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- Go for it. - Just do it.

Fuck. Oh, my. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

I think she has her period.

Camille, go to the bathroom and check it.

It's not my period.

Just saying, yo.

I think she's, like...

she's bleeding.

It looked the blood was rushing down.

Still okay?

Your mother is a whore.

Oh.

Your mother is a whore.

Oh.

How did it go?

What do you mean? They just took out the stitches.

I mean, did it hurt or anything?

No, it took like two seconds.

No more skating. Promise me.

Mom.

No! What are you talking about?

All right, fine. All right.

I promise.

Just stuff.

You wanna get the fuck out of the way?

Hey! What's up?

Hi.

What's your name?

- Camille. - Are you from here?

Janay, Janay, Janay, Janay.

That girl just fingered me in the bushes, bro.

Oh, my gosh! What is wrong with you.

She just put her fingers in my pussy.

- Not right now! - Come on, give me a dab.

No. This is Camille.

- Hi. - Hi. You look familiar.

I follow you on Instagram, bro! Yo, I follow her on Instagram.

She's mad good.

Aren't you, like, from New Jersey or something?

Long Island.

Oh, that's the same shit to me bro.

It's not in New York City.

Oh, this is Ruby.

- Yeah, that's Ruby. - Hi.

She keeps her hand on her camera.

She gonna catch a clip, Long Island?

Come on, Long Island, let's get a clip!

- I'll try - Kurt: You'll try? Cool.

Let's get it, first try. Go, go!

Damn. Too many penises in the way.

That was good, though.

Oh, shit.

Ah. Again!

That shit was valid!

Oh, nice!

First try.

Hey, can you do an ollie?

No, bro, I'm a poser.

That's why I have this shit.

I thought this was just an accessory.

- It's my purse. - That's your bag.

Yeah, that's my bag.

- Hi. - Hi.

Ruby.

Indigo, this Camille. She hit us up on the 'gram.

Cool.

The good part's coming.

♪ Don't, don't, don't, Don't stop the beat ♪

♪ I can't, can't, can't, Can't control my feet ♪

♪ P P P people in the street ♪

♪ C'mon everybody And move your feet ♪

♪ Don't stop don't stop Don't stop the beat ♪

♪ I can't stop can't stop Can't stop the beat ♪

♪ I won't stop Won't stop the beat, go ♪

♪ Everybody, move your feet And feel united ♪

♪ Everybody, move your feet And feel united ♪

Fuck you, bitch!

Oh! Watch out.

Yo, that bitch was way into me bro.

♪ You, you, you, You sing along ♪

♪ Just put, put, put, My record on ♪

♪ And all of your troubles Are dead and gone ♪

♪ Don't stop don't stop the beat ♪

♪ I can't stop can't stop the beat ♪

♪ I won't stop Won't stop the beat go ♪

♪ Everybody, move your feet And feel united ♪

♪ Don't stop Don't stop the beat ♪

♪ I can't stop Can't stop the beat ♪

♪ I won't stop Won't stop the beat, go ♪

What the fuck, you fucking asshole?

♪ Move your feet And feel united ♪

There's plenty of food in the fridge. Just heat it up.

Where you going?

Have fun.

Fuck yeah, bitch!

Fuck yeah, bitch!

Oh, yeah?

Hey.

Hey, what's up?

I just came here to skate.

I'm about to leave to go meet the girls. You should come.

- Okay. Yeah. - Let's go.

- Give me your board, - Kurt: Yo, just hop over! Damn.

I'm good.

They don't have weed in Long Island?

I mean, New Jersey, I mean, Long Island.

Damn, it's so chill here.

But I get so sick of this city.

I just wanna go to, like, the fucking mountains

and make artwork, ceramics.

Nobody can fucking find me.

I'm swaying.

You know the show Sex in the City?

- Yes. - No, you don't.

You watch the show Sex and the City, bitch.

What are you talking about?

Okay, listen!

- What are you talking about? - Yo, you're too high!

You're too high.

No, I'm not, I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

No, you don't!

Kit Kats and Sex and the City,

and also, the motherfucking Monopoly man. Okay?

What's wrong with the Monopoly man?

That motherfucker...

doesn't have a fucking monocle anymore.

He's always had a monocle.

Exactly, and now it's gone.

It's because...

a lot of people have noticed these certain things

that is different than it was a couple years ago.

People think that we entered a different dimension,

a dimension that looks so similar to the other one.

So, that we wouldn't notice.

Except for certain little things that changed.

Okay, it's called the Mandela Effect, right?

Nelson Mandela.

The biggest one that fucked people up in the head

is that a lot of people...

remember hearing about Nelson Mandela

dying in the '80s

- when he was in jail. - Hey, Mom.

If you look on Google, Nelson Mandela died in 2013.

Yeah, I'm at the library.

That's fucking fucked.

I'll be home soon. I got a little delayed.

I'm leaving now.

All right. Bye.

Oh my God.

Let's do, like, a chain.

Camille, grab your stuff.

- Thank you. - Yeah. Everything okay?

Yeah, I just told her I was at the library.

What?

So, you just keep, like, old photos

to like, send to her.

Yeah, you guys don't do that?

- With your parents? - No. That's different.

It's the same photo every time too, I don't...

Well, we're all going back to my place if you wanna come.

I have to go home. I really can't.

Okay.

Oh, you don't hug?

Not really.

That's okay, Ruby doesn't either.

Okay. Um, I'll see you guys another time, then.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Little bitch!

Oh.

Make a wish.

When did you bake this?

Last night after you went to bed.

And I didn't put any eggs in it.

I thought we can go shopping together.

I want to get you a gift.

No, you don't have to spend your money.

I mean it's okay, it's fine.

We can get you some new clothes.

And I mean...

- Mom, please. - You're such a beautiful girl.

- If you take... - Mom, stop!

For a while...

I was feeling really lonely and...

it's like...

that loneliness you... you have...

even if you're in a crowded room with people smiling

and laughing and...

that emptiness, I was just feeling it

for so long.

But um... I don't feel it anymore.

Does it taste like outdoor-grown weed?

Yeah.

- Hey. - Hey!

