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- Okay, you can look.
- It's a tree!
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And it's just
the first week of December!
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- How together are we?!
- How together are we?!
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- We even said that together!
- We even said that together!
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- Okay, this is getting weird.
- Okay, this is getting weird.
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So, a tree?
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Yeah, we're so on top of it this year,
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we're even doing a Christmas card!
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Take the picture, Kenneth?
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Seems like a lot more work
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having to Photoshop me in later,
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but okay. I'll go get the camera.
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The new and improved DiMeos.
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Gone are the days
where we would let things slide
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or drop the ball or, you know,
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not finish... you know, whatever.
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Wrong. You are the same, if not worse,
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and I can prove it with one word.
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- Yeah, righ...
- Man-cave.
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Aughh!
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Ah, yeah. That was it!
That was the one!
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Technically, I think
it's two words, but still!
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Such a nice idea.
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Ten months later? Nothing!
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JJ, it's not my fault.
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Daddy said that he was
gonna fix up the garage.
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Thanks for that. I meant to.
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I really did, but stuff got in the way,
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and then it became
one of those things that...
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that everybody has,
that you want to take care of
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but every time you think
about it you feel bad,
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so you ignore it.
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Not everyone has those.
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The "JJ's Dream" Charity.
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Aughh! Why did I promise so many people
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I'd build an accessible playground
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for kids with all abilities?
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To impress a girl
who broke up with you anyway.
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I know!
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I didn't even donate!
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I'm almost as bad as Dylan!
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What? I finish what I start.
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I have a decade's worth
of "Christmas coupons"
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you refuse to honor,
that say otherwise.
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Aughh! So many hugs!
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I owe you so many hugs!
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I can't let you lord this over me.
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It's time to face the music.
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What are you staring at?
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You're the one who stayed
in high school an extra year
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to prepare for college
and you haven't done squat!
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We are the worst!
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Merry Christmas from the DiMeos.
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If I may...
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not following through is
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a regrettable
shared DiMeo family trait.
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- We know now!
- Don't kick us while we're down!
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DiMeos have a real problem.
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You're a DiMeo.
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By marriage. That man-cave's on you.
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I finish what I start.
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Okay, that's it. I'm doing the charity.
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JJ's Dream is no longer
Ray's nightmare.
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Ya hear that, "kissing mom" dream?
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- You're back!
- Okay.
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Let's all do our things
and get Ray some therapy.
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I'll finish the man-cave.
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JJ, you had a list of things
you wanted to do
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to get ready for college.
You wanna hit that?
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Dylan?
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Fine.
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But you're not gonna like it, Ray.
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If it wasn't clear, that was a hug.
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Curly slide, tunnel slide.
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Curly tunnel slide?
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Don't mind if I "tube."
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Drink this smoothie.
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Why?
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"Make a meal for Ray."
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And now, boom.
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- What else you got for me?
- Actually,
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I'm on my way to city hall
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for a playground permit.
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Want to tag along?
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Sounds like a lot of pencil
pushers and red tape.
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I know, I'm excited too.
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I like to play by the rules.
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This is where they keep the rules.
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Yeah, I'm good.
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There are gonna be a lot of lines.
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We can divide and conquer.
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And if you're honoring coupons,
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I think I have one that seems relevant.
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Ray, no...
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That coupon was a mistake!
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I was six and hopped up on cake!
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Fine.
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Why not?
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You laminated it?!
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Really put a dent in it, haven't you?
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Doesn't it feel good
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following through
on things you've started?
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You really think
you're different, don't you?
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Oh, Jimmy, I'm not better than you...
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Didn't say "better."
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Do you want some help
going through some boxes?
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Uh, sure, I've already started.
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This is worthless junk.
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This is stuff we're not keeping.
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Are the actors actually inside this?
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- Jimmy, come quick!
- Aah! What's wrong?!
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Oh, look, from when we first met.
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Lovely!
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Kinda in the middle of something.
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Look, it's us camping.
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Keep or junk, babe. Keep or junk.
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Why don't we have
more photos of us like this now?
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Well, typically, pictures are
of things that happened,
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and you and I don't, you know,
do stuff.
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- Aughh!
- What?
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Ow, God! You're right!
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We don't do anything just us anymore.
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I keep promising that we will,
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and then it never happens.
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I have dropped the ball
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on the most important thing
of all... us.
