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[Episode 6]

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Isn't this your third cup already?

It's not every day that you can drink this kind of coffee at a hotel. Hey. You should also have another one.

Excuse me.

Thank you.

Why didn't you just bring a tumbler bottle with you?

What do you take me for? Pass me the bread.

Put them in here. My kids will like them.

Those flowers must have been really expensive, too.

I'll make the most of my money with this meal.

They are pretty, but it feels like it's kind of a waste, since you'll toss them when you're done.

You can spend a little since it's a once-in-a-lifetime event. The only reason people don't do it is because they don't have the money.

Is that it?

I've only been to other people's weddings.

I never got to have my own ceremony.

Really?

We said we'd do it later when we could afford it.

"Let's just do this first instead."

And then we never did.

Instead, you had Min Ji and Hyun Ji, and now you have a great life.

I'm only living by looking at my kids.

Hey, don't live like me.

- Congratulations! - Congratulations! You look so beautiful!

Oh, the groom also looks to be in great condition.

Ah, truly. Have a great honeymoon.

And we'll see you when you get back.

Err, sure.

- Thank you for coming. - Not at all, it's a given.

- Congratulations! Congratulations! - You must be so busy.

Oh, congratulations! You are so beautiful!

We said hi, we can leave now. I have to return the clothes I'm wearing.

Can you smell anything?

That won't do.

Should I give you some deodorant spray?

Spray some right here. Here, here.

Is it unscented? Good, it's unscented.

Let's hurry up!

Why did you have to get such expensive clothes?

You don't understand how these VIPs are.

You can't even enter the wedding venue if you're not wearing designer clothes.

Come on. There can't be rules like that.

You can't see it, but they're all there.

It's just them showing off.

This is all because of you! Everything is, you know?!

I'm doing this because our team is not doing well.

What about our team? Is it bad?

Think about all the trouble you've caused. Remember that Yook Ryong guy?

- You're the one who gave him a consult. - What?

If you can't take care of the Zero Members this time, our team is going to end up being zero, okay?

Did I make them Zero Members? If it were something that could be taken care of, it would have happened already—

Bong Sun Hwa?

Oh Doo Ri.

Fancy meeting you here. What brings you here?

I was just at a wedding...

Is that so?

Ah, this...

For a refund?

No, exchanging it.

Ah, an exchange?

- Do you want to exchange that? - Yes, to a different color.

This jacket only comes in two colors, would that be okay?

The one I saw earlier was better. You see, I have too many black jackets.

I see. You have a lot of black ones. Please wait a moment.

Are you aware of how much one costs?

How would I return it in front of her?

But still, it's going to cost you one year's worth of your salary.

Customer.

This is the right one, correct?

Right. Correct. That's the one.

Then would you like to try it on? Please come this way.

I wondered who would wear that kind of thing, but It actually looks good on you. Why don't you just wear it and go?

Would you like to wear it out of the store?

Please excuse me.

How was it? Did it go well?

What? Yes.

They thought it was a fun idea.

Mr. Kang has so many great ideas. It was his idea to customize our clothes for Bari Bari.

- I'm really excited about this collaboration. - Thank you.

I'm glad. Thanks to you, my babies get to wear designer clothes.

It's nothing.

Since we're finished,

shall you and I talk?

Last time, you mentioned an artist?

That... is best discussed with our team manager.

Is that so?

- Then, I shall take my leave. - Yes.

What? What?

Jung Eum.

Those who are alive have to survive. Hello!

We meet again. Are you doing a collaboration with this brand?

So some dolls are going to be wearing designer clothes? Wow.

By the way, did you take a look at the profiles?

You really have the Tin Man?

Of course, you saw the picture.

I don't know about other things, but you can't joke around with this.

Okay.

Then shall we go somewhere now that we have met—?

You don't have to catch me.

Don't you know how to say thank you?

Seriously, I don't fall easily.

I have a very good sense of balance.

See?

Let's meet in two hours in front of the chocolate store.

Chocolate store?

There's a chocolatier among the Zero Members.

Right. There is.

You looked at the profiles! In two hours then?

Could you drop me off at the subway station? We have two hours to kill anyway.

Yes? Can I get in?

Why aren't you answering? I'm getting in then.

♫ I'm falling in love with you forever ♫

♫ I'm feeling like I'm feeling like this is love ♫

What a piece of work!

♫ I feel the love, I'm feeling like I'm feeling this is love ♫

Yes, Coach? Yes.

[Darrise Rehabilitation Center]

Your strength has improved a lot.

I think you'll be able to go this without the walker soon.

This goddamned thing... I don't want to be doing this. It's not like I'm training to become an athlete at this age.

No, you need to go through this process right now. Otherwise, it'll get more difficult for you later.

I'm kind of a busybody. I need to move around a lot.

If I don't, I go crazy.

But your son was so concerned that you would have trouble with rehabilitation that he even admitted you.

I don't care. I just want him to get married. He's already forty,

and he apparently wants to enjoy his life by himself.

He doesn't even socialize. All he does is look at his phone all day.