- Hey, Lawrence! - Hey.

- Hey. - Hey, girls.

- What's up? - Hey.

- How you doing? - Hey.

- How's everybody? - Hi, Dad.

Hey, what's up, Camille?

All right, who's hungry?

- Me! - Oh, yes.

- Alright. - Please make your lasagna.

Lasagna?

- Yes. Please. - Okay, lasagna?

Any food.

- Any food? - Just make food.

It sounds like lasagna it is.

- Yeah. - Lasagna cool with you, Camille?

Yeah, yeah.

Thank you. See you later.

- Thanks, Dad. - Thank you.

Janay, your dad's so cool.

Like, it smells like mad weed in here

and he didn't even say anything.

I know. I don't know why he doesn't say anything.

Does he, like, buy you everything?

Like, does he, like, buy you tampons?

Yeah. Yeah, when I ask him to.

That's dope.

That's mad cool.

I just send him a picture of like what I want

and he's like, "Okay, got it."

- That's a good dad. - Yeah.

- You use tampons? - Yeah, sometimes.

You don't?

Can't they kill you?

- No. - What?

Like, your leg can fall off but you won't die.

Where'd you learn that?

Oh my God. No. Ruby.

- I heard about it. - You won't die from just using

a tampon, otherwise the whole country would not use tampons.

Yeah, baby, don't use tampons you're gonna...

- The whole world. - ...have a river in your pants.

Like, would you rather be overflowing with blood or nicely plugged up?

- Exactly. - I use tampons.

They work for me. Still have my legs.

For now.

Are you guys on your period right now.

- Just finished. - Yeah, I'm about to start.

- 'Bout to get it. - I have to go

to the gynecologist and I'm, like, so nervous.

like I don't know, I feel like they're just gonna be like,

"Why does it look like that?" And I'm just like,

- What? - ..."I don't know."

It is your vagina?

Yes, I just feel like they're gonna be like...

But they look at pussy all day, that's their job.

Look, I don't know, I just feel like

mine is just extra weird and I'm just like...

I'm just scared. I'm just oh, my God.

Look, I know you've probably seen way more vaginas

than I have. Can you just take a look?

You want me to look at your vagina?

- Yes. Okay. - Okay.

- Oh, my... - Okay.

Y'all ridiculous.

Is that okay? - It's perfect.

It's valid.

- Are you sure? Okay. - You're good. Yes.

Okay, Janay has a valid vagina.

- Great. - Good job. Congratulations!

Amazing. Phenomenal.

I had to go to the gynecologist

- not too long ago myself. - Word?

I was skating at this park in Long Island

and I was hitting this set.

But something happened and the board just...

I just messed up and I ended up

sitting on the board

and it cut me down there.

- You got credit carded? - Yes.

Oh, my gosh.

I was just pouring blood.

Dude, that's so scary.

That's like the scariest thing ever.

I've always feared that.

Like you're really tough for that.

Like, that's crazy.

Everyone thought it was my period.

- All the boys were like, - Janay: Oh, my God.

- ..."Is that your period?" - Yo, boys are just...

uneducated sometimes. I'm sorry.

Not all boys, but some boys. Just...

- ridiculous. - Yeah.

Wait, do you have a type?

- Type? - Like, of... of... like,

- of other people. - Sexual preference?

Sexual cuisine.

Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

I mean, what's your type?

- The dickhead type, bro. - Right!

Every boy that Janay has been with

- has been a fucking asshole. - Shut the fuck up, no.

- True. - Smelly-ass boys.

Can you guys shut up? No.

That's not...

No, seriously, come on. Answer the question.

Like, what's your type?

Why do you guys wanna know? I don't know, I just...

Dude, it's a simple question, do you like dick or pussy?

- I like... - Do you like sucking dick

- or eating pussy? - Stop.

Okay, I like boys, okay? I like boys but...

- Yeah... - I like pussy.

Nice pussy.

Fuck!

Mom, just relax. Chill.

I'm fucking 18. I do shit.

I'm 18 now.

Why? Is your boyfriend here?

I said lower your voice.

You were skating.

Your mom took your board?

Yeah.

- Damn. - Why'd she take your board?

Yo, come on. I'm gonna get you a board.

- Man, I've seen some mom shit. - Really?

- True, yeah. Yo. - How?

Yo, one of you guys have a board?

- What happened? - Do one of you guys have a board?

- No, I'm sorry. - Who's is this?

- Who's is this? - Why are you fucking with my shit?

Can she just have this one? Her mom was being an asshole.

Chill, don't fuck with my shit. Put that back

before I make you do it myself.

- Take your fucking board. - All right, bye-bye.

Yo!

Yo! I got an extra board.

- Really? - Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.

What? For me?

I got you. Hell, yeah.

I just wanna see you keep on shredding, like, honestly.

- Yo, thank you, Charlie. - No problem.

Hey, here you go. A hug. Great.

Maybe four means love.

My bad.

- Oh, shit. - Oh, you can juggle?

Is there a third wheel?

Oh, no.

You just gotta hammer it sometimes.

- Hey! Hey, you guys. - Yo! Yo!

Alright.

Setting up this board.

Yeah, we just set up a freshy.

Ta-da. - How did you mess up.

Oh fucker.

- Camille? - I'm good, thank you.

Yo, thanks, man.

♪ Now, I want it now bitch ♪

♪ Booty fat, lot of fuck around I want it now bitch ♪

♪ I want it now bitch Booty fat, lot of fuck around ♪

♪ I want it now ♪

♪ I want it now bitch ♪

♪ Booty fat, lot of fuck around I want it now ♪

♪ I want it now ♪

♪ Damn I wanna fuck around ♪

Kurt, you're like, hand-feeding pigeon lady.

No! I don't wanna get shit on!

Please, don't make 'em fly! No!

I don't wanna get pooped on!

Where are all the squirrels?

Oh, no, no.

Where are the squirrels? I like squirrels.

You okay?

Yeah.

You don't look okay.

You know you can stay at my house if you need.

Chill, guys. Hey, don't fight each other!

Thank you.

- Hey. - Hey, what's up?

What are you making?