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We have got to get back what we lost.
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This picture makes me want
to set myself on fire!
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So... "junk."
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Okay, you made your
"get ready for college" list.
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"Guess I can check off the first item."
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"Make list."
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"Well, I'm pooped.
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Shall we call it a day?"
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Hmm. "Make 'Shall we call it
a day' joke."
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List humor is so good.
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All right, well, what next?
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"Learn how to make coffee
for yourself."
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Nice. Start small.
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Now, you know the rules...
I don't help you,
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since I won't be around next year.
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"Any idea what you're doing yet?"
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I haven't decided.
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Too many options, I'm afraid.
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Now, I'll... percolate
while you get back to the...
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Grind. Forget it.
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Stupid DiMeo appliances
ruining my jokes.
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What's wrong with this thing?
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Oh, that pot wasn't to your liking?
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We've got a coffee snob.
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You're on your own.
What's the next move, college?
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It's okay.
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You got any tire sealant?
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"Our neighbor borrowed it."
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Okay, so to make coffee
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you have to get tire sealant
from your neighbor,
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then clean the glass,
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then get a new coffee pot.
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Looks like we got a real "old lady
who swallowed the fly" situation.
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Next.
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Hello, uh, my name is Ray DiMeo
of JJ's Dream.
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This is my assistant, Dylan.
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This isn't our normal dynamic.
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- He has a coupon.
- Mm.
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A fellow turtle man, I see.
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I left mine at home. May I kiss yours?
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He wants to start a park.
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Oh, well, that's a complicated process.
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I'm a complicated boy.
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See, I respect all that you do.
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So here's my B-O-2 for your A-O-K.
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Yeah, thing is, this is the
Parks and Planning department.
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You need to bring these forms
to the Planning subdivision
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of the Parks department.
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It's in the Planning wing.
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That's not this?
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Ha, I wish.
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Next!
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This place is so logical!
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Don't you want to get this
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- connection back?
- Junk.
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I'm not even showing you anything.
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Keep.
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Oh, look!
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"Hey Roommate!"
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Do you remember, this was the song
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that you were working on
when we fell in love.
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Like my gut since I turned 40,
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I refuse to be sucked in.
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Too bad. "Hey Roommate!" take one.
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Not doing this.
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It's romantic.
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Blah blah blah
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blah blah...
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Ah, screw it. I'll finish it later.
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See? Didn't finish it.
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That's exactly what I'm trying to stop.
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Okay, we're fixing this. Today.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah...
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- Well, you and I are connecting...
- ...blah, blah, blah, blah...
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...with or without you.
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Okay, quick status report
on where we are making coffee...
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The cat is missing.
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But if we can find the neighbor's cat
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and fix the screen door we broke
at the neighbor's house,
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through which the cat escaped,
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the neighbor will give us
tire sealant to fix the tire,
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and then we are making coffee, baby!
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"Preparing for college is so hard."
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Yeah, so much of it
is looking for cats.
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Hey, excuse me, I really need
to use the restroom.
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Do you mind just holding on
to my spot in line?
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Sorry, but I just feel like it
violates the spirit of the line.
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You understand.
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I think you have a future here, Ray.
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Next!
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Hello, Craig.
Here is my form 612 application
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to build a playground, and I understand
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you'll need to send me over to Parks,
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but I'm here for my 897.
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You can't get an 897 for a 612
unless you fill out a 383B.
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Well, I filled out a 383B just for fun!
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Mm, great.
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Still a lot more forms
you need to fill out.
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This is what we trained for.
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Sir, would you mind if I played
some of my psych-up music?
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No amplified music allowed.
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Oh, Dylan, I'm going to need you
to sing the "Rocky" theme song.
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That's not the "Rocky" theme song.
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Sorry, pal.
You're not getting this back.
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Hey, no running.
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I respect that.
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That felt like "Rocky."
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You're helping. What's the catch?
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This is the futon
where we had our first kiss.
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Know what we're gonna do now?
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Maya, this is no time
for our second kiss.
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We're gonna go out, Jimmy.
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Look, that was on a Wednesday.
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I mean, why can't we have
relaxed fun like that anymore?
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What three people
are not in that picture?
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Florence Henderson, Tony Blair,
and Billy Crystal.
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Well, sure, granted...
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The kids.
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This is our life now.
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Will you please just let me do
what I promised JJ I'd do?
