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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,843 --> 00:00:05,810 Ho, ho, ho! 2 00:00:05,845 --> 00:00:07,211 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:07,247 --> 00:00:09,480 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,926 Happy birthday. 5 00:00:15,097 --> 00:00:18,732 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 6 00:00:28,944 --> 00:00:31,645 [PLAYING "DECK THE HALLS"] 7 00:00:38,842 --> 00:00:40,241 D'oh! 8 00:00:42,178 --> 00:00:43,711 [GRUNTS] 9 00:00:45,048 --> 00:00:47,515 [GROWLING] 10 00:00:56,145 --> 00:00:57,158 [GROWLS] 11 00:00:57,227 --> 00:00:59,060 [SHRIEKING] 12 00:01:01,764 --> 00:01:04,065 ALL: Merry Christmas! 13 00:01:05,635 --> 00:01:11,521 - Sync and corrections by ByDem - - www.addic7ed.com - 14 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:21,616 - [SNORING, MUMBLING] - [HOMER HUMMING] 15 00:01:23,686 --> 00:01:27,221 [SIGHS] Another Thanksgiving is in the books. 16 00:01:27,257 --> 00:01:29,624 Which means Christmas is starting. 17 00:01:29,659 --> 00:01:33,060 Say, Lis, I couldn't help but notice you're holding a piece of paper. 18 00:01:33,096 --> 00:01:34,629 Oh, this piece of paper? 19 00:01:34,664 --> 00:01:36,998 Why, it's just my Christmas list, is all. 20 00:01:37,033 --> 00:01:38,299 What a coincidence. 21 00:01:38,334 --> 00:01:40,835 I also have my Christmas list right here in my hand. 22 00:01:40,870 --> 00:01:42,937 Oh, you selfish little gangsters. 23 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,839 There's always another shakedown, isn't there? 24 00:01:44,874 --> 00:01:48,242 What do you know, Bart? There's only one present on my list. 25 00:01:48,278 --> 00:01:50,111 My word, that's reasonable. 26 00:01:50,146 --> 00:01:52,947 I, too, only found one present to be list-worthy. 27 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:55,283 Oh, give me the lists. 28 00:01:55,318 --> 00:01:57,151 [MARGE GROANS] 29 00:01:57,187 --> 00:01:58,819 We already have a TV. 30 00:01:58,855 --> 00:02:00,488 We've been through ten Super Bowls, 31 00:02:00,523 --> 00:02:02,757 XLIV through LIII. 32 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:05,593 But our dumb TV is not a smart TV. 33 00:02:05,628 --> 00:02:08,996 And I just want one other smart thing in this house. 34 00:02:09,032 --> 00:02:10,798 Yeah, well, we'll think about it. 35 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:15,269 [BART AND LISA HUMMING HAPPILY] 36 00:02:15,305 --> 00:02:17,972 I want everything about Christmas to be perfect, 37 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:23,010 but that smart TV the kids want is $2,400. 38 00:02:23,046 --> 00:02:24,612 [SCOFFS] That's ridiculous. 39 00:02:24,647 --> 00:02:27,815 Our TV may not be smart, but it's street smart. 40 00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:30,484 ANNOUNCER: It's Sprawl-Mart's huge Black Friday sale. 41 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,353 Jay-G headphones only $49.99. 42 00:02:32,388 --> 00:02:34,855 Two-piece sofa set only $249.99. 43 00:02:34,891 --> 00:02:39,827 And this GL50 9K Smart TV only $499.99. 44 00:02:39,862 --> 00:02:43,564 GL50 9K Smart TV. Where have I heard that before? 45 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,833 The kids are chanting it nonstop. 46 00:02:45,868 --> 00:02:48,803 BART AND LISA: GL50 9K Smart TV. 47 00:02:48,838 --> 00:02:53,140 - GL50 9K Smart TV. - Knock it off! 48 00:02:53,176 --> 00:02:54,342 ANNOUNCER: Supplies are limited, 49 00:02:54,377 --> 00:02:56,410 so be here when the doors open at 6:00 a.m.! 50 00:02:56,446 --> 00:02:58,746 Black Friday: like The Purge, but for bargains. 51 00:02:58,781 --> 00:03:01,148 That's how we get it. We have to go. 52 00:03:01,184 --> 00:03:04,151 Oh, old TV, you really are dumb. 53 00:03:04,187 --> 00:03:07,321 You just told us how to replace you. [LAUGHS] 54 00:03:07,357 --> 00:03:10,825 Why do we have an antenna on an HDTV? 55 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:12,393 I thought it looked cool. 56 00:03:14,464 --> 00:03:16,931 So the customers will be entering from here, 57 00:03:16,966 --> 00:03:18,232 here and here. 58 00:03:18,268 --> 00:03:20,668 Our biggest concern are the cutsies. 