Um, I got veggie burgers.

Veggie burgers?

Yeah, you know, I just want you to feel comfortable like um...

- Thank you. - Yeah, no problem.

It's cool.

That way we can just all eat the same thing

- and it's not... - Yeah.

- I'm sorry. I always feel... - No, it's totally fine.

- Thank you, though. - Do you like tomatoes

and lettuce, like, on your...

Yeah, anything. I'm not picky when it comes to vegetables.

Okay, cool. So, I'll do all of them.

Is that multiple choice?

Yeah.

I'm so bad at multiple choice.

I don't know, I feel bad for you.

Can you actually help me with this one?

Yeah.

'Cause, like, how am I supposed to know which one is X?

Oh.

Oh, I keep forgetting Charlie.

Because he got mad nicknames so I forgot which one,

and I was like, "Who dat?"

You guys are dead.

Yo, who's that lady?

Yo, what's that lady doing?

What are you doing in the park?

Oh, dude. That's her mom, bro.

Oh, shit.

You have to get out.

We are in the middle of a park Mom.

How'd she come here? How did she, like, find her?

No, it's too late.

You don't mean shit to me anymore.

So just get the fuck out of here!

Oh, shit!

Camille! Yo, what the fuck?

Wait!

♪ Your sounds just like A loaded gun ♪

♪ Shot me in the back Of the head ♪

♪ You tell me I was the only one ♪

♪ I'm the only one, left ♪

♪ Only one ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ The only one ♪

♪ A pocket full of troubles ♪

♪ A hundred Supreme Duffel bags ♪

♪ Shorty been around ♪

♪ But I'm still trying To fuck with that ♪

♪ Hit it, dip Homie Never fall in love with that ♪

♪ Give it to her nicely Hit it from the front and back ♪

♪ We're the kids That do drugs first ♪

♪ Then brush teeth second ♪

♪ We're the kids that do lines Off of Lou Reed records ♪

♪ We're the kids Who roam New York ♪

♪ And act so reckless ♪

♪ Told me Skizzy, you a savage But I wasn't affected ♪

♪ They don't understand ♪

♪ Swear that They don't understand ♪

♪ Lately I been doing Zans Lately I'm remembering ♪

♪ Lately I been crushing it ♪

♪ Why our late nights turn To early mornings ♪

♪ You need space I give you orbit ♪

♪ The only one ♪

♪ The only one ♪

♪ The only one ♪

Hey.

Hi.

Is she always like that?

I don't know, I mean...

I've only been living with her for like five years, so...

Why?

She's whatever. Like...

hard to be around sometimes.

So, when the courts asked who I wanted to live with,

I chose him.

Damn.

Yeah, once a year, I was supposed to see her

during Christmas to, you know, exchange me.

But... every time we would go, I would just sit in the car

and I'd see her through the glass,

sitting, waiting for me.

But I just couldn't get out.

I'd... I would just sit there and...

my dad would have to go in and be like,

"Oh, Camille doesn't want to see you."

And so, we'd just leave.

That's a lot.

Yeah, once I turned 11,

I started, like... changing,

physically.

I used to stand in front of the mirror

and punch myself in the chest

because I didn't... I didn't want to grow breasts.

It was horrifying 'cause...

I was always, you know, dressing in boys' clothes and...

playing football, and hanging out with my dad.

And when I noticed that I wasn't going to be like that

forever and that I was growing up,

it was super embarrassing because he didn't...

he didn't notice, he didn't understand.

Uh...

So, one year that year, I...

on Christmas, I decided, like, I needed to see her.

I needed to go.

It's not even like I wanted to. I needed a mother.

But I went and...

I just started spending more time with her.

Eventually, after a couple of weeks,

I felt like maybe I should stay with her,

start living there and...

Uh, my dad was just super jealous.

He didn't think that...

I'd ever...

leave him.

And I wasn't trying to leave him but...

I didn't wanna leave him, I just...

He just wasn't...

Now we don't talk anymore and...

and I feel so bad

because I didn't want him to feel like

I didn't want him anymore. It's just I...

needed a mom at that time, and, like...

I totally understand. Like I... I totally understand

what you're going through and it sucks

and I don't want you to beat yourself up about it.

Yo, come on.

We have to get to LES before all the assholes get there.

Skate or die, bitch.

What the fuck?

Yo, we out to the back.

Yo, back the fuck off, son!

How about you teach your little girlfriend here

how to actually fucking skate and not look cute

like everybody else.

- Yo, dawg, hey, hey. - Yo, you wish you could

fuck a girl this beautiful.

Yeah, right, that's not what your mom said last night

when I fucked her!

What the fuck? What the fuck did you just say?

Fucking bitch!

What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't touch my board, bitch!

- Fuck them, fuck them. - Give me that shit!

Get off my fucking skateboard!

Get off my fucking skateboard!

Get off my fucking skateboard!

Give me my fucking skate...

So, then you're gonna press this to void a purchase

but then you're gonna need a manager to swipe.

And people are gonna be all up in your face

talking about coupons but if they're expired,

they're expired, okay? That's just policy.

Okay.

Like, people get crazy.

- About coupons? - People get violent.

You wanna take that to the stockroom for me?

Oh, yeah. Where is it at?

Right there. It says "stockroom" right there. Andale.

Lana said to bring this to the stockroom.

Yeah, you can just leave it right there.

Yo, where's your... where's your posse at?

Don't you guys travel in a squad?

Huh?

Your rowdy-ass girl crew, where they at?

Very funny.

Oh, I hate this job.

- What's up? - Hi.

Dude, that dickhead works here too?

Yeah, um, why do you guys hate him so much?

He's just an asshole, bro.

That one looked perfect, guys!

Camille, where you at?

Camille hiding. Y'all ready?

Everybody in this? Oh, you blocking people.

What the fuck is your face?

What the fuck?

The train is coming!

Oh yes.

How did I wake up with scratches on my body and you wake up

with scratches on your body in your bed

when I told you the night before "Take me home.

I'm not feeling good. Take me home."

And he's just like, "Nah! It's just you were into it."

And I was like, "No. It looks like I tried

to fuck you up, which means something is wrong."