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What's this?
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You won an argument.
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I don't like it.
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Why do you do it all the time?
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Well.
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Maybe we can both be happy.
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You want to reconnect.
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I want to finish the man-cave.
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- Eh, maybe we do both.
- What do you mean?
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You want to have our day here?
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Not here...
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...In the apartment
where we first fell in love.
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Welcome back to 1997.
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Come on.
261
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,678
Remember this?
262
00:10:39,814 --> 00:10:42,353
Photo of a random family
I hung on the wall ironically?
263
00:10:42,378 --> 00:10:44,768
How much did you hate this?
264
00:10:45,575 --> 00:10:47,572
So much to catch you guys up on.
265
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:48,947
World's crazy now!
266
00:10:49,247 --> 00:10:50,500
Hey, College!
267
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,102
Listen, did you successfully
268
00:10:52,127 --> 00:10:54,684
sign up for
that wheelchair repair service?
269
00:10:55,647 --> 00:10:56,709
Oh.
270
00:10:56,734 --> 00:10:58,098
Wi-Fi's out.
271
00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,998
Oh, you're right.
272
00:11:00,131 --> 00:11:03,276
Give up. I don't think
you should make the coffee.
273
00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:06,211
Hell, I don't even think you can.
274
00:11:06,451 --> 00:11:10,354
"Of all the motivation tricks you use,
275
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:13,678
I hate reverse psychology the most."
276
00:11:13,754 --> 00:11:17,130
Even more than tickle therapy?
277
00:11:17,189 --> 00:11:18,485
Mm!
278
00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:20,725
Banned for a reason.
279
00:11:21,104 --> 00:11:22,774
Any idea where the router is?
280
00:11:23,339 --> 00:11:24,790
Under the sink?!
281
00:11:24,864 --> 00:11:27,445
What fresh DiMeo hell is this?
282
00:11:27,524 --> 00:11:29,694
Okay, you gave it a shot.
283
00:11:29,719 --> 00:11:30,989
Let's try again tomorrow.
284
00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:32,297
Still all you.
285
00:11:32,341 --> 00:11:34,305
We'll get you under the sink...
286
00:11:38,753 --> 00:11:40,098
What are you doing?
287
00:11:40,445 --> 00:11:42,138
No, no. You can't do that.
288
00:11:42,178 --> 00:11:44,066
Not reverse psychology!
289
00:11:44,131 --> 00:11:46,616
Regular not-wanting-you-to-die
psychology!
290
00:11:48,797 --> 00:11:50,440
Do you even like coffee?!
291
00:11:52,477 --> 00:11:56,888
The '90s really were
a golden age of movies
292
00:11:57,025 --> 00:11:58,858
that I taped
"Beavis and Butt-Head" over.
293
00:11:58,883 --> 00:12:00,069
We're back.
294
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,819
It's like we never left 1997.
295
00:12:02,912 --> 00:12:04,032
What a time.
296
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:08,297
I got a woman I love
and a hundred free hours of AOL.
297
00:12:08,623 --> 00:12:12,258
I can't remember a time
I felt so relaxed.
298
00:12:12,394 --> 00:12:14,939
See? It was just that easy.
299
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,848
We just need a little space for us.
300
00:12:17,943 --> 00:12:20,272
Are we sure JJ needs a man-cave?
301
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:24,301
Just floating it, but what if
we put stairs out there?
302
00:12:25,448 --> 00:12:28,302
What a great day
for a groundbreaking ceremony.
303
00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:29,919
And a heck of a turnout!
304
00:12:29,984 --> 00:12:32,513
I need you to film this
for the JJ's Dream website.
305
00:12:32,587 --> 00:12:34,775
I'll never understand
your generation's need
306
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,408
to post things on the Internet.
307
00:12:36,968 --> 00:12:38,557
Hello, JJ's Dreamers.
308
00:12:38,615 --> 00:12:41,518
Head Dreamer Ray, here,
ready to break ground.
309
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:42,619
You know,
310
00:12:42,644 --> 00:12:43,740
I've always been the type of a guy
311
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,094
to follow through...
312
00:12:45,118 --> 00:12:47,205
Assistant Zoning Commissioner Lyman?
313
00:12:47,278 --> 00:12:48,856
To what do we owe the pleasure?
314
00:12:48,978 --> 00:12:50,504
First off, thanks for the invitation.