59 00:03:20,703 --> 00:03:23,537 - I hate those Nazis. - I said "cutsies." 60 00:03:23,573 --> 00:03:26,507 - You think the Nazis didn't take cuts? - Oh. 61 00:03:26,542 --> 00:03:29,944 I leave for Sprawl-Mart now, getting us a good place in line. 62 00:03:29,979 --> 00:03:33,447 And I go to sleep now, waking up in the middle of the night, 63 00:03:33,483 --> 00:03:35,349 rested and ready to relieve you 64 00:03:35,385 --> 00:03:37,051 - at 3:00 a.m. - That's right. 65 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:40,021 Godspeed, hot woman. 66 00:03:40,056 --> 00:03:42,023 [BOTH MOANING] 67 00:03:44,727 --> 00:03:47,928 I love you, too, Homie, but I have to go. 68 00:03:47,964 --> 00:03:51,632 My tongue is frozen to your zipper. 69 00:04:00,243 --> 00:04:03,044 Aw, Marge, great to see you out here. 70 00:04:03,079 --> 00:04:05,646 You want a Cup O' Noodles to chase away the chill? 71 00:04:05,682 --> 00:04:08,115 - How sweet. - It's just water. 72 00:04:08,151 --> 00:04:09,750 I can't afford the real thing, 73 00:04:09,786 --> 00:04:12,053 but if you stare at the label while you drink it, 74 00:04:12,088 --> 00:04:14,922 you'd swear there was real chicken powder in there. 75 00:04:14,957 --> 00:04:18,492 - [SHUDDERS] - Oh. 76 00:04:18,528 --> 00:04:21,228 What bargain are you busting down the door for? 77 00:04:21,264 --> 00:04:24,799 I'm getting a Futon Friend for my granddaughter. 78 00:04:24,834 --> 00:04:27,568 I want her to remember me as more than just a grandpa 79 00:04:27,603 --> 00:04:28,769 who lives at the airport. 80 00:04:28,805 --> 00:04:31,105 The trick is to carry a piece of empty luggage 81 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:33,007 because then they... they... 82 00:04:33,042 --> 00:04:35,176 [SOBS] 83 00:04:35,211 --> 00:04:38,012 [SNIFFS] 84 00:04:45,621 --> 00:04:47,855 Sorry, Ralphie, it's just too cold. 85 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:49,757 Even my blubber isn't helping. 86 00:04:49,792 --> 00:04:52,493 [SIGHS] Cold in the winter, hot in the summer. 87 00:04:52,528 --> 00:04:55,296 Why did I grow you? 88 00:04:56,999 --> 00:04:59,934 Oh, your hands feel cold. Let me look at them. 89 00:04:59,969 --> 00:05:03,771 Whoa, that's toasty! Am in Ipanema? 90 00:05:03,806 --> 00:05:06,440 [VOCALIZING "GIRL FROM IPANEMA"] 91 00:05:06,476 --> 00:05:08,342 Hmm? Hmm? 92 00:05:08,378 --> 00:05:09,877 [LAUGHS] 93 00:05:09,912 --> 00:05:11,946 I can do this. It's 2:30. 94 00:05:11,981 --> 00:05:13,781 Homer's gonna be here any minute. 95 00:05:15,118 --> 00:05:18,119 [SNORING] 96 00:05:18,154 --> 00:05:20,388 [ALARM BEEPING] 97 00:05:20,423 --> 00:05:22,223 [MUMBLES] What? 98 00:05:26,596 --> 00:05:27,828 - [MEOWS] - What the...? 99 00:05:27,853 --> 00:05:28,863 [MEOWS] 100 00:05:28,898 --> 00:05:31,165 Ooh, got to relieve Marge! 101 00:05:33,936 --> 00:05:35,870 [SHUDDERS] 102 00:05:35,905 --> 00:05:37,905 [GROANS] 103 00:05:41,511 --> 00:05:44,412 My hands are starting to freeze. 104 00:05:44,447 --> 00:05:46,480 I hope Homer gets here soon. 105 00:05:46,516 --> 00:05:48,682 Why are we standing? 106 00:05:48,718 --> 00:05:51,218 We still have hours before the store opens. 107 00:05:51,254 --> 00:05:52,586 To keep out the cutters. 108 00:05:52,622 --> 00:05:54,555 Ow! You're punching me in the back. 109 00:05:54,590 --> 00:05:55,756 I ain't doin' it. 110 00:05:55,792 --> 00:05:58,025 It's the baby what's in my belly thrashing about. 111 00:05:58,060 --> 00:05:59,894 If you go into labor, I'll help you deliver, 112 00:05:59,929 --> 00:06:02,563 but then that baby has to go to the back of the line. 113 00:06:02,598 --> 00:06:04,598 - Yeah! - [ANGRY CHATTER] 114 00:06:04,634 --> 00:06:08,035 I know how to hold a baby in. [INHALES] 115 00:06:13,709 --> 00:06:15,910 Have a safe Black Friday, 116 00:06:15,945 --> 00:06:18,913 and welcome to Thunderdome. 