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Ladies and gentlemen,
the one and only Tomek Wilczynski!
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Good evening, I'm Tomek Wilczyriski
and this is my co-host Angela!
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The most overhyped day of the year!
Everyone have a Happy Valentine's!
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And a close-up on Tomek... now.
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Who came up with these holidays anyway?
Were they high?
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Take Easter for example.
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A magical bunny... laying eggs...
made of chocolate?
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Valentine's Day is at least coherent.
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Flowers, heads,
a romantic comedy at the cinema...
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And then an awkward blowjob.
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Come here already, I'm skipping cinema.
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Shoot. My battery's at 5%.
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This is pointless.
Who goes on Internet dates?
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- Normal people don't meet on the web.
- So me and Bogdan, we're not normal?
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You're an exception.
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I want to meet someone in a normal way.
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Put on your white tuflleneck,
brush your teeth, smile
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and go meet that...
what's his name?
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Ant_Man.
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- Yeah, but what's his name?
- See?
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- I don't even know his name.
- Darling, relax.
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It's a first date, not marriage counseling.
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You'll get the laptop
once you help your mother.
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And remember,
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you don't get a second shot
at making a first impression.
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Tomorrow you're going to help your
mother at the salon and that's final!
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She's not my mother!
Stop calling her that!
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My mother's a lawyer,
not some dumb hairdresser!
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She left us because of you.
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Pardon me, darling,
I'm on the phone.
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I hate you both!
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I'll call you later, ok?
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It's only temporary. She'll probably
be fired within a week, as usual.
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What did you say?
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Now that was not funny.
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Hi, mom.
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Here are your groceries and the mail.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Yeah, right.
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- Bye, mom. I'm off.
- Where to? In the middle ofthe night?
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- It's 9 p.m. I'm seeing someone.
- Whom?
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I have a right to know who
you're meeting at night!
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I'm almost thifly!
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Good evening.
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- How can I help you?
- I have a reservation for two.
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Name, please?
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Antman.
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No such name.
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I'm sorry.
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Do you have many reservations for 9.30PM?
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- One.
- Well, that's ours.
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There you are.
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It's Women's Day in three weeks.
70% of your audience is women.
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- Awesome
- So stop insulting them.
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- Got any plans?
- Not with you, asshole.
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Is Beata angry?
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Which one?
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I'm not sure.
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You fucked her sister.
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See? You don't even realize...
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Should we stafl you off
with something to drink?
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I'm still waiting for someone.
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In that case we'll wait together.
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They're women. They're mothers.
Or they will be one day.
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Sisters, wives, daughters, grandmothers,
heads of networks,
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you can't keep ridiculing them
...or you'll lose your audience.
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He's not coming.
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Figure it out.
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Hi.
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Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic.
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These are good.
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A little heavy on the garlic, though...
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Ant_Man?
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Ant_Man?
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Your first Internet date.
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Fifth.
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If it was your fifth, you'd say
it was your first.
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Because after the third, you realise
how embarrassing it is.
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- It's not embarrassing.
- It's not?
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You're not embarrassed that someone
stood you up on Valentine's Day?
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Listen, Kasia.
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Ania.
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What do you say
we go somewhere else?
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N OW?
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I wanted to eat something first,
but if you're this eager...
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Funny.
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But no thanks.
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Tomek Wilczyriski?
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God, I love your show.
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- Could I get a photo?
- Sure.
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Would you mind?
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Come here.
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Done.
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If you need anyihing,
we're over there.
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I've got my eyes on you.
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Work, work, work.
I need a vacation.
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What were we talking about?
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Ok, so chicks are fawning over you.
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I'm not.
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And my guy's just a bit late.
Something probably came up.
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You'd rather talk first? Okay.
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So what do you do, Ania?
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- I teach.
- Seriously? Teach what?
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Music.
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- At the conservatory?
- No. At school.
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Elementary.
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Okay, it's staning to make sense now.
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Oh yeah?
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What is?
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You wanted to be a musician.
Maybe even a composer, or a conductor.
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You dreamed of conducting
the Berlin Philharmonic,
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with the German Chancellor
in the first row.
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But it didn't work out.
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You ended up in school.
Hating it.
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What musician would want to teach
some tone-deaf brats?
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Banged-up instruments,
stuffy classrooms...
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- Besides, you're what, 30?
- 27.
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Exactly! 37, with all these kids around,
and none ofthem yours.
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Why?
Because you have no kids.
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Why?
Well, who would you have them with?
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At work you're surrounded
by other frustrated losers.
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Your clock is ticking, you try to keep
your head up, but you're terrified
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that no one will ever love you
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and you're destined
to grow old and die alone.
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You think to yourself:
No, I need to change something.
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So you go on an Internet date.
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Because being alone
on Valentine's - pathetic.
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And you know what?
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That guy actually did come here.
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Walked in that door, saw you,
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sensed your desperation and figured...
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he'd get more action at home with
a 6-pack and a good internet connection.
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Well? Did I get it right?
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So, off we go?
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- Listen, asshole.
- Tomek.
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You don't get shit.
You're like this to me.
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The only big thing
about you is your ego.
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Men used to have honor, principles,
they conquered the world for women
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they were chivalrous,
like knights on white horses,
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But what would you know about that?
All you know are stupid lines like:
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“Hey, I'm a celebrity, let's do a selfie
and go to my place, cause I'm awesome!”
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I'd rather die alone than
go home with a creep like you.
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Miss...
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- Miss Ania!
- Yes?
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Look.
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Let's imagine it's our G.
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Hey.
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That's all for today.
You did great.
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Wonderful.
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- Hello, principal.
- Hello, Ela.
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- Making progress, isn't she.
- We'd make more with a working piano.
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Sure, that's the first thing I'll get
when I win the lottery.
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That's not why I'm here.
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You're going to have to rehearse
in the gymnasium.
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- Work it outwith the new PE teacher.
- You promised me a new room.
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How am I supposed
to prepare the concer1 there?
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I don't have a new room,
and I need this one.
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Besides, do you know how much it costs
to suppofl a music program?
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- It costs a lot.
- I know.
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Could we at least just fix the piano?
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I already told you
we do not have the budget.
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I'd gladly buy you one
myself, ifl could.
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But I can't. Get it?
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I don't have any money.
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Not a dime.
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What I do have is a wife,
and a daughter.
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One is glued to the Internet,
taking selfies all day,
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and the other can't hold down
a job for a month
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because she thinks
she's an aflist!
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A fucking aflist!
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And she thinks it's some incredible
work of an she's creating
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when it's reallyjust a goddamn haircut!
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- Bogdan. ..
- What?!
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I'm sorry.
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Mr. Malinowski, Miss Kwiatkowska.
Get acquainted, I'm off.
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Good day.
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- Is he always like this?
- Problems at home.
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- Piotr.
- Ania.
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Nice one.
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I used to have a band, I wanted
to earn my living that way.
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- Life had other plans.
- You played the bass?
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- The saxophone.
- But that's a bass clef.
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Yeah, I thought it looked cooler.
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- So how do we share the gymnasium?
- We'll work something out.
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So you got stood up by some Ant_Man,
propositioned by the sexiest guy on TV,
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and made a complete ass out of yourself
all in the same night? Impressive.
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- Could you tone it down a bit?
- Yes, of course, pardon me.
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Is he as... sit still... as cute
in person as he is on TV?
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I'd totally bang him!
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- Pardon me?
- Grab the broom, Zoéka.
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- He's the biggest jerk I've ever met.
- You haven't met my boss then.
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Now toss your head back...
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look at this volume.
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- The new, incredible me.
- Beautiful.
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What's this?!
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Well, the new incredible me?
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Where is my long black hair?
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In the trash?
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You really look much better now.
Brighter, younger, even thinner...
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Miss... I asked you to just trim
my split ends and refresh my color.
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Yes, and I refreshed that black.
Now it's a fresh, modern auburn.
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I didn't ask for a fresh, modern auburn.
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I told you no one wears their hair
like that anymore! It's out of style!
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Excuse me? What do you mean:
out of style?!
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She wanted to say that you now
have a future look.
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I didn't want that!
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I thought you liked the future, your
last hairdo was from Planet of the Apes!
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Amateurs! You don't deserve me!
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Fired me after three days?
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I'm the best damn
hairdresser they ever had!
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- I know, amateurs.
- Help us, Zosia.
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What now?
Bogdan will kill me when he finds out.
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And he probably will.
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- I won't say a thing.
- What do I do tomorrow?
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I'll leave you my keys
under the doormat.
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Really? You're a lifesaver.
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WORLD ACCORDING TO WILK
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Out of all the orgasms I had recently,
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the biggest one came today
when I saw the calendar.
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International Women's Day!
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Modern world's greatest achievement.
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Congratulations!
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Asshole.
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Women have everyihing.
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They're strong! Ambitious!
Unhappy and probably single!
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I'm terribly sorry. I can explain.
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Too late.
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And here's why:
unhappy women scare men away!
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I recently met an interesting
example ofthe modern woman
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on her first Internet date in her
natural habitat - the single's bar.
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Meet Hania!
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You broke the record by waiting
for 2 hours, here's your diploma.
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No, thank you.
I'm still waiting for someone.
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Yes, but do they know you are?
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Let me help you.
What will you have?
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A knight conquering the world for women.
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- Are you watching this?
- He can't do that!
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- Well, he can...
- He can't abuse people like that!
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And he has a white horse...
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- Jesus. A white horse?
- Well, yeah.
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Now... this is embarrassing.
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Pardon me, that dish is not on the menu.
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May I suggest a businessman
with no time for his family,
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an anist without a horse or a penny
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or a smoking hot beefcake
with a horse's brains.
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- Which one do you choose?
- None ofthem!
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We didn't fight for equal rights just so...
248
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:39,323
- I'm not like that at all.
- Well... you kind of are.
249
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,363
What do I do?
Everyone will laugh at me.
250
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,888
Relax, no one will recognize you.
251
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,010
Then... I don't know who would be right.
252
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,204
I told you, you look great
in that tuflleneck.
253
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,691
EXCUSE me a moment.
254
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,611
- Hi,Ania
- Hi.
255
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,845
- So, about that gymnasium...
- What were you guys talking about?
256
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,605
That Wilk show.
257
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,288
- Really. You watch that show?
- Sometimes.
258
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,603
And yesterday he had this funny puppet,
259
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:32,770
this helpless,
bespectacled... pathetic...
260
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,406
Why pathetic?
Maybe she just had principles?
261
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,371
So you watched it too?