315
00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:52,780
Nice to be included
in something like this.
316
00:12:52,854 --> 00:12:54,508
This is such bad content.
317
00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:56,303
But I'm afraid I have
to shut this down.
318
00:12:56,544 --> 00:12:58,113
- Your permit was denied.
- What?
319
00:12:58,207 --> 00:13:00,102
No, I-I submitted all the paperwork.
320
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,597
I-I followed all the steps.
321
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:02,936
Yeah, but it's my decision.
322
00:13:02,984 --> 00:13:04,480
And not to get all technical, but...
323
00:13:04,593 --> 00:13:06,573
my sister uses this area to play frolf.
324
00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:07,846
No!
325
00:13:08,157 --> 00:13:09,532
No, it's not over.
326
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,616
Not if I break ground
before you stop me.
327
00:13:11,681 --> 00:13:13,310
That's not how this works at all.
328
00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:15,570
Oh, you're not even flexing.
329
00:13:15,714 --> 00:13:17,897
I'm so glad we're filming this.
330
00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:26,720
Yes! Come on, JJ!
331
00:13:26,745 --> 00:13:27,878
Get to that router
332
00:13:27,903 --> 00:13:29,364
that any other family would know
333
00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:30,888
not to keep under the sink!
334
00:13:31,037 --> 00:13:32,632
Use that good foot!
335
00:13:32,718 --> 00:13:34,984
Go, good foot, go, good foot, go!
336
00:13:35,071 --> 00:13:37,759
Go, good foot, go, good foot, go!
337
00:13:37,893 --> 00:13:39,998
Okay, yeah. Okay.
338
00:13:40,168 --> 00:13:41,769
Get that plug in.
339
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:45,228
Closer.
340
00:13:45,268 --> 00:13:46,601
Closer!
341
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:47,831
It's in!
342
00:13:47,924 --> 00:13:49,724
Ahh!
343
00:13:52,538 --> 00:13:54,437
Water on the floor, grounds...
344
00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:55,888
dude, you made coffee!
345
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,571
I hate it, man.
346
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,894
This is ending.
347
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:15,759
It's challenging, it's fun,
I make a difference.
348
00:14:16,184 --> 00:14:18,803
And I'm so damn good at it.
349
00:14:20,477 --> 00:14:22,439
No, I don't have anything else
lined up.
350
00:14:22,464 --> 00:14:24,172
That was all bull.
351
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,687
That is what you were asking, right?
352
00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:28,871
See how good I am at this?
353
00:14:29,557 --> 00:14:32,019
You think you're scared
about what's next.
354
00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:33,941
At least you know what you want.
355
00:14:34,181 --> 00:14:36,036
I found what I love, JJ.
356
00:14:36,224 --> 00:14:38,691
And he's going off to college.
357
00:14:42,943 --> 00:14:45,051
Ray? Are you okay?
358
00:14:45,076 --> 00:14:46,206
Why wouldn't I be?
359
00:14:46,231 --> 00:14:47,474
Just because the entire foundation
360
00:14:47,499 --> 00:14:49,969
of my world view was proven
to be totally arbitrary?
361
00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:52,043
Rules don't matter.
Systems don't matter.
362
00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:53,652
Nothing matters. It's great.
363
00:14:54,851 --> 00:14:57,908
You want to fill out
a form together or something?
364
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,158
Ray?
365
00:15:02,738 --> 00:15:04,608
Guys, I'm worried about Ray...
366
00:15:04,679 --> 00:15:05,785
What is this?
367
00:15:05,843 --> 00:15:07,538
How long have you guys
been finished with this,
368
00:15:07,563 --> 00:15:09,403
and why are you both
wearing cargo pants?
369
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:11,027
- They never went out of style!
- They're comfy.
370
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:12,667
Just... find me later.
371
00:15:13,088 --> 00:15:15,409
You seem so relaxed... It's weird.
372
00:15:15,434 --> 00:15:16,968
- Get out.
- Please go.
373
00:15:17,927 --> 00:15:19,767
I think we both know what this means.
374
00:15:19,864 --> 00:15:22,825
Time to give this place back
to its rightful owner.
375
00:15:23,038 --> 00:15:25,193
Okay, final touches.
376
00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:26,940
Mm.
377
00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:29,595
Okay, smoke detector in.
