roll with the weirdness.

You know, because to me the world is pretty fucked up place, Ellen.

Sometimes it makes me just wanna go out there...

Shoot all these assholes.

So I guess you don't think the meek shall inherit the earth?

What, this?

Ah, they can have it.

It's not so bad.

I mean, if you don't think about the price of gas...

Or the commuter traffic.

Now, you see, that's the fucked-up part.

The gas. Traffic.

Now, people are getting mad about it too, they are.

If you ask me, one of these days, the whole thing is just gonna blow up.

I mean, did you know that in Thailand...

You can sell your baby, your 5 year-old kid, to a sex shop?

And you do the same thing here.

The only difference is you can't advertise for it.

Are you always this charming on a first date, Bruce?

Or do I look like a girl who's really interested...

In what's going on in Thailand?

I'm sorry.

I get a little worked up sometimes. I apologize.

Do you wanna get out of here?

[I thunder rumbling]

Wow, god, this place is awesome.

Yeah, my dad built it when I was little.

We used to come up here every summer to go hunting.

Man, it's really coming down.

God, I hate the rain.

Ah! Whoa! Come on. Oh, man.

Jesus!

I love the rain.

Oh, I love it.

You look really good in it.

Oh. Well, thank you.

[I thunder rumbling]

Oh, my god.

Oh, shit.

Oh, great.

Hello?

Are you okay?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Are you okay?

It was my fault. I...

My phone doesn't work. I can't call for help.

Are you hurt?

[I thunder rumbling]

Help me!

[Iman growls]

You've always got to expect the unexpected...

And do the unexpected.

See, that's what will save you...

When some whacko wants to put the hurt on you.

You act just as crazy as they are and they don't know what to do with you.

- What happens if crazy doesn't work? - Oh, crazy always works.

- But if it doesn't.... Yeah?

You fall back and you fight with whatever's available to you.

- You see it? “what?

This.

All this wilderness.

You can really use it to your advantage, you know.

- Oh, yeah? Yeah

you could take a tree, rig a sling...

0r, uh, you can pick up a sharp stick and gouge someone's eye out.

My point is, as long as they don't see it coming...

Then you've got the edge, okay?

Well, I think you gotta catch them first.

Yup, you do.

Really? You did not just called me out like that

I'm gonna get you, woman.

I'm right behind you!

I guess I'm too fast for you, huh?

- No, I let you catch me. - I don't think so.

- Yes. - No_

let me up.

Bruce, let me up.

Let me up. Let me up.

What?

It's time to do the unexpected.

What do you say?

[I thunder rumbling]

Do the unexpected.

Shit!

Onl

no! No!

No

eat that, you motherfucker.

[Iman screams in pain]

Whoa!

When everything else fails you, try anything.

Really thought you'd be better than that by now.

Well, we all can't be as rough-and-ready as my darling husband, now, can we?

You know what, it's exactly the type of thinking that's gonna get you hurt.

All right? Your pulling the trigger that's why you're shots are all going wild.

It's getting late. I told John and Aimee we'd meet them in town for dinner tonight.

All right. We'll see.

Balance is everything.

Nature is balance.

I'll make dinner. You want anything special?

No, I'm not hungry.

I'll just walk the perimeter, call it an early night.

Got a big day tomorrow.

Getting together with those survival freaks again?

You don't know what you're talking about, Ellen.

So I'll just ignore that you said that.

Okay. Well, you ignore everything else I say so.

I mean, Bruce, you are really freaking me out right now.

We don't even go out anymore.

You spend all your day with those nutjobs.

We don't even have a house in the city anymore.

The cities aren't safe anymore, Ellen.

You will thank me when it happens.

When the big one drops, we can just wait out here...

While those mud people rise up and kill each other.

What is this shit you're talking about, huh?

I don't understand anything you say to me anymore, and I'm your wife.

I'll be a few hours.

Fine.

Okay.

Okay.

It's all right.

Aww.

Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?

[Iman growls]

[Iman growls]

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, you bastard. Come and get me.

Come on.

Come on, you bastard. Come and get me!

Oh, no.

No. No, no. No.

[Iman growls]

Help me!

Oh, god, help me!

Shh.

Oh, my god.

No

no, please.

You're weak, Ellen.

You've always been weak.

I knew it the first time I met you.

It's pitiful. You were born weak.

- It's pathetic. - Why did you marry me?

What are we doing here? What's the point?

Because I wanna teach you something.

Look at me when I'm talking to you. Look at me, Ellen.

I wanted to make you strong.

And I know you got potential. I know you do, I know what's in you.

And I will not let you prove me wrong.

Show me.

- Are you kidding? - Take the knife.

Please, take the fucking knife. Do it for me.

- Oh, come on. - Take the fucking knife, Ellen.

Show me what you got. Come on, please.

- So all comes down to this? - You bet your life.

That was pathetic. Try harder.

Pick up the knife.

Don't take your eyes off me.

Whoa!

All right.

You wanna cut me? Come on, come on.

Come on.

See?

I know you can do so much better.

Come. Come on cut me. Come on.

- Give me that knife. - No_

I'm leaving you.

I can't do this anymore, Bruce.

I'm sorry.