262
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:42,211
A bit. You can't fault a puppet
for having standards.
263
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,049
But she talked like my grandmother.
264
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,921
Maybe your grandma is sman! Too bad men
today aren't more like our grandfathers!
265
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,446
But my grandfather was an asshole.
266
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,889
- Marcel, relax.
- We're gonna get cancelled!
267
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,089
Trust me, women love being insulted.
268
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,169
- Not this woman.
- Which woman?
269
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,609
The independent, consciously childless,
270
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:12,368
professionally fulfilled, 59-year-old
feminist icon who heads our network.
271
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:17,241
- Is the icon in?
- Yes, she is... she's with someone now.
272
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,561
We'll wait.
273
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,965
I warned you to tone it down.
274
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,565
I'm not being paid to tone it down.
275
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,685
Besides, it was so funny I was
still laughing when I got home.
276
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,243
You and your Neandeflhal followers.
She'll fire us, you'll see.
277
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,529
Thank you very much,
that's fantastic news!
278
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:35,804
Have fun doing your shit TV!
279
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,480
Fucking puppets!
280
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,721
Good bye!
281
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,204
Bring them in, please.
282
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,124
Of course.
283
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,009
The Director will see you now.
284
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,249
- Maybe we should wait a bit...
- Come on.
285
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,209
Let me read you something:
286
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,766
“Your network has reached a new low.
287
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:21,611
Wilczyriski is a sexist and a chauvinist pig.
288
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:28,362
I hope you cancel his pathetic show."
289
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,929
- First, let me stafl by saying...
- We received two thousand e-mails
290
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,811
and got five thousand comments
on our profile.
291
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,681
Please don't pull the show.
292
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:51,369
I've decided to move you to Prime Time.
On the main network, instead of Rafai.
293
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,443
Of course you'll need
to make some changes.
294
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,568
Bigger budgets mean more responsibility.
295
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,169
Aneta, ask Jacek in.
296
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,961
I hope you understand. We need a producer
at the helm with some real experience.
297
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,049
But I do have experience...
298
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,122
Hello, Tomek.
It's a pleasure.
299
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,084
- Hello, Marcin.
- Marcel.
300
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:20,446
And of course you need to give people
what they want, what they like.
301
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,201
We actually have some great ideas...
302
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:29,487
Hania, and the things you said about
love and romanticism, that was a hit!
303
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,920
That's what we're after.
304
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:36,525
Yeah, but it was more of
a one-offthing, she's too boring...
305
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,609
Tomek...
306
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,531
you'll think of something,
you're creative.
307
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,691
Sure thing.
308
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,801
Step it up now! Good!
309
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,082
What are they doing here?
310
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,649
Look at that four-eyed one.
311
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,884
- Enough! What was that?!
- Everything ok?
312
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,404
PE is over, hit the locker room!
313
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,683
You're staying here.
Five push-ups.
314
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,530
We're okay.
315
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,325
Stand please.
316
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:39,921
Great.
317
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,610
Yes, mom.
I'll be there in an hour.
318
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:47,091
I know. I was at work. Bye.
319
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,566
Hey, Ania.
320
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,960
You really are a music teacher.
How quaint.
321
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,128
- Get lost.
- Wait up, I need to talk to you.
322
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,442
I don't have time.
Not for you!
323
00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,289
- You made me a laughing stock!
- I did? Come on.
324
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,247
You know what they're calling me?
Pathetic.
325
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,364
I'm not pathetic.
Emphatic maybe, but not pathetic!
326
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,006
I never said you were.
Of course you're not.
327
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,441
Could we...
328
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,889
Will you roll down the window?
329
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,651
I know you can still hear me.
330
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,006
You know what's pathetic?
That you actually listen to that crap.
331
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,929
You're a role model to kids...
332
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,929
It's not mine, it's the radio.
333
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,569
You don't want to talk?
Fine, I'll wait right here.
334
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,727
Shit!
335
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,687
- Are you okay? Should I call a doctor?
- A baflender.
336
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,371
Shut up.
337
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,649
You could've killed me.
338
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,606
Listen,
339
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,929
I wanted to apologize.
340
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:15,404
I don't know why you're so pissed,
the show was a hit.
341
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:25,804
And I thought that maybe we could...
342
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,531
I'm still waiting for that apology.
343
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,090
- Haven't I apologized?
- No.
344
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:34,204
You said you wanted to, but never did.
345
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:38,809
Then I am sorry. And I think
we should continue our co-operation.
346
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,569
The plan is you go on dates,
347
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,244
then tell me about them,
348
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,161
and we use that for my skits.
349
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,441
Simple, right?
350
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,322
Let me get this straight.
351
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,930
So I go on dates...
352
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,609
Then I tell you about them.
Whom I met, where we went...
353
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,441
And then you turn me
into an idiot on national TV?
354
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,400
What? Please.
That's not what my show is about...
355
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,689
Listen, we have quite a budget,
you wouldn't be working for free.
356
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,689
You want to buy me?!
Like some whore...
357
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,330
Did I say that?
358
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,844
Jesus, talking to you
is like reading Tolstoy.
359
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,082
- Dude...
- Tomek.
360
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,851
Tomek.
361
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:40,608
There's absolutely nothing
you could offer to convince me.
362
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,206
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
363
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,289
That's a real pity.
364
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,162
Marcel, the piano didn't
work out, send it back.
365
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,091
Yes, I know it's Steinway.
366
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:04,163
Yes, I tried.
I know, those poor kids...
367
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,565
How did you know?
368
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,089
I did my homework.
369
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,967
Actually, Marcel did.
370
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,609
He's been doing it since high school.
371
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:23,165
Ok, so how does this work?
372
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,844
You stay with us for the whole season.
373
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,890
If you back out - no piano.
374
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,049
And if I fall in love?
375
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,569
If you fall in love, the piano is yours,
376
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,810
and you can leave.
377
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,889
But I could always lie to you.
378
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,369
Just say that I fell in love.
379
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,364
Then I guess I'll have to trust you.
380
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:54,006
- What is it?
- Some dating app. He said it would be easy.
381
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,884
- Try clicking this.
- I can't.
382
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,087
Dinosaurs.
383
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,644
It's only the hottest dating app around.
384
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,522
I hope you're not using it?
385
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:09,720
Of course not. All I do is watch canoons,
I don't even know what a penis is.
386
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,245
Very funny.
387
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,364
Better show us how it works.
388
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,170
This is an app for searching people.
389
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,289
Here's a list of who "liked" you.
390
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,610
A list of who you "liked".
This is the chat.
391
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,208
Swipe right to "like",
392
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:31,328
swipe left to... well... not.
393
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,527
That's it.
394
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,040
- That's it?
- That's it.
395
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,121
So you click here... And there.
Oh, look, he has a doggy.
396
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,571
No. Move on.
397
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:48,167
- This one's cute.
- Are you crazy? He looks like a rapist.
398
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,451
- Move on.
- This one looks nice.
399
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,651
Book publisher... Who buys
books anymore? Move on.
400
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,367
- Maybe this one... or that one.
- Wait, go back.
401
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,326
Oh no.
402
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,809
Sexy Dad_107?
403
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,411
Give me that.
404
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,088
It's Bogdan.
405
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,488
Oh God, I knew it. He's always
coming home late.
406
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:31,641
- I'm past my prime!
- I'm sure that's just a mix up.
407
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,005
Hey there, weirdos.
Everything okay?
408
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,007
Ok, so help me pick one. This one?
409
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,482
Yeah, he's great.
We have to go.
410
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,889
What? Wait...
411
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,725
Promise me something.
Look at me!
412
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,929
Promise me you won't do anyihing stupid.
413
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,930
I promise.
414
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:05,364
Zosia... You know, I need to help
Ania find the right guy.
415
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,287
Could you set up a profile for me?
416
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,648
Like... a real one, under your name?
417
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:18,006
No, make up a fake name!
Krystyna, Halina, something.
418
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,440
Krystyna? Halina?
419
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:24,362
In 21st century?
You need something modern, like...
420
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,285
Flinygirl.
421
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,771
Flinygirl. Great.
422
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,770
Flir1ygirl_22.
423
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,849
Or maybe... 46.
424
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,925
I said 22.
425
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,601
Okay, calm down...
426
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,764
Mikoiaj invites to his planet. Accept?
427
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,245
Together on the same planet.
428
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,209
What can I get you?
429
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,049
I'm waiting for someone.
430
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,366
Ania?
431
00:28:59,080 --> 00:28:59,808
Mikoiaj?
432
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,531
Yes. How are you doing?
433
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,250
I'm... very surprised, actually.
434
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:09,240
- Why?
- You're here. On time. And handsome.
435
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,611
Did I say that out loud?
436
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,371
Say what out loud?
437
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,444
You're funny!
438
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,010
We talked, had a good time.
439
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,365
We had a drink,
440
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,131
and it was very nice.
441
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:28,530
And then what?
442
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,441
Nothing.
443
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,486
Each of us went home.
444
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,884
Wow. Great! Viewers will
drop dead from excitement!
445
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,889
Great idea, Marcel!
446
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,521
Ania, we really need you
to be open with us...
447
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,162
- I'm off to hang myself.
- Wait, wait.
448
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,650
Well, OK.
449
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,729
- Two vodkas.
- No, thank you.
450
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,209
Just the two vodkas then.
451
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,566
Sure you don'twantany1hing?
452
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,449
Maybe a glass of water.
453
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,170
He was nice.
454
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,971
And sweet.
455
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,684
But a little nervous.
456
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,046
Much better now.
457
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,124
Your profile said you publish books.
458
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,005
- That's great, I love reading.
- Blah, that's boring.
459
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,641
What I really love is football.
Two more vodkas.
460
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,286
Make them double.
461
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,525
Do you like football?
462
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,363
- Well, I guess...
- Great!
463
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,931
He kept ordering vodkas until
he had a full football team,
464
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,805
so he could explain
how offside works.
465
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,402
Here are the strikers, here's the ball...
466
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,524
So when they pass here...
467
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,361
I'm sorry, but it's our first date.
468
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:19,442
Aya ya yay, that poor little Hania
469
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,684
So young and so pretty
Her dates are so shitty
470
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,531
You feel like throwing up!
471
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,603
That's all for today,
ladies and gentlemen.
472
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,203
It was an absolute pleasure for me.
473
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,282
See you next week!
474
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,448
And a double Absolut for me!
475
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:42,250
- Would you like anyihing else?
- Two more doubles. On the lady!
476
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,205
So you're a publisher.
Do you know “Master and Margarita”?