378
00:15:29,668 --> 00:15:31,085
It's time to go, but...
379
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:33,100
We'll always have
our teenage son's man-cave.
380
00:15:34,838 --> 00:15:37,387
I'm so glad that we know
381
00:15:37,465 --> 00:15:39,326
we can relax together
382
00:15:39,351 --> 00:15:40,691
and that we still enjoy each other,
383
00:15:40,716 --> 00:15:43,037
'cause to be honest, I wasn't sure.
384
00:15:43,815 --> 00:15:45,665
And knowing that means the world to me.
385
00:15:45,765 --> 00:15:47,058
We can take that with us.
386
00:15:47,088 --> 00:15:48,560
Yeah.
387
00:15:48,787 --> 00:15:50,688
Last thing... carbon monoxide detector.
388
00:15:50,728 --> 00:15:51,945
Aah!
389
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:54,807
High danger!
390
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:56,724
- High danger!
- Oh, my God!
391
00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:57,998
We weren't relaxed.
392
00:15:58,081 --> 00:15:59,461
We were dying!
393
00:15:59,528 --> 00:16:01,068
High danger!
394
00:16:01,624 --> 00:16:03,660
I just don't know where I go from here.
395
00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:07,557
"Time for an inspiring speech.
396
00:16:07,694 --> 00:16:10,234
The kind you always give me."
397
00:16:10,748 --> 00:16:12,097
Really?
398
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,106
Let 'er rip.
399
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,974
"You are cool..."
400
00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:19,191
You are tall.
401
00:16:19,277 --> 00:16:22,845
"And at the end of the day,
go for the stars."
402
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,491
Wait. "Go for the stars"?
403
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:25,684
What's that?
404
00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:29,177
You go for the gold
or reach for the stars.
405
00:16:30,247 --> 00:16:32,409
"Reach for the stars."
406
00:16:32,434 --> 00:16:35,108
Don't say "reach for the stars"
'cause I just...
407
00:16:35,898 --> 00:16:38,039
"I don't have money,
408
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:42,863
but what I do have
are a very particular..."
409
00:16:42,888 --> 00:16:43,983
"Set of skills"?
410
00:16:44,014 --> 00:16:46,110
You're giving me the speech
from "Taken"?
411
00:16:47,561 --> 00:16:51,255
"Sorry, I don't have your gift
for coaching."
412
00:16:51,408 --> 00:16:54,158
I wouldn't call it a gift.
413
00:16:54,836 --> 00:16:56,542
This is getting better. Go on.
414
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,700
"You are a coach."
415
00:16:59,799 --> 00:17:02,198
Well, yeah, I kinda am.
416
00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:05,658
Could I be a coach?
417
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,801
I think I'd like that.
418
00:17:10,301 --> 00:17:12,671
Yeah, I-I could be a coach.
419
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:14,516
"And you're gonna shine like..."
420
00:17:14,541 --> 00:17:16,182
Don't step in front of a moving train.
421
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,486
Coach Kenneth Clements.
422
00:17:18,674 --> 00:17:21,901
I like the sound of that.
423
00:17:22,694 --> 00:17:23,976
Thank you, buddy.
424
00:17:24,027 --> 00:17:26,304
I might just have a post-JJ plan.
425
00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:29,994
"I need some of your gift right now."
426
00:17:31,036 --> 00:17:32,202
Damn straight.
427
00:17:32,274 --> 00:17:34,390
JJ, you're gonna make coffee,
428
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,749
and I don't care
how many pots you break,
429
00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:39,795
how many tires you puncture
or how many cats we lose.
430
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:41,182
You're not gonna give up
431
00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:43,108
until you have a cup of joe
432
00:17:43,168 --> 00:17:47,347
in that beautiful, wildly
unpredictable hand of yours!
433
00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:48,841
Coffee on three.
434
00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:51,000
One, two, three...
435
00:17:51,224 --> 00:17:53,568
C-O... Yes, coffee!
436
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:57,003
All set. With the new vent
on the water heater
437
00:17:57,028 --> 00:17:58,543
you shouldn't have any more trouble.
438
00:17:58,649 --> 00:17:59,752
Just curious...
439
00:17:59,777 --> 00:18:00,936
the amount of gas that was leaking,
440
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,106
it wouldn't be enough to, like,
441
00:18:02,131 --> 00:18:04,671
- change your mood, right?
- You kidding me?