- And like, everybody's... - They always play it like

it's the girl who's bugging out but it's not true.

He's calling me crazy and I know...

- Yeah. - ...I'm not bugging.

That's so fucked up, bro.

Everybody always just believes what the boy says.

And then they'll call you crazy

and you get upset because you know

- you're not wilding out. - Yeah.

and it makes you feel even like you are crazy.

What's that... what's that shit called?

- Yeah, gaslighting. - Gaslighting.

- I fucking hate that. - Recently,

I was with some guy and we were over

by McCarren chilling and earlier in the day

everything was fine but one time we were just chilling on the bench

and he starts putting my hand on his dick right there. And I was like,

"What the fuck are you doing?" It was suss as fuck.

He took your hand

- and put it on his dick? - Yeah.

Gross. That's so fucked up, bro.

Nah, I'ma start doing that shit though.

- To boys? - Just like...

Yeah, just bring their hand right here and be like,

"Yo, daddy, what's up?"

- Word. - Just, like, feminism.

Yeah, word. Yo, fuck them, bro.

Looks valid up there.

- You guys ready? - Yeah, yo.

No, we're not ready.

- We're not ready? - Camille's not ready.

- Oh, yeah, yeah. Do this. - Yeah.

Give her the old razzle dazzle.

Come on, let's go!

As long as it doesn't change me.

Nah, for real, like, it looks really good.

♪ Yeah hoe ♪

♪ Kitana Kitana Kitana Kitana ♪

♪ Mortal Kombat I'll see you mañana ♪

♪ Mortal Kombat I'll see you mañana ♪

♪ Mortal Kombat I'll see you mañana ♪

No.

♪ Mortal Kombat I'll see you mañana ♪

♪ Mortal Kombat I'll see you mañana ♪

♪ Mortal Kombat I'll see you mañana ♪

♪ I step in this bitch And I do what I want ♪

♪ I don't give a damn And I don't give a fuck ♪

Yes.

♪ Yeah hoe ♪

♪ I step in this bitch And I do what I want ♪

♪ I don't give a damn And I don't give a fuck ♪

♪ Don't give a fuck ♪

All right. It's all right! Hold on.

Hold on. Back on.

Y'all on this song.

Yo!

♪ Aye ♪

♪ Aye ♪

♪ Balmain the sweater Truey the pants ♪

♪ He did it again Damn I did it again ♪

♪ Damn that boy shitted again ♪

♪ Juuging again, That boyjuuging again ♪

♪ Did he just hit Another lick damn ♪

♪ Did he just run off With your shit damn ♪

♪ Did he just pull up In a whip damn ♪

♪ Did he just fuck Another bitch yup ♪

♪ And she just did one hundred tricks damn ♪

♪ She a freaky lil bitch ♪

♪ Smoking dope out the breeze Out the whip ♪

♪ Hand full of grams Other hand full of them bands ♪

♪ Hand full of grams Other hand full of them bands ♪

♪ I wear the Balmain Like a Nike check ♪

♪ I be ballin' like Mike and them ♪

♪ I got two TECs Like I fight the ref ♪

♪ Pussy boy know It's on sight for him ♪

♪ Hand full of grams Other hand full of them bands ♪

♪ Hand full of grams Other hand full of them bands ♪

♪ Wear the Balmain Like a Nike check ♪

♪ I be ballin' Like Mike and them ♪

♪ I got two TECs Like I fight the ref ♪

♪ Pussy boy know It's on sight for him ♪

♪ Hand full of grams Other hand full of them bands ♪

♪ Hand full of grams Other hand full of them bands ♪

♪ I seen that cash from afar ♪

♪ I go to work for them bands See the scars ♪

♪ My weed make you dance With the stars ♪

♪ Supersize my pockets I'm living large ♪

♪ McQueen gold on the scarf ♪

♪ My shooters come out After dark ♪

♪ I been 730 from the start ♪

You guys, if you were to smoke

with any famous person that died, who would it be?

I mean, he's not dead but I would smoke

with my homey Kevin Bradley.

Off the bat, I'd just rather smoke with my friends.

Nah, I would... I would wanna smoke

with Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson? That's a good one.

You think he was a stoner?

- Yo, imagine. - He definitely smoked.

- He was a stoner. - He definitely smoked.

You can't be that wild and not smoke bud.

He's so cool.

This guy told me that Jimi Hendrix used to put...

cut slits in his forehead and put tabs of acid

in his slits and hide it under his bandana, yes.

- What do you mean... - Put tabs of acid,

- yeah, like - ..."cut slits"?

And then he would just trip balls

- while he was playing. - He'd be all talking bleeding.

No, just little slits. Just little ones.

- That sucks. - Ah, scary.

You did acid before?

- With Jimi Hendrix. - No, you didn't.

I was kidding

- but I felt like... - Poor Jimi

I was like, "I feel his soul," I was deadass tripping balls.

Like, it was lit.

What flavor is this? Tastes nice.

- It's weed flavor. - Taste like...

- It's weed flavor, yeah! - No, no.

I would say grape. Probably like, black widow.

Tastes like banana.

- Oh, no. - Oh, no.

No. It actually tastes like...

- Grape? - Michael fucking...

- Bob Marley? - Paul Newman

You guys know who Paul Newman is?

- Snoop Dogg. - Paul Newman?

Yo fuck it.

Snoop Dogg! Fuck, yeah!

SpongeBob.

You can't light a spliff under the sea.

It's water, you can't even light it.

No, no, you know that episode where they go above the water?

♪ Back up back up ♪

♪ Turn around turn around Turn around back up ♪

♪ Turn around turn Around Turn around back up ♪

♪ Ben ova and touch toe Back up ♪

♪ Set like you a love pro Back up ♪

♪ Stand up and sink in yuh Back up ♪

♪ Dat deh style wid yuh Foot pon di block back up ♪

♪ Fling yuh love pon dah Boy deh back up ♪

♪ Mek mi kiss up yuh pretty Jahhh yah ♪

♪ Baby yuh pretty clean, Yeah pretty clean ♪

♪ Give me love Mek mi enjoy it ♪

What's up?