477
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,927
I'm the master of margaritas!
478
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:57,324
Waiter, more double vodkas!
I need to chase the single ones.
479
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,369
Hey, hot stuff.
480
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,169
Hey... handsome...
481
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,084
Wanna meet up?
482
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:22,800
How about some sexy pics first?
483
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,206
Son of a bitch.
484
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:46,525
Ok, that was actually kind of funny.
485
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,561
Hi.
486
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,480
- Dominik?
- Kasia.
487
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,568
- Ania.
- Pardons. Ania.
488
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,243
So here's what we'll do.
Let's call a cab.
489
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,130
We'll get some wine,
grapes, whatever you like...
490
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,286
and we'll go to my place... or yours?
491
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,726
But... maybe we could talk first?
492
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:26,927
Or something?
493
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:31,965
The thing is, I'm on a tight schedule.
494
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,601
But thanks.
495
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,207
Kasia?
496
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,242
Dominik.
497
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,251
Here's the plan.
498
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,649
We call a cab, get some grapes...
499
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,642
Ok.
500
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,564
Well, good evening!
501
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,330
I tell him there's no way.
502
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,409
He says he's on a tight schedule.
503
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,803
And she just up and left
with him. Incredible.
504
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,925
They were complete strangers.
505
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:07,090
- “Tight schedule”, nice one.
- Why is that funny?
506
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:11,245
It is. And not just to me. Come
to the show tonight, and you'll see.
507
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,804
I've got this.
508
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,000
Gonna take it?
509
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,567
Or do you want to get
to know him first, too?
510
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,924
I'm just wondering if it's a good idea.
511
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:25,682
Don't be so uptight.
Come over, it's your show too.
512
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,201
- Can I bring a friend?
- Sure.
513
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,129
Wilk's show at 8. Wanna go with me?
514
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,610
DEFINITELY.
515
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,531
Do you mind?
516
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,931
What's up with her?
517
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,288
I don't know.
You married her.
518
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,567
Download Planet Single app
and find your soulmate.
519
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,001
Yeah, sure.
520
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:17,682
Bullshit.
521
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,327
Swipe right and join the fun.
522
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,930
End your lonely days.
And nights.
523
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,010
Hey, baby.
524
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,724
When will you send me some pics?
525
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,490
Sexydad?
526
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:06,921
What the...
527
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,282
- What are you doing?
- Nothing. Just got a message.
528
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,567
- Anyihing interesting?
- Oh yes, very.
529
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,849
- So you're going out tonight?
- Yes, with Ania.
530
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:30,326
- Great. Tell her I said “Hi”.
- Don't wait up.
531
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,600
Zoéka,
532
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:53,846
here's the thing.
533
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,329
The thing is...
534
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,842
So I'm supposed to do
this talk with kids
535
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,051
about the pitfalls of Internet dating.
536
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,285
And...
537
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,609
Do you know what that
Planet Single thing is?
538
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:21,090
Naturally. It is an established
disease entity:
539
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,009
nymphomania
and should be treated as such.
540
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,010
Do you treat women as well?
541
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,770
- Of course.
- What's the address?
542
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,522
Dominik... where is he?
543
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,490
Why fight it?
544
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,683
Just follow your instincts.
545
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,488
Are you Kasia? Or maybe you?
No, wait, not you.
546
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,691
- Leave them alone!
- How about you? Kasia?
547
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,321
Don't turn away from me.
548
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,927
Give us a kiss.
549
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,844
Leave them alone, please.
550
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,570
Angela is available.
551
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,844
I'm coming, Angela! I adore her!
Have you seen her tits?
552
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,002
Angela, I'm coming!
553
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,011
The DJ was our most complex puppet.
554
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,730
You already know Marcel.
555
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,042
And this is Tomek, but
we call him For1y Winks.
556
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,603
- He once fell asleep during the show.
- He won't let it go.
557
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,251
Hi.
558
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,365
- Looks exactly like him.
- Like whom?
559
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:22,451
This one guy I know.
560
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,371
You know, you actually look a bit like...
561
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,407
Go get some sleep.
Thanks.
562
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:34,568
He knows?!
563
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:37,803
Come on, his synapses last
made contact in October.
564
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,330
Ania tells me you call yourself
a hair psychologist. Is that right?
565
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:52,289
Ola and I are going to talk hair
and makeup. We might be a while.
566
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,199
- Want to see something cool?
- Yes.
567
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:58,239
- Want to see something cool?
- Yes.
568
00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:58,286
- Want to see something cool?
- Yes.
569
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,849
You keep shoes next to the brushes?
570
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,328
Interesting. No one minded it so far.
571
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,369
It's terribly unhygienic.
572
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:12,605
What's this?
573
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,801
Public TV ordered it for some show, but
figured it was too risque, so we got it.
574
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,770
Their loss, our gain.
575
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,841
Marcel? Jacek needs you.
They have a problem with the guests.
576
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,809
Well, I have a problem with my throat.
577
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,725
Naugh1Y-
578
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:31,801
Enjoy.
579
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,840
I'll be down the hall.
580
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,449
Incredible.
581
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,331
You made them all yourself?
582
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,085
The first few dozen.
583
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,248
Now I have an entire
team to do it for me.
584
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,481
It suits you.
585
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,164
And this was my first puppet.
586
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,205
- How long ago did you make it?
- I don't remember. Simon?
587
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,930
Pardon me!
588
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,011
Tomek? Geez!
589
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,324
When I last saw you, the country
was on food rations.
590
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,250
Oh, a princess.
591
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,165
At your service...
592
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,563
I get this bum stafled in the business.
593
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,203
And what do I get in return?
A one-way ticket to storage town.
594
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,725
Sorry, he loves pulling at heaflstrings.
595
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,404
How did you learn to make those voices?
596
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:07,400
I never had any friends,
so I had to enteflain myself.
597
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,325
And now seriously?
598
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,649
My parents were never home,
599
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,685
and my grandfather was
a kids' show veteran.
600
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,282
I've been playing with puppets
ever since I remember.
601
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,371
Oh, so we're sharing?
602
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,842
So how did you fall in love
with music, princess?
603
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,924
Same old story:
604
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,087
my dad was a composer, when I was
little he'd sit me at the piano
605
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,850
and I could bang on the keys.
606
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,684
The rest is history.
607
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:43,283
- I even got into a conservatory in Paris.
- Really? Nice.
608
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,561
Dad even bought me a dress
for my first recital.
609
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,525
And? What happened?
610
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,081
He died as I was about to leave.
611
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,082
Mom fell apart I had to stay.
612
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,766
So stay I did.
613
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,964
Stafled teaching.
614
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,849
Sometimes that's just the way
the cookie crumbles.
615
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,961
Sorry, I need to run.
616
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,170
L'll talkto him.
617
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,171
- Where's Marcel?
- In no. 3, I think.
618
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,686
- You really think I'm uptight?
- What?
619
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,769
You called me that.
620
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,009
You make it sound like an insult.
621
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:49,888
I just meant that you could
just be more spontaneous.
622
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,361
That headless pervefl!
623
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:01,366
He thinks he can find
someone younger and hotter?
624
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:07,283
He had such treasure at home,
that hairy Iardass.
625
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,009
I could've had anyone...
626
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,244
See? Spontaneous.
627
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,889
I really am sorry. Can you forgive me?
628
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,130
Bitter-Sweet invites for a chat. Accept?
629
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:40,085
Ania and Bitter-Sweet are a match.
630
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,010
BITTERSWEET: What are you doing?
631
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,609
ANIA: Nothing. Watching TV.
632
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,009
BITTERSWEET: Most people
633
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,089
would make up something fancy.
634
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,611
ANIA: Ok, what are you doing then?
635
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,887
BITTERSWEET: Talking to an attractive girl.
636
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,843
ANIA: Does she know
637
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,604
you're also writing to me?
638
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,809
ANIA: Your turn. Better to know the date
639
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,008
or the cause of your death?
640
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,039
BITTERSWEET: Cause, obviously.
641
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,565
Would you rather have a
642
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,449
PAUSE or a REWIND button?
643
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:32,890
ANIA: Someone already hit PAUSE in my life.
644
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,684
BITTERSWEET: Meaning?
645
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,608
ANIA: I don't know, I feel stuck.
646
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,728
Do you know what I mean?
647
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,286
BITTERSWEET: I do.
648
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:48,246
I feel I should be doing something else.
649
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,328
Like I've made a wrong turn.
650
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,562
ANIA: Do you want to meet?
651
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,644
BITTERSWEET: Maybe someday.
652
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:05,610
It's good to talk for now.
653
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:39,962
Oh, sorry.
Would you like some coffee?
654
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,122
Yes.
655
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,603
What kind? Espresso, black, latte?
656
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,569
Yeah, great.
657
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,405
And... what kind do you drink?
658
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,564
Black. Sweet.
Not too sweet, though.
659
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,369
So a bit bitter.
660
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,447
- Yeah, that's coffee for you.
- And life, right?
661
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,644
I don't get it.
662
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,328
I mean that coffee is like life.
663
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:23,883
I know what you said, but
I don't know what you mean.
664
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,841
That coffee, much like life,
665
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,447
can be bitter and sweet.
666
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:34,931
Sure.
667
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:40,526
It's cool when it's sweet,
but sometimes it's bitter.
668
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,091
Bittersweet.
669
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,804
That's what I said.
670
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,407
I have a date.
I need to run.
671
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,804
Olek_36 invites to his planet. Accept?
672
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,727
- Olek?
- No.
673
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,005
Ania?
674
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:26,891
Good evening.
675
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,329
You look ravishing.
676
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,286
Should we stafl you off
with an alcoholic beverage?
677
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,131
Excuse me!
678
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,170
- Could I see some ID?
- Cenainly.
679
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,844
I'm sorry, but we have a strict
policy against prostitution.
680
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,569
He was this shod.
Like that kid.
681
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,845
Headmaster_110 invites to his planet.
682
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,167
Hey, handsome. Want some sexy pics?
683
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:18,368
I'm just feeling, like, so much
pressure from them, you know?
684
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,888
Maybe just come right out
and tell your parents you're gay.
685
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,684
What? I'm so not gay!
686
00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:29,403
This game is dumb.
687
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:33,281
Our heroine was rejected
by a beautiful man.
688
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:38,009
A man with shiny muscles,
689
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:41,323
sculpted with steel...
690
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:56,567
Happy Binhday to you...
691
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,327
But it's not my biflhday.
692
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,291
They serve free cake if you say it is.
693
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,649
Since I promised...