There are a lot of people who live on their own these days.

It's no longer something to be looked down upon.

I know that it's difficult to meet someone.

He must've been hurt by a lot of people.

He calls human relationships "hurtful relationships."

Even if you get hurt, you just get over it by seeing and living with each other.

That's what living is.

How about you? Are you married?

Pardon?

No, not yet.

Your whole life will pass by while you're smiling like a fool.

Let's get back to it. Try turning around.

It doesn't work.

Did someone order jjajangmyeon (black bean noodles)?

Over here!

I get free potstickers, right?

Yes, you're right.

Eleven thousand...

Here you go. Thank you.

- Enjoy! - Thanks.

Come have some.

Goddamn it!

Today is just not my day.

Anyway, how is it going with your Zero Members?

I haven't even started yet.

What have you been doing?

It turned out that it's not something that you can start that easily.

Why? What's the problem, exactly?

I know it's kind of mean to say this,

but they're not quite qualified.

I see.

I wanted to meet them and show them what it's like nowadays,

but I couldn't do it once I saw them trying hard to make a living.

Everyone's trying hard just to live happily

and I thought that, if I can't help them, the least I can do is not hurt them.

- What are you going to do? - That's why I found an expert who can help me.

A relationship expert.

- A relationship expert? - Yeah.

Apparently, other couple managers often collaborate with relationship coaches.

We can listen to their problems and give them advice as well.

I'm having a meeting with the expert later.

So there is such thing as a relationship coach.

What do you think? You're a coach, too.

Do you think you can coach a relationship?

I guess it's better than not coaching them at all.

I know, right?

Where did you find this expert anyway?

The world is so small.

The expert is Yook Ryong's cousin.

Apparently, he's a relationship columnist, and a famous one at that.

- Yook Ryong? - You know, the one who you thought was the love of your life.

You're not sick or anything, right?

I'll get going, since I got to see your face.

- Why did you have to bring him up? - Ah, my mistake.

You're a jerk. I was almost over it.

- Are you okay? - Give me some water.

- Where's water? - Water!

It's all because of you.

Are you okay?

♫ I'm curious about you these days ♫

♫ I want to get to know you better ♫

♫ Slowly, slowly ♫

♫ May I carefully ♫

♫ knock on the door to your heart ♫

♫ Slowly, slowly ♫

♫ May I carefully ♫

♫ express my feelings towards you ♫

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I was eating potstickers with Coach at a billiard room

and she almost died from choking on a potsticker.

Don't sit down yet. Why don't you go buy some chocolates?

Pretend like you don't recognize her.

Don't you think I should say hello...?

No. Just get one of each kind of chocolate. I need to know.

Ah! Get coffee, too.

Okay.

Am I a servant or what?

Would you like to order?

I'll have two Americanos,

and one of each kind of chocolate, please.

Okay, I'll be right back.

She really doesn't recognize me.

Don't you think that the owner here is too unfriendly?

You know I come here all the time since I live in this neighborhood, but I've never even seen her smile.

Don't you think you have to act sweet if you work at a chocolate shop?

Thank you.

She really couldn't recognize me, even though we had a conversation and everything.

Don't you think you chose a difficult one as your first target?

- How much was it? - It's on me since it's our first day together.

It wasn't as expensive as you think.

Give me the receipt.

No, thanks.

Don't act excessively.

I just wanted to see the prices for the chocolates. Give it to me.

It's much cheaper than I expected.

Isn't it good that it's cheap?

It's so good. Try it.

It's all organic and there's a lot of cocoa in it, too.

She needs to charge a lot more for it.

We're not here to help out her business.

It doesn't matter how much she charges.

She doesn't have enough confidence.

What?

The customers here don't even know that she has face blindness.

They don't even care. But she's so worried about it, all by herself.

Just look at her now.

She's trying to avoid eye contact with her customers.

They're just trying to make eye contact out of politeness,

but she's worried that they might strike up a conversation.

She's worried about making mistakes.

I guess you're right.

I think that's a bigger problem than the face blindness.

The low self-esteem.

She'll get hurt no matter who she meets if she's like that.

Hello.

What would you like?

Can I have this one and one of today's coffee to go, please?

It'll be ₩4,500.

I'll be right back.

That guy is the owner of a bookstore around here.

Why is he always reading a book here and not at his store?

They sell coffee there, too.

Do they? Maybe he's here for chocolates.

Is he obsessed with chocolates or something?

What is it?

Nothing. I think that this might be easier than we expected.

Let's take the rest of the chocolates to go.

Do you want to leave?

You can stay if you want.

We can't just leave like this.

I need you to tell me what you're planning to do.

Come see me at the gallery tomorrow.

The gallery?

Okay.

Unbelievable. What a d***!

What's your symptom?

I'm having trouble digesting my lunch. I had jjajangmyeon and a potsticker for lunch.

Oh... Did you have any alcohol?

I did yesterday.

[More energy for men]

It's ₩15,000.

- Can I have one of those as well? - Ah, yes.

Hey, hey, hey! Be careful. Be careful.