Where's your, uh, where's your boy posse at?

We ain't stuck like glue or nothing.

Okay.

Yo, I seen you at the park the other day shredding.

You were killing it.

Thanks.

Hey, um... what's your favorite color?

Red.

Is that why you turned your hair red?

Yeah.

Nice.

See, I like yellow but if I tried to turn

my hair yellow, it would just look blonde

and I don't... I don't think, I don't know...

blonde wouldn't be cool.

a good look but yeah.

But yeah, I'm gonna go inside. Good-bye.

Fuck it, that shit was wild.

Imagine if somebody just came and wall-rided this shit.

I've been planning this for weeks!

Come on, don't slack on me like this.

Yo, let me call you back. Yo, Camille!

Yo, Camille!

All right, so, I was supposed to do this photography shoot

with my homey but he slacked on me.

Are you trying to pull up? 'Cause I really wanna get this.

Me?

Thirty minutes tops.

Well, no, I... I would but I can't tonight.

Maybe another time.

I'm so down for another time.

Okay?

All right.

- All right, next time. - Sorry.

I think it'd be cool if I... I stood on the board.

Huh?

I'm gonna try to skate up here.

Yo, you wilding.

Ready? I'm gonna do a trick.

- Are you a deadass? - I'm an ollie.

Hold on.

Devon All right, go ahead.

Holy shit.

Let me get a couple more.

That was a little sketchy.

I'ma try to kick flip it.

All right, go.

Does it look good?

Wait, wait. I can go higher.

So, you just come up here on roofs, look down at people?

Sometimes.

Everything looks so different.

You know, you're the only girl I've ever brought up here.

Really?

Yeah.

But you're cool.

Yeah, all right, yeah. I don't know.

It's, like, is it a thing where you pop first

and then flick, or is it one motion?

Yeah, you have to pop. I don't know, it depends.

I think about it... I think about it

I was like, as I pop, I'm flicking and turning.

I think of it as doing a 180 and then like,

just adding the flick in there, you know?

See, but you do that whole thing

- where like... - I just pivot.

Yeah, you do, like... I feel like you make it

a two-part thing.

Yeah.

Yo, check this trick out that I learned the other day

- from my friend. - So funny.

Stop it! Don't do this.

- I know, I know, I know. - You don't want it!

Hey, look out that backflip!

Yo, what the fuck is that...

Yo, why you guys snaking us?

Yo, can we even, like, dead ass skate, bro?

We trying to skate, bro. We were here first.

No, you're not gonna let a girl drop in?

What's wrong with the kiddie bowl over there?

What the fuck? Yo, you guys suck mad dick!

Yo, Kurt, why are you always talking mad shit?

- Because you're always acting - Why?

like a dickhead! Get out of here!

Fuck you, son.

Just relax. Just relax, bro. Just relax.

- Bam. That's it. - Oh, shit.

Like, if you don't care about getting...

You just go for it. I don't know.

I feel like the best like, a lot of good skaters,

they like do not think.

No that's you can't think, that's the thing.

And us girls, we think too much.

- I cannot do that. - Yes, you can.

Like, I could but I like my life.

Once boys hit puberty, they just get really good.

I don't know. You notice that?

Eh, no.

I don't pay that much attention to this shit.

Wow, is that in Midtown?

Yeah.

I wanna go there.

That's, like by Bryant Park.

You rolling, bro?

You guys haven't taken me there. We should go.

I think that might be a little much.

What do you mean?

I mean, I just don't think

all of the girls would wanna do that.

But you wanna stand out, right?

Yeah, I want us all to stand out, like I wanna...

So then we should just go hard.

It'll be fun.

I've seen you do things way bigger at skate parks.

I know you can do it.

It turns into a five-stair but it's just a four-stair

at the beginning. It should be fine.

- You got it. - Let's do it.

- Come on, you got it. - Nah, I don't know.

Damn. Damn.

Come on, you got it.

Just try it again. Come on.

All right, firecracker, let's go.

- Yeah, Janay! - Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

- What's hurting? - Fucking ankles.

Are you okay?

Just take a deep breath.

Just breathe.

Do you need help?

No, no. It's okay. I got it.

Who is that?

Oh, my God. Don't even worry

about your mom right now. She's...

You're gonna be valid in a couple of weeks

and we'll be skating and you'll think back

to this day and it'll just be a thing

that happened.

I guess.

What's wrong?

Sprains take a couple of weeks.

Really and before you know it, we'll be skating

and going to LES and back it.

It's gonna go by fast. Just stay up.

Come on!

Come on.

You sure? It'll make you feel better.

I got this from Kurt.

Don't tell her I took it.

Come on.

Let's watch some TV or something.

Put your foot, like... put it like closer to here.

I don't wanna step on your fingers.

- It's okay. - Okay. Like that?

Yeah. And then like try and like just go as like fast as you can

and just shove it onto the left.

Try and go fast.

That was pretty close. You just have to go faster.

Yo, what's up?

You girls want a bev?

- I'm good. - Good.

Get me, like, Fiji water, nice snacks.

- Hmm. - Alright. Cool.

Hola.

So...

Hi, Camille.

How are you guys?

What do you mean?

You know, how are you guys doing?

Patrick?

Yeah, you like him, don't you?

I like how he gives me head.

All right, so, then like when do you know...

How do you know you like them?

What do you mean?

How do you know if you like a guy?

You just know.

You get a feeling.

It happens.

How do you know when they like you?

Why are you asking me so many questions?

You like someone.

No, I don't.

Who do you like?

- What's his name? - I don't like anyone.

- You like someone. - No, I... no I don't.

I'm being really serious. Even though I'm smiling I swear.

- Whatever. - But Janay and that dude

what's up with them? Like, the dude at the party.

Are they togeth... Are they, like a thing?

They were, like all over each other.

Nah, he didn't mean anything to her.

Not like Devon did.

Devon. How?

- They were... - They had a thing,

like on and off for years.

And she just... she can't get over it.

He's a dick.

- Damn. - Yeah.

He's an asshole. I wish she would.

But it's whatever.

Your fucking foot looks like my tie-dye, bro.

