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Ho, ho, ho!
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Happy birthday.
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a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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D'oh!
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Merry Christmas!
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Another Thanksgiving is in the books.
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Which means Christmas is starting.
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Say, Lis, I couldn't help but notice
you're holding a piece of paper.
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Oh, this piece of paper?
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Why, it's just my
Christmas list, is all.
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What a coincidence.
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I also have my Christmas list
right here in my hand.
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Oh, you selfish little gangsters.
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There's always another
shakedown, isn't there?
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What do you know, Bart? There's
only one present on my list.
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My word, that's reasonable.
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I, too, only found one present
to be list-worthy.
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Oh, give me the lists.
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We already have a TV.
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We've been through ten Super Bowls,
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XLIV through LIII.
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But our dumb TV is not a smart TV.
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And I just want one other
smart thing in this house.
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Yeah, well, we'll think about it.
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I want everything about
Christmas to be perfect,
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but that smart TV
the kids want is $2,400.
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That's ridiculous.
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Our TV may not be smart,
but it's street smart.
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It's Sprawl-Mart's
huge Black Friday sale.
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Jay-G headphones only $49.99.
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Two-piece sofa set only $249.99.
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And this GL50 9K Smart TV only $499.99.
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GL50 9K Smart TV.
Where have I heard that before?
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The kids are chanting it nonstop.
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GL50 9K Smart TV.
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- GL50 9K Smart TV.
- Knock it off!
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Supplies are limited,
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so be here when the doors open
at 6:00 a.m.!
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Black Friday: like The Purge,
but for bargains.
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That's how we get it. We have to go.
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Oh, old TV, you really are dumb.
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You just told us how to replace you.
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Why do we have an antenna on an HDTV?
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I thought it looked cool.
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So the customers
will be entering from here,
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here and here.
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Our biggest concern are the cutsies.
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- I hate those Nazis.
- I said "cutsies."
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- You think the Nazis didn't take cuts?
- Oh.
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I leave for Sprawl-Mart now,
getting us a good place in line.
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And I go to sleep now, waking up
in the middle of the night,
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rested and ready to relieve you
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- at 3:00 a.m.
- That's right.
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Godspeed, hot woman.
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I love you, too, Homie,
but I have to go.
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My tongue is frozen to your zipper.
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Aw, Marge, great to see you out here.
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You want a Cup O' Noodles
to chase away the chill?
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- How sweet.
- It's just water.
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I can't afford the real thing,
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but if you stare at the label
while you drink it,
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you'd swear there was real
chicken powder in there.
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Oh.
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What bargain are you busting
down the door for?
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I'm getting a Futon Friend
for my granddaughter.
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I want her to remember me
as more than just a grandpa
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who lives at the airport.
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The trick is to carry
a piece of empty luggage
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because then they... they...
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Sorry, Ralphie, it's just too cold.
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Even my blubber isn't helping.
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Cold in the winter, hot in the summer.
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Why did I grow you?
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Oh, your hands feel cold.
Let me look at them.
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Whoa, that's toasty! Am in Ipanema?
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Hmm? Hmm?
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I can do this. It's 2:30.
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Homer's gonna be here any minute.
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What?
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What the...?
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Ooh, got to relieve Marge!
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My hands are starting to freeze.
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I hope Homer gets here soon.
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Why are we standing?
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We still have hours
before the store opens.
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To keep out the cutters.
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Ow! You're punching me in the back.
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I ain't doin' it.
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It's the baby what's in my belly
thrashing about.
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If you go into labor,
I'll help you deliver,
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but then that baby has to go
to the back of the line.
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Yeah!
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I know how to hold a baby in.
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Have a safe Black Friday,
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and welcome to Thunderdome.
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My hands are frozen,
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which makes it easier to do this.
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The electronics department.
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I'm going to make it.
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I'm not gonna make it!
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Is there one drop of humanity
in this big-box store?
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Don't look, Marge.
At any other time of year,
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that man's life would be worth
more than a TV,
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but not at Christmas.
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Tell my granddaughter I existed.
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This will help raise the little one.