117 00:06:18,948 --> 00:06:21,916 - [GRUNTS] - [EXCITED CHATTER] 118 00:06:24,053 --> 00:06:25,753 [DOVE COOING] 119 00:06:28,191 --> 00:06:29,523 [SHOUTING] 120 00:06:29,559 --> 00:06:32,059 [WHIMPERS] My hands are frozen, 121 00:06:32,128 --> 00:06:36,096 which makes it easier to do this. [GRUNTING] 122 00:06:36,132 --> 00:06:38,098 ♪ ♪ 123 00:06:41,404 --> 00:06:43,237 [GASPS] The electronics department. 124 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:44,738 I'm going to make it. 125 00:06:44,774 --> 00:06:46,307 GIL: I'm not gonna make it! 126 00:06:48,744 --> 00:06:52,713 Is there one drop of humanity in this big-box store? 127 00:06:52,748 --> 00:06:54,381 [SHOUTING, GROANING] 128 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,550 MARGE: Don't look, Marge. At any other time of year, 129 00:06:56,586 --> 00:06:59,220 that man's life would be worth more than a TV, 130 00:06:59,255 --> 00:07:00,821 but not at Christmas. 131 00:07:00,857 --> 00:07:04,458 [GROANS] Tell my granddaughter I existed. 132 00:07:04,494 --> 00:07:06,660 ♪ ♪ 133 00:07:33,022 --> 00:07:35,189 This will help raise the little one. 134 00:07:35,224 --> 00:07:37,591 ♪ Jangle bells, jangle bells ♪ 135 00:07:37,627 --> 00:07:39,994 ♪ We gots a TV ♪ 136 00:07:40,029 --> 00:07:42,162 ♪ Now the only thing we lack ♪ 137 00:07:42,198 --> 00:07:44,965 ♪ Is e-lectricity, hey! ♪ 138 00:07:45,034 --> 00:07:46,600 You did it, Marge. 139 00:07:46,636 --> 00:07:50,104 You've given a poor old man the greatest gift of all, 140 00:07:50,139 --> 00:07:53,040 - a grandchild's love. - Well, that makes it all... 141 00:07:53,075 --> 00:07:54,508 I can't leave without one of those. 142 00:07:54,544 --> 00:07:56,176 I'll give you a hundred bucks for it. 143 00:07:56,212 --> 00:07:58,512 - Can't say no to that. - Oh... 144 00:07:58,548 --> 00:08:01,215 [MARGE GROANS] 145 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,050 [TIRES SCREECH] 146 00:08:03,085 --> 00:08:07,788 Oh! Marge, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to let you down. 147 00:08:07,823 --> 00:08:10,958 I'm not mad at you. I won't let myself be mad at you. 148 00:08:10,993 --> 00:08:14,194 This is Christmas, and Christmas is great for our kids, 149 00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:16,363 and I vow on my life 150 00:08:16,399 --> 00:08:18,632 to make it a great Christmas. 151 00:08:18,668 --> 00:08:20,034 I totally agree. 152 00:08:20,069 --> 00:08:23,337 Now because you've been through so much, let me drive. 153 00:08:27,610 --> 00:08:31,355 - Let me call you an Uber. - [GROANS] 154 00:08:37,671 --> 00:08:40,171 So I'm afraid you won't be getting 155 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,207 the smart TV for Christmas. 156 00:08:42,242 --> 00:08:43,708 We figured. 157 00:08:43,744 --> 00:08:45,877 Never get your hopes up around here. 158 00:08:45,912 --> 00:08:49,848 But I promise you, Christmas will be better than ever. 159 00:08:49,883 --> 00:08:51,750 I'll sweep that up, sweetie. 160 00:08:51,785 --> 00:08:54,653 [MARGE GROANS] 161 00:08:54,688 --> 00:08:57,255 Your mother froze her fingers 162 00:08:57,290 --> 00:08:59,057 trying to get a Christmas gift for you, 163 00:08:59,092 --> 00:09:00,825 and what were you going to give her? 164 00:09:00,861 --> 00:09:02,994 - Lanyard. - Poem. 165 00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:04,429 I thought as much. 166 00:09:04,464 --> 00:09:07,242 Well, we're gonna make this Christmas about your mother. 167 00:09:07,309 --> 00:09:09,742 - But Christmas is for kids. - Her. 168 00:09:09,778 --> 00:09:11,945 MONICA [ON VIDEO]: Hi, guys, it's Monica here 169 00:09:11,980 --> 00:09:13,913 with five easy hacks for resetting 170 00:09:13,949 --> 00:09:15,582 your threshold Christmas caroler. 171 00:09:15,617 --> 00:09:18,985 Number one, locate the P.I.X. input on the pressure strip. 172 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:21,621 I already did that, Monica. 173 00:09:24,025 --> 00:09:25,358 I think I've got it. 174 00:09:25,393 --> 00:09:28,595 What if we take Mom on a Florida vacation for Christmas? 175 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:30,530 [NORWEGIAN ACCENT]: Hoy, hoy, hoy. 176 00:09:30,565 --> 00:09:32,432 I ride on a pig. 177 00:09:32,467 --> 00:09:35,702 Don't forget to leave me porridge! 