694
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,644
That bitch!
695
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,201
- What did you call my daughter?
- No, I did not mean...
696
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:28,560
You heard right.
697
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,882
- Tell your wife to shut up.
- Or what?
698
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,806
Maybe you should quit
while you're ahead.
699
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:50,761
ANIA: Jesus. I had no idea
700
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,365
Internet dating was such a minefield.
701
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:55,810
BITTERSWEET: You need to kiss a lot
702
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,888
of frogs to find a prince. Best of luck.
703
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,049
HEADMASTER_110: The day after tomorrow at 7PM?
704
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,122
SEXY DAD_107: The day after tomorrow at 7PM?
705
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,449
FLIRTYGIRL_22: Yep. Rev up your engine, stud.
706
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,610
ARTIST: Yep. Rev up your engine, stud.
707
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,009
HOW TO GET RID OF A WICKED STEPMOTHER
708
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,650
Tune in tomorrow for more fun!
709
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:30,606
- I had a reservation, Malinowski.
- Piotr? Hey.
710
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:35,647
Hey, Ania. Nice to see you.
711
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,090
- This is Oscar.
- Piotr.
712
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,363
- Piotr who?
- Ania's friend from work.
713
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,725
A friend?
714
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,684
You like my girlfriend?
715
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,131
- You'd like to screw her?
- No...
716
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:50,811
- No? So she's ugly?
- No, she's pretty...
717
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,401
So you DO want to screw her!
718
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,081
ANIA: Hey, are you there?
719
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,003
Everyihing OK?
720
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:28,202
Only the days yet to come
are still imponant.
721
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,285
The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.
722
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:46,684
Hania could succumb to female hysteria
and vaginal redistinction.
723
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,889
What can we do, doctor?
How can we help her?
724
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,368
In our time, when someone went
mad, we just cut their head off.
725
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,850
Or we gave them opium.
726
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:59,130
Drugs are an option,
but what could we give her?
727
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:03,370
She's so picky
728
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:07,531
that her best hope
would probably be a roofie...
729
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,725
ANT_MAN: I still haven't lost hope.
730
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:14,164
Best hope of not dying a virgin that is.
731
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:17,964
Can you explain how a roofie works?
732
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,210
ANIA: You stood me up. I waited forever.
733
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,049
This one dulls your senses first.
734
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,164
This one? Let's try it out.
735
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,689
- Wait, that's irresponsible...
- How long before it stems?
736
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,405
ANT_MAN: And I'll make it up for you
737
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,970
just as long.
738
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,491
ANT_MAN: Give me a chance?
739
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,049
- What?
- What do you think?
740
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:48,604
You should see yourself.
You're glued to all those gadgets.
741
00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:52,486
- I'm talking to someone.
- Oh, that's rich.
742
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,962
That's not talking.
This is talking.
743
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,841
Nowadays this is also talking.
744
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,565
- So who is he?
- I don't know.
745
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,446
You don't know who you're talking to?
746
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,284
I'm trying to figure out.
747
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:10,809
Ania, he should be trying to figure
you out. Not the other way around!
748
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:14,043
You won't find anyone of substance
by chasing them.
749
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,568
Your dad never gave up on wooing me
and it was the love of my life.
750
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,887
The right person is someone
who will never give up on you.
751
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:24,531
That's who you will find
happiness with, not...
752
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,889
What is that trash?!
753
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,927
ANIA: Dopamina. Tomorrow 8PM. Sharp!
754
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,649
Oh my, I'm late.
755
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,080
Okay, I deserved that.
756
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,931
- Ania.
- Antoni. Or Ant_Man.
757
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:24,081
That's cleared up then.
But you're not a superhero.
758
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:30,608
Well, if I was I couldn't tell you.
759
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,449
Maybe I should explain what
happened that evening.
760
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:39,687
See,
761
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,521
I had my whole day planned.
And then I got a call
762
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,160
from school that my daughter...
763
00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:49,963
Yes, I have a daughter.
Matylda. She's 6.
764
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:52,525
This is getting interesting.
765
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,685
They called saying that...
That she left school and they can't find her.
766
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,290
You're quite the storyieller.
767
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,929
- You don't believe me.
- No... I do.
768
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,602
I've seen some weird things lately.
Go on.
769
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,687
I looked for her all over,
called everyone, turned out
770
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,648
- she went to the Philharmonic.
- A 6-year-old.
771
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:19,081
My wife used to sing in
a choir before she passed.
772
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,370
Matylda hasn't been coping well
with her mom's death.
773
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,969
She went to ask about her
mom's next performance.
774
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:29,607
She doesn't quite understand
mom isn't coming back.
775
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,125
You're not joking?
776
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,921
- I'm so sorry.
- No, I am sorry.
777
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,840
A widowed father... I didn't want
to drop that bombshell right away.
778
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:49,521
I just wanted to explain
why I couldn't make our first date.
779
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,529
I didn't have your number,
so I couldn't call.
780
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,811
- I'm sorry.
- Come on, it's...
781
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:01,326
- How is your daughter now?
- Depends.
782
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,851
The thing is, no one knows how much
she actually understands.
783
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,606
- So her mom sang in a choir?
- Yes.
784
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:12,761
That's uncanny, because
Iteach music. I run this club...
785
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,530
I know, I saw it on your profile.
786
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,684
Music can help a lot.
You could sign her up.
787
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:24,404
So, now that we've got first date
superficial banter out of the way...
788
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,849
- How about...
- Your favorite food.
789
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,280
Lasagne.
790
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,251
Please don't tell me it's yours too.
791
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,410
I didn't say that, because...
792
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,962
my favorite food is kebab.
793
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:45,966
- Excuse me. Two kebabs please.
- We don't serve kebabs.
794
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,130
In that case we'll need a moment.
795
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,204
And please take these away.
796
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,649
How's life?
797
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:17,480
Hungry. I had only salad again.
798
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,809
Cooking just now. Come on over.
799
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,924
Isn't it a little late?
800
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,002
10:30PM? How old are you?
801
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:26,605
37! :)
802
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,689
Seriously?
803
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,129
I'll take this.
804
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,564
- Come on in.
- Should I be scared?
805
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,971
Would you like a drink?
806
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,366
Thank you.
807
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,849
- Wine.
- White? Red?
808
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:57,364
White... red... white...
809
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,331
Just your average bachelor's pad.
810
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,847
If you find the bathroom, let me know.
811
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:17,929
I haven't listened to this in years.
812
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:22,200
Shall we spin it?
813
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:28,046
There were so many days
That drained our strength
814
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:34,008
There were so many moments
That left us breathless...
815
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,009
I used to play this for my parents.
816
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,970
On the piano.
817
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,727
As a child. Every Sunday.
818
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,969
I'd watch them dance.
819
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:45,931
Dying of boredom.
820
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,489
I was sick of this song.
821
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:54,411
After dad died, mom
stopped listening to it.
822
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,966
And now I'd give anyihing
to play it for them again.
823
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,767
- So... tell me about today.
- What about it?
824
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,608
Your date with the no-show.
825
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:15,004
- I don't want to talk about it.
- That bad?
826
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,005
That good.
827
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,001
Seriously?
828
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:24,370
Tell me then.
829
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,130
I don't want to.
830
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:31,369
- Why not?
- Because you'll use it on the show.
831
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,889
Isn't that the deal we made?
832
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,091
Well, this one might have potential.
I don't want to mess it up.
833
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,329
Why would I mess it up?
834
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:45,569
We're looking for
a boyfriend for you, right?
835
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,602
- But promise this stays between us.
- Okay,
836
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,765
but have some more wine.
837
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,770
He was...
838
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:06,489
charming, handsome, funny...
839
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,206
- Excuse me...
- Cheerful...
840
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:13,086
Isn't this the same guy who left you
waiting in a restaurant for two hours?
841
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:15,009
Turns out we have a lot in common.
842
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:19,046
He also loves music and
lost someone close to him.
843
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:20,441
Whom?
844
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:21,967
His wife.
845
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:25,522
She died of cancer nine
months ago and... it's a sad story.
846
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:28,246
That's why he couldn't make it.
847
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:35,282
His daughter ran away from
home, he was looking for her.
848
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,251
What's this face?
849
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,609
- Can't you hear how that sounds?
- How?
850
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,289
His wife died of cancer.
851
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,369
And his daughter went missing.
852
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,489
He showed me pictures.
853
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,689
Of his dead wife and escaping kid?
854
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,723
If you'd lost someone,
you wouldn't be making fun.
855
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,444
A pity I haven't then.
856
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,525
That's not what I meant, Ijust...
857
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,885
He wasn't lying.
858
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,765
We had a terribly nice time.
859
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,604
So terrible or nice?
860
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,483
- So when should I bring the piano?
- What piano?
861
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:14,127
You fell in love, we had a deal.
862
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,289
Fell in love? Ijust had a good time.
863
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:23,322
Ok,
864
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,411
it's late, I have
a busy day tomorrow.
865
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,526
But thanks, the food was delicious.
866
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,364
I'll find the elevator myself.
867
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:58,368
That face is uglier than most butts,
and your mother hates your guts!
868
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:01,322
Don't listen to him,
your face is beautiful.
869
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,444
Count out loud.
870
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:11,803
Five, six, seven...
871
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,766
- Everything ok?
- It'll heal.
872
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:25,524
I'm sorry.
I didn't know he was a jerk.
873
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:30,522
It's ok.
It's sweet that you care.
874
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:33,411
I can't imagine how you must have felt.
875
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,129
You're just sitting there, talking,
and suddenly I barge in...
876
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:40,046
It must have been a shock.
877
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,931
I'll be right back, and then
you'll tell me everyihing.
878
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:53,290
- Hello.
- We've decided to take your advice.
879
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,686
I'm glad.
880
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,729
You must be Matylda.
881
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,361
- Hello.
- Hello.
882
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,731
- She's adorable.
- Definitely her mother's genes.
883
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:08,085
Children, this is our new friend.
Say hello.
884
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:10,169
Hi!
885
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:12,569
She'll do great.
886
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:16,605
- Thanks for bringing her.
- I should be thanking you.
887
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:21,161
I had fun talking to you,
so I hoped...
888
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,287
That we could keep talking.
889
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,406
Tonight.
890
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:29,650
With pleasure.
891
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:33,610
Quiet!
892
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,651
- Then I'll see you.
- Good bye!
893
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:12,767
What are you doing?
894
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,486
Go study, read something!
895
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:24,691
That idiot. I'll show him.
I'll meet someone. I'm still young.