- That's crazy. - I know.

That's a sign that it's healing though.

- It's the same color as her board. - Yeah, really?

Are you icing it?

Um, kind of like you're not supposed to ice it

for too long but like yeah, I've been icing it.

- That's good. - Yeah.

So what else have you been doing?

- Just chilling this. - Yo.

Yo, what the fuck is that?

This is Tony Alva. He's my animal therapy rat.

- Why is he here? - Because

- he's supposed to help you. - No can you please...

- No, please. - He's chill.

I really don't like rats. Please!

- You're scared of him? - Yes!

- He's smaller than you. - Yeah.

He's really cool. You would like him if...

And what the fuck? He's like shitting

- on the floor. Can you get... - He's just an animal.

He's just an animal. He's supposed to shit.

All right, Kurt, let's just bring Tony

somewhere else. All right?

Yeah.

Bye, Janay.

- You sure? - No, no, no.

Stop!

- Okay, okay, okay. - Come on, Kurt.

I tried to link you. You get my text?

Yeah, sorry I didn't get back. I was...

No issues.

I'm about to go sack some clips with the boys up at Midtown.

You trying to pull up?

Hmm. Yeah, I'm down.

- Yo, what up? - There you are, bro.

- What's good, bro? - Hey, yo, Dev, who's this?

- It's Camille. - Hi.

She gonna bomb with us today.

- Are you serious? - Yeah, bro. She fucking shreds.

'Aight, yo, make sure that chica's keep up, though.

- Yeah. - Deadass, bro.

Are we skating or we talking?

Oh, shit.

Yo!

Yo, yo, yo, let's hit some bangers on this.

Let's go! Let's get these clips!

Yeah.

Oh, yeah!

Yo, stop right now! Break it up!

- Y'all gotta get out of here. - All right, all right.

Just this last one guys. Just get that.

Get that right quick.

- Did you just... - Yo. Yo! Yo, yo, yo!

- Hey, back off. - Sir, sir.

I let him borrow my board. That's my board.

Can I just please have the board back?

I didn't know we weren't allowed to skate here.

- You know this is private property. - No, I didn't.

- Listen. - I really didn't.

And he was just using my board...

- This is our job, all right? - Alright.

I totally understand that but can I just please have

the board back? I'm not trying to fight you

or... or be disrespectful like them.

I'm just trying to get the board back. Please?

Take this board, right?

Come on.

- I just let him borrow it. - Take the board...

And get the fuck from around here.

Yeah, I know. I know.

Don't let me catch you out here again, okay?

Yeah. Have a good night.

♪ So you're still thinking of me ♪

♪ Just like I know you should ♪

♪ I cannot give you everything you know I wish I could ♪

♪ I'm so high at the moment ♪

♪ I'm so caught up in this ♪

♪ Yeah, we're just young dumb And broke ♪

♪ But we still got love to give While we're young dumb ♪

♪ Young young dumb and broke ♪

♪ Young dumb young young dumb And broke ♪

♪ Young dumb young young dumb And broke ♪

♪ Young dumb broke High school kids ♪

♪ Young dumb broke High school kids ♪

♪ Jump and we think leave it All in the game of love ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Run into sin do it all In the name of fun ♪

♪ Fun whoa oh oh ♪

♪ I'm so high at the moment ♪

♪ I'm so caught up in this ♪

♪ Yeah, we are just young dumb And broke ♪

♪ But we still got love To give ♪

♪ While we are young dumb Young young and broke ♪

♪ Young dumb young young Dumb and broke ♪

♪ Young dumb young young Dumb and broke ♪

♪ Young dumb broke High school kids ♪

Wait, what videos did you see?

I watched, like, every single video you posted.

- You're lying. - I'm not lying.

- What's up? - Hey, what's up?

Nothing.

What's up with your home girl Janay?

I haven't seen her shred in a minute.

Yeah, no, she actually fell super hard the other day

and sprained her ankle.

No way. Is she gonna be okay?

Yeah, she's good.

She just rolled her ankle really bad.

So, she's just been kind of like house-locked.

- Ah. - Yeah.

Sucks.

So, what have you been doing all day?

This.

Come on, don't look like that.

Cheer up. It's summer.

Yeah, and I'm in the house.

I like how it pointed this way...

I'm gonna head out to the park, so I'll see you, okay?

All right.

So, what happened with you and her?

She couldn't handle us being just friends,

so I had to cut it off.

Ah.

We still cool.

- Hi, ladies. - Hi.

Janay, let me see this ankle.

The swelling's down.

See?

- Still purple. - Progress. Progress.

Chin up.

Get out the way, pigeon!

Oh, shit. Yo, that was mad close.

Yo, bro,

I'm about to fuck this girl, bro.

Oh, my God, she's so fucking fine, bro.

Like, bro, her ass is like round as shit.

Yeah, you a thot, that's what.

I'm not a thot, bro. I'm just... I'm a man

who likes women, bro. I love beautiful, smart women.

I love beautiful, smart women. They be nice to be around.

Curly hair, big lips, thick as fuck.

My God, man.

They're just dope.

I'm trying to not listen, but I hear it.

Like, she invited me to her own crib.

I didn't even have to invite her to my apartment dude.

Like I was just like, "Wow."

She gave me some buns!

Oh, really? Some hot dope buns.

It was like God's vagina.

Dude. Did you just say "God's vagina"?

That's where we... That's where we...

So, God's a girl, right?

- Come on. - God is a girl.

- Oh, yeah. - God's definitely a girl.

She was fine! I can't stop.

I can't get over it, bro.

- I can't get enough of the girl. - What's her name?

Her name is Tez.

She's valid.

- Where's she from? - I don't know.

I just met the girl, she was dancing on me,

then I fell in love, dude.

- Me first? - You gotta land it first.

Oh, okay, cool.

Oh, back you up! I got you!

I don't know what I'm gonna do if I can't skate anymore.

Like, that's my whole life.

Like, you know that, that's all I do.

Come on, you're gonna be able

to skate soon and, Janay, skating isn't your whole life.

You're still you with or without your board, okay?