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♪ Jangle bells, jangle bells ♪
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♪ We gots a TV ♪
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♪ Now the only thing we lack ♪
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♪ Is e-lectricity, hey! ♪
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You did it, Marge.
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You've given a poor old man
the greatest gift of all,
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- a grandchild's love.
- Well, that makes it all...
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I can't leave without one of those.
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I'll give you a hundred bucks for it.
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- Can't say no to that.
- Oh...
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Oh! Marge, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to let you down.
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I'm not mad at you. I won't
let myself be mad at you.
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This is Christmas, and Christmas
is great for our kids,
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and I vow on my life
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to make it a great Christmas.
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I totally agree.
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Now because you've been
through so much, let me drive.
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Let me call you an Uber.
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So I'm afraid you won't be getting
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the smart TV for Christmas.
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We figured.
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Never get your hopes up around here.
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But I promise you, Christmas
will be better than ever.
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I'll sweep that up, sweetie.
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Your mother froze her fingers
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trying to get a Christmas gift for you,
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and what were you going to give her?
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- Lanyard.
- Poem.
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I thought as much.
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Well, we're gonna make this
Christmas about your mother.
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- But Christmas is for kids.
- Her.
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Hi, guys, it's Monica here
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with five easy hacks for resetting
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your threshold Christmas caroler.
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Number one, locate the P.I.X.
input on the pressure strip.
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I already did that, Monica.
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I think I've got it.
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What if we take Mom on a Florida
vacation for Christmas?
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Hoy, hoy, hoy.
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I ride on a pig.
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Don't forget to leave me porridge!
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Ugh, I've got it set on Norwegian.
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Well, at least we're
not planning a vacation
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at the last second, we're
planning at the last minute.
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Can't afford Nine Flags Underwater,
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Yankees Fantasy Camp,
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Yankees Suck Fantasy Camp...
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Oh, my God, there's a place
we can afford.
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I've never heard of it.
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How can we be sure
it's what it seems in the ad?
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That's a good point.
On the other hand...
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only three rooms left!
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And 58 people are looking at them.
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All right, kids, let this be a lesson.
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You should never succumb to something
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just because you are pressured to...
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One room left!
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I got it! Full price,
nonrefundable! Boom!
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Christmas is on me. Christmas is on me.
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Marge, darling, remember when we agreed
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you should take it down a few notches?
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Yeah, the notches.
Always with the notches.
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Marge, have you considered
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that we could spend Christmas
somewhere else?
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Home.
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If it's not home, it's not Christmas.
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Home, home, home!
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We're gonna have to take her out cold.
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You're getting one little...
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sleeve and there you go.
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- Mom?
- Yes, Lisa? Yes?
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- That's not our cat.
- Damn it.
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Mom, we came to sing some carols.
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And I'll pour the tea.
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♪ Silent night ♪
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♪ Holy night ♪
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♪ All is calm ♪
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♪ All is bright ♪
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♪ Start counting backwards
from ten to one ♪
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♪ When you wake up ♪
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♪ We'll have Christmas fun... ♪
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Wake up, sleepyhead.
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- We're in Tennessee.
- Tennessee?
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We packed all the luggage ourselves.
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After all that you've been through,
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this Christmas is about you.
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The warm air helped my hands.
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I like Tennessee.
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That's fantastic.
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However, we just entered Georgia.
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Change the bumper sticker, boy.
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Dirty Birds! You got that right!
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Yeah! Go, area team!
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Enjoying the sunshine?
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That's the Christmas gift
we get all year long.
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Can we please get to our room?
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We just drove 2,000 miles in four hours.
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Of course.
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And thank you for reminding me
why I never had kids.
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Let's go, shall we?
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All of us in this one little room?
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I call sleeping in the bathtub!
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I want to sleep in the bathtub.
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There's no bathtub.
Just a combo shower and toilet.
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We call it a shoilet.
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Well, the fun is outside.
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Ooh, that's gonna be a big one.
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Oh, I don't know how we're gonna
give you kids a Christmas.
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Dad, Bart, meet me in the shoilet.
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D'oh!
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Let me tell you something
about your mother.