442
00:18:04,736 --> 00:18:06,036
You could take a couple of people
443
00:18:06,061 --> 00:18:08,167
who didn't know each other,
pipe that in...
444
00:18:08,244 --> 00:18:10,216
Oh! they'd be all warm and cozy...
445
00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:12,171
- Okay, thank you.
- When my in-laws come to visit,
446
00:18:12,196 --> 00:18:14,139
I just crank a little juice in their...
447
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,055
You have been thanked, sir.
448
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,801
Okay, this reconnecting.
449
00:18:19,826 --> 00:18:21,843
It's gonna take a little
more work than we thought.
450
00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:23,399
That's gonna take some time.
451
00:18:23,444 --> 00:18:25,514
Uh, when do we have time?
452
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:30,616
Uh, the holidays are crazy,
so how's January?
453
00:18:30,664 --> 00:18:32,542
JJ tours colleges on the weekends,
454
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:35,186
and then Dylan's track season starts.
455
00:18:35,211 --> 00:18:37,121
And then it's spring break. That's out.
456
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,988
- What about June?
- Uh, sure, late June?
457
00:18:40,028 --> 00:18:41,888
- How late?
- July?
458
00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:43,558
- Yeah, it's a date.
- All right.
459
00:18:43,598 --> 00:18:45,228
And we're really gonna do it this time.
460
00:18:45,445 --> 00:18:46,512
Yeah.
461
00:18:46,537 --> 00:18:48,782
Yeah, yeah, no,
we're really gonna do it.
462
00:18:52,247 --> 00:18:54,164
"Cheers, Coach."
463
00:18:56,777 --> 00:18:58,641
Mmm!
464
00:18:59,474 --> 00:19:01,378
Lots of grounds.
465
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:07,341
But, uh, for my money,
this beats Starbucks any day.
466
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:11,075
"And it only cost $250 more."
467
00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:12,770
Yeah, yeah.
468
00:19:12,828 --> 00:19:15,409
Oh. Mmm.
469
00:19:16,483 --> 00:19:19,504
Hey, Ray, just making sure
you saw that caution tape.
470
00:19:19,529 --> 00:19:21,329
Wouldn't want you to go in it.
471
00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:24,610
What does it matter?
472
00:19:27,804 --> 00:19:29,890
This is where my park
was supposed to be.
473
00:19:30,617 --> 00:19:32,788
I thought you might want to see this.
474
00:19:33,645 --> 00:19:35,975
Full approval? How?
475
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:38,591
It's because you followed the rules.
476
00:19:38,688 --> 00:19:41,400
I went back to the permit place
to see what the problem was.
477
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,045
Turns out, he just misplaced
one of your forms.
478
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,158
I will do it!
479
00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:48,135
We had a good laugh about it.
480
00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:50,079
I guess this means your world view
481
00:19:50,117 --> 00:19:52,347
wasn't wrong after all.
482
00:19:52,656 --> 00:19:53,868
I knew it.
483
00:19:53,898 --> 00:19:55,325
The world makes sense.
484
00:19:55,398 --> 00:19:57,228
I never lost faith.
485
00:19:57,516 --> 00:19:59,314
And... the best part is,
486
00:19:59,339 --> 00:20:00,939
since I did it all myself,
487
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:03,459
I get to keep this little guy.
488
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:07,424
You're right, Ray.
489
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:09,238
You did it all yourself.
490
00:20:09,345 --> 00:20:10,768
I'm happy for you.
491
00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:22,831
Winter.
492
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,152
Okay, you can look.
493
00:20:29,786 --> 00:20:31,434
You got the beach chairs!
494
00:20:31,459 --> 00:20:32,859
Did you make lava flows?
495
00:20:32,904 --> 00:20:36,044
I can't believe we used
to take the time to make those.
496
00:20:36,114 --> 00:20:37,584
We're gonna take the time again.
497
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:38,789
For us.
498
00:20:38,814 --> 00:20:40,256
I got this, Jimmy.
499
00:20:44,495 --> 00:20:45,567
I got it, too.
500
00:20:53,558 --> 00:20:55,205
I finished something else.
501
00:21:14,747 --> 00:21:17,079
Aw, darl...
502
00:21:17,104 --> 00:21:19,474
Oh, God, there's more, is there? Okay.
503
00:21:24,426 --> 00:21:27,536
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