178 00:09:35,737 --> 00:09:38,304 Ugh, I've got it set on Norwegian. 179 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:40,039 Well, at least we're not planning a vacation 180 00:09:40,075 --> 00:09:43,209 at the last second, we're planning at the last minute. 181 00:09:43,244 --> 00:09:45,545 Can't afford Nine Flags Underwater, 182 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:47,513 Yankees Fantasy Camp, 183 00:09:47,549 --> 00:09:49,482 Yankees Suck Fantasy Camp... 184 00:09:49,517 --> 00:09:52,151 Oh, my God, there's a place we can afford. 185 00:09:52,187 --> 00:09:54,554 I've never heard of it. 186 00:09:54,589 --> 00:09:57,323 How can we be sure it's what it seems in the ad? 187 00:09:57,392 --> 00:09:59,359 That's a good point. On the other hand... 188 00:09:59,394 --> 00:10:01,060 only three rooms left! 189 00:10:01,096 --> 00:10:03,496 And 58 people are looking at them. 190 00:10:03,531 --> 00:10:05,632 All right, kids, let this be a lesson. 191 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:08,134 You should never succumb to something 192 00:10:08,169 --> 00:10:09,802 just because you are pressured to... 193 00:10:09,838 --> 00:10:11,471 One room left! 194 00:10:11,506 --> 00:10:14,674 I got it! Full price, nonrefundable! Boom! 195 00:10:17,912 --> 00:10:20,213 Christmas is on me. Christmas is on me. 196 00:10:20,248 --> 00:10:22,882 Marge, darling, remember when we agreed 197 00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:24,917 you should take it down a few notches? 198 00:10:24,953 --> 00:10:27,387 Yeah, the notches. Always with the notches. 199 00:10:27,422 --> 00:10:29,022 Marge, have you considered 200 00:10:29,057 --> 00:10:31,324 that we could spend Christmas somewhere else? 201 00:10:31,359 --> 00:10:32,425 Home. 202 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:34,494 If it's not home, it's not Christmas. 203 00:10:34,529 --> 00:10:36,429 Home, home, home! 204 00:10:36,464 --> 00:10:38,431 We're gonna have to take her out cold. 205 00:10:38,466 --> 00:10:40,366 ♪ ♪ 206 00:10:53,581 --> 00:10:54,714 [MUTTERS]: You're getting one little... 207 00:10:54,749 --> 00:10:56,349 sleeve and there you go. 208 00:10:56,384 --> 00:10:58,184 - Mom? - Yes, Lisa? Yes? 209 00:10:58,219 --> 00:11:00,353 - That's not our cat. - Damn it. 210 00:11:00,388 --> 00:11:01,521 [YOWLS] 211 00:11:01,556 --> 00:11:04,524 Mom, we came to sing some carols. 212 00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:07,593 And I'll pour the tea. 213 00:11:07,629 --> 00:11:10,863 ♪ Silent night ♪ 214 00:11:10,899 --> 00:11:14,400 ♪ Holy night ♪ 215 00:11:14,436 --> 00:11:17,570 [ECHOING]: ♪ All is calm ♪ 216 00:11:17,605 --> 00:11:20,873 ♪ All is bright ♪ 217 00:11:20,909 --> 00:11:26,412 ♪ Start counting backwards from ten to one ♪ 218 00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:28,815 ♪ When you wake up ♪ 219 00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:33,586 ♪ We'll have Christmas fun... ♪ 220 00:11:33,621 --> 00:11:36,122 Wake up, sleepyhead. [CHUCKLES] 221 00:11:36,157 --> 00:11:38,591 - We're in Tennessee. - Tennessee? 222 00:11:38,626 --> 00:11:40,426 We packed all the luggage ourselves. 223 00:11:40,462 --> 00:11:42,261 After all that you've been through, 224 00:11:42,297 --> 00:11:45,264 this Christmas is about you. 225 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,266 The warm air helped my hands. 226 00:11:47,302 --> 00:11:49,469 I like Tennessee. 227 00:11:49,504 --> 00:11:51,137 [LAUGHS]: That's fantastic. 228 00:11:51,172 --> 00:11:52,772 However, we just entered Georgia. 229 00:11:52,807 --> 00:11:54,774 Change the bumper sticker, boy. 230 00:11:56,945 --> 00:11:59,612 Dirty Birds! You got that right! 231 00:11:59,647 --> 00:12:01,981 Yeah! Go, area team! 232 00:12:02,016 --> 00:12:03,983 ♪ ♪ 233 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:12,325 [THUNDER CRASHES] 234 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,761 Enjoying the sunshine? 235 00:12:14,829 --> 00:12:17,363 That's the Christmas gift we get all year long. 236 00:12:17,398 --> 00:12:19,365 Can we please get to our room? 237 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,435 We just drove 2,000 miles in four hours. 