896
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,564
He'll beg me for forgiveness.
897
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:34,562
And I'll go: “l'm so sorry, my dear...
898
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,211
but go fuck yourself.”
899
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:57,687
For the greatest guy in the world
Your Ola
900
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,402
- Nice suit.
- Yeah.
901
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,644
You look quite good yourself.
902
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:17,408
So... have fun with Ania.
903
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,364
And you with the accountant.
904
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,682
Oh, I will most definitely
have so much fun.
905
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:27,169
Voila. After you.
906
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:30,211
- Age before beauty.
- Ladies first.
907
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,721
- You're in more of a hurry.
- I'll wait.
908
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:55,083
I had no idea men could sing opera?
909
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,886
Crazy, right?
910
01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:58,801
Shocking.
911
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,089
I need to tweet about it.
912
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,404
Something stronger.
913
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,250
Make it a double.
914
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:11,444
What were we talking about?
915
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:15,563
I don't remember. I can't
think now, I have to tweet.
916
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:30,527
- Where are you going?
- Take some selfies, I'll be right back.
917
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:43,291
Ania?
918
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:45,366
Tomek?
919
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:49,249
What are you doing here?
920
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:52,681
You look great. Beautiful.
921
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,764
You... too.
922
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:56,450
- Shall we...?
- Ania!
923
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:00,210
I didn't know it is so
hard to get to a club.
924
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:04,002
- Antoni, this is Tomek, my...
- Colleague.
925
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:06,761
Do you teach as well?
926
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:09,002
- Pardon?
- I asked if you're a teacher.
927
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,971
- No. I'm on television.
- A producer?
928
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:18,962
Kind of. I have this
talk show with puppets.
929
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,089
Cool. Sounds exciting.
930
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,250
- Unfoflunately, I don't watch too much TV.
- What do you do?
931
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,729
Boring stuff.
932
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:28,445
He's a doctor.
933
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:30,608
A doctor. Wow.
934
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,321
Just a gastroenterologist.
Nothing flashy.
935
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,888
Nothing flashy.
He just saves lives.
936
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:39,450
So we have something in common.
937
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:42,370
We both stick our hands
up asses for a living...
938
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,249
That's true.
939
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:51,321
So, listen, maybe you could come
to the show the day after tomorrow.
940
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:53,927
What? We can't.
941
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,805
- Why not? Matylda loves puppets.
- Your daughter?
942
01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,090
Yes.
943
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:01,050
Well in that case you must come.
944
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:03,166
Definitely.
945
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,489
Are you sure you're free?
946
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:07,204
- Yeah. Tomorrow, right?
- The day after.
947
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:11,126
The day after... I can't.
I have work.
948
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:12,522
Too bad.
949
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:19,881
I should take this. I'll be back
before you can say gastroenterology.
950
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:23,209
- He's cute.
- What was that?
951
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:24,361
What?
952
01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:26,881
I invited him. To our show.
953
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:31,602
- You told him about the show, right?
- Of course... not.
954
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:33,290
You're lying to him?
955
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:35,682
I'm not, Ijust...
956
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,165
Oh, grow up.
957
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:40,929
Ania, wait.
958
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:45,922
- Sorry!
- Ok, yeah, enough!
959
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,969
You need to speak up.
960
01:08:57,160 --> 01:09:01,290
I know, darling, I'm sorry.
I'm at a club with my friends.
961
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,289
I know, it's loud.
962
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:09,289
No, I'll be very late tonight.
Don't wait up.
963
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:13,481
Will you tell mom
good night from me?
964
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,089
Kisses to you both.
Sleep well.
965
01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:32,810
Occupied.
966
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,325
But you can pass the paper.
967
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,650
Surprised, huh?
968
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:07,761
How could you do this to me, like some...
969
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,005
whore!
970
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:13,129
How could...
971
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:16,091
Unbelievable.
972
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:20,324
Surprised, huh?
973
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:22,844
No, that's no good...
974
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:25,362
How could you do this to me?
975
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,722
You bitch. Surprised?
976
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:40,849
How could you do this to me?
977
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:42,929
Like a damn whore.
978
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:53,805
Here you go.
979
01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:59,525
- Do you feel like...
- Like murder!
980
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,449
- Good evening...
- No, thank you.
981
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:14,966
Surprised, huh?
How could you...
982
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:19,490
Surprised?! Were you
expecting someone else?
983
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:22,680
How could you do this to me
you cheating bastard?!
984
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:25,287
Can't you watch porn on the internet
like any other guy?
985
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:27,130
You want whores to send
you pervefled pics?
986
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:30,688
- Pervefled?
- That's what I'm saying!
987
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:36,644
I had to lose myjob to learn what
a lying cheating bastard you are.
988
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:40,128
Wait a minute...?
You got fired again?!
989
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:44,245
Yeah, I was.
Months ago! So what?
990
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:47,842
Why can't you keep a job?
You're completely irresponsible!
991
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:53,969
And you didn't even notice!
You never had any respect for me!
992
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:55,650
Respect?!
993
01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:59,722
I can't believe I ever thought you
could be a decent wife!
994
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:01,962
Let alone a mother to my child!
995
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,846
You can't even hold onto a job,
let alone a family!
996
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:09,445
- Great!
- Great...
997
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:14,048
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to...
998
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:17,122
- Maybe it's time for me to leave.
- Fine with me.
999
01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:18,926
There's the door.
1000
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:58,485
Welcome to my humble abode.
1001
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:00,890
Humble? It's cozy.
1002
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:04,529
Sorry, it's a bit messy.
1003
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:07,084
You should see our place.
1004
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:13,891
This is the bathroom, the hall,
and the living room.
1005
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:18,161
Ola?
1006
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,329
I had nowhere to go.
1007
01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:24,565
- Oh gosh.
- Sure thing, honey. It's no problem.
1008
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:26,565
Bogdan is a pig.
1009
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:29,169
A pig-
1010
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:32,728
- I'm so sorry.
- All men are pigs. Ania!
1011
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:35,004
Move away from that pig!
1012
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:37,129
Back to the pigsty you pig!
1013
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,211
Good night.
1014
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:43,484
Probably going home to his wife!
But they don't even have sex!
1015
01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:52,170
I'm sorry.
Maybe he was a nice pig.
1016
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:58,451
- What happened?
- Bogdan...
1017
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:03,884
The man who used to be
so close to my head...
1018
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:08,131
it's over.
1019
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,165
Tomek?
1020
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,401
- Octavia.
- Walk with me.
1021
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:50,522
- Is something wrong?
- The ratings are down.
1022
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:53,201
- I know, I can expla...
- No, just fix it.
1023
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:54,281
Sure.
1024
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:58,406
Maybe we should reveal Hania's true
identity, while anyone still cares.
1025
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,525
I promised her anonymity.
1026
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,089
How touching.
1027
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:17,405
- And?
- We need to boost the ratings.
1028
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:19,010
Even more? How?
1029
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:21,650
I have an idea.
1030
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:27,091
Are you sure it's the right place?
1031
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:30,044
No. We spent 8 hours
staking out the wrong house.
1032
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:31,807
Here we go.
1033
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:37,885
- It's like Miami Vice.
- Hush.
1034
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,090
Which one do you want to be?
1035
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:43,809
- I'll be the black one.
- You're so annoying.
1036
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:49,969
Tell the guys to follow him and report
Watch out.
1037
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,889
You really want to do this?
1038
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:57,005
Did you see that? He's a fraud.
1039
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:03,690
- We're messing with people's lives...
- Ratings won't go up by themselves.
1040
01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:07,051
Ok, you're the boss.
1041
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:15,764
I am afraid your husband
has been cheating on you.
1042
01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:26,604
I can't believe this.
1043
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:29,844
We have proof.
1044
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:34,202
I can't believe this.
Not again.
1045
01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:35,686
So it's not the first time?
1046
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:40,044
How is it that all these women
fall for his weepy shtick?
1047
01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:42,766
Who is this whore?
1048
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,207
It doesn't matter.
1049
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:51,525
I know! I'll call him...
No, I'll go to him and I'll kill him.
1050
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:55,003
- Calm down.
- You calm down! I'll cut his balls off!
1051
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:01,050
Darling...
1052
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:05,442
Darling, go to your room,
I'll be right there.
1053
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:12,726
- Perhaps...
- You're gay, right?
1054
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,049
Can you rape him for me?
1055
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,088
Excuse me?!
1056
01:18:18,440 --> 01:18:20,886
Here's what we'll do.
I cut his balls off,
1057
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:23,048
you rape him, and then we kill him.
1058
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:25,561
- I'm not raping anyone!
- Look,
1059
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,084
I have a much better idea.
1060
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:33,086
- Ladies first.
- You're kidding.
1061
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:39,040
- Promise you won't murder me?
- And walk back in the dark alone?
1062
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:43,929
- Damn it...
- What?!
1063
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:45,969
People are sleeping here!
We're sorry!
1064
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:49,522
- Let me sleep!
- The lady said she's sorry!
1065
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:53,770
- Do I bother you at your home?!
- We're so sorry.
1066
01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:11,885
Antoni!
1067
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:16,847
Here.
1068
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:21,242
- Miss me?
- Very much.
1069
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:25,329
It's beautiful.
1070
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:30,404
Beautiful women should be
brought to beautiful places.
1071
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:38,451
- This is the amphitheater where...
- ...Joanna used to sing, yes.
1072
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:44,681
She used to stand almost exactly
where you are standing now.
1073
01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:51,971
- Maybe we should leave...
- You don't like it?
1074
01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:54,925
No, I do.
1075
01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:59,571
It's beautiful, but I think...
1076
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:06,609
- Not again!
- What the hell...
1077
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,729
Bravo, Antoni!
1078
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:11,445
An Oscar-woflhy performance!
1079
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:16,485
We are here at the amphitheater
for the grand unmasking
1080
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:18,762
of not one, but two people!
1081
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:22,886
- The real Hania, and the real Antoni.
- What?!
1082
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,729
Meet Ania,
1083
01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:28,765
the true inspiration for
Hania, and a very close friend of mine.
1084
01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:30,968
- Who is Hania?
- She's a puppet.
1085
01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:35,040
- What's this? Some son of a show?
- Duh!
1086
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:37,129
Yes. No!
I don't know what this is.
1087
01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:40,887
Ania was brought here
by this man - Antoni Bienczycki
1088
01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:44,522
who is also leading something
of a double life. Right?
1089
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:45,528
What?
1090
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:52,091
He's the kind of guy who uses sympathy
and deceit to prey on helpless women.