Why do you sound like Devon? Oh, my God.

He used to say, like, deep shit like that, like,

all spiritual and stuff and I'm just like...

It's not... it's not you. It's just like...

he really messed me up.

Yeah!

Nice.

Hit that shit.

You just gotta, put your foot out more and catch it, you know?

Like, here, watch. Watch my front foot.

Oh, my God.

Watch your front foot.

I hit a rock. That doesn't count.

Ow.

More towards the beginning, like...

- Hey. Hey. - Hey.

Your homegirl's over there

- and she is faded. - What?

She needs some help. Well, yeah, she's flattened out.

Yo, Eliza, Eliza. Hey.

What the fuck did you do to her?

We was just trying to get lit.

- That's it. - Devon, what the fuck?

She's obviously not good.

- Nah. No one's trying to violate. - Go away.

- Go away, Juan. - Dude, I thought it was...

No, I don't care.

- Devon! - Yo, bro, bro,

- let's just clear. - All right, whatever.

- Leave. - Whatever.

Thank you.

I told her it was on some next-level shit.

She can't handle it, so whatever.

Yo, your friends can be real assholes sometimes,

you know that, right?

Yeah, yeah, I know.

What's going on with you and Devon?

No, not now.

- Are you fucking him? - No, God!

We work at the same place. That's all.

- Does Janay know? - No, she doesn't, but...

Why haven't you told her? You need to tell her.

You need to tell her.

I will, I will. Come on.

Oh, my God, you should see that clip, bro.

- Janay! - Hi.

- We missed you. - Hi, Janay.

Hey, Janay. You're alive!

- I know! - And walking and outside!

Hi. Ew, you're sweaty.

- Come, let's skate. - We're out here workin' hard.

- Get on the board. - Please don't kill me.

No, you have to lean that way.

Yeah.

Watch out for the side!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh! Ah, shit.

Oh, no! Oh!

- Are you okay? - Indigo, what did you do?

I'm only trying to kill her a little bit.

I don't wanna do this anymore.

Okay.

Well, I'll still roll you back.

She was just good again and you fucked her up again.

You know, butt-ass naked running around SoHo

'cause I ain't have no fucking clothes.

- So, we had to call somebody. - Mm.

But we didn't have phones, right.

So, we had to be on the computer like, Facebook

messaging people to come get us and open the door and shit,

- like... - Are you fucking kidding me?

- What? What's wrong? - What the fuck?

- Hello. - What happened?

Janay! Janay!

Janay!

- Janay, what happened? - Camille!

- What's up? - What the fuck is this?

Are you fucking kidding me?

This is you staying late at work?

Janay, I... no, I was going...

I'm over here waiting for you to text me back and shit

and you're fucking around with Devon?

- Are you kidding me? - I was gonna tell you.

- I just, like... - But you didn't!

I wanted to tell you.

You didn't tell me shit! What the fuck is wrong with you?

Indigo knew.

Don't be bringing me into your bullshit.

It was not like that, Janay. It was not how she said.

- I told her no. - So, I'm the only idiot here, right?

- Janay. - I'm guessing you knew, too.

- Listen. - Bitch, I didn't know shit!

She kept this shit to herself, bro.

She did this by herself, on the low.

Janay, you were all depressed.

- Don't fucking touch me! - You were all depressed in your bed.

- I didn't know how to tell you... - That's not an excuse.

I don't want... what is wrong with you? Why would you do that?

You're supposed to be my friend!

I am your friend.

No, friends don't go and fuck their friend's boyfriends!

I didn't fuck him. We were just taking photos

and skating and that's all we did.

So, you're skating with him now too?

- Of all the boys... - You fucked up.

...you chose him?

I'm trying so hard to like not punch you

in your face right now.

Why were you skating with them?

Why not? I'm just skating! Like...

- you don't own me. - It's not just skating!

What is it then?

You fucking tell me! You were with him!

- It was just skating. - Were you sucking his dick

while you were on the roof with him or some shit?

Are you fucking kidding me? No.

If you want to skate with whoever the fuck you want to skate with,

then get the fuck out of here!

You're such a fucking shitty friend.

- Fuck you guys. - Just leave. Just go.

Don't fucking touch me.

Shut the fuck up! Back the fuck up!

- How could you fucking touch me. - Chill, chill.

- Indigo. Go. Go. - Fucking touch me!

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

You wanna... you wanna fight?

- No, get the fuck out of here. - That's all you can do, right?

- Get the fuck out of here! - Leave bitch.

- Whatever. - You fucking whore.

Your mother's a whore!

Your mom is fucking dirty, you dumb bitch.

Fuck you.

God.

- Deadass. - You got this!

Yo, what's going on?

Is it cool if Camille chills for a bit?

Yeah, it's fine. She can chill over there.

You can chill right here.

I don't even know this kid.

Yo all gonna have to wake up.

We got a nice crib!

We pay rent and all that.

Camille how are you doing?

Next time you come, make sure you bring your mom with you,

all right? I'm a MILF-er. I'm a MILF-er.

Nah but I've fucked a MILF before.

Nah! Nah! Nah, yeah, that shit is crazy.

Nah, I'm deadass. So, you know I be chilling

at the bar right over around the corner.

So, I was chilling around the corner, right?

Real facts.

I been chilling, this girl comes up to me.

- She's like, you know, 25. - That's not a MILF.

Nah, this... nah. Yeah, nah.

Swear on... I swear on anything. I swear on anything.

I swear on anything.

All right, let me tell the story!

- All right, let him rock. - Tell us, tell us.

All right, so, I'm chilling at the bar

and this chick just comes up to me. She's like, "Can I buy you a drink?"

And she's wasted. And I'm just like, "All right."

She buys me the drink, we're chilling.

She's, like... she goes in to just kiss me,

right like I've been talking to this chick

for like two minutes. I kid you not.

She buys me a drink, I'm drinking the drink.

She turns around, she tries to kiss me.

I'm like, yo, I don't know who she is,

so I like... kinda just like... skirt it.

And then she... she was like "Oh you... And she was like

"Are you gay?" And I was like... "What?"

She was like... I forgot how it went but like

- somehow she was like... - You had it!