238 00:12:22,504 --> 00:12:24,137 Of course. 239 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:27,540 And thank you for reminding me why I never had kids. 240 00:12:27,575 --> 00:12:30,243 Let's go, shall we? 241 00:12:34,182 --> 00:12:37,049 All of us in this one little room? 242 00:12:37,085 --> 00:12:38,484 I call sleeping in the bathtub! 243 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,153 I want to sleep in the bathtub. 244 00:12:40,188 --> 00:12:42,855 There's no bathtub. Just a combo shower and toilet. 245 00:12:42,891 --> 00:12:44,323 We call it a shoilet. 246 00:12:44,359 --> 00:12:46,726 Well, the fun is outside. 247 00:12:46,761 --> 00:12:47,994 [THUNDER CRASHES] 248 00:12:48,029 --> 00:12:51,330 Ooh, that's gonna be a big one. 249 00:12:51,366 --> 00:12:55,368 Oh, I don't know how we're gonna give you kids a Christmas. 250 00:12:55,403 --> 00:12:58,738 Dad, Bart, meet me in the shoilet. 251 00:12:58,773 --> 00:13:01,174 - [TOILET FLUSHES] - D'oh! 252 00:13:01,209 --> 00:13:03,342 Let me tell you something about your mother. 253 00:13:03,378 --> 00:13:07,413 She is always as happy as the saddest one of us. 254 00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:09,682 I'm not always the saddest one. 255 00:13:09,717 --> 00:13:12,552 Polar bears are dying. 256 00:13:12,587 --> 00:13:15,188 [CRIES]: Oh, that's so sad. 257 00:13:15,223 --> 00:13:18,591 So, rain or shine, we will all have smiles on our faces. 258 00:13:18,626 --> 00:13:21,861 Her mood will be based on the signals we are giving. 259 00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:23,062 All hands in. 260 00:13:23,131 --> 00:13:25,431 Okay, three, two, one... 261 00:13:25,466 --> 00:13:27,333 ALL: Fake enthusiasm. 262 00:13:27,368 --> 00:13:29,068 What are you guys doing in here? 263 00:13:29,103 --> 00:13:30,703 Uh, having a great time. 264 00:13:30,738 --> 00:13:32,505 That's about to get better. 265 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:35,208 - Really? - [TOILET FLUSHES] 266 00:13:35,243 --> 00:13:37,610 Who wants room service? 267 00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:39,612 [TOILET FLUSHES] 268 00:13:39,647 --> 00:13:42,715 [THEME PARK MUSIC PLAYING] 269 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:46,018 This is cool. Cartoon characters no one's ever heard of. 270 00:13:46,054 --> 00:13:49,722 That's Mulberry Mutt, Tremendous Boar and Thelonious Skunk. 271 00:13:49,757 --> 00:13:52,425 - Does somebody want a hug? - No. 272 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:55,228 - Oh, I think you do. - Really, I don't. 273 00:13:55,263 --> 00:13:56,963 Hug the bull, boy. 274 00:13:56,998 --> 00:14:00,967 That's right, kid. Legally, you have to initiate it. 275 00:14:04,005 --> 00:14:06,806 That's so sweet. 276 00:14:06,841 --> 00:14:09,108 [DOG HOWLS] 277 00:14:16,184 --> 00:14:18,985 You know, they say whenever you travel, it grows your brain. 278 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,120 This place is fantastic. 279 00:14:21,155 --> 00:14:22,755 WOMAN: This place is a dump. 280 00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:25,057 MAN: I picked it! If you criticize this place, 281 00:14:25,093 --> 00:14:26,626 you're criticizing me! 282 00:14:26,661 --> 00:14:28,728 WOMAN: Well, in that case, this place is a loser 283 00:14:28,763 --> 00:14:30,496 with a gambling problem. 284 00:14:30,531 --> 00:14:33,232 That's the worst thing the kids could possibly hear. 285 00:14:33,268 --> 00:14:36,102 MAN: I won once, when I met you. 286 00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:37,603 - WOMAN: Aw... - [MOANING] 287 00:14:37,639 --> 00:14:39,939 WOMAN [GIGGLES]: Come here. 288 00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:41,908 [LAUGHTER] 289 00:14:41,943 --> 00:14:44,243 Oh, for God's sake. I'll stop this. 290 00:14:44,279 --> 00:14:46,979 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 291 00:14:48,249 --> 00:14:49,782 [GRUNTING] 292 00:14:49,817 --> 00:14:53,286 Get this over with quick! There's kids next door! 