1091
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:55,444
- What the hell?
- In a moment, my fearless assistant will
1092
01:20:55,600 --> 01:21:01,926
bring out your wife, so she can see
what a lying, cheating asshole you are.
1093
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:04,009
- Marcel!
- Let me go.
1094
01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:05,282
You whore!
1095
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:11,730
Leave me alone!
1096
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:17,850
' Marysia?
' Let go!
1097
01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:24,723
- Antoni? What are you doing here?
- What am I doing here?
1098
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,928
- Who is this?
- My sister.
1099
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:31,247
- You married your own sister?
- No, you idiot. My wife is dead.
1100
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:34,250
You're sleeping with both
my husband and my brother?
1101
01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:38,288
- You lying...
- I'm not sleeping with anyone!
1102
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:42,405
Just think, if you were living another
life, you wouldn't get to experience this...
1103
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:48,201
- Calm her down. Do something!
- What can I do?
1104
01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:51,650
Stop! Quiet!
1105
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:58,644
Thank you very much.
1106
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,646
There's clearly probably been
a big misunderstanding.
1107
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:06,762
Maria is not Antoni's wife,
she's his sister.
1108
01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:10,051
His wife is dead. I'm sorry,
but that's just the way it is.
1109
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:12,289
This has all been a mistake.
1110
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,929
We didn't mean to cause you distress.
1111
01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:19,361
We apologize, and we're leaving now.
1112
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:21,769
Let's go.
1113
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:25,727
I also am surprised.
1114
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:31,249
Antoni...
1115
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:34,201
You are all disgusting.
1116
01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:36,170
At least it will be a great show!
1117
01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:39,523
I'm sorry, Antoni...
1118
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:47,250
How could you?
He's a good man.
1119
01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:49,324
I wanted to help...
1120
01:22:49,440 --> 01:22:53,331
Help? You've been using me
all this time.
1121
01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:56,402
I was a fool to think
we had an understanding.
1122
01:22:56,640 --> 01:23:02,488
- Ania wait...
- I don't want to see you again. Ever.
1123
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:04,728
You can't just leave.
1124
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:07,725
- What about the piano?
- I don't give a shit about your piano.
1125
01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:17,929
An interesting evening, I have to say.
1126
01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:24,006
But that footage.
Awesome!
1127
01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:33,124
Oh well, good riddance.
Let's go get a drink.
1128
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:35,689
We've been through some
shit together, eh?
1129
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:40,962
The community center
in Nidzica, remember?
1130
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:44,923
And look where we are now.
1131
01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:48,089
Yeah, where are we now?
1132
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,082
This whole thing today
1133
01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:55,284
- that wasn't the guy I spent
the last 20 years with.
1134
01:23:56,520 --> 01:23:59,524
I just realized that guy is gone.
1135
01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:07,486
You didn't even say a word
when she sidelined me.
1136
01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:29,369
And so shit hits the fan.
1137
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:39,688
Do you wanna talk to mommy?
1138
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:47,609
Darling,
1139
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:52,406
- when we talk to mommy...
- I know.
1140
01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:56,051
What do you know?
1141
01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:59,086
That mom isn't coming back.
1142
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:15,731
Ela, sing on, don't mind him.
1143
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:17,921
One, two, three...
1144
01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:23,443
- I can't.
- Ela, don't run off...
1145
01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:31,683
Sounds like a cat being gassed,
oh thank God, silence at last.
1146
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:35,802
So you think it's funny? Humiliating
girls for the amusement of others?
1147
01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:42,531
You think if you have a show,
an audience, anyihing goes?
1148
01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:44,889
You behave like a little punk.
1149
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:46,929
And you know who likes
little punks? No one!
1150
01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:51,764
If you make fun of my group
one more time, I'll shove this ball
1151
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:55,288
so far up your ass, that before you
get it out, you'll die of constipation.
1152
01:27:58,440 --> 01:27:59,680
Understand?
1153
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:04,288
What's going on?
Everything okay?
1154
01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:07,567
Yes, every1hing's okay.
Right, Igor?
1155
01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:14,281
Here are your invitations to the recital.
1156
01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:17,530
Nice.
1157
01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:25,450
What did you do again?
1158
01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:29,409
Should we stafl without him?
1159
01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:32,409
- Play it.
- Good morning.
1160
01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:36,923
- Almost on time.
- Where's Marcel?
1161
01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:39,966
He didn't tell you?
He quit in the morning.
1162
01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:41,969
Thank God for Jacek.
1163
01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:46,768
This is just the first cut.
1164
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:48,366
You whore!
1165
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:58,491
He's the kind of guy who uses sympathy
and deceit to prey on helpless women.
1166
01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:00,608
You're sleeping with my husband?
1167
01:29:01,440 --> 01:29:08,130
Meet Ania, the true inspiration for
Hania, and a very close friend of mine.
1168
01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:12,364
An Oscar-woflhy performance!
1169
01:29:16,120 --> 01:29:21,206
- But it's not true. It was his sister.
- Great, but put in more Springer stuff.
1170
01:29:21,480 --> 01:29:25,246
And have the music build up
until the wife appears.
1171
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:28,284
- It's not his wife.
- Really?
1172
01:29:29,240 --> 01:29:33,768
Okay. We'll tweak the music.
1173
01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:38,121
Put “Antoni - cheating husband”
at the bottom.
1174
01:29:38,320 --> 01:29:39,731
And send me a copy.
1175
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:46,649
Hallo. Just the TV guide.
1176
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:51,123
WILK TO UNMASK THE REAL HANIA
1177
01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:57,606
Your change...
1178
01:30:06,240 --> 01:30:08,607
- Hi, mom.
- Hi.
1179
01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:16,964
And what's this?
1180
01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:20,086
- An invitation.
- To what?
1181
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,680
The recital I'm preparing
for the end of school year.
1182
01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:26,964
And the TV guide?
1183
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:30,529
- What?
- The TV guide.
1184
01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:33,320
How am I supposed to know what's on?
1185
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:36,204
If you want the TV guide,
1186
01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:40,487
then maybe go out and
buy one yourself.
1187
01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:41,848
Watch your tone.
1188
01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:44,764
Instead of sitting on your ass all day,
watching this drivel.
1189
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:46,769
Is that how you talk to your mother?
1190
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:49,288
Mother? Since when?
1191
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:51,130
I'm the one taking care of you.
1192
01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:55,171
Delivering your mail, buying groceries,
mornings and evenings.
1193
01:30:55,320 --> 01:30:58,563
- I'm like your nursemaid.
- You think I have it easy?
1194
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:02,646
You think I'm having
the time of my life?!
1195
01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:06,002
Ania? Ania!
1196
01:31:13,360 --> 01:31:16,443
New likes: 0
New comments: 0
1197
01:31:26,080 --> 01:31:27,764
Stop recording this, you brat!
1198
01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:30,764
What did you call my daughter,
you readheaded trollop?!
1199
01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:36,688
- Get out! You don't work here anymore!
- That's because I quit! You fascists!
1200
01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:40,122
Let's go, Zoéka.
1201
01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:06,005
Dad?
1202
01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:09,410
Are you home?
1203
01:33:05,960 --> 01:33:07,849
Are you having fun?
1204
01:33:15,440 --> 01:33:18,410
You're the most stubborn chick
I've ever met.
1205
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:49,325
Beautiful.
1206
01:33:53,840 --> 01:33:56,491
- We've missed you!
- Good morning, miss.
1207
01:33:56,640 --> 01:33:58,085
Good morning.
1208
01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:05,449
I thought you wouldn't be back.
1209
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:07,130
I didn't really have a choice.
1210
01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:09,720
She's been singing my ear off.
1211
01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:13,169
She practically dragged me here.
1212
01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:16,888
I'm so sorry about what happened...
1213
01:34:16,960 --> 01:34:18,564
Don't be...
1214
01:34:19,680 --> 01:34:23,002
- it woke me up. Your friend...
- He's not my friend.
1215
01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:25,641
Okay, but he was right
about one thing.
1216
01:34:26,840 --> 01:34:29,161
I am a liar.
1217
01:34:29,560 --> 01:34:30,846
I've been lying to myself.
1218
01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:35,644
The truth is, I need to find closure
before I can move on.
1219
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:39,889
I know the feeling.
1220
01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:04,647
- Is anyone working here?
- You'd like to order?
1221
01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:07,566
- Yes, I'd like...
- Tomek Wilczyriski?
1222
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:11,049
Yes. But no autographs today.
1223
01:36:11,160 --> 01:36:12,889
I'll give you Margarita...
1224
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:15,526
Hey! The drunk!
1225
01:36:46,600 --> 01:36:47,965
Marcel...
1226
01:36:51,240 --> 01:36:53,322
Marcel!
1227
01:36:58,240 --> 01:37:00,766
Stop shouting.
What are you doing?
1228
01:37:01,040 --> 01:37:03,725
I've no idea what I'm doing.
1229
01:37:04,240 --> 01:37:06,049
I don't know what's going on.
1230
01:37:06,120 --> 01:37:10,842
Since high school, when you
used to let me copy your answers...
1231
01:37:11,320 --> 01:37:14,290
Ijust don't know how I could...
1232
01:37:14,480 --> 01:37:15,891
Marcel!
1233
01:37:19,400 --> 01:37:23,644
Don't leave me, please!
I won't make it on my own!
1234
01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:32,243
Why aren't you in my life
when I need you so much!
1235
01:37:32,360 --> 01:37:33,805
Stop yelling!
1236
01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:39,010
Thank you for coming down.
1237
01:37:39,320 --> 01:37:42,563
Ok, just get up, don't be silly.
1238
01:37:43,800 --> 01:37:48,044
I'm so terribly sad.
1239
01:37:50,120 --> 01:37:52,521
I love you so much.
1240
01:37:53,320 --> 01:37:59,965
- I love you too.
- I'm sorry. I did it all wrong.
1241
01:38:01,520 --> 01:38:06,162
- You've done nothing wrong.
- Please forgive me.
1242
01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:09,205
I forgive you. Come on.
1243
01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:13,849
Is that Tomek Wilczyriski?
1244
01:38:14,600 --> 01:38:16,011
I didn't know he was gay.
1245
01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:19,726
Come on, everyihing will be fine.
1246
01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:28,090
Ania...
1247
01:38:28,920 --> 01:38:30,809
Ania...
1248
01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:37,283
Someone's at the door.
Tell them to go away.
1249
01:38:40,400 --> 01:38:42,050
Is there a fire?!