No, okay. No, no, no, no!

- Nah, nah, nah. - No, no no.

My son...

I had this... nah, nah, nah.

That fucking actual MILF though, bro.

- Definitely not. - Definitely not.

Yo, she was like, sugar mama type.

I would pull up to the crib.

- You're, like, 15, nigga. - She was 38...

she was 38 and she had two kids and she treated me right, bro.

All I need is once chance.

- Baby oil everywhere. - All I need is one night.

Yo guys, I'm done, don't be playing me.

Don't be playing me, son.

Who's gonna spit, who's gonna spit?

Yo, who got the bars on this shit?

Woo!

Oh, shit.

♪ I said it I get it yeah I'm independent ♪

♪ These lame niggas Fucking with me ♪

♪ It's offensive ♪

♪ They trying to take over My life real aggressive ♪

♪ I not let that happen 'Cause that is my life ♪

♪ Get up and ride Skate all the time ♪

♪ Not shooting ads For no fashion line ♪

♪ NYCO you know we the best ♪

♪ We don't hate We don't got time for no mess ♪

Hey! Hey!

Aye, aye!

- Aye, aye! - I like that harmonica

- Yo, that shit fire, though. - That shit is fire.

- That shit is killing it. - That's totally fire.

All right, skate video.

Relax.

- Yeah. - Skate video time.

Yo. Oh, I gotta...

- Can't even read my Thrasher. - Yo, I need the bud.

Welcome.

Oh.

You read this?

Yeah.

My mom loves him.

Yeah?

Yeah, when I was younger,

she got me a copy, but it's in Spanish.

It's easy to be crazy about love in Spanish.

You can leave your shit, like, under there.

Probably safer.

We got a bed for you in the living room.

Okay.

And the female is so resourceful,

as she sits there, she plucks down

from her own breast to create this big blanket.

When she leaves, she'll sometimes

pull this blanket back over the eggs to keep them warm.

From the outside, it looks a lot like a teenager's bedroom,

but if you were to cut it down the middle

and take a look inside,

whether made by paws or beaks, these homes were built...

Go to your room. Go to your room.

Shut up, grandpa. Go to sleep.

Yeah, that way. Oh! Right there on her belly?

- Put me onto the other one. - No, man.

- So, stop chatting. - Stop changing it.

- Nah, you chatting. - You said you fucked

- the other one. - You chatting

- and you changing it. - Nah, nah.

I put in the skate video.

- Yo! - That shit's fire.

- Yo! - Roll something up.

- Shut up and roll something. - Aw, come on.

- Bro, stop with the porn. - I'm gonna break this shit.

Yo!

- Bro. - Yo, stop changing it.

Nah, nah, let's finish the skate video.

- Yo! - Bro.

- Yo, you making me ash all over! - It's four.

You gonna break my phone, you fucking bitch!

No, I'm tired of this shit.

No. Trying to see my nigga...

That just can't be the event.

- Bro! - She got two melons.

She never told me she was wearing gloves!

Oh, my God!

Yo!

- Got that? - Yo, that was OG hard.

- See if we can get a little higher. - Check that.

What?

Yo, don't trip off that shit, all right?

We're on the zone, all right? Now kickflip this.

I need a minute.

Excuse me?

Yo.

Oh.

What's up? What you doing?

Yeah, they were just being loud out there.

So, I thought I would come in here.

- Shit, for real? - Yeah.

Dammit stop.

You good?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm just so fucked up.

The Henny.

It's so hot in here.

Yeah, it's just...

- What's up? - Nothing.

What's wrong?

I like you so much, Camille...

just... just not like this.

- Not like what? What are you... - It's...

It's like you're... you're like a little sister to me, you know?

It's like you're one of us.

- And I don't wanna... - Really?

Really?

I mean, am I wilding right now?

I mean, I just figure we have a different type of...

You know, I thought... I thought we got along so well and...

No, like, 100%.

But, like, I just don't wanna mess that up.

Okay. Okay.

- You know? - Yeah.

I'm so... I'm sorry if I'm like...

- No, I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry. I just...

Camille?

I messed up.

Okay.

You wanna try?

- All right, go. - Ah!

Don't... right here.

- Plant your feet apart. - Okay.

- Use your other foot. - Okay.

♪ I'm feeling happy inside I've got no reason to hide ♪

♪ I'm a dream girl ♪

♪ I'm never stressing my bills Nobody ever gets killed ♪

♪ It's the dream world ♪

♪ My mama's never on coke ♪

♪ This isn't my way to cope ♪

♪ Washing my mind out With soap ♪

♪ Oh ooh oh ♪

♪ Everything is just wonderful ♪

♪ Here in my dreams Here in my dreams ♪

♪ Every day is a holiday ♪

♪ When you're living Inside your dreams ♪

♪ Why would anyone stay awake After being so sound asleep ♪

♪ Everything is just wonderful In my dreams ♪

♪ He's never messing around He's always holding it down ♪

♪ He's my dream boy ♪

♪ We bought a house In the clouds ♪

♪ So we can only look down It's the dream world ♪

♪ Don't ever worry or care Expect to pick what to wear ♪

♪ Why isn't everyone here? ♪

♪ Oh ooh oh ♪

♪ Everything is just wonderful ♪

♪ Here in my dreams Here in my dreams ♪

♪ Every day is a holiday ♪

♪ When you're living Inside your dreams ♪

♪ Why would anyone stay awake After being so sound asleep ♪

♪ Everything is just wonderful In my dreams ♪

♪ Oh ooh ♪

♪ The moments we are happiest Happiest, happiest ♪

♪ Are the moments That we don't exist ♪

♪ Don't exist, don't exist ♪

♪ Everything is just wonderful ♪

♪ Here in my dreams Here in my dreams ♪

♪ Every day is a holiday ♪

♪ When you're living Inside your dreams ♪

♪ Why would anyone stay awake After being so sound asleep ♪

♪ Everything is just wonderful In my dreams ♪

♪ Everything is just wonderful ♪

♪ Here in my dreams Here in my dreams ♪

♪ Everything is just wonderful In my dreams ♪