293 00:14:53,321 --> 00:14:54,954 MAN: There's kids in here, too! 294 00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:58,090 [LAUGHTER, MOANING CONTINUES] 295 00:14:58,126 --> 00:14:59,692 [SIGHS] 296 00:14:59,727 --> 00:15:02,528 Makes you feel kind of lonely, doesn't it? 297 00:15:02,563 --> 00:15:05,531 - Yeah. - Well, it all starts with a hug. 298 00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:07,967 [CHUCKLES] You want a hug? 299 00:15:10,305 --> 00:15:11,470 Aw... 300 00:15:16,576 --> 00:15:18,542 [SQUAWKING] 301 00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:27,877 Oh, boy. You kids are up early. 302 00:15:27,912 --> 00:15:30,013 Bart and I are going to engage in perhaps 303 00:15:30,048 --> 00:15:33,616 the most popular Florida tradition... 304 00:15:33,652 --> 00:15:36,386 complaining to the manager. 305 00:15:36,421 --> 00:15:39,856 JEANIE: Hey, come on in. 306 00:15:39,924 --> 00:15:43,092 This place is nothing like it looked on the Internet. 307 00:15:43,128 --> 00:15:45,094 We can't compete with the big boys. 308 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:48,731 Disney's already laying ground for a new Family Guy World. 309 00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:51,134 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy... ♪ 310 00:15:51,169 --> 00:15:55,071 I was the "it" boy in 2006. 311 00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:57,194 I don't know when and I don't know how, 312 00:15:57,222 --> 00:16:00,823 but I am gonna get you. 313 00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:05,194 Well, at least something in this place is clean now. 314 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:08,164 [SHOUTS] That was the most horrifying ride 315 00:16:08,199 --> 00:16:09,832 I've ever been on. 316 00:16:11,669 --> 00:16:14,170 Where's Maggie? 317 00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:19,642 ♪ ♪ 318 00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:27,883 Oh, this is so much fun. You know how I love history. 319 00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:32,054 It's like looking at a rogues gallery of America's villains. 320 00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:35,591 According to the soundtrack to Hamilton, you were a real jerk. 321 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:37,226 - [GUN CLICKS] - [SHRIEKS] 322 00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,362 Vice presidents rule! 323 00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:42,398 Aw. Are you really having a great time? 324 00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:47,036 Really? Because I sure as heck am not. 325 00:16:47,071 --> 00:16:51,407 No, I'm FaceTiming Milhouse 'cause it's more fun. 326 00:16:51,442 --> 00:16:53,042 Whassup? 327 00:16:53,077 --> 00:16:54,543 Milhouse, give me something. 328 00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:56,746 I'm trapped in The Hall of Vice Presidents. 329 00:16:56,781 --> 00:17:00,283 Well, I'm kind of the vice president of us. 330 00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:01,851 [GROANS] Got to go. 331 00:17:01,886 --> 00:17:04,353 And we've got to go. Back home. 332 00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:06,389 We can be in Springfield by Christmas 333 00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:08,958 if we can just get our money back. 334 00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:11,427 Leave that to me. 335 00:17:21,139 --> 00:17:23,172 [MOANS] 336 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,577 [SCREAMS] 337 00:17:28,613 --> 00:17:30,946 I shot my best friend in the face. 338 00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:32,884 [LAUGHS] 339 00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:33,916 [SCREAMING] 340 00:17:33,951 --> 00:17:36,018 [SCREAMING ECHOES] 341 00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:38,054 ["CAROL OF THE BELLS" PLAYING] 342 00:17:45,663 --> 00:17:48,964 [EXCITED CHATTER] 343 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,600 [PEOPLE GROANING] 344 00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:55,104 There it is, the first snow. 345 00:17:55,139 --> 00:17:57,473 It smells so clean. 