1250
01:38:45,840 --> 01:38:47,922
- Hello.
- Hi.
1251
01:38:50,680 --> 01:38:52,569
Is Ola here?
1252
01:38:54,640 --> 01:38:56,529
Wait, I still don't get it.
1253
01:38:56,960 --> 01:38:59,645
You made two fake profiles,
and convinced Ola and Bogdan
1254
01:38:59,760 --> 01:39:03,401
when they were actually talking to you?
1255
01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:11,007
I'm impressed. So much planning,
and secrecy... incredible.
1256
01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:14,010
- How did you pull it off? It's...
- Ania...
1257
01:39:17,040 --> 01:39:18,724
I'm off to school.
1258
01:39:22,760 --> 01:39:24,250
Good luck.
1259
01:39:34,200 --> 01:39:37,886
So the joke's over. You can
come back home now, right?
1260
01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:42,806
Not really.
1261
01:39:47,160 --> 01:39:50,960
- But why? I'm sorry. Can't we...
- Stop it.
1262
01:39:51,520 --> 01:39:53,170
It's not your fault.
1263
01:39:55,760 --> 01:40:00,482
You just helped us realize that things
had been off for quite a while, and...
1264
01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:06,043
- We're simply not a good match.
- But you are.
1265
01:40:06,920 --> 01:40:08,490
We were happy.
1266
01:40:09,560 --> 01:40:11,449
I'm not much of a mother anyway.
1267
01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:17,886
So you're just giving up?
1268
01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:19,730
Kids! Slight change of plans.
1269
01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:21,525
Pass these around.
1270
01:41:26,400 --> 01:41:27,481
Piotr...
1271
01:41:28,240 --> 01:41:30,527
- I need your help.
- Calm down.
1272
01:41:30,680 --> 01:41:31,363
What's up?
1273
01:41:31,480 --> 01:41:34,086
Are you still in that band?
1274
01:41:34,400 --> 01:41:35,686
We jam sometimes.
1275
01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:39,481
I need them, and you, and all of you.
1276
01:41:40,080 --> 01:41:41,969
And most of all, you Igor.
1277
01:41:42,200 --> 01:41:44,521
Come on.
1278
01:41:45,080 --> 01:41:46,366
Let's go.
1279
01:41:46,560 --> 01:41:48,403
Don't be scared.
Be a man.
1280
01:42:15,040 --> 01:42:17,646
Marcel. I thought you quit.
1281
01:42:17,760 --> 01:42:22,641
- I wouldn't miss the season finale.
- Yeah, It's going to be sensational.
1282
01:42:23,240 --> 01:42:25,129
Oktawia was looking for you.
1283
01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:27,205
Again?
1284
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:31,726
She said: “Get me that that bold-headed
idiot”. Figured she meant you.
1285
01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:39,964
We have these inside jokes, you know...
1286
01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:44,242
But we're staning in a moment.
1287
01:42:45,360 --> 01:42:47,283
I can run the intro for you.
1288
01:42:47,480 --> 01:42:49,767
You'll be back by the end
ofthe monologue.
1289
01:42:49,920 --> 01:42:52,002
Ok, I'll be right back.
1290
01:43:05,800 --> 01:43:07,962
- How much time do we have?
- 30 seconds.
1291
01:43:08,080 --> 01:43:11,402
- Great. Here you go.
- What's this?
1292
01:43:11,560 --> 01:43:12,766
A slight change of plans.
1293
01:43:15,240 --> 01:43:17,129
I missed this.
1294
01:43:20,840 --> 01:43:23,127
The mixing chamber is empty.
1295
01:43:23,520 --> 01:43:25,409
Releasing the lock...
1296
01:43:25,640 --> 01:43:30,567
It is time to stem in 3, 2, 1... applause!
1297
01:43:34,960 --> 01:43:39,170
Tomek! Tomek!
1298
01:43:48,120 --> 01:43:51,283
Hania! Hania!
1299
01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:56,646
The season finale!
Incredible.
1300
01:43:56,960 --> 01:44:00,123
I never thought I'd make it this far.
1301
01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:03,528
I remember we stafled out
years ago with my friend,
1302
01:44:03,680 --> 01:44:06,889
doing puppet shows in
a local community center.
1303
01:44:07,000 --> 01:44:09,810
Who remembers what
a community center is?
1304
01:44:10,360 --> 01:44:15,321
In our case, it was where drunk
plumbers yelled “show us your tits!”.
1305
01:44:18,920 --> 01:44:20,809
Here I am.
1306
01:44:21,200 --> 01:44:23,089
Obviously.
1307
01:44:24,880 --> 01:44:28,009
- You wanted to talk to me.
- No.
1308
01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:31,490
Damn it.
1309
01:44:33,760 --> 01:44:36,923
Suddenly I get a call from
Rafa! Wolski.
1310
01:44:37,200 --> 01:44:39,282
Rafa! freaking Wolski!
1311
01:44:40,040 --> 01:44:44,568
He saw me perform and invited me
to his show. My first TV appearance.
1312
01:44:44,720 --> 01:44:46,245
Rafah thanks for then,
1313
01:44:46,560 --> 01:44:48,164
and sorry for now.
1314
01:44:48,880 --> 01:44:51,281
Incredible.
That was 5 years ago.
1315
01:44:51,600 --> 01:44:54,251
Now I'm standing in the same studio,
1316
01:44:54,920 --> 01:44:58,811
and you could say I finally
have what I wanted.
1317
01:45:00,520 --> 01:45:03,683
But not what I needed.
1318
01:45:09,360 --> 01:45:12,409
- Ania, come see this.
- Yes. Thank you very much.
1319
01:45:12,600 --> 01:45:15,365
Yes, last night I got my ass kicked.
1320
01:45:15,920 --> 01:45:17,410
And you know what?
1321
01:45:18,640 --> 01:45:20,324
That's exactly what I needed.
1322
01:45:22,080 --> 01:45:24,731
I made fun of people with real lives who...
1323
01:45:28,280 --> 01:45:29,611
Man...
1324
01:45:31,320 --> 01:45:35,689
People who were braver than me,
because they weren't scared of failure...
1325
01:45:36,240 --> 01:45:37,924
People who were looking for love,
1326
01:45:38,080 --> 01:45:42,642
and the funny thing is -
some ofthem found it.
1327
01:45:44,640 --> 01:45:46,165
See for yourselves.
1328
01:45:47,120 --> 01:45:49,407
- My name is Mikoiaj.
- Edyta.
1329
01:45:50,880 --> 01:45:52,769
I came here with the real Hania once.
1330
01:45:53,760 --> 01:45:55,649
On an Internet date.
1331
01:45:56,240 --> 01:45:58,925
The date was just awful.
1332
01:45:59,360 --> 01:46:01,408
We didn't click.
She was too passé.
1333
01:46:01,640 --> 01:46:02,641
But she was right.
1334
01:46:02,760 --> 01:46:07,084
- I went home and told my family I'm...
- Gay.
1335
01:46:07,640 --> 01:46:10,849
But a moment later I met...
1336
01:46:11,600 --> 01:46:13,284
my treasure.
1337
01:46:14,360 --> 01:46:18,684
She was afraid to commit,
at first, but eventually...
1338
01:46:18,800 --> 01:46:19,961
Leave it.
1339
01:46:20,120 --> 01:46:26,526
Karolina enchanted me with
her vitality, beauty, and personality...
1340
01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:30,321
What are you staring at?!
He's my man!
1341
01:46:30,960 --> 01:46:33,486
He says I relax him.
1342
01:46:33,760 --> 01:46:37,242
- He likes visiting me at work.
- Because she makes great coffee.
1343
01:46:38,000 --> 01:46:39,889
Later, I met Geflruda.
1344
01:46:40,320 --> 01:46:43,369
When she stepped through the door,
her hair blowing in the breeze.
1345
01:46:43,440 --> 01:46:45,408
- So modern and stylish...
- Ania!
1346
01:46:45,640 --> 01:46:47,722
I cut that woman's hair!
1347
01:46:48,240 --> 01:46:54,805
I yelled at that hairdresser, but
because of her I met the love of my life.
1348
01:46:55,360 --> 01:46:58,125
- I'd like to thank her.
- Look, it's mom's client.
1349
01:46:58,280 --> 01:47:02,444
Ola, you're a true aflist.
Thank you.
1350
01:47:02,520 --> 01:47:05,410
I was looking for you, but I guess
you only work with stars now.
1351
01:47:06,160 --> 01:47:07,889
Hugs and kisses.
1352
01:47:08,040 --> 01:47:09,929
You just called her “mom”.
1353
01:47:11,560 --> 01:47:13,449
No I didn't.
1354
01:47:14,880 --> 01:47:20,046
It's cool. We care for each other,
trust each other...
1355
01:47:23,560 --> 01:47:24,891
Stop it.
1356
01:47:42,760 --> 01:47:43,761
Mother!
1357
01:47:45,840 --> 01:47:49,890
- And you? Are you single?
- Not now, mom...
1358
01:47:51,000 --> 01:47:54,209
Ask the nice man for his number...
1359
01:48:04,200 --> 01:48:06,965
I didn't believe one could find love,
especially on the Internet.
1360
01:48:07,440 --> 01:48:09,329
I still can't believe
what they just said.
1361
01:48:09,880 --> 01:48:13,009
But I realized my mistake.
1362
01:48:13,920 --> 01:48:16,924
I was always focused on
why things didn't work.
1363
01:48:17,040 --> 01:48:20,169
Then I realized that instead
of looking for someone ideal,
1364
01:48:20,800 --> 01:48:22,689
I should look for someone
1365
01:48:24,520 --> 01:48:27,410
who makes up for my deficiencies.
1366
01:48:27,880 --> 01:48:31,362
The thing about the real Hania is
she's not perfect either.
1367
01:48:31,560 --> 01:48:35,565
She's annoying, neurotic,
she talks way too much
1368
01:48:36,160 --> 01:48:38,925
and she's the sloppiest
eater I have ever seen...
1369
01:48:39,320 --> 01:48:42,403
But she's not afraid to be herself.
1370
01:48:43,360 --> 01:48:45,681
And she knows better than me
that in life you should fight
1371
01:48:45,760 --> 01:48:47,649
not for what you want,
1372
01:48:49,280 --> 01:48:50,566
but for what you need.
1373
01:48:54,120 --> 01:48:58,091
If you had told me this 6 months ago,
I'd laugh at you.
1374
01:48:58,640 --> 01:49:00,529
But now I'll say it from this stage:
1375
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:05,601
honesty takes guts.