Everybody's sorry for something, Ellen.

I'll survive.

Ellen, you can survive anything.

Oh, no. Oh, my god.

Oh, no.

Good lord, it smells bad in here.

When is he gonna clean it out, by golly?

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a messy house.

And no matter how much I sleep...

Whenever I wake up it's still the same messy house.

Hi

I'm buddy.

Not too many come up that road. Maybe one a night.

Didn't make the turn in the road either, huh?

Well, one in 10 usually don't.

He's had a real backlog lately.

Did you bring any candy?

I like it when they bring candy.

Sweets pass the time so much faster, don't you agree?

[Iretches]

I'll take that as a maybe.

Your friend is pretty.

He must think you're both very special. He didn't kill you like the last two.

They was bad girls.

Kind of nasty, you know.

I guess they sort of deserved it.

Do you know what they did?

They wanted to do sexy things with him.

Said they'd do anything he wanted if he didn't hurt them.

But he doesn't want sexy things.

Those things are bad.

You see so many bad things in your life.

It all comes in through your eyes.

And sometimes your eyes lie to you...

And show you things you don't wanna see.

So he makes them go away.

Where are we?

You've come home.

I've been here waiting for you.

Well, I've been waiting for someone. I guess it might as well be you.

Might as well be anyone, really.

What is he?

His face is like the moon.

So beautiful.

I used to call him moonface, but he didn't like that for long.

Thought I was making fun of him.

That sick bastard, he cuts out their eyes?

Oh, he does that with everyone, girl.

I thought we was clear on that.

You have to be on certain terms to relate to him.

And the eyes, well, they're usually the first things that have to go.

I guess we're lucky, you and me.

Why hasn't he killed us?

Reasons.

There must be a million reasons.

Oh, he might be busy.

After all, he has to move those cars miles away to dump them...

So that no one can ever find us.

Oh, he's so smart.

Listen to me, okay?

I left my cell phone up on the road.

I could get you out of here, okay?

If you can get me out of these, I can leave and go get us help, okay?

Sorry.

I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.

Oh

so about the candy, did you bring any?

And what's your name, anyway?

I'm buddy. Did I tell you that already?

I know we can be good friends for a while.

- 1 think he really likes you. - Shut up.

We could sing some songs.

Do you know any songs? I know lots of songs and...

[I trapdoor opens then closes]

No, no, no.

No! No!

No!

You sick fuck.

Shh.

Ain't love grand?

We could sing a song about love. Did I ask you about that?

Do you know any songs? I like to sing.

Singing is good for the soul.

Oh, shut up, you crazy old fuck!

Shut up!

There's no need to shout.

Oh, please, little girl, you'll only hurt yourself.

I have to get out of here. I have to get out of here.

You know, if "Dixie" is not your cup of tea, fine...

But there's no need to be impolite.

- We can find a song we all like. - Shut up.

Well, what songs do you know?

Don't you get it”? He's gonna kill us.

He's gonna kill us.

Don't know any songs, huh?

Well, that's okay.

There's other ways to pass the time of day, I guess.

I need to find a way to get out of here. I need to find a way to get out of here.

There's gotta be some way to get out of here.

Maybe there is.

Maybe it's right over your shoulder.

(So for it.

(So for it.

You can make it. I know you can.

Yes. Go deep.

Deeper.

Don't give up.

Don't give up. You're strong.

Not like those dirty girls. Not like the others.

Don't... don't be afraid.

You... you're strong.

Yes, you can make it.

I know you can.

Yes!

Ah!

Oh, my dear.

Dear. Oh, my dear, dear qirl.

Quiet.

- Shh. - She's loose!

- Shh. - She's loose!

- Shh! Be quiet. - She's loose!

- He's gonna hear you. Shh! She's loose! She's...

Oh, goody, goody!

Oh, goody, goody, goody!

- Goody, goody, goody! - Would you shut the hell up?

[Imoonface screams]

Oh, come on.

Shit!

No!

[Imoonface grunts]

Hell of a night.

Huh, moonface?

[Imoonface screams]

You fucking bitch. You're a goddamn whore.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

You make me fucking sick.

- 1 bet you wish you'd fight me now. - Please don't.

- Bet you wish you fucking listen to me. - I'm sorry. Please.

- Please stop. Please. - Are you trying to fight me?

- Are you trying to fight me, huh? - What are you doing?

- What are you doing? - I'll stop when I'm fucking done.

You act like a fucking whore, I'm gonna fuck you like a whore.

No! No!

You know what, Ellen?

One last lesson for you.

The meek will inherit shit.

I hate you!

I hate you.

I hate you.

Fucking hate you.

You motherfucker.

You fucking asshole. I fucking hate you.

I'm gonna kill you.

I'm gonna kill you.

Fucking kill you.

I'll fucking kill you.

I hate you.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

The eyes see all evil.

All the evil in the world.

Beautiful

he almost looks sad, doesn't he?

Like a crying clown.

He's the newest member of the family.

You can call him uncle brucey.

That's his name.

I have him to thank.

It was all his hard work and determination

that got me out of here alive.

Fucking bastard.

I'm so sorry for you.

So, so sorry.

Everybody's sorry for something.

No

no.

No

shh.

No!