346 00:17:57,508 --> 00:17:59,475 [ALL INHALING DEEPLY] 347 00:18:03,981 --> 00:18:06,015 [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 348 00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:09,085 - [ENGINE STOPS] - [MARGE GROANS] 349 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,587 [WIND GUSTING] 350 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,727 ♪ ♪ 351 00:18:20,865 --> 00:18:23,132 Oh, my God. 352 00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:26,469 Moe serves Christmas dinner to the old and needy. 353 00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:31,540 Yeah, look, it's the one nice thing I do. Ha. 354 00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:33,376 Guess old Moe's got a heart. 355 00:18:33,411 --> 00:18:36,645 Also, if I turn the rummy away, they might wind up in church. 356 00:18:36,681 --> 00:18:38,047 That could turn their life around. 357 00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:39,882 That's bad for business. 358 00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:43,986 Moe, I never dreamed you were capable of such a sweet thing. 359 00:18:44,021 --> 00:18:46,355 Oh, no... I beg you, don't make a moment out of this. 360 00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,157 Oh. 361 00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:51,527 Ha. You missed my tongue there, but, eh, that's all right. 362 00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:54,296 ["SILENT NIGHT" PLAYING] 363 00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:57,199 Everyone, please close your eyes. 364 00:18:57,235 --> 00:18:59,468 Boy, you do the honors. 365 00:18:59,504 --> 00:19:02,304 Dear Lord, we didn't get the gift we wanted, 366 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,106 a GL50 9K Smart TV. 367 00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:05,841 The place we went was a dump. 368 00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:07,877 But isn't Christmas really about 369 00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:10,379 being with your family and your bartender? 370 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:12,314 We have traveled many miles to learn 371 00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:15,151 there's no place like Moe's. 372 00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:17,653 Amen. 373 00:19:20,024 --> 00:19:23,392 If you're not going to buy something, leave. 374 00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:29,688 Bart, I disrespected you and I'm sorry. 375 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,703 I've refunded your money plus $2,400 376 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:36,307 if you pledge to never come here again. 377 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,043 And please tell your sister she's pretty. 378 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,679 Not Lisa, the baby. 379 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,581 You can't win in Florida. 380 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,583 Oh, my God, why don't your batteries die? 381 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,319 - I have a solar head. - [GROANS] 382 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,022 Well, you'll be happy to know 383 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,723 we've put the money to good use. 384 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:57,595 Now, to celebrate Christmas the way our ancestors did. 385 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,697 [GASPING] 386 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:03,000 You know, there's a real log burning below it, right? 387 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,603 Yeah, but is it HD? 388 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:11,920 - Sync and corrections by ByDem - - www.addic7ed.com - 27759

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