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She is always as happy
as the saddest one of us.
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I'm not always the saddest one.
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Polar bears are dying.
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Oh, that's so sad.
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So, rain or shine, we will
all have smiles on our faces.
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Her mood will be based
on the signals we are giving.
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All hands in.
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Okay, three, two, one...
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Fake enthusiasm.
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What are you guys doing in here?
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Uh, having a great time.
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That's about to get better.
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Really?
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Who wants room service?
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This is cool. Cartoon characters
no one's ever heard of.
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That's Mulberry Mutt, Tremendous
Boar and Thelonious Skunk.
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- Does somebody want a hug?
- No.
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- Oh, I think you do.
- Really, I don't.
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Hug the bull, boy.
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That's right, kid. Legally,
you have to initiate it.
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That's so sweet.
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You know, they say whenever
you travel, it grows your brain.
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This place is fantastic.
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This place is a dump.
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I picked it!
If you criticize this place,
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you're criticizing me!
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Well, in that case,
this place is a loser
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with a gambling problem.
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That's the worst thing
the kids could possibly hear.
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I won once, when I met you.
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Aw...
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Come here.
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Oh, for God's sake. I'll stop this.
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Get this over with quick!
There's kids next door!
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There's kids in here, too!
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Makes you feel kind of
lonely, doesn't it?
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- Yeah.
- Well, it all starts with a hug.
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You want a hug?
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Aw...
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Oh, boy. You kids are up early.
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Bart and I are going
to engage in perhaps
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the most popular Florida tradition...
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complaining to the manager.
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Hey, come on in.
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This place is nothing
like it looked on the Internet.
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We can't compete with the big boys.
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Disney's already laying ground
for a new Family Guy World.
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy... ♪
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I was the "it" boy in 2006.
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I don't know when and I don't know how,
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but I am gonna get you.
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Well, at least something
in this place is clean now.
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That was the most horrifying ride
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I've ever been on.
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Where's Maggie?
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Oh, this is so much fun.
You know how I love history.
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It's like looking at a rogues
gallery of America's villains.
276
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According to the soundtrack to
Hamilton, you were a real jerk.
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Vice presidents rule!
278
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Aw. Are you really having a great time?
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Really? Because I sure as heck am not.
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No, I'm FaceTiming Milhouse
'cause it's more fun.
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Whassup?
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Milhouse, give me something.
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I'm trapped in The Hall
of Vice Presidents.
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Well, I'm kind of
the vice president of us.
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Got to go.
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And we've got to go. Back home.
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We can be in Springfield by Christmas
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if we can just get our money back.
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Leave that to me.
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I shot my best friend in the face.
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There it is, the first snow.
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It smells so clean.
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Oh, my God.
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Moe serves Christmas dinner
to the old and needy.
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Yeah, look, it's the one
nice thing I do. Ha.
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Guess old Moe's got a heart.
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Also, if I turn the rummy away,
they might wind up in church.
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That could turn their life around.
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That's bad for business.
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Moe, I never dreamed you were
capable of such a sweet thing.
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Oh, no... I beg you,
don't make a moment out of this.
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Oh.
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Ha. You missed my tongue there,
but, eh, that's all right.
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Everyone, please close your eyes.
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Boy, you do the honors.
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Dear Lord, we didn't get
the gift we wanted,
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a GL50 9K Smart TV.
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The place we went was a dump.
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But isn't Christmas really about
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being with your family
and your bartender?
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We have traveled many miles to learn
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there's no place like Moe's.
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Amen.
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If you're not going
to buy something, leave.
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Bart, I disrespected you and I'm sorry.
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I've refunded your money plus $2,400
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if you pledge to never come here again.
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00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,043
And please tell
your sister she's pretty.
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Not Lisa, the baby.
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You can't win in Florida.
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00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,583
Oh, my God, why don't
your batteries die?
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I have a solar head.
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Well, you'll be happy to know
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00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,723
we've put the money to good use.
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00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:57,595
Now, to celebrate Christmas
the way our ancestors did.
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You know, there's a real log
burning below it, right?
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00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,603
Yeah, but is it HD?
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