I have chocolates for you.

Don't run around too much, okay? You don't want to hurt yourself.

Bye!

Are they closing, too?

[Clearance]

Yoo Jung Eum?

Oh, Choi Joon Soo. You're here, too?

I couldn't just pass by, knowing that they're closing.

I know, right? This was the "it spot" of the neighborhood.

♫ I need love ♫

- I'm going to win! - You're cheating.

Stop cheating!

Here I go!

I'm going to win!

No, I'm going to.

♫ You greet me good morning ♫

♫ I don't know if I'll be excited from a sweet kiss ♫ ♫

[Geum Gang Stationary]

(Retro toys)

[Clearance]

Choi Joon Soo. Pick one. I'll buy it for you.

Really?

That one. Wasn't that your favorite?

Can't believe they still make these.

Give me one, too.

This is amazing.

- You were really bad at this. Remember? - Hey!

I'm great at it, what are you talking about?

♫ I like this you ♫

It's not easy. I used to be really good at it.

Want to switch with me?

No.

What the hell are you doing with that sparkly stuff in the middle of the night?

What are you, a child?

Joon Soo is even good at playing with the spinning top.

Smart people are good at everything.

What are you staring at? What are you good at anyway?

What am I going to do with that piece of work?

You don't even think about helping me with the laundry.

I'm good at spinning tops. Why am I so bad with the yo-yo?

You broke an earthenware jar with a yo-yo, remember?

If it was like back then, you would have gotten your yo-yo taken away from you.

How do you even remember all that?

I don't have a particularly good memory, but you have a bad memory.

Is that so?

- I try not to remember things too well, I guess. - Why?

There are some things I don't want to remember.

So I trained myself to forget and now I even forget the things that I need to remember.

Forget it, forget it. Hey Bang Shik, Bang Shin, come over here.

- That's right. - Here.

The spinning top.

Yay!

Check this out.

I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.

Take my laser attack!

Attack!

- Did you just get here? - You're early.

How's it going with the Zero Members?

The thing is...

Nothing yet...

Oh Door Ri wanted to see that guy you showed her the other day.

I can arrange that. Let me take care of a few other things first.

- Don't mess this up, okay? - Okay.

Guys! Go upstairs.

We don't have a lot of time to finish up the front yard, too.

I'm sorry, they won't listen.

Hey, kids, kids! Kids, you shouldn't be doing this here.

Kids? Kids!

Sister-in-Law dropped them off here for a second while she went to go take care of some things because she knew we were closed today.

You should've said no.

I told her that she couldn't

because we need to start setting up the new exhibition, but...

Jesus Christ.

Kang San, Kang Deul!

Oh, aigoo, aigoo! Babies, who made you cry?

Who was the bad person that did it?

What's your name?

- Sani - Deuri.

Sani, Deuri, wow, what pretty names!

Do you guys want to play outside with me?

I'm good at playing tag.

Come over here.

I'll go play with them, so do whatever you need to.

Let's go!

Yay!

Rock-paper-scissors!

- You're the tagger! - The loser is the tagger!

Freeze!

You're too fast!

It hurts!

Are you okay?

I was joking!

Oh, right!

I have a spinning top!

Ta-da!

I'm going to play with it first!

Soldiers!

There's an order for who drinks rice water first. Follow the order, okay?

Yes, sir!

Private Kang San, come forward!

It's cold water, not rice water.

Have you done this before?

- I have. - Yeah?

You wrap it like this.

And hold it like this, use your pinky finger.

Move, it's dangerous. We're going to throw now. Throw and grab. Okay?

One, two, three. Throw and pull!

♫ We were staying in Paris to get away from your parents and I thought "wow" ♫

♫ If I could take this in a shot right now ♫

That would be too much, right?

♫ I don't know if it's fair but I thought "How ♫

♫ could I let you fall by yourself while I'm wasted with someone else?” ♫

It's Deuri's turn!

- Yes, sir! - Here.

Throw!

Thow it, throw it.

Are you okay? Thank god.

Guys! Mom's on her way.

She's almost here...

♫ Oh love, I love you, Only U. I'm in big trouble ♫

♫ I think about you all day ♫

Relationships are like dominos.

They're hard to set it up, but it only takes a second for them to get knocked down.

The fragments of emotions are only set up to collapse anyway.

That's what relationships are.

♫ Oh love, I love you, Only U I'm in big trouble ♫

♫ I think about you all day ♫

♫ My heart feels like it'll explode I can't express it in words ♫

♫ I'm falling in love with you forever ♫

- What's this? - It's a blank contract.

I'll sign it.

You can drink it in the car. It's just good manners to put the seat belt on for a woman.

At least, we won't have to see her anymore, right?

You'll see her a lot from now on.

Have you been waiting here the whole time?

You're late. Where do you live? I can drop you off.

Kang Hoon Nam? You'd better be careful.

- He's a player. - Women especially don't know how to kiss in their own way.

Don't you think you have too much confidence?

What are you going to do for me when we succeed?

I'll give you my body first.