1376
01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:08,807
And not everyone
has what it takes.
1377
01:49:09,520 --> 01:49:11,409
People like Hania do.
1378
01:49:12,680 --> 01:49:15,923
It's easier to do what I do:
to mock others.
1379
01:49:16,960 --> 01:49:21,329
But I never had the courage
to stop pretending.
1380
01:49:24,760 --> 01:49:26,330
And that's why I'm alone.
1381
01:49:29,320 --> 01:49:32,403
So you want to know
who the real Hania is?
1382
01:49:35,360 --> 01:49:36,486
She's right in front of you.
1383
01:49:38,640 --> 01:49:40,369
You pass her on the subway,
in the hallway,
1384
01:49:40,480 --> 01:49:43,768
maybe she works at your office,
maybe she lives next door.
1385
01:49:44,160 --> 01:49:47,642
It's someone you overlooked,
second-guessed, or mistreated.
1386
01:49:48,000 --> 01:49:51,800
You will notice her once you
stop thinking only about yourself.
1387
01:49:53,920 --> 01:49:58,209
So I want to ask you all.
You, my audience...
1388
01:49:59,840 --> 01:50:01,410
Take a look around.
1389
01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:04,569
Don't do what I did.
1390
01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:07,490
Don't blow it.
1391
01:50:08,960 --> 01:50:11,691
Because you may find yourselves
in an empty house,
1392
01:50:12,840 --> 01:50:14,046
all alone.
1393
01:50:18,160 --> 01:50:21,050
So that was that.
Good luck.
1394
01:50:34,080 --> 01:50:35,969
INVITATION
1395
01:50:58,400 --> 01:51:00,289
Headmaster_110 invites to his planet.
1396
01:51:29,520 --> 01:51:31,170
Beautiful, isn't it?
1397
01:51:33,400 --> 01:51:36,131
Delivered this morning.
No sender.
1398
01:51:37,640 --> 01:51:39,529
Probably some foundation, right?
1399
01:51:44,440 --> 01:51:46,920
HAVE A GREAT PERFORMANCE
1400
01:52:16,920 --> 01:52:21,209
- Hello, principal.
- Come on in...
1401
01:52:29,520 --> 01:52:34,048
- I'm glad you came.
- Good evening. Headmaster, I presume?
1402
01:52:35,360 --> 01:52:36,441
Uh...
1403
01:52:37,360 --> 01:52:39,010
Headmaster_110?
1404
01:52:42,280 --> 01:52:44,408
Yes. Yes, of course.
1405
01:52:44,680 --> 01:52:47,286
And you must be Flinygirl.
1406
01:52:47,520 --> 01:52:49,363
Nice to meet you.
1407
01:52:49,520 --> 01:52:51,204
I'll tell you one thing.
1408
01:52:51,440 --> 01:52:55,889
Your profile picture
doesn't do you justice.
1409
01:52:57,360 --> 01:52:58,964
Dad, I need to...
1410
01:52:59,920 --> 01:53:01,206
Oh, you have a daughter?
1411
01:53:01,360 --> 01:53:04,523
Yes. This is my daughter...
1412
01:53:05,520 --> 01:53:06,521
- Her name is...
- Zoéka.
1413
01:53:14,640 --> 01:53:16,085
Let's find your seats.
1414
01:53:16,200 --> 01:53:18,806
Just so you know, you're
grounded for a year for this.
1415
01:54:06,480 --> 01:54:09,006
There were so many days
1416
01:54:09,800 --> 01:54:12,531
That drained our strength
1417
01:54:14,120 --> 01:54:20,321
There were so many moments
That left us breathless
1418
01:54:21,440 --> 01:54:24,011
When you regret those
1419
01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:27,529
That gave you nothing but grief
1420
01:54:28,120 --> 01:54:30,885
Just realize this,
1421
01:54:31,800 --> 01:54:34,849
Just remember that
1422
01:54:35,760 --> 01:54:42,405
Only the days yet to come
are still imponant.
1423
01:54:45,120 --> 01:54:50,411
The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.
1424
01:55:06,720 --> 01:55:10,930
The world can be a better place,
be brave - make up for your mistakes.
1425
01:55:11,200 --> 01:55:16,240
There's still time in the universe.
Look in the mirror: change yourself first.
1426
01:55:16,880 --> 01:55:21,602
There's no point weeping, no point crying
Think about it and stop denying
1427
01:55:21,800 --> 01:55:24,201
Don't live in the past,
the future can be better
1428
01:55:24,320 --> 01:55:26,448
Only the days ahead of us matter!
1429
01:55:26,920 --> 01:55:31,642
There was a successful man
Who had everyihing he desired
1430
01:55:31,920 --> 01:55:36,926
But one day lost his way
On the twisting road of life.
1431
01:55:37,120 --> 01:55:41,409
Though his foflune was gone
He listened to his head
1432
01:55:42,760 --> 01:55:48,369
And never gave up hope, because...
1433
01:55:56,360 --> 01:56:00,081
Only the days yet to come
are still imponant.
1434
01:56:01,440 --> 01:56:05,331
The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.
1435
01:56:18,480 --> 01:56:24,761
How can you see those you know
with fresh eyes?
1436
01:56:25,440 --> 01:56:28,125
How do you collect your thoughts
1437
01:56:28,840 --> 01:56:31,571
when they've been scattered?
1438
01:56:32,400 --> 01:56:38,601
How do you find in yourself
The strength to carry on?
1439
01:56:39,520 --> 01:56:42,444
Search for the answers
1440
01:56:43,200 --> 01:56:46,966
There is always time, because...
1441
01:56:50,640 --> 01:56:54,486
Only the days yet to come
are still imponant.
1442
01:56:55,800 --> 01:56:59,441
The moments we're waiting for
are all that matter.
1443
01:57:46,240 --> 01:57:48,129
I liked your singing.
1444
01:58:18,240 --> 01:58:20,129
Forgive me.
1445
01:58:33,320 --> 01:58:36,324
- Thanks, bye.
- Bye.
1446
01:58:41,120 --> 01:58:44,044
- Friend of yours?
- Mom...
1447
01:59:30,240 --> 01:59:32,129
BITTERSWEET: Maybe it's time to meet?
1448
01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:34,089
He)'. Where'd you go?
1449
01:59:34,160 --> 01:59:36,049
BITTERSWEET: I hope I didn't scare you off?
1450
01:59:36,160 --> 01:59:38,049
OK, I'll write for both of us
1451
01:59:38,120 --> 01:59:40,009
BITTERSWEET: This is Ania, how's life.
1452
01:59:40,080 --> 01:59:41,969
I'm missing you Bittersweet.
1453
01:59:42,040 --> 01:59:43,929
You know Bittersweet, when I'm ready
1454
01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:45,889
to meet I'll let you know right away.
1455
01:59:46,000 --> 01:59:47,889
Three weeks since the last message.
1456
01:59:47,960 --> 01:59:49,371
ANIA: Tomorrow 8PM at Café Rynek.
1457
01:59:49,440 --> 01:59:50,441
Hope I recognize you.
1458
02:00:13,080 --> 02:00:15,208
Let me guess: water and breadsticks?
1459
02:00:15,680 --> 02:00:19,287
- Still waiting for someone.
- In that case we'll wait together.
1460
02:01:07,640 --> 02:01:09,005
Piotr?
1461
02:01:11,120 --> 02:01:12,804
Who the fuck is Piotr?
1462
02:01:14,200 --> 02:01:15,531
Jerk!
1463
02:01:15,960 --> 02:01:17,883
You were pretending to be
Bittersweet all this time!
1464
02:01:17,960 --> 02:01:19,803
- I wasn't pretending.
- A bas clef?!
1465
02:01:19,960 --> 02:01:23,521
I thought you'd like it!
I thought it would be romant..
1466
02:01:25,800 --> 02:01:26,847
Marcel!
1467
02:01:34,200 --> 02:01:37,010
Coming, Your Lowness.
1468
02:01:37,880 --> 02:01:39,928
Give me a hand.
1469
02:01:46,160 --> 02:01:47,605
Mount up!
1470
02:01:47,920 --> 02:01:50,526
- Help me up!
- Sure, Your Fierceness...
1471
02:01:51,760 --> 02:01:52,966
Away!
1472
02:01:54,120 --> 02:01:57,488
Minstrels! Play on!
1473
02:02:02,240 --> 02:02:08,805
How can you be such a stubborn,
annoying, stuck-up chick,
1474
02:02:08,880 --> 02:02:11,247
- Me stubborn? You are an egotistic...
- ...and not understand that if
1475
02:02:11,400 --> 02:02:16,725
I make a fool of myself in front of
all these people, trying to appologise
1476
02:02:16,840 --> 02:02:25,328
it's not to make fun of you,
but to say that I love you!
1477
02:02:26,160 --> 02:02:27,241
What?
1478
02:02:37,960 --> 02:02:40,327
Did he just say that he loved me?
1479
02:02:41,520 --> 02:02:42,681
Tomek!
1480
02:02:50,080 --> 02:02:51,969
Stop that horse!
1481
02:03:13,960 --> 02:03:15,007
Ania?
1482
02:03:16,840 --> 02:03:18,842
Is that the crazy lady
from your school?
1483
02:03:20,160 --> 02:03:21,764
Now I understand.
1484
02:03:31,560 --> 02:03:35,201
- Are you okay?
- The horse...
1485
02:03:41,800 --> 02:03:43,040
I didn't catch what you said.
1486
02:03:43,240 --> 02:03:47,370
- I said you were the most stubborn...
- Not that.
1487
02:03:49,400 --> 02:03:51,687
I'm in love with you.
1488
02:04:14,680 --> 02:04:18,605
Wilczyriski in love?
His friends confirm!
1489
02:04:24,320 --> 02:04:27,324
Viewers deparied with Wilk?
Head of network to be replaced.
1490
02:04:27,640 --> 02:04:30,769
The man behind Wilk.
Producer Marcel shares his new plans.
1491
02:04:41,160 --> 02:04:44,642
Rough Cut: Star stylist talks about
love, family and hair psychology.
1492
02:04:50,200 --> 02:04:52,043
How one show turned a school
1493
02:04:52,120 --> 02:04:54,168
into a hotbed of musical talent.
1494
02:04:59,960 --> 02:05:02,122
How a family feud helped a teenager make
1495
02:05:02,200 --> 02:05:03,964
a hit communicator for parents and kids.
1496
02:09:22,040 --> 02:09:23,769
What a piece of shit.
1497
02:09:24,520 --> 02:09:26,363
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